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Offline Shiela_M

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Reply #80 on: March 16, 2023, 06:35:25 PM
...I would happily share and get in on this

I love to eat a really juicy pussy. 

I love being on the receiving end of oral sex.   ;)

By sucking his huge dick until it burst down my throat!

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Reply #81 on: March 17, 2023, 03:25:23 PM

I'm so horny that ....

someone mentioned a cucumber earlier and I'm thinking about running down to the farmers market.

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Reply #82 on: March 18, 2023, 06:33:35 AM

I'm so horny that ....

someone mentioned a cucumber earlier and I'm thinking about running down to the farmers market.
Pick me up a watermelon while your there, Jules, please? I'll hollow it out later... :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:



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Reply #83 on: March 18, 2023, 05:38:44 PM
I'm so horny that I can't even get a piece of hand.



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Reply #84 on: March 19, 2023, 07:38:33 PM
I'm so horny that I can't even get a piece of hand.

 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :facepalm:

That is all.


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Reply #85 on: March 20, 2023, 09:56:49 PM
I would fuck you without thinking. Yes, you! The one reading this post. Eat me, lick me, fuck me, I don't care who you are, or what you're into, you walk through my door and I would let you do whatever you want, whereever you want, and however you want it.

I am about to re-download tinder. My shower budy needs a break, and Allan is out of state again into next weekend.

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Reply #86 on: March 20, 2023, 10:28:57 PM
I would fuck you without thinking. Yes, you! The one reading this post. Eat me, lick me, fuck me, I don't care who you are, or what you're into, you walk through my door and I would let you do whatever you want, whereever you want, and however you want it.





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Reply #87 on: March 22, 2023, 07:53:04 PM
I would fuck you without thinking. Yes, you! The one reading this post. Eat me, lick me, fuck me, I don't care who you are, or what you're into, you walk through my door and I would let you do whatever you want, whereever you want, and however you want it.

I am about to re-download tinder. My shower budy needs a break, and Allan is out of state again into next weekend.

I'm thinking that if Sheila were to win gazillions in the lottery, one of her first purchases may be a Sybian  ;D

That is all.


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Reply #88 on: March 22, 2023, 08:59:58 PM
I'm thinking that if Sheila were to win gazillions in the lottery, one of her first purchases may be a Sybian  ;D

Probably with a V8  ;D



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Reply #89 on: March 22, 2023, 09:38:03 PM
I'm thinking that if Sheila were to win gazillions in the lottery, one of her first purchases may be a Sybian  ;D

Probably with a V8  ;D

And a pit crew to change out attachments🤣😂💋

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Reply #90 on: March 23, 2023, 02:46:03 AM
...im getting laid tonight. 
I put on clean sheets.  Going to get them dirty and sleep in until noon. 

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Reply #91 on: March 23, 2023, 05:36:15 PM
I'm thinking that if Sheila were to win gazillions in the lottery, one of her first purchases may be a Sybian  ;D

Probably with a V8  ;D

And a pit crew to change out attachments🤣😂💋

Pit crew standing by.......


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Reply #92 on: March 23, 2023, 05:38:42 PM
A glory hole doesn’t sound disgusting right now…