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Us females are often curious about the male experience. This thread is so we can ask questions about it.
My question is
How do men walk without pinching your balls between your thighs?
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The scrotum is fairly flexible, and most of your package hangs in front of the cleft of your thighs. They don’t roll back and forth, or get pinched too often. This is true with briefs or boxers. Look at the flaccid manhood thread, and you’ll see, nobody has their cock and balls between their legs. Because if you did, you’d be a pussy.
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Us females are often curious about the male experience. This thread is do we can ask questions about it.
My question is
How do men walk without pinching your balls between your thighs?
My left ball hangs a little further back than the right. That might give me more room. Although coincidence or connected (?), my cock curves a little to the left taking some of the freed up space.
That curve btw is why I insist on sleeping on the right side of the bed, so my cock is aimed towards the girl. It helps with those morning or middle of the night surprise attacks. My right hand is free for the reach around too.
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What is your opinion on circumcision?
Do you think it is really necessary? Or just an ancient tradition that could be disregarded...
If you had a choice, would you do it?
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Yeah, thighs no problem. On the other hand, going "commando", I need to pull 'em out when I get in the car so I don't sit on the "Boys" There are things to watch out for when the equipment is on the outside. i.e. At the dog park and dog that's tall enough to wag it's tail at crotch height can give a painful whack!! :emot_weird:
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What is your opinion on circumcision?
Do you think it is really necessary? Or just an ancient tradition that could be disregarded...
If you had a choice, would you do it?
Excuse me while I get a little clinical here (note, I am not a medical expert; I'm just regurgitating here):
There are occasions where circumcision becomes a necessity, such as when the foreskin becomes too tight to allow the penis to become flaccid again. But outside of those situations, circumcision is done pretty much in the name or tradition or (parental) choice.
That said, I'm not sure if there are many advantages to circumcision (since I'm "uncut" myself); I'd assume that, without the foreskin to pull back, keeping the penis clean would be easier, but I'd have to get confirmation from a fellow "cut" male on that.
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I've heard it makes no difference except making a cut cock,maybe, slightly easier to clean, but I imagine most males love soaping them up and cleaning them pretty good! ;D
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What is your opinion on circumcision?
Do you think it is really necessary? Or just an ancient tradition that could be disregarded...
If you had a choice, would you do it?
My wife claimed uncircumcised ones tasted bad and my circumcised cock tasted good. Based on that, the increase in likelihood it ends up in a girls mouth and stays there longer is certainly worth it.
I have seen where some men behave as if they were multilated. One person claimed it prevented him from fully enjoying his orgasm? How would he know? If it has helped me delay my orgasm to fully please the girl, again I’m all for it.
I’m glad it was done and done too young to remember.
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What is your opinion on circumcision?
Do you think it is really necessary? Or just an ancient tradition that could be disregarded...
If you had a choice, would you do it?
I was 16, having a hernia repair, and told the doctor “as long as you’re down there with a knife...” About half the time I’m glad I did it, and the other half? Well, I miss my bris.
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Mine was done out of medical necessity as a child, and the memories of the aftermath are not pleasant.
I am told by those who should know these things that circumcision reduces the chance of transmission (presumably due to the lack of, er, nooks and crannies to harbour pathogens).
I can't compare the difference in sexual experience. My wife says she prefers the look of a circumcised penis, but both our boys are uncut because we don't see a reason to subject somebody to surgery unless there is a medical need. If they are that bothered by the look, they can arrange things themselves when they are older.
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The scrotum is fairly flexible, and most of your package hangs in front of the cleft of your thighs. They don’t roll back and forth, or get pinched too often. This is true with briefs or boxers. Look at the flaccid manhood thread, and you’ll see, nobody has their cock and balls between their legs. Because if you did, you’d be a pussy.
For an anatomical landmark (potentially useful if you want to imagine where parts would be if you were of the opposite sex), after the testes descend through the inguinal canals they pass in front of the pubic bone and basically end up being hung from there, with the scrotum developing from the skin that would have otherwise become the labia majora in a female.
Reproductive anatomy is a good example to use if you are ever in an argument with one of those nutters who believes in "intelligent design". What designer with any intelligence would build a critical part so out of spec that it doesn't work properly at standard operating temperature, then deal with the problem by hanging it outside? Especially when the pathway there (the above-mentioned inguinal canals) are never fully repaired and remain prone to failure (resulting in inguinal hernias - far more common in men than in women).
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Us females are often curious about the male experience. This thread is so we can ask questions about it.
My question is
How do men walk without pinching your balls between your thighs?
A similar question. I noticed this with my boyfriend but never with any other guy I dated. One of his testicles hangs lower than the other. The left I think. He says all guys have one testicle hanging lower than the other so they are not constantly knocking into each other. Are you guys like that? And if so, is it always the left that is lower?
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How do men walk without pinching your balls between your thighs?
A parallel question: For a guy who is well endowed (like the guys in those huge penis threads), how does he wear tighter fitting pants without "it" getting in the way? And, perhaps most to the point, what happens when a guy with a large "flaccid manhood" gets an erection while wearing tighter-fitting pants?
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So, when you get an erection, do you feel the urge to take care of it? Or as you put it in the sister thread, do you need to find "an excuse to hit the restrooms and rub one out?"
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#Resist
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So, when you get an erection, do you feel the urge to take care of it? Or as you put it in the sister thread, do you need to find "an excuse to hit the restrooms and rub one out?"
Depends. If it is a “piss hard on” or the wind blowing a certain way, it usually passes and you go on with your normal activities.
On the other hand, if sex is on the brain, you’re breathing her pheromes, and she’s giving you that look, I’m going to be walking around like a pirate with a wooden leg the rest of the afternoon. Definitely time to think about the bathroom, stairwell, an empty office, the elevator, or parking garage... all of which have been employed by me, alone or with company.
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As I remember...(Yeah been a few years)...Yes, I did want to wrap my hand around and start stroking. The older I got, the easier it was to wait. :D Maybe with age come patience. My last full hard on was a few years ago. I woke up in my hospital bed after having some small intestine removed. Don't know what triggered it, the best I'd done for years was half hard with my diabetes. But, there it was, standing tall and proud. Like seeing an old friend I hadn't seen in ages. I wrapped my hand around it and the head was actually sticking out from my hand...my full five inches!! I was able to sneak a few strokes, but soon the staff trooped in taking vitals and the other three guys in the room were awake too. ( sighhhhhhhh ) Guess that should answers your question...and more :facepalm:
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Don't know what triggered it, the best I'd done for years was half hard with my diabetes.
See a urologist and ask for an injectable. You'll get a painful erection that lasts four hours.
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What is your opinion on circumcision?
Do you think it is really necessary? Or just an ancient tradition that could be disregarded...
If you had a choice, would you do it?
Culture, aesthetics, and cleanliness were the reasons I was circumcised. As it turns out, there are some important medical benefits to circumcision for heterosexual guys and their partners. https://www.nih.gov/news-events/news-releases/male-circumcision-reduces-risk-genital-herpes-hpv-infection-not-syphilis
Those are some pretty significant benefits so I’m glad I was circumcised at birth.
I don’t know whether boys circumcised at birth feel much pain or not, but probably not too much because neural pathways in that region are not fully developed and because the instruments are very sharp.
Funny recollection: I was a Navy Hospital Corpsman. A lot of uncut sailors decide to get circumcised while they’re in the service. What they don’t know is that the procedure can be very painful in adults and, during their period of convalescence, their dressings will be changed regularly by one of the hottest young female Corpsman on the ward. ;D
Also, they generally convalesce in the pediatrics ward because that’s where the right meds are stored, so there are often little kids around. That means you can’t act like a baby yourself, just because your dick hurts.
Q: What’s the biggest drawback of the circus?
A: The elephant’s foreskin.
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Us females are often curious about the male experience. This thread is so we can ask questions about it.
My question is
How do men walk without pinching your balls between your thighs?
Not arguin most answers here, but I find layin down on my back to be th most uncomfortable. They kinda hang down between and need rescuin. Sometimes sittin on th sofa also. Galdern pains in th asses they are sometimes. One thing I can't understand is th discussion between boxers and briefs, I find boxers to leave em hangin and bangin to an fro all th time. Comments?
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Culture, aesthetics, and cleanliness were the reasons I was circumcised. As it turns out, there are some important medical benefits to circumcision for heterosexual guys and their partners. https://www.nih.gov/news-events/news-releases/male-circumcision-reduces-risk-genital-herpes-hpv-infection-not-syphilis
Those are some pretty significant benefits so I’m glad I was circumcised at birth.
Statistically significant, but still nothing to stake your health on. Cut or not, you should still be putting on a condom before sticking it in places with unknown or shady history.
I don’t know whether boys circumcised at birth feel much pain or not, but probably not too much because neural pathways in that region are not fully developed and because the instruments are very sharp.
Strong physiological and psychological pain responses have been known of for a long time. Here's just one 30 year old review article on pain in babies: http://www.cirp.org/library/pain/anand/
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I noticed this with my boyfriend but never with any other guy I dated. One of his testicles hangs lower than the other. The left I think. He says all guys have one testicle hanging lower than the other so they are not constantly knocking into each other. Are you guys like that? And if so, is it always the left that is lower?
I'm pretty even between the two boys. They don't hang down very far, so not as much chance for a wide disparity. I just checked... left is less than 1/16th inch lower than right, so not significant.
A parallel question: For a guy who is well endowed (like the guys in those huge penis threads), how does he wear tighter fitting pants without "it" getting in the way? And, perhaps most to the point, what happens when a guy with a large "flaccid manhood" gets an erection while wearing tighter-fitting pants?
That's pretty easy, actually. You just 'dress' it upwards and to the side so it heads towards the pocket opening. It doesn't pinch that way (there's a natural crease in many pants right there). Other guys find their own way to 'dress' the junk so it doesn't interfere. The photos I've seen of guys dressing DOWN and to the side are just trying to show off, 'cos it's for sure uncomfortable.
For your second question, it depends on the pants. I wear tight Levis, so they pretty tightly constrain everything. I *can't* get a full-on erection wearing tight jeans, so it's not an issue; the jeans press tight enough to keep it down. If you're wearing looser slacks, you just deal with the occasional boner. Maybe that's what suit coats are good for, 'cos they certainly don't make any OTHER sense down in the South. :D
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For your second question, it depends on the pants. I wear tight Levis, so they pretty tightly constrain everything. I *can't* get a full-on erection wearing tight jeans, so it's not an issue; the jeans press tight enough to keep it down. If you're wearing looser slacks, you just deal with the occasional boner. Maybe that's what suit coats are good for, 'cos they certainly don't make any OTHER sense down in the South. :D
Which is one of several reasons why I never wear jeans. I always wear chino's. One reason being that John Thomas can more easily go his own way in them.
as an aside... I've never felt the urge to hide an erection. It is what it is... be it an "I'm fucking bored" erection or a "Boy am I happy to meet you" erection.
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I've never felt the urge to hide an erection. It is what it is... be it an "I'm fucking bored" erection or a "Boy am I happy to meet you" erection.
So do erections in public happen often?
It's been 15 years since I saw an erection out in the wild. It was on a cruise with my parents, sister and brother in law. Some guy that felt the need to strut his stuff around the pool deck in a yellow speedo. My sister told me to stop staring. I wasn't the only one.
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I suspect the answer to these questions depends on the guys age, but how quickly after an orgasm does your penis become flaccid again? And, how long after an orgasm will it be ready to become erect again?
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I suspect the answer to these questions depends on the guys age, but how quickly after an orgasm does your penis become flaccid again? And, how long after an orgasm will it be ready to become erect again?
Slowly deflates... maybe 5 to ten minutes.
Definitely a by product of age. In my youth it would not go flaccid while fucking, until I had cum three or four times. Nowadays? 30 minutes to an hour minimum. Perhaps longer, if it is the second or third time.
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I suspect the answer to these questions depends on the guys age, but how quickly after an orgasm does your penis become flaccid again? And, how long after an orgasm will it be ready to become erect again?
Slowly deflates... maybe 5 to ten minutes.
Definitely a by product of age. In my youth it would not go flaccid while fucking, until I had cum three or four times. Nowadays? 30 minutes to an hour minimum. Perhaps longer, if it is the second or third time.
Good question Barb. In my late 20s I dated a guy my age. He would continue with intercourse for 10 to 15 minutes before deflation.
Currently, my 43 year old bf starts deflating immediately.
So, is it an age thing Merv? Did you stay erect longer afterwards when you were younger?
And as for ready to go again. Every guy I slept with was no sooner than 30 minutes or so. With that recuperation time getting much longer each time after.
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So, is it an age thing Merv? Did you stay erect longer afterwards when you were younger?
Without Google’ing a long scientific answer, male hormones block the return lines on the blood flow to the penis. A second hormone released during orgasm starts the flow again. So I assume young men have more of the first and stay hard longer.
I would stay erect inside my college girlfriend after cumming, and slowly start thrusting again, until I had a full erection and would initiate another round of fucking. We would fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck, until my cock looked like rare steak meat by sunrise. I think we did it 13 times one night. I was perpetually hard.
Now I’m staring down 60 and we both have to coax a good erection out, like a shy turtle. I still enjoy the act, but I’m not stoked out on a sea of testosterone, losing my mind over the urge to empty my nuts.
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Now I’m staring down 60 and we both have to coax a good erection out, like a shy turtle. I still enjoy the act, but I’m not stoked out on a sea of testosterone, losing my mind over the urge to empty my nuts.
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mod edit: fixing MS's goofs....more specifically adding beginning quote.
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So, is it an age thing Merv? Did you stay erect longer afterwards when you were younger?
Without Google’ing a long scientific answer, male hormones block the return lines on the blood flow to the penis. A second hormone released during orgasm starts the flow again. So I assume young men have more of the first and stay hard longer.
I would stay erect inside my college girlfriend after cumming, and slowly start thrusting again, until I had a full erection and would initiate another round of fucking. We would fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck, until my cock looked like rare steak meat by sunrise. I think we did it 13 times one night. I was perpetually hard.
Now I’m staring down 60 and we both have to coax a good erection out, like a shy turtle. I still enjoy the act, but I’m not stoked out on a sea of testosterone, losing my mind over the urge to empty my nuts.
This pretty much describes me as well.
I have access to viagra and have taken it exactly twice. The second time was when I was a bit drunk and afraid I would need some help, that was just piece of a pill. The doctor had offered me free samples of 50mg and 100mg, so soon after and the first time I took a whole 50mg as an experiment. He told me it would take about 2 hours. In less than 20 minutes my wife could have done chin ups on the darn thing, and it didn’t go down for a couple hours. So now I have cut what I have into approximately 25mg pieces in case it’s needed.
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In the "Ask a Female a Question" thread, Killer Moth asked this question:
What is your attitude towards semen? Does the idea of being "cum upon" have an intrinsic pleasure for you? Do you like to eat or, or do you do it because it pleases your partner, or not at all?
I'd like to ask men this question, from the opposite point of view:
Does the idea of cumming upon her have an intrinsic pleasure for you? Why? (And I'm aware that for many sex-related questions, "Why?" is unanswerable.) Does it give you greater pleasure is she swallows? Again, why?
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Does the idea of cumming upon her have an intrinsic pleasure for you? Why? (And I'm aware that for many sex-related questions, "Why?" is unanswerable.) Does it give you greater pleasure is she swallows? Again, why?
That is a set of questions with as many answers as there are men. Some of us do like to cum onto a girl, and the why, as you rightly put it, has many reasons, varying from "she likes it" to the humiliation. I waver on the subject: it looks hot when I cum on a girl, but it has to be done right, with cum on the right places. Otherwise, it's just a mess.
As for the swallowing, I think the majority of men prefer a girl who can swallow, with reasons including easier to clean up, the sexiness of the act of swallowing, and the power play behind it.
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pretty much the same as Army of One... there's just something hot, even sleazy about cumming on a woman.
And yes, swallowing enhances pleasure. Same reason as before. A woman who spits is hot, but there's something utterly sleazy about a woman who swallows. Like a woman who licks her own cum juice I suppose.
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Have you noticed how power features in all of this?
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Have you noticed how power features in all of this?
Ehmm.. I suppose so. Come to think of it... you probably have a point. This being said... how much about sex is *not* about some form of power play?
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Have you noticed how power features in all of this?
Doesn't power -- or the lack thereof -- play a role in very many aspects of erotic enjoyment?
Even the most romantic and mutual acts of lovemaking have, within them, subtle shifts of power and control, and the seizing or surrendering of power and control.
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Have you noticed how power features in all of this?
Same way it does in nature, if you’ve ever watched a stag mount a doe. Predatory behavior is redirected into sexual energy in many species. Undoubtedly part of the problem with men acting creepy. Please note that "men acting creepy" is *not* a "political" topic. It is a life topic. And the gentlemen, whose name I mentioned previously, is *not* a politician. Lighten up people.
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Does having someone deep throat your cock really feel better then just sucking on the head?
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Does having someone deep throat your cock really feel better then just sucking on the head?
;)
I’ll let you know when and if I ever experience mine deep throated.
On the topic of power, there’s more to male arousal through receiving oral than the sensations of the girl’s mouth, at least for me. My arousal is increased dramatically by using some force, hands gripping her hair and humping her face. If she’s making submissive noises, that adds to it too. Of course this only works for me with a submissive girl that wants that sort interaction. My late wife was absolutely fine with a forceful facefuck, perhaps her most endearing quality.
I’m talking with a girl about a possible meet. Not long ago she and I discussed how she likes sex to be a little rough, including oral. She apologetically told me she can’t seem to get rid of her gag reflex. I said to her don’t worry, you gagging will turn me on. It’s funny, I have to text things like that to keep her texting back. Otherwise the conversation lags.
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Does having someone deep throat your cock really feel better then just sucking on the head?
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Same here as with Jed. No real experience. But it probably seems like the aforementioned power play at work again, since the head is the most sensitive part of the penis.
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I’m going to elaborate a bit here. With my wife it generally started with me on my back and her doing the work. At some point, and she could sense it, I would turn her sideways and start humping her face. She did this thing of squeezing the base with her slick saliva coated hand on each outstroke that felt like my cock was completely in her warm wet mouth. I don’t know if that’s how deep throating feels, but I’m inclined to think her hand gripped it much tighter than lips could and made it better.
That said, I would love to see a girl take all of me, her eyes looking up at me waiting for me to let her breath again.
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In the "Ask a Female a Question" thread, Killer Moth asked this question:
What is your attitude towards semen? Does the idea of being "cum upon" have an intrinsic pleasure for you? Do you like to eat or, or do you do it because it pleases your partner, or not at all?
I'd like to ask men this question, from the opposite point of view:
Does the idea of cumming upon her have an intrinsic pleasure for you? Why? (And I'm aware that for many sex-related questions, "Why?" is unanswerable.) Does it give you greater pleasure is she swallows? Again, why?
Part of the reason why I asked this question to begin with was that I had a girlfriend long ago who loved to be ejaculated on, or at least performed enjoying it effectively. Her reasoning, which she admitted was corny, was that it was a kind of warm and came from inside me, and that it was like "touching my essence." So I liked that reasoning, and though our sex life was pretty tepid (long story), I remember with fondness occasions of coming on her tits, on her tummy, etc. With a different woman, for reasons I cannot quite justify, I found it very sexy that I came on her belly and she went to bed without cleaning it off, so it was dried to her in the morning.
So I don't want to entirely embrace the "it's about power" explanation or some "marking my territory" kind of thing, because I always thought of it as more spiritual, somehow. Like the semen, while certainly also a sticky, sometimes inconvenient substance, is also a something magical: an organic externalization of my passion. Same with swallowing it -- it feels like acceptance. It's not a deal breaker if it doesn't happen but it's nice.
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I'd like to ask men this question, from the opposite point of view:
Does the idea of cumming upon her have an intrinsic pleasure for you? Why? (And I'm aware that for many sex-related questions, "Why?" is unanswerable.) Does it give you greater pleasure is she swallows? Again, why?
Not really. IMHO the only thing semen is good for is making babies (and lube for round 2 I suppose, but my refractory period is getting too long to be able to do that very often). Otherwise it is an unfortunate and messy side effect of orgasm, and the less time spent cleaning it up before we can cuddle, the better.
As for the power thing, I'm a bit of a submissive. I get more turned on by feeling like I am irresistible than by being in control myself. Having married someone who feels much the same, there are regular disagreements over who gets to be on the bottom.
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Does having someone deep throat your cock really feel better then just sucking on the head?
;)
It's a bit overrated I think. It's definitely a turn on to see your whole thing disappear in a woman's mouth. I guess it's pretty much the same as what I said on the cumming on the body: it's a sleazy thing.
But as far as the pleasure is concerned, the first few inches is where the fun is. And of course much of the pleasure is also derived from variation. At least for me it is. There's x.xx inches to play with plus two nuts.
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In the "Ask a Female a Question" thread, Killer Moth asked this question:
What is your attitude towards semen? Does the idea of being "cum upon" have an intrinsic pleasure for you? Do you like to eat or, or do you do it because it pleases your partner, or not at all?
I hasten to add that coming on her is my third favourite place to come (fourth being "pretty much anywhere
I'd like to ask men this question, from the opposite point of view:
Does the idea of cumming upon her have an intrinsic pleasure for you? Why? (And I'm aware that for many sex-related questions, "Why?" is unanswerable.) Does it give you greater pleasure is she swallows? Again, why?
Part of the reason why I asked this question to begin with was that I had a girlfriend long ago who loved to be ejaculated on, or at least performed enjoying it effectively. Her reasoning, which she admitted was corny, was that it was a kind of warm and came from inside me, and that it was like "touching my essence." So I liked that reasoning, and though our sex life was pretty tepid (long story), I remember with fondness occasions of coming on her tits, on her tummy, etc. With a different woman, for reasons I cannot quite justify, I found it very sexy that I came on her belly and she went to bed without cleaning it off, so it was dried to her in the morning.
So I don't want to entirely embrace the "it's about power" explanation or some "marking my territory" kind of thing, because I always thought of it as more spiritual, somehow. Like the semen, while certainly also a sticky, sometimes inconvenient substance, is also a something magical: an organic externalization of my passion. Same with swallowing it -- it feels like acceptance. It's not a deal breaker if it doesn't happen but it's nice.
