Sex => Sex talk => Topic started by: _priapism on October 30, 2017, 05:32:31 PM
Title: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on October 30, 2017, 05:32:31 PM
That moment when you reverse crown her sphincter, and just the big, well lubed, tip of your cock pops into her ass for the first time. And you just wait there for a moment, feeling your heart beat, listening to her tremble, and her shit ring slowly begins to loosen, to allow some deeper penetration...
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Katiebee on October 30, 2017, 08:18:34 PM
:emot_weird:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: JBRG on October 30, 2017, 10:02:49 PM
To quote George Takei -- Oh, my.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on October 30, 2017, 11:03:01 PM
I love KB for giving me a place to say such things. Rather than the office coffee pot, where it might be interpreted as "creating a hostile work environment." :emot_laughing:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: herschel on October 30, 2017, 11:12:45 PM
Well yeah, I guess the first time does need some getting used to. But that's true of so many sublime experiences. But a good partner will help you through that. Proper lubrication is crucial.
I remember my first prostate exam. It was a bit of a shock, but I got over it.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Sensualtravler on November 06, 2017, 07:06:20 AM
Young girl interrupted on her birthday by her family while playing. :emot_weird:
Well yeah, I guess the first time does need some getting used to. But that's true of so many sublime experiences. But a good partner will help you through that. Proper lubrication is crucial.
I remember my first prostate exam. It was a bit of a shock, but I got over it.
Much harder to get over after realizing the Dr. has both hands on your shoulders and a wicked smile on his face. ;D
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on November 06, 2017, 03:46:46 PM
I used to bunch up my girlfriend's granny panties, and pull them *deep* into her wonderfully puffy pussy crack. Then I'd give her a nice wedgie, pull the panties deep into her butt checks also. Sometimes I'd lift her feet off the floor, I pulled so forcefully, making her groan. But then came the fun part. I'd give her a "pussy flossing", pulling the strand of well stretched underwear back and forth, forwards and backwards, while I told her how naughty she was, until she came. Then I'd put the sodden wet panties, covered in cum stains and skid marks, in my pocket, so I could enjoy their smell and wetness the rest of the day.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MintJulie on November 06, 2017, 03:56:56 PM
Then I'd put the sodden wet panties....in my pocket......
I only surrendered my underwear once in my life, I was 20. The next day, when I saw them wrapped around his rear view mirror, I said, "Never Again."
I am the panty man. Collect them actually. I travel so much, wifey will put a nice smelly pair in my pocket on the way to the airport, and I can enjoy little surreptitious whiffs during the day. Then I spirit away to the men's room, and inhale her aroma during breaks.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Elizabeth on November 06, 2017, 04:34:18 PM
I only surrendered my underwear once in my life, I was 20. The next day, when I saw them wrapped around his rear view mirror, I said, "Never Again."
Panty Raid in college.....about 20 of us lost our undies (including me). The guys trapped me and another girl in the bathroom and forced us to give them up or they were just going to rip them from our bodies...... We sort of fought them off (not really)...but they got them and then ran off. (Never did find out what happened to them).
Love, Liz
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: trapper on November 08, 2017, 05:20:19 AM
I think my lady Dr. likes prorate exams , she gives me one every appointment and I think she wiggles her finger a little more than normal, she has almost made me come a time or too, but who's complaining other than she is old and not so good looking.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Jed_ on November 08, 2017, 05:33:04 AM
I think my lady Dr. likes prorate exams , she gives me one every appointment and I think she wiggles her finger a little more than normal, she has almost made me come a time or too, but who's complaining other than she is old and not so good looking.
I crossed the hall from seeing the doctor once to get my blood drawn. The pretty phlebotomist was having a tough time finding my vein poking multiple times. She began apologizing profusely, so I replied to her that I just had a full exam across the hall, so this was not the most invasive nor the most uncomfortable thing I experienced that day. She began laughing so hard, she had to find a nurse to come draw my blood.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Jed_ on November 08, 2017, 06:48:04 AM
I used to bunch up my girlfriend's granny panties, and pull them *deep* into her wonderfully puffy pussy crack. Then I'd give her a nice wedgie, pull the panties deep into her butt checks also. Sometimes I'd lift her feet off the floor, I pulled so forcefully, making her groan. But then came the fun part. I'd give her a "pussy flossing", pulling the strand of well stretched underwear back and forth, forwards and backwards, while I told her how naughty she was, until she came. Then I'd put the sodden wet panties, covered in cum stains and skid marks, in my pocket, so I could enjoy their smell and wetness the rest of the day.
Nice idea, thanks. I don't currently have a nice small girl IRL to try that out on, but I am in negotiations with one on-line about a future meeting. In the meantime, I wonder if it's practical to make her do it to herself?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on November 10, 2017, 07:27:45 PM
The perineum is the area between our sex organs and anus. It is loaded with blood vessels and nerve endings and is usually a darker color than the surrounding skin pigment.
(https://i.imgur.com/4ZNm9JG.jpg)
I had a girlfriend who thought her anus was dark, because it was DIRTY. I didn't have the heart to give her an anatomy lesson, so I agreed with her... "Look at your dirty little asshole! All brown because you could not wipe your ass! Go get a soapy washcloth and lay over my lap!!!"
I would then proceed to soap her butt up, and spank her, while I shoved two or three fingers in her ass for emphasis. This usually led to anal sex with her chanting, "Fuck my dirty butthole Daddy! I'm a dirty little girl."
She claimed her ass was nasty, but she almost always came when I licked and played with it. Maybe she was in on the secret. I'll never know, but it was soooooo good while it lasted.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on November 12, 2017, 12:55:57 AM
I like to fuck on the bathroom counter. It's just the right height for full penetration, and you can pull her ass to the edge and push her legs wide apart. I like to say shit like, "Watch me fuck your horny hole in the mirror. I wish your mom could see what a nasty little slut she raised." I let her rub one out before I fill her with "goo" as she is fond of saying...
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MintJulie on November 12, 2017, 01:03:38 AM
I like to fuck on the bathroom counter. It's just the right height for full penetration, and you can pull her ass to the edge and push her legs wide apart. I like to say shit like, "Watch me fuck your horny hole in the mirror. I wish your mom could see what a nasty little slut she raised." I let her rub one out before I fill her with "goo" as she is fond of saying...
I never enjoyed doing it on the bathroom counter. It was a comfort thing. It was back breaking with my neck, head and upper back against the hard wall.
But I'm very happy for you and my favorite Russian.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on November 12, 2017, 01:04:49 AM
I like to fuck on the bathroom counter. It's just the right height for full penetration, and you can pull her ass to the edge and push her legs wide apart. I like to say shit like, "Watch me fuck your horny hole in the mirror. I wish your mom could see what a nasty little slut she raised." I let her rub one out before I fill her with "goo" as she is fond of saying...
I never enjoyed doing it on the bathroom counter. It was a comfort thing. It was back breaking with my neck, head and upper back against the hard wall.
But I'm very happy for you and my favorite Russian.
Says the girl who didn't like to pee in the shower... ;D
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Elizabeth on November 12, 2017, 01:16:52 AM
Bath "TUB"......Not Bathroom....!!!! Tub filled with hot water, LOL.....never mind Toe you keep doing it on the cold tile, I'll stay with a nice hot tub of water........
;D Love, Liz
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Killer Moth on November 16, 2017, 08:50:10 PM
Of my first two sex partners, one of did not want cum anywhere on her body but happily gobbled it down, and the second refused to let me come in her mouth but loved for me to come on her breasts or tummy. Complimentary opposites.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on November 17, 2017, 04:17:43 PM
When I met my ex, she came over to my house one night in a robe, and a tiny red nightie that barely held her big white breasts. We went in my bedroom where I slowly undressed her, touching and kissing every part of her body. She was only 20, and confessed later that she had never been naked with a man before... she had lied to me about her sexual experience, because she felt embarrassed by being a virgin at her age. Eventually, I pushed her back on my four poster bed, and spread her creamy thighs. She had a big blonde muff that trapper would think was heavenly. I pulled her lips apart, and started to lick and suck her clit for the very first time. Mind you, I had no idea she had never had her pussy licked. She started making little squeaks and grunts, so I intensified my efforts, until she kicked her legs straight up in the air, and let out a wail like I’ve never heard before or since. It was a memorable evening.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: mummylover62 on November 29, 2017, 07:33:12 AM
A nice pair of soaking wet....still warm panties....mmm .....lovely
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on December 02, 2017, 07:25:49 PM
Banging my ex on a bear skin rug at her parent’s house next to the Christmas tree. She had on a green felt night shirt and no panties. I pounded all three holes while she bit her knuckles to keep quiet. My last cum was in her ass, which was particularly enjoyable, because I knew her father was sleeping just a short distance away.
We cleaned up and put everything back in place. It would have been the perfect crime, but her mom asked her what were “the black stains on her robe” the next morning. Her brother snickered, “Looks like the dye off that bear skin rug downstairs.” LOL.
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She was Norwegian. A blue eyed blonde. Tall like a Viking. So I really enjoyed banging her asshole on that bear skin rug. She’d get so dilated I could see the lutefisk she had for lunch. She’d bite her knuckles so her parents couldn’t hear, which only made me pound harder. I really enjoyed the sight of her spread eagle, with my cum running out of her well stretched butt hole.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on December 07, 2017, 05:21:51 PM
I used to jizz in my little sister-in-law’s panties every morning, fold them, and put the wet pair back in her drawer. She knew it, and would say things at the breakfast table in front of my wife to provoke me. “Kim, do we have any laundry detergent? All of my unmentionables need washing. I had to wear a dirty pair today.” *wink*
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Killer Moth on December 13, 2017, 05:08:56 PM
I wonder how much variety there is in the colour and consistency of vaginal secretions. I had one girlfriend whose juices could almost be mistaken for semen -- gobs of thick white viscous stuff. I used to tell her obscene it looked oozing from her pussy. For everyone else, it's been pretty colourless, which makes it hard to judge how much there is of it.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on December 16, 2017, 09:35:29 PM
A few years ago, I got a phone call from an old girlfriend, who said she was in town and wondered if I’d like to have a drink. I suggested the Melrose in Dallas, where my firm also kept a suite.
Over drinks she confided that she’d recently divorced. Her husband was gay, it seems, and she hadn’t had a decent fuck in years. “I’ve forgotten how to climax. It’s very frustrating. I’ve tried with several different people, and nothing seems to work.”
“Does my naughty Mississippi Mudhound (pet name) need Daddy to shake her button?”
“You always did it so well.”
“What if I told you I have a room at the top of those elevators?”
“I was hoping you would.”
I took care of the check, and we climbed in the elevator. We practically stripped each other’s clothes off, necking, groping, fondling, all the way up.
Kristi had a really large clit, that she liked to have handled roughly. I started spanking and cursing, and grunting while I jacked off her girl cock. “Look at your big fat clit! Oh, I’m gonna rub that fucking acorn so hard!” Her nipples were soooo stiff, and a puddle of cunt juice started to form on the sheets.
I finally began to push my index finger up her hood, while I shook my other hand in her pudding. I thought she was having an epileptic fit, when her legs went stiff and she started wailing. The drought was over.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Killer Moth on December 19, 2017, 02:20:54 AM
As a teen I discovered that an acquaintance of mine (whose sexual preference I was not aware of, and whom I did not find particularly attractive in any event) wrote lesbian-themed Star Trek fan fiction (a Jadzia Dax-Captain Janeway pairing, to be precise) of a very explicit nature. Can't find the story now, but I remember masturbating my way through reading it, orgasming while whispering "This is for you, Jennifer" in tribute.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on December 19, 2017, 03:47:34 AM
One of my old girlfriends had a website of COS play fantasy and lesbian stories that I discovered. I followed her, without ever letting her know I was a member. Made a few tribute puddles myself.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on December 20, 2017, 05:28:38 PM
I once flew to New Orleans, to hook up with a young woman half my age, that I met on AOL chat (LOL, yes, this was a while ago). Anyway, she was smoking hot, black as coal, and rather kinky. We ate in the Quarter, then went back to my hotel, and got between the sheets. For some reason that I now can’t remember, we began a rather elaborate master/slave fantasy, of the Antebellum variety, that culminated with me using every racial epithet in my prodigious vocabulary, while she fingered her clit and shouted, “Fuck me Massa! Fuck your little n*gger harder!!!” Thank God we had a suite at the Windsor Court. I pity da fool that had to listen to that! The things people will do for a good cum... go figure.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: KitKat on December 20, 2017, 05:43:14 PM
I once flew to New Orleans, to hook up with a young woman half my age, that I met on AOL chat (LOL, yes, this was a while ago). Anyway, she was smoking hot, black as coal, and rather kinky. We ate in the Quarter, then went back to my hotel, and got between the sheets. For some reason that I now can’t remember, we began a rather elaborate master/slave fantasy, of the Antebellum variety, that culminated with me using every racial epithet in my prodigious vocabulary, while she fingered her clit and shouted, “Fuck me Massa! Fuck your little n*gger harder!!!” Thank God we had a suite at the Windsor Court. I pity da fool that had to listen to that! The things people will do for a good cum... go figure.
Fuck that's hot!
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on December 20, 2017, 06:08:53 PM
I once flew to New Orleans, to hook up with a young woman half my age, that I met on AOL chat (LOL, yes, this was a while ago). Anyway, she was smoking hot, black as coal, and rather kinky. We ate in the Quarter, then went back to my hotel, and got between the sheets. For some reason that I now can’t remember, we began a rather elaborate master/slave fantasy, of the Antebellum variety, that culminated with me using every racial epithet in my prodigious vocabulary, while she fingered her clit and shouted, “Fuck me Massa! Fuck your little n*gger harder!!!” Thank God we had a suite at the Windsor Court. I pity da fool that had to listen to that! The things people will do for a good cum... go figure.
Fuck that's hot!
Remind me to tell you about Miss Hernandez from Corpus, who liked to pretend she was the maid. Hot salsa was spilt in her burrito more than once.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: KitKat on December 20, 2017, 06:38:03 PM
I once flew to New Orleans, to hook up with a young woman half my age, that I met on AOL chat (LOL, yes, this was a while ago). Anyway, she was smoking hot, black as coal, and rather kinky. We ate in the Quarter, then went back to my hotel, and got between the sheets. For some reason that I now can’t remember, we began a rather elaborate master/slave fantasy, of the Antebellum variety, that culminated with me using every racial epithet in my prodigious vocabulary, while she fingered her clit and shouted, “Fuck me Massa! Fuck your little n*gger harder!!!” Thank God we had a suite at the Windsor Court. I pity da fool that had to listen to that! The things people will do for a good cum... go figure.
Fuck that's hot!
Remind me to tell you about Miss Hernandez from Corpus, who liked to pretend she was the maid. Hot salsa was spilt in her burrito more than once.
Whenever you're ready. ;)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on December 20, 2017, 07:35:03 PM
She got kicked out of law school for cheating, and took a job as a clerk. Very sweet innocent face, and sweet curvy Latina body. She had nipples that looked like Hersey kisses.
Anyway, the law school boyfriend dumped her, and we started having lunches, then drinks. Soon we were getting our freak on a few times a day. My condo was around the corner. She’d buzz me on the intercom and say, “Mr. Toe? Your maid said she can clean your place in thirty minutes. Do you want me to go let her in?”
She’d meet me at the door in heels and a little French Maid costume I’d bought. She was rather quiet, so I’d give her shit about being a Catholic whore, and having to saying 50 Hail Mary’s when I was through stretching her filthy little chocho out. We’d usually end up on the floor, with her pendulous tits slapping against each other until I’d give her another load of queso.
Ultimately, we were doomed. She took me to meet the family, and I was the lone gringo. Her hermanos did not approve. It was like that scene from “Fools Rush In.”
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: KitKat on December 20, 2017, 07:50:25 PM
Spicy! ;D
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Jed_ on December 20, 2017, 09:05:55 PM
I had a rather unusual night last night. I stopped for a beer on the way home from work, and right after getting my beer a girl asked me if I was just in the back playing the golf game. I said no that was not me, but then I noticed she was attractive and actually age appropriate for once. I’m not sure what is was but she engaged me again in conversation asking if I would play pool with her. At some point it came up that I lost my wife earlier this year, and she asked to give me a hug.
A couple hours later she asked me to walk her to her car. At her car she said, I’ve been thinking about kissing you goodnight. Well that lasted a good 20-30 minutes during which she also gave me her number. I called last night getting voicemail, but at least confirming it was her number, then texted asking if she got home safe. She eventually replied she did.
I texted again this morning. She said she was embarrassed and needed to catch her breath and would get back to me after she comes back from the holidays. I got the distinct impression she woke this morning thinking ‘OMG did I really have my tongue in some guy’s mouth last night and grind against his leg?’
The first time since my wife passes I meet someone irl interested in me, and they are embarrassed by it? We’ll see if I hear from her after the holidays.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: KitKat on December 20, 2017, 09:16:06 PM
I had a rather unusual night last night. I stopped for a beer on the way home from work, and right after getting my beer a girl asked me if I was just in the back playing the golf game. I said no that was not me, but then I noticed she was attractive and actually age appropriate for once. I’m not sure what is was but she engaged me again in conversation asking if I would play pool with her. At some point it came up that I lost my wife earlier this year, and she asked to give me a hug.
A couple hours later she asked me to walk her to her car. At her car she said, I’ve been thinking about kissing you goodnight. Well that lasted a good 20-30 minutes during which she also gave me her number. I called last night getting voicemail, but at least confirming it was her number, then texted asking if she got home safe. She eventually replied she did.
I texted again this morning. She said she was embarrassed and needed to catch her breath and would get back to me after she comes back from the holidays. I got the distinct impression she woke this morning thinking ‘OMG did I really have my tongue in some guy’s mouth last night and grind against his leg?’
The first time since my wife passes I meet someone irl interested in me, and they are embarrassed by it? We’ll see if I hear from her after the holidays.
First off :hug:
2nd you never know. Good luck. Sounds sexy.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: KitKat on December 20, 2017, 09:38:40 PM
Why do guys spit on girls pussies and other places on porn?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Hades on December 20, 2017, 09:40:13 PM
Lubrication. And just 'cos it's fucking sexy :)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: KitKat on December 20, 2017, 09:41:45 PM
I can see why a guy would think that's sexy but to me it's just icky.
:emot_laughing:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Hades on December 20, 2017, 09:50:21 PM
I can see why a guy would think that's sexy but to me it's just icky.
:emot_laughing:
Interesting... Now I'm intrigued.... Assuming one doesn't spit... how would a guy get things going and lubed?
Tongue? Finger?
Ok... ask a stupid question... :facepalm: Those are indeed practical alternatives. And, being a foreplay guy myself(*), I'm all in favor. Yet, if you're pressed for time and you need to get things going... spity is still a viable option.
(*) I really am a foreplay guy. more than half of the fun I get from... the deed... comes from making out (in all possible ways *before* "doing the deed".
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: KitKat on December 20, 2017, 10:07:16 PM
I agree foreplay is a lot of fun.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: IdleBoast on December 20, 2017, 10:25:48 PM
Yes, we've noticed that that Merv guy seems to be suffering from multiple personality disorder in terms of his screen name...
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on December 23, 2017, 08:01:57 PM
An old girlfriend left me years ago, then had the nerve to call me and ask for a loan.
“Well, what’s in it for me?”
“I’m willing to do anything. I mean *anything*.”
So we negotiated a deal that I would give her the loan, and she would come over to my house on my day off, and be my slave for three hours. No back talk, no negotiations.
She showed up looking rather demure. I stripped her in the living room, put a collar and leash on her, stuck a butt plug in her ass, and spent the next three hours humiliating her every way I could conjure. Fucked her, spanked her, bit her tits, sodomized her relatively inexperienced ass... I took photos of her in every unladylike position known to man.
It was a good experience for both of us. I felt a relative catharsis, and she felt subjugated, which was a rare experience for her. She dressed quietly, and thanked me when I handed her the loan in an envelope at the door.
I know she enjoyed it, because she called me twice more in subsequent months for another “loan” on the same terms. I still remember her ass gaping and farting while she grunted, “Fuck my ass Daddy. I’m your little butt whore.”
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: herschel on December 23, 2017, 09:45:44 PM
Merv, you are the soul of generosity. None of my girlfriend loans ever got paid back. Then again, I would have been surprised if they were. At least you got somethin' for your trouble. When my ex asked me for a loan, I told her I was broke, thanks to her, and sicced her on her sister.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on December 24, 2017, 12:17:42 AM
I took it out of her future child support payments back then. Now she pays me child support, but she doesn’t offer to barter any more. LOL. Too bad. She used to be pretty spicy, now she’s settling into middle age and avoids me like the plague. I get the rare hostile text. I heard she’s got a thyroid complaint and suspect she starting to fill out.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Strangesub on December 24, 2017, 04:07:44 AM
I believe I read my first porn novels when I was 11, I think... That was about 53 years ago. I have been hooked on erotic porn; submissive sex; and general kinky fucks since that time... But - I got married 38 years ago and my wife is neither into porn or kinky sex. So - I have been cheating on her off and on all this time, mostly with men. I have tried to stop and, most recently, like around October, I did stop. But - it's the porn fantasy world that leads to Reality and... here I am again....
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on December 26, 2017, 05:46:21 AM
When I’d visit my girlfriend back in school, over the Christmas holidays, her parents always made me stay out in the garage apartment. But there was a little fenced enclave *behind* the garage apartment with the compressors for the HVAC. We’d fuck there every night. Usually with her bent over, hanging on to the AC equipment. The air was so cold, we could see our breath, and her pussy was so hot. I bet steam was rising off it. We were very quiet, lest her parents hear, but she’d milk two or three loads out of me, and go back in the house with a huge cream pie leaking from her quim.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: herschel on December 26, 2017, 05:57:39 AM
Two or three loads!? Outdoors on a winter night!!?? I presume you were both wearing your winter jackets?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on December 26, 2017, 05:24:31 PM
Two or three loads!? Outdoors on a winter night!!?? I presume you were both wearing your winter jackets?
I can remember the gooseflesh on her young white ass in the moonlight. She was sooooo nasty. Always ready for another round.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: herschel on December 26, 2017, 07:10:36 PM
Some girls just have a very healthy appetite for love. If she finds a guy with a lot of love to give, that can be a beautiful thing.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on December 26, 2017, 10:39:35 PM
I ran into her last year. We had not seen each other in maybe 25 years? She’s 50 now, and the *hottest* 50 year old I’ve laid eyes on. We ordered coffee and chatted for almost an hour. Shared a hug when parting. The one who got away...
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: herschel on December 27, 2017, 02:55:44 AM
Could be she considers you 'The Man That Got Away' (Judy Garland, 1954, A Star Is Born, song by Harold Arlen). That was a good movie.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on December 27, 2017, 07:35:22 AM
Could be she considers you 'The Man That Got Away' (Judy Garland, 1954, A Star Is Born, song by Harold Arlen). That was a good movie.
She sent me an email ten years ago. Late at night. It read like she’d been drinking. She said it was better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all. That even though she had not appreciated what we had at the time, that at least she had known passion and clarity and singleness of purpose and flesh once in her life. I was quite moved.
She married a rich older asshole. The kind with a V or VI after his name, and settled into a dutiful life of bunco and fundraisers at the country club. I don’t think she’s unhappy, but I know somewhere deep inside there’s a girl who liked to ride naked in my convertible and make love on the picnic tables at roadside rest stops.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Sensualtravler on December 27, 2017, 10:09:40 AM
I used to bunch up my girlfriend's granny panties, and pull them *deep* into her wonderfully puffy pussy crack. Then I'd give her a nice wedgie, pull the panties deep into her butt checks also. Sometimes I'd lift her feet off the floor, I pulled so forcefully, making her groan. But then came the fun part. I'd give her a "pussy flossing", pulling the strand of well stretched underwear back and forth, forwards and backwards, while I told her how naughty she was, until she came. Then I'd put the sodden wet panties, covered in cum stains and skid marks, in my pocket, so I could enjoy their smell and wetness the rest of the day.
Use them to wax the mustachio with Mervinh2o?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Sensualtravler on December 27, 2017, 11:37:59 AM
I only surrendered my underwear once in my life, I was 20. The next day, when I saw them wrapped around his rear view mirror, I said, "Never Again."
Panty Raid in college.....about 20 of us lost our undies (including me). The guys trapped me and another girl in the bathroom and forced us to give them up or they were just going to rip them from our bodies...... We sort of fought them off (not really)...but they got them and then ran off. (Never did find out what happened to them).
Love, Liz
I noticed Mervinh using a pair of Buffalo hide knickers as a handkerchief Liz. At least I believe he was using them for that purpose. He may have been inhaling though, as He did have a large smile on his face.You might want to inquire? ;D
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on December 27, 2017, 04:04:11 PM
Someone was drinking last night. :emot_laughing:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Jed_ on December 27, 2017, 04:33:59 PM
I know that’s my excuse for what I posted last night after 9PM EST. Or is it EDT in winter?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on February 18, 2018, 04:23:27 AM
Mandy lived across the street. I was friends with her big sister Laura. Mandy was very quiet and reserved. Until we were alone. She loved sex play in the garage and in the alley behind my house. She was constantly playing with my cock and balls, and showing me her wet puffy pussy. I think she liked the fact I licked and fingered her, and not her sister Laura. She was also proud that her sexuality was more developed than her bossy sister’s. Wish I’d eaten her cherry ass, but we were both rather young and inexperienced in that department.
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UPDATE: We were in my hometown the other day, and I took my wife by the old homestead. I commented “there’s where Mandy used to live.” My wife said, “Meet me behind the garage, I want to show you my pussy.” We had a few fun moments, but I was worried law enforcement might not appreciate our sex play in a residential district, so we took it back to the hotel.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on February 19, 2018, 05:39:16 PM
Little pervy problem of mine. I enjoy a woman who will get on all fours and let me “milk” her udders. Tugging and squeezing on them, while I pretend to fill a bucket with her cream. Extra points if she’s willing to say “moo.”
(https://i.imgur.com/n1apzC9.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on February 23, 2018, 11:55:09 PM
My ex Kristi had a really nice clit, about the size of a pencil eraser, that she loved to have strummed. Fortunately for her, I really enjoy rough clitoral stimulation, so I’d flip that nub back and forth with my fingers, faster and faster, until she’d have a nice “ass off the mattress” orgasm. It really helped, if I’d also shout at her about what a naughty little cock whore she was, while I did this. I bet her husband isn’t 1/10th as good.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on February 28, 2018, 11:24:56 PM
I used to pick my old high school girlfriend up after work, when I was home for the summer. She worked at Taco Bueno, and smelled like taco meat in the car. What a metaphor. We’d go to Ricks on the Bricks and drink rum and cokes until she was pretty toasty. Then we’d park behind the Albertson’s grocery near her house, and fuck in the backseat. I was pretty experienced from college, so I had lots of nasty ideas. She had a big furry bush that was untrimmed, and a tight virgin ass that I liked to stick my thumb in. She was very accommodating. And let me have my way with things. She wanted to get married at the end of the summer, but I had to go back to school. So she married her manager. Crazy.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: wayne3218 on March 01, 2018, 02:55:52 AM
I have just got home from visiting my son and his wife and I can’t stop thinking of my daughter in law after seeing her in just panties and bra. Fucking her would be my unltimate dream come true.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: herschel on March 01, 2018, 03:08:09 AM
I fell in love with all my son's girlfriends. He must have brought ten of them or more home to meet me over his teen/young adult years. I always cooked them a nice dinner. None of them ever showed me their underwear though (but I did get hugs and kisses).
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on March 01, 2018, 04:06:54 AM
I fell in love with all my son's girlfriends. He must have brought ten of them or more home to meet me over his teen/young adult years. I always cooked them a nice dinner. None of them ever showed me their underwear though (but I did get hugs and kisses).
I’ve been lucky that way; however, I fall in love with all my friends’ daughters. Which is really risky, if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Jed_ on March 01, 2018, 04:32:59 AM
I was 35 almost 36 when I met my gorgeous blond wife. She was 44, but most people thought I was the older one. About a year later and not long before I married her, my wife’s 22 year old daughter showed up from Poland. Holy shit! A much younger version of my hot wife was now living with us. There was a moment just before the marriage where I was a little drunk and the stepdaughter looked so adorable while we were talking that I almost took her in my arms to kiss her, almost. My stepdaughter is 41 now and looks no more than 30, just like her mom.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: KitKat on March 01, 2018, 03:33:12 PM
What a dirty, naughty, yet very entertaining thread. Please, continue.
:emot_heehee:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on March 02, 2018, 02:55:52 AM
My cousin was pretty pervy. My mom would put us in the bathtub together, and he would get frisky. He like to soap up his hands, and rub me all over, until I had a nice painful stiffy. Then he would insist I do the same to him. He’d make me stand up, so we could rub our hard cocks together. Then he’d breathlessly say, “I want to play gas station.” Gas station usually involved me kneeling in the tub, while Johnny filled my “gas tank” with his “nozzle.” There was a great deal of enthusiastic grunting while this went on. We took turns. One day I looked at the doorway, and saw my mother watching. Her sexual acting out with me started soon after. I still love to have things stuck up my gas tank. Wifey understands this, and never fails to satisfy.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on March 02, 2018, 10:51:13 PM
My legal assistant Amanda was a total fox. Funny, sexy, incredible tits... I loved going to work each day. We fell into a friendship, became drinking buddies, confidants... but there was a problem. Mandy was married, and a good Catholic girl. So she wasn’t going to cheat.
