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Offline Asmodel

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on: February 27, 2022, 05:43:04 PM
Hahahahaha hahahhahahaha
*insert crack-pot laughter here!*
I’ve got it,
Made the tie with the Eagle!
Next up : to be announced!
To whosever, who has been so dedicated for the past month, thanks for getting me there!
Edit: why don’t you reveal yourself, to accept my heartiest congratulations?
« Last Edit: February 27, 2022, 06:01:19 PM by Joke »



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Reply #1 on: February 27, 2022, 08:14:22 PM
Hahahahaha hahahhahahaha
*insert crack-pot laughter here!*
I’ve got it,
Made the tie with the Eagle!
Next up : to be announced!
To whosever, who has been so dedicated for the past month, thanks for getting me there!
Edit: why don’t you reveal yourself, to accept my heartiest congratulations?

I might need this decoded for me. 

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Reply #2 on: February 27, 2022, 08:28:08 PM
I might need this decoded for me.
allow me to,
For like 5 or so weeks, someone has been, with utmost perseverance, hell-bent on giving me a boo everyday! Ruined my fame count. As of now, am at 54, which is watcher1’s level. And he’s been around for more than a decade.
At this rate, in two months, will be at the founder Grm’s level and soon afterwards, beyond that.

If I ever find out who it is… but then, what can I even do?
It’s not like I have the power to…



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Reply #3 on: February 27, 2022, 08:41:04 PM
Form a list of suspects, then suck up to them every time they are on. You will  see the tide turn.
Whatever you do, do not stand up for yourself and speak your mind.

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Reply #4 on: February 28, 2022, 05:45:10 PM
It was me (kidding) MWA-HA-HA-HA
I did it (not really) MWA-HA-HA-HA
think it makea you look like a rebel, a bad boy, and I like bad boys MWA-HA-HA-HA.
(Wasn't really me)

54 Boos, yet you can still log in, still post things, still see what you want to see, still send PMs. This just shows him/her that it's actually bothering you, and they'll keep at it.

It's just a number love 😘



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Reply #5 on: February 28, 2022, 07:59:18 PM

It's just a number love 😘

69 is a great number.  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #6 on: March 11, 2022, 06:50:22 PM
Alas!
The person finally did it.
The 1 : 1 ratio has been reached…
Only time shall tell, if or when it stops…



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Reply #7 on: March 12, 2022, 07:43:51 PM

It's just a number love 😘

69 is a great number.  :emot_kiss:
Truly ! Haha  :emot_laughing:
Infact, it's so great, that now I have it on both sides lol
#69 #1:1



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Reply #8 on: March 18, 2022, 03:50:58 AM
I’ve noticed someone is now giving me a boo every day. So I can only guess that must be you. I’m not booing you. Stop being an ass hat. Or ass bottle. Or whatever kind of ass you are.



The reason I don’t boo you is because it’s just a kind of attention you love. The one that gives you more reasons to engage in self pity and whining on the Internet.




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Reply #9 on: March 30, 2022, 09:35:21 PM
Welp, two days and Miss Staci’s record, I shall then break.
Grm, here I come.
Is there anyone even higher, btw?



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Reply #10 on: March 30, 2022, 09:45:08 PM
Maybe you can talk a mod into changing it to 69/69 for the lulz  ;D



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Reply #11 on: March 30, 2022, 10:33:10 PM
I'll  make an second account and call it evil_shiela, and I'll boo myself every single day I log on.

Mwa ha ha ha so evil 😈😈😈



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Reply #12 on: March 31, 2022, 02:47:40 PM
I'll  make an second account and call it evil_shiela, and I'll boo myself every single day I log on.

Mwa ha ha ha so evil 😈😈😈


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Reply #13 on: April 01, 2022, 04:40:13 PM
And now you have stolen my avatar?  The avatar I created. An avatar you neither understand nor appreciate. You don’t even know who that is, unless you googled it.

