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Offline Regis

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on: November 16, 2017, 12:32:24 AM
A dominant mistress named Gwen
Liked some, now and again.
Not now and again,
like now-and-again,
But NOW! and AGAIN! and AGAIN!

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Offline Regis

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Reply #1 on: November 16, 2017, 12:38:13 AM
 
A well-endowed sailor from Kent,
Had a dong so long that it bent.
To save himself trouble,
He thrust it in double,
And instead of cumming he went.


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Reply #2 on: November 16, 2017, 12:58:36 AM

A well-endowed sailor from Kent,
Had a dong so long that it bent.
To save himself trouble,
He thrust it in double,
And instead of cumming he went.
:emot_laughing: that's funny as hell

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