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Offline Asmodel

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on: January 15, 2022, 04:17:52 PM
“:facepalm: ” (Kinda self-descriptive, if you ask me)
Quoting one of the great philosophical minds of KB, Clitical Thinking aka CT,
Nothing is TMI here on Kristen’sBoard.

So feel free to share your experiences, reflecting upon which made you facepalm afterwards.

To start the thread.
Everyday :
I log in to check whether if there’s any new message or anything in the updates.
And upon finding none, I realize, it’s because I didn’t message anyone or post anywhere the day before.
Cue  :facepalm:


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Reply #1 on: January 16, 2022, 03:38:49 PM
I was still at school, waiting at my mom's work. I'm chatting with the secretaries. A gorgeous blonde walks and motions for me to be helped first.

I say, "Oh no, go ahead. I'm part of the furniture."

She said, "I would love to sit on it sometime."

It took me about 15 mins after she left to realise she was flirting.

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Reply #2 on: January 16, 2022, 04:30:00 PM
Pretty much my entire life before 30... what was I thinking, if I was even thinking at all.


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Reply #3 on: March 03, 2022, 08:49:03 PM
When you wait and wait and wait for something to happen, but nothing does
And after a long time of waiting, you realise you’ve wasted your time.
Cue  :facepalm:


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Reply #4 on: March 03, 2022, 11:20:56 PM
 I didn’t message anyone or post anywhere the day before. Asmodel, that would be a first for you.

one of the originals

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Reply #5 on: March 04, 2022, 08:16:07 PM
Face palm moment(s) - damn near every day down here in Mexico. To the point that we just say TIM to things we see that make us shake our heads. TIM -- This Is Mexico .

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Reply #6 on: March 04, 2022, 10:35:58 PM
Quote from: JBRG on March 04, 2022, 08:16:07 PM
Face palm moment(s) - damn near every day down here in Mexico. To the point that we just say TIM to things we see that make us shake our heads. TIM -- This Is Mexico .

TIW
This is Walmart

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Reply #7 on: March 04, 2022, 10:39:43 PM
OMG, LMFAO :emot_laughing:

I always thought it was, OAW "only at Walmart"


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Reply #8 on: March 04, 2022, 11:11:19 PM
TIT

This is terrific  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #9 on: March 04, 2022, 11:16:24 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on March 04, 2022, 11:11:19 PM
TIT

This is terrific  :emot_laughing:
Oh, for a moment I thought you meant Texas,  ;D :D ;D


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Reply #10 on: March 05, 2022, 03:40:59 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 04, 2022, 10:39:43 PM
OMG, LMFAO :emot_laughing:

I always thought it was, OAW "only at Walmart"

Oh, it is.  Hahaha

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Reply #11 on: March 05, 2022, 08:51:31 PM
Quote from: staci on March 03, 2022, 11:20:56 PM
Quote from: Asmodel on January 15, 2022, 04:17:52 PM
I didn’t message anyone or post anywhere the day before.
Asmodel, that would be a first for you.
I can understand why you’d think that, though there was only one hike, around New Year’s Eve. when I had tried to reach 500 posts before midnight. Plus, even now, I seldom post apart from the 4-5 threads in Fun & Games.


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Reply #12 on: March 23, 2022, 07:22:54 PM
When you try and try and try to make someone understand something, but the point wouldn’t just get to them!
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Reply #13 on: April 01, 2022, 06:40:06 PM
I had a FPM. I was 12 and thought that my teacher was flirting with me by saying "I want you." She actually said, "Come to the board and figure out the problem." I guess I was distracted at how sexy she was. She had to tell me twice.

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Reply #14 on: April 01, 2022, 08:50:42 PM
Quote from: Lujan_Akasi on April 01, 2022, 06:40:06 PM
I had a FPM. I was 12 and thought that my teacher was flirting with me by saying "I want you." She actually said, "Come to the board and figure out the problem." I guess I was distracted at how sexy she was. She had to tell me twice.

My "you have to say something multiple times to be understood" happened one night many years ago, my buddy's girlfriend was pissed at him and asked to if I wanted to make love to her. She had to ask three times (I was really drunk at that moment). I said no and told her later that I couldn't because she was my buddy's girlfriend AND that I was so drunk I doubted I could get it up anyways.

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Reply #15 on: April 01, 2022, 09:02:23 PM

You had me at....

Quote from: JBRG on April 01, 2022, 08:50:42 PM
I said no and told her later that I couldn't because she was my buddy's girlfriend

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Reply #16 on: April 01, 2022, 09:56:37 PM
LoL. Funny. I do have to ask, and I hope you don't get offended. Is that you in the dress in your picture? I find it sexy.

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Reply #17 on: April 03, 2022, 06:05:17 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on April 01, 2022, 09:02:23 PM

You had me at....

Quote from: JBRG on April 01, 2022, 08:50:42 PM
I said no and told her later that I couldn't because she was my buddy's girlfriend

I would have said no for that reason had I been sober. I tend to be honourable regardless of my state of sobriety. I may say stupid things that I think are funny but others don't. But, I'm always respectful of my relationships with others.


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Reply #18 on: April 03, 2022, 08:12:31 PM
Quote from: Lujan_Akasi on April 01, 2022, 09:56:37 PM
LoL. Funny. I do have to ask, and I hope you don't get offended. Is that you in the dress in your picture? I find it sexy.

Who is this addressed to?
What picture are you referring to?

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Reply #19 on: April 03, 2022, 08:23:08 PM
JBRG...................HE IS WHOM I SPOKE OF. Don't know why I was shouting there. But yeah....

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