Assbottle, you are the most pathetic excuse of an Internet being I have ever encountered. And after 14 years here, I have encountered quite a few. Sitting at your shared computer with 148 open tabs, looking over your shoulder to see some naughty porn. No wonder Sarah brought you here and then pretended to be dead to get rid of you. I’m not going give you the same satisfaction.  But I remind you punk...






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Reply #14 on: April 03, 2022, 09:34:17 PM
Please, Asmodel. Forgive ignorance. It wasn't intended to offend you. Just saying. :facepalm:

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Reply #15 on: April 12, 2022, 08:02:34 PM
I’m sorry sir,
I did not know that you had created it. The picture style was so similar, I had thought that it must’ve been from a section of the avatar gallery.
I had only done that as an April Fools thing, and had planned to reverse in a couple of hours.
I hadn’t thought that it’d affect you as much as it did. For that, my apologies.


Also, that comment about Miss Sarah. With all due respect, it is not believable.



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Reply #16 on: April 12, 2022, 09:13:31 PM
Someday you’ll spend 14 years working on something that you enjoy. Something that’s important to you. And an Asmodel will come along out of nowhere, totally shit on everything, and fuck things up for a lot of people. So keep spamming with your 1000 IP addresses, your VPN, your multiple accounts, your 143 open tabs. I don’t give a shit. Fuck you. And please, keep down voting me. Because I’ve had over 1500 up votes in my life. You’ll never drive me out of here. Because I’ve been here longer than anybody except Lois. And you don’t have the time energy or attention span necessary to win this one. Unless God and the Grim Reaper call me someplace else first. That goes for you too Mr. Pantyhose man.

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Reply #17 on: April 12, 2022, 09:36:41 PM
You overestimate me sir.
I’m too broke to pay for a VPN,
And too suspicious of the providers to use a free one.
As for the 143 tabs, I did take your advice, and not only does Chrome not crash anymore, my device has also been performing smoother than before, so a really big thank you for that good tip.




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Reply #18 on: June 12, 2022, 07:14:43 PM
So I hope you are not serious about going blind,

 I hope you will be fine.
No need to pretend sir.
Honestly, I doubt it'd bother you, or a vast majority of the populace here anyway.
Infact, anyone, apart from me obviously, would not be actually affected irl by me losing vision.
And considering our past, I personally think that you'd be glad, atleast a little bit , as then, in your words, I would be incapable of laying waste to the board.
But then you'd also have a bit of regret, that you couldn't personally finish me off, wild-west cowboy execution style. (Which generally involves the cold Steel of the mouth of the barrel of a six-shooter pressed against the center of my forehead, with you looking down at me, the trigger in the grasp of your dominant hand's index finger, but you'd know that already.)
« Last Edit: June 12, 2022, 07:47:40 PM by Asmodel »



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Reply #19 on: June 12, 2022, 11:57:24 PM

And considering our past, I personally think that you'd be glad, atleast a little bit , as then, in your words, I would be incapable of laying waste to the board.


Young man, let me make something perfectly clear. First, I wish no one anything bad. I’ve had some strong opinions about your conduct on the board, but that does not translate into personal animosity against you. And it certainly does not translate into me wanting you to have physical harm by injury or illness.

I have tried to ignore you for the most part, but you make it impossible to do so when you post something like this about me wanting to put a gun to your forehead and pull the trigger. Where do you get this shit? Ask anyone here. I am anti-gun. Anti-violence. And I don’t have a malevolent bone in my body.

I only commented on your eye exam because you seem to think that -6 is a death sentence. And I can’t remember the last time I was -6.  I’d love to have a -6. I was trying to reassure you that you’re going to be OK. But forgive me for commenting.

We used to have a block function on the board, where you could block members post. You could see that there was a post, but you didn’t have to read it unless you wanted to.  If that function still existed, I would suggest that we both do it to the other. But I’m gonna pretend you don’t exist, and I just request that you extend me the same courtesy.

This is just the latest manifestation of your whole whining needy self-pity way you have of trying to make everything about yourself. Calling attention to yourself. And getting in peoples’ faces if they choose to ignore you.

End of rant.

Oh, in case that was too complicated…



 

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