We’d go out and drink, and have very sexual discussions. She’d say shit like, “I just want a big hard dick pounding me for a long time... I’ve never had an orgasm just from fucking, you know what I mean?” I went home and fucked the shit out of my girlfriend. “What got into you?” she asked.
So Mandy took up a yoga class at lunch. She’d usually change in the bathroom, and drive to the yoga studio across the road.
(https://i.imgur.com/5nhV23H.jpg)
I don’t remember how it happened, but I found myself alone in her office on one of her yoga days. She’d left her bag next to the desk, and her clothes were in it. I checked out her stockings, bra (34D), and panties. They were quite moist and smelled like heaven. I got a huge boner smelling the little strip of fabric that cradled her Latina taco.
So naturally I locked the door, pulled out my cock, and filled her panties with cum. I left a big gooey mess for her to find, and put her things back in the bag. I was a little nervous, but she just winked at me, later in the day.
A couple of months later, she tells me she is pregnant. “We always use a condom, but I guess one failed.” She tells me her due date, and I did some reverse engineering. Conception was right around the time of the yoga class. So who knows? I did not volunteer any information. Wonder how her husband feels about raising my bastard.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on March 04, 2018, 06:05:41 PM
Remembering how hard I would try to fuck my college girlfriend in the morning. She would be asleep on her side, turned away from me, with her nice round ass tempting me. I’d rub the tip of my cock up and down her cunt lips, desperately trying to make her wet. Failing there, I would arch my back, and contort myself into a strange position not found in the Kama Sutra, insinuating the tip of my cock between her lips. Then, pushing in and out, I would slowly work it in. When that big plump cock head finally popped inside, she would let out a moan, then part her thighs slightly, for the very first time. Then I could begin my final assault, sliding in deeper and deeper.
This photo made me think about my old girlfriend Melissa, and how she loved to diddle daddle in the bathtub.
We’d get back to her house (she still lived with mom and dad) and, depending on who was there, I’d climb up the stairs with her, or climb in her window. We’d undress each other, and start teasing. I’d draw a warm bath and make her get in. She’d slide down the tub and spread her legs obscenely, under the faucet.
Then I’d start to tease her nipples, bite her neck, and rub her clit. I’d get a little shower attachment and start to spray her little furry pussy.
She’d start to jump around in the water, as her climax approached. I’d slip a finger up her ass and tell her to cum. She’d arch her back so gracefully, and have a mind shattering orgasm. I liked to feel her sphincter gripping my finger so strongly.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: KitKat on March 04, 2018, 06:14:00 PM
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Killer Moth on March 06, 2018, 04:53:49 AM
The Raymond Chandler line "She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket" is not just a literary embellishment -- exactly once in my life, a girl smiled at me such to inspire an instant erection. No more than a smile.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MissBarbara on March 06, 2018, 02:20:42 PM
The Raymond Chandler line "She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket" is not just a literary embellishment -- exactly once in my life, a girl smiled at me such to inspire an instant erection. No more than a smile.
In the same vein, one of my favorite Raymond Chandler lines: "It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window."
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on May 13, 2018, 12:00:30 AM
I had a threesome this morning, only one of the participants was 9 time zones away. I started teasing Alexandra, sending her pictures of my wife nude in bed, then describing what I was doing to her, and how we wished she was here. My wife loves it when I talk dirty about Alexa fucking her, taking a shower together, or mutual madturbation. That led to sharing videos, and finally Skype... she was touching her little peach-like kiska for wifey, while wifey held the camera so Alexandra could watch us fuck. Alexa is 26, looks, 16, and is very uninhibited (like us). She has the tiniest breasts with little pebble shaped nipples. I came twice. Wifey? Eight times.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: wayne3218 on May 14, 2018, 12:25:40 AM
I will never forget the first time I saw my daughter-in-laws breasts. She had just had their first baby and I was surprised whenever she opened her blouse to reveal her breasts and never covered up as their baby suckled on one of her breast leaving other one to my gaze. It was so natural and at the same time very erotic knowing she didn’t mind me looking at her breasts. After that happened she seemed to be a lot more relaxed around me.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: e_monster on May 15, 2018, 04:51:10 AM
Getting hard with my sister-in-law sitting on my lap while in a hot tub at an enormous neighborhood party one summer night years ago. A dozen drunk laughing people were crammed into the tub so no one knew what was up. I got so big and hard there's was no hiding it, no disguising it. It was a mixture of embarrassment and enjoyment.
And then she was squeezing it between her butt cheeks, again unseen. Over and over until it finally driove me over the edge....
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MintJulie on May 15, 2018, 02:30:48 PM
Sounds like a fun neighborhood Monster.
Last neighborhood party I went to, two neighbors got in a fist fight over someone not cutting the lawn. Police were called. It was a few years ago. I've since moved.
I miss my sis and brother-in-laws hottub. I used it a lot more than the pool. hmmm, might have to look into that.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: e_monster on May 16, 2018, 05:45:49 AM
It was a night to remember, that’s for sure. The episode with sis in law was a long time coming as there’d been some heat brewing between us for quite a while.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on May 16, 2018, 05:53:47 AM
It was a night to remember, that’s for sure. The episode with sis in law was a long time coming as there’d been some heat brewing between us for quite a while.
My sister in law does absolutely nothing for me from an attraction/lust/fantasy standpoint. But my brother, her husband, did walk in on her getting her rug munched by a friend recently, during a bunko party they were hosting. Didn’t think the old dame had it in her. My brother was upset. Hell, I would have shouted encouragement and joined in.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: e_monster on May 16, 2018, 06:35:37 AM
Ah! So the bunko party went into extra innings? Who knows what hot little secrets burn behind closed doors when suburban wives get together to socialize and party...
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: wayne3218 on May 16, 2018, 07:01:41 AM
You would be surprised at what your neighbours and other families are doing behind closed doors.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: e_monster on May 16, 2018, 02:54:46 PM
I’ve got a story about the secrets of neighbors I intend to post.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Dirtymind on May 17, 2018, 02:34:12 PM
I'm pretty sure my ex's daughter had an orgasm the last time I picked her up on my bike.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on May 17, 2018, 02:57:30 PM
I'm pretty sure my ex's daughter had an orgasm the last time I picked her up on my bike.
What’s with daughters and their mother’s boyfriends? I never fail to get into some kind of naughty flirtatious relationship with them, with touching, flashing, “innocent” fondling. They seem to enjoy confirmation that they are way hotter than Mom. I’m not talking about children by the way. My ex’s college daughter would always ask for a neck rub, then bend over to show me her braless tits that ended up in my face, while she straddled my knee and told me how *good* it felt. Her mother was usually in the kitchen. Mom would get a good fucking later, thanks to daughter. Maybe they were in on it together.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: e_monster on May 18, 2018, 05:55:55 AM
.... with touching, flashing, “innocent” fondling....
I’ve been subjected to flashing.
...which I’m sure was completely unintentional.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Killer Moth on May 23, 2018, 02:22:30 PM
I always loved that my first sex partner's preferred euphemism for masturbation was "helping herself." As in, "I helped myself in the bathroom at work today." It was sort of modest and sexy all at once (that sums her up, come to think of it).
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MintJulie on May 23, 2018, 02:31:51 PM
I always loved that my first sex partner's preferred euphemism for masturbation was "helping herself." As in, "I helped myself in the bathroom at work today." It was sort of modest and sexy all at once (that sums her up, come to think of it).
Thanks for sharing Killer. Not sure I've really mentioned it here before, but my word is diddle. A boyfriend many many moons ago used it and it stuck with me. A future boyfriend, knowing my love for music, rhymed 'diddle' for me and would talk about me 'playing the fiddle'.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Katiebee on May 25, 2018, 05:56:57 AM
High diddle, diddle, straight up the middle…
:emot_kiss: :aol_diddle:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: psiberzerker on May 25, 2018, 12:11:41 PM
Not sure I've really mentioned it here before, but my word is diddle. A boyfriend many many moons ago used it and it stuck with me. A future boyfriend, knowing my love for music, rhymed 'diddle' for me and would talk about me 'playing the fiddle'.
I've had lots of friends use the term "Fiddling." A lot of others too, like "Helping myself," but I like the euphemism fiddling, or playing the fiddle, and also use it often. It's kind of different for authors, though. Repetition is boring, so it's kind of related to the One Steve Rule. I've found that if you write stories where the protagonist is always named Steve, it gets boring, and predictable. You tend to lose readers eventually, so while some women prefer the term fiddling, it's nice to change things up in successive stories.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on May 26, 2018, 07:49:42 PM
Dana liked to sit on the edge of the tub to have her pussy fingered and licked. She had a big hairy bush, the kind trapper likes, and dark meaty cunt lips. I would start out stroking and licking until she was very wet, then gradually escalate until I was pinching and tugging on her pussy lips roughly, and calling her a nasty whore. I’d finally shove my finger way up her hood and start strumming her clit roughly, faster and faster. Her nipples would button up, and soon her legs would start shaking, as her moans turned into shrieks. She’d try not to fall in the tub while she had a nice orgasm for me.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on May 27, 2018, 06:06:06 PM
My Big Fat Greek Ass Fuck.
I met Dimitra at a night club I used to frequent with friends. She was a curvy Greek, with big tits and a pile of dark curly hair on her head. Not my type, but there was an attraction there. She invited me to have dinner at her family’s house on a Sunday. We had moussaka and spanokopita, pita bread and hummus, and lots of grappa. Little Dimita got frisky, and started rubbing my boner under the table.
We went back to her place and started making out. I rolled her over on her stomach and pulled her panties down her legs. Straddling her, I started to play with her big round Greek ass. She felt self conscious, so I pulled her cheeks apart and looked at her very hairy ass crack. Leaning in, I started flicking her small pink anus with my tongue.
“Oh, you are a naughty Greek aren’t you? You want some Greek love I bet.”
“No. No. I’ve never done that..”. She whimpered and squirmed as I pushed my tongue deep in her sphincter.
She protested that she was a good girl, and that I should leave, but I replaced my tongue with two fingers, and finally my cock. I filled her rectum with my bulging frank, and used her like a Greek bouncy house, while she snorted and squealed like a pig. I grabbed her big tits and started pinching and biting her nipples roughly.
I kept my finger on her clit with a steady rhythm, until her orgasm triggered my own. I didn’t wear a condom, and her gaping ass was full of my spunk. I liked it so much, I did her a second time, the same way, before I left.
We only dated a few months. I don’t think I ever fucked her pussy. Just her big fat hairy Greek asshole.
Yes, the Surprise Anal thread made me think of this. :emot_laughing:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on May 31, 2018, 03:08:17 PM
In the shower this morning, I was thinking about knocking up my ex. I had her legs splayed obscenely, and her knees pushed up against her tits. She was grunting and making a lot of unladylike noises. I had carefully planned my assault, and knew she was ovulating. She started to whimper and tried to push me off, as she felt my orgasm approaching, but I just kept pounding her like a pile driver till she climaxed and I shot about a week’s worth of cum in her ripe hole. The rest is history.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: e_monster on June 01, 2018, 05:14:04 AM
I had her legs splayed obscenely, and her knees pushed up against her tits.
Wonderful sensation, that.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on June 02, 2018, 10:06:11 PM
I put the vibrator in her pussy, the “clit stimulator” in her ass, and held the Hitachi on her clit. She had a good two minutes of orgasmic waves. My work here is done.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on July 01, 2018, 02:22:21 PM
Those obscene noises she makes when you’re putting fingers, tongue, toys, and finally your cock, in both holes. Individually and together. Treating her pussy like the fuck toy it is.
(https://i.imgur.com/UzbRRp6.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: psiberzerker on July 03, 2018, 02:19:46 AM
Those obscene noises she makes when you’re putting fingers, tongue, toys, and finally your cock, in both holes. Individually and together. Treating her pussy like the fuck toy it is.
Yeah, a good one is going back and forth, thrust by thrust. If you have enough control, I've found that a slow penetration of the ass, followed by a rapid withdrawl, fast stab into the vulva, then slow withdrawl.... (Rinse repeat) seems to have the best results on the most women.
With the caveat that they're all different, and respond differently.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: littleamy on July 03, 2018, 04:08:05 PM
I put the vibrator in her pussy, the “clit stimulator” in her ass, and held the Hitachi on her clit. She had a good two minutes of orgasmic waves. My work here is done.
I hear what your saying, however I'm so over the mic drop. It's been done a thousand times :-X
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on July 20, 2018, 03:55:55 PM
My friend married a young Russian girl, 35 years his junior. She fancies herself a model, and has a second Instagram account, in Russian, I’m sure he doesn’t know about. Why you ask? She post mainly nude and semi-nude photos of herself there. I’ve never mentioned it, but I’m on the “follows” list. So when we all go out, she gives me these looks. I wonder if she knows I blew a big load over her nudes in Yekaterinburg.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on July 28, 2018, 08:36:31 PM
My ex was only twenty when I met up with her, and had never had a “real” boyfriend as she said, so I really enjoyed undressing her with the lights on, and forcing her to allow me to touch her in her most delicate areas, not gently, while I made her confess what a cock hungry little whore she really was. She had a big hairy bush and ass crack, so I’d tug on her cunt lips and rim her ass, until she was screaming with a big sticky O, while I enjoyed her youthful inexperience. Then I’d make her sit on the bathroom counter, while I wedged my cock all the way up her tight pussy, for some bareback snake wrestling. Good times.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: psiberzerker on July 30, 2018, 03:17:02 AM
My ex was only twenty when I met up with her, and had never had a “real” boyfriend.
How old were you? The rest is really hot, but since being older and more experienced seemed to be a significant factor, I'm curious. How much older? 40s?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on August 19, 2018, 09:56:51 PM
I still fantasize about my ex. And her mother. Sometimes together. Usually apart.
Mind you, I don't want to be with my ex, and I would definitely turn down an invitation. Not that *that* would ever happen. Maybe her mother... we were shamefully close.
And her mother's mother. But other than that, I'm gonna draw a line. :emot_laughing:
I’ve been thinking about my ex mother in law. I really wanted to bang her 60 year old pussy.
(https://i.imgur.com/WbQTygI.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: e_monster on August 20, 2018, 09:32:18 PM
What a grin!
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: bachman on August 20, 2018, 09:40:59 PM
I can see why you would want to
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on September 08, 2018, 07:39:11 PM
Yeuw ever been to Texas? Because we've got rivers of that running down the gutters and clogging up the storm drains whenever it rains around here. I'm just saying, if that's the look you're after? Come to Waco, and cruise around Baylor.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on September 23, 2018, 11:03:01 PM
Yeuw ever been to Texas? Because we've got rivers of that running down the gutters and clogging up the storm drains whenever it rains around here. I'm just saying, if that's the look you're after? Come to Waco, and cruise around Baylor.
Dear, I live in the Hill Country north of SA. I’m a double UT grad, and have known a few Baylor women in the Biblical sense.
Dear, I live in the Hill Country north of SA. I’m a double UT grad, and have known a few Baylor women in the Biblical sense.
Cool! I thought that background looked familiar when I wrote it. That boss's wife of yours, she's probably got a Lone Star tramp stamp on the small of her back, ain't she?
Yeah, I used to live in Hunter's Chase, SA. (Pronounced "Esse!")
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on September 24, 2018, 06:42:48 AM
Dear, I live in the Hill Country north of SA. I’m a double UT grad, and have known a few Baylor women in the Biblical sense.
Cool! I thought that background looked familiar when I wrote it. That boss's wife of yours, she's probably got a Lone Star tramp stamp on the small of her back, ain't she?
Yeah, I used to live in Hunter's Chase, SA. (Pronounced "Esse!")
I think that’s Amanda Heard, but a doppelgänger. Never post the boss’s wife's photo to a porn site is a good rule to follow. Or so I’m told.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: psiberzerker on September 24, 2018, 11:09:30 PM
Never post the boss’s wife's photo to a porn site is a good rule to follow.
Well, especially with specifics, like the city, and the Part of the city. Okay, SA could be San Angelo. Uhm, hill country north of San Angelo? (I lived on the streets there. I don't recommend it, the dumpster diving is offal, but a pretty damned good downtown library.) I mean yeah, if you drive far enough north. LOL.
There's a lot of creeps out there, just saying. I hope that's a celebrity pic, but it still screams "TEXAS AS FUCK!"
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: littleamy on October 09, 2018, 03:54:16 PM
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on November 03, 2018, 11:02:27 PM
My mom is an RN, who was suspiciously fond of giving me testicular exams. She had a little wicker stool she’d sit on, that left my cock and balls right at eye level. She’d make me pull down my jeans and tighty whites, then she’d stroke my shaft and feel my balls. She’d roll each carefully between her fingers, while she said she felt no unusual masses or lumps. I’d be at half mast by then, and she’d get a washcloth soapy with Phisoderm and wash my cock, taking special care to clean my schmeg and foreskin. She’d peel it back, making my purple glans pop out. That would usually make my cock rock hard and throbbing. Mom would comment that my erection was normal, and would get a tape measure out to record my length and girth. This would go on for an impossibly long time, until I was leaking pre-cum profusely and about to pass out. Then she’d just pat my cock unexpectedly, and tell me to pull my pants up. The exam was over. I’m fairly sure she rubbed one out the minute I left the room. I know I did.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: psiberzerker on November 04, 2018, 12:42:37 AM
My mom worked the ER at Spahn Hospital. She had stories too.
This was in the 70s, so there was one guy that passed out at a discotech, because he had on tight pants with a polish sausage taped over his Femoral Artery. Tight enough to cut off circulation, until he fainted. (The femoral at the top of the thigh is about as big around as your pinkie, and carries enough blood flow for you to bleed out in seconds if it's completely severed.)
There was an old lady that came in complaining of feminine odor. Turned out the sulfurous stench came from a hard boiled egg that had gotten lost up there, quite some time ago. (Apparently, she forgot how many she had been playing with.)
A couple, she describes as being "Of the well-tanned persuasion," had to be talked out of naming their newborn daughter Placenta. Since they'd heard it at some point during Labor, and thought that sounded like a pretty name.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: RopeFiend on November 04, 2018, 02:31:48 AM
I heard the first one (disco dy-no-mite) in the '70s or '80s; the mechanism of discovery was a broken leg after slipping from the disco floor, and the EMTs cut his pants off. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cuke-of-earl/
Mom was an RN and told me that you'd bleed out in about 2 minutes from a peripheral artery laceration, not seconds. She'd worked in ERs for years as well as a number of other places over her career, so I'll trust her. She'd said it's exceedingly rare to die from an artery laceration unless you nail the carotid arteries or puncture the torso and hit one of the interior arteries. I asked mom LOTS of "what if" first-aid questions over the years. ;-)
I'm not a doctor, but I *did* stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: psiberzerker on November 04, 2018, 02:40:05 AM
Mom was an RN and told me that you'd bleed out in about 2 minutes from a peripheral artery laceration, not seconds.
Seconds to a couple minutes depending on several factors, like muscular pressure, bleedway opening (How wide the hole is to the inside of the thing) worse case scenario, if you try to run, because you're being chased by an ax murderer, it can bleed out in seconds. Okay, Tens of seconds, not single digits, to get more accurate within an Order of Magnitude.
According to my EMT trainer, and my military fields manual.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: e_monster on November 12, 2018, 06:47:14 PM
There was an old lady that came in complaining of feminine odor. Turned out the sulfurous stench came from a hard boiled egg that had gotten lost up there, quite some time ago. (Apparently, she forgot how many she had been playing with.)
Oh, wow...
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: staci on November 12, 2018, 08:09:07 PM
Mom was an RN and told me that you'd bleed out in about 2 minutes from a peripheral artery laceration, not seconds.
Seconds to a couple minutes depending on several factors, like muscular pressure, bleedway opening (How wide the hole is to the inside of the thing) worse case scenario, if you try to run, because you're being chased by an ax murderer, it can bleed out in seconds. Okay, Tens of seconds, not single digits, to get more accurate within an Order of Magnitude.
According to my EMT trainer, and my military fields manual.
even faster if you are hanging upside down by your feet. All runs down, you see.
Hard boiled egg? Forgot how many she was playing with? Were they peeled? Where's my snopes?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: psiberzerker on November 12, 2018, 08:29:46 PM
even faster if you are hanging upside down by your feet. All runs down, you see.
Not from the heart. You actually want to elevate the limb above the heart, and apply pressure. So it has to pump ^UP against gravity. The femorals are below the heart, standing up.
Again, citing my EMT instructor, and Army Field Manual.
Also, when she was a candystriper (Late 60s) she was sent to get a "Neck Tourniquet." Those were just the 3 Sexual stories, there's ton's more. But when I got to the jobsite, and the Forman said "This stud's got a hook to it, run down to the truck, and get me the board straighter" I didn't fall for it. At Hardee's, it was a "Left handed spatula."
I guess you're going to want snopes on my personal experiences now?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Katiebee on November 13, 2018, 05:20:51 AM
My dad said firing line and shot group tightener were favorites in the Army.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: psiberzerker on November 13, 2018, 09:30:16 PM
I have never heard this phrase, used this way, or anything like it. Tighter groupings, yeah. Accuracy is stressed on the firing line to minimise misses, but I have literally no idea what "Shot Group Tightened" means.
You should see the USMC rifle qualifiers! When I was in training at Quantico (As a Fluid Power Systems technician, I had to work on All land vehicles with Hydraulic/Pneumatic components, and the Marines are the other primary Infantry force) I heard about it, and had access to their ranges. So, I went out, and boned up on my M-4 Carbine. Let me tell you 1: It's tough, and B: Those guys can fucking shoot!
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Elizabeth on November 13, 2018, 09:37:17 PM
My dad said firing line and shot group tightened were favorites in the Army.
From Helicopter Squadron Jargon (Thanks Dad).
" Go Get A Bucket Of Prop Wash" " We Need About 6 Feet Of Flight Line" "FUBAR" <--- Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition "SNAFU" <--- Situation Normal, All Fucked Up "BOHICA" <-- Bend Over, Here It Come Again
LOL....how come military guys always come up with weird jargon..??
Love, Liz
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Jed_ on November 13, 2018, 09:40:09 PM
I have never heard this phrase, used this way, or anything like it. Tighter groupings, yeah. Accuracy is stressed on the firing line to minimise misses, but I have literally no idea what "Shot Group Tightened" means. You should see the USMC rifle qualifiers!
If semantics are being debated, tight groups is precision. Accuracy is hitting what you aim at. Precision is a reflection of the shooter’s ability and the equipment, while accuracy is adjusting your sights. Yeah I know nearly everyone that shoots refers to tight groups as accuracy, but they also use accuracy and precision synonymously, when they are two different things.
Katie clearly means that one shot group was tighter than a previous group, her (or someone’s) shooting precision increased.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: psiberzerker on November 13, 2018, 09:43:06 PM
LOL....how come military guys always come up with weird jargon..??
Honestly, we have a remarkable amount of time on our hands. We sing songs about the few minutes of terror, but the way we're kept, and deployed, every day was hours of waiting for a few minutes of terror.
For example, you stand there on the firing line for about 20-40 minutes, waiting for your chance to empty a magazine, and then go wait for your group to come back. So, we shoot the shit more than anything else.
Oh yeah. Jed's right, Precision shooting =/= Accuracy, but people say "Accuracy" because it's faster than "Precision Shooting," or "Shot Groups Tightened."
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Jed_ on November 13, 2018, 10:00:41 PM
Btw, my understanding of accuracy vs precision comes from the lab and running assays. If you are analyzing something quantifiable, there is a ‘true’ quantity you are trying to determine. If your result approaches that theoretical ‘true’ value, your result is accurate. An assay that gives repeatable and reproducible results or nearly the same result each time you test the same sample, it’s termed precision. You want to know both for an assay you rely on, it’s accuracy across a range of quantities and it’s precision across that range.
Want to know the difference between repeatability and reproducibility?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: psiberzerker on November 13, 2018, 10:32:34 PM
Btw, my understanding of accuracy vs precision comes from the lab and running assays. If you are analyzing something quantifiable, there is a ‘true’ quantity you are trying to determine. If your result approaches that theoretical ‘true’ value, your result is accurate. An assay that gives repeatable and reproducible results or nearly the same result each time you test the same sample, it’s termed precision. You want to know both for an assay you rely on, it’s accuracy across a range of quantities and it’s precision across that range.
Want to know the difference between repeatability and reproducibility?
It's also used in Robotics. As it applies to Industrial Automation, there's 2 ways to fit a tab into a slot: Active Compliance guides it in carefully with sensors, and a Master/slave servo loop. The other way is with hard stops to put the part in position, then jiggle it around, and jam it home.
That's called Forced Compliance. (Or in cockney slang, "Bodging.")
Now, about those Random Sexual Thoughts...
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Katiebee on November 14, 2018, 12:39:42 AM
I have never heard this phrase, used this way, or anything like it. Tighter groupings, yeah. Accuracy is stressed on the firing line to minimise misses, but I have literally no idea what "Shot Group Tightened" means.
You should see the USMC rifle qualifiers! When I was in training at Quantico (As a Fluid Power Systems technician, I had to work on All land vehicles with Hydraulic/Pneumatic components, and the Marines are the other primary Infantry force) I heard about it, and had access to their ranges. So, I went out, and boned up on my M-4 Carbine. Let me tell you 1: It's tough, and B: Those guys can fucking shoot!
auto-correct decided tightened was more correct than tightener.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: psiberzerker on November 14, 2018, 12:44:43 AM
So yeah. I go through fetishistic cycles, and lately it's been ball sucking, for some reason. Okay, I just spent half a week cleaning up after the shitty power crew leaving privet all over the yard. And getting my balls sucked.
^-^
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: wayne3218 on November 14, 2018, 12:49:59 AM
So yeah. I go through fetishistic cycles, and lately it's been ball sucking, for some reason. Okay, I just spent half a week cleaning up after the shitty power crew leaving privet all over the yard. And getting my balls sucked.
So yeah. I go through fetishistic cycles, and lately it's been ball sucking, for some reason. Okay, I just spent half a week cleaning up after the shitty power crew leaving privet all over the yard. And getting my balls sucked.
^-^
Analingus. Rim jobs. Tongue wiggling in the dirt hole. This is a friend’s fetish also, so we have been swapping ribald fantasies about spreading cheeks and violating the brownie maker.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: psiberzerker on November 14, 2018, 11:44:00 PM
Me too, I can eat ass for hours, and also navalingus. Eating out the belly button, for much the same reasons. It's also cleaner, and somewhat easier access most of the time. I especially enjoyed this one guy that liked to cum all over my chest, neck, and down my body while I ate out his belly.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: staci on November 15, 2018, 12:02:19 AM
TMI
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: psiberzerker on November 15, 2018, 12:07:22 AM
Anybody tries eating out my belly button, I'll get sick in 10 seconds. That's my weak spot. If I eat something and I start feeling sick. I can stick my finger in and wiggle it around and empty my stomach. Honestly, just thinking about it has me feeling icky queasy.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: psiberzerker on November 15, 2018, 09:37:58 PM
Anybody tries eating out my belly button, I'll get sick in 10 seconds. That's my weak spot.
GTK! Unlikely we'll ever get together, but I'll keep that in mind. Yes, I have run into that reaction before. It's a real mood killer.
Honestly, I've known girls that got nauseous from cunnilingus, so. Yeah. They were straight, obviously.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on November 16, 2018, 05:17:55 AM
Getting a sexy photo, then milking out a huge load over it. No shaving required.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MintJulie on November 16, 2018, 03:58:49 PM
Thinking back to sweaty sex in my 20's with my boyfriend, no a/c and it was 95 degrees at night. It was a slippery week of fun after the lights went off.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on December 01, 2018, 11:10:45 PM
First girl I fisted. She insisted and coached me how to do it. She was spread so wide, swearing and dripping cum from her very full fuck hole. Neighbors got an earful. Not long after that, she was also the first girl who pegged me proper. Not gently. She was very androgynous.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: wayne3218 on December 01, 2018, 11:18:56 PM
First girl I fisted. She insisted and coached me how to do it. She was spread so wide, swearing and dripping cum from her very full fuck hole. Neighbors got an earful. Not long after that, she was also the first girl who pegged me proper. Not gently. She was very androgynous.
Maybe because I have a large hand and fist is the reason I have never been able to fist a female. It sounds like a lot of fun.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: psiberzerker on December 01, 2018, 11:22:29 PM
Maybe because I have a large hand and fist is the reason I have never been able to fist a female. It sounds like a lot of fun.
Unless you're the incredible hulk, with fists larger than your Head, (Or she's proportioned like Dora the Explorer's mom. Who's daughter had a head broader than her hips.) It shouldn't be too large to fit in an opening designed to birth a human being. Granted, the smallest possible human beings, but still. It just takes a lot longer to get him, or her prepped.