I hasten to add that coming on her skin is my third favourite place to come (the fourth being, pretty well anywhere that's not on or in a woman), but that it still is erotic in a conceptual way.
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In the "Ask a Female a Question" thread, Killer Moth asked this question:
What is your attitude towards semen? Does the idea of being "cum upon" have an intrinsic pleasure for you? Do you like to eat or, or do you do it because it pleases your partner, or not at all?
I'd like to ask men this question, from the opposite point of view:
Does the idea of cumming upon her have an intrinsic pleasure for you? Why? (And I'm aware that for many sex-related questions, "Why?" is unanswerable.) Does it give you greater pleasure is she swallows? Again, why?
Elsewhere the power aspect was discussed, but there’s another aspect to this that both the male and female can find arousing. Being cum on, in or being told to swallow it can be shameful and humiliating. I know a number of girls that find this very hot, the humiliation and shame aspect.
Just this morning I got a ‘Good morning’ on YIM from a girl I flirt with who is now home from college. After a little exchange while I was rubbing the sleep out of my eyes and thinking about other things to rub, we exchanged these two messages:
Me: And I could really use the feeling of a good blow job right now to fully wake me.
Her: Mmmm I'd love that, woke frisky today, a warm cock in my mouth and a load in my belly would be perfect.
What a nice caring girl she is. Too bad she has a real life Master, and I’m just an occasional distraction for her.
I know another girl that has a fetish about men cumming in her pierced belly button, gets hot and bothered by talking about it, it’s the humiliation that makes it hot for her.
I find this sort of thing hot too, but again as with the power/force aspect, I would have to know it turns the girl on as well.
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A couple thoughts from a Middle Aged guy...
I think my balls mostly behave. I don’t notice them in the way or getting pinched often. There are times, especially when sitting in loose shorts or something when you have to reach down and adjust. That’s usually the whole package that needs to be moved.
When I was young I got hard all the time. Sometimes there was a reason, sometimes nothing obvious. A hard dick needs a hand. When I would get hard I loved feeling it. I never really felt the need to immediately go masturbate. But I also never liked to waste one. Now that I am older it takes a bit more. I still don’t like wasting them. Testosterone levels are highest in the mornings. This is the main cause of “morning wood”. I always hated the term piss hard on. It has more to do with the hormone levels. Think of it, I have had to pee so bad I could barely hold it thousands of times while I am awake or driving or whatever. I don’t think it’s ever given me an erection. Now, you do often have to pee in the morning. And you are often also hard in the morning. I often find myself playing with it in the morning or at night when it gets hard and wakes me up. Even if I have no intention of an orgasm.
Like almost every guy, when I was young I recovered quickly from an orgasm. Now...not so much. The whole refractory period has always been interesting to me though. No matter what you are thinking - like I am just going to keep fucking until I cum again, or whatever - once I cum, that thought is gone. It’s actually difficult to be sexual for a few minutes.
I have no idea why cumming on someone turns me on but it does if they want it. Before my wife lost interest she used to beg me to cum on her nipples. She liked it all over her , except for her face. I don’t think it’s a power thing for me but maybe I’m kidding myself or something. But watching my cum land on her was amazing and definitely a turn on for me. I don’t know if it would have been had she been pitiful when I did it.
As a 59 year old guy, I have never ever had the luck of having someone let me cum in their mouth. That is just a sad fact. My wife liked that I wanted to, and she would ask if I wanted to cum in her mouth. But she always said no way. I think it would definitely add to the experience.
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Like almost every guy, when I was young I recovered quickly from an orgasm. Now...not so much. The whole refractory period has always been interesting to me though. No matter what you are thinking - like I am just going to keep fucking until I cum again, or whatever - once I cum, that thought is gone. It’s actually difficult to be sexual for a few minutes.
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I managed that once. The first one was way too early - I was barely hard enough to get it in and a decidedly mediocre ejaculation happened within 30 seconds. There was no further detumescence though, so I kept going and maybe 15 minutes later I had one of my best orgasms ever.
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I recently read an article saying that prostate actually is the ''G-spot'' of males.
It was also saying that prostate orgasm is not a legend at all and is very real.
What do you think? Has anyone here heard or experienced something solid about it?
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I'm not sure that Males need a G-Spot...I most certainly do not - but what you say certainly makes sense and I did read about it somewhere. I certainly do not get an erection when I go to my Doctor's for the annual prostate exam ... but then again, it is a male doctor.. :emot_laughing:
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Prostate massage is a very 'soft' orgasm for me... almost like not having one, other than the ejaculation. It's... uncomfortable for the prolonged amount of time needed to massage it to orgasm, so all things considered I'd just as soon handle it the old-fashioned way.
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Ditto: if my doctor was more cute and NOT A GUY, I might have gotten an erection from the prostate exam. He was in there for a while feeling around and asking questions (Does this hurt? How about here? Hmmmm.)
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I recently read an article saying that prostate actually is the ''G-spot'' of males.
It was also saying that prostate orgasm is not a legend at all and is very real.
What do you think? Has anyone here heard or experienced something solid about it?
As a happily married man who has found it necessary as a submissive slave slut to cheat on his wife by having sex with men - I can tell you that the prostrate is, indeed, the "G-spot" of males.
The reason that nominally not gay men enjoy getting fucked is that it feels incredibly great!
And, my prostate has gotten larger as I get older. This leads to more frequent urgency to pee, which is annoying.
In the last ten years, there has been two times where I was fucked for at least an hour, if not more. Giant prostate massage. So incrediblyfucking good! And, it really did relieve the need to pee for several days thereafter.
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I took some notes here and I'll chime in with a few answers. My feelings a pretty similar to those previously expressed with a few exceptions.
I don't really have an issue with testicular crowding. The hips are set far enough appart so there is a bit of a gap between the upper thighs for everything to fit and things are mostly out front anyway.
I am 33 and I have as many erections now as I have ever had. I probably have a slightly above average drive and it hasn't changed much over the years. They can happen at any time for any reason. The worst are caused by stimulation from running/jogging or just walking long distances. This is irritating because the same stimuli can then cause chaffing... I don't usually feel the need to "take care of it" unless it is persistant enough to become a distraction.
I wear jeans a lot so erections can be uncomfortable because the material does not flex much so as the erectile tissue engorges with blood and the shaft lengthens I have to adjust to the left or right so there is room for expansion.
I am personally circumcised and am happy for it. The cleanliness is worth it. Also, females seem to prefer it.
After orgasm I become flaccid within minutes and lose sexual motivation almost immediately. This lasts for just a few minutes as the hormones are flushed and refreshed by the body. I do, however, pretend this doesn't happen for the benefit of my partner. The refresh is pretty quick for me so it's not a big deal and I can be ready to go again in about 5 to 10 minutes. During that time I just switch my attention exclusively to my partner. And as I stated above, age hasn't affected this much.
I don't really feel the need to cum on my partner. I MUCH prefer to cum inside her. Mouth, vagina, or anus. Doesn't really matter. It physically feels better to me and the mess is contained and easier to clean up. Also, I do like a girl to swallow but I think this is tied to the act of spitting out food being rude. ;D I think that is just me being odd.
I do like the feeling of being deepthroated but the same feeling can be replicated by a strategically place hand. It just makes you feel like your whole member is encased in a warm, wet place. It's just a physical thing to me.
Lastly, I am a hetero male and I THOROUGHLY enjoy prostate massage performed by a girl. That in conjunction with oral results my most powerful orgasms. The first time it happened I was afraid I would blow the girls head off with the force of the ejaculation. lol It was a feeling like none other.
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Lastly, I am a hetero male and I THOROUGHLY enjoy prostate massage performed by a girl. That in conjunction with oral results my most powerful orgasms. The first time it happened I was afraid I would blow the girls head off with the force of the ejaculation. lol It was a feeling like none other.
Woos to Strangesub and Orafaun for contributing.
So RF says it is a soft orgasm. Orafaun says it is a powerful orgasm. Strangesub says it is incredible.
Is it best with a finger or another apparatus? I'm assuming it's an internal massage, right? If so, how far inside? Does the penis have to be erect?
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Internal massage with a finger has produced the best results. Not very deep. About two to three inches I would say. There are male toys that say they stimulate the prostate but they don't seem to work for me. Most male toys seem rather ineffective. :/
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What part of a womans body turns you on the most, besides the obvious t&a?
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What part of a womans body turns you on the most, besides the obvious t&a?
Legs,and ass I love a well proportioned set of legs. They can be on a smaller woman or a rubinesque one, doesn't matter but well proportioned, nice ankles up to a muscular calf, sweet knees and a meaty luscious thigh.mmmmmmmm. Never been into chicken legs even if they're attached to a decent ass or a beautiful lady
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What part of a womans body turns you on the most, besides the obvious t&a?
Legs,and ass I love a well proportioned set of legs. They can be on a smaller woman or a rubinesque one, doesn't matter but well proportioned, nice ankles up to a muscular calf, sweet knees and a meaty luscious thigh.mmmmmmmm. Never been into chicken legs even if they're attached to a decent ass or a beautiful lady
I would say "ass" should also go into that obvious category. So that's...
1 for legs. ;) ( sans "chicken legs") :emot_laughing:
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I recently read an article saying that prostate actually is the ''G-spot'' of males.
It was also saying that prostate orgasm is not a legend at all and is very real.
What do you think? Has anyone here heard or experienced something solid about it?
As a happily married man who has found it necessary as a submissive slave slut to cheat on his wife by having sex with men - I can tell you that the prostrate is, indeed, the "G-spot" of males.
The reason that nominally not gay men enjoy getting fucked is that it feels incredibly great!
And, my prostate has gotten larger as I get older. This leads to more frequent urgency to pee, which is annoying.
In the last ten years, there has been two times where I was fucked for at least an hour, if not more. Giant prostate massage. So incrediblyfucking good! And, it really did relieve the need to pee for several days thereafter.
I had someone say to me in my youth,"use it or lose it" I took that to heart and when I never had a partner, I dealt with my own issues in hand. After almost 40 years of "changing my own oil" or having someone help me with it daily, I still enjoy good wood. Some friends who would never touch themselves now have issues with their wood or lackthereof. More to the point of the OP quote, I have no prostate problems and can make it through the night without interuptions. I had regular prostate stimulations up to a few years ago, and now besides missing them for the obvious reason (not too many better ways to orgasm than by your wife/partner blowing/stroking you while her fingers are up you, stroking your prostate) I find that I miss them for umm medicinal reasons also? I still have no problems but I wonder if it was keeping me healthy, any comments to that line of thought?
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What part of a womans body turns you on the most, besides the obvious t&a?
Oh boy, you're asking a hard question there. As you know, attraction is a multi-faceted thing, involving physical and mental turn-ons. I like girls' intelligence and temperament, which usually comes out in conversation.
...But we're dealing solely with the physical, so I'll just list them.
- Eyes: Some have quite beautiful windows to the soul. Some also like to dress up those windows. (The two are not necessarily mutually exclusive.) I tend to notice eyes a fair bit by force of habit: I have Asperger's, and one of the things about Aspies is that they cannot maintain eye contact very well. So I'll go looking around for something I can concentrate on, unless the girl in question knows about that particular quirk.
- General looks: My second girlfriend (id est, the one before I met the girl who would become my wife) looked like she was about a year or two younger than me (and I'm pretty youthful-looking myself); turns out she was five years my senior. BUt the fact that she looked younger than me was a bit of a turn on for me.
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That's 1 for eyes.
1 for legs.
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Good answer!
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What part of a womans body turns you on the most, besides the obvious t&a?
Legs,and ass I love a well proportioned set of legs. They can be on a smaller woman or a rubinesque one, doesn't matter but well proportioned, nice ankles up to a muscular calf, sweet knees and a meaty luscious thigh.mmmmmmmm. Never been into chicken legs even if they're attached to a decent ass or a beautiful lady
I would say "ass" should also go into that obvious category. So that's...
1 for legs. ;) ( sans "chicken legs") :emot_laughing:
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As far as the obvious goes, I'm definitely a tits guy. Nothing gets me going like a not-too-large nicely shaped boob.
Legs have already been mentioned.
I'm a sucker for a pretty face. Eyes, lips, cheekbones, I find them all very sexy.
Brains are sexy too. Not to mention important. No matter how hot a woman is, there inevitably comes a time you have to actually talk to her...
And as for my weirder 'kinks', I totally love nice bare shoulders/collarbones. Kinda weird probably, but it works every time for me :emot_dunno:
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Face, to the degree that I can be attracted to women whose bodies to not correspond to my turnons in any other way if I like their face enough.
The cliché is that straight men like long hair on women, and I am very cliched indeed.
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What part of a womans body turns you on the most, besides the obvious t&a?
Her intelligence.
#Resist
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What part of a womans body turns you on the most, besides the obvious t&a?
Her intelligence.
#Resist
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I seriously doubt that you jerk off to intelligence.
I asked my hubby this question. He had the same answers, face, legs, but he also mentioned that a strong back is really sexy and long hair.
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Face, to the degree that I can be attracted to women whose bodies to not correspond to my turnons in any other way if I like their face enough.
The cliché is that straight men like long hair on women, and I am very cliched indeed.
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/26/54/2a/26542adb7cd1f141a69e48ed63137a6e--beautiful-long-hair-beautiful-ladies.jpg)
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Face, to the degree that I can be attracted to women whose bodies to not correspond to my turnons in any other way if I like their face enough.
The cliché is that straight men like long hair on women, and I am very cliched indeed.
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/26/54/2a/26542adb7cd1f141a69e48ed63137a6e--beautiful-long-hair-beautiful-ladies.jpg)
That is some beautiful hair. Not sure what I want to do with it exactly, except the obvious grasp it (not pull, just hold) during intimate acts. I don't desire to wrap it around my erection or something, though perhaps men do do that.
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What part of a womans body turns you on the most, besides the obvious t&a?
Her intelligence.
#Resist
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I seriously doubt that you jerk off to intelligence.
Reread the question, then remind yourself I rarely engage in any dialogue with you.
#Resist
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What part of a womans body turns you on the most, besides the obvious t&a?
Her intelligence.
#Resist
:emot_heehee:
I seriously doubt that you jerk off to intelligence.
Sweetie, don't feed. You know the rules. Don't make me spank dat spicy booty. :emot_bottomspank:
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What part of a womans body turns you on the most, besides the obvious t&a?
Her intelligence.
#Resist
:emot_heehee:
I seriously doubt that you jerk off to intelligence.
Sweetie, don't feed. You know the rules. Don't make me spank dat spicy booty. :emot_bottomspank:
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a6/81/3f/a6813f575e8309c84a27b9bf9cf4b54a.jpg)
Right. Back on topic. :-*
What about feet? Do you prefer painted toe nails? Toe rings? Or all natural?
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So is this something that would hurt? Feel good? Does it stop ejaculation or is that the shaft? What sensations might you feel?
Anybody with experience?
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(https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2017/09/03/620/18302615.gif)
So is this something that would hurt? Feel good? Does it stop ejaculation or is that the shaft? What sensations might you feel?
Anybody with experience?
Everyone’s anatomy is a little different I suppose. First off, that doesn’t look like something that would be possible for me. Second, just seeing that makes me a little queezy.
I think maybe I am a little different in that I don’t particularly want my balls played with. And when I am excited, they tend to be a little tighter to my body.
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I see what you did there. Yes, I like to be fondled, sweezed, and milked. Just a little rough play. Spank and pull my ball sack, while you tell me how many cc’s of ejaculate your baby maker requires. Then make me eat the excess.
:emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
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For me: just ignore the testicles. They don't exist. Nothing good will come of touching them. See also: nipples.
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For me: just ignore the testicles. They don't exist. Nothing good will come of touching them. See also: nipples.
I’m with you on that, both.
Based on what I’ve heard, it extremes on such things. Some guys love their balls getting attention, others like me don’t want them touched at all. For one thing, both my balls and nipples are ticklish to the point of it being very unpleasant.
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For me: just ignore the testicles. They don't exist. Nothing good will come of touching them. See also: nipples.
Really? Not that I don't enjoy my nipples being played with (quite on the contrary), but having my nuts being played with always does it for me.
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For me: just ignore the testicles. They don't exist. Nothing good will come of touching them. See also: nipples.
Really? Not that I don't enjoy my nipples being played with (quite on the contrary), but having my nuts being played with always does it for me.
You can have my share of testicle-play, with my blessings.
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Maybe it’s a by-product of my age and experience, but nipples and nuts are essential players on my road to orgasm. Add anus, and you’ve got a trifecta.
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How do you react when/if she goes down below your balls by her tongue?
Do you try to stop her or ask for more? (In between, I have seen or heard quite many, who is loving it and still consider fully straight where some others, who try to keep you away from there)
Are you irritated by a wet tongue around your hole or do you enjoy it at all?
Do you remember your first time getting rimmed or the attempt for it? How was your reaction?
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How do you react when/if she goes down below your balls by her tongue?
Do you try to stop her or ask for more? (In between, I have seen or heard quite many, who is loving it and still consider fully straight where some others, who try to keep you away from there)
Are you irritated by a wet tongue around your hole or do you enjoy it at all?
Do you remember your first time getting rimmed or the attempt for it? How was your reaction?
How do you react when/if she goes down below your balls by her tongue?
Very excited.
Do you try to stop her or ask for more? (In between, I have seen or heard quite many, who is loving it and still consider fully straight where some others, who try to keep you away from there).
What the hell does a rim job have to do with homosexuality? My god. If getting your Twinkie licked makes you gay, then gay me up Scotty.
Are you irritated by a wet tongue around your hole or do you enjoy it at all?
If I haven’t bathed, I will suggested letting me take a soapy washcloth to my brownie maker. Otherwise, lick my biscuit door bitch!
Do you remember your first time getting rimmed or the attempt for it? How was your reaction?
I had a nasty young girlfriend in Arkansas, back during the Whitewater investigation. She was very anal, and loved to be rimmed and ass fucked. Naturally, she enjoyed reciprocating also. She could set me off like a Roman candle with her fingers and tongue.
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...gay me up Scotty....brownie maker......lick my biscuit door...set me off like a Roman candle....
You just crack me up with all of your sayings. My favorite I've heard you say is "baby batter".
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...gay me up Scotty....brownie maker......lick my biscuit door...set me off like a Roman candle....
You just crack me up with all of your sayings. My favorite I've heard you say is "baby batter".
Mervinh2o, You're helping not only my curiosity, but also my english! :emot_laughing:
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What the hell does a rim job have to do with homosexuality? My god. If getting your Twinkie licked makes you gay, then gay me up Scotty.
I know I've said this many times before, but I think this is a vital point.
Being "worried" about what one's sexual desires, fantasies, proclivities, etc. might "mean" or "be perceived as" ruins everything, and bars one from fully exploring one's sexual self, and denies one amazingly fulfilling sexual experiences.
I know that many men are worried about the "gay thing," but Merovingian is spot on: It's not a "gay thing," it's an experiencing the totality of sexual fulfillment thing.
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What the hell does a rim job have to do with homosexuality? My god. If getting your Twinkie licked makes you gay, then gay me up Scotty.
I know I've said this many times before, but I think this is a vital point.
Being "worried" about what one's sexual desires, fantasies, proclivities, etc. might "mean" or "be perceived as" ruins everything, and bars one from fully exploring one's sexual self, and denies one amazingly fulfilling sexual experiences.
I know that many men are worried about the "gay thing," but Merovingian is spot on: It's not a "gay thing," it's an experiencing the totality of sexual fulfillment thing.
Since gays and straights pretty much do all the same things, albeit with different equipment, then kissing, touching, licking, sucking, fingering, massaging, etc. are *all* “just like being gay.” Face it man, you’re gay. Now how about a blow job?
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I spent a very large part of the weekend chatting online with a very sweet girl almost 22. She has had several sexual experiences with men my age. At one point she took me a little by surprise when she began talking about tonguing my butt hole. Confused, I asked why she went there. She said, you older guys love that. OK, now I find myself intrigued. It also reinforced my last couple years realizations I didn’t explore certain sexual things enough, and that I want to rectify that.
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a very sweet girl almost 22. .... she began talking about tonguing my butt hole.....She said, you older guys love that.
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Sodomy is as old as the bible (otherwise it wouldn't have explicitly mentioned it). I totally don't think it's gay, and I know some men enjoy butt play, anal sex and prostate orgasms.
Still, it doesn't work for me. I really don't enjoy anything to do with the back door... I'll have my fun at the entrance :)
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Sodomy is as old as the bible (otherwise it wouldn't have explicitly mentioned it). I totally don't think it's gay, and I know some men enjoy butt play, anal sex and prostate orgasms.
Still, it doesn't work for me. I really don't enjoy anything to do with the back door... I'll have my fun at the entrance :)
Sodomy is much older than the Bible.
It puzzles me how so many people don't know what the word "sodomy" means. Though the word references the famous scene in the Bible, the word refers to every type of sexual activity that does not involve an erect penis penetrating a vagina.
And, fun fact, the word was overwhelmingly used to describe a criminal act. By the mid-20th century, almost all U.S. states had laws on the books criminalizing sodomy. In 1986, a U.S. Supreme Court ruling (Bowers v. Hardwick) upheld a state law banning sodomy. Though the focus of the law was sex acts by homosexuals, the decision affirmed the state law, thereby criminalizing all acts of sodomy, even, technically, between married heterosexual partners. It wasn't until 2003 -- less than 15 years ago! -- that the Supreme Court (Lawrence v. Texas) finally declared all state anti-sodomy laws to be unconstitutional.
Back on topic, given the correct definition of the word, which includes oral sex, that means that 94.7% of sexually active Americans are guilty of sodomy, and 86.3% of married, heterosexual couples are also guilty of sodomy.
I'm totally guilty...
P.S. In case you're wondering, yes, I made up those percentages.
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Sodomy is as old as the bible (otherwise it wouldn't have explicitly mentioned it). I totally don't think it's gay, and I know some men enjoy butt play, anal sex and prostate orgasms.
Still, it doesn't work for me. I really don't enjoy anything to do with the back door... I'll have my fun at the entrance :)
Sodomy is much older than the Bible.
It puzzles me how so many people don't know what the word "sodomy" means. Though the word references the famous scene in the Bible, the word refers to every type of sexual activity that does not involve an erect penis penetrating a vagina.
