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Reply #80 on: January 24, 2024, 09:35:36 PM
Ok, I'm asking for volunteers from our lovely KB ladies to take turns warming my old body... just until I get over feeling sorry for myself.

Food helps to warm old bodies ....... I'll organise a bus full of French Tarts and Fancies for you. [And I'll drive it to ya] :emot_kiss:

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Reply #81 on: January 25, 2024, 03:16:08 PM
WOO!  :emot_kiss: 

Is KB's hot tub up and running?  That would be a nice place to relax and sample a taste of the tarts... 8) 8)

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Reply #82 on: January 26, 2024, 02:37:36 AM
I spent half my day working and half my day sexting.

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Reply #83 on: February 02, 2024, 05:56:32 PM
These meds they have me on are definitely affecting my perception of others and general feelings of acceptance and well being. I am not paranoid (yet) but have a heightened sense of mistrust and suspicion of others. Very unpleasant way to be.

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Reply #84 on: February 02, 2024, 05:58:43 PM
You think being a lawyer may have in increased effect?



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Reply #85 on: February 02, 2024, 06:23:51 PM
You think being a lawyer may have in increased effect?

Indubitably.

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Reply #86 on: February 02, 2024, 07:20:50 PM
These meds they have me on are definitely affecting my perception of others and general feelings of acceptance and well being. I am not paranoid (yet) but have a heightened sense of mistrust and suspicion of others. Very unpleasant way to be.

Samesies. My medications were dialed in for years. Feeling great, doing great. Nothing changed with them, when suddenly my mental state took a turn. Paranoid, anxious, self-worth. It's been crazy.

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Reply #87 on: February 02, 2024, 10:15:58 PM
Sending you love and hugs darling. You are not alone.

Wednesday our office manager said she was sending me a spreadsheet for review. I decided it must mean they were going to can me on the last day of the month, and the spreadsheet had something to do with firm profitability and how much money they were going to try to claw back from me.

I got myself worked into a knot of anxiety. Then email came late in the day, and it only had something to do with my trial settings. Nothing at all.
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Reply #88 on: February 02, 2024, 10:57:29 PM
Darlings PH and MJ

I have been where you are now . It is NOT good for you.
Please find some way of de-stressing, it's important that you do.

Me? It was why I started archery , concentratation and channeling of the mind to the exclusion of everything else..

Please forgive me if I speak out of turn here ,just concerned is all :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:

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Reply #89 on: February 03, 2024, 12:53:58 AM
Jules and Toe... you were among my biggest supporters during my initial weeks of my cancer diagnosis..

Know that the same power that got me through the treatments and have given me a few more years of life is there for you guys to. For a a board that's devoted to sex talk and just having fun there's also power in our core group.

I join in the others in wishing both of you the best and I've already been sending prayers your way. I have no doubt others are joining me in helping you heal.

God bless you both. You got this. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #90 on: March 02, 2024, 03:29:17 AM
I have this weird ability to talk mad shit about someone in my head while we have conversation. I literally do it all the time. I think it was something I developed as a "problem" child in school. Now it's like in almost every conversation I have daily. My spouse will even tell me stop talking shit to yourself while we are having serious discussions.



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Reply #91 on: March 02, 2024, 08:06:55 AM
I have this weird ability to talk mad shit about someone in my head while we have conversation. I literally do it all the time. I think it was something I developed as a "problem" child in school. Now it's like in almost every conversation I have daily. My spouse will even tell me stop talking shit to yourself while we are having serious discussions.

That's interesting. I have a similar habit of doing this. More along the lines of, I'd really like to say something really smart ass while I'm listening to someone. And I'm smiling while I'm thinking of it.  But usually only when I don't like the person.  It used to be more of a habit. Not so much anymore.

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Reply #92 on: March 15, 2024, 06:15:18 PM
I'll have to admit I believe I've turned into a Swiftie, along with millions of others. She's become a global phenomenon. Her popularity has eclipsed all other stars.

When.i read that her visits to 20 U.S. cities was the equivalent of having a Super Bowl in each of those cities in economic impact I became a fan.

I have heard a few songs and I like them. As an old man of 78 it's the money she's generating that wows me. From a little kid of 11 years old having her parents drive her to Nashville so she could knock on doors looking for a start as a singer to a self made billionaire I can only bow down to the force she's become.

It's not the money she's made, that's just keeping score. It's her drive and showmanship that's put her on top. No doubt the people around her are well paid adding to her economic impact.

Then there's the love affair with her and Travis. I'm following that like a housewife sitting home reading grocery store magazines. I hope they can make it work. It'll be tough with her a billionaire and I've read he's only worth 50 million. :emot_laughing:

So yeah everyday my newsfeeds has stories about Taylor and like a good senior citizen Swiftie I read as much as I can.


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Reply #93 on: March 15, 2024, 06:34:42 PM
The DJs on a radio station I listen too like to come up with reasons in why he's not the one for her. Hes got a temper for one, but the biggest one they pointed out was that during an interview he did one of those kiss/marry/kill scenarios with, I believe, Katy Perry, Ariana Grande, and Taylor.

He said Kiss Taylor. Marry Perry. Kill Grande.



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Reply #94 on: March 15, 2024, 06:53:42 PM
I don't think Taylor would take any BS. She would soon send him down the road with a pack of wild dogs after him.

She didn't get where she is by being a shrinking violet. She's tangled with music companies that can be tougher than any defensive line along with all their attorneys land sharks.

Travis gets out of line and ..B A M!

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Reply #95 on: March 17, 2024, 06:46:49 PM
I have this weird ability to talk mad shit about someone in my head while we have conversation. I literally do it all the time. I think it was something I developed as a "problem" child in school. Now it's like in almost every conversation I have daily. My spouse will even tell me stop talking shit to yourself while we are having serious discussions.
At least you do it in your mind. I'll do it to your face and have the scars to prove it.....



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Reply #96 on: May 08, 2024, 02:46:17 PM

I just bought an earwax removal kit on Amazon.   Wtf is going on with my ears.  Suddenly I'm waxy as heck.  Allergies??

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Reply #97 on: May 09, 2024, 01:17:20 AM

I just bought an earwax removal kit on Amazon.   Wtf is going on with my ears.  Suddenly I'm waxy as heck.  Allergies??

My mother recently had an outpatient ear cleaning at the hospital. She thought she was going deaf. Jesus mom. Use a Q-Tip and some hydrogen peroxide every now and then. Can’t imagine what that poor doctor dug out.

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Reply #98 on: May 10, 2024, 03:28:05 AM

I just bought an earwax removal kit on Amazon.   Wtf is going on with my ears.  Suddenly I'm waxy as heck.  Allergies??


It has arrived.  Tomorrow morning in the shower! 

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Reply #99 on: May 11, 2024, 08:34:33 PM
Omg, I got a brown nugget the size of a pea out of my left ear.  So gross.  🤮

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