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Reply #20 on: May 05, 2022, 03:17:05 PM
Quote from: HistBuff on May 05, 2022, 02:12:50 AM
Well, given the fact that my wife has a much lower sexual appetite than mine, this is a must for my mental well-being!
Writing or reading a hot fantasy story will usually put me in the proper mood!  ;D

Sometimes, just placing two pictures next to each other will be enough for me to imagine some nice fantasy tale!

E.g. This sophisticated Parisian woman meeting these strong and healthy Senegalese soldiers in 1918. Hmmm... I'll give her some help, because that's a lot of men for only one woman!





The photos reminds me of my early days looking at the topless photos of various African tribes National Geographic published, being aroused and getting down to some serious work.  ;D ;D

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Reply #21 on: May 05, 2022, 08:35:58 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 05, 2022, 03:17:05 PM
The photos reminds me of my early days looking at the topless photos of various African tribes National Geographic published, being aroused and getting down to some serious work.

My grandparents habitually saved every Nat’l Geo from the 1940’s to the present. They had no idea their grandson was making all the pages stick together. Or if they did, they never said anything about it.

 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

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Reply #22 on: May 05, 2022, 09:26:52 PM
Just ignored the bone thru the nose didn't you?

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Reply #23 on: May 05, 2022, 10:52:26 PM
Quote from: staci on May 05, 2022, 09:26:52 PM
Just ignored the bone thru the nose didn't you?

The only bone was the one in my pants.  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #24 on: January 12, 2023, 03:38:03 AM
I was earlier while looking at posts here. Was contemplating a pic for my avatar with a little precum.


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Reply #25 on: January 12, 2023, 05:29:21 AM
Quote from: Bittersweet on January 12, 2023, 03:38:03 AM
Was contemplating a pic for my avatar with a little precum.


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Reply #26 on: January 13, 2023, 05:29:39 AM
Something of the likes of that.

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Quote from: Bittersweet on January 12, 2023, 03:38:03 AM
Was contemplating a pic for my avatar with a little precum.




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Reply #27 on: January 13, 2023, 01:11:50 PM
You'd hear zero complaints from me love.

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Reply #28 on: January 19, 2023, 09:53:48 PM
All these new pics I may need to!


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Reply #29 on: January 19, 2023, 10:27:23 PM
My big meat is getting a workout. I read Grade-school Grazing. Ой-ой-ой.

https://www.asstr.org/files/Authors/Aaron/Grade%20School%20Grazing/Grade%20School%20Grazing%20web.htm




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Reply #30 on: June 02, 2023, 11:02:45 PM
I am new to the site but reading and looking at the pictures on the site made me very horny and i am masturbating now.  Being an old man and alone I seem to anytime i get the urge to.

Old man here for pleasure.

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Reply #31 on: July 12, 2023, 07:57:45 AM
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My big meat is getting a workout. I read Grade-school Grazing. Ой-ой-ой.

https://www.asstr.org/files/Authors/Aaron/Grade%20School%20Grazing/Grade%20School%20Grazing%20web.htm

Mmmmm, did the same today and this was a great story to read while doing so!!!

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Reply #32 on: July 13, 2023, 07:45:23 PM
Quote from: Pornhubby on January 19, 2023, 10:27:23 PM
My big meat is getting a workout. I read Grade-school Grazing. Ой-ой-ой.

https://www.asstr.org/files/Authors/Aaron/Grade%20School%20Grazing/Grade%20School%20Grazing%20web.htm

I keep going back to this story again and again, just blew a huge load this morning 😈😈

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Reply #33 on: July 13, 2023, 07:57:40 PM
Quote from: naughtymike2 on July 13, 2023, 07:45:23 PM
Quote from: Pornhubby on January 19, 2023, 10:27:23 PM
My big meat is getting a workout. I read Grade-school Grazing. Ой-ой-ой.

https://www.asstr.org/files/Authors/Aaron/Grade%20School%20Grazing/Grade%20School%20Grazing%20web.htm

I keep going back to this story again and again, just blew a huge load this morning 😈😈



Please keep us advised.  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #34 on: July 13, 2023, 08:09:31 PM
Quote from: Pornhubby on July 13, 2023, 07:57:40 PM
Quote from: naughtymike2 on July 13, 2023, 07:45:23 PM
Quote from: Pornhubby on January 19, 2023, 10:27:23 PM
My big meat is getting a workout. I read Grade-school Grazing. Ой-ой-ой.

https://www.asstr.org/files/Authors/Aaron/Grade%20School%20Grazing/Grade%20School%20Grazing%20web.htm

I keep going back to this story again and again, just blew a huge load this morning 😈😈



Please keep us advised.  :emot_laughing:

Lol 😝 will do!  Stroke by stroke report?  Of course work does get in the way of my extracurricular activities!

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Reply #35 on: July 13, 2023, 10:54:00 PM
I got horny at work, and decided to come home to stroke one off. And that’s when I learned that my Pizza Hut roommate didn’t go to work today.

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Reply #36 on: July 13, 2023, 11:01:09 PM
Quote from: Pornhubby on July 13, 2023, 10:54:00 PM
I got horny at work, and decided to come home to stroke one off. And that’s when I learned that my Pizza Hut roommate didn’t go to work today.

 :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

Oh no!!!! That is the worst!  Luckily I work most days from my home office, like today, and no one is here right now, so busy stroking myself as we speak. I hope you can get some private time for some fun 🤩 Let me know if you need any inspiration!

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Reply #37 on: July 14, 2023, 04:07:52 PM
Was in the shower last night enjoying the hot water and my hands started to wonder and play around a bit and as soon as the thought struck me it stopped and so did my hands.  Just haven't been in the mood.

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Reply #38 on: July 14, 2023, 04:29:26 PM
(gasp) Shiela not in the mood. Did I just feel the Earth tremble. ;D

Nevermind me. Everyone is entitled to a break. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #39 on: July 14, 2023, 05:51:21 PM
It's been a couple days running. Even Allan asked me if I was doing ok.

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