The Cervix

[Pornhubby]

I was reading a story on ASSTR last night, and once again it progressed to a statement along the lines of “with another vigorous thrust, he penetrated her cervix and began to fuck her womb.”

Proving once again that writing a sex story has no requirement of knowing anatomy.

The cervix is a small *tight* donut shaped orifice that dilates during labor to permit birth. It is not spongy. It is not fuckable. I guess you could do someone serious physical harm with an object, but penetrating the cervix during sex is not an option. The cervix actually moves up and forward during intercourse, so the geometry doesn’t work either.

Some women enjoy cervical stimulation. Most, in my experience, do not. And a bruised cervix after a hard night of banging is *most* unpleasant I am told.

This “let’s fuck the cervix” thing is almost as irritating as stories that describe deflowering a virgin by “sliding several inches in, he encountered her hymen, the portal of her innocence.” Guys, the hymen is a membrane at the entrance to the vagina. It is not several inches inside. It is a thin tissue that surrounds the opening to the vagina. It is stretched or torn when you put a penis, dildo, or hairbrush handle in it, or even just climb a fence, ride a horse or do gymnastics. You don’t need a speculum and a flashlight to find it.

Here endeth the lesson. Until next time.

[kurious]

Here endeth the lesson. Until next time.

Well, PH, it's obvious you're not swinging a 36" long cock with an 11" diameter. If you were, you'd understand anatomy from a humble storyteller's perspective. None of that silly science shit.

[msslave]

Here endeth the lesson. Until next time.

Well, PH, it's obvious you're not swinging a 36" long cock with an 11" diameter. If you were, you'd understand anatomy from a humble storyteller's perspective. None of that silly science shit.

Good one kurious!

[Pornhubby]

My dad is an OB/GYN, so we had lots of text books, models, etc., around the house. I gave sex ed to every kid in my neighborhood, long before we had “the talk” in school.  But you know my OCD nature. It just drives me crazy to see people be so wrong about things. I guess the best sex story authors are all frustrated virgins who live in their mother’s basement.

[MissBarbara]

I was reading a story on ASSTR last night, and once again it progressed to a statement along the lines of “with another vigorous thrust, he penetrated her cervix and began to fuck her womb.”

Proving once again that writing a sex story has no requirement of knowing anatomy.

The cervix is a small *tight* donut shaped orifice that dilates during labor to permit birth. It is not spongy. It is not fuckable. I guess you could do someone serious physical harm with an object, but penetrating the cervix during sex is not an option. The cervix actually moves up and forward during intercourse, so the geometry doesn’t work either.

Some women enjoy cervical stimulation. Most, in my experience, do not. And a bruised cervix after a hard night of banging is *most* unpleasant I am told.

This “let’s fuck the cervix” thing is almost as irritating as stories that describe deflowering a virgin by “sliding several inches in, he encountered her hymen, the portal of her innocence.” Guys, the hymen is a membrane at the entrance to the vagina. It is not several inches inside. It is a thin tissue that surrounds the opening to the vagina. It is stretched or torn when you put a penis, dildo, or hairbrush handle in it, or even just climb a fence, ride a horse or do gymnastics. You don’t need a speculum and a flashlight to find it.

Here endeth the lesson. Until next time.

FWIW, this is spot on from start to finish.

The cervical opening is extremely tiny, only large enough to allow semen to enter and menstrual blood to exit. Even the thinnest penis wouldn't be able to penetrate it.

There's also the constant misuse of the word "vagina" in sex stories. Most people use the word to describe a woman's entire genital area, but the vagina is entirely internal, like a canal that ends at the cervix. When aroused, a woman's vagina if 6'-8" long, and "most" men aren't long enough to even reach to cervix.

While some women enjoy cervical stimulation (though I've never met one), that's far different from having your cervix banged against, either by a penis or a sex toy. Other women can speak to this from more experience than I, but the one time it happened to me, it was extremely painful, and a hard stop.

I've never understood the virgin fascination in sex stories, especially the "thrill" of "deflowering" a virgin. I can understand the thrill of giving a woman her first orgasm (or her first non-self-administered orgasm), but virginity has nothing to do with that.

Toe's right again: The hymen isn't like a piece of plastic wrap covering the entrance to the vagina. The hymen can be ruptured in a long list of ways other then penetrative sex, and it can also remain intact even after penetrative sex.

Okay, too much anatomy for a sex board, so I'll leave you with this: Simultaneous clitoral and vaginal stimulation, even if penetration is only a couple of inches, is one of the most amazing feelings in the world.

[Hilda]

My dad is an OB/GYN, so we had lots of text books, models, etc., around the house. I gave sex ed to every kid in my neighborhood, long before we had “the talk” in school.  But you know my OCD nature. It just drives me crazy to see people be so wrong about things. I guess the best sex story authors are all frustrated virgins who live in their mother’s basement.

