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Reply #40 on: August 28, 2022, 07:17:59 PM
I’m so horny, I would eat a gal’s shit, just to see where it came from.

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Reply #41 on: August 28, 2022, 08:10:56 PM
We'll that scored an 11 on the Ewwwwe scale of ten.
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Reply #42 on: August 30, 2022, 06:31:32 PM
We'll that scored an 11 on the Ewwwwe scale of ten.
 :roll: :roll: :roll:

Make that X2. :-X :-X :-X

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Reply #43 on: September 04, 2022, 02:07:19 PM
... women are looking yummy.



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Reply #44 on: September 04, 2022, 02:28:54 PM
That brings a resounding Woo from some of us.  :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:

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Reply #45 on: September 05, 2022, 07:14:32 PM
... women are looking yummy.

We have been watching reruns of NCIS. We are currently in the middle of the Ziva years. My wife - hard core heterosexual, guys only in her bed, has commented, as have I, on how attractive Cote de Pablo is. I made a comment to that Cote could probably turn the staunchest hetero woman into a bi individual if she were to hit on them. My wife, of course, said not her but she could see that happening.


Anyways, I'm so horny I could win the Olympic pole vault gold medal without a pole.

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Reply #46 on: September 05, 2022, 08:53:27 PM
... women are looking yummy.

We have been watching reruns of NCIS. We are currently in the middle of the Ziva years. My wife - hard core heterosexual, guys only in her bed, has commented, as have I, on how attractive Cote de Pablo is. I made a comment to that Cote could probably turn the staunchest hetero woman into a bi individual if she were to hit on them. My wife, of course, said not her but she could see that happening.

Anyways, I'm so horny I could win the Olympic pole vault gold medal without a pole.

i am so horny i would fuck a warm exhaust pipe



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Reply #47 on: September 06, 2022, 02:14:17 AM
... women are looking yummy.

We have been watching reruns of NCIS. We are currently in the middle of the Ziva years. My wife - hard core heterosexual, guys only in her bed, has commented, as have I, on how attractive Cote de Pablo is. I made a comment to that Cote could probably turn the staunchest hetero woman into a bi individual if she were to hit on them. My wife, of course, said not her but she could see that happening.

Anyways, I'm so horny I could win the Olympic pole vault gold medal without a pole.

i am so horny i would fuck a warm exhaust pipe

I actually read a book once where someone did that. (Talk about auto erotica!)

I am so horny that I'd love to have group sex with 5 people on this board



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Reply #48 on: September 06, 2022, 04:38:40 AM
I remember the time my roommate in law school decided to fuck the canister vacuum. He got his cock inserted into the hose, and proceeded to get stuck. So I came back from school, and he was locked in the bathroom for a very long time. And I finally knocked on the door and said “Did you fall in man? What the fucks going on? Need some help?“ So he reluctantly admitted that his penis was jammed in the vacuum hose. So I got him a big bowl of ice and some lubricant. I suggested that he squirt the lubricant into the vacuum tube, and hope that the cold water on his balls would help his erection become smaller.  He did finally get out. He told me if I repeated that story to anyone he would kill me. But I think the statute of limitations has run by now.

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Reply #49 on: September 06, 2022, 04:43:36 AM
Some people will just stick their cocks in anything, if they're horny enough. I remember one rl medical show years ago (though I think they did something similar on a fictional one also) where a guy got his stuck in some sort of long metal pipe. They had to cut the pipe...and be very careful not to cut him....to free him, because he couldn't lose the erection to get loose.

(The book I read where the guy stuck his in an exhaust pipe was a minor plot point, fortunately, And totally unexpected.)






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Reply #50 on: September 06, 2022, 08:59:48 AM
So horny that I could not sleep. So I had some finger playtime. Took awhile but got there.
 unfortunately I still can’t sleep.

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Reply #51 on: September 06, 2022, 09:11:40 AM
So horny that I could not sleep. So I had some finger playtime. Took awhile but got there.
 unfortunately I still can’t sleep.

That's bad. I am having trouble sleeping, too. By in my case, masturbation wouldn,'t help. I have to be up in about six and a half hours, but my knee is aching bad due to the weather.



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Reply #52 on: September 13, 2022, 06:07:26 AM
Let’s get it on.  🤣🤣🤣




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Reply #53 on: September 26, 2022, 02:51:54 PM
The Asian girl behind the counter at Popeyes grazed my hand when giving me my order, followed by shooting a "Come fuck me" stare (first time that ever happened to me by a complete stranger) gave me a hard-on for the rest of the afternoon.

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Reply #54 on: September 27, 2022, 04:13:33 PM
The Asian girl behind the counter at Popeyes

So you wanted to F her like Popeye after a can of spinach. 

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Reply #55 on: September 27, 2022, 04:46:33 PM
I'm so horny that I want to take the first woman who I know to come in my office and use her ass cheeks like a hot dog bun for my sausage, and leave her with a pool of my thanks on the small of her back.

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Reply #56 on: September 29, 2022, 08:27:46 PM
The Asian girl behind the counter at Popeyes

So you wanted to F her like Popeye after a can of spinach.


Yeah, I'd say that would be a good comparison  ;D

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Reply #57 on: October 14, 2022, 11:37:00 PM
I'm so horny that narwhals blush when I'm around  ;D

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Reply #58 on: October 15, 2022, 12:30:47 AM
WOO  :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

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Reply #59 on: November 14, 2022, 07:38:53 PM
I'm so horny that I walked through airport security with an erection and got flagged for the steel rod in my pants.  :facepalm:

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