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on: July 04, 2022, 04:08:31 AM
I know no one wants to think about this, but hell its an interesting thought, so I ask this:

What are some sexual things you have not done yet, but want to do before you kick the bucket?

I will start with mine:


Despite this never happening...

1. I want to fuck my wife and her friends on the giant speakers at an ACDC concert, but since the original lead singer passed on, I will accept the current line up. But also I want to cum at said concert during the cannon part of "For those About to Rock."

2. Wing walk fuck. Instead of fucking while skydiving, I want to fuck my wife on the top wing of a biplane while mid air.

3. Fuck near an active volcano, close enough to feel the rumble and heat, but far enough to not be burned up.

4. Deep sea fuck, or finding an underwater cave big enough to have enough air for a quickie.

5. Get rich enough for a space x flight to fuck in space.

6. Fuck on top of a speeding semi truck on an open highway.

7. do Mr.and Mrs. Smith fight scene, but with paintballs and the after aggression sex.

8. Tarzan Sex.

9. Hot air balloon sex over a European city.

10. Fuck on a conveyor belt in a factory.

This one is purely fantasy, will never happen...

11. Fuck on a falling Nuke bomb. Slim Pickens style. (Dr. Strangelove reference.)

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Reply #1 on: July 04, 2022, 04:26:50 AM
I feel like had a pretty adventurous sexual life. So I can't really think of too many things.

I'd like to experience being double penetrated once.

Get pulled over by a good looking cop and either suck his dick to get out of a ticket or have sex on the hood of his police cruiser with lights and siren going.



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Reply #2 on: July 04, 2022, 06:17:09 AM
I know no one wants to think about this, but hell its an interesting thought, so I ask this:

What are some sexual things you have not done yet, but want to do before you kick the bucket?

I will start with mine:


Despite this never happening...

1. I want to fuck my wife and her friends on the giant speakers at an ACDC concert, but since the original lead singer passed on, I will accept the current line up. But also I want to cum at said concert during the cannon part of "For those About to Rock."

2. Wing walk fuck. Instead of fucking while skydiving, I want to fuck my wife on the top wing of a biplane while mid air.

3. Fuck near an active volcano, close enough to feel the rumble and heat, but far enough to not be burned up.

4. Deep sea fuck, or finding an underwater cave big enough to have enough air for a quickie.

5. Get rich enough for a space x flight to fuck in space.

6. Fuck on top of a speeding semi truck on an open highway.

7. Do Mr.and Mrs. Smith fight scene, but with paintballs and the after aggression sex.

8. Tarzan Sex

9. Hot air balloon sex over a European city.

10. Fuck on a conveyor belt in a factory.

This one is purely fantasy, will never happen...

11. Fuck on a falling Nuke bomb. Slim Pickens style. (Dr. Strangelove reference.)

I'm surprise you haven't lived out your #7 yet... ;-)

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Reply #3 on: July 04, 2022, 02:00:47 PM
I'd like to experience being double penetrated once.

Get pulled over by a good looking cop and either suck his dick to get out of a ticket or have sex on the hood of his police cruiser with lights and siren going.


Barb, remember those cop costumes we couldn't wear because the KB halloween party was cancelled during the pandemic, I think I know what we can use them for.  Pick me up on the way.  Oh, and pack your strap on, mine's already packed.

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Reply #4 on: July 04, 2022, 03:37:19 PM
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Reply #5 on: July 04, 2022, 03:45:04 PM
Uh oh...Shiela may just get to cross something off her bucket list. Once Jules and Barb team up there's no stopping them. ;D

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Reply #6 on: July 04, 2022, 04:49:05 PM
I think MJs plan is to cross both off my list...

Does anybody else hear the Cops theme song??  Gotta go!!

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Reply #7 on: July 04, 2022, 09:44:36 PM

I'd like to experience being double penetrated once.

Get pulled over by a good looking cop and either suck his dick to get out of a ticket or have sex on the hood of his police cruiser with lights and siren going.


Barb, remember those cop costumes we couldn't wear because the KB halloween party was cancelled during the pandemic, I think I know what we can use them for.  Pick me up on the way.  Oh, and pack your strap on, mine's already packed.


Of course I remember that! I saved mine, since I knew I'd be able to use it at one point or another.

It doesn't cover very much, but I suppose I could wear something over it until we get to Sheila's house.

And I call dibs on the bottom.





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Reply #8 on: July 04, 2022, 10:02:27 PM
One would think that it might be easy to tell what might be on their sexual bucket list.

Tell you what, bring some Don Julio 1942 Añejo, let me do some shots while looking at that pic of Kate Beckinsale, and maybe I wont "resist arrest"


Also on topic, I think I'd like to joining the mile high club, but not on the wing.



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Reply #9 on: July 04, 2022, 11:16:44 PM

Also on topic, I think I'd like to joining the mile high club, but not on the wing.


I’ve joined the mile high club twice. Once on a commercial flight to Hawaii. And another time on a private jet going to Mexico. The private jet was much better. LOL. I knew I was gonna put my foot in the blue water fucking in the lavatory somewhere over the Pacific.

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Reply #10 on: September 06, 2022, 07:27:00 AM
Just a few of mine:

1. Fuck underwater. I mean a body of water such as an ocean, river or lake. Not a pool, jacuzzi, etc.

2. Receive anal sex from another man. Preferrably doggystyle, and even more preferrably no condom, cum inside me. (If i could find someone I'd feel safe with)

3. Spitroast a hot redhead or Asian. Doesn't matter which end I'm on, but she's swallowing if I'm in her mouth.

4. 69 on a boat.

5. Find two other guys and airtight my wife.

6., Find two other guys and airtight one of their wives/girlfriends.

7. Have someone print out one of my pictures, jack off on it, and send me a pic of the pic with their cum on it.

8. Watch a couple fuck in real life. So far I've only done it online.