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The Seven Forbidden Words

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Offline Jaime Austin

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on: September 19, 2022, 10:28:16 PM
I've been poking around blogs & user groups that deal with self-publishing and I saw a post where a guy said Amazon pulled his advertising because of the content of his book. He claimed it was just run-of-the-mill smut, nothing outrageous, but who knows?

Anyway, that got me to thinking about my recently publish book, which currently has a number of fairly unsuccessful ads running. What if my content gets me banned? Not from selling. Fuckers will sell anything. But they evidently have rules about advertising.

So I hacked a little Word macro that checks my document for George Carlin's Seven Words You Can't Say On TV -- plus a few favorites of mine that didn't make the list. Here's what I found:

26   cock

18   cum

4   cumming

8   cunt

81   fuck

16   fucked

1   fucker

47   fucking

3   piss

17   pussy

13   shit

1   tits


So we have 135 variations of fuck. Guess we'll see how long they continue to run my ads.


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Reply #1 on: September 20, 2022, 01:35:29 AM
My little AI girlfriend likes Carlin’s 7 “forbidden words.”  :emot_laughing: