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It was pretty.

The glass sparkled as it fell with me from the 30th floor. I thought I had it pretty good. A successful business, a true best friend and a girlfriend I planned on asking to marry me. The ring box still clutched in my hand as I looked up at the window I was pushed from to see the two most important people in my life sneering sadistically at me, my girlfriend, well ex-girlfriend gave me a sarcastic little wave goodbye as I fell to my untimely doom. But I honestly felt nothing, except a wicked grin spread on my face as I flipped them off during my fall.

The second before my life was to end, I fell into some weird pure white water, winding up in an office of some type. The room was packed, but orderly as people and other beings were in line. At first I thought I was in hell, as it looked like some diabolically designed DMV. But it was too orderly, and snacks were being offered to those who waited in line. No one seemed tired of standing and the temperature was just right. I was the fifth human in line, as a t.v. floated to me from somewhere.

"Breaking News: The tragic death of ------- was now ruled a homicide. A month after his horrific fall, the girlfriend, and his business partner were arrested after the bank had called the police as they tried to clean out all of his accounts using fake documents....."

"In other news --------'s charity had completed its third school in the Impoverished and Wartorn ------. Now the students have a safe place to learn and get meals and medical care as the senseless war carries on."

I chuckled, and a few beings in other lines looked at me. Despite looking terrifying, the laughed too. They asked what the joke was and I explained how I got there. They nodded thoughtfully, muttering about poetic justice. My line moved forward, and after what seemed like days, or even months, it was finally my turn.

"Okay, so this is your first time here, good."

The young? woman behind the counter started her work spiel.

"Oh boy, Hey Burnice, we got at good one over here!"

She shouted to a larger woman further down the counters.

"Oh no he isn't!"

"Oh yes he is!"

This exchange lasted briefly and the woman returned to handling me.

"So here's how this works: This is your souls first death, so on top of you living a just and good life, you have options. "

She listed my options mechanically.

"One, you can return to the transmigration of souls, and be reborn in to a life you choose back on Earth."

"Two, if you are religious, you may pass on to the afterlife of your religion."

"Or three, you can be sent to a world of your choosing, where you can be anything you want. You are the first to be offered this option, as it was a fairly new addition to the choices, and also you have a righteous soul, despite the cruelty you suffered in your previous life."

"Neat, I think I want to see how far I can go in a new life elsewhere."

The lady smiled, and handed me the stack of paperwork she was filling out, anticipating that I would choose this option.

"Take this to that empty counter over there, and she will handle the rest."

She waved goodbye to me as she took the next customer. I timidly walked to the counter where a mousey looking angel with thick glasses was waiting for someone, when I must have startled her with my approach.

"Yes?"

She said as she adjusted her glasses. She looked over the paperwork I handed her, and after she looked it over very well, she excused herself to the room behind her. I could not hear anything from the other side of the door, but the wait wasn't long.

"Okay, so we have a panel of judges in that room who will help find you a world which will suit your new life. But right now, we need some further information from you. "

She handed me a small packet of paperwork to sit and fill out carefully.

The waiting area for this part of the office was well furnished, but empty. So I broken the seal on the packet and began a weird application.


After what seemed like forever, which was funny as I was sitting in literal eternity, I finished the questionnaire. It was detailed to not miss a single thing that I might want:

New Name:  (I left it blank as I knew if I was to be reincarnated in another world, I would be named by my new birth parents. I never knew my original birth parents.)

Class or Occupation: Jack of all Trades Adventurer (I did not want to be held down with only one class, I wanted to experience everything the new world had to offer.)

After that, the questionnaire moved into a morality check, and asked what I would do in certain situations. After I turned it in the angel laid out a list of skills and things I could ask for to go with me to the new world. It was starting to look like a character sheet. Of course I tossed dice and cut down goblins, DnD was really fun. So I chose the basic spells of all the schools offered, then the beginning skills for the fighter, choosing not a specific weapon, but general weapons proficiency so I wont be limited in weapons choices, and some trade skills to round it out. As for the items that would be special to me..........

After some time, my application was accepted, but the council judging added some things I missed as they finished and handed me my approved form. The angel took me to a large formal looking door, and she told me to slid the approved form in the mail slot. A second later an airline ticket like thing dropped into the basket besides the incoming mail slot.

"Your trip has been confirmed, you will leave later, as the travel network has to stabilize for connecting here to your new world. She escorted me to the out going gate, where it really did remind me of an airport. I was feeling peckish due to almost boredom, so I poked around the terminal, and after an oversized heavenly fruit drink, I found a Patty's Pretty Pretzels. I was shocked that they would have one here. Of course they had the other big name restaurants here, but Patty's was special. He would do groundkeeping work to get by as a kid at the local mall in his youth, but everyday, a nice lady from that restaurant would set aside a full pretzel combo and drink for him, for lunch.

"She died after you stopped showing up to the mall. She worked hard to achieve her dream, and her businesses were global. But she never forgot you. So when she asked what she wanted to do, she shocked us in asking to see if she can make a new chain here in the afterlife. And well, she now has forty restaurants across the omniverse. Go see her."

The angel who was now on her break spoke to me. I got up and walked to the counter, where a young woman was waiting to serve me.

"Two pretty pretzeldog combo's and two tea's"

I ordered and the woman stiffened.

"------- is that you?"

"Yeah, its me."

She cried a little. She talked to me at length, as I recounted how I was chased out of the area, because I did not want to go to an orphanage. We talked as she fried up some homemade potato chips, and finished my order.

"So are you really going to a new world?"

"Looks like it, though I doubt they will have a Patty's, Patty."

"Yeah, but try not to come back here any time soon."

"Will do. Take care of yourself Patty."

"You to --------"

I left with my food, and me and the angel ate in peace....


