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on: September 29, 2023, 06:40:46 PM
Like I posted before I had to take some personal time to grieve my mothers death. But I have some interesting stories to post if anyone is interested in reading them.

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Reply #1 on: September 29, 2023, 07:04:02 PM
I don’t read much fiction anymore, because we banned all of the naughty topics that I enjoy. But we love to hear from you WB. I’m sure there is an audience.

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Reply #2 on: September 29, 2023, 07:28:20 PM
Like I posted before I had to take some personal time to grieve my mothers death. But I have some interesting stories to post if anyone is interested in reading them.

Welcome home.

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but they bring a smile to your face as they fall down stairs.


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Reply #3 on: September 29, 2023, 09:52:44 PM
I don’t read much fiction anymore, because we banned all of the naughty topics that I enjoy. But we love to hear from you WB. I’m sure there is an audience.

What else other than UA and zoo got banned?

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Reply #4 on: September 29, 2023, 09:53:20 PM
Like I posted before I had to take some personal time to grieve my mothers death. But I have some interesting stories to post if anyone is interested in reading them.

Welcome home.

Thanks!

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Reply #5 on: September 29, 2023, 10:17:27 PM
See, you are loved (by most anyway) So many left after the last censor.

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Reply #6 on: September 30, 2023, 12:46:15 AM

What else other than UA and zoo got banned?


UA, NC, BDSM, ZOO, INCEST.  But you can hold hands on a park bench with a 40 year old stranger. Briefly.

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Reply #7 on: September 30, 2023, 01:22:59 AM

What else other than UA and zoo got banned?


UA, NC, BDSM, ZOO, INCEST.  But you can hold hands on a park bench with a 40 year old stranger. Briefly.

I do believe the internet is becoming Spamalot, a very silly place. I get incest, though its a majorly searched category on most legit porn sites, but bdsm and nc? so no rape fantasies or leather and lace, thats where I draw the line. I mean 50 shades made many, many panties wet when it first came out. So being firm in kinky situations is a no no? there goes my story of a female ceo who dominates more than her company....

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Reply #8 on: September 30, 2023, 05:09:55 AM
Even scifi went away. My werewolf story got deleted too. I'm just waiting for masturbation with toys to be deleted as well since it isn't consensual sex with another human being.



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Reply #9 on: September 30, 2023, 06:15:14 AM
Even scifi went away. My werewolf story got deleted too. I'm just waiting for masturbation with toys to be deleted as well since it isn't consensual sex with another human being.

Why did sci fi go? I mean did you guys choose a super prude, never touched a man/woman host? Do I Need to digitize my Heavy Metal magazine collection to send to them? FFS whats next, each story must have the lights on, and fucking can only be done to make a baby?

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Reply #10 on: September 30, 2023, 08:06:40 AM
Even scifi went away. My werewolf story got deleted too. I'm just waiting for masturbation with toys to be deleted as well since it isn't consensual sex with another human being.

Sci-Fi? That must have been a tough call for the moderators. I hope you have a copy of your werewolf story.



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Reply #11 on: September 30, 2023, 12:18:16 PM


Alternative reality, fantasy and science fiction Is still available 

If anybody believes their story or another was removed in error, let me know, and we can look at it.  It was a huge undertaking , mostly by one member that volunteered, along with PH and I, and we did it mainly by reading story codes.  Reading each story in its entirety would have been impossible.   

No story was deleted.  They are in what we call The Cupboard. 

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Reply #12 on: September 30, 2023, 03:58:59 PM


Alternative reality, fantasy and science fiction Is still available 


To clarify: There really isn’t a hard and fast rule. We’ve had stories posted that involved non-consent with “under aged space aliens.” And the author said “look, it isn’t a child, it’s a space alien!“ But when the space alien had blonde ringlets, blue eyes, and white cotton panties, it was obviously a not so awkward attempt to violate the rules. So we’ve just have to read each story and make a decision based on the totality of the circumstances.

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Reply #13 on: September 30, 2023, 04:05:37 PM


Alternative reality, fantasy and science fiction Is still available 


To clarify: There really isn’t a hard and fast rule. We’ve had stories posted that involved non-consent with “under aged space aliens.” And the author said “look, it isn’t a child, it’s a space alien!“ But when the space alien had blonde ringlets, blue eyes, and white cotton panties, it was obviously a not so awkward attempt to violate the rules. So we’ve just have to read each story and make a decision based on the totality of the circumstances.

I kind of outgrew my UA writings though I do want to finish the one about the superhero boy in the hospital, I might change their ages to 17-18, unless AOC is ignored and it has to be 18. Though I will admit that the girls should be 18, due to the way I described them. But I want to make it clear I have no intentions of skirting the rules. So I will repost with the ages changed that one story.

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Reply #14 on: September 30, 2023, 04:14:55 PM
Trust me, it isn’t personal. I’ve had all my stories taken down, because I love all the forbidden topics. Reading about two adults doing it missionary style on Friday nights doesn’t really do anything for me.

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Reply #15 on: September 30, 2023, 04:17:08 PM
I do want to finish the one about the superhero boy in the hospital…

I always wondered if Superman “travels faster than the speed of light“ if he wouldn’t kill Lois Lane every time he ejaculated.

 :emot_laughing:

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Reply #16 on: September 30, 2023, 04:18:36 PM
...it isn’t personal.


It isn't.    We're doing what we have to in order to keep the board online. 

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Reply #17 on: September 30, 2023, 04:25:52 PM
...it isn’t personal.


It isn't.    We're doing what we have to in order to keep the board online. 
I do want to finish the one about the superhero boy in the hospital…

I always wondered if Superman “travels faster than the speed of light“ if he wouldn’t kill Lois Lane every time he ejaculated.

 :emot_laughing:

I am not upset in the least. It just amazes me how prudish people become in the era of tiktok vid women practically naked dancing, the movie cuties being even allowed to be made, a gay man giving the devil a lap dance, but words arranged to tell a story about a young girl finding herself sexually is obscene and not allowed? Shit. What's next, they will want to edit the sexiest scene in Sin City, the Jessica Alba cowgirl pole dance? I just think some priorities are out of whack here, not on kb, but the internet in whole.


(Fun fact: they had to mention she was 19, as her characters age in the comic was ambiguous at best. I suggest any who like comics try to find it, frank millers sin city.)

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Here is another thought experiment: Deku from my hero academia received his quirk from eating the hair from All might's head. So does that mean if he goes at it raw, every girl he fucks becomes superpowered from receiving his dna?
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Reply #18 on: October 05, 2023, 02:53:10 PM
Like I posted before I had to take some personal time to grieve my mothers death. But I have some interesting stories to post if anyone is interested in reading them.
Welcome back!  I lost my Mother several years ago.  I don't think I've accepted it yet...  :(