KRISTEN'S BOARD
Please consult your physician prior to participating on this message board.

News:

  • #TEAM-MSSLAVE
    You Got This!
  • Congratulations to Shiela
    Kristen's Board 2021 Pervert Of The Year!
  • #TEAM-MSSLAVE
    We Love You!
  • #TEAM-MSSLAVE
    Stay Strong. Fight Like Hell!
  • Become a member for access to more areas of our message board, it's free!  Register here.

What’s been your :facepalm: moment?

Asmodel · 645

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Asmodel

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 1,163
    • Fame +133/-197
    • Gender: Male
  • Hope you have a good day. 🙂👍
on: January 15, 2022, 04:17:52 PM
:facepalm: (Kinda self-descriptive, if you ask me)
Quoting one of the great philosophical minds of KB, Clitical Thinking aka CT,
Nothing is TMI here on Kristen’sBoard.

So feel free to share your experiences, reflecting upon which made you facepalm afterwards.

To start the thread.
Everyday :
I log in to check whether if there’s any new message or anything in the updates.
And upon finding none, I realize, it’s because I didn’t message anyone or post anywhere the day before.
Cue  :facepalm:

If you don’t like me, then keep your distance!


So relatable. —> https:/    /youtu.be/   mIPhpGPHibU
[gif]https://imgur.com/download/o0XbqJX/[/gif]


Offline Dirtymind

  • Total freak
  • *****
    • Posts: 703
    • Fame +86/-1
    • Gender: Male
Reply #1 on: January 16, 2022, 03:38:49 PM
I was still at school, waiting at my mom's work. I'm chatting with the secretaries. A gorgeous blonde walks and motions for me to be helped first.

I say, "Oh no, go ahead. I'm part of the furniture."

She said, "I would love to sit on it sometime."

It took me about 15 mins after she left to realise she was flirting.

 :facepalm:



Offline Shiela_M

  • POY 2020 & 2021
  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 4,118
    • Fame +1341/-4
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #2 on: January 16, 2022, 04:30:00 PM
Pretty much my entire life before 30... what was I thinking, if I was even thinking at all.

I survive because the fire inside burn brighter than the fire around me. I am the Phoenix


Offline Asmodel

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 1,163
    • Fame +133/-197
    • Gender: Male
  • Hope you have a good day. 🙂👍
Reply #3 on: March 03, 2022, 08:49:03 PM
When you wait and wait and wait for something to happen, but nothing does
And after a long time of waiting, you realise you’ve wasted your time.
Cue  :facepalm:

If you don’t like me, then keep your distance!


So relatable. —> https:/    /youtu.be/   mIPhpGPHibU
[gif]https://imgur.com/download/o0XbqJX/[/gif]


Offline staci

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 3,249
    • Fame +1457/-98
    • Gender: Female
Reply #4 on: March 03, 2022, 11:20:56 PM
 I didn’t message anyone or post anywhere the day before. Asmodel, that would be a first for you.



Offline JBRG

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 2,577
    • Fame +169/-2
    • Gender: Male
Reply #5 on: March 04, 2022, 08:16:07 PM
Face palm moment(s) - damn near every day down here in Mexico. To the point that we just say TIM to things we see that make us shake our heads. TIM -- This Is Mexico .

That is all.


Offline MintJulie

  • ~. Version Number 9.2. ~
  • Super Freak
  • Burnt at the stake
  • ******
    • Posts: 8,784
    • Fame +1209/-22
    • Gender: Female
  • Madame Sheriff
Reply #6 on: March 04, 2022, 10:35:58 PM
Face palm moment(s) - damn near every day down here in Mexico. To the point that we just say TIM to things we see that make us shake our heads. TIM -- This Is Mexico .