At the gate, the angle called for me over the PA. Everyone watched me walk to the closed gate. I was sort of a celebrity, as the first being to be fully reborn in a completely different world. I was being given the vital details of the world, Middle Ages, feudal era, no major wars, Magic and Monsters. I was going to be born into a rather large kingdom, as the nephew of the current king, son of the Duke. From birth to fourteen I will have minimal access to my skills and such, as fourteen is when most kids start working towards a trade or train to fight. But at Eighteen I will have full access to everything, even my previous life's memories. As the gate was aligning, a sinister heavily guarded gate opened. Well armed angels were pushing the souls of the damned through it. I asked as I noticed two familiar faces in the crowd.

"Oh, that's ultra hell. Think of hell from the bible, and addict it to all the heavy drugs, and steroids on Earth, and throw in a dash of the Old Gods who are now working under the big G to torment the punished for eternity, and you have a normal, typical morning there. Not a place anyone wants to go."

She spoke to me as she was helping align the portal. I had to do it. A fire risen in my soul for this. The angel looked up and nodded. She must have felt my urge. So I called out to them. They looked up in their place in line to see me standing at a nice gate, holding the second fruity drink before my trip. I smiled and waved, and their anguish was palatable. They screamed and cried for me to save them, and I just shrugged and whispered to the angel, keeping my eyes on them.

"Any chance for them to be reborn?"

"Not even if they remain mentally strong enough to survive there. That is the ultimate one way trip. No pardons, paroles or early releases."

"Damn."

"Yeah."

I waved the little wave the woman did as I fell. I couldn't hear her well, as the music of the terminal grew louder. I watched as she was stripped naked of any redeeming value, and for a moment, she was mortal again, but that was just the beginning as she was kicked into the pitch black portal, which flames belched out after each soul delivered. I heard her screams, until they were replaces with others. Fortunately I did not have time to feel bad for them, or even wonder how they ended up there, as the pure white and sky blue gate opened, and two very sexy angels stepped out to help guide me to my new life. I followed them until we were standing over a bed in a night darkened room. Below us was a man and woman in the throes of a good fucking. The second angel had a ball of light in her hand, and we followed her to the maids quarters, where a husband and wife were just about finished with their rutting, and the angel spoke to me as she began to work:

"This will be the first of your most trusted and faithful friends, or even possible lover. Take care of her, and she will do the same for you twice over."

The couple on the modest bed was spent, and the maid smiled, as she soon felt after all their attempts to bear a child, this was successful. The angel with the ball of light gently laid it upon the maids stomach, and it sank in, while glowing a happy peach colored shade of light. We returned to the master's bedroom, and right on time, the man came and his woman squealed her orgasmic bliss. I noticed I was being pulled towards the woman, and the angel tossed an orb at me, as I was being shrunk and pulled into the body of my future mother's stomach.

The last thing I seen was the angels departing as my vision went dark...

Nine months later, in the dead of winter I was reborn, along with my new friend........ 

 

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Of Armor and Assholes.



The sounds of the Royal/Noble class grunting and straining to survive was exhilarating. At the training grounds the final exam was being given, and it was a life or death test for the cushy elite in the literal sense. The school would kill those young men and women who pursued the martial education without serious dedication. There was no room in the kingdom for those who pick up a sword out of a passing fancy. However there was a crowd of women and girls watching a particular student in his final test. However, he was not in a one on one fight alone, but in a three on one death match with the esteemed heads of the Order of the Wild, a high ranking archer group, The Mistresses of Magic, the royal elite mages, and the Steel of the End, the most elite warriors, usually reserved for threats that an army found impossible to over come. The fight was about to begin, as the three masters of their crafts were preparing. The ranger had stripped all of her clothes, only donning a leather thong, her quiver and a breast plate that adequately covered her nipples. The mage burned her clothes off, revealing a modest bra and panties made of fireproof and very comfortable Lava sheep wool. The air was becoming hot around her as the air shimmered, and without any bravado or hubris the warrior chosen a weapon from the cart he pulled himself, an unwieldy hammer that looked like only the strongest man in a carnival side show could lift.

The son of the Duke had shown great potential, from his entry age of six, until now, the day of his birth and potential graduation of eighteen years. He had cleared everything the school had taught him with little effort. The word "genius" was not tossed around lightly as he even solved on of the seven problems the school had used to test for the highest aptitude. He was confident, but no conceited, and shockingly humble, for being in the direct line of succession for the throne. The girls found him easy to approach, while the boys found an adventuring friend in him. Not an unkind word was said about him, as he gave off the aura of someone who truly cared with little use for pretense.

The heavily armored proctor stepped into the ring as mages erected a five layer shield around the arena to protect the crowds and the surviving graduates. Fortunately this year everyone passed and survived, however this was the last test, and this battle was going to be intense. In the crowd a young maid shouted at the duke, and he waved to the crowds gathered to watch either his fight or execution. But the crowd was quickly silenced as a royal procession was lead to the ring as the Duke and King approached the shield.

"The Duke has something he wants to confirm before the test."

The Kings attendant spoke aloud.

The Duke hefted a great and heavy looking sword, while his son wielded a training sword of copper.

"Before you die, I want to see if you can survive this!"

But before his son could react, the scabbard of the large sword hit the ground and the Duke vanished. There was a large cloud of dust kicked up and the sound of metal hitting metal. The pressure from the swinging of the huge sword cleared the dust away to show the son holding the sharp and pointed end of the broken sword to his father's throat. The guards moved to react as the King halted them.

Wordlessly both men withdrew as the huge sword was left sticking in the ground. The son grabbed the handle, expecting it to be as heavy as it looked, but it was surprisingly easy to heft and swing. S small metallic clinking sound drew his attention to his wrist where under the gauntlet a bracelet with a chain connecting him to the pommel of the sword appeared.

