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Reply #80 on: September 28, 2023, 05:45:44 AM
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Reply #81 on: September 28, 2023, 05:51:24 AM
https://www.jamesedition.com/real_estate/manilva-spain/show-stopping-new-build-villa-in-punta-chullera-13130460

And a new Waterford double old fashioned. Maybe a set.


My brother in law had some glasses.  I just went down to the bar to see the name.  It's called a Norlan.  He had eight, I've broken two.  One I gave to his friend that loved to drink bourbon with him.  One just went missing.  Still have 4. 
I love it.  And really miss it when we travel. 

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Reply #82 on: September 28, 2023, 10:28:09 PM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button



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Reply #83 on: September 30, 2023, 04:19:57 AM
JACKPOT INCREASE! The Powerball jackpot is now $960M! Get your ticket by 9:00 p.m. CT, 9/30!

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Reply #84 on: September 30, 2023, 04:26:35 AM
JACKPOT INCREASE! The Powerball jackpot is now $960M! Get your ticket by 9:00 p.m. CT, 9/30!

I noticed that.  But they didn't increase the cash option.  . Edit, I was mistaken

We just walked to the Kroger and bought our tickets earlier.   So, if you hear of a Michigan winner from Kroger, you might be getting a call to fly to Italy for pizza as a celebration party.  I'll pick up the airfare.   
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Reply #85 on: September 30, 2023, 04:43:08 AM
Maybe I'll swing by and get some numbers drawn in the morning when I have coffee with Ben. I dont normally plan on getting them, so maybe going against the norm will be what gets me the winners. If not, well it's a horse a piece then innit.



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Reply #86 on: September 30, 2023, 05:48:17 AM
JACKPOT INCREASE! The Powerball jackpot is now $960M! Get your ticket by 9:00 p.m. CT, 9/30!

I noticed that.  But they didn't increase the cash option.  . Edit, I was mistaken

We just walked to the Kroger and bought our tickets earlier.   So, if you hear of a Michigan winner from Kroger, you might be getting a call to fly to Italy for pizza as a celebration party.  I'll pick up the airfare.

Remember...I was one of the few who admitted to loving pizza a couple days ago. I get aisle seat in the front. ;D

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Reply #87 on: September 30, 2023, 08:08:41 AM
We just walked to the Kroger and bought our tickets earlier.   So, if you hear of a Michigan winner from Kroger, you might be getting a call to fly to Italy for pizza as a celebration party.  I'll pick up the airfare.

It's been ages since I lived in the States, but I still keep my Kroger shopper's card as a souvenir. I wonder what would happen if I were to present it at a Kroger store. Probably nothing — I see from the internet that the design hasn't changed one tiny bit.


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Reply #88 on: September 30, 2023, 12:07:13 PM
JACKPOT INCREASE! The Powerball jackpot is now $960M! Get your ticket by 9:00 p.m. CT, 9/30!

I noticed that.  But they didn't increase the cash option.  . Edit, I was mistaken

We just walked to the Kroger and bought our tickets earlier.   So, if you hear of a Michigan winner from Kroger, you might be getting a call to fly to Italy for pizza as a celebration party.  I'll pick up the airfare.

Remember...I was one of the few who admitted to loving pizza a couple days ago. I get aisle seat in the front. ;D

You're already over there.  Can't you save me a couple of my newly hard earned dollars and drive your car.


I'm betting it's still good Hilda. I've had mine for as far back as I can remember.   
If you want, PM me the phone # linked to the account and I can try it on my next grocery run. 
Fun fact, Dan and I visited this Kroger store on our second date. 

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Reply #89 on: September 30, 2023, 04:42:32 PM

You're already over there.  Can't you save me a couple of my newly hard earned dollars and drive your car.

Now that I have put on display my lack of world geography....


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Reply #90 on: September 30, 2023, 05:23:30 PM
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Reply #91 on: September 30, 2023, 08:44:06 PM
POWERBALL 09/30/2023
ESTIMATED JACKPOT
$960 Million
CASH VALUE
$441.4 Million

Just saying…

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Reply #92 on: October 01, 2023, 01:34:38 AM
There are only three things I want to buy if I win the lottery:

1. One of those landing craft things used on D day. convert it to a BBQ Beach party boat. but it must not have any historical attachments. It wouldnt feel right doing that to something with history.

2. Allister Crowley's house. would never set foot in it, but I would have it sealed up and kept as a museum of sorts.

3. I want a tank. Not a pansy assed rebuilt prop. But a real mf'ing tank. I want also access to a tank range to blow shit up when I feel the need to.

But those are the major things I would buy, after I pay off the mortgage, and the mortgages of everyone I know.

I would also buy this place:



I have been there, been inside, and I think after I return it to what it was before the owner made it into a bnb, I want that to be the Official Kristen's Board meet up club. We all can meet up there for a weekend or so, kind of like a lowkey playboy mansion, with high walls and all. It sits on a hill that overlooks the town of Longview, Washington. But I wouldnt just buy the mansion, but at least ten acres around it so that I can install more fun things we can do, maybe for hilda's birthday or Ms. Barbara's birthday we can have a naked Victorian garden party. Men in top hats and nothing more, and the ladies in those large hats with nothing else on but a smile. Sipping tea and eating cookies.

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Reply #93 on: October 01, 2023, 01:59:07 AM
Dang, but you have a great idea there Writer. The KB Party Mansion.

Of course I'm sure I'll still end up being the towel boy. :facepalm:

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Reply #94 on: October 01, 2023, 02:50:36 AM
Dang, but you have a great idea there Writer. The KB Party Mansion.

Of course I'm sure I'll still end up being the towel boy. :facepalm:

hell no. Your name would be Lord Mansly, and you would have a cigar, top hat and monocle. Also the mansion is equal opportunity, so we will have towel girls!

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Reply #95 on: October 01, 2023, 02:57:35 AM
Large bonnet, lace gloves, and heels... oh my stars Lord Mansly...

Can I swap my tea for coffee??



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Reply #96 on: October 01, 2023, 03:04:15 AM
Large bonnet, lace gloves, and heels... oh my stars Lord Mansly...

Can I swap my tea for coffee??

Sure can, Lady Shiela, care to have a hit of tequila or rum in your tea?

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Reply #97 on: October 01, 2023, 04:02:12 AM
I would also buy this place:



I have been there, been inside, and I think after I return it to what it was before the owner made it into a bnb, I want that to be the Official Kristen's Board meet up club.

And for those KB members who want to work on their tans, how about Sam Lord's Castle in Barbados?



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Reply #98 on: October 01, 2023, 04:20:33 AM
My family’s ancestral home in France.

It would make a nice BNB. 



https://www.chateaux-france.com/chateau-d-ivoy


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Reply #99 on: October 01, 2023, 04:27:09 PM




Great idea and a fabulous house, WB. But what's that poking out of the back on the righthand side. Looke a bit overkill for AC?

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about