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« on: April 22, 2011, 10:16:24 PM »

OK, so I have this beloved pair of very old, very tight jeans.  Months ago, a small frayed tear appeared in the crotch, about where you would expect one to appear given normal wear and tear.  I didn't mind this, because you'd have to really look closely to see it, and because I enjoyed poking my finger through it during class and, well, making class time go more quickly!

That had the result, however, of enlarging the hole, to the point that even latent-exhibitionist me was reluctant to wear these jeans in public, except over swimsuits at the beach.  I still wore them at home, and normal wear and tear kept making the rip bigger.

This week, after pulling the jeans out of the wash, I was forced to admit that the whole crotch of the jeans is now pretty much open to anyone who wants to look, or feel, or insert something.  Intriguing as that is, I decided it was time to retire this pair, tear 'em up into household rags or something.

But before I do that, I thought I'd ask all you sexy people whether there's a better option.  Don't say, "make cutoffs out of 'em" ... even the tightest, shortest cutoffs imaginable would have denim exactly where these jeans do NOT have denim.  If I cut off the legs of these jeans, and wore them, I'd be bottomless.

Thoughts?  Suggestions?  Thanks for reading.  -- Gwen, 22/f/Alabama
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« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2011, 10:26:53 PM »

Seeing that you say the hole is large enough to insert stuff, cough cough, I would get a good fuck in while wearing them. I am offering up my services to test out the size and location of this said hole as to if this could be done. emot_bigokay
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« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2011, 10:34:24 PM »

It could definitely be done, Eric.  Well, let me put it this way:  Any difficulty of insertion would be because of our respective anatomies; the jeans would stand in the way not at ALL.  --  XXOO Gwen
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« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2011, 10:43:08 PM »

Well Gwen, I feel that the test equipment that I would be bringing with me should work out very well but we should start right away as us old guys need some rest in between and I think that this may involve more then one trial run.

Now the question becomes, can the jeans stand up to the test, or should that be, stand up to multiple test's!  Grin
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« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2011, 10:45:10 PM »

Ha!  I have some experience with you "old guys," and I know there's plenty you can be doing to please me "in between."  --  XXOO Gwen (22/f/Alabama)
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« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2011, 10:49:55 PM »

Wouldn't have to ask twice. Always "UP" for any task and I'm a quick study! Ok not to quick, at least not the second time around.
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« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2011, 01:05:51 AM »

In all honestly, do something like i did.
Go to the fabric store and find a sexy patch to sew over the rip.
The patch need to be an attention getter....more fun that way.
Or get a really bizzare piece of fabric and sew with same color thread as jeans (from the INSIDE)..the guys will do nothing but stare at your crotch then....
But what ever you do, don't toss them!!!..be creative.

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« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2011, 04:10:48 AM »


Make a fashion statement!  Continue to wear 'em with bikini bottoms as crotchless panties.

You'll undoubtedly start a fad in Japan if they see it over there.  Grin

I'm wearin' the guy equivalent right now as cut-offs, but the hole isn't big enough yet that my balls hang out.  Well, and I'm wearing briefs, too.
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« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2011, 02:11:48 PM »



My thoughts exactly
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« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2011, 06:32:30 PM »

If I cut off the legs of these jeans, and wore them, I'd be bottomless.

lol......bottomless is good.

If your into beastiality they would probably be good for avoiding scratches during the act.  Unless of course you like scratches.  Just a thought.
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