"I acknowledge you as my new master."

A breathy, husky feminine voice spoke into his mind. If he thought about it, it sounded like a overly horny woman. But try as he might, he could not remove the bracelet. It was cursed to remain on him until he died. Great. The boy stepped back into the ring, where his opponents were finishing their prep. The proctor raised his hands, hoping after a boring test day, that someone would at least lose a limb. But when he signaled the fight, the son of the Duke did not move an inch. He was dangerously flanked now in a triangle. The first to make a move was the ranger firing several quick succession of volleys of arrows at the boy. The mage had fired a ground bouncing lightning bolt at him, while the warrior was aiming to crush the boy under his hammer. The crowd gasped at the overall danger the boy who did not move a single muscle was in.

BUT....

In the boy's vision, everything was slow. Instead of wasting magic to make himself stronger, he bolstered his speed and defense. The arrows if they hit would do no more than leave nasty scratches than penetrate his body. The hammer would leave a nasty knot on his head, and he would have his hair burned by the lightning. That is if he allowed any of it to connect.

His first move was to rush the most dangerous target, the mage. In a flash he was in her face delivering a solid strong blow to her solar plexus. Even with her magically enhanced defenses, the blow was enough to drop her to her knees, disrupting any further casting. The arrows were tracking his movements, just hitting where he was only by seconds. The massive hammer whizzed by his head as he rushed the already fast and agile ranger. She avoided his sword slashes, that were knocking her arrows off course. He was pressing her into defense and they both knew they would not last long in a protracted battle. She started mixing in thrown weapons among her shots, hoping to catch him off guard as he was hounding her relentlessly. There was no trees or cover of any kind, except by the hulking armored beast of a warrior, and the ranger darted to behind her would be savior.

The mage could not get up. It was as if her body rejected any of her orders. She realized too late that the boy had laced his punch with magic and it stopped her effectively, so she sat in her underwear pouting as she watched her two companions tag team the boy.

The ranger alighted herself on the warriors armor. From her position, she had perfect coverage of the boy, who was busy with her and the hammer. The mage was not backing them up which means they had to finish this in time for the stew lunch at their favorite tavern. She ducked to avoid the pressure of the boy's slash, the hammer did not fare so well, as its handle was gashed in a spot. But she took advantage of the boy's wild swing to reach for her good arrows, and found...

Nothing.

Her quiver was being trampled on by the warrior as he was backing up to avoid the reckless slashes. Slashes that spoke of absolutely no sword training at all. Sure, the boy must be scared to forget his his training. The ranger had a little sympathy for the scared son of the Duke. But there were others in the line for the throne so his death would not affect it much. It was not like the school wanted to kill its student graduates, but this world was harsh and cruel, and just because it was at peace, did not mean the world would not chew them up in a heartbeat. Separating the wheat from the chaff, so to speak. However...

The mage finally found her voice. She could see the magic forming along the huge swords edge. To her the boy was toying with them, waiting for his magic to settle in place.

"DODGE HIS NEXT SWING!!!!!"

She yelled too late as the warrior and ranger combo advanced on the boy, now within his slashing range. It was a clean slash, but even with the parry, it was over for them. The huge slash spun the boy around as the edge cleanly cut through the armor, and finished the hammer off. The warriors armor fell off his body to reveal that it was a woman, whose breasts were exposed to the world, as the slash knocked her back, which trapped the leg of the ranger under the armor. Fortune smiled on the pair, as there was no serious injury. But the warrior and ranger were down and out. Even her bow was broken. But a barrage of fireballs aimed for his head let him know he was far from done.

His magic was low, and the wild swings left him tired. So he used a trick he created for hunting. As long as he sees his prey, this will work.

He stomped his foot, and the mage who was struggling to remain standing as the effects of his punch were wearing off. She was surprised as she was launched into the air. He used the last of his speed to make it under her. Normally he would either kill his target in the air, or if it was small enough he would catch it and break its neck, but he settled for kicking her dropped staff away and catching her in his arms.

The victory was his. He was still carrying the mage when the sword vanished. He held her under his arm as his buddies and fans rushed him. The various instructors and officials looked over the cut armor, and sure enough it was a clean cut. If the boy had not held back, the warrior would have lost her life. Laughing at their situation, the two women spoke in unison:

"I want to marry him!"

The mage was thinking the same thing as she was being carried like luggage. She was not really a high ranking member of the mages, selected to do this because the others were too busy. She resigned herself to her fate of being luggage, and whatever whims this boy may have. She long gave up any notion of modesty or virtue. She forfeited that when she tried to burn off his face. Even in her nicest protective underwear she felt no shame as no one was really paying attention to her.

"Umm."

The crowd was celebrating as she tried to get his attention.

"Yes?"

"Hi. Um I need the restroom."

He nodded and carried her to the training fields outhouse. He let her go, and she ran in on wobbly legs. He waited as his friends were talking. She came out, cast a spell on her hands and slumped over. He deftly picked her up again. This day was strange enough, and questioning why the son of the Duke was carrying a mage of the highest order like luggage seemed to be of little importance. The girls of the crowd wanted to know what she done so they too could get carried like that, in his strong, capable arms. A classmate asked about it.

"She knows what she did."

"I do."

"Trying to erase me beyond ashes is a no-no."

"Yes."

The barrage of fireballs was not normal. They were insidious for the fact that not only did they bypass any form of defense, but they obliterated whatever they hit and anything around it until the magic was spent. Not a good spell for an arena fight. If the crowds knew she was going full lethal, they would have her lynched and hung. But he was not out to ruin her life. It was lucky he added a magic null barrier to the protections of the arena beforehand, as a precaution to him going all out.

So the day was spent with her under his arm, and the classes partying. Tomorrow until graduation day was study halls and make up days.