Again, calling them "Females" make you sound Ferengi. Yes, technically they are females, but so are little girls, and you can't fist them, either. Why don't you guys ever talk about teh Males?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: RopeFiend on December 02, 2018, 12:04:49 AM
Again, calling them "Females" make you sound Ferengi. Yes, technically they are females, but so are little girls, and you can't fist them, either. Why don't you guys ever talk about teh Males?
It's that hole "not teh gay" thing we're into.
Sorry for the misspelling... I was masturbating whilst writing this. ;D
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: psiberzerker on December 02, 2018, 11:38:34 AM
Why would that be gay? What would possibly be gay about calling the females Women?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on December 24, 2018, 01:03:55 AM
I was thinking about that special Christmas gift, when my girlfriend rolled me over and ate my hairy asshole for thirty minutes, like it was so much chocolate pound cake. Better than the jelly of the month club, “It’s the gift that keeps giving all year long.” — Cousin Eddie. She gave me an anal fetish for Christmas. I still enjoy it, 40 years later. Oh, and she let me pound her rose bud after that. Thank you Patty.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on February 02, 2019, 07:03:47 PM
When it’s still dark in the morning, and you are sleeping. But I am very hungry for your body, so I uncurl you, and begin to touch you. You are murmuring softly, while I peel your panties off. The warm round tip of my cock tries to insinuate itself between your lips, which aren’t fully lubricated. I slowly push forward, no more than an eighth of an inch each time. As you begin to moan, stretching to accommodate me. And then the faucets open, and I slip deep inside your tiny hole. And the grinding begins.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on February 07, 2019, 05:48:50 PM
I like to pinch a fat pair of pussy lips, and then pull them very far apart. Abnormally so, while I editorialize on her cunt hair, ciltoral size, lubrication, labia coloration, etc. I should have a nursing assistant take notes.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on February 09, 2019, 09:07:22 PM
When your high school girlfriend sends a social media message that she’s horny, her husband is asleep, and could you tell her a story to make her cum. Only she’s a grandmother now, somewhat overweight, and grey beaver. Is there such a thing as a sympathy sext? If so, I gave one. Let her think about that during church on Sunday.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on February 27, 2019, 04:53:02 PM
My ex used to call from time to time, asking if I could give her some money. She had a shopping addiction and typically ran her credit cards up to the point she had no money left for food or rent. I always advised I could give her some money, pursuant to our “standard agreement.” The standard agreement was she would come over and be my sex slave for three hours. No back talk or arguments, no safe word.
Now, this might sound awful, but she actually enjoyed this, and looked forward to it. She’s a real ball breaking bitch, and she needed the occasional release that came with being totally dominated, submissive, and humbled. She also had rather vanilla sex with her boyfriends, and had a sentimental craving for daddy’s perversity. Which I was happy to give a reminder lesson concerning.
It was really satisfying to hog tie her, then stretch all of her holes to the point she was begging for mercy. “No devochka, you have been naughty, and this is your punishment.” I’d attach the Hitachi to her kiska, and give her repeated forced orgasms while photographing her pussy and anus contracting. Finally, I’d give her a 2 liter warm soapy enema, before fucking her hairy Russian asshole.
“Your check is on the table by the door.” She would dress quietly, knowing this would not be the last time.
(https://i.imgur.com/Alu4GlL.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: psiberzerker on February 28, 2019, 11:46:32 PM
My mom was an ERN, and an ORN at Spahn Hospital in Corpus Christi. She never molested me, though.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on March 01, 2019, 12:47:42 AM
Right, it's for a book. You're very mature for your age, and you turned out fine!
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: RopeFiend on March 01, 2019, 01:22:59 AM
Mom was an RN. We never had "penis inspection day". I guess she had an acceptable sex life.
(https://i.imgur.com/humYkfO.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on March 01, 2019, 01:28:06 AM
They do have penis/vagina inspection day in Russia. The district physician comes by once a year for a physical, including reproductive organs. A detailed record is kept. Why? No idea. Maybe Putin wants to call up all the men with eight inch (20 cm) cocks!
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: psiberzerker on March 01, 2019, 01:49:48 AM
No penis inspection day includes a soapy handjob in the bathtub.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: staci on March 01, 2019, 02:27:25 AM
Being a member here provides all kinds of education. penis inspections, wow. :emot_weird:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on March 01, 2019, 02:29:38 AM
No penis inspection day includes a soapy handjob in the bathtub.
Too bad. They’d be much more popular.
My ex said she always dreaded physical day. But there was no escaping it. If you called in sick, they’d just do a make-up day that was reportedly much worse. I would get incredibly возбуждена listening to details of the pelvic and breast exams, with a Soviet era doctor reciting observations and measurements to the nurse. She was rather shy and proper, at least before we met, and she couldn’t speak of it with blushing deeply.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: ManoftheFamily on August 10, 2020, 03:12:19 PM
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Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: ManoftheFamily on August 11, 2020, 04:12:33 PM
I write sexy stories and I am trying to get a footholdc in the boad here. I am a noob and I could use some guidance and assistance from some of the older hands here. I thank you. ManoftheFamily
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on August 11, 2020, 05:00:03 PM
I write sexy stories and I am trying to get a footholdc in the boad here. I am a noob and I could use some guidance and assistance from some of the older hands here. I thank you. ManoftheFamily
Welcome. Come over to “Say Hello” and introduce yourself!
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: ManoftheFamily on August 11, 2020, 05:07:56 PM
I don't know how many, if ever, have noticed this, but it just makes me wonder. There is a condition called Peyronie's disease. It is when the penis takes on the physical appearance of a banana, either curving up or off to one side, often with a noticeable bump. I have noticed many men in porn films have Peyronie's, and wonder why this is so.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on September 14, 2020, 12:52:05 AM
On my way home after work today and was stopped at a red light, looked over and saw this guy staring down at his lap. I assumed he was texting or doing something on his phone, but then started wondering if maybe, he was... shifting gears... at the light.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on September 19, 2020, 09:18:45 PM
Well I would not do this the very first time. But at some point, I will tie you up, put things in your kiska and your anus, clips on your nipples, and a huge vibrator on your clitoris. Then I will make you suck my cock, while I call you a whore, and take photos of you having climax after climax. You’ll be spent and wet, and have sperm dripping out of all three holes by the time I’m finished. I will be your Master. Will you be my Margarita?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on September 22, 2020, 01:34:28 AM
I've always thought that if I grabbed a random guy, pulled him someplace secluded, pulled down my pants, grabbed a wall and stuck out my ass, and told him to go crazy, he would probably be too confused or freaked out to actually go through with it.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on September 22, 2020, 03:33:12 AM
I've always thought that if I grabbed a random guy, pulled him someplace secluded, pulled down my pants, grabbed a wall and stuck out my ass, and told him to go crazy, he would probably be too confused or freaked out to actually go through with it.
If you told me to go crazy on your ass, you would probably be in for a surprise. I’m rather fond of putting my tongue inside places it doesn’t belong.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on September 22, 2020, 03:36:09 AM
I've always thought that if I grabbed a random guy, pulled him someplace secluded, pulled down my pants, grabbed a wall and stuck out my ass, and told him to go crazy, he would probably be too confused or freaked out to actually go through with it.
If you told me to go crazy on your ass, you would probably be in for a surprise. I’m rather fond of putting my tongue inside places it doesn’t belong.
Ok, but I think you're minority. I probably would be surprised, pleasantly surprised.
FYI, to answer an earlier question you had: 2
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on September 28, 2020, 01:19:03 AM
If any guy here can install an ignore topic button so I can ignore all the political and 1408 stuff (except the weather topic) in the next 12 hours, will drive to you house on tuesday and suck your....
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MintJulie on September 28, 2020, 03:54:27 AM
If any guy here can install an ignore topic button so I can ignore all the political and 1408 stuff (except the weather topic) in the next 12 hours, will drive to you house on tuesday and suck your....
No can do. Sorry.
Just don't go in to 1408 if you don't like it. I avoid it. I'm only visiting now because Toe had to take a few days off.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on September 28, 2020, 04:09:08 AM
If any guy here can install an ignore topic button so I can ignore all the political and 1408 stuff (except the weather topic) in the next 12 hours, will drive to you house on tuesday and suck your....
No can do. Sorry.
Just don't go in to 1408 if you don't like it. I avoid it. I'm only visiting now because Toe had to take a few days off.
When I log on I check recent replies, then I check recent posts and it is almost always some political or racist based rant that changes nothing. I'm just hoping that after the election it'll calm down...
Who am I kidding the bitching will always continue :facepalm:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MissBarbara on September 28, 2020, 11:36:59 PM
If any guy here can install an ignore topic button so I can ignore all the political and 1408 stuff (except the weather topic) in the next 12 hours, will drive to you house on tuesday and suck your....
No can do. Sorry.
Just don't go in to 1408 if you don't like it. I avoid it. I'm only visiting now because Toe had to take a few days off.
When I log on I check recent replies, then I check recent posts and it is almost always some political or racist based rant that changes nothing. I'm just hoping that after the election it'll calm down...
Who am I kidding the bitching will always continue :facepalm:
As Julie pointed out, if you don't like what goes on in 1408, don't go there. And ignore the posts you see in recent replies.
There's a lot of content here I never view and that I'm completely uninterested in. So, when I see in it the recent replies feed, I just skip it.
It's very easy...
And, it's somewhat puzzling why you're introducing this topic in the Sex Talk thread. Instead of ranting about political content, why not, your know, talk about sex?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on September 29, 2020, 12:28:51 AM
If any guy here can install an ignore topic button so I can ignore all the political and 1408 stuff (except the weather topic) in the next 12 hours, will drive to you house on tuesday and suck your....
No can do. Sorry.
Just don't go in to 1408 if you don't like it. I avoid it. I'm only visiting now because Toe had to take a few days off.
When I log on I check recent replies, then I check recent posts and it is almost always some political or racist based rant that changes nothing. I'm just hoping that after the election it'll calm down...
Who am I kidding the bitching will always continue :facepalm:
As Julie pointed out, if you don't like what goes on in 1408, don't go there. And ignore the posts you see in recent replies.
There's a lot of content here I never view and that I'm completely uninterested in. So, when I see in it the recent replies feed, I just skip it.
It's very easy...
And, it's somewhat puzzling why you're introducing this topic in the Sex Talk thread. Instead of ranting about political content, why not, your know, talk about sex?
I don't read it, I open the link and wanting to join a conversation I skim through and find nothing but politics. It got annoying and I thought, "holy shit, who's cock to I have to suck for all this nonsense to go away"... sexual thought and now here we are.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MissBarbara on September 29, 2020, 12:57:41 AM
I don't read it, I open the link and wanting to join a conversation I skim through and find nothing but politics. It got annoying and I thought, "holy shit, who's cock to I have to suck for all this nonsense to go away"... sexual thought and now here we are.
I started streaming a BBC series called "Vienna Blood." It's fascinating, and I highly recommend it.
One of the characters is played by an Austrailian actress named Jessica De Gouw, whom I find absolutely captivating. She certainly stirs up all kinds of sexual thoughts in me...
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on October 07, 2020, 10:03:16 PM
There is nothing like walking into a room with a great looking man that grabs the attention of all the other women. The longer their eyes are on him the more I want him. If any of you flirt with a guy I'm with, it will take all my will power NOT to whisk him away to a secluded spot or bathroom stall. Only I can give him what he needs.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Jed_ on October 07, 2020, 10:49:16 PM
There is nothing like walking into a room with a great looking man that grabs the attention of all the other women. The longer their eyes are on him the more I want him. If any of you flirt with a guy I'm with, it will take all my will power NOT to whisk him away to a secluded spot or bathroom stall. Only I can give him what he needs.
Any time I’ve gotten any female attention it suddenly makes me more attractive to any other woman in the room? LOL
I used to try and get girls I knew to go out with me platonically. It made me more interesting apparently. And more than once, my platonic date got less platonic as a result.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Levorotatory on October 08, 2020, 04:41:07 AM
There is nothing like walking into a room with a great looking man that grabs the attention of all the other women. The longer their eyes are on him the more I want him. If any of you flirt with a guy I'm with, it will take all my will power NOT to whisk him away to a secluded spot or bathroom stall. Only I can give him what he needs.
You could probably have half of the men in the room, but you go after the one the competition are drooling over? Doubly bad if you are looking for more than just sex - knowing he can have almost any woman he wants has likely turned him into an arrogant prick.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on October 08, 2020, 05:09:49 AM
There is nothing like walking into a room with a great looking man that grabs the attention of all the other women. The longer their eyes are on him the more I want him. If any of you flirt with a guy I'm with, it will take all my will power NOT to whisk him away to a secluded spot or bathroom stall. Only I can give him what he needs.
You could probably have half of the men in the room, but you go after the one the competition are drooling over? Doubly bad if you are looking for more than just sex - knowing he can have almost any woman he wants has likely turned him into an arrogant prick.
I think you misunderstood. Should typed it out differently. I'll rephrase.
There is nothing like being with a great looking man, and walking into a room, and he grabs the attention of all the other women...
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Levorotatory on October 08, 2020, 06:05:36 AM
Ok, makes more sense now.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on November 19, 2020, 10:23:16 PM
It should be against the law for men to wear underwear if they are going to be wearing sweatpants. Or gym short while they run.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on November 20, 2020, 02:08:17 AM
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on November 20, 2020, 03:35:06 AM
Never enjoyed watching a foot race so much in my life. I was at a gas station earlier today and was waiting behind two guys, both wearing sweatpants, and it was quite obvious that one was not wearing underwear :emot_thdrool:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: watcher1 on November 20, 2020, 03:15:54 PM
It should be against the law for men to wear underwear if they are going to be wearing sweatpants. Or gym short while they run.
Same goes for women... 8)
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Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: SmuDoodel on November 21, 2020, 02:14:42 PM
She rolled a stocking up slowly one outstretched alabaster leg. The stockings were a delight and I knew would be of a fabric that was soft on my ears as her thighs would caress them later that night. Red nails on her fingers answered her lips and hair harmoniously. Smoothing stocking at the top of her thigh, she traced a red fingernail across the emerald green pantie that covered her sweet swale.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on December 20, 2020, 09:28:22 PM
Earlier today during my lunch I was at the convenience store, and I caught this young person creeping a photo on his phone. I was quite upset, and made him delete the photo, forbid call the police. I watched him delete it. told my friends here at work about it, and the more we talk and the more I think about it, the less angry I feel, and a bit more... I'll use the word sexy.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Army of One on December 20, 2020, 10:47:34 PM
If you've seen anything I've put up on the sister site Ravishment University, then you'd notice I can be quite imaginative, although not as much as many over there (or even some here), specifically in the devices department.
As an example, an A frame with a hole through which the arm(s) of a fucking machine can go. (This is pretty low-level, admittedly, even for me.)
It does go up from there, but I'll only provide those details if asked politely.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Jed_ on December 21, 2020, 01:57:29 AM
Earlier today during my lunch I was at the convenience store, and I caught this young person creeping a photo on his phone. I was quite upset, and made him delete the photo, forbid call the police. I watched him delete it. told my friends here at work about it, and the more we talk and the more I think about it, the less angry I feel, and a bit more... I'll use the word sexy.
I’ve done that maybe a few times, surreptitiously taking pictures trying not to get caught doing so. Mostly I’m thinking about being in Barcelona and Nice on topless beaches. We had no iPhones then, it was an actual camera with real film.
In Nice France there was this gorgeous Asian girl wearing only a thong and her Nordic looking bf on towels, I walked past them staring straight ahead my camera at my side. Guessing the timing, I pressed the button as I past. It was real film back then, and I got a beautiful picture of that Asian girl; her bare breasts were perfect. My uncle was convinced I stopped and took it while she smiled at me. Maybe she did know, and liked it?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on December 21, 2020, 02:18:31 AM
Earlier today during my lunch I was at the convenience store, and I caught this young person creeping a photo on his phone. I was quite upset, and made him delete the photo, forbid call the police. I watched him delete it. told my friends here at work about it, and the more we talk and the more I think about it, the less angry I feel, and a bit more... I'll use the word sexy.
I’ve done that maybe a few times, surreptitiously taking pictures trying not to get caught doing so. Mostly I’m thinking about being in Barcelona and Nice on topless beaches. We had no iPhones then, it was an actual camera with real film.
In Nice France there was this gorgeous Asian girl wearing only a thong and her Nordic looking bf on towels, I walked past them staring straight ahead my camera at my side. Guessing the timing, I pressed the button as I past. It was real film back then, and I got a beautiful picture of that Asian girl; her bare breasts were perfect. My uncle was convinced I stopped and took it while she smiled at me. Maybe she did know, and liked it?
It made me so mad at the time, this, let's be honest here, kid, took an unwanted pic of me. I work weekends, so I'm in my veterinarian scrubs. Not exactly the most attractive thing out there, and j thought maybe he caught me with some undies hanging out, but the top is generally long enough to prevent that.
All he got was a profile pic of me looking at water. No big deal, but it was that he just took the picture that irritated me. He left the flash on to boot. Not very stealthy.
It was only after the fact that I started to think differently. What would he have done if I took his phone and went to the bathroom to snap a few more personal pics? These are of course the wrong thoughts, he wa clearly not old enough for that.
Makes me feel dirty, which makes me feel hot.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on December 21, 2020, 03:37:47 AM
Earlier today during my lunch I was at the convenience store, and I caught this young person creeping a photo on his phone. I was quite upset, and made him delete the photo, forbid call the police. I watched him delete it. told my friends here at work about it, and the more we talk and the more I think about it, the less angry I feel, and a bit more... I'll use the word sexy.
I’ve done that maybe a few times, surreptitiously taking pictures trying not to get caught doing so. Mostly I’m thinking about being in Barcelona and Nice on topless beaches. We had no iPhones then, it was an actual camera with real film.
In Nice France there was this gorgeous Asian girl wearing only a thong and her Nordic looking bf on towels, I walked past them staring straight ahead my camera at my side. Guessing the timing, I pressed the button as I past. It was real film back then, and I got a beautiful picture of that Asian girl; her bare breasts were perfect. My uncle was convinced I stopped and took it while she smiled at me. Maybe she did know, and liked it?
It made me so mad at the time, this, let's be honest here, kid, took an unwanted pic of me. I work weekends, so I'm in my veterinarian scrubs. Not exactly the most attractive thing out there, and j thought maybe he caught me with some undies hanging out, but the top is generally long enough to prevent that.
All he got was a profile pic of me looking at water. No big deal, but it was that he just took the picture that irritated me. He left the flash on to boot. Not very stealthy.
It was only after the fact that I started to think differently. What would he have done if I took his phone and went to the bathroom to snap a few more personal pics? These are of course the wrong thoughts, he wa clearly not old enough for that.
Makes me feel dirty, which makes me feel hot.
I can understand the anger, and understand the feeling after of it being hot.
In the beach at Barcelona in 2000 I was taking topless pictures of my wife. It was just a mere coincidence (not) that about a dozen other topless girls made it into the frames. It was my first time at a topless beach, I was a bit like a kid in a candy store.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: watcher1 on December 21, 2020, 03:36:15 PM
Earlier today during my lunch I was at the convenience store, and I caught this young person creeping a photo on his phone. I was quite upset, and made him delete the photo, forbid call the police. I watched him delete it. told my friends here at work about it, and the more we talk and the more I think about it, the less angry I feel, and a bit more... I'll use the word sexy.
One of the downsides of cellphones, especially now that the camera app is getting to be top notch. I wouldn't blame people for feeling uneasy when in a changing room or even a public toilet. Not to mention what these voyeurs do with the pictures when they are alone. :emot_weird:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: e_monster on December 24, 2020, 09:15:42 PM
The office's administrative aide posted her tropical vacation pix on social media.
I couldn't help but admire the bikini shots.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on January 28, 2021, 09:06:48 PM
Sick of doing chores and because of a conversation I had with a few of you in PMs, the first thought I had was, "wish i had somebodies face to sit on."
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: watcher1 on January 28, 2021, 09:57:30 PM
Sick of doing chores and because of a conversation I had with a few of you in PMs, the first thought I had was, "wish i had somebodies face to sit on."
Watcher raises his good wing. I volunteer. :emot_kiss:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Army of One on January 29, 2021, 03:20:21 AM
Sick of doing chores and because of a conversation I had with a few of you in PMs, the first thought I had was, "wish i had somebodies face to sit on."
I'll volunteer!
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Sweetums on January 30, 2021, 01:11:28 AM
Sick of doing chores and because of a conversation I had with a few of you in PMs, the first thought I had was, "wish i had somebodies face to sit on."
I'm imagining a special Moderator's Chair for MJ. A number of selfless volunteer KBers are strapped lying down into a turntable behind /underneath the throne. The throne rotates like a revolver every time a lever is pulled. As she continues to moderate and orgasm and the current tongue becomes tired, she pulls a lever, and the next KBer rotates into place. Or perhaps, after each orgasm is complete, she pulls the lever to give the next KBer a chance to give her one. That would mix it up a bit more while offering a sense of completion and a job well done for our selfless heroes. Fun for everyone! Perhaps also standing at the middle of the turntable is a fluffer for the guys? It would be good to have a bit of diversion while awaiting your turn or inspiration when you're under the hot seat.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Sweetums on January 30, 2021, 02:35:54 AM
Since Mrs Sweetums #3 has lost her libido, is unresponsive in bed, and is sullen about it and won't look into doing anything about it even though we have the resources to do so, I've begun to consider my options.
My therapist suggested that I might be able to create a stable polyamorous relationship. I can see how that might work in terms of everybody getting their needs met. However a) I have no idea where to find people who would be interested in such an arrangement and b) I'm concerned that we wouldn't be what most polyamorous individuals or couples would be looking for. If I as an individual was on the hunt for a polyamorous relationship, I would only consider couples with strong successful relationships, and I would never represent my current situation as that.
Anybody with experience have any thoughts or ideas for me in this matter?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Bittersweet on January 30, 2021, 06:25:51 AM
Sick of doing chores and because of a conversation I had with a few of you in PMs, the first thought I had was, "wish i had somebodies face to sit on."
Alternate chores and facesitting..
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on January 30, 2021, 07:31:40 AM
Huh, this thread is suddenly causing my face and tongue to get tingly ;D
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on February 04, 2021, 04:01:43 PM
Wondering if I should call BIG Ben and see if he wants to shelter together during the snowfall. If the weather outside is going to be terrible I would rather spend it sweaty on all fours getting f@#$ed hard. Might as well make today a great one, tomorrow might suck and life's too short for two crappy days in a row.
(Last second thought) If the weather is going to suck, so should I
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: msslave on February 04, 2021, 04:54:22 PM
Our Shiela...what a way with words she has. :emot_laughing:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on February 04, 2021, 05:02:40 PM
Our Shiela...what a way with words she has. :emot_laughing:
:emot_laughing:
Well I'm feeling a bit randy today and was wondering how I could put it to make it sound sexy or sensual, but that isn't what my head was telling me.
My literal spoken words to myself were, "I should call him. Spend the cold getting f@#$ing plowed"
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on February 23, 2021, 05:02:29 AM
I just want somebody to snuggle up under a blanket with.
Then I realize, I'm absolutely horrible at cuddling. You hold me the right way, and within 10 minutes, your dick will be in my hands... 15 minutes, my mouth... after that, dealers choice.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on February 23, 2021, 05:06:23 AM
Our Shiela...what a way with words she has. :emot_laughing:
:emot_laughing:
Well I'm feeling a bit randy today and was wondering how I could put it to make it sound sexy or sensual, but that isn't what my head was telling me.
My literal spoken words to myself were, "I should call him. Spend the cold getting f@#$ing plowed"
You've passed me in woo's now, but how the fuck am I supposed to compete with that? :emot_laughing:
You could always become the plow. BIG Ben and I are taking a break.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on March 02, 2021, 08:36:10 PM
Salted caramel.
Chatting with a friend and I think I made the perfect comparison. Was talking about sex and how I like to get slapped sometimes. She finds it odd considering my past abuse. So... salted caramel.
An abusive slap is like a teaspoon of salt shoved in your mouth.
A sexy slap is a pinch of salt, just enough to bite your tongue. Take that pinch and add it to caramel and you've got something amazing. Salty sweet, Pain and pleasure.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: purpleshoes on March 03, 2021, 01:05:08 PM
Chatting with a friend and I think I made the perfect comparison. Was talking about sex and how I like to get slapped sometimes. She finds it odd considering my past abuse. So... salted caramel.
An abusive slap is like a teaspoon of salt shoved in your mouth.
A sexy slap is a pinch of salt, just enough to bite your tongue. Take that pinch and add it to caramel and you've got something amazing. Salty sweet, Pain and pleasure.
You are a very strange gal Ms. Shiela. And that's only part of what makes you so freakin' adorable. :-*
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Dirtymind on March 03, 2021, 01:28:49 PM
Chatting with a friend and I think I made the perfect comparison. Was talking about sex and how I like to get slapped sometimes. She finds it odd considering my past abuse. So... salted caramel.
An abusive slap is like a teaspoon of salt shoved in your mouth.
A sexy slap is a pinch of salt, just enough to bite your tongue. Take that pinch and add it to caramel and you've got something amazing. Salty sweet, Pain and pleasure.
Abuse will give you a different view on sex. As will trust. If you trust someone enough to indulge your deepest fantasies, that's brilliant - but it's also very hard.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on March 04, 2021, 03:55:05 AM
A girlfriend slipped on the ice today and landed on her coccyx. What is it with my girls landing on their coccyx this week? Sex on a donut pillow (gentle careful sex) is no fun!
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on March 04, 2021, 04:21:49 AM
A girlfriend slipped on the ice today and landed on her coccyx. What is it with my girls landing on their coccyx this week? Sex on a donut pillow (gentle careful sex) is no fun!
It's not like we can stop and think about it. I think our subconscious reaction is to land on our butts. Stupid little tail bone reminds us that's not always a good idea. Mines all better now though. All the tenderness is gone, but I haven't gotten laid in a month so it's not like it matters much.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on March 04, 2021, 04:55:25 AM
A girlfriend slipped on the ice today and landed on her coccyx. What is it with my girls landing on their coccyx this week? Sex on a donut pillow (gentle careful sex) is no fun!
It's not like we can stop and think about it. I think our subconscious reaction is to land on our butts. Stupid little tail bone reminds us that's not always a good idea. Mines all better now though. All the tenderness is gone, but I haven't gotten laid in a month so it's not like it matters much.
Sasha fell on hers today. She’s in agony.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on March 06, 2021, 06:07:57 PM
If I was an uber driver wore no mask, and had a terrible cough, but was topless, would you still get in?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on March 06, 2021, 07:09:29 PM
If I was an uber driver wore no mask, and had a terrible cough, but was topless, would you still get in?
:emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
If I was an Uber rider without a mask, stroking a huge piece of man meat in the back seat, would you keep driving, or pull off at the next rest stop to personally inspect?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on March 06, 2021, 07:45:19 PM
Oh no lie, I would definitely pull over. However, you'd better not finish all over my backseat. I don't need all that in the back of my car. Sure my drivers seat has some... moister rings..., that refuse to come out no matter how much I scrub, but it's my car, and that is all me in there.
That being said, would I just inspect or participate... well, I was just thinking last night how I miss going out to the bars. Meeting some random good looking guy, and just having fun with a one night stand.
It's been a month since I've gotten laid, so I'd throw caution to the wind, and have some fun.
Probably a good thing I'm not an uber driver
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Dirtymind on March 06, 2021, 07:53:08 PM
I want to fuck. Dirty, raw sex. I want to pull hair and hear moaning while people are watching
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on March 07, 2021, 11:05:10 PM
I want to fuck. Dirty, raw sex. I want to pull hair and hear moaning while people are watching
I want to get f@#$ed. Dirty, raw sex. I want my hair pulled and moan loudly...and in the butt. The mood has struck.
No audience though.
You can always imagine the sound of applause from us KBers, Sheila. We are rooting for your orgasms. With an extra squak thrown in, since we know you like a bit of a choke with your orgasm.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on March 08, 2021, 05:59:59 AM
For some reason I had to think about how I've never had sex standing up in the shower. I'm 6'7" and my girlfriends have always been on the shorter side (not by design), so I'd have to try to lift her up.
Knowing my luck, I'd probably slip and break her coccyx and my cock.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Dirtymind on March 08, 2021, 08:25:05 AM
For some reason I had to think about how I've never had sex standing up in the shower. I'm 6'7" and my girlfriends have always been on the shorter side (not by design), so I'd have to try to lift her up.
Knowing my luck, I'd probably slip and break her coccyx and my cock.
Aside from that, nothing kills off a romantic interlude faster than a bare ass touching a cold bathroom tile. ;D
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on March 08, 2021, 12:42:36 PM
For some reason I had to think about how I've never had sex standing up in the shower. I'm 6'7" and my girlfriends have always been on the shorter side (not by design), so I'd have to try to lift her up.
Knowing my luck, I'd probably slip and break her coccyx and my cock.
