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Lauren

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on: September 08, 2024, 02:40:35 PM
Lauren isn't my real name. I appropriated it from a young model who, about twenty years ago, did three or four photoshoots then disappeared without trace. She was tall, slender, blonde and beautiful — everything that I am not.

As a writer I'm intrigued by the challenge of incorporating explicit sex in mainstream novels and the difficulty of adding an emotional dimension to short-form erotica.

I have a shallow personality, suffer from situational depression, and have no sense of humor. I don't watch television, don't use a cellphone, and don't do social media. Neither have I any interest in word games, sports, politics, or other popular topics.

In short, I'm a crushing bore, but after lurking for over a week I felt I should introduce myself.  :facepalm:

L.



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Reply #1 on: September 08, 2024, 03:01:26 PM
Hi L.

There is room here for you, you will not be judged but welcomed to participate at whatever level you wish.

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Reply #2 on: September 08, 2024, 03:04:54 PM
Welcome to KB, Lauren. Enjoy KB!

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Reply #3 on: September 08, 2024, 06:30:43 PM
Hi Lauren and welcome to KB. Hope you'll treat us to some of your writing.

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Reply #4 on: September 08, 2024, 07:01:09 PM
Welcome Lauren.

Always glad to see a new member joining, even if they believe themselve to be a "bore". I hope you find some enjoyment poking around our little corner of the interweb.



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Reply #5 on: September 09, 2024, 01:08:49 AM
Welcome!!!

I doubt you are a bore! That was an honest and interesting introduction!! Enjoy your time here.



Lauren

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Reply #6 on: September 11, 2024, 12:34:37 PM
Thank you, everyone, for the warm welcome. I wasn't expecting so many responses to my first post.

I'll drop by from time to time and will chip in whenever I can.

 :emot_kiss:



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Reply #7 on: September 19, 2024, 06:13:29 PM
Welcome Lauren! And enjoy yourself! Let me know if you have any questions or if I can be of assistance! 

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Sorry for the late greetings. I was sick last week and think I missed you.

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Reply #8 on: September 19, 2024, 11:29:14 PM
Welcome to KB.

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