The female genitalia is obviously superior to the males in terms of efficiency, durability, capability and pretty much everywhere else but aesthetics (sorry ladies) and she doesnt take advantage of it, or of me, at all.
The female genitalia is obviously superior to the males in terms of efficiency, durability, capability and pretty much everywhere else but aesthetics (sorry ladies)
The female genitalia is obviously superior to the males in terms of efficiency, durability, capability and pretty much everywhere else but aesthetics (sorry ladies)
I find the female genitalia much more aesthetically pleasing than the male counterparts!
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The female genitalia is obviously superior to the males in terms of efficiency, durability, capability and pretty much everywhere else but aesthetics (sorry ladies) and she doesnt take advantage of it, or of me, at all.
Well, we can't pee standing up, so that's another advantage you have...
Well, we can't pee standing up, so that's another advantage you have...
Well, we can't pee standing up, so that's another advantage you have...
Actually Barb, we can... but it is a question of aim (see above photo). I rarely try (even with my advanced urethral directional abilities).
I will say that if this side of your sex life is THAT important to you, DO NOT GET MARRIED! You will never be happy if you are already questioning this part of your relationship.
And even further, her willingness to experiment with canines IS A LOT! It seems to me, you are perhaps missing the forest for the trees. Many women I know would hit the road at the first mention of Beastiality... perhaps you might look at the progress and consider it fortunate.
my future wifeI do have plans for the future. I'm nowhere near close to abandoning her over something that I know can be achieved with the right amount of love, patience and stimulation.
I will say that if this side of your sex life is THAT important to you, DO NOT GET MARRIED! You will never be happy if you are already questioning this part of your relationship.I'm not questioning my relationship at all. And I do plan to maker her my wife. Its just been a frustrating process. I'll admit it was hard in the beginning, but I have appealed to her pervy side before. The incidents dont seem to have any rhyme or reason to them, and have been few and far between (I mean, twice has she let an animal lick her) but I know she has a sick side. I just cant pinpoint the formula to draw it out of her.
Well much of it I cant print.
The fact that you keep talking about breaking her and changing her, to me, just screams divorce. Yes, I've changed over the years, I am no a dad, a manager at work, middle age.....I'm still and ass hole that loves porn, looking at big tit's, sitting around watching soccer on the weekends, and wanting to do sick things with my wife in the bedroom. She is still quiet, somewhat unwilling to totally fulfill my fantasies .......
I changed and she changed but a lot of who we were is still who we are now. If I every really thought that "Ill' break her" before we got married, we would have been divorced a LONG time ago.
The best I ever hoped for was that we would grow together, I never wanted to break her.
Your still young and you are looking for someone to tell you the majic word that will turn your little angel into a freak, you will be waiting a LONG time for that word to come because it does not excist.
I, too, don't have that directional talent. But what I do have going is strong thighs and the ability to squat for however long it takes. Had to learn by trial and error, just how far down to squat....too low and get that splatter effect, yuck!
Just my two cents is all. :emot_laughing:
I, too, don't have that directional talent. But what I do have going is strong thighs and the ability to squat for however long it takes. Had to learn by trial and error, just how far down to squat....too low and get that splatter effect, yuck!
Just my two cents is all. :emot_laughing:
It's a question of velocity, and, of course, "advanced urethral directional abilities."
Like Becca, I have "no directional talent," but also like Becca, I've learned the appropriate squaating distance that's close enough to avoid peeing on your legs and shoes but not too close that you encounter the dreaded "splatter effect."
Guys, try this next time your outdoor and relieving yourself. Unzip, pull it out, let it just hang there and don't touch it, and then go ahead and let loose. Not as easy for us as it seems, is it.
But, to avoid hikacking this thread and return it to its original topic (perverted sex acts), I've read that it can be very kinky and very much a turn on to lie down in the bath tub, have her stand over you and then let it flow onto you. It's nowhere near as gross as I might make it sound, believe me...
I, too, don't have that directional talent. But what I do have going is strong thighs and the ability to squat for however long it takes. Had to learn by trial and error, just how far down to squat....too low and get that splatter effect, yuck!
Just my two cents is all. :emot_laughing:
It's a question of velocity, and, of course, "advanced urethral directional abilities."
Like Becca, I have "no directional talent," but also like Becca, I've learned the appropriate squaating distance that's close enough to avoid peeing on your legs and shoes but not too close that you encounter the dreaded "splatter effect."
Guys, try this next time your outdoor and relieving yourself. Unzip, pull it out, let it just hang there and don't touch it, and then go ahead and let loose. Not as easy for us as it seems, is it.
But, to avoid hikacking this thread and return it to its original topic (perverted sex acts), I've read that it can be very kinky and very much a turn on to lie down in the bath tub, have her stand over you and then let it flow onto you. It's nowhere near as gross as I might make it sound, believe me...
Youve READ that Miss B? Only read it? Sounds like a lot of fun to me...