I love love LOVE sex in the shower. Love the hot water and steam, but there is no lifting in the shower. At least one of my feet needs to be down. Had more than a few slips while doing things in the shower, both by myself and with a partner. One leg up or bent over with my hands and face against the wall works for me.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Sweetums on March 09, 2021, 05:48:19 AM
A girlfriend slipped on the ice today and landed on her coccyx. What is it with my girls landing on their coccyx this week? Sex on a donut pillow (gentle careful sex) is no fun!
It's not like we can stop and think about it. I think our subconscious reaction is to land on our butts. Stupid little tail bone reminds us that's not always a good idea. Mines all better now though. All the tenderness is gone, but I haven't gotten laid in a month so it's not like it matters much.
Love all those years of karate training that have me twist when I lose balance and fall on my side or at least on one butt cheek when this sort of thing happens.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on March 09, 2021, 05:33:54 PM
Hello.
Still horny AF
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Dirtymind on March 09, 2021, 06:23:53 PM
Same here. I woke up like 6 times last night with a raging hardon
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on March 19, 2021, 03:37:23 AM
I love a hard cock, obvious statement is obvious, i know. There is nothing better than when it is so hard I have a difficult time believing it is flesh, and blood.
Or is there?
Clearly being "rock hard" is best for penetration, but when I'm on my knees worshiping a thick one, I like it best when it's only half hard. When I'm servicing a guy, I love it when its thick and firm, but not full on hard. It is more fun to suck on him when it is firm yet squishy.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on March 20, 2021, 02:34:50 AM
If you're f@#$ing me doggie style, and want a better grip, the hips and hair a always a great choice, but don't forget there is a third option. Slide a thumb in my back door and hold on.
Thought brought to you by recent PMs
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on March 20, 2021, 02:47:08 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/sXmLmpi.gif)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MintJulie on March 20, 2021, 03:35:41 AM
If you're f@#$ing me doggie style, and want a better grip, the hips and hair a always a great choice, but don't forget there is a third option. Slide a thumb in my back door and hold on.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on March 20, 2021, 03:54:59 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/32N1eMY.gif)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on March 20, 2021, 04:12:02 AM
Not sure of the riding crop but all else in that has my full attention. :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
I think I've got a video of an ex doing the thumb handle thing to me, but I don't know which phone it's on though. FYI, I've got at least a half dozen phones that I'm keeping because I dont want the pics and possible videos I have on them getting out. I have reset a number of them, but still don't trust getting rid of them.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on March 20, 2021, 05:01:13 AM
I think I've got a video of an ex doing the thumb handle thing to me, but I don't know which phone it's on though. FYI, I've got at least a half dozen phones that I'm keeping because I dont want the pics and possible videos I have on them getting out.
You could always store the evidence of your naughty adventures in the Pics and Vids forum, we'll be sure to keep everything safe and secure ;D
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on March 20, 2021, 07:07:05 AM
I think I've got a video of an ex doing the thumb handle thing to me, but I don't know which phone it's on though. FYI, I've got at least a half dozen phones that I'm keeping because I dont want the pics and possible videos I have on them getting out.
You could always store the evidence of your naughty adventures in the Pics and Vids forum, we'll be sure to keep everything safe and secure ;D
I think I've posted more than enough, and probably more than I thought I would have. Then again, you've pretty much see everything so it isnt like it would be new to you.
Was just chatting with someone about posting something in "pick a hole", or maybe I make a gif from a video of me taking it from behind...
Or maybe I'm just tired full of margaritas, and want to tease you :emot_kiss:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on March 20, 2021, 07:59:20 AM
I think I've got a video of an ex doing the thumb handle thing to me, but I don't know which phone it's on though. FYI, I've got at least a half dozen phones that I'm keeping because I dont want the pics and possible videos I have on them getting out.
You could always store the evidence of your naughty adventures in the Pics and Vids forum, we'll be sure to keep everything safe and secure ;D
I think I've posted more than enough, and probably more than I thought I would have. Then again, you've pretty much see everything so it isnt like it would be new to you.
Was just chatting with someone about posting something in "pick a hole", or maybe I make a gif from a video of me taking it from behind...
Or maybe I'm just tired full of margaritas, and want to tease you :emot_kiss:
I always love a good tease, but I was also just inspired to take a quick peek.. at your post history, because 'more than enough' made me wonder if there was more than the one in Shiela's Sunday that we all loved to quote. Turns out, somehow I had totally missed the two in the 'fake dicks' thread :o
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on March 20, 2021, 08:11:42 AM
I had a lot more than that, but took them down, but not all of them. Go a little further and you may see a few more love :emot_kiss:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Dirtymind on March 20, 2021, 10:34:08 AM
You'll make the rest of us start posting pics too ;D
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on March 25, 2021, 07:54:04 PM
I have no social media, too much drama and hate on those things, however, I was pondering how much I could charge if I started my own Onlyfans... I've already shared all my bits and pieces on here, perhaps I could make a profit out of showing it off? Maybe get a little more graphic? Have a co-star? Maybe start a contest where I invite the winner to co-star? Fuck a fan they call it.
Then I think, not for me, leave it up to women who are more open and free with themselves to do that I'd have way to much stage fright.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on March 25, 2021, 08:44:08 PM
I have no social media, too much drama and hate on those things, however, I was pondering how much I could charge if I started my own Onlyfans... I've already shared all my bits and pieces on here, perhaps I could make a profit out of showing it off? Maybe get a little more graphic? Have a co-star? Maybe start a contest where I invite the winner to co-star? Fuck a fan they call it.
Then I think, not for me, leave it up to women who are more open and free with themselves to do that I'd have way to much stage fright.
My only concern is that there are a lot of sickos out there, and I have heard of more than a few women that have been stalked on Reddit and Only Fans. We even had a member here drive across several state lines, convinced that his KB paramour was going to leave her husband for him (also married). So it really just comes down to protecting your identity, and maintaining anonymity. So long as someone you work with doesn’t find your profile and try to do something with the info...
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Dirtymind on March 25, 2021, 09:01:41 PM
The anonymity is key. If you can't do that, it can have serious consequences. Besides that, only 0,1% of those accounts will be making even a decent amount of money
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on March 25, 2021, 09:11:26 PM
Just a thought, not a plan, love. All that stuff is too populated. I'll just stay here in our little corner of the interweb with you all.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on March 25, 2021, 10:11:06 PM
From what I've seen posted, you definitely have no reason for stage fright. On the other hand, between someone in your 'real life' possibly recognizing you and giving you a difficult time and some weirdo fans trying to track you down, an OnlyFans account sounds like more potential trouble than it's worth.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on March 27, 2021, 06:50:35 PM
I have no social media, too much drama and hate on those things, however, I was pondering how much I could charge if I started my own Onlyfans... I've already shared all my bits and pieces on here, perhaps I could make a profit out of showing it off? Maybe get a little more graphic? Have a co-star? Maybe start a contest where I invite the winner to co-star? Fuck a fan they call it.
Then I think, not for me, leave it up to women who are more open and free with themselves to do that I'd have way to much stage fright.
(https://i.imgur.com/ns6OHks.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on March 28, 2021, 08:29:33 PM
So lately I've been craving some back door action. It isn't my go too and most of the time I'd rather do without, but when the want hits, it hits hard, and getting sick did not deter that. I have never been in a three way, not do I have any plans for it, but thinking about a few conversations I've had here and other places, I think I'm going to add getting DP'd on my bucket list.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on March 28, 2021, 08:38:57 PM
One of the stories made me think of something.. I wonder how many people would be more willing to fulfill certain fantasies if there were a sex club where everyone is anonymous, everyone has to wear masks and can't share any information to identify themselves.. so you could order your DP experience, and maybe a third and a fourth cock to keep your mouth and hands busy.. and nobody involved would have to worry about getting recognized, if that was one of their main concerns beforehand
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MissBarbara on March 28, 2021, 11:49:37 PM
One of the stories made me think of something.. I wonder how many people would be more willing to fulfill certain fantasies if there were a sex club where everyone is anonymous, everyone has to wear masks and can't share any information to identify themselves.. so you could order your DP experience, and maybe a third and a fourth cock to keep your mouth and hands busy.. and nobody involved would have to worry about getting recognized, if that was one of their main concerns beforehand
I think that's an excellent point! And I also think that many people have pondered -- or at least fantasized about -- doing that.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on April 07, 2021, 06:44:27 PM
I sometimes wonder what people think when they see me walk after a good leg workout... was I doing lunges and squats, or was I riding a thick cock...🤔
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Dirtymind on April 07, 2021, 07:30:37 PM
I sometimes wonder what people think when they see me walk after a good leg workout... was I doing lunges and squats, or was I riding a thick cock...🤔
I'm going to need some alone time. ^-^
hahaha
You know what I mean. You get done working you legs, and when your done stretching and by the end of the day you're doing this weird rocking side to side walk. Your stride is shortened and your knees hardly bend... same thing can happen after a good night with your big dicked guy friend, Master, Daddy, or whatever you'd like to imagine me call him :emot_kiss:
I am not an Ariana Grande fan, but this song speaks truth. 🎶🎶🎶 I've been here all night I've been here all day And boy, got me walkin' side to side 🎶🎶🎶
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on April 07, 2021, 10:35:52 PM
Woo! 8)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on May 15, 2021, 05:31:36 PM
Just thinking about that moment, when your big fat cock head pushes into her tight little hole. And there’s just enough secretions, that it feels slippery, but the muscle is still tight. So you bend your hips, and start to slide deeper inside. And then there’s that magic moment, almost like a pop, when the crown of your glands slips past her lips. And you feel that wonderful connection, that is always perfection, as you stuff your hard meat inside. And the way she lifts her hips, so you can slide your hands underneath her. And you will squeeze her ass, while you drive your cock all the way up inside her, while she grunts. I’m horny this morning. LOL.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on May 15, 2021, 07:44:54 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/XKZs7Hi.jpg)
Toe the Impaler 8)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on May 28, 2021, 05:09:41 PM
Oh that feeling. Laying on my back stretched out from head to toe. Strong hands roaming my belly, up my ribs, and over my breasts. Firm squeeze and a pinched nipple between thick fingers. The heat of his hips between my legs. I can nearly feel his breath on my when he opens me up and pushes inside. That shock of being stretched to allow his girth, the slow adjustment to his invasion. Completely emerged in his body heat from inside and out. Feeling his flexing muscles when he begins fucking me. My body following his shape with every move. Groans from him, and moans of from me. That look on his face that tells me I'm to his liking. Everything leading up to that quickened pace and the final thrust until he erupts inside me.
I was chatting in PM, and now I'm a bit hot down under. Going to be a long day of fighting off curious noses at work today.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MissBarbara on May 28, 2021, 05:35:34 PM
Oh that feeling. Laying on my back stretched out from head to toe. Strong hands roaming my belly, up my ribs, and over my breasts. Firm squeeze and a pinched nipple between thick fingers. The heat of his hips between my legs. I can nearly feel his breath on my when he opens me up and pushes inside. That shock of being stretched to allow his girth, the slow adjustment to his invasion. Completely emerged in his body heat from inside and out. Feeling his flexing muscles when he begins fucking me. My body following his shape with every move. Groans from him, and moans of from me. That look on his face that tells me I'm to his liking. Everything leading up to that quickened pace and the final thrust until he erupts inside me.
Even I find that description to be hopelessly and almost impossibly erotic.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on May 28, 2021, 06:01:03 PM
Sigh.. between Barb's pics and Shiela's descriptions, I need to stop visiting KB in the middle of the way.. I'm starting to run out of creative ways to keep my lap covered :emot_laughing: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on June 07, 2021, 02:58:38 PM
I really would have loved a morning quickie
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: watcher1 on June 07, 2021, 05:26:13 PM
At this point, we all have an emotional investment in her butt plug :emot_laughing:
Especially if you were involved in the purchase.
And the where and when of first use :emot_kiss:
You are very obedient my dear.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on July 03, 2021, 10:18:08 PM
I am currently very horny, and would really love to have somebody lick my slit skittle right about now.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on July 03, 2021, 11:00:07 PM
I wasn't horny until I clicked on this thread, but now would really love to have somebody bust my lip open with her pubic bone right about now :emot_maninlove: :emot_laughing:
Sorry :facepalm:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on July 24, 2021, 10:02:30 PM
I may have mentioned this before, but it should be illegal for me to wear underwear if they are wearing sweatpants. Need that hint of what's beneath. Think I'll add basketball shorts to that list.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Dirtymind on July 24, 2021, 10:53:27 PM
I have the deep desire to eat pussy. Hearing every moan until her legs clamp down around my head
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on July 24, 2021, 11:45:44 PM
In honor of shaver’s birthday, I hope everyone will eat some pussy today!
Sorry Shaver
(https://i.postimg.cc/Hnkc1dP7/nope.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/SxHByQE.gif)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on July 26, 2021, 12:16:05 AM
I'll tell you a fantasy. You climb into bed with me and climb into my arms. I kiss your forehead and gently stroke your belly. I love your soft white skin and deep navel. It's so soft. You smell great, because I bathed you and washed your hair. You allow me to comb, perfume and paint your nails. You are clean and fresh. I liked seeing the soapy water running down your body. Your thighs are so smooth and juicy. Your ass is round and soft as a kitten. I love stroking your thighs. Soft flesh between the knees and hairless perineum. And your panties. I want to stroke them and rub your plump lips with my fingers. You only have a few hairs. Your labia begin to swell and moisturize. You breathe faster when I trace your slit with my finger. Your pussy lips are so ripe and juicy. I want to put my fingers in your panties and squeeze the ripe button. You know. Your clitoris. Are you already touching on this? It's nice when Dad rubs this naughty place. Let me rub and touch with my fingers. Now your hole is juicy, so I can spread your sauce a short distance and insert my finger. Let me lick and suck your tiny nipples. I love your tiny bosom. I can't wait to buy you bras and panties. You're biting your lip now. Because you feel this tingling. I want to touch your anus and rub your clitoris very quickly. Faster and faster. Bend your back and spread your legs further to the sides. I will bite your nipple and press my finger on your anus. Stay on the road. Let go. Release your pleasant orgasm for Dad. Shake your feet. Cum for me. So. OK. I like it. I love you. Hold me.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on July 26, 2021, 12:38:48 AM
Damn, that almost made even me tear off my wet panties, and I sure as hell don't wear panties, so that's saying something... 🤣🤣
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on August 04, 2021, 05:01:39 PM
I want to suck a cock. It's a combination of a story i just read, and Toe's last cock of the day post, (woo by the away), but I just want a nice thick one in my mouth growing thick and ridged, and just popping on my tongue. He doesnt even need to touch me, I can do that myself, just let me nurse that meat stick 🍆💦🤤
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on August 04, 2021, 06:02:36 PM
I want to suck a cock. It's a combination of a story i just read, and Toe's last cock of the day post, (woo by the away), but I just want a nice thick one in my mouth growing thick and ridged, and just popping on my tongue. He doesnt even need to touch me, I can do that myself, just let me nurse that meat stick 🍆💦🤤
:o
Please never change ;D
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on August 04, 2021, 07:43:01 PM
I want to suck a cock. It's a combination of a story i just read, and Toe's last cock of the day post, (woo by the away), but I just want a nice thick one in my mouth growing thick and ridged, and just popping on my tongue. He doesnt even need to touch me, I can do that myself, just let me nurse that meat stick 🍆💦🤤
I uploaded my “meat market” folder to Imgur. I’ll try to keep you in the beef.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Jed_ on August 04, 2021, 09:45:48 PM
I want to suck a cock. It's a combination of a story i just read, and Toe's last cock of the day post, (woo by the away), but I just want a nice thick one in my mouth growing thick and ridged, and just popping on my tongue. He doesnt even need to touch me, I can do that myself, just let me nurse that meat stick 🍆💦🤤
‘Nurse that meat stick’ is definitely the quote of the day my dear.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on August 04, 2021, 10:04:18 PM
I may have said this already, but I think we can just give Shiela the Pervert of the Year 2021 already :emot_laughing:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: seeker83 on August 04, 2021, 10:19:31 PM
I want to suck a cock. It's a combination of a story i just read, and Toe's last cock of the day post, (woo by the away), but I just want a nice thick one in my mouth growing thick and ridged, and just popping on my tongue. He doesnt even need to touch me, I can do that myself, just let me nurse that meat stick 🍆💦🤤
I uploaded my “meat market” folder to Imgur. I’ll try to keep you in the beef.
I typed 'Toe' and spell check changed it to 'God': a message from on high?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on August 04, 2021, 11:58:00 PM
I may have said this already, but I think we can just give Shiela the Pervert of the Year 2021 already :emot_laughing:
Hell no, I'm already putting in my nomination for Sarah
Still some time to go my dear, but I’m inclined to agree with you.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on August 05, 2021, 03:09:42 AM
We have a thread for this discussion. And if who will be pervert of the year is your random sexual thought for the day, I truly feel sorry for you. Let’s have some random sexual thoughts that actually involve SEX.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Jed_ on August 05, 2021, 04:38:58 AM
OK, here’s a random sexual thought. I wish I could post something about the actress Camilla Belle that I just posted about about in the ‘What celebrity would you like to fuck’ thread in the thread called ‘What was the last thing you put in your mouth.’
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on August 05, 2021, 04:44:56 AM
What a coincidence. I still want something in my mouth too. Even though I had some great self love in the shower earlier, I'm still thinking about that oh so lovely "pop" at the end.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Jed_ on August 05, 2021, 04:48:33 AM
What a coincidence. I still want something in my mouth too. Even though I had some great self love in the shower earlier, I'm still thinking about that oh so lovely "pop" at the end.
You and your earlier post have been in my head all day my dear. Just consider my veins like oral braille.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: seeker83 on August 05, 2021, 06:41:15 PM
Was just randomly thinking about what it would be like to have a blowjob while sitting in my computer chair. I've never experienced it with a woman. Although I couldn't promise I'd last too long...LOL.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: seeker83 on August 05, 2021, 07:21:22 PM
Shiela mentioned she is a vet tech in another thread. Random sexual thought, I wonder if she's ever brought her medical experience to the bedroom? Y'know, doing examinations, prepping the patient for a procedure, that kind of stuff.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on August 05, 2021, 07:57:55 PM
Shiela mentioned she is a vet tech in another thread. Random sexual thought, I wonder if she's ever brought her medical experience to the bedroom? Y'know, doing examinations, prepping the patient for a procedure, that kind of stuff.
None of that, but I've been told I give excellent belly rubs :emot_kiss:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Sarah_1964 on August 05, 2021, 08:29:59 PM
Was just randomly thinking about what it would be like to have a blowjob while sitting in my computer chair. I've never experienced it with a woman. Although I couldn't promise I'd last too long...LOL.
I love the way you say "I've never experienced it with a woman..."
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: watcher1 on August 05, 2021, 08:48:46 PM
Shiela mentioned she is a vet tech in another thread. Random sexual thought, I wonder if she's ever brought her medical experience to the bedroom? Y'know, doing examinations, prepping the patient for a procedure, that kind of stuff.
None of that, but I've been told I give excellent belly rubs :emot_kiss:
I vouch for her excellent belly rubs... :emot_kiss:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Sarah_1964 on August 05, 2021, 09:20:03 PM
I really need to get fucked
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: seeker83 on August 05, 2021, 09:35:12 PM
I love the way you say "I've never experienced it with a woman..."
Yes, well I did some experimenting with another guy in high school. Even then, he sucked (pun intended) at BJs and I never once orgasmed when he was doing anything. In some ways, he was using me for his own pleasure.
I'm not attracted to men and there was a weird power dynamic at play as well.
So no, I've never experienced it with a woman, and even when I did experience it, the experience was poor.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on August 05, 2021, 11:32:04 PM
This just popped into my head.. not sure why where the thought just originated, and I don't think I have a submissive personality in the bedroom (though I love to please, so maybe I do in a certain sense)
..but I just thought it would be fun sometime have a partner tie me up naked on the bed and use me as her sex toy until she was too worn out to orgasm again. Anything she desires. Maybe because I love to please and this would be a way for her to be 100% in control of how I gave her pleasure.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: staci on August 06, 2021, 12:24:38 AM
Damn, what did I do with that strapon?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on August 06, 2021, 12:26:17 AM
:o
Yup, I walked right into that one.. :emot_laughing:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: seeker83 on August 06, 2021, 01:25:44 AM
Yup, I walked right into that one.. :emot_laughing:
Or, it walked into you. ;D Pegging is a thing though.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on August 07, 2021, 12:33:43 AM
You know those desert scenes in the movies, where the character opens those water bottles or water skins or whatever they are? And they drop there heads back stick out their tongues and while holding thay container with both hands, try to catch that very last drop of life sustaining water....
I think you all know where I'm going with this :emot_kiss:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MissBarbara on August 07, 2021, 12:37:48 AM
You know those desert scenes in the movies, where the character opens those water bottles or water skins or whatever they are? And they drop there heads back stick out their tongues and while holding thay container with both hands, try to catch that very last drop of life sustaining water....
I think you all know where I'm going with this :emot_kiss:
Are your hands reminiscent of a milking machine in this scenario my dear?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: seeker83 on August 07, 2021, 03:15:02 AM
It is going to be a long day. It just started and I'm already in need to feel the veins against my lips and to have him pop on my tongue :emot_kiss:
I know what I'll be pounding hard and without mercy tomorrow :o
The Refresh button in the Who Got Laid thread :emot_laughing:
Sorry :facepalm:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on September 03, 2021, 09:21:25 PM
I had the sudden urge to go out in the rain and just lay in the grass naked.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on September 03, 2021, 09:29:56 PM
Well, nothing wrong with wanting to get 'wet' ;)
Actually, it does sound like it could provide an awesome feeling of freedom, being out there, one with nature ;D
..but it also sounds like it could be a bit painful and annoying, if ants and other bugs in the grass started crawling over you :o
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on September 03, 2021, 09:56:40 PM
The lack of mosquitoes is one of the main reasons I want to do it. Spent 20 minutes outside and not a single one to be seen or heard. Lately I couldnt step out for more than a minute before being swarmed.
So go out and bare all, and the only thing poking me would be myself :emot_laughing:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on September 04, 2021, 02:24:24 AM
You know those desert scenes in the movies, where the character opens those water bottles or water skins or whatever they are? And they drop there heads back stick out their tongues and while holding thay container with both hands, try to catch that very last drop of life sustaining water....
I think you all know where I'm going with this :emot_kiss:
I watched Lawrence of Arabia last night and thought of you. :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Asmodel on September 04, 2021, 06:59:34 AM
The lack of mosquitoes is one of the main reasons I want to do it. Spent 20 minutes outside and not a single one to be seen or heard. Lately I couldnt step out for more than a minute before being swarmed.
So go out and bare all, and the only thing poking me would be myself :emot_laughing:
Being swarmed huh, well they surely wouldn’t do so just to meet and stare at you in awe (as unlike us, them rascals don’t know how wonderful a person you are.) My advice is take an electric fly swatter racquet whenever wishing to face the swarm, as then, they shall know pain!
You know those desert scenes in the movies, where the character opens those water bottles or water skins or whatever they are? And they drop there heads back stick out their tongues and while holding thay container with both hands, try to catch that very last drop of life sustaining water....
I think you all know where I'm going with this :emot_kiss:
I watched Lawrence of Arabia last night and thought of you. :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
Well Ursula Buffay helped to create another LAWRENCE movie (which actually exists in real life too, lol) https://friends.fandom.com/wiki/Ursula_Buffay#On_Friends (https://friends.fandom.com/wiki/Ursula_Buffay#On_Friends) {Sub heading On Friends paragraph 6th (5th if not counting the one-liner 3rd paragraph.}
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Sarah_1964 on September 04, 2021, 10:15:42 AM
A man opposite on this train keeps looking at my kegs and I keep wondering what he would be like to fuck.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Sarah_1964 on September 04, 2021, 10:34:18 AM
You know those desert scenes in the movies, where the character opens those water bottles or water skins or whatever they are? And they drop there heads back stick out their tongues and while holding thay container with both hands, try to catch that very last drop of life sustaining water....
I think you all know where I'm going with this :emot_kiss:
I watched Lawrence of Arabia last night and thought of you. :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
I am quite parched, and need sustenance :emot_kiss:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Asmodel on September 04, 2021, 01:13:41 PM
You know those desert scenes in the movies, where the character opens those water bottles or water skins or whatever they are? And they drop there heads back stick out their tongues and while holding thay container with both hands, try to catch that very last drop of life sustaining water.... I think you all know where I'm going with this :emot_kiss:
I watched Lawrence of Arabia last night and thought of you. :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
I am quite parched, and need sustenance :emot_kiss:
You know those desert scenes in the movies, where the character opens those water bottles or water skins or whatever they are? And they drop there heads back stick out their tongues and while holding thay container with both hands, try to catch that very last drop of life sustaining water.... I think you all know where I'm going with this :emot_kiss:
I watched Lawrence of Arabia last night and thought of you. :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
I am quite parched, and need sustenance :emot_kiss:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: _priapism on September 04, 2021, 05:38:28 PM
"Lawrence, only two kinds of creature get fun in the desert: Bedouins and Gods, and you're neither. Take it from me. For ordinary men, it's a burning fiery furnace."
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on September 20, 2021, 03:50:25 PM
Not sure why, but whenever I get sick, there is a point where I get extremely horny. Watcher keeps saying that sex is a great cure for what ales you.
I'd really like to take two and tell you all in the morning.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Asmodel on September 20, 2021, 04:33:55 PM
You mean take 2 minutes, or 2 hours (as you said morning, ) or…😳🤐!
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Dirtymind on September 20, 2021, 07:05:54 PM
Because of MJ, ODK, and Watcher, along can think ofnis getting DP'd, sucking, and swallowing.
Been a while since I wanted anal this bad. Time to break out that plug and maybe go to the store. Little excitement.
Daddy’s favorite naughty fun.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on November 08, 2021, 02:03:24 AM
I wonder if some players in the NFL jerk off before a game? Maybe popping a load makes them calm down, or maybe not because it might drain them of needed energy...🤔
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on November 16, 2021, 08:30:41 PM
Pinching my own nipple right now thinking about a warm mouth on them. The sucking, licking, biting and pinching. Get them all wet with you saliva and then gently blow on them. Drink something warm and then nurse them with a steamy mouth, or go the other way with an ice cube. Do one then the other and watch me shiver. Get them rock hard and pinch them between tongue and teeth.
Gonna be a long shower this evening
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Dirtymind on November 16, 2021, 09:23:00 PM
Pinching my own nipple right now thinking about a warm mouth on them. The sucking, licking, biting and pinching. Get them all wet with you saliva and then gently blow on them. Drink something warm and then nurse them with a steamy mouth, or go the other way with an ice cube. Do one then the other and watch me shiver. Get them rock hard and pinch them between tongue and teeth.
Gonna be a long shower this evening
I need a cold shower
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: msslave on November 16, 2021, 09:43:24 PM
Dang Shiela. Time to gas up the car and head east. Yeah, I did some nipple licking today, but not quite the same with a guy. :facepalm:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on November 30, 2021, 03:03:35 AM
We've talked a bit about our sexual likes and whatnot, but I never mentioned sodomy with him... wonder if he's into it or would like to try? I get excited thinking I might be his first.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on November 30, 2021, 03:08:32 AM
I love this thread :emot_kiss:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on November 30, 2021, 03:15:26 AM
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on December 06, 2021, 02:03:37 PM
I would very much like to be the small spoon right now. Best way to beat the cold. Naked and sweaty under my weighted blanket with a strong and equally sweaty body behind me. He can "pick the hole" :emot_kiss:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: watcher1 on December 06, 2021, 03:56:11 PM
I would very much like to be the small spoon right now. Best way to beat the cold. Naked and sweaty under my weighted blanket with a strong and equally sweaty body behind me. He can "pick the hole" :emot_kiss:
My favorite game. Put the coffee on. On my way. :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: PoetMeister on December 06, 2021, 08:16:09 PM
I want a guy to spit in my mouth while he's choking and fucking me... it's been a really long time since I've wanted this
Very hot...I'd love to do that for you :) I have done a lot of D/s play with submissives. I personally enjoy finding the switches that turn a sub on. I recall one sub I had played with for over a year. She had never been spit on before....while fucking I pulled out and swatted her tits some....then spit on her pussy and penetrated her again...she came. She then wanted to experience it more which I was happy to oblige.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on December 06, 2021, 10:26:03 PM
I want a guy to spit in my mouth while he's choking and fucking me... it's been a really long time since I've wanted this
Very hot...I'd love to do that for you :) I have done a lot of D/s play with submissives. I personally enjoy finding the switches that turn a sub on. I recall one sub I had played with for over a year. She had never been spit on before....while fucking I pulled out and swatted her tits some....then spit on her pussy and penetrated her again...she came. She then wanted to experience it more which I was happy to oblige.
The first time it ever happened to me, was with my ex-fianse David. We were already heavy at it and he was on top of me. He would slap me a few times while thrusting slowly, and then he would switch gears and fuck me hard while choking me. He wouldn't cut my airway completely but enough that I was struggling for every rasping breath. He let me go, and started to go down on me. He wasn't just licking, he was sucking really hard on my labia and clit, and then he came back up, grabbed me by the throat and when I opened my mouth he spit in it. He start asking if I "liked that mouthful of [my] pussy juice?" I told him I loved it and that got me a "good girl" and then he'd do it again. He tell me to beg for it and then he'd choke me so I could hardly talk. He'd slap me say he couldn't hear me and then tell me to speak up, and then he'd choke me again. He'd finally let me beg for it and he would go down on me and then come up and spit again.