Of course she was going to be his luggage, as by the end of the day, she was starting to get off on being carried. She prayed no one noticed the small leak of her honey from between her legs.

That night....

In the wild, unclaimed lands across the ocean, where empires rose and fell, nothing remains there of any civilized form of life. The continent was called lost, as no one in their right minds would try and live there. Sure there were colonies from the many kingdoms from elsewhere, but none survived longer than a year. It was a lost cause to live there, and even worse to try and take it for ones self. An ancient ruin, long stripped of anything valuable, a stone dial relief turned, and locked into place. The room's walls with its intricate carvings started to light up. The dark purple glow scared some monsters using the room as a nest, and a portal opened in the center, and a black armored figure stepped out, followed by a legion of warriors. It reaching a rising pedestal, and placed a blood red crystal on it. Soon the ruins glowed to life, repairing itself and killing the monsters that made it their home. The army of workers that followed began their labor, making their ancient citadel functional again. That night, everything living within three miles of the ruins would be killed to feed a long lost war machine, the likes the world had forgotten it barely drove out.

In the Duke's apartment a maid and a mage were in the middle of an important discussion. The mage's life now belonged to the boy. The kingdom's rules of war applied even to the the final exam of the school, a single, simple rule. "if you can kill a thing, you own the thing." That is why most of the graduates will move on to military service, before they take up their titles, to receive further training from the warriors who fought them in their final test. However, the Duke's son was exempt from military service, and everyone knew it. Not because of his father's influence, but because the royal family already had enough son's joining the ranks of the military this year, and unfortunately they needed as survivor to maintain the bloodline. Not that he minded, as he wanted to go exploring before settling down to fully push papers, manage territories and genuinely live a quiet life of service to the throne.

But in his bedroom, he was aching. He really pushed himself too far, and a mana and herb infused hot water bath was the ticket. He did not know the storms that were about to crash down on his head, and the first gust of wind was approaching his door...

The large Ogre woman, who looked like a normal woman, just taller and stronger, was carrying two kegs of fine wine, while the ranger had caught some blood rabbits and a lust snake, which would make a very fine meal for what the three had planned.

The maid let the two women in, and all four started to chat as they worked on the lavish meal to celebrate the son's passing the final exam. Sadly the armor could not be repaired, as it was made from an exceptionally strong metal.

This society, men and women were equal in everything but matters of relations and love. Monogamy was a passing fad, as in this world, death was less than a heartbeat away, so women world wide expected, and even demanded a strong man spread his seed far and wide. Any notions of exclusivity was seen as a direct, and deadly insult to women. Yes they fell in love and wanted the man for themselves, so instead of trapping him, the notion of capturing his first, or being the first in his group to bed him was the accepted norm to end hostility. Dates were solo affairs, to show favor, but it is said a man is nothing more than a breeding accessory to a group of any number of women. Love is love, but losing out on good stock is worse than the pain of being cheated on.

So tonight, the maid forgot her place. She was trained since birth to serve the son of the Duke. She felt a strong connection to him, to the point that there was almost never a night that she did not work herself to a sloppy mess with her fingers at the thought of what he could do to her body. Of course she had seen him naked enough to know every inch of that delicious looking cock, that would bounce as she helped him dress in the morning. But his station would not allow for relations with her. And if he did knock her up, she would have to resign as his maid, and leave his service unless she took a side step in her life to be his concubine. His father weekly receives marriage invites, stacks of them. Any marriage he is involved in would purely be both social and political. And she would automatically become his first. The maid hoped the woman he has to marry would be a kind and caring woman, to allow her to stop being his maid, to be a concubine. She loved being close to him as a maid, but her body screamed for more.

A saying in maid training "The cute maid gets laid." is both a welcomed thing but also a warning. It was not a secret that powerful men and women bedded their maids often. A woman in the mood once laid out an entire staff of maids in a single evening. That was the Dukes wife. This is what the son was born into. So as he washed himself, after he locked is childhood friend and maid out of his room, he dressed in his casual clothing. He was a man now, and could bathe himself. He felt it quite foolish to have someone wash him. He stepped out of the bedroom, and the apartment near the school smelled so good, his stomach cried out for the food. Noises from the kitchen were common, as he sat on his plush couch with a book, waiting for his meal.

The four women, all in summer maids uniforms, which on the Ogress looked downright scandalous, seated him at the table, and served him his dinner, and they too joined him, The meal was a wonderful but jaded affair, once he learned their true intentions. He was going to be all of their husbands. They knew it was a pipe dream, but they were going to try, even his now slightly drunk maid. All of the food was geared towards making a night of passionate sex better. The ranger even passed out small bottles of a white liquid to the others. That was the reigning contraception of the world. It worked horrifically well. Drink it, and you cant get pregnant for an entire cycle. It was great for trysts, but horrible if you are actually wanting to make kids later. If a man drinks it, he becomes sterile for a cycle too. Men choose not to drink it, because to men it takes like shit three times reheated.

Once everyone was full, the dishes cleared, and before even being invited, the Ogress carried the boy to his room, as her companions followed.

"Ladies, lets see what we are working with. I am not expecting much, from a human man, but maybe he knows things to satisfy."

The ogress spoke, trying to rile him up. But when his pants are were removed things got intensely real. So real, the ranger leapt from the third floor, and returned shortly after, to measure his cock. She grew fearful. The ogress sensing her friends distress looked down at his package and snorted fearfully too. She was a pure maiden of an ogress, the only cocks she seen were her male relatives when they would bathe as a family. So when his weapon was revealed, she grew afraid of the damage it would do to her maidenhood. The maid and the others, minus the mage, who found herself under his arm again were preparing the bed as from her position she could play with his magic staff.

The night was just getting started......

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The next morning....

