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Reply #20 on: April 04, 2022, 03:14:59 AM
Quote from: Lujan_Akasi on April 03, 2022, 08:23:08 PM
JBRG...................HE IS WHOM I SPOKE OF. Don't know why I was shouting there. But yeah....

Ahhh that's why I'm confused. Well, JBRG is male, so I don't think so.

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Reply #21 on: April 05, 2022, 09:36:51 PM
You can be a male and wear a dress. I do. Can you guess with what. Ding.ding.ding: pantyhose

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Reply #22 on: April 07, 2022, 06:09:46 PM
FPM here,
Attempt to do a Herculean task.


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Reply #23 on: April 07, 2022, 07:16:22 PM
I am now a pervert. I feel so blessed. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #24 on: April 07, 2022, 07:45:09 PM
We are KB have done our job well. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #25 on: April 12, 2022, 09:55:41 PM
There's someone who annoys the shit out of me but I hadn't seen in a while. Today my path crossed with the ashole again and I found myself both face palming literally and laughing, because, yeah, why the fuck not. It's like having a pimple on your ass that you pop and it has to grow back somewhere, because God forbid you have a few good days without a pimply ass.


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Reply #26 on: April 13, 2022, 11:03:00 AM
Woo for the perfect analogy.  :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #27 on: April 17, 2022, 05:26:09 PM
What do you call a pimple which has pimples on itself?
A Radioactive Pimple? ❌
Nope, Asmodel ✅
(Not an) Edit:- Bad joke, I know, cue  :facepalm:


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Reply #28 on: May 04, 2022, 07:50:58 PM
Quote from: Lujan_Akasi on April 01, 2022, 09:56:37 PM
LoL. Funny. I do have to ask, and I hope you don't get offended. Is that you in the dress in your picture? I find it sexy.

Sorry for the late response to the question -- no, it's not me. I'm 100% guy.

That is all.

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Reply #29 on: May 18, 2022, 09:25:07 PM
Warning: Pop culture reference.
Watching the opening scene of FRIENDS 3x16,
I was confused AF, as to why Monica is saying things Rachel should, (Have watched it before many times.)
And why Rachel is dressed as Monica.
Only then, Standing up from sitting on the sofa, and squinting at the around-2-meters-away TV screen, did I notice that I had completely confused the characters’ faces.
 :facepalm:
Damn, both my glasses and my eyes are really f*cked up…


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Reply #30 on: June 16, 2022, 06:48:24 PM


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Reply #31 on: July 30, 2022, 04:45:39 AM
I downloaded a copy of the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls Live in Texas" video and thought it a very strange name for a video. Even when the caption told me that most of the numbers in the video came from the Stones' "Some Girls" album.

"Sure," I thought, "some girls do live in Texas, and so do millions of other girls."

It took five minutes for the penny to drop.  :facepalm:

You are just a thought that someone, somewhere, somehow feels you should be here.

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Reply #32 on: July 30, 2022, 02:53:56 PM
Quote from: Hilda on July 30, 2022, 04:45:39 AM

It took five minutes for the penny to drop.  :facepalm:


 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

TIL that people in Norway refer to anything rude, loud, out of control, as “Texas.”  How was the party Olaf?  It was so Texas.

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Reply #33 on: August 09, 2022, 06:56:30 PM
From a friend on FaceBook

You really need to turn left before making a right turn. You're driving a fucking Focus.


The lack of driving skill out there astonishes me sometimes.

That is all.

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Reply #34 on: August 09, 2022, 07:11:35 PM
I saw a video on Reddit this morning of a little Asian girl trying to back up a Mercedes-Benz. And she obviously did not understand how to manipulate the steering wheel to move the front wheels in line with the rear wheels to exit the garage. Instead she kept turning the wheel in the wrong direction, while backing up, until she took off the passenger side of the vehicle with the edge of the garage door. I don’t think they do driving schools in high school anymore, like we used to. You just go out with your parents to a parking lot, get a learner’s permit, and then sit for a written exam. And it really shows. There are so many horrible drivers out there.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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