And, fun fact, the word was overwhelmingly used to describe a criminal act. By the mid-20th century, almost all U.S. states had laws on the books criminalizing sodomy. In 1986, a U.S. Supreme Court ruling (Bowers v. Hardwick) upheld a state law banning sodomy. Though the focus of the law was sex acts by homosexuals, the decision affirmed the state law, thereby criminalizing all acts of sodomy, even, technically, between married heterosexual partners. It wasn't until 2003 -- less than 15 years ago! -- that the Supreme Court (Lawrence v. Texas) finally declared all state anti-sodomy laws to be unconstitutional.
Back on topic, given the correct definition of the word, which includes oral sex, that means that 94.7% of sexually active Americans are guilty of sodomy, and 86.3% of married, heterosexual couples are also guilty of sodomy.
I'm totally guilty...
P.S. In case you're wondering, yes, I made up those percentages.
Well, it probably is...It's probably as old as "homo sapiens" having sex. And I I know for a fact that bonobo's (humanity's closest living "relatives") practice it. And it was by no means intended as a "judgement". I know it's part of sexual activity.
It's just that I as a person am not particulary fond of it.
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Sodomy is as old as the bible (otherwise it wouldn't have explicitly mentioned it). I totally don't think it's gay, and I know some men enjoy butt play, anal sex and prostate orgasms.
Still, it doesn't work for me. I really don't enjoy anything to do with the back door... I'll have my fun at the entrance :)
Sodomy is much older than the Bible.
It puzzles me how so many people don't know what the word "sodomy" means. Though the word references the famous scene in the Bible, the word refers to every type of sexual activity that does not involve an erect penis penetrating a vagina.
And, fun fact, the word was overwhelmingly used to describe a criminal act. By the mid-20th century, almost all U.S. states had laws on the books criminalizing sodomy. In 1986, a U.S. Supreme Court ruling (Bowers v. Hardwick) upheld a state law banning sodomy. Though the focus of the law was sex acts by homosexuals, the decision affirmed the state law, thereby criminalizing all acts of sodomy, even, technically, between married heterosexual partners. It wasn't until 2003 -- less than 15 years ago! -- that the Supreme Court (Lawrence v. Texas) finally declared all state anti-sodomy laws to be unconstitutional.
Back on topic, given the correct definition of the word, which includes oral sex, that means that 94.7% of sexually active Americans are guilty of sodomy, and 86.3% of married, heterosexual couples are also guilty of sodomy.
I'm totally guilty...
P.S. In case you're wondering, yes, I made up those percentages.
Well, it probably is...It's probably as old as "homo sapiens" having sex. And I I know for a fact that bonobo's (humanity's closest living "relatives") practice it. And it was by no means intended as a "judgement". I know it's part of sexual activity.
It's just that I as a person am not particularly fond of it.
I realize in re-reading my post that I come off as judgemental and accusatory. Though that was not my intent, I nonetheless apologize.
I suppose if you believe the Bible to be an accurate historical account, then strictly speaking, even if Adam had gone down on Eve (or vice versa), it still wouldn't be "older than the Bible." Fortunately, I don't believe the Bible to be "an accurate historical account."
But I will admit that a scene featuring Adam going down on Eve in the Garden of Eden is kinda hot. Or, even better, Eve going down on Lilith. Now THAT'S hot!
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But I will admit that a scene featuring Adam going down on Eve in the Garden of Eden is kinda hot. Or, even better, Eve going down on Lilith. Now THAT'S hot!
Attention Authors:
Story idea above.
Or Adam encountering Eve and Lilith being intimate.
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But I will admit that a scene featuring Adam going down on Eve in the Garden of Eden is kinda hot. Or, even better, Eve going down on Lilith. Now THAT'S hot!
Attention Authors:
Story idea above.
Or Adam encountering Eve and Lilith being intimate.
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Not sure if I'm phrasing this right, but, Do any of you get precum?
I have never been with a guy that does.
And if you do, is it a lot? (a drip, a tablespoon, more?) Do you get the tingly orgasmic feeling when it emits like you do during the ejaculation?
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Not sure if I'm phrasing this right, but, Do any of you get precum?
I have never been with a guy that does.
And if you do, is it a lot? (a drip, a tablespoon, more?) Do you get the tingly orgasmic feeling when it emits like you do during the ejaculation?
(https://nandisa.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/jackin-pearl.jpg)
Usually just a "pearl". Wifey's favorite treat. "Lick my pee hole and taste that little drop I made for you."
No orgasmic sensation associated with it. It is nature's way of clearing the urethra of anything impure before ejaculation occurs.
If you tease him long enough, eventually most men will have some pre-cum. Just get him close several times and back off. Allow his hard on to soften a bit, then milk it out. Pinch his shaft between your thumb and forefinger, then slide it up his urethra with gentle pressure. You'll see a drop most likely. If you don't, come see me.
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You'll see a drop most likely. If you don't, come see me.
hahaha, okay. Thanks for the offer. Should I make an appointment? Your schedule seems pretty booked up lately.
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Not sure if I'm phrasing this right, but, Do any of you get precum?
I have never been with a guy that does.
And if you do, is it a lot? (a drip, a tablespoon, more?) Do you get the tingly orgasmic feeling when it emits like you do during the ejaculation?
You must be missing it in some way, getting lost perhaps due you being much juicier. Even at 56 I often have day time fantasies that make a little wet spot in my briefs.
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Twice in my life I've heard the term "God Pussy" anyone know what it means??
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That would be me in desperation. Been so long since I've seen a real one you'll hear me exclaim, "God, Pussy!" :emot_laughing:
Tho' Urban Dictionary says it's a term used for anything extra tasty. As in"
"This pizza is so delicious it's like "God's pussy." :facepalm:
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= when a woman's vagina is way prettier, wetter and tighter than average.
PS: Was that said to you Theresia?! :emot_weird:
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Not sure if I'm phrasing this right, but, Do any of you get precum?
I have never been with a guy that does.
And if you do, is it a lot? (a drip, a tablespoon, more?) Do you get the tingly orgasmic feeling when it emits like you do during the ejaculation?
Pre-cum in a guy works pretty much the same as foreplay induced vaginal secretions in a woman. Play with it, and it starts producing pre-cum in anticipation for sex, to provide some extra lubrication and to clean everything out. Unlike women, we (or at least I) don't get 'wet' from a mere thought, idea, or otherwise being horny... There's some physical attention required.
Like Jed said, it's usually a good tad more than just a drop with me (in fact, play with it long enough, without inducing orgasm, and you can accumulate at least as much pre-cum in anticipation, as you can produce cum afterwards.
There's little feeling involved, other than the wetness produced.
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I never heard that term ‘God pussy’. But many years ago I did hear a term originating in the US South for a girl with particularly strong vaginal muscles who would clench them rhymically during sex making it extremely enjoyable for her male partner.
This is snapping turtle pussy.
And sorry, sounds even better than God pussy to me.
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That would be me in desperation. Been so long since I've seen a real one you'll hear me exclaim, "God, Pussy!" :emot_laughing:
Tho' Urban Dictionary says it's a term used for anything extra tasty. As in"
"This pizza is so delicious it's like "God's pussy." :facepalm:
:emot_laughing:
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That would be me in desperation. Been so long since I've seen a real one you'll hear me exclaim, "God, Pussy!" :emot_laughing:
Tho' Urban Dictionary says it's a term used for anything extra tasty. As in"
"This pizza is so delicious it's like "God's pussy." :facepalm:
That's how I first heard the term. An old bf told me that I had a god pussy. I've since heard it again.
Since I posted this one of my perv friends said it was a term for one that's just a slit. Nothing else visible.
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Does the quantity of semen a man ejaculates differ from person to person, and from situation to situation? Do some men ejaculate more or less than other men, or does an individual man ejaculate more or less depending on the circumstances?
And why does it spurt-spurt-spurt-spurt, rather than coming out in a more continuous stream?
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Does the quantity of semen a man ejaculates differ from person to person, and from situation to situation? Do some men ejaculate more or less than other men, or does an individual man ejaculate more or less depending on the circumstances?
And why does it spurt-spurt-spurt-spurt, rather than coming out in a more continuous stream?
Might be a better question for girls (or gay men) since I generally only want to be present for my own ejaculations.
I can say the quantity of my own has seemed to reduce over time. I recall when I was 25 and dating a girl 33. Not long into the relationship I helped her move to take a temporary job 8 hours away. I would drive to see her for a weekend about every 2-3 weeks. Having an actual girlfriend instead of a random hook up here and there was somewhat new to me, so I refused to masturbate, naively thinking I guess that I was done with masturbation because I now had a steady girl.
If you can imagine the back pressure and blueness of my aching balls got rather extreme by the time I showed up to see her every couple weeks or so. Not particularly smart, but we practiced withdrawal as a means of birth control. One of those trips I pulled out and the first spurt hit the wall above her head about 6 feet away. The next spurt hit her right under her chin and she shrieked as if it was scalding molted lead burning her throat. I’ll never forget that blood curdling scream, nor that she didn’t find it as funny as I did.
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Does the quantity of semen a man ejaculates differ from person to person, and from situation to situation? Do some men ejaculate more or less than other men, or does an individual man ejaculate more or less depending on the circumstances?
And why does it spurt-spurt-spurt-spurt, rather than coming out in a more continuous stream?
MissBarbara has been watching too many Peter North vids ;D
It does very depending on how long its been, and how worked up you are. Normal for guys is about a teaspoon worth, but obviously things vary.
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Does the quantity of semen a man ejaculates differ from person to person, and from situation to situation? Do some men ejaculate more or less than other men, or does an individual man ejaculate more or less depending on the circumstances?
And why does it spurt-spurt-spurt-spurt, rather than coming out in a more continuous stream?
MissBarbara has been watching too many Peter North vids ;D
I just googled "Peter North videos" and I couldn't click the close button fast enough...
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Quantity depends on the guy, his diet, and age. Guys with bigger balls have more capacity, but poor diet can easily negate that, as can several different medical issues. Interestingly, GOOD diet can also effect it. When I went on the Paleo Autoimmune Protocol, I noticed that the total quantity had nearly halved. My bloodwork is absolutely stellar, yet my libido and output are both down. Undoubtedly part of that is due to being quite deeply hypothyroid (low metabolic rate). If I don't smoke, my heart rate runs in the mid 50s, which is a concern for an upcoming surgery in about a month (bradycardia during anesthesia).
As for the spurts, it's due to the rhythmic contractions during orgasm, much like the contractions of a woman's orgasm. It's easier to see on a horse or dog, but you probably get the idea. Everything down there *pulses* several times during the seconds-long orgasm.
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"The lovin' spoonful" is not too far off. When I go an extended period without orgasming, a week or more, the result is often much more voluminous and watery (gushing out way past the point of pleasure -- not ideal).
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As far as volume is concerned, I think that's pretty much covered (little pun intended). The 10 cubic centimetres (10ml) or according to the band "10 cc" is pretty much standard. The variables being general excitement, time between releases etc.
the spurting action is, to the best of my knowledge, down to general physics... One builds up pressure behind the payload, then releases that pressure to gain the deepest possible penetration of said payload into (or as close as possible near) the womb.
Also, note that about 25% (off the top of my head, if I remember correctly), of all men are not spurters but oozers. I.e, when they orgasm, they don't deliver their payload by spurting it deep into the womb in several times, but rather release their payload by oozing it into the vagina.
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Also, note that about 25% (off the top of my head, if I remember correctly), of all men are not spurters but oozers.
Interesting, I never knew of oozing. I've never been with an oozer, just spurters.
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The seminal vesticle makes semen. The balls only make sperm. Sperm is about 3-5% of your load by volume, so bigger balls do not necessarily mean a bigger load. Bill balls do typically mean a higher sperm count, but that is another story. ;D
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Also, note that about 25% (off the top of my head, if I remember correctly), of all men are not spurters but oozers.
Interesting, I never knew of oozing. I've never been with an oozer, just spurters.
Sidenote...i used to be a spurter, but never big in amount. Then I got the snip, and now I’m an oozer...
Also to your question, I have always had more quantity with intercourse/someone else than on my own
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This should be asked of a woman. No straight man is going to know more than an experienced woman about cum.
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This should be asked of a woman. No straight man is going to know more than an experienced woman about cum.
Might be a better question for girls (or gay men) since I generally only want to be present for my own ejaculations.
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This should be asked of a woman. No straight man is going to know more than an experienced woman about cum.
Might be a better question for girls (or gay men) since I generally only want to be present for my own ejaculations.
There's nothing stopping a woman from answering this question...
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This should be asked of a woman. No straight man is going to know more than an experienced woman about cum.
hahaha. This experienced woman (not to be read 'slut' please ;) ) learned of a new phrase 'oozing'.
As for quantity. It seems to me the shorter the time period between ejaculations, the less the amount produced. The first time I was with Mark, I thought, "Holy camoley does this guy shoot a lot." I later discovered it had been 2 months since his previous ejaculation. Since then, in comparison to that first time, the average amount discharged is about a quarter.
Backing up that fact a bit is that we went on vacation for 9 days. With my niece in the next room and us just being exhausted from long days, we didn't have sex until we got home. So it was approximately 13 days since his last ejaculation. His ejaculation on Saturday night was A LOT. I was thinking "Good God, shut it off!"
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Also to your question, I have always had more quantity with intercourse/someone else than on my own
Okay, so that's interesting. Why do you think that is? Is it because you're in a more heightened state with your partner than masturbation? Then I would ask some of you guys...
does a 'hotter' story make you produce more?
Also, if you take your time have you noticed that it produces more? With Mark, I call it 'slow stroke' him, whether in my hand or oral. While I haven't noticed there being more produced, I do know his orgasms are more intense.
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The longer you are excited the more semen you'll produce and the more forceful it will expell.
#Resist
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Also to your question, I have always had more quantity with intercourse/someone else than on my own
Okay, so that's interesting. Why do you think that is? Is it because you're in a more heightened state with your partner than masturbation? Then I would ask some of you guys...
does a 'hotter' story make you produce more?
Also, if you take your time have you noticed that it produces more? With Mark, I call it 'slow stroke' him, whether in my hand or oral. While I haven't noticed there being more produced, I do know his orgasms are more intense.
I can only speak for me, but I think it’s a state-of-mind thing. I’ve found that quick sex will produce more than a long solo session. Again, that’s just my experience.
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The longer you are excited the more semen you'll produce and the more forceful it will expel.
#Resist
Longer in terms of days/weeks/months, or longer in terms of the given, um, session?
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Longer in terms of days/weeks/months, or longer in terms of the given, um, session?
Well if you haven't had a release in a while you'll produce more, but the longer playtime lasts before orgasm the same thing will happen.
#Resist
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I somehow manage to sit on my balls all the time. Its not fun
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I somehow manage to sit on my balls all the time. Its not fun
Okay, that was kind of out of nowhere. We've progressed a lot since that question, WNG; always click on the last page to see where the conversation is.
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I somehow manage to sit on my balls all the time. Its not fun
Okay, that was kind of out of nowhere. We've progressed a lot since that question, WNG; always click on the last page to see where the conversation is.
WNG, that made me laugh. :) An old boyfriend used to say that all the time. I don't know what it was. It wasn't like he was large in that department. He'd just sit and let out a little yelp.
But yes, as AO1 mentioned, it was discussed a while ago. Which is fine, but in the case it is a few weeks or months old it's best to quote (as I did above) instead of reply, so that members will better understand what you are referring to. I used to do it constantly when I was new to KB a couple of years ago.
I've place a message in your PM box (look in the menu ribbon for "My Messages (1)". Please take a moment to read it when you have a moment.
Welcome to KB, we're happy to have you!
:),
Jules
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And why does it spurt-spurt-spurt-spurt, rather than coming out in a more continuous stream?
The spurt-spurt-spurts are the reflexive contractions accompanying orgasm. Once they start there's no stopping them.
...and the more the spurts, the better the orgasm. :)
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So after watching this....
(https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1496/95/1496957976691.gif)
....and reading Staci's comment I have a few questions.
How do you wash under there? Do you pull it all back (like pulling a sock down the leg) and wash it? What if the skin is longer than the penis? Is the skin length proportional to the length of the penis? What if a guy has a short penis and there is a lot of skin, can the head ever see the light of day?
Never experienced one in real life.
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So after watching this....
(https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1496/95/1496957976691.gif)
....and reading Staci's comment I have a few questions.
How do you wash under there? Do you pull it all back (like pulling a sock down the leg) and wash it? What if the skin is longer than the penis? Is the skin length proportional to the length of the penis? What if a guy has a short penis and there is a lot of skin, can the head ever see the light of day?
Never experienced one in real life.
Okay, going to answer what I can.
For us uncut guys, yes, we do push it back to wash under there, and it's a bit of a necessary thing; fail to do so, and you get all sorts of nasties in under there (thrush, surprisingly, is one of them, and it can get a bit embarrassing going into the pharmacist to ask for thrush treatment).
In terms of the foreskin, I've never heard of one exceeding significantly past the tip of the cock, and I would assume that, if something like that did occur, it would be detected at birth and treated.
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(https://78.media.tumblr.com/32787971a5746f376cf14168cdfe5954/tumblr_mkb2w4UIz61s4dl10o1_500.gif)
See https://intactgeologist.tumblr.com/post/174257043761
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So after watching this....
(https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1496/95/1496957976691.gif)
....and reading Staci's comment I have a few questions.
How do you wash under there? Do you pull it all back (like pulling a sock down the leg) and wash it? What if the skin is longer than the penis? Is the skin length proportional to the length of the penis? What if a guy has a short penis and there is a lot of skin, can the head ever see the light of day?
Never experienced one in real life.
Okay, going to answer what I can.
For us uncut guys, yes, we do push it back to wash under there, and it's a bit of a necessary thing; fail to do so, and you get all sorts of nasties in under there (thrush, surprisingly, is one of them, and it can get a bit embarrassing going into the pharmacist to ask for thrush treatment).
In terms of the foreskin, I've never heard of one exceeding significantly past the tip of the cock, and I would assume that, if something like that did occur, it would be detected at birth and treated.
I have seen really long foreskins exceeding the tip of the cock. Technically taking care should be the same as suggested above. Would it cause any problem, I don't think so… Likewise, some females have huge lips hanging down. I have also seen quite many in women too. The first time, was a friend of my mother who had taken me to a waxing saloon. She had the biggest lips I have ever seen in my life... Anyway, I wouldn't consider to have a surgery if had mine like that, because it is all nerve endings at the end of the day, which you would all loose...
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RE: foreskins, it's abnormal for it to extend past the urethra When Erect. That's something to take into account, the penis isn't always erect, and even circumcised ones can roll up into the skin when flaccid. However, there's also a bit of plumping from the urethra during urination. So, with naturally skinned ones, it tends to pull back to expose the urethra when they urinate anyway.
Also, the "Short one" having a longer skin is just silly. Short people don't have skin hanging off their fingers, and toes, because the skin grows to cover the person. Except in rare cases where there's abnormal growths.
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I'm always fascinated by them. So when I come across one I just have to play with it
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They definitely make uncircumcized phallii more interesting, and fun. Also, a lot more work to keep clean, so there's a trade-off there. guys that don't do the maintenance can be really gross, while circumcised ones are lower maintanence.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFipAtefUWw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFipAtefUWw)
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RE: foreskins, it's abnormal for it to extend past the urethra When Erect.
They call him “Mr. 4Skin.” :emot_laughing:
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/93187a683dd6cfc9312007d1a67f3d99/tumblr_p4tqisMV5h1wmh2c4o1_500.jpg)
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Holy crap, that’s not a foreskin. That’s at least an eightskin, maybe even a sixteenskin.
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RE: foreskins, it's abnormal for it to extend past the urethra When Erect.
They call him “Mr. 4Skin.” :emot_laughing:
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/93187a683dd6cfc9312007d1a67f3d99/tumblr_p4tqisMV5h1wmh2c4o1_500.jpg)
That looks like something out of Star Wars.
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RE: foreskins, it's abnormal for it to extend past the urethra When Erect.
They call him “Mr. 4Skin.” :emot_laughing:
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/93187a683dd6cfc9312007d1a67f3d99/tumblr_p4tqisMV5h1wmh2c4o1_500.jpg)
THAT is what I was talking about in my post.
Now I see where he might be able to 'gather it' to the base of his shaft when he has an erection, but what if he's not erect, how does he clean it inside? In a nonerect state he wouldn't be able to get the little thing out.
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RE: foreskins, it's abnormal for it to extend past the urethra When Erect.
They call him “Mr. 4Skin.” :emot_laughing:
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/93187a683dd6cfc9312007d1a67f3d99/tumblr_p4tqisMV5h1wmh2c4o1_500.jpg)
THAT is what I was talking about in my post.
Now I see where he might be able to 'gather it' to the base of his shaft when he has an erection, but what if he's not erect, how does he clean it inside? In a nonerect state he wouldn't be able to get the little thing out.
Humm a bottle brush, just saying.
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Fill it with candy as use it as a piñata for bachelorette parties.
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Fill it with candy as use it as a piñata for bachelorette parties.
eeeewwwwww!!!!
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Fuck me. He can cut it off and upholster a couch with that.
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RE: foreskins, it's abnormal for it to extend past the urethra When Erect.
They call him “Mr. 4Skin.” :emot_laughing:
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/93187a683dd6cfc9312007d1a67f3d99/tumblr_p4tqisMV5h1wmh2c4o1_500.jpg)
That looks like something out of Star Wars.
Amy, :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
This is really weird. I really didn't mean this when I said that I saw really long ones in the past.
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Should have been in American Horror Story - Freakshow. Bet he’s sent a few folks screaming for the exits... wonder if he can turn it inside out? Won’t know if he’s cumming or going!
(https://www.schnittberichte.com/pics/SBs/200/156427/sl2.jpg)
Wonder if he calls it Alf? :emot_laughing:
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Wonder if he calls it Alf? :emot_laughing:
OMG, I was looking at pictures of ALF this morning because of that picture. I was going to do a side by side. That's too freaky.
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Wonder if he calls it Alf? :emot_laughing:
OMG, I was looking at pictures of ALF this morning because of that picture. I was going to do a side by side. That's too freaky.
I will never look at ALF the same way again.
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Does anyone have any experience ordering viagra or Cialis from online sources? I’m just curious as to the safety and reliability of online providers of ED meds?
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Actually, I'm kind of wondering what the deal is with Viagra, Cialis, Lavitra... Why is there an entire industry for keeping men virile into old age, and not a single pill for satisfying women? It's not even being researched.