 

Medics from the regiment had to be called in, as the Duke's son's apartment was nearly obliterated. The lovemaking started just shy of eleven bells and ended as the first laborers made their weary way to the inn for a breakfast. Even the Ogress pleaded for mercy, as she broke through the outer wall. His thrusting was powerful. So much so, that she felt every inch of his cock drill into her depths. She doubted that even an ogre can satisfy her now.

Four women were carried off on stretchers, leaving a despondent, yet well fucked ducal son to find his uniform in the mess of his once nice apartment.......

Last Week of school.

My legs are shaky, as I walk through the gates. Word had traveled on the wings of angels and now everyone looked at me with a mixture of admiration, lust, and curiosity. The more steadfast ladies gave me puzzled looks, as if to try and understand what I did to earn such gossip. First class was Statesmanship, and of course I had passed. But this was the last week, mostly to review and complete the courses. I stretched and yawned in my seat, as it was still minutes before the teacher arrived.

"Oi, look who it is, its Homewrecker!"

"Who would have thought it, the Duke's son was a demolitions man?"

Snarl and Jasp, two of my closest friends in the purest sense of the word. Though officially they are commoners, I had snuck out of the manor plenty of times to get into trouble with them growing up, They relentlessly ribbed me, and I laughed.

"Good thing we are men, Jasp"

"Eh hehehe."

Other students entered, passing us by, and looking at me with smirks. I got along fondly with this class. Not to say I was wanting to be popular, but at least there were no knives in my back from this lot. Soon the professor entered, with her stately, yet demure dress, and she stood behind her pulpit and started her lecture...

"Lese Majeste" or To insult the ruling class is a grave crime even among royalty. It is often attached to treason. There is a huge difference between not liking a ruler's policy, and not liking the ruler themselves. This country is slightly more lax with it, but there is a line between being disgruntled and being outright rebellious. Lord Callios, please share your thoughts on Lese Majeste."

Snarl jabbed my ribs.

Oh crap that is me. Lord Callios Mephis Steelfist. I rose to speak when.....


"EVERYONE DOWN, HE'S GONNA WRECK THE PLACE!!"

Everyone started to play duck, and the professor smirked, both irritated and slightly amused at the joke.

"That right there. That is the prime example of Lese Majeste. Please set a good example by offering your heads to the Lord."

"Ha ha ha. No need for that, I am in no position of power yet."

The mood grew heavier as the room realized that I was a true royal, and they did just infact gravely insult me. I had enough sense to calm them, as they would have been executed, had any of my retainers been present. It took a fight and a half to have my privacy at school.

"While it could be a grave insult, I think that it falls on the ruling class to determine fairly if its just a bit of biting rhetoric or an actual threat to the powers that be. I believe that a ruler must have both a thick skin and kind heart to lead."

The class droned on and ended when the bell struck nine rings. As the coaches and trainers were returned to the military, the training classes were finished for the year. So I found myself in the library brushing up on some interesting rumors and legends. Word around the town has it that the old Sephas dungeon has awoken again. Once the most dangerous dungeon, now a hideout for bandits and rebels had grown active again. But can the words of half crazed bandits be trusted? I marked down the location, though I knew it was in the Deadman's swamps. I would need a party to venture to it.

I passed the rest of the day reading and classes. The week turned out slightly boring, as the rumors of my late night activities grew to the point I was both idolized and vilified.

Graduation day.

I was standing with my class, normally I would have had to wear my royal regalia, but the school prioritized a strict separation from the government, despite being funded entirely by the government. So in my gown I accepted my diploma and the signet ring showing that I am in fact a graduate of the school. Once the pomp and fanfare was done, my father, the Duke invited me and my friends to the grand graduation party. He was a stern man, but inside, he was a dotting, kind father. He knew most of my friends would not be able to celebrate their graduation. So that night we ate and drank, and had a truly wonderful time.

But when the dawn broke...

I just could not sleep. Something had me feeling bad. I thought it might have been the overindulging at the party, but this was something very different. Something was going on and it was a dire threat.



Outside the city, a small farming and lumber village.


The warning bells were rung too late, as the entire village was on fire. Something shrouded in mists and unseen had decimated half of the sleepy village. The guards sent the children and women ahead in wagons, as blast after blast rocked the village. A guardswoman, mostly in name alone, rode as hard as she could for the city. She had to get soldiers there quickly or the kingdom could fall. Her horse, spent, died at the walled citie's gates, sending her toppling off and rolling on the ground. Shaken, but still awake, she screamed at the gate guards about the approaching threat....

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The besieged village was barely an hour's walk away from the city, but now the inferno and sounds of battle were heard at the guards towers. Alarms rang out through the city, rousing the general infantry garrisoned in the city, along with the adventurers who were sleeping at the guild hall. The Duke's son was also forced awake as he was officially for the next month and a half a conscripted member of the of the military. Despite his position, I and my father fought the honorary titles, settling for me to earn my own valor. But the word of my test and scores made it way through and up the chain of command so when a tactician position was opened, I refused. The general looked at me as if I had gone completely mad.

"No, sir. I can and will fight with the men."

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I wished I kept my fucking mouth shut.

I was with my unit, the front line defenders. Our main job was to fight the thing and keep it from advancing. But that was easier said than done as the magically enhanced tower shield I am currently using is now heavier than I can actually hold. The magic spell was cast to make a wall of the shields. However it came with a high cost. Any massive AOE spells or attacks would bleed over if sufficiently powerful enough. We had just lost Harmon, a career soldier, a triple veteran, and highly skilled fighter. He was incinerated by a huge blast of lava from the thing's mist shroud. We were holding the line, as the frontal assault team were launching themselves into the mist, using magic. But that turned out to be both insanely futile and horribly fatal as what sprang back out was half burned corpses, barely even breathing. The best of the kingdom was being bested very easily. Some tragically frightened infantrymen threw their weapons down to run away, before being cut down by a blast of fire. They did not even have a moment to scream.

