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on: November 28, 2010, 07:15:21 PM
Is our Admin trying to find himself? A Sheriff for a very long time.  Then an old goat for a short time. Now bad Santa?



To the wonderful ladies of KB - if bad Santa asks you to sit on his lap or reach into his bag of toys, beware.  ;D ;D

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Reply #1 on: November 28, 2010, 09:22:37 PM
I just thought I'd get in before someone else got him, the goat was on borrowed time, he's now very hot curry for Staci, its strange to an Englishman how you American's seem to have a habit of leaving the e off your female names, but I have to say it does have the strange effect of making them seem cuter.
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Reply #2 on: November 29, 2010, 03:54:03 AM
Hey...
This kinda sounds like me.
However, I don't smoke...welll that much anyway.
Yes, I do like to give candy to little boys...especially little girls that are sisters.


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Reply #3 on: November 29, 2010, 09:54:22 AM
Well actually we don't have Santa in my country nor in Holland, we have Saint-Nicolas aka Sinterklaas who brings toys for all the children that behaved (so none for us pervs LOL) He arrives in Rotterdam with his steamboat full of presents, chocolate, candy and mandarins from Spain, accompanied by his helpers who are called Black Petes. In the night of 5 to 6th December he delivers all the presents through the chimneys while riding on his white horse.
I never liked sitting on his lap though, he smelled funny  :emot_laughing:

 
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Reply #4 on: November 29, 2010, 01:04:30 PM
   "why do they call his helpers black petes?"  the blonde wonders

Some people are like the 'slinky'. Not really good for much,
but they bring a smile to your face as they fall down stairs.

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Reply #5 on: November 29, 2010, 01:05:06 PM
Thank you, Bexy. Santa's steamboat, lol.

Some people are like the 'slinky'. Not really good for much,
but they bring a smile to your face as they fall down stairs.

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Reply #6 on: November 29, 2010, 06:31:10 PM
Quote from: joan1984 on November 29, 2010, 01:04:30 PM
   "why do they call his helpers black petes?"  the blonde wonders

Guess their faces and hands weren't the only thing that got sooty sliding down the chimney.   ;D

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Reply #7 on: November 30, 2010, 12:55:59 AM
Sorry, still stuck with the vision of Bexy's pert little bottom sitting on my....errrrr.... ummmm.... santa's lap....hehe

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Reply #8 on: November 30, 2010, 10:12:23 PM
Quote from: Bigdaddymmm3 on November 30, 2010, 12:55:59 AM
Sorry, still stuck with the vision of Bexy's pert little bottom sitting on my....errrrr.... ummmm.... santa's lap....hehe

You dirty Pete...uh perv  ;D


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Reply #9 on: October 12, 2011, 02:39:05 PM
Googling Santa
Writing letters to Santa is so 2009; after all, he's always far too busy to reply. This year the jolly man in red has been brought into the modern age thanks to Google's telephone service and communications manager, Google Voice.

Google has set up a new service for the holidays that lets you create and send a personalized phone call from Santa to any kid (or adult) you know. "There are hundreds of options to choose from, so you can send unique, customized phone calls to anyone you know, from your nieces and nephews to old college friends, over the phone (to US numbers only) or via email, Facebook or Twitter," says Google.

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Reply #10 on: October 14, 2011, 10:11:13 PM
Someone still believing in Santa?    :o

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Reply #11 on: December 16, 2013, 02:08:03 AM
OMG OMG OMG OMG.

My dad came down for a short visit this weekend, and gave me an early Christmas present. He has known of my desire to collect the major longarms of WWII for some time.

He started my collection for me!

He gave me an M1 Garand and a Mosin-Nagant 91/30!




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Reply #12 on: December 16, 2013, 02:30:44 AM
I would settle for a few bottles of wine for Christmas.  Seriously, cool to see your Dad give you gifts you like and collect.  I have fired the M-1 Garand a few times.  Not a bad rifle.

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Reply #13 on: December 16, 2013, 03:10:16 AM
M1 Garand is an excellent weapon.
Still considered one of the best rifles ever developed.
The M1 is the pre-cursor to the M-14 (which I have, thanks to my dad).
The M-14 is another excellent weapon (in fact during the Vietnam war it was a better weapon than the M16). The only problem with the M14 is it's weight.
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Reply #14 on: December 16, 2013, 03:48:31 AM
I'm not familiar with weapons in general being British but I've never seen anyone get two rifles and be so pleased about it!

Not that I'm knocking you're right to use firearms, I'm just amazed that so many people actually own guns at all. Considering the amount of gun crime in the world, I thought people would be anti personnel weapons, not for.

But, as long as you're happy with your Xmas present, then more power to your elbow.

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Reply #15 on: December 16, 2013, 03:53:35 AM
Nice weapons!
Merry Christmas!


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Reply #16 on: December 16, 2013, 04:55:25 AM
I really envy you Americans sometimes!


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Reply #17 on: December 16, 2013, 05:59:26 AM
Note that I'm collecting history here.

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Reply #18 on: December 16, 2013, 06:10:46 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on December 16, 2013, 05:59:26 AM
Note that I'm collecting history here.

Okay, sure.  And the deer head on the wall came with the place? :emot_laughing:


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Reply #19 on: December 16, 2013, 07:24:02 AM
That isn't a deer head. And he charged me.

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