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Actually, I'm kind of wondering what the deal is with Viagra, Cialis, Lavitra... Why is there an entire industry for keeping men virile into old age, and not a single pill for satisfying women? It's not even being researched.
Psi you don’t typically display this amount of ignorance. ED is usually just the result of poor blood flow and has nothing to do with virility. And at least in some instances, these medications ARE about satisfying a woman; just ask my girlfriend.
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Psi you don’t typically display this amount of ignorance... And at least in some instances, these medications ARE about satisfying a woman; just ask my girlfriend.
I'm ignorant. I treat men for erectile disfunction. Mentally, and emotionally, there is such a thing as hysterical impotence. The more they stress over it, the more trouble they have getting, and maintaining an erection. But thank god you're here to give me statistics on the most common cause. On the assumption that whoever is seeking drugs has an undiagnosed blood flow problem, and not an emotional problem underpinned by feelings of inadequacy as a man.
Right, because all it takes is a hardon to satisfy a woman. There's the answer. That basic assumption is the reason why it's not even being researched. She doesn't need a vibrator, I just need a prescription for heart medication to be the man I always thought I was.
I can't even get Hormone Replacement Therapy. I have the money, I just can't find a doctor who's willing to prescribe it, but it's good to know that if I have trouble with droopy dick, there's a smuggling operation across the US border to make sure I can get Viagra without any medical tests, or a prescription.
Funny, when I talk about a desire to be a woman, I get lectures about "God's Will," and "That's not natural." When a man starts to experience problems with not being a teenager in his mid 40s, there's no questions about "Are you sure?" He doesn't have to spend a year with a softoff to see if it's right for him, almost like an anti-depressant. Here's some Prozak, I'm sure it's just some hormone imballance, no need to actually ask you questions about your life, and how you feel about your life when there's a pill for that.
If you can't satisfy your girlfriend without an erection, the problem isn't blood flow. I won't even charge for that advice, it's pro-bono.
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You’d have to travel 100 miles to Austin; however, Planned Parenthood of Greater Texas offers Gender Affirming Hormone Therapy at two locations there.
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You’d have to travel 100 miles to Austin; however, Planned Parenthood of Greater Texas offers Gender Affirming Hormone Therapy at two locations there.
I know, I work with them. I wasn't asking a male about HRT, I was asking why it's worth risking organ failure (Including the phallus) to seek heart medication without consulting a doctor first.
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You’d have to travel 100 miles to Austin; however, Planned Parenthood of Greater Texas offers Gender Affirming Hormone Therapy at two locations there.
I know, I work with them. I wasn't asking a male about HRT, I was asking why it's worth risking organ failure (Including the phallus) to seek heart medication without consulting a doctor first.
So you can’t get your heart meds? I’m confused. On what basis?
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So you can’t get your heart meds? I’m confused. On what basis?
I don't need heart meds. Viagra is a cardiovascular medication, with cardiovascular side effects. The Erectile function is one of those possible side effects. Others may include: Priapism (Which can permanantly, and painfully damage your penis) Heart, and Liver Failure.
That's why it's a prescription drug. It can kill you, or ruin your sex life, for life. If you don't have the tests run by a qualified physician to rule them out, and determine if it will even work as you intend it to.
Also, there's a lot of Identity Theft scammers out there to take advantage of men who are terrified of losing their manhood. Talk to your doctor. It's not worth it. I know this is strange to say on an erotic stories site, but it's just sex.
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I can't even get Hormone Replacement Therapy. I have the money, I just can't find a doctor who's willing to prescribe it...
I don't need heart meds.
So this was just a rant against ED meds. Got it.
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So this was just a rant against ED meds. Got it.
No, captain rhetorical. Again, it's a question, in the thread about asking a male, with a question mark. So, you know it's a question?
If you're not the man for the job, then just admit it.
Well, I've given it some thought, and came up with some possibilities. These may or may not be factors in any given case, and I may have not considered all of them, because I can't wrap my head around the problem:
1: They may not be aware of, or considered the risks, because they're seeking the drug, and not the medical advice to determine if it will even work. (I.E. the root cause is circulatory, instead of any of the other possibilities to be ruled out by medical professionals.)
2: They ignore the risks out of desperation (Using the case in hand, spamming 4 different threads, and willing to risk illegal sources. Just like any drug, not to mention the probability of being scammed by professional criminals for insurance fraud. Incidentally, that's why it's Canada, instead of Mexico. They have the most Insurance money to defraud.)
3: Some other factor I'm not aware of.
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I can't even get Hormone Replacement Therapy. I have the money, I just can't find a doctor who's willing to prescribe it...
I don't need heart meds.
So this was just a rant against ED meds. Got it.
Apparently so, and a typically nonsensical rant at that. And, I was just suggesting that the guy posting in multiple threads about finding such meds take the same safe route I did a couple years ago and consult with a doctor.
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Actually, I'm kind of wondering what the deal is with Viagra, Cialis, Lavitra... Why is there an entire industry for keeping men virile into old age, and not a single pill for satisfying women? It's not even being researched.
Okay, so in answer to your question...
https://www.healthline.com/health-news/how-female-viagra-made-a-comeback#1
From the article -- "Addyi, also known as flibanserin, is a daily, nonhormonal prescription pill for women in premenopause who suffer from hypoactive sexual desire disorder (HSDD). In other words, it’s for women who experience a chronically low libido that causes extreme interpersonal strain and distress."
So, you're wrong. Whenever you're ready you can post your apology ;)
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Eljorn my friend, I lost count of the number of ways Psi was wrong in this thread.
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I wonder if HSDD was my late wife’s problem the last several years of her life. . . . . . .
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So, you're wrong. Whenever you're ready you can post your apology ;)
I was wrong, thank you for the link.
Development by Boehringer Ingelheim was halted in October 2010 following a negative evaluation by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration. So, let me amend that to In America. That's why I hadn't heard of it, it got shut down by the FDA. The rights to the drug were then transferred to Sprout Pharmaceuticals, which achieved approval of the drug by the US FDA in August 2015.
So, apparently, it's okay for approval, if the right company is manufacturing it? (Incidentally, located on Six Forks Road, in Raleigh NC. Instead of Germany.) Let me do some more research, but again. Thank you Eljorn.
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So, you're wrong. Whenever you're ready you can post your apology ;)
I was wrong, thank you for the link.
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Thank you Eljorn.
Thanks for the apology, and I apologize for being a bit snarky in my post.
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Two woo's.
It's nice seeing an apology on this board once in a while.
:)
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I was recently arrogantly insulted in this thread, and instead of lashing out, I let it go. I took into account the person that insulted me probably is incapable of understanding that they did. Still would be nice if they eventually noticed, and I got an apology too.
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I am sorry, jed_.
We do have several prickly pears here. And, alas, I fear I am one.
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I am sorry, jed_.
We do have several prickly pears here. And, alas, I fear I am one.
Oh you must know you never offended me.
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What part of a womans body turns you on the most, besides the obvious t&a?
I certainly agree that a woman's eyes can be incredibly sexy. Clean, silky hair is another sexy feature. More than once I've had to restrain the urge to run my fingers through a woman's hair.
I've also been turned on from looking directly down at the top of of a woman's head. Of course that makes sense when she's on her knees in front of me, but I've noticed a time or two on a crowded bus when I was standing and a woman was seated, facing away from me that my thoughts were abruptly diverted to a rather graphic fantasy.
So I vote for hair if I only get one vote. Hair and eyes if I can have two votes.
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What part of a womans body turns you on the most, besides the obvious t&a?
Clean, silky hair is another sexy feature. More than once I've had to restrain the urge to run my fingers through a woman's hair.
Restrain from running your fingers through her hair. Are you speaking about random women you may encounter, Remy? hahaha. I'd advise against that. hahaha, yeah I'd totally freak if some guy happened to start running his fingers through my hair. Ewww. I'd much rather have my ass grabbed.
But hair is a good one, and not something I would have thought of. But there has been the occasional guy who I see and think, 'woah, nice hair.'
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Restrain from running your fingers through her hair. Are you speaking about random women you may encounter, Remy? hahaha. I'd advise against that. hahaha, yeah I'd totally freak if some guy happened to start running his fingers through my hair. Ewww. I'd much rather have my ass grabbed.
MJ...ideas are dangerous things around me...please don't give me any.
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What part of a womans body turns you on the most, besides the obvious t&a?
Clean, silky hair is another sexy feature. More than once I've had to restrain the urge to run my fingers through a woman's hair.
Restrain from running your fingers through her hair. Are you speaking about random women you may encounter, Remy? hahaha. I'd advise against that. hahaha, yeah I'd totally freak if some guy happened to start running his fingers through my hair. Ewww. I'd much rather have my ass grabbed.
But hair is a good one, and not something I would have thought of. But there has been the occasional guy who I see and think, 'woah, nice hair.'
Whoa! Did you just give me permission to grab your ass? :D
Seriously, I've never touched anyone inappropriately and never would. I have too much respect for a person's personal space, whatever their gender.
In my mind though...all bets are off. Fantasizing is all I got left, and ain't nobody can take that away from me.
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Whoa! Did you just give me permission to grab your ass? :D
hahaha. No, Remy. I did not. Nice try though. ;)
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Hmmm, may I grab your ass?
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Hmmm, may I grab your ass?
Another female, that I know? Heck yeah, all day long sister. ;)
My gf's and I used to do it as a joke all the time. I forget how it all started.
As for the boys, early 20's in a crowded bar, having a hand give a feel was a constant experience. You never knew who it was because it was packed. Something they got their thrill from. Since then, it's only happened to me one time. A Tiger baseball game we were in one of the suites a mid 60ish client had rented out. Maybe 30 of us in there. The 60 year olds hand went from one cheek and slid across to the other. He knew immediately I was not too happy about it and apologized.
So guys, what is it about feeling a female butt packed in tight jeans? I mean, you could just as easily feel the same thing with one of your male friends.
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So guys, what is it about feeling a female butt packed in tight jeans?
There's nothing quite like grabbing a sexy firm woman's butt and making her whimper.
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It would seem to be a statement of power.
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So guys, what is it about feeling a female butt packed in tight jeans?
There's nothing quite like grabbing a sexy firm woman's butt and making her whimper.
hahaha Johnny. I can say with 100% certainty that I never whimpered. It was more of a growl. ;) And I know you're too much of a gentleman to do that Johnny.
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True confession: I have never grabbed a woman's ass unless I was already in a consensual situation with her (either a full blown relationship or a one night stand).
I guess I know about boundaries and stuff. I've been married, have kids, in case you're wondering how old I am.
Yet I also engage in BDSM on occasion (dominant role). Funny world isn't it? The real perverts are often not who you expect.
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I've *had* my ass (in tight Levis) grabbed by an unknown female assailant in the 'Greek wedding dance' at a Greek Festival in Phoenix.
Jeez... most everyone there was Greek... I *hope* it was a female assailant! :emot_laughing: I'd already had more than a few shots of ouzo.
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Hmmm, may I grab your ass?
Another female, that I know? Heck yeah, all day long sister. ;)
Sounds like discrimination to me.
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I mean, you could just as easily feel the same thing with one of your male friends.
No.
By that I mean HELL NO!
Not the same thing at all...
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It really is. An unwanted sexual touch is still an unwelcome sexual touch.
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So guys, what is it about feeling a female butt packed in tight jeans?
There's nothing quite like grabbing a sexy firm woman's butt and making her whimper.
hahaha Johnny. I can say with 100% certainty that I never whimpered. It was more of a growl. ;) And I know you're too much of a gentleman to do that Johnny.
Grabbing without consent? Not even an option.
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It really is. An unwanted sexual touch is still an unwelcome sexual touch.
I agree with that 1000%. I think we're talking about different things here.
I was responding to MJ where she said I mean, you could just as easily feel the same thing with one of your male friends.
I took that to mean she was saying that touching another male would be no different than touching a female, because a human derriere is pretty much the same on both sexes. I apologize if I misinterpreted.
My personal belief is pretty simple. Everyone's personal space should be respected at all times, without regard to gender, age, ethnicity, religious beliefs, education, sexual orientation or which football team they root for. Period.
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Everyone's personal space should be respected at all times, without regard to gender, age, ethnicity, religious beliefs, education, sexual orientation or which football team they root for.
Yeah, i always had a problem with boy's grabass, and accusations of "Homo" sexuality in environments like the Football team. I don't understand it, but there's a whole lot of sexual harassment-to-assault in that kind of environment. So, i guess that's on topic.
Guys, what's up with that? What exactly motivates some of you to slap each other's asses, and then call each other "Fag," and what if any connection does it have to Football? I mean, I've seen my brother-in-law do this same shit with his Fantasy Football friends, and that's around nachos with a suitcase of Bud Light. They don't do that any other time, if they're sitting around, drinking, and watching Basketball, there's no homo-sexual harassment/assaults. It's weird.
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I can't answer from experience, never having been one of life's "jocks", but I can give an insight from a scientific point of view;
The kind of locker-room man-handling you refer to happens in many team sports and in the military. It is genuine male-bonding, and provides a border-line romantic link between closely-linked males who's lives (historically) depended on close support and teamwork (eg long-distance hunting parties, or raids on rival tribes).
It is believed [by some, speculating rarely loosely in light of lack of physical evidence] that this survival-enhancing bonding the origin of, or linked to, the origin of male homosexuality. Whilst "full" homosexuality does not ensure the survival of that particular individual's genes, it does increase the chance of transmission of the closely-related genes of the extended family or tribe.
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This stems from a conversation I overheard at another table when out at a burger place.
First of all, it's a burger bar. That's their thing. In fact, the name of it is Detroit Burger Bar. The burgers are huge. I don't order their regular hamburgers because they're huge and I don't like opening my mouth so wide trying to fit the thing in. At least not in public I never would. I order ham and cheese sliders. On to my question.....
Mark and I were having our drinks waiting for our food enjoying the music and watching a poker tournament on the television. The table across the aisle from us had their food delivered. A man and three boys, one being his son, the other two were friends of the boy. The boys were in all in soccer uniform. One of the boys begins to cut his hamburger in half. The dad says, "Boys, a little fatherly advice for you. Never cut a burger in half. You look like a pussy doing that. You hold the whole thing in your hands like a man."
I'm thinking it was the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. When I asked Mark after leaving the restaurant, he said, "Never thought about it, but I've never cut a burger in half."
So, is that a man rule?
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Back home we had a couple places that served 3/4 lb burgers.
You had to cut it in half or you couldn't pick the thing up, it was almost a foot in diameter.
#Resist
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I’ve never had to cut a burger in half to eat it and I’ve never seen another man cut a burger in half to eat one.
From the net,
My bet is well over 80% of heterosexual men do not cut their burgers in half. The heterosexual men who do cut their burgers in half are likely all dainty queefs such as Donald Trump.
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It seems extremely strange that you would not make it easier to eat. My father often cuts a chili burger in half if is not so sloppy as to require knife and fork.
Size and maneuverability is important. But I guess there are some out there who place machoness on inconsequential things.
For me, a man proves himself manly by how he behaves towards others, not how eats his hamburger.
A true expression of manliness was displayed by Arland William during the Washington DC 14th Street Bridge crash in the Potomac. He continually passed the helecopter lifeline to others in the water with him, even though he was the one who caught it several times. He was the only one of the survivors of the crash to die of drowning. He took care of others who were weaker, in more dire condition, before he looked to himself.
That is the measure of a man.
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True confession: I have never grabbed a woman's ass unless I was already in a consensual situation with her (either a full blown relationship or a one night stand).
I can truthfully say the same. I never groped or tried to kiss unbidden. Ever.
Forcing myself onto others just isn't in me.
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It seems extremely strange that you would not make it easier to eat. My father often cuts a chili burger in half if is not so sloppy as to require knife and fork.
Size and maneuverability is important. But I guess there are some out there who place machoness on inconsequential things.
For me, a man proves himself manly by how he behaves towards others, not how eats his hamburger.
I'd suspect that the majority of straight women would certainly agree that "size and maneuverability is important."
But that's a topic for another thread.
Meanwhile, among the list of things that I've never understood about men, probably the top item on the list is the seeming random definitions -- definitions that quickly become hard and fast rules -- of machoness and manliness. Real Men do this, and Real Men don't do that.
I try very hard not to judge or stereotype men, but refusing to do something as simple and practical as cutting your hamburger in half for ease of consumption because "Real Men Don't Do That" is as absurd as it is laughable.
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This stems from a conversation I overheard at another table when out at a burger place.
First of all, it's a burger bar. That's their thing. In fact, the name of it is Detroit Burger Bar. The burgers are huge. I don't order their regular hamburgers because they're huge and I don't like opening my mouth so wide trying to fit the thing in. At least not in public I never would. I order ham and cheese sliders. On to my question.....
Mark and I were having our drinks waiting for our food enjoying the music and watching a poker tournament on the television. The table across the aisle from us had their food delivered. A man and three boys, one being his son, the other two were friends of the boy. The boys were in all in soccer uniform. One of the boys begins to cut his hamburger in half. The dad says, "Boys, a little fatherly advice for you. Never cut a burger in half. You look like a pussy doing that. You hold the whole thing in your hands like a man."
I'm thinking it was the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. When I asked Mark after leaving the restaurant, he said, "Never thought about it, but I've never cut a burger in half."
So, is that a man rule?
In a place like that I’d probably cut the burger in half to give half to my girlfriend (who I have never seen eat a burger). Otherwise, I don’t recall cutting any sandwich in half for myself with a few exceptions (below). And, I’m often annoyed when they come pre-cut, as cutting just seems to make it harder to keep things from falling out and making a mess.
I eat a burger probably around 5 to 10 times a year and often only a McDonald’s quarter pounder that I only get when I’m driving long distance as it can be eaten while driving. I hate over portioned food, which is probably why the non-quarter pounder burgers I eat, I usually make myself. When I see the huge size of most restaurant burgers, I’m not the least bit tempted to order one.
I do recall a couple times getting a messy chili burger as katiebee described, and then I had no problem using a knife and fork to eat it. I tend to wear my food, so that’s a safe option. My girlfriend watches me eat and constantly says she needs to get me a bib.
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Meanwhile, among the list of things that I've never understood about men, probably the top item on the list is the seeming random definitions -- definitions that quickly become hard and fast rules -- of machoness and manliness. Real Men do this, and Real Men don't do that.
I try very hard not to judge or stereotype men, but refusing to do something as simple and practical as cutting your hamburger in half for ease of consumption because "Real Men Don't Do That" is as absurd as it is laughable.
I eat quiche and have never noticed a drop in my testosterone.
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I try very hard not to judge or stereotype men, but refusing to do something as simple and practical as cutting your hamburger in half for ease of consumption because "Real Men Don't Do That" is as absurd as it is laughable.
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I'd posit real men (whatever that means) should decide for themselves how to proceed rather than rely on externally coerced stereotypes.
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The dad says, "Boys, a little fatherly advice for you. Never cut a burger in half. You look like a pussy doing that. You hold the whole thing in your hands like a man."
Well, I can feild this one, but first let me get #NotAllMen out of the way. ^There's your answer. We get taught these things by men, as boys. I did, because I was misdiagnosed as male at birth, so I grew up in the locker room, and so forth. My father didn't teach me this Burger Rule, but I heard it.
That's how it gets around, you grow up around other boys, who pass on this Power Assertive (That's basically the set of behaviour we're talking about) advice from. It's distaff counterpart is "Smile, you're never going to get any attention from boys walking around with a sourpuss all the time. You know, you'd be so much prettier if you smiled more?"
Real men drive muscle cars, that's how you pick up chix, and for the love of God never cut your burger in half like a pussy. Swallow it hole, like a man. We even have a topic here, of Advice for My Boys (http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=25117.0). It's almost as if boys don't have any more choice in what sexist stereotypical behaviors they're allowed to do than girls are.
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It's almost as if boys don't have any more choice in what sexist stereotypical behaviors they're allowed to do than girls are.
I agree wholeheartedly with that. Men are every bit as locked into fixed gender roles as women are and are subject to just as must ridicule and ostracism for daring to violate them.
Believe me, I know.
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Real men have appropriate table manners.
At least I do, lest my grandmother admonish me from beyond the grave.
#Resist
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It's almost as if boys don't have any more choice in what sexist stereotypical behaviors they're allowed to do than girls are.
I agree wholeheartedly with that. Men are every bit as locked into fixed gender roles as women are and are subject to just as must ridicule and ostracism for daring to violate them.
Believe me, I know.
“Advice for my boys” is about gentlemanly behavior and saviore faire. It’s not about truck mudding and cutting your burger in half. Don’t fold my thread into this one.
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“Advice for my boys” is about gentlemanly behavior and saviore faire. It’s not about truck mudding and cutting your burger in half. Don’t fold my thread into this one.
First of all, your thread? The thread you didn't even contribute to until 12 pages, and 3 YEARS after it was going just fine without you, that thread? Being the last one to post in it doesn't make this my thread, man.
Secondly, you know what a man does standing up, a woman does sitting down, and a dog on 3 legs?
Shake hands. Chivalry is endangered, and society as a whole will be better when it's finally extinct. Having 1 different sets of rules for men, and women?
The word for that is Sexism.
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“Advice for my boys” is about gentlemanly behavior and saviore faire. It’s not about truck mudding and cutting your burger in half. Don’t fold my thread into this one.
First of all, your thread? The thread you didn't even contribute to until 12 pages, and 3 YEARS after it was going just fine without you, that thread? Being the last one to post in it doesn't make this my thread, man.
Secondly, you know what a man does standing up, a woman does sitting down, and a dog on 3 legs?
Shake hands. Chivalry is endangered, and society as a whole will be better when it's finally extinct. Having 1 different sets of rules for men, and women?
The word for that is Sexism.
Are we going to have to move every thread in this forum to 1408? I can’t be sexist with you, because frankly your sex is a mystery to everyone here, including yourself. Your porn sucks, your pontifications are unbearable, and you’re not an expert on anything, other than playing the role of a victim. You are apparently a thrice convicted criminal, with some gender issues. Fuck. No wonder they ran you out of RU.
Peace out.
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I don't get how cutting a burger in half makes it easier to eat. You aren't reducing the height (and thus the required amount of jaw opening), but you are increasing the edge area for the toppings to be squeezed out of while you are eating it. I wouldn't say it "makes you look like a pussy", but it is kind of weird.