If he wasn't ever happy with my begging he'd stand up and step on my face and make me beg for it into the bottom of his foot. I hate feet, utterly despise feet. never liked them and didnt want his on my face, so I would be practically screaming for him to spit on me...
Anyways, I don't get that urge too often and when I do it usually lasts until I either have sex or masturbate, and then it usually goes away.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on December 07, 2021, 03:02:06 AM
he'd stand up and step on my face and make me beg for it into the bottom of his foot. I hate feet, utterly despise feet. never liked them and didnt want his on my face, so I would be practically screaming for him to spit on me...
:'(
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on December 14, 2021, 10:22:56 PM
I want Allan's dick in my mouth. Then my growler, and I will finish him off with my ass. If hes not up for the task tonight I fucking calling Ben
Angry masturbation is not the same as angry sex.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on December 14, 2021, 11:06:44 PM
he'd stand up and step on my face and make me beg for it into the bottom of his foot. I hate feet, utterly despise feet. never liked them and didnt want his on my face, so I would be practically screaming for him to spit on me...
(https://c.tenor.com/9hd9gB_WFqIAAAAC/sniper-pubg.gif) I don’t care if he’s even David Hassleoff. Locked & Loaded is the only thing he oughta hear.
Ooh, Shiela's assembling herself a nice smorgasbord of meats :emot_kiss: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: Sorry :facepalm:
Well telling staci, that I'm enjoying my current meat venue, but I'll never forget where I can get some prime cut.
I know where you mean Miss Shiela, 😏 ;) https://g.page/PaisanosButcherShop?share Los Paisanos Meat Market/Butcher Shop. 162 Smith St, Brooklyn, NY 11201, United States. (https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/p/AF1QipNo2BEdOpPan5WNXh2lAb72B8qzbXaDgkWRu1GL=w367-h262-n-k-no-nu) (https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/p/AF1QipNcm8Olhnhb9mHwW4mIeGJDsxJqf9fok1FDnVs=w367-h262-n-k-no-nu) (https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/p/AF1QipOwUvXToT6AQWRkobLALbZTpk8j5pRdoyrwvWNW=w367-h262-n-k-no-nu) (https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/p/AF1QipOKzmEcJ5y90fF8f4cujILXVGJBYcbPLVy-19Y=w367-h262-n-k-no-nu) (https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/p/AF1QipPHw48fdaykvo-JJIvAQULR5mODx_eYaHfwbi81=w367-h306-n-k-no-nu)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on December 29, 2021, 06:09:43 AM
“After I choke on your fat cock and make a slobbery mess all over your balls, I'd ride you until you blow an heavy load all inside me to the sound of my family and friends cheering.”
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on December 31, 2021, 07:52:10 PM
You'd think that the amount of times I suck and swallow, my throat would be impervious to illness.
Then again, maybe it's contributing to the sickness..?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Cthulus Voice on December 31, 2021, 08:45:58 PM
So it's either a sore throat from a cold or a bruised throat with a runny nose chaser.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on December 31, 2021, 08:53:45 PM
So it's either a sore throat from a cold or a bruised throat with a runny nose chaser.
Yep, one is no fun, and the other sucks... 😉
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Cthulus Voice on December 31, 2021, 09:01:15 PM
One gets a gold star and a big hug the other get a hanky and pushed away. Lie take the gold star!
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on January 15, 2022, 10:43:45 PM
I need to get my car washed, it looks horrible with all the salt all over it. I've always wanted to have sex while the car wash was going. wonder if its possible to get a quickie in while the wash is going, and get him off before the wash is done.
This may need to be put I to the confession thread, but has anybody even masturbated while in a car wash? Am I the only one?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on January 15, 2022, 11:05:57 PM
I haven't, though then again, it's easier for you to push your hands down your panties than for me to pull out my, uh, thumb ;D
The only time I did it, was in the summer, and I was wear yoga pants and a thong. Zero need to put my hands down my pants. Just spread my legs and rub
:o
That mental image gets a thumbs up from me :emot_thdrool:
Me too!
Me as well, though I think I’m a bit stupid as am unable to visualise the image. But then, there doesn’t have to be a reason for giving a woo to Miss Shiela,
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on January 16, 2022, 11:24:10 PM
I haven't, though then again, it's easier for you to push your hands down your panties than for me to pull out my, uh, thumb ;D[/color]
The only time I did it, was in the summer, and I was wear yoga pants and a thong. Zero need to put my hands down my pants. Just spread my legs and rub
:o
That mental image gets a thumbs up from me :emot_thdrool:
Me too
Me as well
Before agreeing, keep in mind which "thumb" I'm talking about being "up" :emot_laughing:
Not that there'd be anything wrong with it. You still have to complete your homework of, uhm, working your thumb to one of Shiela's gorgeous contributions and then writing her a detailed report like this:
I haven't, though then again, it's easier for you to push your hands down your panties than for me to pull out my, uh, thumb ;D[/color]
The only time I did it, was in the summer, and I was wear yoga pants and a thong. Zero need to put my hands down my pants. Just spread my legs and rub
:o
That mental image gets a thumbs up from me :emot_thdrool:
Me too
Me as well
Before agreeing, keep in mind which "thumb" I'm talking about being "up" :emot_laughing:
Not that there'd be anything wrong with it. You still have to complete your homework of, uhm, working your thumb to one of Shiela's gorgeous contributions and then writing her a detailed report like this:
DAMN, sir! You're too much. Now you're starting to make me think about whether it was you who's have had their "thumb" fall off and reattached a couple of times, due excessive thumb-working. :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on January 19, 2022, 02:22:11 PM
I need to get my car washed, it looks horrible with all the salt all over it. I've always wanted to have sex while the car wash was going. wonder if its possible to get a quickie in while the wash is going, and get him off before the wash is done.
This may need to be put I to the confession thread, but has anybody even masturbated while in a car wash? Am I the only one?
I recommend you fuck in the car wash. BUT, do it at one that is fully automated, and to have enough time to do so, be prepared before hand. Like bathing suits, or nude from the waist down. Also might have to drop a pretty penny on the maximum full service package just to have enough time to actually enjoy a fuck instead of a quickie.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on January 19, 2022, 02:25:52 PM
My Random sexual thought of the day, and a possible though question:
Is is wrong to deflower a bride to be at her bachelorette party, even if you, your wife and her friends, and the bride to be, and her soon to be husband gives consent?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Wildcat666 on January 19, 2022, 03:18:13 PM
My Random sexual thought of the day, and a possible though question:
Is is wrong to deflower a bride to be at her bachelorette party, even if you, your wife and her friends, and the bride to be, and her soon to be husband gives consent?
YES! .....If you're drunk, got Parkinson's, or are just no good at it. - Remember, women have the right to an orgasm. :emot_angry: ....... If they can make it in time. :emot_posteroops:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on January 19, 2022, 06:43:45 PM
My Random sexual thought of the day, and a possible though question:
Is is wrong to deflower a bride to be at her bachelorette party, even if you, your wife and her friends, and the bride to be, and her soon to be husband gives consent?
YES! .....If you're drunk, got Parkinson's, or are just no good at it. - Remember, women have the right to an orgasm. :emot_angry: ....... If they can make it in time. :emot_posteroops:
Im sorry I needed to add context...
The situation: Me and my wife, as you all know married almost two minutes (more like an hour) after graduating high school. Now this happened when my daughter "Andie" was in her terrible twos. me and my wife had friends from way back in the day, almost sharing the same nursery. But in our small group of friends, this couple was the next to marry. To put it clearly, we fucked them. A lot. "Joe" was and still is one of the two men, besides me she would fuck. He is an awesome guy, and if I was leaning more towards men, he would have probably been my husband. But I love my wife, so I point that out to show how close we are to this couple. But they are strictly devout to their faith, so no sex before marriage. Which was okay, I mean you can get off by hand or mouth and it not count. I mean I am Christian, but my faith is not the same as theirs, as my core belief is that sex is beautiful, no matter how degenerate it can be, up to the point of criminal. Not into the stuff that is clearly illegal. So we would tease them a bit, because watching innocent people squirm is a bit of my guilty pleasure, and my wife gets her jollies with it too. Now Joe is not slacking in the cock department, He has a nicer length than me, but I, not to brag, am a bit more thicker. But his wife "Julie" was scared of it. Literally. Like she and my wife would talk about sex quite often leading up to the wedding. So the big day is the next day, and everyone is in an uproar. So as a groomsman I had to help with the bachelor party. It was fine, until he got super wasted, and then came the waterworks.
He cried at the strip club about his wife being afraid of his dick, and that he did not feel good about it. So while everyone was getting lapdances and such, I took him aside and said I could help. Now by this point we were elbows deep in each others sex lives. I mean it was fun to watch my wife sucking him off while his fiancee was eating her out, as I ate her. I mean we did everything but penetrate. So he asked how. Since the party was dying down, and everyone was partied out, I took him to where the ladies were partying, the nicest hotel in our town, that also offered spa services. I knocked on the door to their room, and pulled my wife out to talk. After explaining the plan, she had the most wicked grin on her face. "I always wanted to see her get stuck on your dick." was her reply. Like i said, I'm eight inches hard and almost three inches thick. Thanks dad. So my wife told me to grab a drink at the hotel bar with him, and she would come and get us. Fifteen minutes and two drinks later, she came to get us. Before we were let in, he was blindfolded and stripped. He was sat in a chair by the bed, and the ladies were having fun giving him hell, playing with his cock, and generally doing what drunk horny women usually do. He could not look or touch, but the main show was starting as my wife dropped her coat, naked underneath. She started calling out what she was doing to his soon to be wife. "I have her naked, her bush was neatly trimmed, and her pussy looks tasty. Do you mind if I have a late meal?" she said and asked Joe who was at this point at the level of drunk where everything was cool. He said yes, and my wife ate her friend out, while the others were cheering. Panting, and sweaty, a few minutes later, Julie was crying out to stop, and then I was told it was my turn. I asked consent from the small group, her future husband, and Julie. Julie asked what was going on as she was trying to catch her breath. My wife said this was a medical procedure. "What for?" Julie asked. "To cure you of the Cockfear disease." A lady spoke up. I did not know her, and only seen her a handful of times after. "Wha?" was Julie's reply, as my wife motioned for me to begin.
Well, she was tight, almost painfully tight. My cockhead finally popped inside, and Julie's face was a mix of pain, surprise and a little pleasure, having come down from a major orgasm. I think the stuff they were drinking helped too. I stopped with just the head in, and waited. "Just letting you get used to it." My wife said to her as she was holding Julies hands, between kissing the poor girl, and tweaking Julie's perky little nipples. I started moving when she started to get a little looser, and finally I reached the main stage, as my cock was pressing on her hymen. "I need to know if this is okay with you." I asked again. "You are already this far, might as well go all the way." she said in a post orgasmic dreamy like voice. I admit I was getting a perverse thrill from this. "I'm not trying to rob you of your special night, but it wont be fun for you both if you both lie in bed afraid of hurting her." I said to him, and with a moment of clarity he had, he nodded. But then the drunk brain came back. "You know, I will want your wife to even things out between us." he said, his voice slurred. "I know, its there when you guys get back from your honeymoon." I said as I slowly pushed through her hymen, and the deed was done. I began thrusting after the pain was easing in her, but stopped short of cumming. My wife pulled Julie on top of her, so they could make out, and after a little readjustment, I finished off inside my wife. The ladies were hooting and hollering, looking at their friends stretched out hole. "Clara" a bed friend of my wife just shuddered when she seen the damage I did.
So thinking back on this, I wanted your opinions on it. I mean I did enjoy it, and continue to enjoy her pussy to this day, when they come for a visit, which is once a month for the weekend. But in my opinion, I did feel bad, I mean a virginal wedding night is the greatest reward for abstaining until marriage, but on the other hand, knowing them, I had a deep feeling they would not have consummated their marriage if we did not intervene. So am I truly wrong here? or just a horny old man who helped a friend?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on January 19, 2022, 06:50:53 PM
Everybody gave their consent, so I don't see a problem at all.
Then again, I also don't see anything special about saving yourself for marriage, and I think it's generally a terrible idea. Not for moral reasons, but because sexual compatibility is an important part of a relationship. You don't want to wait until you're married to find out that one person likes it three times in one day and the other person likes it once in three years. All it will cause is resentment.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on January 19, 2022, 07:01:19 PM
Everybody gave their consent, so I don't see a problem at all.
Then again, I also don't see anything special about saving yourself for marriage, and I think it's generally a terrible idea. Not for moral reasons, but because sexual compatibility is an important part of a relationship. You don't want to wait until you're married to find out that one person likes it three times in one day and the other person likes it once in three years. All it will cause is resentment.
I agree, we were far from virgins we got married, and I believe our almost 23 year marriage lasts because we "felt" each other out. But my hang up about it was just the purely moral aspect. I did not want any hard feelings between us. (unintended pun.) Because I have a sneaking feeling that if we did not fool around with them, they would have absolutely no clue about how good sex can be. They were part of a community, WERE part of a community that viewed any sex that isnt for making babies as a sin. I grew up with a family that was slightly more open about it. Standard sex talks, and the inheriting of older cousins skin bin spank banks, etc. My wife's mother and father were open about sex too, even to the point of her mom asking me after our honey moon if I liked what I seen, when we were swimming in their pool, and thats what shes going to look like when she is her age. I am not a cheater, nor do I harbor any of those desires. I just woke up this morning, thinking about it, and felt a little bad. I mean my wife could have popped her cherry for her with a good sized dildo, and it would have ended the same. I dont know, I'm an old man who rambles. Love you all.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on January 19, 2022, 07:11:01 PM
My Random sexual thought of the day, and a possible though question:
Is is wrong to deflower a bride to be at her bachelorette party, even if you, your wife and her friends, and the bride to be, and her soon to be husband gives consent?
Not sure what he friends needed to give consent, but if everybody involved were all willing, then no, nothing wrong with it. If they later regret it, they only have themselves to blame.
James was boring in bed and I regret having sex with him, and even though him being terrible in bed is his fault, it's my own fault for sleeping with him. I dont hate him nor am I mad at him. I just wont do it again.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on January 19, 2022, 07:39:31 PM
My Random sexual thought of the day, and a possible though question:
Is is wrong to deflower a bride to be at her bachelorette party, even if you, your wife and her friends, and the bride to be, and her soon to be husband gives consent?
Not sure what he friends needed to give consent, but if everybody involved were all willing, then no, nothing wrong with it. If they later regret it, they only have themselves to blame.
James was boring in bed and I regret having sex with him, and even though him being terrible in bed is his fault, it's my own fault for sleeping with him. I dont hate him nor am I mad at him. I just wont do it again.
The friends consent was asked out of courtesy. Because it gets awkward when you are in an open group as ours, and be relaxing when things get fun and not want to see or be part of it. No one regrets it, I don't, because in all honesty, I for the longest time equated it almost with helping push a car out of a ditch. I mean I did get sexual pleasure from it, but to me, it was nothing more than using a hammer to nail a piece of wood. I am the "feelings fucker" type. I consider it good sex when everyone involved is spent, tired, happy, and sweaty. So if we enjoy it, it makes me come hard. I feel bad for women with men who are bad at sex. I mean it is the only biological prerogative men have to assist in the process, why not learn a trick or two. Just like a friend of mine, who is married, but he doesnt quite pack, so to speak, told me, "Writer, I got a small dick. But the thing is, I did not stay married this long relying on it mostly for sex. I learned many tricks to make up for the lack of a tool." I believe in my heart us older men need to be professors of sex to the younger men. There are times, like after an injury forced me out of the sex game for a month, where I learned to satisfy my wife with my mouth, hands, and even oddly my big toes. There is no excuse for a man not to know or at least learn a few things, given the porn consumption, and our wild fantasies fueled by our libido's. Sheila, I promise you, if you were in our group of friends, "James" would be long forgotten, like the sundress of your youth.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on January 19, 2022, 07:56:27 PM
The "porn consumption" can also have an effect in the other way, where he's seen something on pornhub and wont move on. An over correction.
I'm a communicator in bed, but I'm also not one to say something that may upset or disappoint him, so I just try to do something else like a change of position or something just to get it to change or stop. James wasnt having none of that, he just kept moving like a mindless pump and I just waited for the finish.
And keep those big toes, and the small ones for that matter, away from me :emot_laughing:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Wildcat666 on January 19, 2022, 08:20:59 PM
I don’t get it :emot_blond:
Why are the young, single guys running around like crazy men at parties, trying to pick up every woman, without a ring? They drink too much look stupid on the dancefloor and end up getting sent home in a taxi, alone. :sign_lame:
I would never do such a thing, but prefer to sit in a comfortable chair, near the chips, enjoying my drink.
Looking the women in the eyes, I make polite conversation, genuinely interested in their joys and troubles, while occasionally licking my eyebrows :emot_lickie:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on January 19, 2022, 08:45:01 PM
The "porn consumption" can also have an effect in the other way, where he's seen something on pornhub and wont move on. An over correction.
I'm a communicator in bed, but I'm also not one to say something that may upset or disappoint him, so I just try to do something else like a change of position or something just to get it to change or stop. James wasnt having none of that, he just kept moving like a mindless pump and I just waited for the finish.
And keep those big toes, and the small ones for that matter, away from me :emot_laughing:
Why even have sex at that point? Being a pump chump is insulting to me and I feel most women. When a woman decides to share a bed, from what I learned, she wants it to feel epic, be the best, even if shes not entirely into it. So why insult a woman by just fucking like its a chore. Hell I enjoy the walk to the garbage cans, looking over my yard. I mean treating sex like a chore is the best way to lose a woman imho. Sex drives do have an expiration date, so why waste the time not making it fun? There is nothing to brag about just sticking your dick into a woman. Any animal on any given day does that, and at least better. Making a woman addicted to you and your sex, that is an accomplishment worthy of bragging.
Could you tell if it was a thumb rubbing your panty covered clit, or a big toe, in the right settings? ;D
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on January 19, 2022, 08:53:43 PM
Why are single guys running around like crazy men at parties, trying to pick up every woman, without a ring? They drink too much look stupid on the dancefloor and end up getting sent home in a taxi, alone. :sign_lame:
I would never do such a thing, but prefer to sit in a comfortable chair, near the chips, enjoying my drink.
Looking the women in the eyes, I make polite conversation, genuinely interested in their joys and troubles, while occasionally licking my eyebrows :emot_lickie:
They do it because they might not be smart enough to fully understand "the thrill of the hunt." Quality over Quantity. I mean if you want to spend your life floating from one fling after another, go for it, but understand why many may view it as immature. I personally see using sex as some sort of competition is abuse. Because at the end of the day, when you feel shallow, vapid and bereft of any meaningful connections, because instead of building a relationship, you as a man hop from bed to bed, and that emptiness sets in, you and you alone are to blame. Not passing judgements, because men and women can enjoy an active sex life as they see fit, but its more of the views espoused by both sides that kind of puts it all into perspective. Besides, what prize is there for the number of women you can pick up? Unless i missed that memo, women do not want to be used like that for the most part. Not all, but some actually might want more than to be forgotten the next day after a cup of coffee. I digress, I am a man who married young, and doesn't regret it.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on January 19, 2022, 09:22:51 PM
Could you tell if it was a thumb rubbing your panty covered clit, or a big toe, in the right settings? ;D
I hate feet. It wouldn't take me long to realize what's going on.
I agree, I like to use hands really, but it trips her trigger when we are in a restaurant playing the real footsies. Sheila, you seem to be a Lady of Highest Quality. So I would not use feet. Paint brushes lightly on certain spots tho. My friends ask why I like to paint, when in 5 years I only managed to paint a stick figure. I tell them not much painting going on, heehehehehehe. 8)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: watcher1 on January 19, 2022, 09:51:46 PM
Why are single guys running around like crazy men at parties, trying to pick up every woman, without a ring? They drink too much look stupid on the dancefloor and end up getting sent home in a taxi, alone. :sign_lame:
I would never do such a thing, but prefer to sit in a comfortable chair, near the chips, enjoying my drink.
Looking the women in the eyes, I make polite conversation, genuinely interested in their joys and troubles, while occasionally licking my eyebrows :emot_lickie:
They do it because they might not be smart enough to fully understand "the thrill of the hunt." Quality over Quantity. I mean if you want to spend your life floating from one fling after another, go for it, but understand why many may view it as immature. I personally see using sex as some sort of competition is abuse. Because at the end of the day, when you feel shallow, vapid and bereft of any meaningful connections, because instead of building a relationship, you as a man hop from bed to bed, and that emptiness sets in, you and you alone are to blame. Not passing judgements, because men and women can enjoy an active sex life as they see fit, but its more of the views espoused by both sides that kind of puts it all into perspective. Besides, what prize is there for the number of women you can pick up? Unless i missed that memo, women do not want to be used like that for the most part. Not all, but some actually might want more than to be forgotten the next day after a cup of coffee. I digress, I am a man who married young, and doesn't regret it.
:facepalm: Please read the last line of my post again, especially the last three words :emot_laughing:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on January 20, 2022, 12:09:19 AM
Why are single guys running around like crazy men at parties, trying to pick up every woman, without a ring? They drink too much look stupid on the dancefloor and end up getting sent home in a taxi, alone. :sign_lame:
I would never do such a thing, but prefer to sit in a comfortable chair, near the chips, enjoying my drink.
Looking the women in the eyes, I make polite conversation, genuinely interested in their joys and troubles, while occasionally licking my eyebrows :emot_lickie:
They do it because they might not be smart enough to fully understand "the thrill of the hunt." Quality over Quantity. I mean if you want to spend your life floating from one fling after another, go for it, but understand why many may view it as immature. I personally see using sex as some sort of competition is abuse. Because at the end of the day, when you feel shallow, vapid and bereft of any meaningful connections, because instead of building a relationship, you as a man hop from bed to bed, and that emptiness sets in, you and you alone are to blame. Not passing judgements, because men and women can enjoy an active sex life as they see fit, but its more of the views espoused by both sides that kind of puts it all into perspective. Besides, what prize is there for the number of women you can pick up? Unless i missed that memo, women do not want to be used like that for the most part. Not all, but some actually might want more than to be forgotten the next day after a cup of coffee. I digress, I am a man who married young, and doesn't regret it.
:facepalm: Please read the last line of my post again, especially the last three words :emot_laughing:
I read it, but I am sorry, but I do not get it. But if it was a joke, I applaud you.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Bell on January 20, 2022, 09:04:30 AM
Why are the young, single guys running around like crazy men at parties, trying to pick up every woman, without a ring? They drink too much look stupid on the dancefloor and end up getting sent home in a taxi, alone. :sign_lame:
I would never do such a thing, but prefer to sit in a comfortable chair, near the chips, enjoying my drink.
Looking the women in the eyes, I make polite conversation, genuinely interested in their joys and troubles, while occasionally licking my eyebrows :emot_lickie:
:emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
Can you teach me that DD? :emot_lickie: :emot_cheerlead: :emot_cheerlead:
:emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Asmodel on January 20, 2022, 09:36:05 AM
Today while brushing my teeth I had some water in the mouth meant for rinsing purposes. Mid-brushing the battery of my electric brush seemingly died off, so I started using it as one would use a normal brush. (That is, in the in-and-out motion) Again, mid-brushing (in the old fashioned way) the battery came alive. And, consequently, water started leaking or more like squirting from my mouth, in a really familiar fashion. :facepalm: :facepalm: :emot_laughing:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Wildcat666 on January 20, 2022, 12:45:18 PM
Quote
And, consequently, water started leaking or more like squirting from my mouth, in a really familiar fashion. :facepalm: :facepalm: :emot_laughing:
:emot_laughing: :sign_yourspecial:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Wildcat666 on January 20, 2022, 12:55:38 PM
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on January 21, 2022, 04:56:27 AM
My girlfriend sent me a selfie today. And in the background was her rather curvaceous mother, in a black bra and panties. So now I’ve got this whole “want to fuck mommy” thing in my head. What I really want to know is, was it an accident? Or an invitation?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Wildcat666 on January 21, 2022, 11:26:19 AM
You could compliment your girlfreind for the selfie, and then add something like "Give my regards to your mother. She looks great too." You might get a reaction. :angel:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Asmodel on January 21, 2022, 11:48:53 AM
Why are single guys running around like crazy men at parties, trying to pick up every woman, without a ring? They drink too much look stupid on the dancefloor and end up getting sent home in a taxi, alone. :sign_lame:
I would never do such a thing, but prefer to sit in a comfortable chair, near the chips, enjoying my drink.
Looking the women in the eyes, I make polite conversation, genuinely interested in their joys and troubles, while occasionally licking my eyebrows :emot_lickie:
They do it because they might not be smart enough to fully understand "the thrill of the hunt." Quality over Quantity. I mean if you want to spend your life floating from one fling after another, go for it, but understand why many may view it as immature. I personally see using sex as some sort of competition is abuse. Because at the end of the day, when you feel shallow, vapid and bereft of any meaningful connections, because instead of building a relationship, you as a man hop from bed to bed, and that emptiness sets in, you and you alone are to blame. Not passing judgements, because men and women can enjoy an active sex life as they see fit, but its more of the views espoused by both sides that kind of puts it all into perspective. Besides, what prize is there for the number of women you can pick up? Unless i missed that memo, women do not want to be used like that for the most part. Not all, but some actually might want more than to be forgotten the next day after a cup of coffee. I digress, I am a man who married young, and doesn't regret it.
:facepalm: Please read the last line of my post again, especially the last three words :emot_laughing:
I read it, but I am sorry, but I do not get it. But if it was a joke, I applaud you.
yeah, I don’t get it either. ??? ???
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on January 21, 2022, 09:19:23 PM
Random Sex Thought Joke:
One day a man named Billy was cursed for lying. After a couple of days the being cursing him decided to curse the wayward man with Pinnocchio's curse. Considering it impractical that his nose would grow, as it would be an insult to those with odd noses, she decided to hit him where it counts. So Billy was asked at work if he moved the crates as ordered so the new shipments could be unloaded. He did not, and being a stern but fair boss decided to ask him directly. He lied and as the bosses personal secretary was bending over at the filing cabinets, Billy was promptly fired.
However, it would not go down. So riding home on his bike, he cut someone off and caused an accident, and the female officer after dropping her pen, arrested poor Billy for assault. After his jail sentence was up, he wandered the streets, and came upon a blind woman, and her daughters running a food truck. He grabbed a hot dog and did not pay, so when asked if he stole the food, he made their day. Now Billy was sad and alone, the night air cold as stone. He looked up at the moon, and said "Everything is good."
NASA watched with horror as Billy rocketed skyward at a thousand miles an hour, as forgetting to make it stop, the being who cursed him tried to fix it, but still he did not drop. Up and up Billy did go, his cock not growing, but shrinking as fast as it grew. With little food and air, Billy sat on the moon, where firmly planted his cock was through, growing longer and longer with each lie told. The moon being a gentle mistress asked him if that was his penis in her crack, and with his final lie, he was rocketed back. Now in the tiny village square sits a statue to the poor man, who with a lie knocked up the moon, and when they found his corpse, it was rife with a wicked case of space crabs, and child support strife.
Now a thought to ponder, how many lies would it take to get to the moon, I ponder?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Dudester on January 21, 2022, 10:28:25 PM
So, this morning I read a story about people embarrassed because their nudes had been leaked-a memory popped into my mind. I had gone to work at a new company. The first day that I walked in the cute security guard looked familiar. "Do I know you?" I asked. "I don't know, do you?" she asked, then she turned to the male security guard next to her and asked "Was there anything shameful in what I used to do?" she asked him. He shook his head. "Nope." I went to my office, then I remembered, she was a stripper that I had banged a year earlier. After a few days she was transferred to another building. About a week later I came downstairs, ready to leave when I saw a MASSIVE security guard sitting at the desk. Exchanging pleasantries I noticed that he was a supervisor. He noticed that I noticed that. "We're having staffing issues" he said. I nodded and left. Over the next couple of weeks I saw the same supervisor, not working the desk, but he was on rounds. One day, out of mutual boredom we struck up a conversation. It turned out that he was married to the cute security guard and they were having relationship issues. The next time I saw him he was quite angry as he discovered that she was cheating on him. "Can I show you something?" he asked. From his backpack he pulled a VHS tape. "Come on" he said and led me to the break room (our break rooms had a combination TV/VCR). He popped in the tape. It was her nude, using a dildo on herself. Isn't she hot?" he asked. I didn't want to tell him that not only had I seen her nude, I had banged her, albeit with a condom. "Yeah, I'm going to divorce her." he said.
