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Reply #20 on: December 19, 2013, 07:40:17 AM
Sadly it is too expensive for me this year.  Would you be happy with a fleshlight?


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Reply #21 on: December 19, 2013, 12:28:53 PM
Quote from: Lois on December 17, 2013, 04:05:53 PM
A real bargain at $2,800...it's on my wish list for Janus this year.

Automatic Sperm Extractor for Automatic Sperm Extraction (video)


Chinese Automatic Sperm Extractor

There appear to be problems within the Chinese society, as exhibited by a new $2,800 device being introduced to a hospital in Nanjing that helps to automate the extraction of sperm for donation.  In America, due to an apparent glut of sperm, such technology would probably be used to help quadriplegics, but in China it’s designed for infertility patients that would prefer to be aroused by the machine.
Somehow not something I could have a long term meaningful relationship with....!!

According to the Daily Mail, the director of the urology department at Zhengzhou Central Hospital believes this is a more comfortable option for some patients over the “old fashioned” method. The device’s operating nozzle adjusts to proper height, is temperature controlled, and will undulate at the desired speed for a desired effect.  Most helpful is the built-in screen that can play the viewing material of your choice.


http://www.medgadget.com/2012/09/automatic-sperm-extractor-for-automatic-sperm-extraction.html

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Reply #22 on: December 10, 2016, 01:43:08 PM


For all the KB boys stockings......a Doodle Pad


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Reply #23 on: December 10, 2016, 01:47:35 PM


Go Girl.............for all the KB girls stockings   

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Reply #24 on: December 10, 2016, 02:43:42 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on December 10, 2016, 01:47:35 PM


Go Girl.............for all the KB girls stockings   

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Pokes me in the eye........DAMNED! Those things are dangerous hun!

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Reply #25 on: December 11, 2016, 01:27:49 AM
A gift for someone special to me.



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Reply #26 on: December 11, 2016, 06:22:42 PM
I'm getting this for my hubby. His is so old and some are even stripped. Boys love metal toys.





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Reply #27 on: December 12, 2016, 12:17:38 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on December 11, 2016, 01:27:49 AM

A gift for someone special to me.







I'm not really into jewelry, but those are awesome!

Where did you purchase them (and am I special to you?!?)?






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Reply #28 on: December 12, 2016, 12:24:52 AM
Like Barb, I am not into jewelry either.   I wear a necklace that carries a special ring (don't like rings on my fingers).     My friend loves her jewelry.    These are VERY pretty.   I know she will love them.   Lucky her.

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Reply #29 on: December 12, 2016, 12:28:26 AM
I got them from Sundance (sundancecatalog.com)

Yes you are special to me Miss B.

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Reply #30 on: December 12, 2016, 12:29:18 AM
And ruby is her birthstone.

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Reply #31 on: November 09, 2018, 05:48:05 AM


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Reply #32 on: November 09, 2018, 06:18:31 AM
Quote from: ToeinH20 on November 09, 2018, 05:48:05 AM
Sybian for Women - Sybian Package - Pink with Beige Attachments

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Reply #33 on: November 09, 2018, 03:10:37 PM
Quote from: ToeinH20 on November 09, 2018, 05:48:05 AM

Sybian for Women - Sybian Package - Pink with Beige Attachments

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Thanks, Toe.

My reaction was also   :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:  Until I saw the price. Yikes!

At the risk of editorializing, one very noteworthy aspect of this "package" (pun kinda intended) is how relatively small the business end is. There's a lesson there...







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Reply #34 on: November 10, 2018, 08:13:54 PM
HEY......!!!!!
I want a "Gasoline Powered Turtle Neck Sweater" for Christmas.......anybody seen one around..??

Hummmm......An "Electric Cat Polisher" would be nice also,.......but I don't have any cats..

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Reply #35 on: November 12, 2018, 09:07:34 PM
Stomach pump?


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Reply #36 on: November 12, 2018, 09:34:25 PM


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Reply #37 on: November 12, 2018, 09:47:33 PM
That's just nuts.

What do you give the man who has everything?

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Reply #38 on: Today at 04:32:31 PM

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Reply #39 on: Today at 04:35:19 PM
Ok,  I see what will be in my stocking. :D

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