I suppose I have been known to do equally weird things though, like disassembling burgers to transfer the overabundance of lettuce to my salad, or to remove toppings that I don't like but didn't say anything about when ordering (pickles and mustard are the usual suspects there).
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“Advice for my boys” is about gentlemanly behavior and saviore faire. It’s not about truck mudding and cutting your burger in half. Don’t fold my thread into this one.
First of all, your thread? The thread you didn't even contribute to until 12 pages, and 3 YEARS after it was going just fine without you, that thread? Being the last one to post in it doesn't make this my thread, man.
Secondly, you know what a man does standing up, a woman does sitting down, and a dog on 3 legs?
Shake hands. Chivalry is endangered, and society as a whole will be better when it's finally extinct. Having 1 different sets of rules for men, and women?
The word for that is Sexism.
Are we going to have to move every thread in this forum to 1408? I can’t be sexist with you, because frankly your sex is a mystery to everyone here, including yourself. Your porn sucks, your pontifications are unbearable, and you’re not an expert on anything, other than playing the role of a victim. You are apparently a thrice convicted criminal, with some gender issues. Fuck. No wonder they ran you out of RU.
Peace out.
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Are we going to have to move every thread in this forum to 1408?
A good point....
I can’t be sexist with you, because frankly your sex is a mystery to everyone here, including yourself. Your porn sucks, your pontifications are unbearable, and you’re not an expert on anything, other than playing the role of a victim. You are apparently a thrice convicted criminal, with some gender issues. Fuck. No wonder they ran you out of RU.
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Wow. 15 responses about cutting a burger in half.
Lev, I cut all my sandwiches in half. At Subway, I like to get the 6 inches...I ask them to cut it down to 3 small pieces because it's just easier to eat. Same with a bagel...cut in half and I can put the cut end in my mouth, WITHOUT having to stretch my lips around. I like to try to be delicate with my food and not look like a cow shoving something in its mouth. Size and maneuverability, as Katie worded it best.
Like Barb, I'm baffled by the way many men think, and how they feel the need to do things a certain way all in the spirit of masculinity.
Many guys I dated would open the car door for me when it was just us. With their friends around, nope. They would hold hands, but not with their friends around. Out to a restaurant or bar with just me, they'd have a sweet sound to their voice, be polite, and seem intelligent. With their boys there I could expect profanity and dumbed down talk, "fucking Lions suck ass..." or "I flipped off an asshole driving to work today" or "my fucking car has to get a brake job". Or one of the manliest things to do... nudging a friend as a cute girl walks by and they both look her up and down from head to toe, which usually ends with the two exchanging shit- eating grins and nodding to each other in their unspoken language. If any of my bf's did that in my presence, I can assure you I shut that shit down, they only did it that one time in my presence.
There are a million man rules, I'm sure. I think being ridiculed for cutting a burger in half might be among the dumbest things I've ever heard.
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Wow. 15 responses about cutting a burger in half.
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Like Barb, I'm baffled by the way many men think, and how they feel the need to do things a certain way all in the spirit of masculinity.
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There are a million man rules, I'm sure. I think being ridiculed for cutting a burger in half might be among the dumbest things I've ever heard.
What I find most curious about this sidetrack discussion is that it is men that brought this up, and who indicated that this is a thing.
I'm well aware of the many things that men do to express, as Katie wonderfully put it, their "machoness." And I'm also aware of the unwritten rules and fierce social pressure for men to conform to these "dictates of machoness."
But cutting a hamburger in half? Really?
To sidetrack this sidetrack, I'm wracking my brain to come up with even one unwritten rule among women regarding the obligation to express "femininity." It's true that women do many things regarding their looks and appearances, thing that many men find utterly ridiculous. And it's also true that some women "conform" in they way they dress and make themselves appear.
But this has nothing to due with rigid conformity to strict rules defining "girlyness."
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I can’t be sexist with you, because frankly your sex is a mystery to everyone here, including yourself.
Oh, right. I forgot, some schmo on the internet doesn't understand a complete stranger, so he's going to tell me, my own gender is a mystery to me. I don't understand myself? Of course, that's not sexist at all. I bow to your infinite wisdom, man.
Your porn sucks, your pontifications are unbearable, and you’re not an expert on anything, other than playing the role of a victim.
Then don't read it. Any of it. I clearly mark everything with Trigger Warnings, so people like you can avoid seeing anything outside of you comfortable little worldview. Go back to your safe place, snowflake, where people being ourselves don't huwt yow fwagow widdow fewwings.
You are apparently a thrice convicted criminal, with some gender issues. Fuck. No wonder they ran you out of RU.
Thank you for trying to contribute something, instead of just quietly jacking off in your man cave to other people's hard work. Apparently you can find something you do like, here. I suggest you go back to that, and keep your nose out of my business. I have work to do, and I've been told by professionals that I'm just confused.
Go fuck yourself, because you obviously can't pay anyone else to do it for you, or come up with a sexy fantasy of your own. Even Merv's Hot Boss's Wife was hijacked, so you can call me "dear" and tell me all about your alleged sexual experiences with Baylor Cheerleaders. You don't even have porn to suck.
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I have a question: What's with men telling women ("Real" women, not transgender) about fashion, and all things being female, as if women don't understand what dressing like a slut means?
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Let's all take another look at the rules. Specifically rule # 1 and rule # 5
1. Threatening or intimidating behaviour is not tolerated.
5. Please, no personal insults, except in Room 1408.
In other words, knock this shit off!
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Meanwhile, back to the important stuff. I’ve never seen a woman or girl cut a burger in half either, so how is it feminine?
Oh and Jules, I hold my girlfriend’s hand around my friends with equal frequency to when we’re alone. But I do know some (insecure) guys won’t. But then we’re still at this stage where we’re thrilled to have someone and can’t keep our hands off each other. It’s probably sickening to watch us, but I don’t give a shit. . . . LOL
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“Advice for my boys” is about gentlemanly behavior and saviore faire. It’s not about truck mudding and cutting your burger in half. Don’t fold my thread into this one.
First of all, your thread? The thread you didn't even contribute to until 12 pages, and 3 YEARS after it was going just fine without you, that thread? Being the last one to post in it doesn't make this my thread, man.
Secondly, you know what a man does standing up, a woman does sitting down, and a dog on 3 legs?
Shake hands. Chivalry is endangered, and society as a whole will be better when it's finally extinct. Having 1 different sets of rules for men, and women?
The word for that is Sexism.
You're new here, and if you were a little more versed in KB and it's history, you'd know that the user currently known as "Mervinh2o" started that thread and was the primary contributor to the thread.
You're correct: No one "owns" threads, neither threads that they started nor threads that they heavily contribute to. But "Mervinh2o" is perfectly correct in referring to is as "my thread." He's neither claiming ownership nor dictating what may or may not be posted there.
On top of that, you clearly do not understand the point of that thread. It's beauty is that it's free from politics and polemics, and, in it's way, it is somewhat "old fashioned." But, if I me be so bold, it has one over-arching theme: Respect, and especially, respect for women.
While your comments indicate that you believe respect is something you hope will become extinct, I strongly suspect that that is not the case.
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You're new here, and if you were a little more versed in KB and it's history, you'd know that the user currently known as "Mervinh2o" started that thread and was the primary contributor to the thread.
Okay, I noticed that the OP was a dead account, but had no way of knowing it was Mervin's old one. My mistake.
On top of that, you clearly do not understand the point of that thread. It's beauty is that it's free from politics and polemics, and, in it's way, it is somewhat "old fashioned." But, if I me be so bold, it has one over-arching theme: Respect, and especially, respect for women.
Okay, that explains why it's in Fun&Games instead of 1408, but it's also one of those subjects like Politics, and Religion. I didn't say anything there, because it is all fun, and games, but this is in Sex Talk, and if I may, that includes Sexist Talk. At least to me. "Respect," as it's intended on chivalrous men's part can be condescending to downright insulting on the women's part, when it comes to things like making sure they don't have to open a door for themselves, because they're weak, and fragile likeat.
That's the chivalrous "Respect" I'd like to see just die. In this day, and age, where women can be MMA fighters, fighter pilots, and superheros from outer space. Let me point out that Captain Marvel's role in the MCU isn't Wonder-Woman's in the Justice League, she's Superman (Also, the "Tank" is Captain America. And the Demi-god is a tall blond with a great body.) Now, if Comic Book nerds, of all people, can accept that Superman for all intents and purposes can be played by a cute little blond, then she can, in fact, open her own damned door, and pull out her own damned chair.
It's not respect when you force it on her, then demand she "Smile" so you know she likes it.
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Okay, that explains why it's in Fun&Games instead of 1408, but it's also one of those subjects like Politics, and Religion. I didn't say anything there, because it is all fun, and games, but this is in Sex Talk, and if I may, that includes Sexist Talk. At least to me. "Respect," as it's intended on chivalrous men's part can be condescending to downright insulting on the women's part, when it comes to things like making sure they don't have to open a door for themselves, because they're weak, and fragile likeat.
That's the chivalrous "Respect" I'd like to see just die. In this day, and age, where women can be MMA fighters, fighter pilots, and superheros from outer space. Let me point out that Captain Marvel's role in the MCU isn't Wonder-Woman's in the Justice League, she's Superman (Also, the "Tank" is Captain America. And the Demi-god is a tall blond with a great body.) Now, if Comic Book nerds, of all people, can accept that Superman for all intents and purposes can be played by a cute little blond, then she can, in fact, open her own damned door, and pull out her own damned chair.
It's not respect when you force it on her, then demand she "Smile" so you know she likes it.
The only reason I had a relatively mild objection to your comments is because I find this thread, and the parallel thread for women, to be wonderful sources of information, learning, and insight.
The majority of posts in both threads are genuine requests for information, and this provides a wonderful opportunity for people who have real questions, or who want to correct misunderstandings, or who have inquiries they might be afraid to ask or do not have the opportunity to ask. Or, of course, to provide information to those who seek it.
And that's why I reacted to the politicizing and polemicizing. It's not a thread for debating sexual politics, or discussing the viability social mores. And the more this happens, the less useful these threads will become, and -- perhaps worse -- the less encouraged people will feel to post questions for fear of being mocked or scorned for their "ignorance."
Posters in these threads should take care not to force The Mods to move them to 1408. I don't have the slightest problem with threads about sexual politics, social mores, smashing stereotypes, etc. But that's not what these threads are all about. And perverting them into debate or argument threads does them a grave disservice.
Look at it this way: As an aggressively vanilla and comparatively inexperienced person, I could make a rather long list of things I've learned since joining KB -- things I likely would have never learned if I hadn't spent time here. This has served both to greatly broaden my insight and understanding, and, perhaps more important, it has led me to have an incomparably higher level of tolerance and acceptance of others, especially in the area of sex and sexuality. And I am certain that I am far from alone in this respect.
As I said, debates and arguments about sexual politics and sexual polemics are perfectly viable, and they certainly have their place on KB. However, these two parallel thread are not, in my opinion, the place.
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The only reason I had a relatively mild objection to your comments is because I find this thread, and the parallel thread for women, to be wonderful sources of information, learning, and insight.
Fair enough, I sincerely apologize for derailing.
Okay guys: What's with Diet Beer? Miller64, you're drinking, out with your Hipster friends (Just watch the commercial) and even singing a Vikingesque drinking shanty on a tailgate with your girlfriends around the fire, and you're counting Calories? I just heard an ad, and honestly, I don't understand trendy manly men with douchebangs counting calories, to the point of putting the calorie count in the logo. Am I the only one who wants to pop open a can of spinach, and punch out a bully? Pirates don't count calories!
Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWOdSC9pUwI)
Also, ethanol is a multi-systemic depressant. It's not the calories that gives you beer gut, the active ingredient can crash your metabolism if you drink enough, often enough, but for some reason they don't print that on the superslim can of Michelob Ultra. The Virginia Slims of Beer. You've come a long way, baby.
Side effects may include ulcers, cirrossis, and ascites. Please diet responsibly.
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Let's all take another look at the rules. Specifically rule # 1 and rule # 5
1. Threatening or intimidating behaviour is not tolerated.
5. Please, no personal insults, except in Room 1408.
In other words, knock this shit off!
Jules is displeased. Which means shut the fuck up and do something else.
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Let's all take another look at the rules. Specifically rule # 1 and rule # 5
1. Threatening or intimidating behaviour is not tolerated.
5. Please, no personal insults, except in Room 1408.
In other words, knock this shit off!
Jules is displeased. Which means shut the fuck up and do something else.
No, it doesn't mean that.
The point is that it's possible to have a discussion -- even a heated or pointed discussion -- without having to resort to threats, intimidation, and personal insults. So it's not "shut the fuck up," it's if you want to join this discussion on this particular sub-board, then do so in a civil manner.
In other words, there are places on KB where flaming and personal insults can have free reign; this, simply, isn't one of those places.
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There are places on KB where flaming and personal insults can have free reign; this, simply, isn't one of those places.
Uhm,
I can’t be sexist with you, because frankly your sex is a mystery to everyone here, including yourself. Your porn sucks, your pontifications are unbearable, and you’re not an expert on anything, other than playing the role of a victim. You are apparently a thrice convicted criminal, with some gender issues. Fuck. No wonder they ran you out of RU.
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There are places on KB where flaming and personal insults can have free reign; this, simply, isn't one of those places.
Uhm,
I can’t be sexist with you, because frankly your sex is a mystery to everyone here, including yourself. Your porn sucks, your pontifications are unbearable, and you’re not an expert on anything, other than playing the role of a victim. You are apparently a thrice convicted criminal, with some gender issues. Fuck. No wonder they ran you out of RU.
Fair point.
I'd argue, perhaps pointlessly, that assertions like Schmo's are made from a position of such gross stupidity that they are far too ignorant and troglodytic to be insulting.
Then again, labeling someone "stupid," "ignorant," and "troglodytic" probably invalidates my point -- and it probably violates Board rules for non-1408 threads.
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Then again, labeling someone "stupid," "ignorant," and "troglodytic" probably invalidates my point -- and it probably violates Board rules for non-1408 threads.
If you give yourself a boo, I'll give you a woo to cancel it out. I just have to say, my outbursts weren't completely unprovoked.
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Let's all take another look at the rules. Specifically rule # 1 and rule # 5
1. Threatening or intimidating behaviour is not tolerated.
5. Please, no personal insults, except in Room 1408.
In other words, knock this shit off!
Jules is displeased. Which means shut the fuck up and do something else.
No, it doesn't mean that.
The point is that it's possible to have a discussion -- even a heated or pointed discussion -- without having to resort to threats, intimidation, and personal insults. So it's not "shut the fuck up," it's if you want to join this discussion on this particular sub-board, then do so in a civil manner.
In other words, there are places on KB where flaming and personal insults can have free reign; this, simply, isn't one of those places.
Oh yes it does. Don't piss Jules off. :emot_weird: You'll live longer. ;D
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I'm sure Minty is perfectly capable of expressing her own displeasure.
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I warned you. Don't say I didn't.
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Let's all take another look at the rules. Specifically rule # 1 and rule # 5
1. Threatening or intimidating behaviour is not tolerated.
5. Please, no personal insults, except in Room 1408.
In other words, knock this shit off!
Jules is displeased. Which means shut the fuck up and do something else.
No, it doesn't mean that.
The point is that it's possible to have a discussion -- even a heated or pointed discussion -- without having to resort to threats, intimidation, and personal insults. So it's not "shut the fuck up," it's if you want to join this discussion on this particular sub-board, then do so in a civil manner.
In other words, there are places on KB where flaming and personal insults can have free reign; this, simply, isn't one of those places.
Oh yes it does. Don't piss Jules off. :emot_weird: You'll live longer. ;D
That's an excellent point...
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Have any of you guys ever worn a butt plug? For a minute, an hour, or for a day? l ask because I was looking through recent posts, and LittlyAmy posted a picture of the insertion of one. It was a female. I didn't go through but three or four pages, but noticed there were no guys in any of the pictures.
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I have never had a butt plug in me. Now, other toys.... 8)
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So, when you get an erection, do you feel the urge to take care of it? Or as you put it in the sister thread, do you need to find "an excuse to hit the restrooms and rub one out?"
It depends on the reason for the erection. I wouldn’t imagine a woman feels the need to go pet the mouse every time a little it gets a little moist. I can say when I was younger, hard-on was like a crying baby- you just have to pacify it... though it’s led to a daily whacking off at work...sometimes twice.
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Have any of you guys ever worn a butt plug? For a minute, an hour, or for a day? l ask because I was looking through recent posts, and LittlyAmy posted a picture of the insertion of one. It was a female. I didn't go through but three or four pages, but noticed there were no guys in any of the pictures.
That would be a no.
I didn't even know what one was until a few years ago. Oh crap, maybe that sentence should have gone into the I Hate to Admit This topic. :-[
Let's just say I've learned a lot on this board.
Remmy
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Guys:
If you had the chance to engage in a FMM threesome, where the other man was as interested in you as he was in her, would you go for it?
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If you had the chance to engage in a FMM threesome, where the other man was as interested in you as he was in her, would you go for it?
Never stopped me (Physically male) before.
For your first threesome, regardless of the gender combination, just sit back and let them (Assuming they're more experienced) do all the heavy lifting/enjoy the show. Don't feel responsible for performing, at all.
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Guys:
If you had the chance to engage in a FMM threesome, where the other man was as interested in you as he was in her, would you go for it?
I’ve had FMM encounters in the past, with very little MM involved. I’m in a FFM at the moment, and both women are very interested in seeing me with a male. I mean they go *nuts* any time the subject arises. So the answer is yes, under the right circumstances, I would.
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Guys:
If you had the chance to engage in a FMM threesome, where the other man was as interested in you as he was in her, would you go for it?
Nope. Not interested at all
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Yes, I'd be on board. Although, if it were to take place now, at my age, I'm sure the woman would feel "short" changed. Hopefully the other male would be up to the task of "filling" her needs. ;D
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Guys:
If you had the chance to engage in a FMM threesome, where the other man was as interested in you as he was in her, would you go for it?
Good question. And honestly, I'm not sure. IN order for it to work, I'd have to get past all the (Pecksniffian? I really had the word in my head, but I lost it as I wrote this reply) crap that came about from being in an all-boys school.
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Guys:
If you had the chance to engage in a FMM threesome, where the other man was as interested in you as he was in her, would you go for it?
Probably not. The only threesome I was in was an MFM and that was basically happenstance that it occured.
#Resist
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Guys:
If you had the chance to engage in a FMM threesome, where the other man was as interested in you as he was in her, would you go for it?
Not this guy. One hundred percent hetero.
Honestly, I don't think I'd even want FFM. To me it just seems that one-on-one is ideal.
I'm probably in a very tiny minority about that, but hey, I am what I am.
I've had two different women on the same day on several occasions, but never felt the need for a 3-way.
Remmy
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Guys:
If you had the chance to engage in a FMM threesome, where the other man was as interested in you as he was in her, would you go for it?
Nope, not into guys. I don't mind if we both do HER, but an MFM isn't on my bucket list. I wouldn't ask for it, but I might agree to it if she wanted it. If the other guy was bi, he'd have to understand that I'm *not*. If he couldn't curb that interest, then I'd bug out.
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Guys:
If you had the chance to engage in a FMM threesome, where the other man was as interested in you as he was in her, would you go for it?
I like looking at well toned male bodies nearly as much as I do well toned female bodies.
But I never had any desire to touch or be touched by a male.
So, probably not.
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Guys:
If you had the chance to engage in a FMM threesome, where the other man was as interested in you as he was in her, would you go for it?
To be honest, yes, I would, at least the once.
I've watched MMF videos and found them... very interesting.
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Likewise. After much thought in the past few months I reckon I would be up for it...
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If you had the chance to engage in a FMM threesome, where the other man was as interested in you as he was in her, would you go for it?
I like looking at well toned male bodies nearly as much as I do well toned female bodies, but I never had any desire to touch or be touched by a male. So, probably not.
Good enough for me! Thank you both for the Inspiration. (http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=64521.msg527563#msg527563)
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Good enough for me! Thank you both for the Inspiration. (http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=64521.msg527563#msg527563)
De nada!
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This question stems from the attempted joke I made on the Congrats Katie thread (http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=64620.msg529898#msg529898)?
So when a guy ejaculates, is there a certain level of hardness it must be at?
I recall in sex-ed some 25 years ago that a man's penis must be erect for ejaculation. And in the past 25 years, my experience is that what I learned is correct.
There will likely reach a time (whether due to age or loss of libido) when a penis is not 100% erect, maybe only reaching 50%, or say 25%. Can one still ejaculate in those situations?
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So when a guy ejaculates, is there a certain level of hardness it must be at?
No, it helps make stimulating it easier, but a penis doesn't have to be erect at all. It also helps to have something sexy to think about, especially in cases of hysterical impotance. (That's where the fear of not getting it up keeps him from getting it up in a vicious self-defeating cycle.)
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As an old guy who hasn't been hard in years, (diabetes and high blood pressure meds) I can personally testify that indeed ejaculation is possible and still pleasurable. It takes more effort and time along with a lot of porno stories or videos.
Of course you have to define ejaculation as the expelling of male juices. I don't really spurt any distance, just dribble a bit. It keeps oozing out for some time after, so need time to finish "clean up". :facepalm:
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Of course you have to define ejaculation as the expelling of male juices.
Yeah, that's pretty much the definition.
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I'm not male, but I know that sometimes I play a game with my partner: can I get him to cum before he gets hard? THe answer is yes ;D
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As a diabetic and also on high blood pressure meds, it's been years since I've had a "stiffy"...but with effort and lots of porn I can still cum, even at my age. Without the hard on, the results don't spurt out anymore, just kinda of dribble and ooze. The important thing is, it's still pleasurable. ;D
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I'm not male, but I know that sometimes I play a game with my partner: can I get him to cum before he gets hard? THe answer is yes ;D
Okay, I need to know more.
So at what stage? Let's say complete hard is 180 degrees, 90 degrees is straight out, 0 degrees is totally limp.
Guys, have you ever ejaculated less than 90? 45? 0??
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I'm not male, but I know that sometimes I play a game with my partner: can I get him to cum before he gets hard? THe answer is yes ;D
Okay, I need to know more.
So at what stage? Let's say complete hard is 180 degrees, 90 degrees is straight out, 0 degrees is totally limp.