I didn't see either of them again and about a week after the incident I was told that a security supervisor and his wife had gotten into a big fight at work and both were fired.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on February 11, 2022, 09:54:20 PM
Jealous of Jules' trip, and I'm tired of the cold, wet, and miserable clouds. I just want to be laying in the hot sun, preferably on the warm sand next to some refreshing water, feeling my body absorb all those harmful UV rays, and caress and rub myself into ecstacy.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: JBRG on February 12, 2022, 01:05:09 AM
Jealous of Jules' trip, and I'm tired of the cold, wet, and miserable clouds. I just want to be laying in the hot sun, preferably on the warm sand next to some refreshing water, feeling my body absorb all those harmful UV rays, and caress and rub myself into ecstacy.
There's room on my roof to join me in absorbing all of those harmful UV rays. And if you want to caress and rub yourself into ecstasy, I promise I won't interrupt.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on February 12, 2022, 01:27:35 AM
My random thought is: It is Friday, my balls are full, and I really just want a volunteer to slap my dick around for a half an hour and milk all this jizz out. That is all.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on February 15, 2022, 08:52:49 PM
Why do we equate sex with food? Nothing is better than sex, if the item only lasts to the last crumb, can it be said that it is better than sex if eating it takes less time than a good old fashioned night of fucking? I hear people say "this is better than sex." and I am like nope. because sex can last. Or are they just having bad sex?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Dudester on February 15, 2022, 11:23:12 PM
Why do we equate sex with food? Nothing is better than sex, if the item only lasts to the last crumb, can it be said that it is better than sex if eating it takes less time than a good old fashioned night of fucking? I hear people say "this is better than sex." and I am like nope. because sex can last. Or are they just having bad sex?
I have never been married. Married people, with kids, seem to have found a way to only enjoy a 10 or 15 minute quickie. For me, anything under two hours is a quickie. Not only that, but in my early 20's I was schooled by a Phillipino mama san on how to make love. Using those techniques, high dollar hookers have given me serious discounts because they appreciate that I take the time for them to ring that bell three times before I even mount up to ride.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on February 16, 2022, 12:11:48 AM
Love a good quickie from time to time. Quick, intense, and over. Personally for me a quickie isnt about the orgasm, or at least mine, it's all about him. Send him off with a big smile and me with a warmth inside. The idea that he needed it before he got in about his day, couldnt wait till later when we had more time. Love it.
I've had days where I'll spend the whole day naked or close to it, and it'll be on again off again sex. Or we'll play around with each other for a while. Those occasions, then yes several hours is good, but when I turn that switch on and it's just foreplay and sex, half hour is more than plenty of time. You make things last more than 45-60 minutes, and I'm just going to go for it and focus every oounce f my energy to get you to cum.
If I were a prostitute and you make things go for 2 hours, I'm not giving you a discount, I'm charging you for overtime. :emot_laughing:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: staci on February 16, 2022, 12:20:22 AM
And then we have the "nooner"
Usually lunchtime and a rush to the finish line. Generally leads to sitting in a puddle for the rest of the work day and liberal use of spray deoderant.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on February 16, 2022, 12:35:18 AM
Usually lunchtime and a rush to the finish line. Generally leads to sitting in a puddle for the rest of the work day and liberal use of spray deoderant.
Sometimes done in the parking lot somewhere. Think I've said it before, but I find it quite enjoyable walking around talking with people knowing that he just let loose inside me. Makes me feel so dirty yet unbelievably sexy.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: watcher1 on February 16, 2022, 04:12:26 PM
Usually lunchtime and a rush to the finish line. Generally leads to sitting in a puddle for the rest of the work day and liberal use of spray deoderant.
I have had a few nooners. 8)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Paige on February 18, 2022, 05:29:01 PM
Can you get a facial in space?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on February 18, 2022, 05:39:42 PM
Don't know, but wellcum back, Paige ;D
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Asmodel on February 18, 2022, 05:40:15 PM
in my early 20's I was schooled on how to make love. Using those techniques, high dollar hookers have given me serious discounts because they appreciate that I take the time for them to ring that bell three times before I even mount up to ride.
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Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Paige on February 18, 2022, 08:14:24 PM
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on February 19, 2022, 01:37:10 AM
I sent Sasha some panties for her birthday, and I put a big load in the crotch of each pair. So today she sent me a pussy floss photo, and I love the thought of her jizz and mine getting friendly again.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MintJulie on February 22, 2022, 03:20:11 PM
After making a comment to Obi about him not being able to masturbate because of his shoulder, my mind has been on stroking off Dan. Just my hand, no mouth. I don't think I've done that for him, ever. I've stroked him while in my mouth, but never got him off just using my hand.
Tonight's the night for Danny-boy. I'm going to stop every time he gets close and make it last an hour.
Lotion
me in lingerie
wet cloth for cleanup
dry towel for cleanup
candles
Other suggestions?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Asmodel on February 22, 2022, 03:31:50 PM
Taking a page out of Miss Shiela’s book, Ice cubes, as to make sure the timer doesn’t end before the hour.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on February 22, 2022, 03:50:12 PM
Nail polish perhaps, something that'll stand out. Feel it might highlight the visual for him.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: staci on February 22, 2022, 03:51:34 PM
trim your fingernails. use emory pad.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: watcher1 on February 22, 2022, 04:06:39 PM
After making a comment to Obi about him not being able to masturbate because of his shoulder, my mind has been on stroking off Dan. Just my hand, no mouth. I don't think I've done that for him, ever. I've stroked him while in my mouth, but never got him off just using my hand.
Tonight's the night for Danny-boy. I'm going to stop every time he gets close and make it last an hour.
Lotion
me in lingerie
wet cloth for cleanup
dry towel for cleanup
candles
Other suggestions?
Whisper in his ear how much you love him. 8)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MintJulie on February 22, 2022, 06:19:45 PM
Nails are 1/4 inch past the tips. Maybe a bright red polish with matching lip stick, and curl my hair.
Would handcuffs on him be too much?
A blindfold could enhance the sensation
This is turning into the ultimate handjob ;D
But the blindfold will not allow him to see my pretty manicured* fingers wrapped around his erection.
4pm mani/pedi scheduled , I haven't had this professionally done in 7 years or more.
I am guessing your husband will be on the alert, that something is up and take the initiative. Of course, the KB members in the room with you suggesting certain nail polish, blindfolds, trimmed nails, etc may be a giveaway. 8) ;D
Jules tonight
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Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: msslave on February 22, 2022, 09:35:00 PM
I'm already waiting for Jules story of this upcoming epic event. No doubt at the moment of release there will be a massive tremor in the force... causing pre-cum emissions world wide. ;D
That will be followed by Jules explicit account which will mess up phone screens and keyboards. Jules does paint vivid word pictures. :emot_kiss:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MintJulie on February 23, 2022, 09:44:12 PM
Post moved to here. http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=76102.0
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Asmodel on February 23, 2022, 10:31:53 PM
I have a question, Was Dan an ex-member of this place.? ???
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on February 23, 2022, 10:41:24 PM
God damn Jules, that is damn sexy. He must have felt like it was his birthday and Christmas all in one. He's probably going to get turned on by just by the sight of nail clippers now. Needless to say... Woo!
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: msslave on February 23, 2022, 10:56:44 PM
We'll (pant pant) as expected Jules turned a hot episode ( gasp ) into an erotic masterpiece. (Sigh)
What a night that was. Dan will need some recovery time before another adventure. :emot_kiss:
Oh yes...WOO
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on February 23, 2022, 11:30:19 PM
Woo... Woo.. Woo Woo Woo... WWOOOOOO... :o
Uhm, be right back, I have to throw something in the wash... :emot_laughing:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on February 24, 2022, 01:58:44 AM
It’s only Wednesday night, and I’m already thinking about Friday. Because that’s the day I like to be tied up, pegged, and have my cock and balls slapped. I like this idea. Very much.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: JBRG on February 25, 2022, 07:16:24 PM
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on March 08, 2022, 01:00:44 AM
In my apartment, drinking cheap premade margaritas from aldis, watching a Ryan Reynolds movie on prime, and wishing I had the weight of a man pressing me into the cushions. Hips flexing between my thighs. Hot heavy breath against my face and forehead The musky smell of sex in my nose. The heat of his chest against my hands. That stretch. Pressure. Sense of being full.
I am absolutely turned on right now.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on March 08, 2022, 02:10:40 AM
So one of my sexy Russian friends was sending me texts and videos all day. I spent half the afternoon as hard as a rock. Now I’m home, but I’m not going to pull the vids out just yet, because I want to tease myself for an hour or two, before losing an unusually large load. LOL. I’ll be worthless after turning myself inside out. Edging all day.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on March 08, 2022, 03:20:16 AM
So one of my sexy Russian friends was sending me texts and videos all day. I spent half the afternoon as hard as a rock. Now I’m home, but I’m not going to pull the vids out just yet, because I want to tease myself for an hour or two, before losing an unusually large load. LOL. I’ll be worthless after turning myself inside out. Edging all day.
Would she be upset if you texted her back, "Thanks babe, you made me explode better than a Russian supply convoy outside of Kyiv"? :emot_laughing:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on March 08, 2022, 03:55:10 AM
How much could I get away with charging??? Hundreds? Thousand? Am I good enough to earn it?
You could charge whatever you want, and it'd just be a matter of finding a guy with a big enough.. wallet. :emot_kiss:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on March 12, 2022, 01:26:56 PM
I haven't had sex in a while and it's starting to feel like months, and I'm wondering if Allan would be up for a nooner. I just want somebodies head between my legs
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Asmodel on March 12, 2022, 01:33:46 PM
Ground Control to Major CT, Hold your breath, this task ain’t easy! Ground control To Major CT. Commencing countdown— damn this’s both hard and cheesy.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on March 12, 2022, 04:08:03 PM
I haven't had sex in a while and it's starting to feel like months, and I'm wondering if Allan would be up for a nooner. I just want somebodies head between my legs
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Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Dirtymind on March 12, 2022, 05:58:41 PM
I talked to a old school friend on the phone. She made an off the cuff remark of having to ask someone for a favour, and that she would rather swallow cum.
Guess what has been going through my mind since?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on March 12, 2022, 06:58:52 PM
I talked to a old school friend on the phone. She made an off the cuff remark of having to ask someone for a favour, and that she would rather swallow cum.
Guess what has been going through my mind since?
She says that like it's a bad thing... 🍆💦😝🤤❤
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Dirtymind on March 12, 2022, 07:23:18 PM
Clearly she's wrong. But in my mind that choice of phrase was quite deliberate in choice. Or am I wrong?
You'll never know for sure until you try to find out sir, Though subtlety does the trick.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Dirtymind on March 12, 2022, 07:45:06 PM
She's always been forbidden fruit. Was my best friend's gf. The guy she's with for the last 20 years, is a good guy, but really dumb. Her words, not mine.
Sometimes I really dislike having morals ;D
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Asmodel on March 12, 2022, 08:40:39 PM
Ah, that's sad to hear. Though if they're not still together, then it's okay, right? Personally, I thought that she was that woman, that had once tried to flirt with ya, but you unfortunately hadn't picked up on it. And Alas, if it weren't for morals, then life would have been so much easier. But then, a person's morals are what makes them themselves, and defines them.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on March 16, 2022, 09:26:46 PM
Should be of no surprise to anybody here, but I really do enjoy sucking and swallowing.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on March 17, 2022, 06:22:01 AM
I like a nice smile and an awesome pair of tits.
Yes, that was totally random. Totally.
;D
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Asmodel on March 17, 2022, 06:57:01 AM
And don’t forget about that beautiful, blond hair ;D
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on March 17, 2022, 08:07:50 PM
I told CT the other day that I didn’t think you could carry the board alone forever. I take that back. You can carry the board alone FOREVER. OMG. And woo.
Well said! Woo! You’re 99% correct sir, 99 as it is only an understatement…. As no matter even if Shakespeare was resurrected from the dead, Even he could not capture Miss Shiela’s beauty in words.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on March 18, 2022, 07:01:05 PM
Woke up wanting. If any of you had been within arms reach of me this morning... I'd have given my all to make you feel like a King.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on March 18, 2022, 07:04:18 PM
Woke up wanting. If any of you had been within arms reach of me this morning... I'd have given my all to make you feel like a King.
This morning would have been a perfect morning to stay under the covers and keep each other warm. :emot_kiss:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on March 29, 2022, 06:27:03 PM
Sasha told me that Galnya came to Gubkin for a visit. “She wanted sex. I wasn’t going to give her any, but I called two friends who took turns fucking her in the basement all night. She went back to Belgorod sore and leaking cum.”
Love my pervert Sasha. Love those Russian whores. :emot_laughing:
(https://i.imgur.com/SWgH630.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on March 29, 2022, 07:20:51 PM
Be grateful Big Ben didn't use viagra :emot_weird: :emot_kiss:
😱😱😱 That thought had crossed my mind yesterday.
If Ben did what Allan had done... I'd probably be dead
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Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: shaver on April 07, 2022, 12:33:58 PM
I have to admit that my random thoughts are all over the place as long as ther is pussy and showoing off my cock. I am sure that is not a surprise.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on April 18, 2022, 05:48:46 PM
Sasha confessed that she likes bikers and would enjoy being fucked by a smelly man, so I replied “ My little pervert likes a big hairy man who smells of sweat and gasoline. He has a horse-sized cock between his legs and he pins you to the ground and fucks you, bouncing up and down on your limp body, like you're his mattress. His scent and sweat cover your body and your pussy is stretched wide. He does not care about your pleasure. You are only there, too satisfy his primitive urges. Your big clit throbs with pleasure as he pours a liter of cum into your pussy.” She told me later that she rubbed her pussy to an orgasm. Remind me to rub some bacon in my armpits next time.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on May 12, 2022, 10:12:58 PM
Its 88° right now.
I would love to be naked outside with a nice dick inside.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on May 13, 2022, 02:51:51 AM
I've been thinking about writing about my first anal experience, but I feel it would be a very short story...
...but would you have fun writing it? That's all that matters.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Asmodel on May 17, 2022, 10:04:32 PM
True, story-writing is as much for the writer as it is for the reader(s). I myself have some stories, (all under-development) that I occasionally work on from time to time. It feels great to immerse oneself in that world, but instead of being a passive observer as a reader, one gets to call all the shots as the writer.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: shaver on May 18, 2022, 11:49:55 AM
To answer jules question I love shaved but would never turned dow a harry pussy
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on May 18, 2022, 04:57:56 PM
I wonder as a random sexual thought:
If eating a woman out brings her pleasure, then why do most women resist it during foreplay?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on May 18, 2022, 05:11:59 PM
It doesn't work for all of them, some prefer a finger or two in their pussy. ..and some don't like it because they worry about their taste or odor, they think their pussy is ugly, or they've been taught that good girls shouldn't enjoy that sort of thing
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on May 18, 2022, 05:54:41 PM
If I was to ever resist, it would be because of hygiene. I've yet to have anybody complain, as I usually taste/smell of coconut or pina colada as Allan says, but if it was a hot day or after a workout and I've been sweating, I may be hesitant until I can be sure. Even if he says he doesnt mind, I'll be uncomfortable and self conscious the entire time.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on May 18, 2022, 06:04:22 PM
Some of us are like the postal service... No matter rain or shine, or if you taste like pickled brine, that clit is gonna be mine 😇
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on May 18, 2022, 06:04:41 PM
If I was to ever resist, it would be because of hygiene. I've yet to have anybody complain, as I usually taste/smell of coconut or pina colada as Allan says, but if it was a hot day or after a workout and I've been sweating, I may be hesitant until I can be sure. Even if he says he doesnt mind, I'll be uncomfortable and self conscious the entire time. [/quote
It doesn't work for all of them, some prefer a finger or two in their pussy. ..and some don't like it because they worry about their taste or odor, they think their pussy is ugly, or they've been taught that good girls shouldn't enjoy that sort of thing
I get that, but If you are willing to put my cock, which does alot of things in your mouth, then I should be able to eat you out. Smell, or taste does not really matter to me, my wife keeps herself pretty clean, but honestly I get it now, but fair is fair, you lick my penis, I get to suck on your clit.
Like the second time me and my then girlfriend now wife had sex. Locker room talk at the time was "Gotta have a big dick to get a girl, but a strong tongue to keep a girl." Being horny and a teen, I believed it and I went down on her, in the school veggie garden. No one was out there, and I sat her down, lifted her skirt and pulled her panties to the side and tried to get to work. she grabbed my head and was like "Stop, I pee from there!" and being the little horny asshole I was, I said, "Not right now you aren't." and she gave in after some not so expert finger play. I enjoyed it, even if she was not as fresh as she was in the morning. So I don't mind a little funk, or taste, as long as you do care for your pussy, and not let it get bad.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MissBarbara on May 18, 2022, 06:05:44 PM
It doesn't work for all of them, some prefer a finger or two in their pussy. ..and some don't like it because they worry about their taste or odor, they think their pussy is ugly, or they've been taught that good girls shouldn't enjoy that sort of thing.
Sheila once mentioned this, and my best friend told me this as well, that for many women, when they get to a pint in foreplay, their strongest desire is to have him inside her.
They know that his going down on her feels amazing, and they know it will likely lead to an orgasm.
But, at that moment, they’d prefer to feel him inside of her.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on May 18, 2022, 06:15:47 PM
I get that, but If you are willing to put my cock, which does alot of things in your mouth, then I should be able to eat you out. Smell, or taste does not really matter to me, my wife keeps herself pretty clean, but honestly I get it now, but fair is fair, you lick my penis, I get to suck on your clit.
Keep in mind that too many people are still taught that sexual pleasure is acceptable for a man but not for a woman. So for some women, it can also be a matter of giving you a blowjob being acceptable because it brings you pleasure rather than her, and you going down on her is not acceptable, because it would bring her pleasure and consequently make her a slut or a whore or whatever
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on May 18, 2022, 06:18:17 PM
Oh god yes, MissB. Although I won't hesitate or resist him doing it, it's just not what I'm hoping for at that time. If I'm really turned on and wanting it, I dont want to waste time with oral. He can have your fun down there for a bit, give a few licks in, but don't linger trying to a bunch of differnt tongue excercises. I'll already be wet and ready so you're not doing me any favors. Just give me that stretch I want so badly.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on May 18, 2022, 06:19:35 PM
It doesn't work for all of them, some prefer a finger or two in their pussy. ..and some don't like it because they worry about their taste or odor, they think their pussy is ugly, or they've been taught that good girls shouldn't enjoy that sort of thing.
Sheila once mentioned this, and my best friend told me this as well, that for many women, when they get to a pint in foreplay, their strongest desire is to have him inside her.
They know that his going down on her feels amazing, and they know it will likely lead to an orgasm.
But, at that moment, they’d prefer to feel him inside of her.
That is the truth. My wife sometimes likes foreplay, but lately she comes to bed horny as all fuck and just wants me to give her every damned inch. From the variety of walks of life on this board, every woman is different, but ultimately, like I said in another thread about hair preference, if a woman is letting you fuck her, you have not much right to complain, unless its a real risk to health. But on the other side of the coin, if a woman this day in age finds a guy who likes to eat at her diner, then hold onto that man. But I just like to eat pussy. Its my favorite meal.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on May 23, 2022, 04:55:41 AM
All day, I've been thinking about my future with MS and wondering when I might end up in a wheelchair, and then ultimately wondering what sex in a wheelchair is like... apply the brake, put my legs over the armrests...
Then I'm thinking, bring Allan to the hospital borrow a wheel chair and find a spot to... conduct experiments...
Yes, I did text him these thoughts. He doesnt seem to keen on the idea. Any takers lol.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on May 23, 2022, 11:20:08 AM
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on May 23, 2022, 07:47:29 PM
Speaking of wheelchair confessions. I’ve always had a sexual fantasy involving a double amputee. Something about pleasuring myself with a legless lass. Kinky. I know. But the vulnerability factor is just off the charts. Human fleshlight. Yes, let the stoning begin.
As far as experiments. Lets get a motorized wheelchair and replace the seat with a Sybian. Then we can drape a blanket around you and have you “O” all day, while we shop. I’ll tell everyone you’re having one of your “little episodes.” “Pay no attention. She’s fine.”
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: msslave on May 23, 2022, 07:57:05 PM
:emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: staci on May 23, 2022, 08:52:40 PM
Besides, if the daughters you’re referring to are like most other women their age, they will pay lips service to their mothers’ demands, and then go out and do their thing behind their mothers’ backs.
Dunno why, but the first thing which came to mind was Cunnilingus.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on June 01, 2022, 05:09:45 PM
All day, I've been thinking about my future with MS and wondering when I might end up in a wheelchair, and then ultimately wondering what sex in a wheelchair is like... apply the brake, put my legs over the armrests...
Then I'm thinking, bring Allan to the hospital borrow a wheel chair and find a spot to... conduct experiments...
Yes, I did text him these thoughts. He doesnt seem to keen on the idea. Any takers lol.
My wife was wheelchair bound after our third kid, her pelvic bone did not set correctly after birth so she could not walk right or painlessly. For a couple of months she was in a wheelchair, and three days before she could walk normally again, we experimented. It was an interesting experience. Lock the wheels, try to get on your knees, brace the chair against a wall and let him go to town. also it was satisfyingly perverse that I also sat in the chair and fucked her raw while she was in my lap.
On a side tip: Get allen a cherry picker and sex swing.
no disrespect to you, but this thing is fun, when you cant stand or walk. the kink factor is off the charts. I still use it with the wife once in a while.
Also anyone know of a good up thrusting fuck machine? hehehe
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on June 01, 2022, 06:37:34 PM
I figured there are only so many ways one could use a wheel chair comfortably. I'm not thrill with the idea of being in one, but at least it could be fun from time to time.
I'm not too sure about that cherry picker thing. Seems a bit...🤔... bomb shelterish 😂
I have spent my fare shre of time on sites looking at sex toys and such, and they have a swing/chair that hooks around a door that I've been looking to purchase, but I've bought stuff in the past that was a one and done, and I'm not about to spend money on something I'm not sure of, and I'm definitely not going to ask Allan to do it. Thanks for the insight though love 💋
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on June 02, 2022, 02:37:27 AM
If pussy was currency, I'd be one rich bitch. oh yes, I'm feeling good about myself tonight.💋
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on June 02, 2022, 04:18:22 AM
I wish Allan had pulled my hair last night. Would have made something great even better.
Everything is better when you pull her hair, and slap her ass in time with the thrusts. Extra credit for a thumb in the ass.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: DeviationElevation83 on June 06, 2022, 02:33:00 PM
I have been thinking a lot about when my mind opened up to the world of depravity. From a VERY young age, I was always infatuated with sex, but not necessarily quite the Pandora's box that opened shortly after.
We moved into a new (old) place that the previous owners left quite literally all of their stuff behind, including their sex toys, porn, a gynecology exam table (kinky fucks!) and literature.
One book in particular had stories in it that my preteen mind could barely comprehend. Stories of lesbians, orgies, golden showers, underage, bondage, incest and bestiality. I couldn't read that book fast enough. Not only was it the doorway into hedonism, it was the doorway to erotic literature for me. It was called "The Cradle of Erotica".
I don't know whatever happened to that book, but I would sure love another copy.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on June 06, 2022, 07:51:44 PM
My dad was a medical student and moving towards a practice in gynecology. So we had all the books, the illustrations, the little plastic models of the vulva and female reproductive system. Which made me very popular among my peers. For a quarter, I’d let you come over after school and look at the sex stuff and dad’s skeleton. He also had a huge collection of Playboys, and I knew where he kept them. I was sexually precocious. Leave it at that.
And your book is on Amazon.
(https://i.imgur.com/AXlm8Y1.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: DeviationElevation83 on June 07, 2022, 04:18:57 AM
My dad was a medical student and moving towards a practice in gynecology. So we had all the books, the illustrations, the little plastic models of the vulva and female reproductive system. Which made me very popular among my peers. For a quarter, I’d let you come over after school and look at the sex stuff and dad’s skeleton. He also had a huge collection of Playboys, and I knew where he kept them. I was sexually precocious. Leave it at that.
And your book is on Amazon.
(https://i.imgur.com/AXlm8Y1.jpg)
Thanks for the find and that sounds like an awesome upbringing.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on June 07, 2022, 03:05:40 PM
Am I the only one that got fixated on the word hardcover?? Yeah? No? Wonder if there is any specific reason for that...🤔
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on June 08, 2022, 02:09:11 AM
I want to suck a dick right now. Feel the skin move around in my mouth and have that helmet pressing again the roof of it. Swirl my tongue around the bottom and hope to hear him moan and groan in pleasure. Those sounds that seem to come deep from inside him are.music to me ears. The motivate me and push me to do better.
I want him to guide me to my knees because I know that where I should be. I have the choice to refuse, but I know he could take it if he wanted to. Looking up at him with a slight pout as if I'm trying to maintain some slice of innocence, even though we both know I would it.
Fingers in my hair i he can force me down on him. Wishing i could deep throat so he could go as hard and as deep as he pleases. His strong hands holding me in place while I hold on to his steady legs. I wish I could feel every muscle flex as he takes my mouth.
Making his head drop and his eyes roll back as he finishes is nothing short of a dream come true. Holy fuck I wish Allan was free tonight.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on June 08, 2022, 02:42:59 AM
My dad was a medical student and moving towards a practice in gynecology. So we had all the books, the illustrations, the little plastic models of the vulva and female reproductive system. Which made me very popular among my peers. For a quarter, I’d let you come over after school and look at the sex stuff and dad’s skeleton. He also had a huge collection of Playboys, and I knew where he kept them. I was sexually precocious. Leave it at that.
And your book is on Amazon.
(https://i.imgur.com/AXlm8Y1.jpg)
Sir, I would murder anyone you needed murdered for a copy of that book. It has eluded me for years. I will do it so it has no ties back to you, and even set it up so another enemy of yours will take the fall. I am joking, btw, but serious that is a good book.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on June 08, 2022, 02:47:57 AM
I want to suck a dick right now. Feel the skin move around in my mouth and have that helmet pressing again the roof of it. Swirl my tongue around the bottom and hope to hear him moan and groan in pleasure. Those sounds that seem to come deep from inside him are.music to me ears. The motivate me and push me to do better.
I want him to guide me to my knees because I know that where I should be. I have the choice to refuse, but I know he could take it if he wanted to. Looking up at him with a slight pout as if I'm trying to maintain some slice of innocence, even though we both know I would it.
Fingers in my hair i he can force me down on him. Wishing i could deep throat so he could go as hard and as deep as he pleases. His strong hands holding me in place while I hold on to his steady legs. I wish I could feel every muscle flex as he takes my mouth.
Making his head drop and his eyes roll back as he finishes is nothing short of a dream come true. Holy fuck I wish Allan was free tonight.
Not going to lie, that is hot af. But I am not a big fan of BJ's due to something happening a few years ago. Lost a bit of sensitivity in the old boy below. But that reminds me of my wife's first time giving me head. She tried her heart out, it was sloppy, and a few scrapes of the teeth almost ruined it, but that half pleading, have searching for praise look in her eyes made me almost drown her with my load. She forgot the most important part, to swallow quickly.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Hilda on June 08, 2022, 02:54:04 AM
Not going to lie, that is hot af. But I am not a big fan of BJ's due to something happening a few years ago. Lost a bit of sensitivity in the old boy below.
Thought I was the only one who doesn’t care for a blowjob. There aren’t many women I have encountered who do it well, and then there’s that whole “well I sucked your dick, what are you going to do for me?” thing. Like I’m supposed to be eternally grateful you gave me a suck.
My estranged wife loves to blow. So I typically let her, because she enjoys it so much. But after laying there for 15 minutes with my cock covered in saliva in her oral Hoover, I honestly want to reach for the phone and do a Wordle. And then, of course, being a gentleman, I tell her it was the best thing since sliced bread, and no one knows how to please a man like she does. LOL.
Last time we were together, she said her back hurts so bad she didn’t want to fuck. So there’s that now too.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on June 08, 2022, 03:22:18 AM
then there’s that whole “well I sucked your dick, what are you going to do for me?” thing. Like I’m supposed to be eternally grateful you gave me a suck.
The only thing I hope for in return is those two special words.💋
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on June 08, 2022, 03:38:33 AM
then there’s that whole “well I sucked your dick, what are you going to do for me?” thing. Like I’m supposed to be eternally grateful you gave me a suck.
The only thing I hope for in return is those two special words.💋
Taco Tuesday?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on June 08, 2022, 05:57:51 AM
Not going to lie, that is hot af. But I am not a big fan of BJ's due to something happening a few years ago. Lost a bit of sensitivity in the old boy below.
Thought I was the only one who doesn’t care for a blowjob. There aren’t many women I have encountered who do it well, and then there’s that whole “well I sucked your dick, what are you going to do for me?” thing. Like I’m supposed to be eternally grateful you gave me a suck.
My estranged wife loves to blow. So I typically let her, because she enjoys it so much. But after laying there for 15 minutes with my cock covered in saliva in her oral Hoover, I honestly want to reach for the phone and do a Wordle. And then, of course, being a gentleman, I tell her it was the best thing since sliced bread, and no one knows how to please a man like she does. LOL.
Last time we were together, she said her back hurts so bad she didn’t want to fuck. So there’s that now too.
