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Offline Pornhubby

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Reply #60 on: November 03, 2023, 05:01:58 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on November 03, 2023, 03:44:44 PM
I diddled the bean last night before bed, and since I switched days off with a coworker, I took an extra long, extra hot shower this morning with my old faithful shower buddy. Gonna be a good day folks

I stroked the frank and beans. It is going to be a good day.

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Reply #61 on: November 04, 2023, 01:16:40 AM
Haha thinking about it, but haven't decided what to yet!
Open to absolutely any (legal) suggestions ;D


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Reply #62 on: November 13, 2023, 03:37:13 PM
Weird morning. Having a shower and got the itch, so I invited my shower buddy to join me. Got going and about half way through, lost the itch. Not sure why, not like it was feeling good, just didn't need it anymore, so I stopped.

Now the itch is back, and doubled. Not the first time I've lost the mood, but it usually doesn't come back this hard.


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Reply #63 on: November 13, 2023, 05:42:17 PM
Back when I could play with my little guy that happened to me. Get a good start and pfftfft. That was the end of things. And yes, not only was it a fail I'd feel even more horny. It will pass. :emot_kiss:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #64 on: November 13, 2023, 06:07:28 PM
I got a good start last night, then “Mr. Call of Duty” in the next room started making a bunch of noise. I felt anxious like he was going to come stand over me or something.

Anyway, I have a folder called “naughty chats” on my phone that are screen caps of some of my better online debauchery. I read one of those and… HE SHOOTS! HE SCORES! GOOOOOOAAAALLL!!!

Hand me a moist towelette.

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Reply #65 on: November 25, 2023, 02:01:54 AM
About to when I find a story any suggestions


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Reply #66 on: November 25, 2023, 03:00:11 AM
Quote from: Mickeljm63 on November 25, 2023, 02:01:54 AM
About to when I find a story any suggestions
Agony in Pink by the Dark Ranger.  ;D


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Reply #67 on: November 27, 2023, 02:14:53 PM
Not yet, but I will be tomorrow morning...  For the first time in a while, I'll have some privacy, so I can use my Aneros prostate massager.  Combined with a slow, gliding motion of my hand, it always leads to an explosive orgasm.  I can't wait   ;D


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Reply #68 on: November 28, 2023, 05:01:46 AM
Quote from: scott.i1045 on November 27, 2023, 02:14:53 PM
Not yet, but I will be tomorrow morning...  For the first time in a while, I'll have some privacy, so I can use my Aneros prostate massager.  Combined with a slow, gliding motion of my hand, it always leads to an explosive orgasm.  I can't wait   ;D

Well, good luck.  I hope it's enjoyable.  Welcome to KB!   You're going to be a nice fit (that's what she said)

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Reply #69 on: November 28, 2023, 11:27:58 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on November 28, 2023, 05:01:46 AM
Quote from: scott.i1045 on November 27, 2023, 02:14:53 PM
Not yet, but I will be tomorrow morning...  For the first time in a while, I'll have some privacy, so I can use my Aneros prostate massager.  Combined with a slow, gliding motion of my hand, it always leads to an explosive orgasm.  I can't wait   ;D

Well, good luck.  I hope it's enjoyable.  Welcome to KB!   You're going to be a nice fit (that's what she said)

Thank you!  KB is quieter than I expected...  I'm hoping to liven things up with a few new threads.


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Reply #70 on: December 26, 2023, 12:40:58 AM
I plan to start soon.


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Reply #71 on: December 26, 2023, 10:37:58 AM
A couple of hours ago.  I beat off when I can.  ;D   Sometimes I hold out, then finally wank for a better orgasm.  :D


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Reply #72 on: January 08, 2024, 07:55:58 PM
I always use a vibrator that makes me don't wanna stop orgasming.


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Reply #73 on: January 08, 2024, 09:42:48 PM
Quote from: Droplet on January 08, 2024, 07:55:58 PM
I always use a vibrator that makes me don't wanna stop orgasming.

Some on here prefer a "shower buddy"

one of the originals

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Reply #74 on: January 08, 2024, 09:54:27 PM
I enjoyed a good wank last night.

I am a total geek, but also a perv.

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Reply #75 on: January 10, 2024, 05:11:36 AM
Quote from: shyottawaguy on January 08, 2024, 09:54:27 PM
I enjoyed a good wank last night.


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Reply #76 on: January 11, 2024, 07:28:41 AM
I am going through reading stories wondering if there's anyone close by :emot_kiss:


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Reply #77 on: January 27, 2024, 05:34:01 AM
Had myself a solid round in the shower tonight. Felt like I should have put money in the drawer with my shower buddy!


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Reply #78 on: January 27, 2024, 03:52:19 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on January 27, 2024, 05:34:01 AM
Had myself a solid round in the shower tonight. Felt like I should have put money in the drawer with my shower buddy!



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Reply #79 on: March 12, 2024, 05:03:42 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on January 27, 2024, 03:52:19 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on January 27, 2024, 05:34:01 AM
Had myself a solid round in the shower tonight. Felt like I should have put money in the drawer with my shower buddy!



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That! ☝️
I did that this morning.


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