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Reply #60 on: September 07, 2023, 03:56:25 PM
Quote from: Pornhubby on September 07, 2023, 03:22:35 PM
Powerball Est Jkpt for 09/09/23
Annuitized: $500 Mil
Cash Value: $242.4 Mil

$142m after Fed and Michigan taxes

Each of the girls get 15,000,000 which they can not lay a finger on it.  They live off the interest of appx $400,000-500,000 a year.
Thats, $45,000,000 spoken for.

Dan and I take 45,000,000 and do whatever we want.  A home in South Carolina, one in the Florida Keys.  One in Utah.  When we pass away, all of our money will be gifted away to groups


The other 52,000,000 will be given away.  A website will be setup where you can plead your case and submit a request.  Animal shelters, abused women shelters, orphanages, scholarships,, cancer research etc
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Reply #61 on: September 07, 2023, 04:22:42 PM
But... but...but Jules!!!  The BOAT! What about the boat???


Ok I had to come back to this. Boat jokes aside, your plan is very noble. Kudos.
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Reply #62 on: September 07, 2023, 08:45:42 PM
$152,775,000 in Texas after taxes.

Probably create a LLC to collect the prize. Put a third into a market fund, a third into tax free munis, and a third into a gold fund. Living easy.

Probably just do this for a couple of years.

https://www.fourseasons.com/privatejet/journeys/

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Reply #63 on: September 08, 2023, 02:36:03 AM
There is a lottery lawyer in Florida that also creates LLCs, with he as a member.  In the state of Michigan only one members name must be made public.  So the identity of the actual winner can stay  anonymous. This happened in the $1 billion Michigan jackpot win.

https://www.hometownlife.com/story/life/community/hometown/novi/2021/03/17/1-billion-mega-millions-winners-burned-breakfast-called-lawyer/4706879001/
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Reply #64 on: September 08, 2023, 03:19:00 AM
Tell Dan I want to lick your pussy at halftime.

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Reply #65 on: September 08, 2023, 12:32:22 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on September 07, 2023, 03:56:25 PM



The other 52,000,000 will be given away.  A website will be setup where you can plead your case and submit a request.  Animal shelters, abused women shelters, orphanages, scholarships,, cancer research etc

Mrs ODK asked me what I would do about all the begging letters if I won the UK lottery.




I said "no problem, I will still keep sending them out".


Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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Reply #66 on: September 18, 2023, 05:13:32 PM
Powerball Est Jkpt for 09/18/23
Annuitized: $638 Mil
Cash Value: $304.2 Mil

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Reply #67 on: September 23, 2023, 03:04:47 AM


It’s really big this weekend.

My penis. 

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Reply #68 on: September 25, 2023, 04:19:57 AM
https://www.jamesedition.com/real_estate/manilva-spain/show-stopping-new-build-villa-in-punta-chullera-13130460

Powerball Est Jkpt for 09/25/23
Annuitized: $785 Mil
Cash Value: $367.0 Mil



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Reply #69 on: September 25, 2023, 07:32:43 PM


Something new. Never really thought about owning one before, but I have ridden on plenty over the years. He would get a Harley and thought me getting one would be "pretty god damn sexy."


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Reply #70 on: September 26, 2023, 12:52:42 AM
Pets, Wild Horses,Childrens Hospitals and disease research will benefit.

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Reply #71 on: September 26, 2023, 12:56:33 AM
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Something new. Never really thought about owning one before, but I have ridden on plenty over the years. He would get a Harley and thought me getting one would be "pretty god damn sexy."

woo.

visualizing you with daisy dukes, tight tee and blond hair flowing at 80 mph. Go mama

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Reply #72 on: September 26, 2023, 01:12:37 AM
Quote from: staci on September 26, 2023, 12:56:33 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on September 25, 2023, 07:32:43 PM
[img width=500 aheight=343]https://i.postimg.cc/x1cJ4BB3/a12b74c691a99122a48afb87cf5301c7.jpg[/img]

Something new. Never really thought about owning one before, but I have ridden on plenty over the years. He would get a Harley and thought me getting one would be "pretty god damn sexy."

woo.

visualizing you with daisy dukes, tight tee and blond hair flowing at 80 mph. Go mama

I thought chaps with no pants and a thong


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Reply #73 on: September 26, 2023, 01:58:24 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on September 26, 2023, 01:12:37 AM
Quote from: staci on September 26, 2023, 12:56:33 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on September 25, 2023, 07:32:43 PM
[img width=500 aheight=343]https://i.postimg.cc/x1cJ4BB3/a12b74c691a99122a48afb87cf5301c7.jpg[/img]

Something new. Never really thought about owning one before, but I have ridden on plenty over the years. He would get a Harley and thought me getting one would be "pretty god damn sexy."

woo.

visualizing you with daisy dukes, tight tee and blond hair flowing at 80 mph. Go mama

I thought chaps with no pants and a thong

Send a picture, just so I can see what style of chaps you like. 


Feeling better.  Almost like my old self, with a little less energy. 
A couple of naps tossed in. But nowhere close to the power sleeping over the weekend.
Didn't eat much, but don't want to overdo it anyways.
Bottom line ...  I think I'm going to live.
Today would be a good day to win powerball

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Reply #74 on: September 26, 2023, 02:02:20 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on September 08, 2023, 02:36:03 AM
There is a lottery lawyer in Florida that also creates LLCs, with he as a member.  In the state of Michigan only one members name must be made public.  So the identity of the actual winner can stay  anonymous. This happened in the $1 billion Michigan jackpot win.

https://www.hometownlife.com/story/life/community/hometown/novi/2021/03/17/1-billion-mega-millions-winners-burned-breakfast-called-lawyer/4706879001/

Florida also has a bit of an anonymous window. Enough time to secure the annunity option through some lawyers I happen to know. The wife and I only need say a mil. Park the rest of it in annunities and create one that deals specifically for the taxes in the following years. ;D

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Reply #75 on: September 26, 2023, 02:12:13 AM
We have our own lawyer on this forum. He's a perv but a honest one

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Reply #76 on: September 26, 2023, 03:04:46 AM
Quote from: staci on September 26, 2023, 02:12:13 AM
We have our own lawyer on this forum. He's a perv but a honest one

woo.  ;D

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Reply #77 on: September 26, 2023, 04:04:32 AM
Quote from: staci on September 26, 2023, 02:12:13 AM
We have our own lawyer on this forum. He's a perv but a honest one

And you should always go with a big national law firm for lottery, tax, and estate planning. Because they will have a $1 billion errors and omission policy. Don’t leave yourself hanging out to dry.

Jason Kurland, the infamous “lottery lawyer,” was sentenced to 13 years in prison recently, after being convicted last year of misappropriating, if not stealing, more than $100 million from his former clients.

I bank with Chase. Not because I love Chase. But because Chase is too big to fail. If you have a multi million dollar win, don’t stick it in your local S&L. Not only will you be the largest depositor on the books, you’ll also be the first person to get burned when the owners get greedy.

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Reply #78 on: September 26, 2023, 03:48:34 PM
Powerball Est Jkpt for 09/27/23
Annuitized: $835 Mil
Cash Value: $390.4 Mil

Sweet…

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Reply #79 on: September 28, 2023, 05:42:27 AM
If I win the lottery, I think I am going to get a sauna.  One I can meditate in.  an outdoor one
https://www.redwoodoutdoors.com/products/8-person-garden-sauna/?sku=CUB-TH-8#accordion-content-description

They also have cold plunges on there.  I can't even imagine.     I will not get that as an add on

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