Guys, have you ever ejaculated less than 90? 45? 0??
See above post...and no, no video available. Tough enough working my little guy. :facepalm:
Oh also I'd say 45 degrees...too short to hang down over my sack. Just lays there on top of the boys. TMI???
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The answer to this I would not have known until I was past 52 when my erections became less reliably ‘on demand’ than they had been. Thankfully that particular blood flow issue is easy rectified. Since I’m only covered by insurance for 8 per month, I cut them in half which works fine. Occasionally I don’t need them at all, but I rarely leave that to chance.
So yes I can cum without being fully erect. I’m not exactly soft either, because my thoughts (and my hand) are too busy for me to remain soft. And I’m not wasting a pill, even a half of one, on just rubbing one out.
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I’ll leave it to the experts, but no I don’t ejaculate at 0% hardness. I don’t even feel horny at 0% hardness.
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I’ll leave it to the experts, but no I don’t ejaculate at 0% hardness. I don’t even feel horny at 0% hardness.
Your day will cum...er, come as you age. Then, welcome to the club. ;D
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I’ll leave it to the experts, but no I don’t ejaculate at 0% hardness. I don’t even feel horny at 0% hardness.
Your day will cum...er, come as you age. Then, welcome to the club. ;D
(https://sayingimages.com/wp-content/uploads/that-would-be-great-kill-me-meme.jpg)
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I’ll leave it to the experts, but no I don’t ejaculate at 0% hardness. I don’t even feel horny at 0% hardness.
Well flippetty floppetty, I thought we old farts WERE the experts?
I’m never at a state of the complete absence of being horny, but sometimes I’m completely soft. A month ago I was swimming in a very cold Atlantic Ocean with definite shrinkage going on, yet still found my lustful glaze lingering on several bikini clad girls.
That said, I made no attempt to jack off in the surf.
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Or...the pressure of politics is just too much sometimes. Having to kiss so much ass to get reelected takes it's toll. That can be a real "dick killer". Not sure what killing poor people would have to do with that tho'. :D
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That said, I made no attempt to jack off in the surf.
Talking Heads (1992)
(https://img.mercatinomusicale.com/p_m/45/10/4821045_1473280801.jpg)
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That said, I made no attempt to jack off in the surf.
Talking Heads (1992)
(https://img.mercatinomusicale.com/p_m/45/10/4821045_1473280801.jpg)
(https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ht672-wYelc.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/LN9GaXN.png)
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I’ll leave it to the experts, but no I don’t ejaculate at 0% hardness. I don’t even feel horny at 0% hardness.
Well flippetty floppetty, I thought we old farts WERE the experts?
I’m never at a state of the complete absence of being horny, but sometimes I’m completely soft. A month ago I was swimming in a very cold Atlantic Ocean with definite shrinkage going on, yet still found my lustful glaze lingering on several bikini clad girls.
That said, I made no attempt to jack off in the surf.
"Horny" is not the same as "aroused", though the former can often lead to the latter.
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I am perpetually horny, but I’m not “aroused” at 0% hardness. Does that make sense now?
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Erection isn't a very good indicator of anything.
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Erection isn't a very good indicator of anything.
Except of blood flow to the penile region.
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Except of blood flow to the penile region.
That's fairly constant (Hydraulics technician) it's restricting blood flow Out of the "Region" that causes erection.
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Vanbyrd responded to a comment to a story. The last line caught my eye...
I'm glad you said that. I feel the same way. Seen all the naked bodies and in the end they're all the same. But a story that gets you feeling hot and bothered ... that's the ticket! Sometimes no hands are needed.
So, can a guy ejaculate without touching it?
I would assume it's easier when younger, would that be correct?
Maybe with an erection and doing Kegels?
And if so, do you think it would be more intense without physical interaction with your penis? Or less intense of and O?
I'm asking Dan tonight to try.
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Vanbyrd responded to a comment to a story. The last line caught my eye...
I'm glad you said that. I feel the same way. Seen all the naked bodies and in the end they're all the same. But a story that gets you feeling hot and bothered ... that's the ticket! Sometimes no hands are needed.
So, can a guy ejaculate without touching it?
I would assume it's easier when younger, would that be correct?
Maybe with an erection and doing Kegels?
And if so, do you think it would be more intense without physical interaction with your penis? Or less intense of and O?
I'm asking Dan tonight to try.
I require some stimulation somewhere. So I have ejaculated with a finger up my ass, or my nipples being tweaked, or her breasts being rubbed in my face. But I have never sat in a chair, with nothing else going on, and ejaculated over reading a story. Then again, I’m not 16 any longer.
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I'm asking Dan tonight to try.
Then again, I’m not 16 any longer.
Dan said he is 100 percent positive he cant do it anymore. But when he was mid 30's and had a very inactive sex life while married 12 years ago. He would lay in bed in the middle of the night and after getting an erection, he would pump do Kegels. He'd think of erotic things. It would take forever but he would eventually ejaculate and says it was quite intense.
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I'm asking Dan tonight to try.
Then again, I’m not 16 any longer.
Dan said he is 100 percent positive he cant do it anymore. But when he was mid 30's and had a very inactive sex life while married 12 years ago. He would lay in bed in the middle of the night and after getting an erection, he would pump do Kegels. He'd think of erotic things. It would take forever but he would eventually ejaculate and says it was quite intense.
I am impressed. Take some photos for me. (https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1061/1924/products/Wink_Emoji_2_70x70.png?v=1485573517)
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Guys:
If you had the chance to engage in a FMM threesome, where the other man was as interested in you as he was in her, would you go for it?
Late to the party (story of my life) but here goes
Sadly I have never had a threesome of any sort, but at my time of life would be willing to partake in an FMM if the reward was an FFM with two nubile young ladies who would accept my oral skills over my lack of penis power.
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I'm asking Dan tonight to try.
Then again, I’m not 16 any longer.
Dan said he is 100 percent positive he cant do it anymore. But when he was mid 30's and had a very inactive sex life while married 12 years ago. He would lay in bed in the middle of the night and after getting an erection, he would pump do Kegels. He'd think of erotic things. It would take forever but he would eventually ejaculate and says it was quite intense.
Wow, wish I had thought of trying that.
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Us females are often curious about the male experience. This thread is so we can ask questions about it.
My question is
How do men walk without pinching your balls between your thighs?
A similar question. I noticed this with my boyfriend but never with any other guy I dated. One of his testicles hangs lower than the other. The left I think. He says all guys have one testicle hanging lower than the other so they are not constantly knocking into each other. Are you guys like that? And if so, is it always the left that is lower?
Why are women always doubting a mans word for everything? Your boyfriend is correct. Be very careful not too suck them together. Always gently,one by one while caressing the other . 8) :D
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I'm asking Dan tonight to try.
Then again, I’m not 16 any longer.
Dan said he is 100 percent positive he cant do it anymore. But when he was mid 30's and had a very inactive sex life while married 12 years ago. He would lay in bed in the middle of the night and after getting an erection, he would pump do Kegels. He'd think of erotic things. It would take forever but he would eventually ejaculate and says it was quite intense.
I'm impressed with Dan. I'm 35 now, and have never been able to cum without direct stimulation (as in, obviously, jerking off), even with the assistance of some kind of reading material.
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I have, however, had at least 3 occasions where I thrust into her in my dream and woke up after having ejaculated in my underwear.
I always thought wet dreams was a teenage occurrence. What is the oldest age some of you have ejaculated in your sleep?
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I have, however, had at least 3 occasions where I thrust into her in my dream and woke up after having ejaculated in my underwear.
I always thought wet dreams was a teenage occurrence. What is the oldest age some of you have ejaculated in your sleep?
Personally, never. I’ve always been able to find time and place to rub one out if necessary.
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This might have already been answered but I'm not going through 19 pages.
How much (in volume) does a guy ejaculate, say after 5 days since his last.
And I ask in that fashion (of 5 days) because I assume more volume builds over time since the previous ejaculation.
I'm sure google knows the answer but I want to know from you men. And you ladies from experience if you have seen what a guy produces when you're with him.
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Usually something about like this...
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My guess is one and a half mouthfuls.
This might have already been answered but I'm not going through 19 pages.
How much (in volume) does a guy ejaculate, say after 5 days since his last.
And I ask in that fashion (of 5 days) because I assume more volume builds over time since the previous ejaculation.
I'm sure google knows the answer but I want to know from you men. And you ladies from experience if you have seen what a guy produces when you're with him.
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Dont really think about how much when I'm taking him in my mouth, I either just swallow or let it slide out of my mouth. Taste decides what I do with it. So for all purposes I'll think about when he finishes on my stomach or wherever.
It's weird so I'm thinking if I scrape it off my body I would probably get about 3 or 4 tablespoons full... yes I am literally looking at a measuring tablespoon while typing this.
I did however date a guy who would cum a very large amount everytime we had sex. I'm talking about a dozen thick shots. He constantly took a shit ton of vitamins every day. He said it was the zinc he took. So I guess it depends on diet.
How about it men of KB who wants to participate in a little science experiment? Take a bunch of zinc, drink a bunch of water and then after 5 days, tell us the results. Dont use your measuring spoons though lol.
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According to the International Society of Sexual Medicine:
When a man reaches orgasm, he ejaculates fluid called semen. On average, men expel between 1.25 and 5.00 ml (1/4 of a teaspoon to 1 teaspoon) of semen each time they ejaculate. But this amount varies from man to man. Men usually produce the most semen when they're in their early thirties.
My personal experience is I’d estimate I produced about a tablespoon typically in my younger years. Now that I’m older, about a teaspoon.
It’s hard to say exactly, because if I’m excited, the stuff is flying all over the place, and defies measurement. If I have a nice quiet orgasm, and the sauce just runs out the top, it seems the volume is lower.
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This might have already been answered but I'm not going through 19 pages.
How much (in volume) does a guy ejaculate, say after 5 days since his last.
And I ask in that fashion (of 5 days) because I assume more volume builds over time since the previous ejaculation.
I'm sure google knows the answer but I want to know from you men. And you ladies from experience if you have seen what a guy produces when you're with him.
From past experience, I would say that after five days of rest, a man should be back shooting a full load. Depends on the age. If younger, he will be ready a day or two later. Then it also depends what foreplay is involved.
Looks like a yadda, yadda, yadda night for MJ. 8)
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So... I had "the snip" way back in early 70s and can't take part in Sheila's proposed test. All I can produce is pre-cum fluid sans sperm.
I do remember reading that if prostate isn't emptied for a time, the sperm is absorbed into the body. Sex stories of a guy saving up a couple weeks of sperm then flooding their partner are bogus
When wife was my Mistress, she'd have me masturbate for her as she watched and teased. I had to cum in a bowl and she'd then scoop my results up and feed it to me. Usually a couple teaspoons was all. Much less now that I'm a lot older.
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I once had an all nighter with a wonderful woman. By turn number 8 I pretty sure only dust came out :D
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This might have already been answered but I'm not going through 19 pages.
How much (in volume) does a guy ejaculate, say after 5 days since his last.
And I ask in that fashion (of 5 days) because I assume more volume builds over time since the previous ejaculation.
I'm sure google knows the answer but I want to know from you men. And you ladies from experience if you have seen what a guy produces when you're with him.
To knowledge, since the testes can only hold so much, after five days, he would be up to whatever would be considered a full load, as someone so eloquently put it earlier. And I don't think that changes much with diet; they can't get bigger or smaller, but the load can be less. Shiela, you are making me reconsider my current diet.
Last minute addition: A medical view on sperm volume: https://www.news-medical.net/amp/health/Increasing-Semen-Volume.aspx
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Watcher helps out MJ by showing how much is a load. ;D ;D
(https://i.postimg.cc/sxVPZtWY/019-1000a.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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To knowledge, since the testes can only hold so much, after five days, he would be up to whatever would be considered a full load, as someone so eloquently put it earlier. And I don't think that changes much with diet; they can't get bigger or smaller, but the load can be less. Shiela, you are making me reconsider my current diet.
A few years back I scoured the internet for every guide on supplements to take to increase my semen production, made a master list, and began taking every single one. I'm normally of the opinion that supplements are bullshit because if your pill does work there's not good reason to put it up for FDA approval. That said... we have pictures of me painting her face before and after taking them and well... the difference is marked. It's at least clear that storage capacity isn't the main limiting factor for me.
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I glanced at a sex story that was posted today, and toward the top I came across this line:
"It was Rachel, a brunette with some blonde streaks, a cute face, rounder body and a gorgeous new luscious rack sitting on her chest of Brads guess to be a small c cup."
Setting aside the awkwardness of the phrase "a gorgeous new luscious rack" (I mean, did it just arrive in the mail and she velcroed it on?) I find it very difficult to believe that a guy -- any guy -- would see an attractive young woman wearing a skimpy bikini and resort to mathematical calculations regarding her bra size.
Granted, this is one of my longstanding pet peeves -- referring to a woman's breast by estimating her bra size. Granted, Brad might be an expert on the topic, and able to, at a single glance, judge her to be "a small c cup." But literary criticism aside, do guys actually do this, other than in erotic fiction?
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Granted, this is one of my longstanding pet peeves -- referring to a woman's breast by estimating her bra size. Granted, Brad might be an expert on the topic, and able to, at a single glance, judge her to be "a small c cup." But literary criticism aside, do guys actually do this, other than in erotic fiction?
I can’t speak for all men, but generally? The answer is “yes.“ This is because we grew up with the “playmate data sheet” in our favorite magazine, and we came to evaluate women’s breasts by bra size. It is a guy thing. And yes, totally nonsensical.
If guys are talking about a woman’s breasts, they will inevitably say they are an A, B, C, or D cup. Underneath measurements are seldom mentioned. Doesn’t make it right, that’s just the way it is. So yes, when we’re looking at your bazongas out of the corner of our eyes, we are likely thinking, “Wow. What a nice big C cup.“ Sorry to be the one to inform you of this.
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I question the accuracy of that chart.
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Granted, this is one of my longstanding pet peeves -- referring to a woman's breast by estimating her bra size. Granted, Brad might be an expert on the topic, and able to, at a single glance, judge her to be "a small c cup." But literary criticism aside, do guys actually do this, other than in erotic fiction?
No. As for stories, I generally prefer some vagueness so that my mind can fill in the blanks the way I like rather than someone else's fantasty.
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As a young man, I had little sexual experience. Didn't date and had no close male friends to fill me in on sex matters.
In my first marriage the wife told me to pick up a new bra and I blindly went to the store with no knowledge of sizes. I was lucky to get a sympathetic clerk who tried to help me, as I could barely stammer out what I wanted.
When it came to sizes she started with the fruit chart. "Is she a melon?" I was asked. I just shook my head no. The clerk continued with grapefruit? No. Tomato? No. A lemon? No. Finally she said, "How about an egg?"
I brightened and said, "Yes, that's it. An egg...fried." :facepalm:
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Granted, this is one of my longstanding pet peeves -- referring to a woman's breast by estimating her bra size. Granted, Brad might be an expert on the topic, and able to, at a single glance, judge her to be "a small c cup." But literary criticism aside, do guys actually do this, other than in erotic fiction?
I can’t speak for all men, but generally? The answer is “yes.“ This is because we grew up with the “playmate data sheet” in our favorite magazine, and we came to evaluate women’s breasts by bra size. It is a guy thing. And yes, totally nonsensical.
If guys are talking about a woman’s breasts, they will inevitably say they are an A, B, C, or D cup. Underneath measurements are seldom mentioned. Doesn’t make it right, that’s just the way it is. So yes, when we’re looking at your bazongas out of the corner of our eyes, we are likely thinking, “Wow. What a nice big C cup.“ Sorry to be the one to inform you of this.
Though I've never actually written them down, there's a long list of things I never knew before I joined KB. That's one more for the list.
I'm not a story writer, and my few efforts have proven rather clumsy. Still, in the context of erotic fiction, it seems to me that Johnny's point is very well taken:
No. As for stories, I generally prefer some vagueness so that my mind can fill in the blanks the way I like rather than someone else's fantasy.
In other words, rather than saying:
"It was Rachel, a brunette with some blonde streaks, a cute face, rounder body and a gorgeous new luscious rack sitting on her chest of Brads guess to be a small c cup."
It seems it would be more "effective" to say something like:
"She was surprisingly well developed for a girl her age, and her fully, womanly breasts were spilling out of her skimpy bikini top."
Or something like that...
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I’m more likely to write as you suggest MissB, but I’ll admit I’ve used cup size in descriptions upon occasion. The one story I did post here did not use cup size.
Not sure if I’ll ever write again, it’s been a few years.
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I question the accuracy of that chart.
I agree. I’d put A as grapes or key limes, and bump the rest of the fruits up a size.
I’m more likely to write as you suggest MissB, but I’ll admit I’ve used cup size in descriptions upon occasion. The one story I did post here did not use cup size.
Not sure if I’ll ever write again, it’s been a few years.
I’m pretty much in the same boat. I haven’t posted a story in ages. 8 years to be more precise. :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
I went back and checked my stories. I don’t refer to breast size by cup size when writing, but I certainly remember former wives and lovers by cup size. So there’s that...
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Granted, this is one of my longstanding pet peeves -- referring to a woman's breast by estimating her bra size. Granted, Brad might be an expert on the topic, and able to, at a single glance, judge her to be "a small c cup." But literary criticism aside, do guys actually do this, other than in erotic fiction?
I can’t speak for all men, but generally? The answer is “yes.“ This is because we grew up with the “playmate data sheet” in our favorite magazine, and we came to evaluate women’s breasts by bra size. It is a guy thing. And yes, totally nonsensical.
If guys are talking about a woman’s breasts, they will inevitably say they are an A, B, C, or D cup. Underneath measurements are seldom mentioned. Doesn’t make it right, that’s just the way it is. So yes, when we’re looking at your bazongas out of the corner of our eyes, we are likely thinking, “Wow. What a nice big C cup.“ Sorry to be the one to inform you of this.
Though I've never actually written them down, there's a long list of things I never knew before I joined KB. That's one more for the list.
I'm not a story writer, and my few efforts have proven rather clumsy. Still, in the context of erotic fiction, it seems to me that Johnny's point is very well taken:
No. As for stories, I generally prefer some vagueness so that my mind can fill in the blanks the way I like rather than someone else's fantasy.
In other words, rather than saying:
"It was Rachel, a brunette with some blonde streaks, a cute face, rounder body and a gorgeous new luscious rack sitting on her chest of Brads guess to be a small c cup."
It seems it would be more "effective" to say something like:
"She was surprisingly well developed for a girl her age, and her fully, womanly breasts were spilling out of her skimpy bikini top."
Or something like that...
Cup sizes are okay if you need to get clinical (refer to my story "The Experiment" as a bad example), but if you need to do that, band size is a necessity...or rather, just use actual over- and underbust measurements, since there are "standard" sizes (used in the Anglosphere) and "metric" sizes (East Asia), and band sizes alone tend to vary (fuck you, Australia, for being so damn confusing with that!).
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I question the accuracy of that chart.
I agree. I’d put A as grapes or key limes, and bump the rest of the fruits up a size.
I’m more likely to write as you suggest MissB, but I’ll admit I’ve used cup size in descriptions upon occasion. The one story I did post here did not use cup size.
Not sure if I’ll ever write again, it’s been a few years.
I’m pretty much in the same boat. I haven’t posted a story in ages. 8 years to be more precise. :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
I went back and checked my stories. I don’t refer to breast size by cup size when writing, but I certainly remember former wives and lovers by cup size. So there’s that...
I honestly only know my Peruvian is a 34C. I don’t know any before her including my first wife. That might be because my first wife rarely wore a bra.
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I just visited the "MFM Threesome Fun" thread, and I noticed something curious.
Except for the pics that ignore the MFM designation, in every picture featuring one woman and two men, none show the two men engaging with each other in any way whatsoever.
I've heard a gazillion times about how most men harbor MFF fantasies, and I know one woman who enjoys occasionally engaging in MFM threesomes with her husband, but were you in this position, would you be willing to engage with the other man, or would you stay as far away as humanly possible?
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I just visited the "MFM Threesome Fun" thread, and I noticed something curious.
Except for the pics that ignore the MFM designation, in every picture featuring one woman and two men, none show the two men engaging with each other in any way whatsoever.
I've heard a gazillion times about how most men harbor MFF fantasies, and I know one woman who enjoys occasionally engaging in MFM threesomes with her husband, but were you in this position, would you be willing to engage with the other man, or would you stay as far away as humanly possible?
Ah, the $64,000 question. As an MFF has always been an unfulfilled fantasy I think I would partake in an FMM if an MFF was the reward (but only oral with the other male).
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I just visited the "MFM Threesome Fun" thread, and I noticed something curious.
Except for the pics that ignore the MFM designation, in every picture featuring one woman and two men, none show the two men engaging with each other in any way whatsoever.
I've heard a gazillion times about how most men harbor MFF fantasies, and I know one woman who enjoys occasionally engaging in MFM threesomes with her husband, but were you in this position, would you be willing to engage with the other man, or would you stay as far away as humanly possible?
I had a MFM once. And the other male was my best friend. He set the whole thing up. I think he wanted to see my cock in action, so I put on a good show for him, pulling out and forcing the F to lick it clean while he watched.
We did double penetration, and could feel each other’s cocks sliding in and out through the relatively thin membranes between us. But no direct MM occurred. I wasn’t particularly attracted to him, and it would have been more like awkward brotherly incest than hot.
We stayed close through the years, but later he got religious. One night he tried to mention how “sinful” he had been, and I shut him down. “The only thing worse than being ‘sinful’ is not owning it. I was there. No harm, no foul.” After that, we did drift apart. Mainly because he got pious as hell. I didn’t appreciate his hypocrisy, and he didn’t appreciate me knowing where all his skeletons are buried.
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I just visited the "MFM Threesome Fun" thread, and I noticed something curious.
Except for the pics that ignore the MFM designation, in every picture featuring one woman and two men, none show the two men engaging with each other in any way whatsoever.
I've heard a gazillion times about how most men harbor MFF fantasies, and I know one woman who enjoys occasionally engaging in MFM threesomes with her husband, but were you in this position, would you be willing to engage with the other man, or would you stay as far away as humanly possible?
It is an interesting question. I've never had such an experience and spent the most of my life with no taste for one, so it's a purely hypothetical situation. I suspect that I would have mostly avoided touching the other man the first time -- enough new experiences at once. But perhaps I would've opened up to more things if it kept happening.
