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Offline watcher1

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on: November 01, 2010, 01:45:51 PM
A first for the awards, I think.  October's award goes to a member better known for his posts in the Fun thread than the usual places.  He is our resident stand up comedian, performing nightly for all the lounge lizards here.  Without further adieu, October's Pervert of the Month award goes to:

Naughty Father

And this is not a joke. Congratulations.

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Reply #1 on: November 01, 2010, 07:15:57 PM
Big congratulations Naughty Father!! Keep the humor coming!!   :sign_a+:

In a place where you can be anyone.....be yourself....you're amazing.


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Reply #2 on: November 01, 2010, 07:25:54 PM
WoW .. what can i say.
A big thank you to Watcher1 for making me Pervert of the Month.
I am sitting reading this with a grin on my face ( the wife is wondering why ) ... i really cant believe it.
I always new there was some perv in me ... but to be officially called one is just fantastic.
Thank you.


NF.

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Reply #3 on: November 01, 2010, 07:55:39 PM
Finally, someone i recommended won. Jolly good show! Congratulations!

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Then it's good enough for me" - Adam Ant


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Reply #4 on: November 01, 2010, 08:45:30 PM
Congratulations NaughtyFather! Here`s 3 from me  :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:...okay, you can stop grinning now  ;D

Please continue on your journey on wetting our panties with your hilarious jokes!



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Reply #5 on: November 01, 2010, 10:05:25 PM
Hear!  Hear!  An excellent choice.  Naughty Father's jokes have given me hours of laughs and I really appreciate that.  Thanks, NF!



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Reply #6 on: November 01, 2010, 11:12:07 PM
Finally, someone i recommended won. Jolly good show! Congratulations!

A big thanks Geminiguy .... I will try to keep the jokes cumming.



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Reply #7 on: November 01, 2010, 11:14:07 PM
Congratulations NaughtyFather! Here`s 3 from me  :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:...okay, you can stop grinning now  ;D

Please continue on your journey on wetting our panties with your hilarious jokes!

Stop grinning .. no way, I got 3 kisses from Bexy ... I will be grinning for the rest of the year.



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Reply #8 on: November 01, 2010, 11:14:56 PM
Big congratulations Naughty Father!! Keep the humor coming!!   :sign_a+:

Thanks BigDaddy ... i will keep them cumming.



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Reply #9 on: November 01, 2010, 11:17:13 PM
and cumming....and cumming...and....*grins* congrats.  You certainly have kept lil ole me in stitches...and poor Watcher is ever so eager to know when they might be removed so he can get back to romping with the celtic kitten.  *snickers and winks playfully to her friends*

SEX KITTENS OF THE WORLD UNITE!


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Reply #10 on: November 01, 2010, 11:18:19 PM
Congrats.  Thanks for the good humor.  In my lifetime I have witnessed joke telling fall from a must-have business skill, to politically incorrect, to plain creepy.  It's sad that one person's source of humor is another's hot button of offense, but I quit telling jokes around 1995, because it wasn't worth the flack.  Thanks to KB for providing a forum, and thanks to Naughty Father for the smiles!  Well deserved award!

I will endeavor to keep you smiling for a long time ToeinH20 ... thanks for kind words.



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Reply #11 on: November 01, 2010, 11:22:07 PM
and cumming....and cumming...and....*grins* congrats.  You certainly have kept lil ole me in stitches...and poor Watcher is ever so eager to know when they might be removed so he can get back to romping with the celtic kitten.  *snickers and winks playfully to her friends*

Do you mean that my jokes are interfering with someones nuptules .. i hope not *smiles  If that means that i am going to get more attention from the females, then i will double my efforts to make them smile.



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Reply #12 on: November 01, 2010, 11:23:29 PM
You're welcome, Father! ;) If anyone deserved to be honored as the pervert for october was definitely you! ;)

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Then it's good enough for me" - Adam Ant


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Reply #13 on: November 01, 2010, 11:24:14 PM
Hear!  Hear!  An excellent choice.  Naughty Father's jokes have given me hours of laughs and I really appreciate that.  Thanks, NF!

I am really glad you like them  ... sometimes im not too sure of the content being fit for this site, so its good to hear your feedback. Thanks again.



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Reply #14 on: November 02, 2010, 11:27:23 PM
You deserve the award you have excellent taste in your jokes! :sign_a+:



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Reply #15 on: November 03, 2010, 01:18:15 AM
and cumming....and cumming...and....*grins* congrats.  You certainly have kept lil ole me in stitches...and poor Watcher is ever so eager to know when they might be removed so he can get back to romping with the celtic kitten.  *snickers and winks playfully to her friends*

Poor Watcher patiently waits.........and waits..........and waits  ;D

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Reply #16 on: November 03, 2010, 09:44:32 AM
CONGRATS MR FUNNY MAN!!

I am sorry I have been a bit absent... I have been in a whirlwind of birthday/Halloween parting, drinking, smoking and getting my brains, pussy and ass fucked off six different ways from Sunday!!!!!

WOOOT WOOT!

xXx
~Gia1978




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Reply #17 on: November 03, 2010, 10:30:25 AM
CONGRATS MR FUNNY MAN!!

I am sorry I have been a bit absent... I have been in a whirlwind of birthday/Halloween parting, drinking, smoking and getting my brains, pussy and ass fucked off six different ways from Sunday!!!!!

WOOOT WOOT!

xXx
~Gia1978

Thanks Gia, you must tell us all about it.
« Last Edit: November 04, 2010, 01:57:24 AM by Gia1978 »



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Reply #18 on: November 03, 2010, 11:13:03 AM
Well done NF,  ;D :emot_laughing: :emot_rotf:

But I have to say your repeated jokes copied from the net, one after the other, look a lot like spam and they are becoming very unfunny, please slow down, one good original joke a day is enough. :(
« Last Edit: November 03, 2010, 11:26:53 AM by Grm »



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Reply #19 on: November 03, 2010, 01:40:28 PM
I have been in a whirlwind of birthday/Halloween parting, drinking, smoking and getting my brains, pussy and ass fucked off six different ways from Sunday!!!!!


Looks like someone knows how to celebrate their birthday.  I would settle for one different way from Sunday.  ;D

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