But as soon as it taken its attention off of the defenders and their shield that is keeping it in place, more shield men would show up and soon the wall of shields were linked, and taller than the beast itself.

I let go of my shield, because it was now fully linked in the sequence. There was a purposeful gap, though a small one, in the formation to allow mages and archers to launch their assaults. Magic was not really my thing, though I am proficient in it, I have not bothered to train it past the advanced level required for graduation. I started casting a beautifully large wave of freezing ice, to see if it would do anything other than piss it off and put its entire attention on me. But it did do something. It put out all the flames in the area, and made the thing roar. I had barely seconds to throw up a plug for that hole before ultra hot magma would bake me quite well.

The freeze was assisting in hold it still, but as for how effective it was in harming it, I could not see past the mist. But the mist had changed color to more of a dingy white, than the stone grey it was earlier. Its counters were becoming slower as everything the city had to defend itself was brought to bare against it. A huge fully armored warrior, I recognized as Halse the Ogress pushed her way through the shields, wielding a new hammer. This thing looked like something that could smash a mountain down in a few swings. She hefted it as if it was a child's toy. She spoke some words, and her boots glowed. I fully figured if she used that against me, I would have been dead. She charged forward, leaving a trail of blue lightning in her wake. She vanished into the mist, and sounds of combat were raging, then the eerie quite returned as she was thrown out of the mist, impaled as if she were a tailor's pin cushion. I screamed as I broke through the formation, as the superiors were screaming at me to get back in line.

She was gasping and spewing blood through the mouth vent of her helmets mask. She tried to touch me, but she hadn't the strength to even lift her heavily armored arm. The lava spikes in her body were cooling rapidly, preventing her from regenerating. The armor would have healed her to a less critical state, while her racial abilities would have healed her to a state where she would be fine with rest. I started to pull at the spikes, but all I was doing was adding to her torment. A cleric ran to me with her squad, and a rain of lethal molten stone was blocked barely by her shield. The group carried her off back behind the defensive wall of shields.

Something in me snapped as I watched classmates who were also forced into military service were being decimated by this thing. People I laughed with and cried with were dying to something unknown.


"[Skill Unlock: Enemy lock on.]"
"[Skill Unlock: Stat swap boost]"
"[Skill Unlock: Rage of the Berserk]"
"[Skill Unlock: All or Nothing]"
"[Skill Unlock: Wrath of the Just God]"

"Skill: Enemy lock on: Allows the user to pinpoint the exact position of enemies, even if its vision is obscured, or the target is concealed."
"Skill: Stat Swap Boost: Allows user to temporarily swap or reassign points in a stat to boost other stats. Warning, a stat cannot be lower than one percent of its original score."
"Skill: Rage of the Berserk: Grants user a tremendous boost in attack, at the cost of Defense and Agility. Current Duration: thirty seconds. After use, user will reach maximum exhaustion."
"Skill: All or Nothing: Grants user a boost to all stats for one attack, bypasses statuses and conditions, at the cost of users entire mana pool. A risky gamble, as if it fails user will be left helpless."
"Skill: Wrath of the Just God: Removes illusions, statuses, conditions. Instantly kills anything weaker than the user, and negates any magic within its field. May cost the user its life."

"Sword level one: Sword of the Guiding Light"

The sword was speaking to me in the moment of my rage. I was receiving abilities and trying to figure this all out. But I did not have time for this. The monster was through playing with the foot soldiers and found me to be a suitable toy. But using my skills allowed me to see that it was multiple monsters, as Enemy Lock On was active. The sword now in my hands was not the sword I tested with. It was heavier, and shined along its center I recklessly charged into the mist....

Inside the mist I could see the first target as I swung the sword, blowing away some of the mist. The attack connected, but the damage was just a cut to the flying red child sized demon in the mist. I wounded it, but doubted it was a fatal wound. I activated Stat swap boost, and put wall but a few points of my intelligence and wisdom into my attack and defense. I charged in further, as the group of them were linked together firing barrages of the molten rock. I swung at the defending demons, flying around the core group. Two were cut down with a major swing of my sword. I was growing tired, and very tired of this.

I had fought and fought, and finally whittled away at the remaining defending demons, though the core attacking had yet to notice. Inside the group was a floating grotesque fetus looking demon. I swung and could not get past the attackers. I would cut one down, and three would take their place, seemingly oblivious to my attempts to murder them all. I activated the Rage skill, and I felt the sword grow lighter, and my vision darkened with a tint of red. I charged forward as tiny blobs of lava were being fired at me. My armor was holding up to this attack, but not by much, the leather used was resistant to fire, but not fireproof. Every shot stung like a bee, but I pressed on, losing my common sense with each step.

The wounds I was taking was getting much worse. I was almost unable to move as the attackers brought their entire focus on me. I willingly gave up my mana pool to use All or Nothing. It was not like healing magic was going to do a whole lot if the wounds are greater than the healing spell could handle. I felt heavy. The nimbleness I felt as a youth faded away. Each step was a struggle to remain upright. The demon things attacks were becoming erratic as while Rage was active still, I put all or nothing into Attack and Defense. Soon the scorching little blobs stopped hurt a little, but not enough to drop me.

The little demons soon fell to my brutal attacks. Time was ticking down and nothing I did was getting through to the demon fetus baby thing. The sword was screaming at me to use the Wrath skill. But I hesitated and paid dearly for it as my arm flew off. I snapped out of the stupor, my arm was still attached. I could see and feel my body being torn to shreds, as the wave after wave of a psychic assault washed over me. I did not want to die, not here nor now, but this thing was terrifying and it was ready to lay waste to every living thing within miles of it. I felt a gentle calm as I poured my every wish into the sword. Like a prayer I chanted for Wrath.