There is also the woman's wishes to consider. If she wanted to see me and this hypothetical other guy interact a bit, perhaps that would provide a greenlight to things I would otherwise avoid.
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I just visited the "MFM Threesome Fun" thread, and I noticed something curious.
Except for the pics that ignore the MFM designation, in every picture featuring one woman and two men, none show the two men engaging with each other in any way whatsoever.
I've heard a gazillion times about how most men harbor MFF fantasies, and I know one woman who enjoys occasionally engaging in MFM threesomes with her husband, but were you in this position, would you be willing to engage with the other man, or would you stay as far away as humanly possible?
Okay, I'm gonna speak from experience. I almost was involved in one of these, and I was the guy that got titchy about it.
My first girlfriend (who, I admit nowadays, I was not really attracted to) was having a side thing with a coworker. (Well, he was having the side thing with her, since this was happening before and while we were together.) He insisted on driving us home one night, and he decided to park in a back alley. He was up for it, she was up for it, I...was not, and made it known with a leap from the car.
So, to answer the question, if I ever were to get in an MFM threesome, I would have to have zero emotional involvement in it, which means no, I would not engage with the guy.
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Okay, I'm gonna speak from experience. I almost was involved in one of these, and I was the guy that got titchy about it.
My first girlfriend (who, I admit nowadays, I was not really attracted to) was having a side thing with a coworker. (Well, he was having the side thing with her, since this was happening before and while we were together.) He insisted on driving us home one night, and he decided to park in a back alley. He was up for it, she was up for it, I...was not, and made it known with a leap from the car.
So, to answer the question, if I ever were to get in an MFM threesome, I would have to have zero emotional involvement in it, which means no, I would not engage with the guy.
Thanks for your honesty. That what makes this thread so interesting, and so enlightening.
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Once, when carefree and single, my girlfriend and I, plus another couple, ended up in a large bed together, like the movie Bob, Ted, Carol and Alice. As we were getting it on, I would occasionally glance at the other girl but pretty sure no thoughts of swapping partners ever came up. Not to say thoughts of a threesome have never arouse since. ;D
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My best friend and I shared two different women as a couple of young bucks back in 1982. Nothing happened between us during our quite colorful and pleasurable (for the girls) sessions, though I do recall one humorous occasion when my friend was doing such a good job licking the young woman's pussy that she was really going to town sucking my cock, and I couldn't help but call out to him, "Thank you, Steve!"
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A little fun with this one. The question is below the video.
holy chit, laughed so hard I dropped my phone
This is Funny. So gentleman, what's the opposite of this?
How would you act "If boys were girls for a day..." ?
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This is Funny. So gentleman, what's the opposite of this?
How would you act "If boys were girls for a day..." ?
Reactions in order:
1. Oh wow, boobs!
2. Hmm, I'm horny. Nice! Wait...
3. Oh gods, why do I feel sick?
4. AAAH!! I'M BLEEDING TO DEATH!! I'M GONNA DIE!!
And I say that unironically and without humour.
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This is Funny. So gentleman, what's the opposite of this?
How would you act "If boys were girls for a day..." ?
Reactions in order:
1. Oh wow, boobs!
2. Hmm, I'm horny. Nice! Wait...
3. Oh gods, why do I feel sick?
4. AAAH!! I'M BLEEDING TO DEATH!! I'M GONNA DIE!!
And I say that unironically and without humour.
Just skip the placebo week.
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This is Funny. So gentleman, what's the opposite of this?
How would you act "If boys were girls for a day..." ?
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I’d probably put a bow on my head, buy a six-pack, and drive over to Barbara’s place.
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Guess while it lasted, I'd be the biggest whore around. Come on guys fill me up. ;D
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There's a film called Dating the Enemy that explores this over a greater time period. Okay, sure it gets lost in the other parts of the plot, but the understanding they have to undertake...
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A little fun with this one. The question is below the video.
holy chit, laughed so hard I dropped my phone
This is Funny. So gentleman, what's the opposite of this?
How would you act "If boys were girls for a day..." ?
Probably stay in bed and play with my naughty bits for hours. Hey wait, I do with what I got now. . . .
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This is Funny. So gentleman, what's the opposite of this?
How would you act "If boys were girls for a day..." ?
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Guess while it lasted, I'd be the biggest whore around. Come on guys fill me up. ;D
Careful around the butt though :emot_laughing:
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Looking at this picture that Toe posted today reminds me of an old saying.
"Why does a dog lick himself?"
Answer: Because he can.
So the question is, and this is open to both guys and girls....... Do you think you would, if you could?
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I can and I have. LOL.
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Professional driver, closed course. Do not try this at home. Actual results may vary, depending on age, weight, length, and flexibility...
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(https://i.imgur.com/VMXBety.jpg)
Looking at this picture that Toe posted today reminds me of an old saying.
"Why does a dog lick himself?"
Answer: Because he can.
So the question is, and this is open to both guys and girls....... Do you think you would, if you could?
I seen a drawn picture similar to that a while ago, and that got me wanting to. I'll try and find it if I can. Oh yeah, and I absolutely would.
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I can... LOL.
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... and I have. LOL.
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I'd take a whole lot of selfies, rest assured.
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http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=65854.0
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http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=65854.0
This question popped up and was discussed somewhere else as well, though I can't recall where.
For the record, I can, but I never would...
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Those are some rough looking hands. Sure hope you used a lot of lotion... ;D ;D
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Kind of getting away from ask a male a question thing, but I found that picture I had mentioned earlier.
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When I saw I it my first thoughts were wow, imagine the possibilities.
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http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=65854.0
This question popped up and was discussed somewhere else as well, though I can't recall where.
For the record, I can, but I never would...
I thought there was a thread also. I think I might have been thinking of "Eat your own" or something like that.
You can? Okay you guys are all WAY more flexible than me.
And for the record, I wouldn't either.
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(https://i.imgur.com/VMXBety.jpg)
Looking at this picture that Toe posted today reminds me of an old saying.
"Why does a dog lick himself?"
Answer: Because he can.
So the question is, and this is open to both guys and girls....... Do you think you would, if you could?
Tried. Failed. Needed two more inches.
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I've thought about this many times. A sure trigger is hearing the song "The Impossible Dream". ;D
Any man who wouldn't want a good blow job needs to have his head examined. To be able to "self serve" is most desirable. However, even if a person was flexible and long enough, it would require too much effort and discomfort to make it worthwhile.
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Back when I was flexible enough to give myself a blow job, the thought never crossed my mind. Now, when the thought crosses my mind, I am not flexible enough. Such is life. ;D ;D
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I did manage it once a long time ago but it was just the tip... Would need a neck like a giraffe nowadays lol
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When I was a teenager I could just about do it, it not for long as my stomach started to cramp up so never did it to completion. But if I could do it without issue, damn right I would.
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I just visited the "MFM Threesome Fun" thread, and I noticed something curious.
Except for the pics that ignore the MFM designation, in every picture featuring one woman and two men, none show the two men engaging with each other in any way whatsoever.
I've heard a gazillion times about how most men harbor MFF fantasies, and I know one woman who enjoys occasionally engaging in MFM threesomes with her husband, but were you in this position, would you be willing to engage with the other man, or would you stay as far away as humanly possible?
Since I was unable to properly perform the two times I was involved in MFF, and since growing up I rebuffed every attempt from older boys to take care of each other, I am sure it would not happen. Unless some beautiful sick perverted woman retrained my brain.
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If you look for MMF you will see many pictures with men engaging with one another. I would do it. I think it would be amazing.
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If you look for MMF you will see many pictures with men engaging with one another. I would do it. I think it would be amazing.
After I wrote that post six months ago, I searched for MMF videos to see if this was a phenomenon. But everything I saw was the typical two guys banging one woman (DP, pussy + mouth, etc.). Then I searched for "MMF Bisexual" videos, and wow, it's definitely a thing. In fact, in one of them, I started laughing, because at one point the woman is sitting there with a pout on her face, since the guys are so into each other that she has nothing to do.
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Yeah bisexual MMF is fun. There is a couple that teams up on men usually outside. They both suck and she is very encouraging. I could share a link or two somewhere if anyone is interested.
If you look for MMF you will see many pictures with men engaging with one another. I would do it. I think it would be amazing.
After I wrote that post six months ago, I searched for MMF videos to see if this was a phenomenon. But everything I saw was the typical two guys banging one woman (DP, pussy + mouth, etc.). Then I searched for "MMF Bisexual" videos, and wow, it's definitely a thing. In fact, in one of them, I started laughing, because at one point the woman is sitting there with a pout on her face, since the guys are so into each other that she has nothing to do.
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I've noticed something interesting in Penthouse Letters of old. MMF threesomes are reasonably frequent in those and often the men do engage with each other, but it's solely about cocks -- touching them, blowing them. But it's never like a makeout session between the guys. I think this does hint at something about straight male psychology.
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Makes sense to me. I would never kiss a man. I would never even cuddle a man. The thought of holding hands with a man is not even something that could deserve consideration. But I have and would jack and suck a dick.
Weird I know.
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Weird I know.
Maybe because kissing and cuddling could involve a level of emotional intimacy, whereas sucking a dick doesn't have to be anything more than sucking a dick.
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Yeah, it's odd to think that putting ones hands and even mouth on genitals would seem less than intimate, but I do follow the logic. It may have something to with the cock being external -- out there.
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The scrotum is fairly flexible, and most of your package hangs in front of the cleft of your thighs. They don’t roll back and forth, or get pinched too often. This is true with briefs or boxers. Look at the flaccid manhood thread, and you’ll see, nobody has their cock and balls between their legs. Because if you did, you’d be a pussy.
There does, however, sometimes have to be a rearrangement of the 'package' in a pair of briefs just for comfort sake. I find myself making those adjustments as discreetly as I can when others are around...lol.
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Usually now, at my age, it is direct stimulation that causes my erections. And, yes, when I begin to stimulate and get that feeling, I feel very compelled to hit the boy's room and finish the process until the pressure is relieved. Not as much flow anymore, but it feels as good as it ever did.
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Makes sense to me. I would never kiss a man. I would never even cuddle a man. The thought of holding hands with a man is not even something that could deserve consideration. But I have and would jack and suck a dick.
Weird I know.
I hope I am responding correctly? Newbie!
I have exactly the same emotions. I am not sure if I am bi, bi curious or what. My partner loves MMF, & loves watching guys together. I very much enjoy sucking a cock, wanking a guy, have tried frotting & docking, enjoyed both. I have no interest at all in anal with another guy, give or receive. Kissing or touch affection with another guy is not for me. I am even reluctant to passionately kiss another woman when we are swinging. I know some ladies like it & I will kiss to please them. Surprising the number of ladies we have met who are not into kissing men other than their partners but will passionately kiss other women all night. My partner is one of them. Kissing with my partner turns us both on. Kissing a bristled guy forget it. Thank our genetics that we are all very different.
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If you spent hour after hour preparing and then cooking a meal (15 hours to some) would you find it acceptable to tell women it's there job to clean up?
Be honest I promise there will he no hurt feeling by me.
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If I want to prepare a meal for someone else, I'm also doing the cleanup. Help is appreciated but it's nobody else's job in my opinion.
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No. If they're my guest, I would appreciate help with the cleanup, but not expect it. On that topic, god bless the person who invented the dishwasher.
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If you spent hour after hour preparing and then cooking a meal (15 hours to some) would you find it acceptable to tell women it's there job to clean up?
There's a term for that kind of thinking: misogyny.
Who cooks and who cleans up has nothing to do with gender. The same is true for doing laundry, cleaning the bathrooms and mowing the lawn.
Having said that, a lot of attitudes like that are generational and are (however slowly) changing. Give it another hundred years. :roll:
If I want to prepare a meal for someone else, I'm also doing the cleanup.
I do most of the cooking at our house and consider cleaning up the kitchen to be part of that. Sometimes my wife will help with cleanup because I don't do it the right (her) way. :D
On the rare occasions my wife fixes a meal, I always offer to clean up. Sometimes she will accept my offer, but she usually wants to clean up her own mess.
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If you spent hour after hour preparing and then cooking a meal (15 hours to some) would you find it acceptable to tell women it's there job to clean up?
Be honest I promise there will he no hurt feeling by me.
Nope. Mrs W had to do all the cooking, cleaning, etc while I was putting in long hours at work so I figured now that I am retired, I can clean up, if Mrs W cooks, or both cook and clean up. Doesn't bother me one bit. 8)
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Ok, so there's that, and now I'm going to give you more context and see if things change.
Big family get together and my dad did majority of the cooking. He spent over 12 hours watching and taking care of the food. When my uncles show up, there immediately with my dad shocking corn, and cleaning and snipping asparagus, and so on. They all pitched in while my Aunts, cousins, and I sat around drinking and talking.
When the meals was over, my uncle Bill looked through the door into the kitchen and mentioned how messing it was, and then gave my Aunt Amy a look and then a head nod in the direction of the kitchen. She got up and went inside and started cleaning. My dad looked at me while I still sat there and said, "well, go help her out."
I was planning on doing that anyways, I was just moving a little slow. I got up, my cousin Shelby got up and we went to go help out. My cousin Lindsey on the other hand had an absolute meltdown.
We've always done it this way. My dad or uncles cook a big meal, and then when it's done, we go clean up everything. She went off on them for this and it kind of shocked us all. She's usually helping out with no argument or comment, but this time it hit her so wrong.
So that's what happened at the end of our Memorial day family get together. Not a single one of us thought anything of it because that's just how it's been. We all thought Lyndsey went crazy, and she ended up grabbing her kids and leaving.
So I get it a big family thing, and not all families do it this way, but if you witnessed it, would you think it wrong?
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While I wouldn't demand any help, Lindsey's blowup seems a little strange, if this is the way that your family has always done things. Maybe she's never been happy with the arrangement, and for some reason also never felt comfortable speaking up? Then again, she could've just said beforehand that the clean up bothers her enough, that it might be best she doesn't show up at all. Then the rest of the family could've decided if it's best she does stay away or if it's no big deal if she's exempt from cleanup.
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The secret is to clean while you cook. I’m stirring the pot with one hand, and rinsing the grater in the sink with the other. About the time the food is ready to be served up, all the cooking utensils are rinsed and in the washing machine. Then we just do the dishes later in a second load. It’s been this way as long as I can remember. Because I’m OCD and I just can’t stand to look at a bunch of dirty dishes piled up in the sink and on the counter.
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The secret is to clean while you cook. I’m stirring the pot with one hand, and rinsing the grater in the sink with the other. About the time the food is ready to be served up, all the cooking utensils are rinsed and in the washing machine. Then we just do the dishes later in a second load. It’s been this way as long as I can remember. Because I’m OCD and I just can’t stand to look at a bunch of dirty dishes piled up in the sink and on the counter.
I do that now much more than previously. I’m not the OCD one, and I don’t enjoy the bitching about the sink status. In my 1st marriage there was a joke about this that went: ‘When I cook she cleans, and when she cooks she cleans.’ I’m fine with next day cleaning, but it seems women are not. So it depends on how much nagging goes on to make me clean after dinner. So these days, I do clean a lot in the moment to then justify why I’m excused from it after dinner. I hate cleaning after I eat. I want to sit back and digest.
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Us females are often curious about the male experience. This thread is so we can ask questions about it.
My question is
How do men walk without pinching your balls between your thighs?
By wearing a thong or string bikini holds your junk up boxers let it hang possibly getting pinched or severely compressed when sitting or crouching down.
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Quick question: how common are nocturnal emissions/"wet dreams"? I definitely never had one.
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Quick question: how common are nocturnal emissions/"wet dreams"? I definitely never had one.
Since the purpose of wet dreams is to release “excess” semen, I would say frequency is inversely proportional to awoke orgasms. When I was young, and didn’t masturbate often, I’d have wet dreams all the time. Then once I discovered how to make that happen myself, and also got a girlfriend who let me fuck her two or three times a day, the nocturnal emissions disappeared. Coincidence? I think not.
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Quick question: how common are nocturnal emissions/"wet dreams"? I definitely never had one.
I honestly think I've had one in my life
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Quick question: how common are nocturnal emissions/"wet dreams"? I definitely never had one.
Since the purpose of wet dreams is to release “excess” semen, I would say frequency is inversely proportional to awoke orgasms. When I was young, and didn’t masturbate often, I’d have wet dreams all the time. Then once I discovered how to make that happen myself, and also got a girlfriend who let me fuck her two or three times a day, the nocturnal emissions disappeared. Coincidence? I think not.
Possibly the reason why I never had one is that I started masturbating too early.
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Quick question: how common are nocturnal emissions/"wet dreams"? I definitely never had one.
Since the purpose of wet dreams is to release “excess” semen, I would say frequency is inversely proportional to awoke orgasms. When I was young, and didn’t masturbate often, I’d have wet dreams all the time. Then once I discovered how to make that happen myself, and also got a girlfriend who let me fuck her two or three times a day, the nocturnal emissions disappeared. Coincidence? I think not.
Possibly the reason why I never had one is that I started masturbating too early.
Never asked about this before. Interesting.
Does it just kind of leak out? Or does it feel like an orgasm? Or do you just not know it until you wake up?
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Quick question: how common are nocturnal emissions/"wet dreams"? I definitely never had one.
Since the purpose of wet dreams is to release “excess” semen, I would say frequency is inversely proportional to awoke orgasms. When I was young, and didn’t masturbate often, I’d have wet dreams all the time. Then once I discovered how to make that happen myself, and also got a girlfriend who let me fuck her two or three times a day, the nocturnal emissions disappeared. Coincidence? I think not.
Possibly the reason why I never had one is that I started masturbating too early.
Never asked about this before. Interesting.
Does it just kind of leak out? Or does it feel like an orgasm? Or do you just not know it until you wake up?
Usually a very sexy dream, and you wake up with an orgasm and ejaculation. That is a “wet dream.” But there is also something called “nocturnal emissions” which are more like a drip or leak that leaves a little cum puddle in your shorts by morning.
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Usually a very sexy dream, and you wake up with an orgasm and ejaculation. That is a “wet dream.” But there is also something called “nocturnal emissions” which are more like a drip or leak that leaves a little cum puddle in your shorts by morning.
Ah, so not too much difference then from us.
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Ah, so not too much difference then from us.
Just trying to be helpful.
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Can't say I remember any wet dreams or nocturnal emissions, but maybe I started snake wresslin too early and too often 🤔
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Can't say I remember any wet dreams or nocturnal emissions, but maybe I started snake wresslin too early and too often 🤔
It's one of those "normal" adolescent experiences that I feel vaguely sorry not to have experienced. But not majorly.
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Usually a very sexy dream, and you wake up with an orgasm and ejaculation. That is a “wet dream.” But there is also something called “nocturnal emissions” which are more like a drip or leak that leaves a little cum puddle in your shorts by morning.
Ah, so not too much difference then from us.
I think it happened exactly once for me at way too young to discuss here. I was pulling on myself very early long before any emissions, so there was never any ‘excess’.
There was a point while having early girlfriends where I was determined that was only going to happen with them. But when circumstances caused long breaks, I became a bit of a gusher, disturbingly so, as in paint the walls. At some point I realized one never escapes masturbation regardless of the amount of sex they have, nor should one.
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Usually a very sexy dream, and you wake up with an orgasm and ejaculation. That is a “wet dream.” But there is also something called “nocturnal emissions” which are more like a drip or leak that leaves a little cum puddle in your shorts by morning.
Ah, so not too much difference then from us.
I've had wet dreams in my adult life. When I was married my sex life was mediocre at best. I would have a wet dream at least every few months.
Usually something sexual would happen in the dream and I'd wake up with a full load in my boxer-briefs. Occasionally, there wouldn't be a dream that I could remember. Usually this was in the summer. I would just wake up and my underwear would be soaked.
Now that I have embraced a healthy masturbation life, I don't think I'll have any more problems with this.
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If you're straight and don't like tits or ones bigger than B-cup tell us why?
I think all men can appreciate the saying, "more than a mouthful is too much."
I think too many women don't realize the beauty (from other's POV) of flat chests and small tits.
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If you're straight and don't like tits or ones bigger than B-cup tell us why?
I think all men can appreciate the saying, "more than a mouthful is too much."
I think too many women don't realize the beauty (from other's POV) of flat chests and small tits.
I love smaller breasts - they're beautiful. In my experience they're more sensitive when playing with them. Please... Don't go with the bolt-ons.
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I dated blondes with big boobs for most of my life. But my last three lovers have been brunettes with small boobs. Two of them, don’t even bother to wear a bra. And I really find the adolescent look to be a huge turn on. I don’t think I’d be interested in going back.
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My only experience has been with a woman who was on the A-B side of things most of her life. My preference would probably be B-C but with large areolas and sensitivity. Again, keep in mind that is PREFERENCE, if I found an amazing woman and she had bigger/smaller breasts, I don't think I'd care. My motto is, so long as there is enough to put in my hands, I'm happy.
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If you're straight and don't like tits or ones bigger than B-cup tell us why?
I think all men can appreciate the saying, "more than a mouthful is too much."
I think too many women don't realize the beauty (from other's POV) of flat chests and small tits.
I'm neither straight nor a male, so this question doesn't apply to me. and I shouldn't answer it.
However, since you referred to the "other's POV," you opened a door that I am prepared to walk right through.
It's both a myth and it's aggressively untrue that women evaluate themselves, their beauty, or their sexual attractiveness based on the size of their boobs -- or on whether or not the size of their boobs makes them a greater or lesser attraction to a potential partner.
It's true that there are some women are insecure about their boob size (or lack thereof), but most women understand that their bodies need not conform to a societal (i.e. male) standard of beauty and body type (or sexual attractiveness).
At the same time, men -- and anyone else who feels an erotic attachment to women -- have myriad different tastes and turn-ons, and there's nothing wrong with. Toe described his changed predilections from when he was younger and now that he's older, and neither are wrong or right, and neither are correct or incorrect.
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When you are getting a BJ and grab the woman's head and "take over" does that mean we were doing a bad job?
I am sorry if this is the wrong place for this.
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When you are getting a BJ and grab the woman's head and "take over" does that mean we were doing a bad job?
I am sorry if this is the wrong place for this.
Definitely not, I do have a worrying suspicion that it is an inherent wish to dominate though.