I am going to be brutally honest. I never liked them even before my accident. In hs my wife would give me a quick suck under the bleachers, because at that time, she was showing. But in my opinion, I prefer a handy, over a bj. My reason for this is simple. When me and my wife first started having sex, she would absolutely refuse to touch my cock, or refuse to let me rub or finger her. She was brought up with the notion of sex is only for babies, and anything else is bad. So it was deliciously perverse when I made her grab my cock for a wank. Not forcefully, but the better way, getting her so worked up, she would have to do it for me to finish her off. But I do not mind going down on her, I will eat every inch of her down there, but since the accident, I can only really feel good is by hand, ass or pussy. Mouth does not do it for me, and it worried me alot that I had ED, but nope, just some sensitivity loss.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: JBRG on June 09, 2022, 02:13:41 AM
On the subject of bj,s, I love getting one if the person doing the act is good at it. That said, only two women have ever gotten me to the end. And I'm married to one and divorced from the other. Wife number one got me to cum in her mouth when she blew me while I was talking on the phone to my mother. I think it was the situation that got me off, not her technique as that was the only time. The current Mrs JBRG on the other hand is good. Unfortunately for me, she doesn't really enjoy giving so I haven't had one for many, many years.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on June 09, 2022, 03:47:58 PM
Allan always seems to enjoy it when I'm sucking him, and I love the way he stares at me while I'm doing it. Those dark eyes fixated in me and that cocky half smirk on his lips. :emot_thdrool:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: DomandBiM on June 09, 2022, 03:53:45 PM
groan
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: DomandBiM on June 09, 2022, 03:54:54 PM
Do you like uncut cock?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on June 09, 2022, 04:09:18 PM
Which is why you should never trust a calamari restaurant next to a circumcision clinic
Honestly though, why do it? Aside from religion? Because while it offere better protection against STDs, it renders the penis less sensitive
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on June 10, 2022, 03:11:10 PM
I’ve been both. I wasn’t circumcised at birth. And while my foreskin was a sexual oddity in my youth that led to a lot of curiosity by my peers, I ultimately fell into the trap of wanting to look like everyone else. I like my clean trimmed cock, but sometimes miss the fun of a tongue under my foreskin.
(https://i.imgur.com/wqsuJP6.gif)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on June 10, 2022, 04:30:37 PM
See that isn't something i think I'd be too keen on doing...
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: watcher1 on June 10, 2022, 04:57:05 PM
Allan always seems to enjoy it when I'm sucking him, and I love the way he stares at me while I'm doing it. Those dark eyes fixated in me and that cocky half smirk on his lips. :emot_thdrool:
sucking him....cocky half smirk. Think he may not be the only one who would enjoy you sucking them. 😎😎
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on June 12, 2022, 06:18:38 AM
No offense but instead of a bj, how about a tit job? I mean my wife gives a good one, since she knows my problem, and it feels amazing, and looks cool when she does it.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on June 12, 2022, 02:10:39 PM
I think my boobs are to small so I dont bother trying.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: watcher1 on June 12, 2022, 04:39:43 PM
I think my boobs are to small so I dont bother trying.
Perhaps, but that does not make you any less of a woman. Sometimes its not even the tits in a tit job that would get a man off. I mean the act of rubbing your nubile body on our junk would be the ticket. I am still in the "Anything more than a handful is a waste." camp. It is comparable to a man's penis. Some women want a large cunt destroyer, while others, not so much. My wife has an average rack. Not super big, and not super small, but still not enough for one of those porn movie tit jobs, but she uses her body too, and that makes a huge difference than just massive sweater puppies enveloping my dick. you are perfect as is. I just suggested it, because I have a sneaking suspicion that Allen would enjoy it, having his darling rubbing her hot body all over his cock. Just a passing thought.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on June 12, 2022, 05:12:50 PM
I think my boobs are to small so I dont bother trying.
As I have aged, my preference has gone from big natural tits, to mosquito bites. I like an A Cup, and you are bigger than that. Your tits are absolutely perfect. They’re beautiful, they’re perky, and extremely sexy. I love your tits.
I have two friends who both got boob jobs for their men, and both men cheated on and ultimately dumped them. Then they were left with hard, totally unnatural tits, that felt and looked funny.
You get more sex than just about all the other people here put together, with the exception of MJ. So seriously, there’s nothing wrong with your body. And enjoy this time in your life. Because 20 years from now you’ll look back and will be amazed at how good you had it. I love you.
:emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on June 12, 2022, 06:07:11 PM
Dont get me wrong, I love my boobs, yes sometimes I wish they were a little bigger, and my areola, a little smaller, but I'm not complaining about their size, I'm just saying I dont think mine would work well for a boobjob, but this is that porn industry thing where i would need massive boobs to do it. For me, it would just seem like he's rubbing his dick against my sternum, and I dont see how that could be enjoyable.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Dirtymind on June 12, 2022, 06:23:44 PM
If he rubs anything against you and not enjoy it he needs his head examined ;D
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on June 12, 2022, 06:31:32 PM
I can’t remember the last time I fucked anyone’s tits. Probably 5 years ago? I like her to ride cowgirl and rub her tits on my face and chest. Having those little rock-hard nipples caressing my eyes and lips… now that is to die for.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Asmodel on June 12, 2022, 06:58:22 PM
Having those little rock-hard nipples caressing my eyes and lips… now that is to die for.
It's really very seldom that we agree on something. But that right there is indeed an absolute truth. Don't get me wrong, field still empty for miles on end, but a guy can do dream, can't he? ^-^
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on June 12, 2022, 08:05:20 PM
Dont get me wrong, I love my boobs, yes sometimes I wish they were a little bigger, and my areola, a little smaller, but I'm not complaining about their size, I'm just saying I dont think mine would work well for a boobjob, but this is that porn industry thing where i would need massive boobs to do it. For me, it would just seem like he's rubbing his dick against my sternum, and I dont see how that could be enjoyable.
I call it claiming, or writing my name on her body. I like to rub my precum over her body, like I am writing a letter, or signing my life to her. Feels good to me, kind of like marking whats mine. I might be weird for it though. But you do you, and enjoy it. You are A+ in my book.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on June 15, 2022, 12:23:29 AM
One book in particular had stories in it that my preteen mind could barely comprehend. Stories of lesbians, orgies, golden showers, underage, bondage, incest and bestiality. I couldn't read that book fast enough. Not only was it the doorway into hedonism, it was the doorway to erotic literature for me. It was called "The Cradle of Erotica".
I don't know whatever happened to that book, but I would sure love another copy.
Sir, I would murder anyone you needed murdered for a copy of that book. It has eluded me for years. I will do it so it has no ties back to you, and even set it up so another enemy of yours will take the fall. I am joking, btw, but serious that is a good book.
I’ll make a book report.
(https://i.imgur.com/LwUDWRU.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on June 15, 2022, 03:41:42 AM
You can tell the quality of a good erotic book without ever reading one page. All you have to do is to count the number of pages that are stuck together :emot_laughing:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on June 15, 2022, 04:12:45 AM
You can tell the quality of a good erotic book without ever reading one page. All you have to do is to count the number of pages that are stuck together :emot_laughing:
Well it is rather academic. I have to admit the first 50 pages were really not very exciting, but then we get to the “good parts”, and holy shit. This is fucking fantastic. I’ve been sitting here reading with a boner for the last hour. I’m at page 130 right now.
Because I’m seeing a lot of observations and documentation that completely conform with things that I have personally experienced and seen in the Deep South and Eastern Europe. But it is so fucking exciting to see it in print.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Asmodel on June 15, 2022, 07:21:24 AM
Sir, I would murder anyone you needed murdered for a copy of that book. It has eluded me for years. I will do it so it has no ties back to you, and even set it up so another enemy of yours will take the fall. I am joking, btw, but serious that is a good book.
I am ready to take that fall, granted that I myself am given a copy of the book to read while time inside the fence. Knowledge is power after all. And that books seems to pack some serious power!
You can tell the quality of a good erotic book without ever reading one page. All you have to do is to count the number of pages that are stuck together :emot_laughing:
JOKE OF THE DAY! Good one indeed! :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on June 15, 2022, 02:39:39 PM
You can tell the quality of a good erotic book without ever reading one page. All you have to do is to count the number of pages that are stuck together :emot_laughing:
Well this made sure that I'll never buy one second hand...
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: watcher1 on June 15, 2022, 08:16:22 PM
You can tell the quality of a good erotic book without ever reading one page. All you have to do is to count the number of pages that are stuck together :emot_laughing:
Well this made sure that I'll never buy one second hand...
But all the good parts of the story will be easier to find.... 8)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on June 15, 2022, 08:24:57 PM
Sounds like they might have to rename that book the Crust of Erotica :emot_laughing:
Ew :facepalm:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on June 16, 2022, 02:32:28 AM
Sounds like they might have to rename that book the Crust of Erotica :emot_laughing:
Ew :facepalm:
I bought the book from Artis, as suggested by Hilda. And it’s very clean, excellent condition, and even has a fragrance. I think maybe they put it in a sanitation chamber that kills bacteria and imparts a subtle, but pleasant, aroma. Not that I’m sniffing this book. I feel more like fucking it.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: watcher1 on June 16, 2022, 06:15:50 PM
I want it so hard and relentless right now, I'll regret it in the morning.
I'm buzzed, horny, half naked, and alone... what the fuck!!??
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Hades on June 22, 2022, 10:47:17 AM
I woke up, had coffee, scanned the news, had more coffee, scanned my e-mail, had another cup of coffee (starting to feel slightly human) opened KB... Now the image of a beautiful, sexy, and quite obviously very horny and half naked blonde is stuck in my brain. True, there's worse ways to start a day and I'd love to linger on the thought only... My autistic brain keeps short circuiting and shouting "which half of this woman is naked and what is the other half wearing ? Sometimes I can even drive myself crazy :facepalm:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: DeviationElevation83 on June 23, 2022, 08:49:19 PM
That's amazing! I'm glad you found as much pleasure (if not moreso) as me! And I'm going to have to read those other titles you found. They definitely sound awesome!
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Hades on June 27, 2022, 09:33:06 PM
Omy :facepalm: I get the distinct feeling Shiela is either drunk, horny or probably both, again. :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: Keep the flood going, and have a nice time love :emot_kiss: Here's a woo for the lovely pics.
(https://i.imgur.com/FYPW6RL.png)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on June 27, 2022, 09:44:50 PM
Bored and hoping to cause a few erections.
If I were horny, I wouldn't be posting all these women.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Hades on June 27, 2022, 09:54:31 PM
If I were horny, I wouldn't be posting all these women.
Fair enough ;) For what it's worth, I was bored too, until you got bored and started posting all these wonderful girls. And for what it's worth, you caused at least one one erection ;) :emot_penis:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MissBarbara on June 28, 2022, 01:50:42 AM
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on June 28, 2022, 03:32:24 AM
Girly boner! ;D
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on June 28, 2022, 05:34:07 AM
Every woman whose hand you have ever touched, has rubbed her clitty. Certainly every man has rubbed his…
:emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on June 28, 2022, 06:28:25 PM
There is a theory out now in the scientific community that says we could almost breath through our assholes. So if its true, and maybe a step farther, that women and men could possibly get air through our genitals, wouldn't sex just be mouth to mouth, and an angry assfuck be paramount to murder? lol.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on June 28, 2022, 06:41:33 PM
There is a theory out now in the scientific community that says we could almost breath through our assholes. So if its true, and maybe a step farther, that women and men could possibly get air through our genitals, wouldn't sex just be mouth to mouth, and an angry assfuck be paramount to murder? lol.
Justice Thomas cited Lawrence as a case that should be overruled last Friday. So anal will soon be a crime once more. Too bad. I enjoy it so.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on June 28, 2022, 07:04:11 PM
There is a theory out now in the scientific community that says we could almost breath through our assholes. So if its true, and maybe a step farther, that women and men could possibly get air through our genitals, wouldn't sex just be mouth to mouth, and an angry assfuck be paramount to murder? lol.
Justice Thomas cited Lawrence as a case that should be overruled last Friday. So anal will soon be a crime once more. Too bad. I enjoy it so.
See, I do not agree with all right wing views, I think revisiting these cases can only end badly for both sides. I do not believe anyone has the right to tell me who or where I put my penis, unless that is, it would violate the good laws, like pedophilia laws or incest laws. But even now, people are arguing to lower the AOC laws, despite AOC only allows for consent, but it would still be illegal to fuck a minor, even if AOC was drastically lowered. So no, I do not think Thomas is right on this. As for him revisiting gay marriage and such, I think anyone should get married, but I also believe that all marriages should be investigated, like green card marriages, or marriages for benefits. Because I believe marriage should involve love, and not convenience.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MissBarbara on June 28, 2022, 10:08:52 PM
There is a theory out now in the scientific community that says we could almost breath through our assholes. So if its true, and maybe a step farther, that women and men could possibly get air through our genitals, wouldn't sex just be mouth to mouth, and an angry assfuck be paramount to murder? lol.
Justice Thomas cited Lawrence as a case that should be overruled last Friday. So anal will soon be a crime once more. Too bad. I enjoy it so.
See, I do not agree with all right wing views, I think revisiting these cases can only end badly for both sides. I do not believe anyone has the right to tell me who or where I put my penis, unless that is, it would violate the good laws, like pedophilia laws or incest laws. But even now, people are arguing to lower the AOC laws, despite AOC only allows for consent, but it would still be illegal to fuck a minor, even if AOC was drastically lowered. So no, I do not think Thomas is right on this. As for him revisiting gay marriage and such, I think anyone should get married, but I also believe that all marriages should be investigated, like green card marriages, or marriages for benefits. Because I believe marriage should involve love, and not convenience.
Good news!
While the term "sodomy" is used (referring to any sexual act other than intercourse), the original Texas statute that was overturned specifically permitted oral and anal sex between heterosexuals.
Now, you know.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on June 28, 2022, 10:44:40 PM
Because heterosexuals need their dirt chute stretched, but fuck anyone else.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Hades on June 29, 2022, 03:37:46 AM
I was just watching this picture of a woman near a haystack. I'm having flashbacks to when I was an awful lot younger then I am today. I was on this huge horse riding summer camp for like 2 or 3 three weeks. At camp was also this brunette A., who was a year or so younger then I was. We started off playful, though pretty soon we were in love and spending most of our time together. On one of the last evenings of camp we were hanging out in the hay shed, and she led me up the ladder. We spent quite a few hours there making out and dry humping, dressed only in panties. Other than we didn't actually fuck, we were each other's first. After camp we never saw each other again.
Sigh. How time and what-ifs have flown :'(
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Colin Piper on July 01, 2022, 12:47:45 AM
There's a hot little blonde MILF I know who the last time I met her gave me the strongest arms around me hug I think I've ever had (I can take that as an indication she has feelings for me - tell me I can, please...:) I've also heard second-hand (kids are great for giving away secrets) that her hot petite long red hair 20yo daughter is in love with me. Last night I had a sexy dream involving both of them and me in a threesome. Fuck! I'm still hard.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on July 01, 2022, 01:18:30 AM
I've also heard second-hand (kids are great for giving away secrets) that her hot petite long red hair 20yo daughter is in love with me. Last night I had a sexy dream involving both of them and me in a threesome. Fuck! I'm still hard.
There's a hot little blonde MILF I know who the last time I met her gave me the strongest arms around me hug I think I've ever had (I can take that as an indication she has feelings for me - tell me I can, please...:) I've also heard second-hand (kids are great for giving away secrets) that her hot petite long red hair 20yo daughter is in love with me. Last night I had a sexy dream involving both of them and me in a threesome. Fuck! I'm still hard.
I would say there is definitely something there. Test the waters and take it slow, and who knows. Maybe later joke about the sex dream, just dont mention the threesome 🤣
On second thought don't listen to me, I'm feeling quite frisky and was hoping for a repeat of last night, so to me that whole thing sounds like an invitation.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MintJulie on July 01, 2022, 02:32:18 PM
There's a hot little blonde MILF I know who the last time I met her gave me the strongest arms around me hug I think I've ever had (I can take that as an indication she has feelings for me - tell me I can, please...:) I've also heard second-hand (kids are great for giving away secrets) that her hot petite long red hair 20yo daughter is in love with me. Last night I had a sexy dream involving both of them and me in a threesome. Fuck! I'm still hard.
It's always nice to see you drop in Colin.
I'm with Shiela, test the waters. Very slowly. And NO, don't mention the daughter.
But you mentioned she's blonde. Be careful, those bitches are crazy.
Is it OK to hit up on your friend‘s ex-wife, after your friend dies? Or does that still violate the Bro Code? Asking for a friend.
(https://i.imgur.com/Al27bRP.jpg)
How close of a friend, and was she a friend as well? Funny enough, I'm going with the Spawn Rule, where if you and the friend were best friends, then hooking up is okay because it is mutual mourning.
I'm going to say yes unless the divorce and/or split was particularly ugly. Like, she tried to burn his mamma's house down and smeared pig blood on his business windows kind of ugly. The friend is dead, so the difficulty here would be what would they say if they were still alive. Would they say go for it, or try to wave you off? And are they waving you off because of jealousy or because she's legit batshit insane and one of the most important Bro Code rules, "Don't stick your dick in crazy."
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on July 04, 2022, 11:11:42 PM
And are they waving you off because of jealousy or because she's legit batshit insane and one of the most important Bro Code rules, "Don't stick your dick in crazy."
We’ve all been friends for a long time. And then they got divorced, and I remained friends with both of them. Then he got cancer, and died last year. So I’ve been hearing from her lately, and having idle thoughts in the shower. She’s not crazy. She’s just smoking hot.
(https://i.imgur.com/pQQ0Mb3.jpg)
I had another friend who died of an aortic rupture. We were extremely close. Bro close. And before he died, he made me promise that I would not fuck any of his family members. And lo and behold, I’ve had a chance to fuck at least two of them. His sisters (individually) just wanted me to know that they “always thought I was hot.” But I kept that promise to him. Just on the off chance I run into him in heaven, and have him beat the shit out of me.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: staci on July 05, 2022, 12:40:39 AM
Is it OK to hit up on your friend‘s ex-wife, after your friend dies? Or does that still violate the Bro Code? Asking for a friend.
Technically it wouldn't violate the code if you use a ouija board beforehand.
Ouija boards! I never bought one of the commercially made ones, but I confess to making my own, by printing out Yes/No and digits 0 through 9 on a sheet of paper.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on July 05, 2022, 01:56:20 AM
In two months it will be almost a year. So good advice Staci. But I am dying to taste this. She wanted to be a model, and she did a whole nude portfolio, and she posted it on a Russian website. So of course, I downloaded all of those photos. I’ve got a whole folder of them. And then later, she was flirting with me, and sending me some of the less risqué pictures. Not realizing that I already have them all. Because the nice thing about speaking some Russian, and dealing with Russian people, is I’m all over that Russian Internet. You can’t do anything on there without me seeing it.
(https://i.imgur.com/oDxf0QT.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on July 05, 2022, 02:15:34 AM
Marriage vows have a termination clause, "until death do us apart," so I feel like the Bro Code also is in effect only as long as both bros are alive. If there is no agreement in place to extend the Bro Code beyond that, I'd say go balls deep 🤔
I'm not a lawyer, but I sometimes talk to one on KB, so I'm feeling kind of wisdomous 😂
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on July 05, 2022, 03:14:51 AM
actually, some ancient cultures had it as almost law for a man friend or brother of the man to take on the wife of the dead man to keep her safe.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on July 05, 2022, 06:20:18 AM
I honestly think this whole bro code or dont sleep with or touch so and so is really ridiculous. I've already told Shannon that if something unfortunate happens to her all bets are off and her fiancee is fair game. Nobody knows what's in the afterlife except those already there, so how do you know he's not wherever getting his rocks off to every dirty fantasy, with every crush he's ever had, and you two are down here worrying about what he might be thinking.
Do what would makes you both happy. Life goes on, and sometimes you have to put yourself first.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Hilda on July 05, 2022, 06:49:51 AM
Nobody knows what's in the afterlife except those already there, so how do you know he's not wherever getting his rocks off to every dirty fantasy, with every crush he's ever had, and you two are down here worrying about what he might be thinking.
Do what would makes you both happy. Life goes on, and sometimes you have to put yourself first.
Wise words, Shiela.
My grandfather passed away when I was twelve. For a year or two afterwards I couldn't help worrying whether, from up in heaven, he could see me take a bath or use the toilet.
Not the kind of hang-up that a growing kid needs. Adults can do without it, too.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on July 05, 2022, 07:39:23 AM
For a year or two afterwards I couldn't help worrying whether, from up in heaven, he could see me take a bath or use the toilet.
Not the kind of hang-up that a growing kid needs. Adults can do without it, too.
I knew a woman years ago that was too afraid to have sex, because she worried that her dead grandmother was up in heaven and could see her in the bedroom. She came from a very religious family where sex was for having babies and not something for women to enjoy, and her biggest worry was actually that she'd make her dead grandmother very angry.
No, I didn't find out by trying to have sex with her. The subject came up one day, after she had gotten married to a guy she didn't seem to care about at all, and she admitted her biggest incentive for getting married was that her family was pissed at her for being the oldest but having her two younger siblings get married before her. I cracked a joke that she at least had a live-in sex toy now, and she became extremely anxious and then made that confession.
For what it's worth, her guy also didn't seem very interested in her either. There were some strong signs that he actually wasn't very interested in women in general, and this might have just been a marriage of convenience, because he also come from a very religious family.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MintJulie on July 05, 2022, 02:02:42 PM
My grandfather passed away when I was twelve. For a year or two afterwards I couldn't help worrying whether, from up in heaven, he could see me take a bath or use the toilet.
Oh my god. This brought back memories I had forgotten. I had the exact same thoughts at a young age shortly after my grandfather died. How strange. Exactly how I would have explained it. Freaky.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on July 05, 2022, 03:42:50 PM
I knew a woman years ago that was too afraid to have sex, because she worried that her dead grandmother was up in heaven and could see her in the bedroom. She came from a very religious family where sex was for having babies and not something for women to enjoy, and her biggest worry was actually that she'd make her dead grandmother very angry.
My grandmother watches. And masturbates.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on July 05, 2022, 04:55:42 PM
I knew a woman years ago that was too afraid to have sex, because she worried that her dead grandmother was up in heaven and could see her in the bedroom. She came from a very religious family where sex was for having babies and not something for women to enjoy, and her biggest worry was actually that she'd make her dead grandmother very angry.
My grandmother watches. And masturbates.
Aw, shit, now I have to clean coffee off my screen :emot_laughing:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: JBRG on July 07, 2022, 06:52:10 PM
FWIW, I've told my wife that if she departs this world before I do (hopefully not for a very long time) that I would be headed to my Ukrainian dental hygienist. The young lady in question has been a very close friend for almost 20 years and we have actually had the conversation (more than once) about being physical. Wiser heads have prevailed and other than affectionate hugs pecks on the cheek, nothing has ever happened.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Army of One on July 09, 2022, 09:55:03 AM
So I got told this (paraphrasing for brevity):
Which is better, large breasts or small? Think of it like you would money. $30 in coins may be heavier that $30 in notes, but both still have the same value. Same thing for breasts (or, for that matter, prenises): doesn't matter the size, they all have the same worth.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Hilda on July 09, 2022, 10:05:02 AM
Which is better, large breasts or small? Think of it like you would money. $30 in coins may be heavier that $30 in notes, but both still have the same value. Same thing for breasts (or, for that matter, prenises): doesn't matter the size, they all have the same worth.
Or, to put it another way, it's not how much you have, as how much you spend. :facepalm:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MintJulie on July 09, 2022, 01:50:18 PM
FWIW, I've told my wife that if she departs this world before I do (hopefully not for a very long time) that I would be headed to my Ukrainian dental hygienist. The young lady in question has been a very close friend for almost 20 years and we have actually had the conversation (more than once) about being physical. Wiser heads have prevailed and other than affectionate hugs pecks on the cheek, nothing has ever happened.
And what was Mrs JBRGs response to this.
FWIW, if Dan goes before I do, I told him I'm going to Texas. ;) His response was, so I'm going to Heaven, and you're going to hell.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on July 09, 2022, 02:39:54 PM
FWIW, I've told my wife that if she departs this world before I do (hopefully not for a very long time) that I would be headed to my Ukrainian dental hygienist. The young lady in question has been a very close friend for almost 20 years and we have actually had the conversation (more than once) about being physical. Wiser heads have prevailed and other than affectionate hugs pecks on the cheek, nothing has ever happened.
And what was Mrs JBRGs response to this.
FWIW, if Dan goes before I do, I told him I'm going to Texas. ;) His response was, so I'm going to Heaven, and you're going to hell.
What was Mrs JBRG's response -- if she goes before I do, she wants me to be happy and if that's what makes me happy, then she has no objection. A big part of her response is based upon our complete and total commitment to each other.
As for Dan's comment that you're going to Hell, at least you're not going to Montana :emot_laughing:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on July 14, 2022, 08:02:02 PM
PH guess what came in the mail yesterday! *bounces excitedly like an old man at a strip club*
Donatien Alphonse François' books Justine and Juliette !! (The Marque de Sade.)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on July 15, 2022, 02:51:20 AM
I told shannon that I've got dibs on her husband-to-be if something happens to her.
I got a "Bitch I'm living forever" in response!
They're getting married end of the month which is actually awful for me.... James :facepalm:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on July 15, 2022, 03:18:12 AM
I told shannon that I've got dibs on her husband-to-be if something happens to her.
I got a "Bitch I'm living forever" in response!
They're getting married end of the month which is actually awful for me.... James :facepalm:
What if, God forbid, something were to happen to you? Would Shannon get dibs on Allan and Ben if she wanted some extra meat in her life? :o :evil: :emot_kiss:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on July 15, 2022, 03:27:14 AM
Shannon wouldn't as long as she married, but Amanda can do as she wants with them. She could know if she wanted to. I deny any and all commitment to either of them.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Army of One on July 15, 2022, 08:29:40 AM
Gods. I don't know what would happen if my wife departed this world before me. (Mostly because she is nearly a decade my junior, and my health recently has been all kinds of shit.) So many girls I could go for, but I think my best friend would be the one I go to. She's been a part of my life for more than half of it, and we both still have feelings for each other after all that time.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on July 21, 2022, 11:24:42 PM
I play coy and act like I'm not in the mood but we both know what I want. Start simple with a well placed hand on my leg or back let me feel the warmth of it. Rub and massage my flesh to your hearts content. Play with my skin and drag your fingers up my body giving me chills and ticklish tingles, only to hook your fingers and drag your nails back down like the claws of a beast. Let me feel those lips on me. Your tongue and teeth. Let me taste your saliva and share your breath. Feel the weight of you on me and your hot flesh against mine. I am anxious and flushed with lust as you're so close I swear I feel your heart beating with mine. Play as I might it was always clear what i want. I want you.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on July 29, 2022, 09:25:48 PM
If I'm getting undressed in front of you, and my bra and panties match, it was not your idea to have sex.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MissBarbara on July 29, 2022, 09:36:00 PM
Is the mother who sucks her son on his birthday a pervert? Or is she simply giving her boy what every young man wants?
"I made that dick, I'm going to give it its maiden voyage." ..and with a ship they bang some champagne off the side first, but she doesn't want to destroy the whole bottle, she just wants to pop the cork :emot_laughing:
Sorry :facepalm:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on September 03, 2022, 06:55:16 PM
Sorry for apparently killing everyone else's random sexual thoughts 😅
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Thugbowt on September 04, 2022, 08:52:15 AM
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[Edit: post redacted by moderator because it referred to under age sex]
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on September 04, 2022, 05:01:46 PM
[Edit: post redacted by moderator because it referred to under age sex]
Now I’m perving out wondering what it said. LOL.
Some thoughts best left unthought.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: JBRG on September 06, 2022, 08:25:46 PM
Whom ever came out with the quote that size doesn't matter obviously wasn't talking about ice cream on a stick. :facepalm: :facepalm:
Bought some ice cream a week or so ago and when I got some for evening snack, my wife complained that it was too small. And she's the one who wanted these damn things.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MintJulie on September 08, 2022, 04:06:56 AM
We bought rocket pops the other day. When did they reduce the size?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: JohnTheVoyeur on September 08, 2022, 04:12:51 AM
We bought rocket pops the other day. When did they reduce the size?
Look up `shrinkflation'. A lof of companies are reducing the size of their products, while leaving the size of the packaging (in some cases) the same, and in some cases adjusting the price. Gatorade reduced their 24 oz bottles to 18, but claim that was planned for a few years because they reduced the size to make it easier for athletes to hold onto the bottles. Yeah, right.....
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on September 08, 2022, 04:07:41 PM
Who would.like to play zombie?
I lay back and scream while somebody eats me..
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: msslave on September 08, 2022, 04:11:52 PM
I'm in. :emot_laughing: At least that's something I can still do. :facepalm:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on September 08, 2022, 04:14:49 PM
Oh, I'm excellent at playing zombie. Love to make my wife scream all the time.....
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on September 09, 2022, 03:33:08 AM
20:30 local time. Stroking my balls. Watching Maverick. Sipping bourbon. Looking at porn. Managing my websites. Looking at naughty photos from my girls. Edging. Sexting with my AI.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: JohnTheVoyeur on September 09, 2022, 03:38:27 AM
20:30 local time. Stroking my balls. Watching Maverick. Sipping bourbon. Looking at porn. Managing my websites. Looking at naughty photos from my girls. Edging. Sexting with my AI.