The cloudy, ash filled sky cleared as a massive ball of light, like a raindrop fell upon the protective barriers of the Demon fetus thing. Its illusions faded, as the mist was just gone. Rage ended. Everything I used ended, but the exhaustion never happened. Before this massive ball of light that had even stopped the spawning of more of those demon children things, I felt like I was on trial. I was being sized up and the monsters focus was fully on the light. I could not see very well, but something like a finger pointed at the giant demon fetus, and boomed out loud "Guilty."

In a flash the light was gone. The Demon fetus thing no longer had any protection. It wailed and screamed, but the effects were not triggering. I staggered with my sword, and I rushed in to deliver the Coup de Grace. My sword slicing through this thing made the most sickening noises. Unlike its servants, who I barely felt the blade slice through, this thing was absolutely disgusting to kill. It fell with a nasty plop after I decided to behead it than cut it into two.

The dawn was breaking as I was covered in demon Ichor as the sword vanished from my grip, toppling me off balance and sending me to the ground like a drunk who drank a full barrel. I closed my eyes as my body refused to move any more........

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Of Considerations and Consequences......



I am now kneeling before the king and his family. The crowd assembled was deathly silent as they looked at me with what I felt was disdain and disgust. I spent a full week in the infirmary, in a dead sleep. Halse made a full and quick recovery, despite the pains of our first night together lingering. The Command General of the Allied military was motioned to bring forth the charges against me. But before he could speak, he spoke a moment out of turn...

"Your Highness, while it was a serious crime of Dereliction of Duty, and grievous Ignoring of Direct Orders, We on behalf of the military plea on his behalf of his character during the battle. While he did willfully ignore a direct order, he did so to rescue one of our most valuable asset, and in the process of doing so, killed a Profane Beast."

There was a collective gasp from the crowd, loud enough for the king to silence them with the wave of his hand. A Profane Beast would normally spell the apocalypse for a small country, not easily defeated, but also ranked as an extremely deadly beast. There were now looks of appreciation from the crowd, mixed with their anger at my crimes. The King motioned to speak.

"I have noted this. But the only crime I can actually punish him for is the Willful Ignorance of the value of ones life. It is true he did save the kingdom and a friends life, but on the other side of the coin, what would have happened if he had died? So how does one punish this?"

After the king had spoken, a loud murmur grew in the audience. His parents watched their son fearfully. The crime he was actually answering for was normally punished with the criminal's own head as an example to value one's life in all situations. Especially the son of a Duke. That is, not to act rashly or foolishly. Saving others is a strict part of the Noblesse Oblige, but against an unknown foe, it is almost damnable. While he was so full of pride for his son, he was also greatly disappointed in his rashness. He hugged his wife closely, awaiting the outcome of the fate of their only son.

"I have it."

The king proclaimed. He motioned for his advisor to approach. He handed the king a scroll, and after a quick look over, he rolled it back up and handed it to the advisor.

"Young Duke. I hereby sentence you to investigate and solve the problems of the Barcovia Barony. They have reported that their taxes are delayed to rampant monster attacks, and I want you to report to Fort Dwarvehammer, as you will now be tasked by me to get to the bottom of the missing taxes and monster attacks. Something is not right here and the Crown obliges you to investigate. Do not return here until the matter is fully solved. Rise."

I rose. A medal was placed around my neck.

"On the other hand, I humbly thank you for saving the kingdom. While normally you would be severely punished for your actions, I cannot do so in good faith of the people."

While the king spoke, the queen and princess was fanning themselves. However, it was a barely concealed ploy for the princess, who was in this years graduating class, who found a hard fondness for the son of the Duke, to make eyes at the young man wearing the medal of valor. Her mother, the queen obviously knew her daughters feelings could only conceal the rolling of her eyes as a spring love blossomed in her daughters chest. She knew her daughter would make a huge scene if her father had executed the boy. So she let the girl fall madly in love, as he was a better choice among the other rich swine fighting for her hand.


The Barcovian Barony.


The sun was shining on the orchards of grapes. The birds were trysting, and the workers were putting their all into producing the finest wines. There was no sign of any monster attacks, nor have their been any since the great war. The entire fiefdom was as peaceful as peaceful gets, to the point even the lowly goblins work hard to civilize even their most backwards kind. Work was hard, food plentiful and no one, short of those who could not work honestly did without. But this was all a beautiful lie. While the people looked content at their positions, underneath was a torrid current of animosity so deep that like a room of powder kegs so dry, that even a small spark could blow the whole thing up. The poor and homeless were no where to be seen, as they were forced to live in nice looking homes, in large groups and the conditions were worse than a shanty. The homeless were made into legal slaves, sold to business as cheap and disposable labor. Slavery was very much legal here, despite it being outlawed by the entire kingdom. But it was the best threat to keep the masses in line. Anyone could become a slave for anything. Not pay your incredibly high taxes? Property of the state. Refuse the advances of someone in a better position than you? Property of the state.

So while it looked idyllic on the outside, inside it was a rotten, festering tumor of corruption.

"Sire, the king sends word that he is sending a representative to asses the monster threat and aid us in our time of need."

"So?"

The Baron, who was eating his lunch on the back of a nude woman, who was once a powerful aristocrat. Fortunately this time was finger foods. She was raised up enough to let her tits hang down. He would reach under her an cruelly pinch and twist a nipple.

"So, sir, what if he discovers the lie?"

"He wont live long enough to even enter the gates. Have the boys ambush him on the road and kill him. Make it look like a tragic monster attack."

"Yes, sir."

"Who is this sniveling snitch?"

"The son of the Duke."

