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Offline Shiela_M

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on: November 23, 2022, 06:49:12 PM


I'm serving a 59 year sentence!!! Fine by me, I like handcuffs and restraints.

How about you?


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Reply #1 on: November 23, 2022, 07:02:55 PM
64. I am including “oral sex” in the sex before 18 question. Not sure if a MFM threesome counts as sex with same sex. We didn’t do anything to each other, but we spit roasted the girl. If you include that, I’m a perfect 67.

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Reply #2 on: November 23, 2022, 08:10:45 PM
I am getting off easy 45 yrs


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Reply #3 on: November 23, 2022, 08:38:18 PM
Quote from: Pornhubby on November 23, 2022, 07:02:55 PM
Not sure if a MFM threesome counts as sex with same sex. We didn’t do anything to each other, but we spit roasted the girl. If you include that, I’m a perfect 67.

I would think no. You're not having sex with each other.

Quote from: Fhb2019 on November 23, 2022, 08:10:45 PM
getting off easy

Maybe that's why it's only 45 years??  Just teasing love  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #4 on: November 24, 2022, 01:06:45 AM
I can only total 43 years....suddenly feel as if I have missed out on life!! :roll:

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Reply #5 on: November 24, 2022, 01:50:12 AM
Twenty years.

Yeah, I'm good...and a little boring.

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Reply #6 on: November 24, 2022, 03:19:08 AM
Well I'm in trouble. I'm Going to be 77 in a month. I just got sentenced to 50 years. Maybe the Lady Sheriff will give me time off for good behavior. Jules???

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Reply #7 on: November 24, 2022, 06:51:12 AM
I'm right there with Msslave...50 years. At my age, I doubt I'll make the "full term," but pretty sure I'll be able add most of the rest of those points once I'm in there for a while....not sure if that's a good thing or not, but, what the hell, right?


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Reply #8 on: November 24, 2022, 04:18:59 PM
I'm so ashamed;  I had to force myself to post this.  Only 16 years - time off for too much good behaviour.

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Reply #9 on: November 24, 2022, 04:24:18 PM
I have Toe, PH, for a lawyer and he promised me that I won't have to serve any time.  Of course, he may be in jail....;D ;D

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Reply #10 on: November 28, 2022, 05:22:36 AM
Seems to me there are a lot of possibilities missing.  At a minimum, I'm looking at a life sentence and the death penalty is not off the table.


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Reply #11 on: December 04, 2022, 04:50:53 AM
Um, 64 years.  Question, since we're twinning, can Toe be my cell mate? 

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Reply #12 on: December 04, 2022, 06:05:20 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on December 04, 2022, 04:50:53 AM
Um, 64 years.  Question, since we're twinning, can Toe be my cell mate?

I think you and I are the only 64s in the group. So yes. We would be perfect cell(soul)mates.

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Reply #13 on: December 08, 2022, 05:15:21 AM
I'm going to get to 67 before we get home from our trip.    I won't be getting out til I'm 115. 

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Reply #14 on: December 08, 2022, 05:55:18 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on December 08, 2022, 05:15:21 AM
I'm going to get to 67 before we get home from our trip.    I won't be getting out til I'm 115.
Not gonna try for the full 69, MJ?

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Reply #15 on: January 20, 2023, 12:11:57 PM
54.. may as well day life sentence


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Reply #16 on: January 20, 2023, 02:54:35 PM
41 for me.


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Reply #17 on: January 26, 2023, 11:28:09 PM
Serving 44yrs.

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