TIW
This is Walmart

.
          You might not know this, but I have a thing for Tom Brady (and Bill Clinton)
Version 9.2
POY 2016


Offline Shiela_M

  • POY 2020 & 2021
  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 4,118
    • Fame +1341/-4
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #7 on: March 04, 2022, 10:39:43 PM
OMG, LMFAO :emot_laughing:

I always thought it was, OAW "only at Walmart"

I survive because the fire inside burn brighter than the fire around me. I am the Phoenix


Offline Clitical Thinking

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 1,502
    • Fame +253/-17
    • Gender: Male
Reply #8 on: March 04, 2022, 11:11:19 PM
TIT

This is terrific  :emot_laughing:



Offline Asmodel

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 1,163
    • Fame +133/-197
    • Gender: Male
  • Hope you have a good day. 🙂👍
Reply #9 on: March 04, 2022, 11:16:24 PM
TIT

This is terrific  :emot_laughing:
Oh, for a moment I thought you meant Texas,  ;D :D ;D

If you don’t like me, then keep your distance!


So relatable. —> https:/    /youtu.be/   mIPhpGPHibU
[gif]https://imgur.com/download/o0XbqJX/[/gif]


Offline MintJulie

  • ~. Version Number 9.2. ~
  • Super Freak
  • Burnt at the stake
  • ******
    • Posts: 8,784
    • Fame +1209/-22
    • Gender: Female
  • Madame Sheriff
Reply #10 on: March 05, 2022, 03:40:59 AM
OMG, LMFAO :emot_laughing:

I always thought it was, OAW "only at Walmart"

Oh, it is.  Hahaha

.
          You might not know this, but I have a thing for Tom Brady (and Bill Clinton)
Version 9.2
POY 2016


Offline Asmodel

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 1,163
    • Fame +133/-197
    • Gender: Male
  • Hope you have a good day. 🙂👍
Reply #11 on: March 05, 2022, 08:51:31 PM
I didn’t message anyone or post anywhere the day before.
Asmodel, that would be a first for you.
I can understand why you’d think that, though there was only one hike, around New Year’s Eve. when I had tried to reach 500 posts before midnight. Plus, even now, I seldom post apart from the 4-5 threads in Fun & Games.

If you don’t like me, then keep your distance!


So relatable. —> https:/    /youtu.be/   mIPhpGPHibU
[gif]https://imgur.com/download/o0XbqJX/[/gif]


Offline Asmodel

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 1,163
    • Fame +133/-197
    • Gender: Male
  • Hope you have a good day. 🙂👍
Reply #12 on: March 23, 2022, 07:22:54 PM
When you try and try and try to make someone understand something, but the point wouldn’t just get to them!
 :facepalm:

If you don’t like me, then keep your distance!


So relatable. —> https:/    /youtu.be/   mIPhpGPHibU
[gif]https://imgur.com/download/o0XbqJX/[/gif]


Offline Lujan_Akasi

  • Pervert
  • **
    • Posts: 86
    • Fame +13/-72
    • Gender: Male
  • I love America!! Land of opportunity
Reply #13 on: April 01, 2022, 06:40:06 PM
I had a FPM. I was 12 and thought that my teacher was flirting with me by saying "I want you." She actually said, "Come to the board and figure out the problem." I guess I was distracted at how sexy she was. She had to tell me twice.

~Nylon Wishes and Pantyhose Dreams~


Offline JBRG

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 2,577
    • Fame +169/-2
    • Gender: Male
Reply #14 on: April 01, 2022, 08:50:42 PM
I had a FPM. I was 12 and thought that my teacher was flirting with me by saying "I want you." She actually said, "Come to the board and figure out the problem." I guess I was distracted at how sexy she was. She had to tell me twice.

My "you have to say something multiple times to be understood" happened one night many years ago, my buddy's girlfriend was pissed at him and asked to if I wanted to make love to her. She had to ask three times (I was really drunk at that moment). I said no and told her later that I couldn't because she was my buddy's girlfriend AND that I was so drunk I doubted I could get it up anyways.

That is all.