The Baron froze. His son is deformed because of that arrogant prick. The attack on the kingdom from a Profane Beast was supposed to be his son's moment to shine. But because the Duke's son was so gallant, his own son was forced to try something so rash, and got himself nearly killed. It would take years for his son to heal enough to return to a shadow of normal. Now fate has dropped a new toy in his lap, and the son of his most hated enemy no less....

The Baron picked up a carrot like object. It was time to defile her some more. She is so close to being broken, that he can almost taste her submission, which sadly will be the last day she lives. He only lives to break his toys in new and exciting ways. The carrot slid in easily and she moaned out. He began to pump the carrot in and out of her earnestly.

 

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The Grapes of Greed and Lust....

The carriage ride was tediously long. He would have enjoyed a hay wagon ride more. In the carriage was some people heading to the Barony. The Son of the Duke ride in a normal wagon like a commoner was so unheard of, it was almost criminal. So the master of transports had arranged a carriage fit for the son of the Duke. This was an extra long carriage with a privet in the rear, and a small concessions counter where snacks and drinks could be purchased. The horses pulling it were of course magically enhanced to endure the strain as it would take a full day to reach the Barony. 

I was feeling odd as I sat by the two men whom I shared a brotherly bond with. We officially formed a party as per the rules, with the Royal Adventurers Guild, because they were not royal or noble. There is a normal guild, for the common folk, but this guild was primarily made to save the idiot upper class who grew bored and fancied an adventure. The party, now called "The Brotherhood of the Skirt." left the city, after stocking up on provisions. Something told me I would need all the help I could get with this. I decided to quietly nap after a light lunch of meat buns and some juice. I closed my eyes and I was shunted into a dark space.

Time or space did not matter here as I floated on the border of reality and the void. The only light came from my status board that floated before me. I had noticed my stats had increased, as a voice mumbled to the point where I could not understand. Then a burst of pain tore through my body as once greyed out skills lit up and my body started to adapt to the changes the stats and skills were creating in me. I screamed out in the empty space as knowledge flooded my brain. Once the last change happened I started hearing the distinct sound of metal on metal and was jolted awake.

I woke with a start as the wagon had stopped and the shouts of the caravan guards joining the battle outside. But the oddity that concerned me was a knapsack in my lap. I carefully opened it, as memories were settling down in my brain. This was the stuff I chosen before I was born. I added the knapsack to the rest of my gear. An arrow struck the window frame inches from my face. I nodded to my friends Snarl and Jasp, who drew their own weapons. We exited the carriage from the rear cargo door, and tried to stay out of sight as we took defensive positions. The enemy would not be so generous to give us time to prepare, so we of course had to think on our feet as the weird versions of common monsters were attacking the guards oddly.

A minotaurus would never use a bow, as they are more adept at melee than ranged. A large slime was throwing lightning bolts as a shadowy troll was healing his allies. Pinned down by archers, we watched as a large black boar charged weirdly down the hill. It moved like it did not know how to turn to avoid the trees, opting to barrel right through them. We had seconds before the boar would run us down. but as soon as my sword would cut the boar down in its charge, my sword sliced nothing as it passed through the caravan, only shoving a cargo wagon out of its way as it ran by.

Something was most peculiar as my head started to hurt. I closed my eyes as a single word glowed.

Dispel.

As I shaped the spell, it became easy to understand the inner workings of the rune lines that made up the spell. The magic circle below me grew until everything on the road was caught in it. For a single moment everything stood still as I whispered the word...."Dispel"

In a blinding flash of light reality righted itself as the "monsters" illusions vanished, revealing high ranking members of the Baron's soldiers. The giant boar turned out to be an armored slave transport wagon, the nude women inside were used as bait for high level monsters that lived deep in the woods. The guards with the help of my party and I slew the false bandits. We freed the bait girls, and told them to run for the border of the Barony. They thanked us and ran off.

I staggered as if I drank too much, but soon the feeling passed. Once everyone settled down, we continued our trip until the sun was almost fully down, in which we set up camp next to the river close to the road. While I desired a bath after combat, It did not take long for us to discover why the river was not a good bathing spot, as in it swam legions of Glowhooks. Long, skinny parasites that travel in rivers to breed in the still waters of the swamp to the west. Considered a minor threat, not even a problem if you stay out of the water, but they have the annoying ability to mesmerize you into going into the water, where they will find a way into your body, kill you, and use your body to get to a new source of still water, where they will breed and eat the rest of you till not even a bone is left. Harmless on land, but still a nasty creature. So we settled to sleep in our seats and await the carriages departure. Late morning found us passing the first gate into the Barony. Our papers checked, we were cleared to enter.

Something seemed weird.

The solid stone walls of the gate were marred on both sides. A clue I could not miss, as I noticed the blackened pock marks on the land, but none of the fields were damaged, and there was no sense of terrified urgency of a place under continuous attacks. Even the heavy steel doors of the gate remained almost brand new looking. I started taking mental notes as the carriage approached the second gates, where we were to depart to meed with the ride to take us to the town where the Baron is stationed. But it wasn't until dusk when the carriage arrived to take us to the town. We passed groups of men guiding wagons laden with logs to the staging area near the lumber mill. The scene seemed idyllic as the carriage rumbled up the hill towards the estate of the Baron.


The Estate.

"Sire, the men failed to kill the Duke's son. The reports said that he used magic to break our illusion magics."

"Damn him. How much more is he planning to rob me of?"

"He is almost here, shall I prepare to receive them?"

"Yes, tonight will be such a tragedy for the dear Duke."

The fat man covered in the filthy excess of wealth in the form of rare jewelry made from the rarest metals. The stones shimmered sinfully in the light of the magic stones in the room. If all goes as planned this time, the duchy- no, the entire kingdom will be his to wring every ounce of wealth from. And all it would cost him was his useless daughter......
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