You’d think that a few minutes reading up on human reproduction in biology textbooks would set most kids straight on where the sexual organs are situated and how they function. I’ve no idea how the misconceptions arise, and why they persist in this age of readily available, and often graphic, online information.

One of my relatives was also a gynaecologist. An army gynaecologist, no less. I remember him going to work in his smart army uniform. His wife was an eye surgeon with a delightfully dry sense of humour. When introducing her husband she would often add that he was hard at work on new publication entitled ‘Gynaecology for Profit and Pleasure’, or variations thereof. Hubby was skinny; wifey was chubby. They would have made a great comedy duo.

[MissBarbara]

My dad is an OB/GYN, so we had lots of text books, models, etc., around the house. I gave sex ed to every kid in my neighborhood, long before we had “the talk” in school.  But you know my OCD nature. It just drives me crazy to see people be so wrong about things. I guess the best sex story authors are all frustrated virgins who live in their mother’s basement.

You’d think that a few minutes reading up on human reproduction in biology textbooks would set most kids straight on where the sexual organs are situated and how they function. I’ve no idea how the misconceptions arise, and why they persist in this age of readily available, and often graphic, online information.

One of my relatives was also a gynaecologist. An army gynaecologist, no less. I remember him going to work in his smart army uniform. His wife was an eye surgeon with a delightfully dry sense of humour. When introducing her husband she would often add that he was hard at work on new publication entitled ‘Gynaecology for Profit and Pleasure’, or variations thereof. Hubby was skinny; wifey was chubby. They would have made a great comedy duo.

I think Toe put it best: "The best sex story authors are all frustrated virgins who live in their mother’s basement." And I assume he used the word "best" sardonically.

Meanwhile, I was recently thinking about how there's a long list of comedy duos that feature one fat person and one skinny person. Like Abbot and Costello, Laurel and Hardy, Moe and Curly (yes, I'm cheating), Chris Farley and David Spade, John Candy and Steve Martin, Jay and Silent Bob, the Blues Brothers, and those two pirates in the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies. Perhaps also Timon and Pumbaa from "The Lion King."

And in most of those examples (and I'm sure there are many others), the fat guy is the funny guy, and the slim guy is the straight man.

[Pornhubby]

I was recently thinking about how there's a long list of comedy duos that feature one fat person and one skinny person. Like Abbot and Costello, Laurel and Hardy, Moe and Curly (yes, I'm cheating), Chris Farley and David Spade, John Candy and Steve Martin, Jay and Silent Bob, the Blues Brothers, and those two pirates in the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies. Perhaps also Timon and Pumbaa from "The Lion King."

And in most of those examples (and I'm sure there are many others), the fat guy is the funny guy, and the slim guy is the straight man.

There are notable exceptions: Hope & Crosby, The Smothers Brothers, Martin & Lewis. More recently, Key & Peele.

So many great acts through the years.

[MissBarbara]

I was recently thinking about how there's a long list of comedy duos that feature one fat person and one skinny person. Like Abbot and Costello, Laurel and Hardy, Moe and Curly (yes, I'm cheating), Chris Farley and David Spade, John Candy and Steve Martin, Jay and Silent Bob, the Blues Brothers, and those two pirates in the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies. Perhaps also Timon and Pumbaa from "The Lion King."

And in most of those examples (and I'm sure there are many others), the fat guy is the funny guy, and the slim guy is the straight man.

There are notable exceptions: Hope & Crosby, The Smothers Brothers, Martin & Lewis. More recently, Key & Peele.

So many great acts through the years.

There's also the fact that Jay and Silent Bob don't fit the "fat guy is the funny guy, and the slim guy is the straight man" rule.

There's also the fact that Kevin Smith lost 120 lbs. and he's no longer "the fat guy."

[Shiela_M]

This is why I say having Ben with viagra would have killed me. I've had "my cervix punched" before in the past and it is not something I enjoyed. I have heard about women having cervical orgasms, and that thought just doesn't process for me. Not saying it isnt possible, just saying I cant wrap my head around it.

or even just climb a fence, ride a horse or do gymnastics. You don’t need a speculum and a flashlight to find it.

This actually happened with me.  My swimming and preparation for competitions was quite intense at times. I never put a brush handle or anything up there worried about the pain, but when I did lose my virginity it didnt hurt nearly as much as I thought it would, and from what I could see in that dark dugout, there wasn't any blood. There probably was, but I couldnt see any.

This kind of worried me, so I went to the nurse and she asked me a lot of questions, and then when we got onto my swimming, she explained that I probably stretched it or even partially tore it during workouts. I couldnt remember seeing any blood or anything in the shower or clothes, but I wasn't really looking either.