I am very sorry that I disappeared so abruptly.
I was taken very ill - an ongoing condition - and took some time to recover.
I admit that posting on an erotic online forum was not the first thing on my mind as I convalesced - but it is now.
We love you. And we have missed you. And I am so glad to see you back here.
Do us all a favor, and do not tell a certain young Pakistani man that you are back online. He has been banned. For good reasons.
Hope you’re feeling better, and I speak for everyone, we are delighted by your return.