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What’s been your :facepalm: moment?

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Offline MintJulie

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Reply #15 on: April 01, 2022, 09:02:23 PM

You had me at....

I said no and told her later that I couldn't because she was my buddy's girlfriend

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Reply #16 on: April 01, 2022, 09:56:37 PM
LoL. Funny. I do have to ask, and I hope you don't get offended. Is that you in the dress in your picture? I find it sexy.

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Reply #17 on: April 03, 2022, 06:05:17 PM

You had me at....

I said no and told her later that I couldn't because she was my buddy's girlfriend

I would have said no for that reason had I been sober. I tend to be honourable regardless of my state of sobriety. I may say stupid things that I think are funny but others don't. But, I'm always respectful of my relationships with others.


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Reply #18 on: April 03, 2022, 08:12:31 PM
LoL. Funny. I do have to ask, and I hope you don't get offended. Is that you in the dress in your picture? I find it sexy.

Who is this addressed to?
What picture are you referring to?

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Reply #19 on: April 03, 2022, 08:23:08 PM
JBRG...................HE IS WHOM I SPOKE OF. Don't know why I was shouting there. But yeah....

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Reply #20 on: April 04, 2022, 03:14:59 AM
JBRG...................HE IS WHOM I SPOKE OF. Don't know why I was shouting there. But yeah....

Ahhh that's why I'm confused. Well, JBRG is male, so I don't think so.

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Reply #21 on: April 05, 2022, 09:36:51 PM
You can be a male and wear a dress. I do. Can you guess with what. Ding.ding.ding: pantyhose

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Reply #22 on: April 07, 2022, 06:09:46 PM
FPM here,
Attempt to do a Herculean task.



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Reply #23 on: April 07, 2022, 07:16:22 PM
I am now a pervert. I feel so blessed. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #24 on: April 07, 2022, 07:45:09 PM
We are KB have done our job well. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #25 on: April 12, 2022, 09:55:41 PM
There's someone who annoys the shit out of me but I hadn't seen in a while. Today my path crossed with the ashole again and I found myself both face palming literally and laughing, because, yeah, why the fuck not. It's like having a pimple on your ass that you pop and it has to grow back somewhere, because God forbid you have a few good days without a pimply ass.



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Reply #26 on: April 13, 2022, 11:03:00 AM
Woo for the perfect analogy.  :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:



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Reply #27 on: April 17, 2022, 05:26:09 PM
What do you call a pimple which has pimples on itself?
A Radioactive Pimple? ❌
Nope, Asmodel ✅
(Not an) Edit:- Bad joke, I know, cue  :facepalm:

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Reply #28 on: May 04, 2022, 07:50:58 PM
LoL. Funny. I do have to ask, and I hope you don't get offended. Is that you in the dress in your picture? I find it sexy.

Sorry for the late response to the question -- no, it's not me. I'm 100% guy.

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Reply #29 on: May 18, 2022, 09:25:07 PM
Warning: Pop culture reference.
Watching the opening scene of FRIENDS 3x16,
I was confused AF, as to why Monica is saying things Rachel should, (Have watched it before many times.)
And why Rachel is dressed as Monica.
Only then, Standing up from sitting on the sofa, and squinting at the around-2-meters-away TV screen, did I notice that I had completely confused the characters’ faces.
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Damn, both my glasses and my eyes are really f*cked up…

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