I, too, don't have that directional talent. But what I do have going is strong thighs and the ability to squat for however long it takes. Had to learn by trial and error, just how far down to squat....too low and get that splatter effect, yuck!
Just my two cents is all. :emot_laughing:
It's a question of velocity, and, of course, "advanced urethral directional abilities."
Like Becca, I have "no directional talent," but also like Becca, I've learned the appropriate squaating distance that's close enough to avoid peeing on your legs and shoes but not too close that you encounter the dreaded "splatter effect."
Guys, try this next time your outdoor and relieving yourself. Unzip, pull it out, let it just hang there and don't touch it, and then go ahead and let loose. Not as easy for us as it seems, is it.
But, to avoid hikacking this thread and return it to its original topic (perverted sex acts), I've read that it can be very kinky and very much a turn on to lie down in the bath tub, have her stand over you and then let it flow onto you. It's nowhere near as gross as I might make it sound, believe me...
Your still young and you are looking for someone to tell you the majic word that will turn your little angel into a freak, you will be waiting a LONG time for that word to come because it does not excist.Age doesn't really play a role here. Experience does, but you have no way of measuring that.
if that's your goalNot a goal, merely a desire of mine. And its one I think can be achieved.
and wanting to hear how right you are. You will find it, I just don't think it will come from herelolwut. What exactly am I right about? And what will I find?
Well, we can't pee standing up, so that's another advantage you have...
Well, we can't pee standing up, so that's another advantage you have...(https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1499676_726408920704879_1333254198_n.jpg)
I think she has a lot of uncertainty, I just havent the slightest clue how to alleviate these fears without losing ground or being flat-out rejected.
Actually, he's being ignored as blatantly arrogant.
Actually, he's being ignored as blatantly arrogant. The peeing standing up is much more interesting and amusing. Now if this were moved to 1408, he might get more replies.
I think she has a lot of uncertainty, I just havent the slightest clue how to alleviate these fears without losing ground or being flat-out rejected.
I think you are the one with the uncertainty. You need to decide if you prioritize you getting off over the relationship and its potential future. None of the language you have used is "I want to help my g/f become more liberated for herself," it screams me me me, I want to see a dog take it to her and get off.
There are some sick ass perverts on this board but I don't think anyone is of the ilk to use someone to get off at the expense of their wishes and just blatantly objectifies women, or their woman as a tool to get off. I am surprised a lot of people are too busy talking about chicks peeing standing versus calling you on it like Eric.
Turn your nose up and make little snide jokes instead of responding to the OP all you want is simply a different way of saying, "he's being ignored as blatantly arrogant."ok.
This is the sexual problems section not sex talk where levity would be more relevant.
Guess what, he doesn't give two shits what Eric or I say, want to save his g/f a lot of problems, some of you XX'ers speak up.
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Turn your nose up and make little snide jokes instead of responding to the OP all you want is simply a different way of saying, "he's being ignored as blatantly arrogant."ok.
This is the sexual problems section not sex talk where levity would be more relevant.
Guess what, he doesn't give two shits what Eric or I say, want to save his g/f a lot of problems, some of you XX'ers speak up.
He's already blown off both yours and Eric's advice. Now for a little amateur analysis. He's borderline narcistic and sociopathic, definitely ego-centric. His attitude is very similar to some very nasty wanna be Male Dom's I've encountered. They are not to be trusted as they only think of themselves and have no respect for their partner.
In other words if she doesn't recognize that he's a selfish jerk she's going to regret it, as he's going to fuck her up royally.
But she isn't on this site, isn't posting in this thraed, and will never read this advice to run, do not walk away from him.
Satisfied?
Wrong!Turn your nose up and make little snide jokes instead of responding to the OP all you want is simply a different way of saying, "he's being ignored as blatantly arrogant."ok.
This is the sexual problems section not sex talk where levity would be more relevant.
Guess what, he doesn't give two shits what Eric or I say, want to save his g/f a lot of problems, some of you XX'ers speak up.
He's already blown off both yours and Eric's advice. Now for a little amateur analysis. He's borderline narcistic and sociopathic, definitely ego-centric. His attitude is very similar to some very nasty wanna be Male Dom's I've encountered. They are not to be trusted as they only think of themselves and have no respect for their partner.
In other words if she doesn't recognize that he's a selfish jerk she's going to regret it, as he's going to fuck her up royally.
But she isn't on this site, isn't posting in this thraed, and will never read this advice to run, do not walk away from him.
Satisfied?
No because you are just saying it to be snarky, you don't really give two shits. I would expect guys tend to listen to girls more on a sex board because there is only 1 of you for every 20 of us.
Guess what, he doesn't give two shits what Eric or I say, want to save his g/f a lot of problems, some of you XX'ers speak up.
You tend to be an anomaly around here. Keep it quiet though:)
Guess what, he doesn't give two shits what Eric or I say, want to save his g/f a lot of problems, some of you XX'ers speak up.
I did !
Guess what? It got ignored... just par for the course ;) - Just wanted to point that out to you lol
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