I’m just a polymorphic polysexual dude. I like them young and old, big and small, multi-gendered.
Definitely NOT a comment on your preferences, but when I read that line the first few chords of J. Geils' "First I Look at the Purse" rang out in my head.
Some fellas look at the eyes
Some fellas look at the nose
Some fellas look at the size
Some fellas look at the clothes
I don't care if the eyes are red
I don't care if the nose is long
I don't care if she's underfed
I don't care if her clothes are worn
First I look at the purse
Some fellas like the smiles they wear
Some fellas like the legs that's all
Some fellas like the style of their hair
Want the waist to be small
I don't care if the teeth are big
I don't care if the legs are big
I don't care if the hair's a wig
Why waste time lookin' at the waistline?
First I look at the purse