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Offline JBRG

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on: August 13, 2022, 08:30:38 PM
I'm so horny that the crack of dawn is looking good right now.

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Reply #1 on: August 13, 2022, 11:59:32 PM

I'm so horny that I'm not sure if that person over there is a man or a woman, but I'm going for it either way.





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Reply #2 on: August 14, 2022, 01:16:47 AM
I'm.so horny that even my emasculated sex organ twitched a little.

Woos to the responses above me. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #3 on: August 14, 2022, 02:54:48 AM
I'm so horny that the crack of dawn is looking good right now.

That is Tony Orlando’s line.  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #4 on: August 14, 2022, 03:02:07 AM
I’m so horny that…


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Reply #5 on: August 14, 2022, 03:04:54 AM
Woos to MS, MissB, Jbrg and PH.  Hilarious  :emot_laughing:
I'm so horny i could fuck my girlfriend, her mother, her grandmother and her grandmother's wheelchair.  Not sure in what order either.

Don't ask me.
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Reply #6 on: August 14, 2022, 03:10:42 AM
Shiela?


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Reply #7 on: August 14, 2022, 03:52:20 AM
Shiela....WOO

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Reply #8 on: August 14, 2022, 03:57:09 AM
WOOs to Toe and Hades! :emot_laughing:

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Reply #9 on: August 14, 2022, 06:39:42 AM
I just finger-banged the USB port of my phone.

I sincerely hope I'm not surrounded by like-minded people right now. It would scare the shit out of me to be submerged in that kind of filth!!


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Reply #10 on: August 14, 2022, 04:01:47 PM
I'm so horny that I could probably fuck a hole in the bed.

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Reply #11 on: August 14, 2022, 05:46:56 PM




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Reply #12 on: August 14, 2022, 07:13:29 PM
I'm so shockingly horny, I could fuck an electrical outlet



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Reply #13 on: August 14, 2022, 08:31:20 PM
I'm so shockingly horny, I could fuck an electrical outlet

Before or after turning off the breaker???

I'm so horny that somebody better hide the liver.

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Reply #14 on: August 15, 2022, 02:06:14 AM
In the army I recall someone he was so horny (or hard) that he could use his erection to pound nails..

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Reply #15 on: August 16, 2022, 07:37:56 PM
In the army I recall someone he was so horny (or hard) that he could use his erection to pound nails..

I recall something similar being said --

I'm so horny, I could cut glass with my dick.

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Reply #16 on: August 17, 2022, 02:52:22 AM
I'm so horny that I shared a pic on here that I probably should not have lol

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Reply #17 on: August 17, 2022, 02:55:42 AM
I am so horny...That I made my wife late for work after putting a load in her ass before she had to leave, forcing her to change her underwear and scrub bottoms...

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Reply #18 on: August 17, 2022, 03:57:51 AM
Shiela?



That is definitely my line  :emot_laughing:
Have a Woo love 💋💋💋

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I'm so horny the heat from my growler made the sun feel cold!

I'm so god damned horny my vagina had the gravitational pull of a black hole that no dick could escape!



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Reply #19 on: August 17, 2022, 04:41:35 AM
I'm so horny, I slipped in the shower and punched a second drain hole into the floor  :emot_laughing:

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