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Reply #20 on: March 30, 2023, 05:57:21 PM

A place in Kentucky with land.  Even a horse farm.  It has to be dark.  I will buy the best telescope I can for under $50,000.  A big black Enclave SUV with a driver to take me and visiting friends to nearby disilleries.   And a miniature donkey.  They're so cute.

I keep hearing horror stories about Kentucky. How the whole eastern half of the state is basically West West Virginia.

I sometimes like to take little 'trips' on Google StreetView, and I think that part of the country is generally very scenic, but once in a while I come across places where every second building seems to be abandoned and falling apart, and where you can tell even just by looking at the pictures that it's not a happy place and I'd be apprehensive to drive through there in real life.



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Reply #21 on: March 30, 2023, 06:15:09 PM
A place in Kentucky with land. 
I think you should come down to Saint Johns with me.

There are some scary looking houses in KY, but there are also some beautiful horse farm spreads.
A little lake, with a willow tree, high on a hill where I can watch sunrises and sunsets.

But an offer of Saint Johns is interesting.  Dan says he is staying in Michigan.  Are you willing to share me 50-50 with him?   (when I asked him the same, he said he could really use a break from me for a bit. He got a hard punch in the arm for that one.)   

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Reply #22 on: March 31, 2023, 01:31:41 AM
Are you willing to share me 50-50 with him?   (when I asked him the same, he said he could really use a break from me for a bit. He got a hard punch in the arm for that one.)

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Reply #23 on: July 10, 2023, 08:10:19 PM
Powerball prize rises to an estimated $650 million for Monday’s draw. The cash option will be an estimated $328.3 million.

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Reply #24 on: July 11, 2023, 05:09:24 PM
I have a Mega Millions ticket. The prize for that is $480 million. I was checking out at the shop and last minute saw what the prizes were, and decide to make the purchase. My lottery purchases are always impulsive.



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Reply #25 on: July 11, 2023, 11:20:32 PM
JACKPOT INCREASE! Mega Millions jackpot has increased to $500 Million! Get your tickets by 9:45 p.m. CT, tonight!

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Reply #26 on: July 11, 2023, 11:40:45 PM
I got mine on sunday, so it for today's drawing. I went to check it yesterday, and the cashier looked at me like I was an idiot and told me it was for the 11th. I had to explain I dont buy tickets often, so I had no idea when they pull numbers for what.

I usually just have them on stuck to my refrigerator and forget about them. I figure if I win, I'll hear something on the radio saying the winning number were in my area



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Reply #27 on: July 11, 2023, 11:53:30 PM
I don’t really buy to win. I buy to fantasize. Because for a couple of days, anything is possible that I can dream about. Here’s a house that I’m looking at right now.



Hot tub party!

Take a look at this home I found on Realtor.com
314 Quissett Ave, Woods Hole
$14,950,000 ·  7beds · 5.5+baths

https://apps.realtor.com/mUAZ/cef8l4m5

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Reply #28 on: July 13, 2023, 03:04:19 AM
Checked my ticket on the way home and I won a whopping $2.00

HELL YEAH!!!  WHOOP WHOOP
🎉🎊🎆🎇✨🎊🎉

took my winnings and got myself a Cayman Jack zero sugar... it costs $3.50 but still...




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Reply #29 on: July 13, 2023, 05:56:53 AM
https://www.benettiyachts.it/yachts/oasis/oasis-40m/

Interest of remaining money will easily pay for cost of operating this annually. 

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Reply #30 on: July 13, 2023, 03:31:31 PM
Powerball 07/12/23 Winning #s: 23-35-45-66-67 PB 20 PP 3 Estimated Jackpot for 07/15/23 Annuitized: $875 Million. Cash Value: $441.9 Million

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Reply #31 on: July 13, 2023, 05:28:45 PM
Could help a lot of people and save a lot of animals

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Reply #32 on: July 13, 2023, 09:18:30 PM
I can definitely see myself as one of those people who dont pay attention and end up bankrupt and in trouble with the IRS, because I gave all the money away to animal shelters.



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Reply #33 on: July 13, 2023, 09:39:45 PM
and the Shiner foundation, Cooks children hospital and cancer research for my slave buddy in Minnesota, oh yeah also Save the wild horse movements. Any left I would donate to obtain a new web server that is more progressive and open minded.

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Reply #34 on: July 13, 2023, 10:43:52 PM
I know a lot of it would be going to Ukraine. 🇺🇦

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Reply #35 on: July 18, 2023, 03:51:09 AM
POWERBALL $900 Million
CASH VALUE $465.1 Million

🤑🤑🤑

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Reply #36 on: July 18, 2023, 01:35:16 PM
Powerball 07/17/23 Winning #s:
5-8-9-17-41 PB 21 PP 4

Estimated Jackpot for 07/19/23
Annuitized: $1.00 Billion
Cash Value: $516.8 Million

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Reply #37 on: July 20, 2023, 04:12:43 PM
A winning ticket has been sold in California for the Powerball jackpot worth an estimated $1.08 billion, the sixth largest in U.S. history and the 3rd largest in the history of the game.

I won $4. 🤑🤑🤑

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Reply #38 on: July 20, 2023, 04:28:07 PM
Congratulations on your $4.00 win!

BTW, how much did you spend to win the $4.00. :D

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Reply #39 on: July 22, 2023, 11:50:44 PM
Not enough to pay for this…



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