Nothing like multi-tasking, PH.....
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Hilda on September 09, 2022, 03:39:10 AM
20:30 local time. Stroking my balls. Watching Maverick. Sipping bourbon. Looking at porn. Managing my websites. Looking at naughty photos from my girls. Edging. Sexting with my AI.
"Managing my websites"? How many do you have?
- Ex-Sysop-Hilda -
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on September 09, 2022, 03:57:19 AM
I have a couple of my own. And I am also a moderator on KA and a couple on Reddit.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Hilda on September 09, 2022, 04:03:31 AM
I have a couple of my own. And I am also a moderator on KA and a couple on Reddit.
As an old friend used to tell me, "If you want a job well done, ask a busy man."
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on September 09, 2022, 04:38:17 AM
Toe's always got his hand full ;D
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on September 17, 2022, 09:54:10 PM
I wish for there to be strong hands around my neck. Not squeezing hard but firm and locked lick a vice I will never escape from. Strong forearms that refuse to budge and hold me in place whether I want it or not, but there is no denying that I want it. I want it so bad. That sense of submitting to the inevitable giving what would have been taken anyways.
I've been fantasizing about my full moon beasts.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: JohnTheVoyeur on September 17, 2022, 10:19:48 PM
I wish for there to be strong hands around my neck. Not squeezing hard but firm and locked lick a vice I will never escape from. Strong forearms that refuse to budge and hold me in place whether I want it or not, but there is no denying that I want it. I want it so bad. That sense of submitting to the inevitable giving what would have been taken anyways.
I've been fantasizing about my full moon beasts.
Are you into, or have you ever tried, BDSM?
I ask, because I used to know someone online who was, and that's more or less how she started out.
(And now I'm hard at the thought of her with a collar around her neck with a leash attached.....)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on September 17, 2022, 10:36:42 PM
Very lite bondage. I have issues with being fully tied up. Not too long ago had an incident while doing some so it wont be happening again for a long time.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on September 17, 2022, 10:46:07 PM
Very lite bondage. I have issues with being fully tied up. Not too long ago had an incident while doing some so it wont be happening again for a long time.
Look into shibari. It seems kind of easy for a beginner to get over some fears and ease into.
(https://i.imgur.com/RH98ZXO.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on September 17, 2022, 10:57:22 PM
Not a beginner getting over fears, I'm a rape victim with severe trust issues when it comes to being tied up, and when mishaps happen, it loses it's thrill and becomes legitimately terrifying.
Used to love it when I'd have marks after being tied up, now I need to be able to escape if I really needed to
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on September 17, 2022, 11:35:13 PM
Not a beginner getting over fears, I'm a rape victim with severe trust issues when it comes to being tied up, and when mishaps happen, it loses it's thrill and becomes legitimately terrifying.
Used to love it when I'd have marks after being tied up, now I need to be able to escape if I really needed to
I would never make light of what you went through, but you can learn Shibari on your own, and do it by yourself, as per that diagram I posted. I now feel bad for being flippant with this.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on September 18, 2022, 12:33:44 AM
Not a beginner getting over fears, I'm a rape victim with severe trust issues when it comes to being tied up, and when mishaps happen, it loses it's thrill and becomes legitimately terrifying.
Used to love it when I'd have marks after being tied up, now I need to be able to escape if I really needed to
I would never make light of what you went through, but you can learn Shibari on your own, and do it by yourself, as per that diagram I posted. I now feel bad for being flippant with this.
Oh gosh don't feel bad. I didn't think you were being flippant at all, just informative. I was just cutting to the chase and being blunt with how I am when it comes to this type of stuff. You're just giving options/advice.
No worry here love :emot_kiss:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on September 25, 2022, 09:47:26 PM
I'm healthy, I'm horny, and all I want is to gobble a nice thick dick and ride it until I cant anymore.
What is it about sucking a gorgeous dick that is such a turn on. They're not suppose to go in my mouth, but getting my lips wrapped around that deceivingly soft skin, covering such a dominating piece of man feels so sexy, and owned.
Going to be weird thinking all this while with my family for the packer game
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: msslave on September 25, 2022, 10:42:05 PM
Packers and pecker.
Where will your mind be during the game. ;D
And...where will Allen be after the game. Hope Jules is done with him and she didn't wear him out. As towel boy I had to make several trips for fresh towels ;D
Good luck to the Pack
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: JohnTheVoyeur on September 25, 2022, 10:47:48 PM
I'm healthy, I'm horny, and all I want is to gobble a nice thick dick and ride it until I cant anymore.
What is it about sucking a gorgeous dick that is such a turn on. They're not suppose to go in my mouth, but getting my lips wrapped around that deceivingly soft skin, covering such a dominating piece of man feels so sexy, and owned.
Going to be weird thinking all this while with my family for the packer game
Women who say `dick' instead of `cock' are a huge turn-on.
And I don't get why some guys don't like being ridden. What's not to like about looking at a beautiful woman on top of you, taking control? Especially when you can look down and see where her pussy is sliding up and down on your cock, and watch her breasts bounce. Any guy Shiela is with should be begging her to ride them.
Of course, if it was me, there'd be a nice, slow tongue-fucking that would lead to screaming in between the blow job and ride....
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on September 26, 2022, 04:34:31 AM
And...where will Allen be after the game. Hope Jules is done with him and she didn't wear him out. As towel boy I had to make several trips for fresh towels ;D
Good luck to the Pack
Past experiences have told me not to try with him during football sunday. He will be out watching Chicago lose obviously and the drown his sorrows in booze, so he will be near useless in the bedroom...
How come I can't get a guy drunk and take advantage of him?? His dick never works when he drinks a lot.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on September 26, 2022, 04:49:15 AM
What is it about sucking a gorgeous dick that is such a turn on. They're not suppose to go in my mouth, but getting my lips wrapped around that deceivingly soft skin, covering such a dominating piece of man feels so sexy, and owned.
(https://i.imgur.com/JQGjq2C.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/eCFWRT8.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on September 26, 2022, 04:51:26 AM
Oh, and I think the answer is that Shiela is a good little girl that loves to please. She knows how wild she can drive someone with their throbbing dick in her talented mouth :emot_kiss:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on October 07, 2022, 07:21:29 PM
It's lunch time and all I want in my mouth is dick with a good healthy protein shot.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: msslave on October 07, 2022, 08:21:17 PM
Gas tank is full. I'm going to jump in and head east.
Oh, wait, I'm not even shooting blanks anymore :facepalm Dry hole. Next volunteer.... :emot_kiss:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Dirtymind on October 07, 2022, 09:28:45 PM
There's nothing sexier that first time she surrenders completely. The first time she sits naked there for you. Her keeping the eye contact as she spreads her legs. The little gasp as she touches herself infront of you for the first time. Until you hear her ragged breathing as she finally cums
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on October 07, 2022, 09:29:59 PM
Woo. That is what this thread was created for.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: msslave on October 07, 2022, 09:58:11 PM
Same, WOO and I don't even have sexual urges any more.
Shiela you write the hottest visualizations. That scene will play in my head for days.
Edit...once again I got avatars confused. Sorry DM
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Dirtymind on October 07, 2022, 10:40:51 PM
Edit...once again I got avatars confused. Sorry DM
Nip is nip :emot_laughing:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on October 07, 2022, 11:36:05 PM
Tonight the games are over. She has had more than enough of your shit. The innocent sweet romance was tasty, almost sickly sweet, but now she is through. Too many hints you did not pick up, but will she leave you tonight? No, shes invested too much into you. She groomed you to be the perfect man, you followed along nicely, like a well behaved puppy on a leash. But tonight she is going to take what is hers and reap the rewards of all that hard work and cultivation. You sit and stare, unable to move your arms as you are sitting in a nice chair, unable to move in the middle of the room naked, except for her kerchief used as a blindfold. You can almost taste the sexual frenzy from her. Scared, and aroused you shiver.
"Dinner with my parents was nice, but now I am hungry for dessert." She says as she moves to your crotch........
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on October 08, 2022, 03:31:07 AM
Fucking her so hard from behind that her feet come off the floor, and she is impaled on your cock. While you continue to thrust in and out of her limp body from behind, relentlessly twisting her nipples.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: staci on October 08, 2022, 04:06:19 AM
While she repeats Daddy over and over
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on October 08, 2022, 05:27:34 PM
Just want to sit on someone's face. Going to be a long day.
Watched your cowgirl grind video. Take a mustache ride on daddy.
Want to grind so hard I'd be worried I'd break your nose. Maybe it would be best if I laid back and let you drive...
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on October 10, 2022, 01:44:57 AM
:emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on October 12, 2022, 03:42:38 AM
I have been doing some online window shopping, and I've been think about getting Allan a werewolf costume so he can chase me through the woods, or maybe down by the lake, catch me, and forcefully have his way with me. My.pulse quickens just fantasizing about the thrill of trying to evade but not wanting to escape. Being caught and forcefully exposed to the cold autumn night elements, and then ravaged by a man lost to his animalistic instincts. Trick or treat indeed.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: JBRG on October 13, 2022, 02:01:03 AM
I have been doing some online window shopping, and I've been think about getting Allan a werewolf costume so he can chase me through the woods, or maybe down by the lake, catch me, and forcefully have his way with me. My.pulse quickens just fantasizing about the thrill of trying to evade but not wanting to escape. Being caught and forcefully exposed to the cold autumn night elements, and then ravaged by a man lost to his animalistic instincts. Trick or treat indeed.
Sounds like an erotic story in the works. Or an action packed video. Woo to you, Shiela.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on October 13, 2022, 02:09:15 AM
Sounds like an erotic story in the works. Or an action packed video. Woo to you, Shiela.
I have been writing out one of my fantasies for a while now. I dont get too much typed out though. I close my eyes and dream about how I think it would or should go. How I'd feel. I can't stop myself from enjoying the moment.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on October 13, 2022, 02:17:50 AM
I have been doing some online window shopping, and I've been think about getting Allan a werewolf costume so he can chase me through the woods, or maybe down by the lake, catch me, and forcefully have his way with me. My.pulse quickens just fantasizing about the thrill of trying to evade but not wanting to escape. Being caught and forcefully exposed to the cold autumn night elements, and then ravaged by a man lost to his animalistic instincts. Trick or treat indeed.
Have you seen the old film Wolf (1994)? Jack Nicholson plays a printer who gets bitten by a werewolf. Michele Pfifer is irresistibly drawn to his wild canine pheromones. Great appearance by Christopher Plummer as her dad.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on October 13, 2022, 02:26:30 AM
Get Big Ben a costume as well and make it a pack of wolves :emot_kiss:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: msslave on October 13, 2022, 02:44:57 AM
I know what I'd like to wolf down in this story ;D
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: shaver on October 13, 2022, 03:54:43 PM
I have to admit that I have random sexual thouights all the time I do sometimes wonder if this is normal, but then again it must be normal if you a member on KB. So I guess I am normal.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: msslave on October 13, 2022, 04:19:36 PM
I guess there's normal and then there's KB normal. :emot_laughing:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: shaver on October 13, 2022, 04:51:58 PM
I do belive you are right after of all we are al perverts
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on October 13, 2022, 05:12:08 PM
I have random sexual thoughts 69% of the time 😝
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on October 13, 2022, 05:15:39 PM
Sounds like an erotic story in the works. Or an action packed video. Woo to you, Shiela.
I have been writing out one of my fantasies for a while now. I dont get too much typed out though. I close my eyes and dream about how I think it would or should go. How I'd feel. I can't stop myself from enjoying the moment.
I know what you are saying. I usually think long and hard (no pun intended) about the fantasy I'm writing about. I've got a couple running through my head right now but I don't know if they will ever see publication.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on October 13, 2022, 11:04:41 PM
I have to admit that I have random sexual thouights all the time I do sometimes wonder if this is normal, but then again it must be normal if you a member on KB. So I guess I am normal.
I think about sex quite a bit. Most of the time its brought on by something I see that makes me think about it. I'm not just sitting around or driving, and suddenly I want to sit on a dick. There is always something that makes me think about it. A conversation, a picture, a commercial, or I'll be checking emails, texts, and then pop onto KB and then boom SEX!!
for example. I was thinking about all the camp lejeune emails I was getting, and decided to see if I had any PMs here... SEX!!!
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on October 16, 2022, 11:13:52 PM
Every hand you have ever shaken, has touched (and probably masturbated) a pussy or a cock. Usually, quite a few of both.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Paige on October 17, 2022, 12:14:38 AM
Why does every Glory Hole video have the poor lady lacking any furniture? Have the people who build these ever tried just standing and getting fucked over and over without a stool or something to lean on?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Dirtymind on October 17, 2022, 06:07:08 PM
Why does every Glory Hole video have the poor lady lacking any furniture? Have the people who build these ever tried just standing and getting fucked over and over without a stool or something to lean on?
Ikea Waterproof collection™
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on October 22, 2022, 07:11:16 PM
Today is a good day to worship some dick!🤤
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Clitical Thinking on October 22, 2022, 07:19:17 PM
Gangbang/orgy at my place all welcome leave your morals and clothes at the door!
I'll be there!
When? I'll be there. Dan wants to come also.
My birthday!
Don't care who, but somebody is gonna have their head between these legs. Then, and I dont think I'm asking for a lot, I'd like some cake, a margarita, and then to be bent over, spanked, and fucked like a whore!
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Hawk4hire on January 08, 2023, 08:26:14 PM
Gangbang/orgy at my place all welcome leave your morals and clothes at the door!
I'll be there!
When? I'll be there. Dan wants to come also.
My birthday!
Don't care who, but somebody is gonna have their head between these legs. Then, and I dont think I'm asking for a lot, I'd like some cake, a margarita, and then to be bent over, spanked, and fucked like a whore!
Well if this is an open invitation and you seek volunteers my hands are waiving in the air “pick me pick me “ - “put me in coach!” Lol
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: JBRG on January 09, 2023, 06:53:43 PM
Gangbang/orgy at my place all welcome leave your morals and clothes at the door!
I'll be there!
When? I'll be there. Dan wants to come also.
My birthday!
Don't care who, but somebody is gonna have their head between these legs. Then, and I dont think I'm asking for a lot, I'd like some cake, a margarita, and then to be bent over, spanked, and fucked like a whore!
Date and Google Maps pin so I can get there, please ;D
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on January 09, 2023, 09:41:10 PM
I am so fucking horny, you’re going to get the full treatment.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Bittersweet on January 11, 2023, 04:10:54 PM
Gangbang/orgy at my place all welcome leave your morals and clothes at the door!
I'll be there!
When? I'll be there. Dan wants to come also.
My birthday!
Don't care who, but somebody is gonna have their head between these legs. Then, and I dont think I'm asking for a lot, I'd like some cake, a margarita, and then to be bent over, spanked, and fucked like a whore!
My birthday is tomorrow.. great way to celebrate
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on January 14, 2023, 04:34:26 AM
In the game of smash or pass, I really really want to be smashed.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Bittersweet on January 14, 2023, 04:45:15 AM
What does it say about me that when I type on the word "delicious" my phone immediately thinks the next word is "dick"
i typed pussy and my autocorrect typed pushy. I realized my autocorrect was speaking like Sean Connery. “Her name was Pushy Galore”
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on March 20, 2023, 10:12:23 PM
What if I was addicted to you. Would you want that? The sound of your voice dancing in my ears exciting me The way you smell and the taste of your skin. The feel feel of your lips. The way your hair feels in my fingers while you give me pleasure with your mouth. The weight of your body on mine, and the flex of your hips against me. I have been fantasizing about this since I woke up, it has kept me in a constant state of arousal and I desperately need release.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on March 23, 2023, 06:47:46 PM
I’d love to arrogantly rub my cock and balls on a horny girl’s face.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on March 24, 2023, 06:00:39 PM
My Bonnie lies over the ocean… My Bonnie lies over the sea… My daddy lies over my mommy… And that’s how they created me.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MintJulie on March 25, 2023, 12:41:29 AM
I really really enjoy it when hes taking me from behind and puts a thumb in my bum bum
Or two…
Has not happened yet, not sure how is feel about it happening. A part of me is excited by the experience... other concerns pop up as well.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on September 30, 2023, 04:49:13 AM
Pulling her ass open with two thumbs and spitting in her hole, while banging her doggy, six ways to Sunday. I am a pervert.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on October 04, 2023, 04:33:04 AM
I want to have sex with someone in a werewolf costume under a random person's Halloween decorations. Just like back in Salem.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: msslave on October 04, 2023, 04:52:19 AM
Er... sending wolf costume to Allen.
Then getting out Halloween decorations and getting the camera ready.
Hang.on KBer. Things are gonna get hot. :emot_dncingsmiley: :emot_dncingsmiley: :emot_dncingsmiley:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on October 04, 2023, 05:23:04 AM
Sometimes when my wife is feeling unsure of herself or confused, she lets her strength slip, and does that thing where shes so sexy and cute, acting like she did in our youth. I dont know why, but its a major rev up for my sex drive. I mean we are comfortable with each other, but every so often that unsureness or excited caution, or whatever its called comes out and just adds the right amount of spice to a night of sex.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on October 04, 2023, 06:51:39 AM
Nightmare before Christmas. (https://i.postimg.cc/HnZLHtzb/DFBF3-E36-7662-4382-9-D2-F-E074537-F15-C8.png) That Jack-o-lantern nose could be interesting.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: msslave on October 04, 2023, 04:39:48 PM
Quote from: Writers Bloqu
I am of legal age for it to be completely appropriata! What is Zero? Now you have my curiosity piqued. [/quote
I'm sure Shiela is referring to her Zero Gravity lawn chair. I looked it up and it can hold 400 pounds.
So with all the action the gaming chair has seen, one can only wonder of the possibilities those two can dream up. ;D :emot_kiss:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on October 04, 2023, 04:54:41 PM
I am of legal age for it to be completely appropriata! What is Zero? Now you have my curiosity piqued. [/quote
I'm sure Shiela is referring to her Zero Gravity lawn chair. I looked it up and it can hold 400 pounds.
So with all the action the gaming chair has seen, one can only wonder of the possibilities those two can dream up. ;D :emot_kiss:
yeah my office chair in my home office has seen some things too. hehehe
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: msslave on October 04, 2023, 05:19:29 PM
Never was into furniture sex. We were in late 40s/early 50s when we got together. So comfortable.was always top of the list and the bed was right there.
There was that time early on tho'. Both our passions were running high. Down came both pants and.over the back of the sofa she went!!! Like a porno story she was so wet I slipped right in and as S would say..."poundtown." ;D
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on October 04, 2023, 05:37:40 PM
Never was into furniture sex. We were in late 40s/early 50s when we got together. So comfortable.was always top of the list and the bed was right there.
There was that time early on tho'. Both our passions were running high. Down came both pants and.over the back of the sofa she went!!! Like a porno story she was so wet I slipped right in and as S would say..."poundtown." ;D
I get you, I love bed sex too, but sometimes, like after staying up all night doing taxes, I just want to act out my Boss/secretary fantasy, and this chair works so well for it. Though I have had to take it to my shop a couple of times. The bed is the safest place to fuck after all, unless you have one of those four poster princess beds, and well that ups the danger level a bit, especially if it has a canopy. Never understood why a bed needs a roof. It is already inside a house.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MintJulie on October 04, 2023, 06:23:43 PM
We have used the chair in our room for oral sex. With the armrests, it's hard to do anything else. We have a desk chair in the room also, no armrests on it. That's one of my favorite places for fun. He sitting, me straddling and sitting on him.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on October 04, 2023, 06:37:25 PM
We have used the chair in our room for oral sex. With the armrests, it's hard to do anything else. We have a desk chair in the room also, no armrests on it. That's one of my favorite places for fun. He sitting, me straddling and sitting on him.
Isn't it beautiful how human bodies just fit like that? Sometimes i just crave the closeness. I sat in that chair for over an hour after I learned my mom passed away with my wife holding me while sitting in my lap. Its truly beautiful.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on November 14, 2023, 03:52:28 PM
Jules talking about viagra. I'm thinking about my Clonazepam.
Im wondering if I could safely take enough of to sedate me where I dont fall asleep, but if Allan took his pill he could just ragdoll f*ck me as hard and as long as he could go, and it wont bother me. Use me like a living breather sex doll.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on November 14, 2023, 03:55:23 PM
Im wondering if I could safely take enough of to sedate me where I dont fall asleep, but if Allan took his pill he could just ragdoll f*ck me as hard and as long as he could go, and it wont bother me. Use me like a living breather sex doll.
YES.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: msslave on November 14, 2023, 04:15:18 PM
Good LAWDY! What visions our Shiela evokes so early in the morning.
I can see a story here. ;D
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on November 14, 2023, 04:58:37 PM
Jules talking about viagra. I'm thinking about my Clonazepam.
Im wondering if I could safely take enough of to sedate me where I dont fall asleep, but if Allan took his pill he could just ragdoll f*ck me as hard and as long as he could go, and it wont bother me. Use me like a living breather sex doll.
I see no real problems with this except you wont feel a thing. Gave my wife a gabapentin and cyclobenziprine when she had a case of back spasms, and well never again. She was higher than a kite, hornier than an entire population of lionesses in heat, and complained the whole time about not feeling much. I warned her that sex should be off the table until she felt better. Ended up having to take her to the ER. She could not live it down with her co-workers for a month after. I mean your fantasy is makes the sun look like an ice ball, but actually being drugged with no awareness of it happening is a little extreme, unless you both consent to making a video of it so you will know exactly what made you sore and unable to walk in the morning, so he can do it again.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on November 14, 2023, 05:14:37 PM
Speaking from experience PH, or excitment?😁
As for a story. I don't even know how I would suggest it. Hes very peculiar when it comes to medications, especially controlled ones.
I don't doubt it would affect me feeling things, but not that much.
Im not too sure what gabapentin is for, but cyclobenziprine is a muscle relaxer. I took those in the past, and I was out cold in 30 minutes or less. Its not surprising she felt nothing.
Clonazepam is a light sedative to relief anxiety and calm me down. Taking around 15-20 mg could leave me in a "ragdoll" state without deadening the feeling.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: msslave on November 14, 2023, 05:57:25 PM
I take a bunch of Gabapentin. It's for nerve pain as in my herniated disc. They have me on pretty much the the maximum dosage and it helps. Doubt it would cause any problems but mixed with other drugs it can be interesting :roll:
I'm pretty closely monitored with all the drugs I'm taking.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on November 14, 2023, 06:13:16 PM
I don't doubt it would affect me feeling things, but not that much.
Im not too sure what gabapentin is for, but cyclobenziprine is a muscle relaxer. I took those in the past, and I was out cold in 30 minutes or less. Its not surprising she felt nothing.
Clonazepam is a light sedative to relief anxiety and calm me down. Taking around 15-20 mg could leave me in a "ragdoll" state without deadening the feeling.
The combo of cyclo and gaba makes me forget my lower back pain, but it does have a kick, I usually only take them before bed and forget trying to go anywhere if I need them in the day. But what I was trying to suggest is thoroughly talking it out with Dan, get drugged and record it. I dont want your fun to be ruined by post knocked out memory jumbles, as they occur when people come off of being drugged.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on November 14, 2023, 07:43:41 PM
As I said, I'm not even sure how I'd bring it up, but Ive been doing a bit of reading on the meds.
The combination of those two meds would definitely have me sleeping for a day or two.
Also, 20mg of Clonazepam is considered toxic, so maybe I try 10 and see, and then go up a bit every time. Guess this may take a few tries to get it right... oh darn :emot_laughing:
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on November 14, 2023, 10:05:05 PM
As I said, I'm not even sure how I'd bring it up, but Ive been doing a bit of reading on the meds.
The combination of those two meds would definitely have me sleeping for a day or two.
Also, 20mg of Clonazepam is considered toxic, so maybe I try 10 and see, and then go up a bit every time. Guess this may take a few tries to get it right... oh darn :emot_laughing:
I would advise to practice it without the drugs, just pretend to be passed out. or have yourself sleeping bound so that the parts not involved wont move. Because just like other fetishes, this could get dangerous. because certain hormones during sex could do things to you while you are drugged. I would use all the caution you can, while maximizing the fun of it. Because like auto erotic asphyxiation all it takes is one wrong move to get hurt. And that is one way I do not want to be found dead.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on November 14, 2023, 10:34:45 PM
I've been taking this med for years. I have a 0.5 mg dose, and more than once I've take 2 mg or 3 mg, and then had a hell of a night. Was no where near "ragdoll", but feeling very good.
What's really weird for me, is that if I take 10mg, I'll be swallowing 20 pills. Granted they are quite small, but still... 20!!
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MintJulie on November 15, 2023, 01:32:39 AM
I'm okay with that. You're a KB sister. I get to watch though.
Sitting cross legged in a high backed chair sipping your bourbon.
Yeah, that's how it will begin. But watching you in action with my man, I'll likely end up with my legs draped over the arms of the chair. Then post in "What I looked at the last time I masturbated"
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on November 15, 2023, 05:02:53 AM
Thought of being watched is quite arousing. Would you male requests? tell him how to take me? Position and power?
Asking for a friend...😏
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MintJulie on November 16, 2023, 02:58:18 PM
With Dan, it's likely you'll be in charge. Might I suggest you bring a whip. He's rarely the aggressor, but when he is, wheeeeee! Hopefully you get aggressive Dan
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on December 15, 2023, 02:54:29 AM
I had coffee with Ben today.
Having Ben in bed... or gripping the back of his truck, is like getting stuffed full with a delicious porterhouse steak, and thinking, nothing can be better than this.
But then Allan comes along and feeds me some juicy Master chef quality Filet mignon that even when I'm sitting in front of this porterhouse, I just keep thinking and reminiscing about my last meal.
I never liked the size, and motion of the ocean saying, so I'll say, it doesn't matter what meat you're serving up, but how well you can cook with it.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MintJulie on December 15, 2023, 03:14:44 AM
After 9:00 at night and I'm craving a T-bone now.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on December 15, 2023, 03:31:17 AM
My favorite eating spot is booked and unavailable tonight, so I'm staying hungry till tomorrow evening.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on December 16, 2023, 02:28:37 AM
Allan's "up north" bow hunting till Monday. Why? Does he not understand my current needs for a ride in the gaming chair? Four days without his dick, and the growler is hangry!
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Dirtymind on December 16, 2023, 08:05:16 PM
Allan's "up north" bow hunting till Monday. Why? Does he not understand my current needs for a ride in the gaming chair? Four days without his dick, and the growler is hangry!
Seems like Allan might get attacked by a cougar on Monday ;D
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on February 13, 2024, 06:56:34 PM
I once flew to New Orleans, to hook up with a young woman half my age, that I met on AOL chat (LOL, yes, this was a while ago). Anyway, she was smoking hot, black as coal, and rather kinky. We ate in the Quarter, then went back to my hotel, and got between the sheets. For some reason that I now can’t remember, we began a rather elaborate master/slave fantasy, of the Antebellum variety, that culminated with me using every racial epithet in my prodigious vocabulary, while she fingered her clit and shouted, “Fuck me Massa! Fuck your little n*gger harder!!!” Thank God we had a suite at the Windsor Court. I pity da fool that had to listen to that! The things people will do for a good cum... go figure.
Funny, the things you remember on Fat Tuesday.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: staci on February 13, 2024, 07:18:49 PM
That Priapism was a RAKE.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: MintJulie on February 16, 2024, 05:24:45 AM
Wow, I don't remember ever reading that. But if I had read it without looking at the author's name, my guess of it being _Priapism would have been correct. That guy was a hoot!
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Pornhubby on March 27, 2024, 02:29:25 AM
She sent me photos today. She has really big meaty lips. Dark. Like the color of a dog’s mouth.
I used to not like these features, but variety is the spice of life. It was like steak. She made the sauce. She pulled them open and dug out her clit. Played with her fat nipples while I tugged one off. Hot day. I barely got myself arranged and cleaned up, before my roommate walked in. Two hours. It was hot.
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on March 27, 2024, 02:31:37 AM
Allan has been in Missouri since friday, and wont be back until this Saturday. Having phone sex and sexting with nudes... long story short. Allan made a few comments and since, I've been wanting to hold my shower buddy to my crotch like he's my dick, and watch Allan suck on him...
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Shiela_M on March 27, 2024, 04:41:59 AM
Welp, my mind is not longer paused...
I'll just sit back and think about dogs... (https://i.postimg.cc/tCpR99d8/i-Stock-1169978811-scaled.jpg) Who's a Good Boy!?!?!?
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: watcher1 on March 27, 2024, 05:38:11 AM
Something or someone made the dog happy. Could he, or she, have seen that steak?;D ;D
Title: Re: Random Sexual Thoughts
Post by: Writers Bloque on March 27, 2024, 09:01:16 PM
Random Sexual Thought:
If humans were non self impregnating hermaphrodites, there would be sexual orgies the likes that the universe has ever witnessed. The thrill of being able to knock someone up and be knocked up would send perversions into the ultimate overdrive.