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When you are getting a BJ and grab the woman's head and "take over" does that mean we were doing a bad job?
I am sorry if this is the wrong place for this.
Definitely not, I do have a worrying suspicion that it is an inherent wish to dominate though.
That is good!!! Thank you! I can't say I don't enjoy it, I just worry I am not doing a good job when it happens.
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Communication is a key part to having good sex. You should feel free to ask your partner about what they like/dislike.
By the same token, give them the same type of information about your own preferences so they can maximize your pleasure.
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When you are getting a BJ and grab the woman's head and "take over" does that mean we were doing a bad job?
I am sorry if this is the wrong place for this.
Definitely not, I do have a worrying suspicion that it is an inherent wish to dominate though.
That is good!!! Thank you! I can't say I don't enjoy it, I just worry I am not doing a good job when it happens.
As long as it doesn't make you feel uncomfortable. It sounds like he's trying to 'face fuck' you, which I've never enjoyed doing, because it makes me feel like I'm treating her like a sex toy rather than a person, but to each their own :)
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When you are getting a BJ and grab the woman's head and "take over" does that mean we were doing a bad job?
I am sorry if this is the wrong place for this.
Some women like it, some don't. If you don't a little love bite my remind him of that fact
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When he loses his erection and yawns, that's how you know you're not doing a very good job... I don't care if you just got done with a twelve hour shift, if you're that tired tell me we can do it later.
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When you are getting a BJ and grab the woman's head and "take over" does that mean we were doing a bad job?
I am sorry if this is the wrong place for this.
Definitely not, I do have a worrying suspicion that it is an inherent wish to dominate though.
I also think that in a similar way a woman puts her hands on a man’s head when she is enjoying receiving oral sex
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I haven't been through this whole thread, so it may have already been covered, by I was chatting in PM and this topic came up so here's my question.
Why does it bother so many of you to get your own stuff in your mouth or on your face or whatever? I have absolutely no problem sucking your dick after you've been inside me, and I get a mouthful of... everything when that happens. I wont do it if you've been in my butt, but that's obviously different, but after sex I'll "clean it up", and I dont get all freaked out over it. It just came out of you, but god forbid you touch it after.
Now I know with this particular... focus group... I may not get a clear answer as I'm sure most here wouldnt hesitate, but maybe think back to a time it may have bothered you.
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Doesn't bother me, but I also think if it did bother me, then it would be extremely hypocritical of me to expect a woman to get it on her face or in her mouth
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I don't remember ever being bothered by it, but it wasn't until my present wife that the issue arose.
Soon after we got together we discovered I was very submissive and she enjoyed being the dominant. There was all the usual Femdom activities and that included eating my "product".
There was clean up after sex. I'd be ordered between her legs and she'd hold my head in place as my tongue scooped up my cum. Later, if I was to be denied penetration, I'd have to beg to be allowed to masturbate, cumming on her butt, then licking it clean. That moved to kneeling at her feet, jerking off as she'd make remarks about my small member. I had to shoot into a bowl and hand it to her. Mistress would scoop up my goo with a spoon and feed it to me. I was required to hold it in my mouth until she'd say "Swallow!"
That's my response. Most men aren't submissive tho'. Also I'm bi, so the taste of cum wasn't unknown to me.
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I haven't been through this whole thread, so it may have already been covered, by I was chatting in PM and this topic came up so here's my question.
Why does it bother so many of you to get your own stuff in your mouth or on your face or whatever? I have absolutely no problem sucking your dick after you've been inside me, and I get a mouthful of... everything when that happens. I wont do it if you've been in my butt, but that's obviously different, but after sex I'll "clean it up", and I dont get all freaked out over it. It just came out of you, but god forbid you touch it after.
Now I know with this particular... focus group... I may not get a clear answer as I'm sure most here wouldnt hesitate, but maybe think back to a time it may have bothered you.
I've always loved doing it. It's never been a sub thing or a dom thing in my mind... It's simply to provide pleasure to my partner
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I’ll eat my own load, and lick your tummy and tits clean. Suck me off and feed me cum with your tongue. I’ll even eat another man’s cream pie. And you know how I love to stick my tongue in dirty places... so no, I don’t think it “bothers” me.
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Kind of answers I expected, definitely the wrong focus group, I'll have to ask Allan later, or maybe Ben tomorrow if I see him
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There's a group of guys that are overly concerned with avoiding, as one of them so eloquently put it, doing any 'gay shit' in the bedroom. That could even include not licking/kissing any clits, nips, or pussy lips they consider too large and worry might symbolize them licking/kissing a dick. So if someone is really bothered by coming into contact with their own baby batter, they might belong to that group of silly homophobes
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Early on I realized that if I enjoyed having a woman giving me a blow job and swallowing, I shouldn't be afraid of cleaning her up after sex. Naturally that led me to enjoy my bi side.
Although my first dick was totally unplanned by me. Read the story of my first cock, if interested.
http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=18474.msg259737#msg259737
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There's a group of guys that are overly concerned with avoiding, as one of them so eloquently put it, doing any 'gay shit' in the bedroom. That could even include not licking/kissing any clits, nips, or pussy lips they consider too large and worry might symbolize them licking/kissing a dick. So if someone is really bothered by coming into contact with their own baby batter, they might belong to that group of silly homophobes
Oh yes, I can see I would get a very intellectual and well thought out answer from that group :facepalm:
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Very good question Shiela. Guess I might be a statistical outlier here then. Have tasted my own but not swallowed and didn't like it, therefore, as much as I would like to have a woman give me a "complete" blowjob and swallow, I cannot bring myself to be a hypocrite and ask Mrs Obi (who is the only woman to to have sucked my cock). On the otherhand, if the reward was to fulfill one of my many fantasies I might be persuaded to swallow my own or even another man's.
Obi walks into a bar and orders whisky after whisky.*
Barman: "What's the rush Obi"
Obi: "I've just had my first blowjob"
Barman: "I see, and your celebrating"
Obi: "No, just trying to get the taste out of my mouth"
*Any whisky except Jack Daniels - that is worse than the taste of semen - Obi runs for the hills ;D
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Why does it bother so many of you to get your own stuff in your mouth or on your face or whatever? I have absolutely no problem sucking your dick after you've been inside me, and I get a mouthful of... everything when that happens. I wont do it if you've been in my butt, but that's obviously different, but after sex I'll "clean it up", and I dont get all freaked out over it. It just came out of you, but god forbid you touch it after.
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Some consolation to all those guys (and me) who might get bothered with getting their stuff out on themselves.
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I don't have the lung capacity or patch kits for that
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Why does it bother so many of you to get your own stuff in your mouth or on your face or whatever? I have absolutely no problem sucking your dick after you've been inside me, and I get a mouthful of... everything when that happens. I wont do it if you've been in my butt, but that's obviously different, but after sex I'll "clean it up", and I dont get all freaked out over it. It just came out of you, but god forbid you touch it after.
For me, it's purely taste. Tried it once...never again. As a result, I don't expect any girl to take my cum in her mouth; that's entirely up to her. It also means I won't touch another guy's cum, either, although that's only part of it. The other: I've stated before I went to an all-boys school, which meant all the trappings that come with it, including (unsurprisingly) the very conservative approach to sex (i.e. "no homo").
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So earlier today I was wrangling Lil CT for a bit, when I realized I didn't have any tissue or paper towel available. I ended up grabbing a water bottle that was mostly empty and unloaded into that, before setting it back down on my desk, next to another bottle of water.
Fast forward about an hour, when I started feeling thirsty. I absentmindedly grabbed one of the water bottles, downed what was left in it, and thought to myself.. well, that water tastes a bit different. Yup, turns out it was THAT bottle.
Well, I'm definitely not in a hurry for cum flavored water to be available at the local grocery store, even if I got to provide the flavor somehow, but it wasn't terrible either. Just... different.
I guess technically I came in my own mouth ;D ...and I didn't spit :emot_weird:
:emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
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It's ok CT. Just tell people you had a protein shake. They'll think you're a health nut. :emot_laughing:
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LMAO. Woo.
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Just sitting there...
For an hour...
Why not just pop on your chest or stomach and then shower?
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So earlier today I was wrangling Lil CT for a bit, when I realized I didn't have any tissue or paper towel available. I ended up grabbing a water bottle that was mostly empty and unloaded into that, before setting it back down on my desk, next to another bottle of water.
WITAF
A water bottle? ? Best you could do? Oh lord.
I'm okay with the whole thing of you swallowing, but there are so many other options for disposal.
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If you’re at the desk, just spank it off in the trash can.
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Kinda, sorta. It was just one of those 500 ml Ozarka bottles that'll go in the trash anyway ;D
Edit: It was basically just a spontaneous session while sitting at the computer and suddenly finding myself in the mood. Pulled the shorts leg aside, went at it, realized I didn't have anything for cleanup, then grabbed the Ozarka bottle as the best thing.
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Ok... upon reflection, how the heck were you able to hit the narrow opening of a water bottle? I mean even with my small size and low volume couldn't hit that target.
Maybe a repeat of this event...this time with video. :emot_laughing:
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Maybe a repeat of this event...this time with video. :emot_laughing:
I'll second that
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Maybe a repeat of this event...this time with video. :emot_laughing:
I'll second that
You know something was pulling at me to log in and check things out, and now I know why.
Where do I purchase tickets for said show? :emot_thdrool:
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I don't use water bottles, but juice bottles, as the opening is bigger. I mean we do have like a few seconds from point of no return to blast off to aim. I mostly just have it wrapped in a folded washcloth to catch it. But my problem is volume. I make a lot, so there is that. In my house there is no shame, I let it fly where it will, cause grrr me man, me territory, GRR. lol XD no my wife would murder me if I let it pool on the floor, if she was not involved, so its cloths or towels, or condoms.
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Can the energy/stamina provided by a pill of viagra, while meant for sex, be repurposed for other physical activities? Like Gym or sports?
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Can the energy/stamina provided by a pill of viagra, while meant for sex, be repurposed for other physical activities? Like Gym or sports?
Viagra provides no “energy/stamina.” It is a vasodilator. Meaning that if facilities blood flow to the penis. And that’s really about it.
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Can the energy/stamina provided by a pill of viagra, while meant for sex, be repurposed for other physical activities? Like Gym or sports?
I doubt if there will be a performance increase. And trying to gym with a raging hardon might prove difficult
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Can the energy/stamina provided by a pill of viagra, while meant for sex, be repurposed for other physical activities? Like Gym or sports?
Want to have both physical and sexual energy and stamina? Eat foods high in zinc, vitamin c, b14, natural taurine (like beef) and hit the old ginseng extract. I prefer Panax. But men, in my experience, are hard wired anyway to have both, based on studies and also based on your diet and exercise level. Sort of like years of hard labor would condition and hone the body, but over abuse will weaken it. To get the most bang for the buck, and to still be able to go out and conquer the world, just eat healthier, less bad fat, eat leaner meat, add fish and shellfish to your diet, unless you are allergic or have other reasons not to. I recommend if you enjoy sushi, take your date to a sushi restaurant, and you order the Unagi eel. It is packed full of the good stuff to help wow the one you take to bed, and not leave you winded. But I might have blurred the lines of what you were asking, but if you are asking if you can pop a viagra, do your thing, and then use the left over time for other things, then no. But knowing sex is a strenuous activity in itself, and thus since the pill only increases blood flow to your john tompson (gotta love that monty python slang) its not a wonder drug for making you have energy, because sex energy and all that is mostly based on the persons level of activity and ability to do those activities. Strange point: A japanese newly wed couple died when they tried having sex for the first time. Seems they were not fit enough, or active enough to endure it. Their hearts could not take it. So my best advice if you are asking how to go from a good romp, and then to work or exercise, is to dont go all out in the romp, as it will leave you exhausted. That is a natural thing.
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Pool noodles!?! :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
Wish I had another WOO I could give you today. Damn WOO limits. :facepalm:
This actually brings up something I heard once. Do they float?
I had a talk with a friend a while ago, and she claimed that while in a jacuzzi with her man, when he would stretch out, his dick would float up and "break the surface". I figured they would just stay put or sink with gravity. I've never paid too much attention.
So does any part of that particular area have buoyancy?
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My little one floats. Not sure about a normal size or well hung guy. Of course that's when flaccid I'm talking about.
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My little one floats. Not sure about a normal size or well hung guy. Of course that's when flaccid I'm talking about.
So when you're in water, does it act like seaweed and wave about?
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If that is the case, that is friggin adorable and I wouls like a video. (Not requesting from you bob, just saying in general). Google and I will be busy tonight searching for underwater cock. Lol
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Pool noodles!?! :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
Wish I had another WOO I could give you today. Damn WOO limits. :facepalm:
This actually brings up something I heard once. Do they float?
I had a talk with a friend a while ago, and she claimed that while in a jacuzzi with her man, when he would stretch out, his dick would float up and "break the surface". I figured they would just stay put or sink with gravity. I've never paid too much attention.
So does any part of that particular area have buoyancy?
You know, Shiela, I don't think I've ever taken note of that. I can only work off bathing, since I've never skinny-dipped, but I've never paid any heed to it whilst doing so. I assume they would, since they don't exactly have a higher density than water, but it's really hard to give an exact answer when empirical observations are lacking.
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So does any part of that particular area have buoyancy?
You know, Shiela, I don't think I've ever taken note of that. I can only work off bathing, since I've never skinny-dipped, but I've never paid any heed to it whilst doing so. I assume they would, since they don't exactly have a higher density than water, but it's really hard to give an exact answer when empirical observations are lacking.
I went browsing in my image archive. I found a folder called "Underwater Fun" but it's all ladies doing mermaid stuff, or artistic photos of naked ladies drinking tea underwater (the kind of photo where you can't help wondering if they were really taken underwater, or faked).
I found just two pics of guys but didn't think it worth posting them. Their dicks were small and barely visible. They were, however pointing up, if that's any help.
I'll keep looking. Tons of photos of floating tits, but that's hardly news.
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So does any part of that particular area have buoyancy?
You know, Shiela, I don't think I've ever taken note of that. I can only work off bathing, since I've never skinny-dipped, but I've never paid any heed to it whilst doing so. I assume they would, since they don't exactly have a higher density than water, but it's really hard to give an exact answer when empirical observations are lacking.
I went browsing in my image archive. I found a folder called "Underwater Fun" but it's all ladies doing mermaid stuff, or artistic photos of naked ladies drinking tea underwater (the kind of photo where you can't help wondering if they were really taken underwater, or faked).
I found just two pics of guys but didn't think it worth posting them. Their dicks were small and barely visible. They were, however pointing up, if that's any help.
I'll keep looking. Tons of photos of floating tits, but that's hardly news.
Called the cold water effect. ;D ;D
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Called the cold water effect. ;D ;D
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What is the first thing you would do sexually if it became legal?
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Holy crap! Did the Republicans make sex illegal too?
I gotta keep up with the news more often.
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SSB flooded the board with a bunch of posts the other day, and about half of them were UA subjects, several of which were taken down by the mods. So I assume he wants people to say they’d rape a child, because that’s what he wants to do.
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SSB flooded the board with a bunch of posts the other day, and about half of them were UA subjects, several of which were taken down by the mods. So I assume he wants people to say they’d rape a child, because that’s what he wants to do.
SSB?
And bruh, thats just sick.
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SSB?
And bruh, thats just sick.
The post concerning “what would you do first sexually, if it was legal” was made by Supersoftball. SSB. And agreed. Incest, rape, pedophilia, are the only sexual acts that are illegal. Beastiality in some jurisdictions.
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SSB?
And bruh, thats just sick.
The post concerning “what would you do first if it was legal” was made by Supersoftball. SSB. And agreed.
I might sound hypocritical, seeings how I write UA stories, but think it is sick. My deal is this: I have 4 children, 3 of which are girls. I raised girls from infancy. Nothing about them until they at least hit 18 is any bit sexy to me. Most of my stories are just fantasies my wife shared with me, since honestly, we were sexually active with each other since we were xx. BUT we were the same age, and only a couple of months time difference between us. But actively wanting true UA in real life squicks me. AOC exists for a reason, and I think it should be 16-17, no younger. But AOC does not make it legal either, I think it just removes the statutory problem. there are Romeo and Juliet laws too, but still thats a moral gray area for me too. all in all, its as I post as disclaimer, leave it alone, let it mature like a fine wine. because no one drinks wine straight from the fermentation vat. you let it age a bit, develop a flavor, and then have a glass, when shes old enough to be appreciated for it. I don't know. I apologize for my rant.
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I have three foster daughters, and I agree. Historically, age of consent was about 12-14 worldwide until the late 19th Century. The old “old enough to bleed, old enough to breed” thing. The ages of consent were raised across the U.S. during the late 19th century and the early 20th century and by 1920, 26 states had an age of consent at 16, 21 states had an age of consent at 18, and one state (Georgia) had an age of consent at 14. Age of consent in Texas is currently 17.
I was sexually precocious, and I enjoy UA fantasies. But fantasies and real life are two different things. And studies have repeatedly confirmed serious long term consequences for the victims of childhood molestation and rape.
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I have three foster daughters, and I agree. Historically, age of consent was about 12-14 worldwide until the late 19th Century. The old “old enough to bleed, old enough to breed” thing. The ages of consent were raised across the U.S. during the late 19th century and the early 20th century and by 1920, 26 states had an age of consent at 16, 21 states had an age of consent at 18, and one state (Georgia) had an age of consent at 14. Age of consent in Texas is currently 17.
I was sexually precocious, and I enjoy UA fantasies. But fantasies and real life are two different things. And studies have repeatedly confirmed serious long term consequences for the victims of childhood molestation and rape.
Amen.
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I have three foster daughters, and I agree. Historically, age of consent was about 12-14 worldwide until the late 19th Century. The old “old enough to bleed, old enough to breed” thing. The ages of consent were raised across the U.S. during the late 19th century and the early 20th century and by 1920, 26 states had an age of consent at 16, 21 states had an age of consent at 18, and one state (Georgia) had an age of consent at 14. Age of consent in Texas is currently 17.
It's worth noting that age of consent laws do not apply to married couples, and legally requiring consent at a certain age for non-marital relations is more modern.
And that's in the context of puritanical state laws in the U.S. that outlawed any relations between non-married couples at any age. The legal definition of "fornication" described voluntary sexual intercourse between unmarried people of the opposite sex, and many states had anti-fornication laws on their books. In fact, in 2020 Virginia passed a law that abolished an anti-fornication law that had been on its books for 150 years. Many other states passed similar longstanding laws over the past 15-20 years.
The Lawrence v. Texas Supreme Court decision is a landmark in the history of LGBT rights in the U.S. The couple in question were both men, but the laws that the decision overturned applied to all couples, both same-sex and opposite sex. What's most noteworthy about Lawrence is that it was handed down in 2003 -- only 19 years ago.
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So, I'm not sure how to ask this and not sound terrible... but over the weekend part of my lustful adventures lead trying to use my tongue on a guy's asshole for the first time ever and nothing I did seemed to be pleasurable for him. So.... well... what do guys like down there?
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So, I'm not sure how to ask this and not sound terrible... but over the weekend part of my lustful adventures lead trying to use my tongue on a guy's asshole for the first time ever and nothing I did seemed to be pleasurable for him. So.... well... what do guys like down there?
I've never had it done to me, so I can't say about the sensation. The impression I have is that men are way more scared to try something like that, than women. I think you're better off asking first.
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I had it done to me many years ago. There are nerve endings back there that can be stimulated by a talented tongue. I have a regular playmate who goes wild when I get back there and go work on him.
BTW, he's been gone all summer. Plans on being back October 1st. ;D
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As my old History Professor used to say - Practice
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So, I'm not sure how to ask this and not sound terrible... but over the weekend part of my lustful adventures lead trying to use my tongue on a guy's asshole for the first time ever and nothing I did seemed to be pleasurable for him. So.... well... what do guys like down there?
For me, not so much tongue but finger, or a toy. I like rimming, and to rim my wife, but for me, if you are willing to go that far, have to go one step further with some prostate play.
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So, I'm not sure how to ask this and not sound terrible... but over the weekend part of my lustful adventures lead trying to use my tongue on a guy's asshole for the first time ever and nothing I did seemed to be pleasurable for him. So.... well... what do guys like down there?
Realistically, it all depends on what the guy likes, as with all things. Personally, I don't like having a tongue down there, nor putting a tongue down there either. (Yeah, I don't mind putting a cock down there, but I always make sure it's washed thoroughly afterwards; no A2M for this guy.) Have a talk with your man, let him guide you as to what he likes, and prepare for the possibility that he may not actually like it at all.
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I think anilingus is most enjoyable and pleasurable after a nice bath or shower together. Just be sure to soap everything up and get it nice and clean. Otherwise it’s always a concern about E. coli. I’m a big butthole fetish guy, and I love chewing and sucking a tasty butthole. And I don’t mind having mine done, but I much prefer to be worshiping hers.
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This very much depends on the guy.. some guys are just not gonna be accepting. Me, I love it.
Even more if there's pegging to follow. Getting quite a collection of toys!
So, I'm not sure how to ask this and not sound terrible... but over the weekend part of my lustful adventures lead trying to use my tongue on a guy's asshole for the first time ever and nothing I did seemed to be pleasurable for him. So.... well... what do guys like down there?
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Do guys really only want huge tits?
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Not at all. I actually prefer smaller ones.
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Do guys really only want huge tits?
Nope. I think size is fairly trivial.
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I am a member in good standing of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
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Do guys really only want huge tits?
Nope. I think size is fairly trivial.
But a lot of women -- especially younger women -- seem to think that "guys really only want huge tits."
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Do guys really only want huge tits?
Nope. I think size is fairly trivial.
But a lot of women -- especially younger women -- seem to think that "guys really only want huge tits."
I was one of those women. Not just because I heard the guys talking about them, or what I saw in porn, but even my mother told me my chest was too small. All this added to me almost getting implants while I was in the Army.
Correct me if I'm wrong here guys, but i think what most men like are natural. Or as my cousin would say "No bolt on tits."
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I have never had a particular preference towards large breasts and the only woman I was ever with fluctuated between A-C in the course of time that I was with her.
My at-tit-tude (pun intended) is as long as there is enough for a good handful and touching them brings me and the woman pleasure, I do not care about size. I sometimes actually wonder how difficult it would be to handle a larger pair.
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More then a mouthful is a waste is a saying. Really it's the nipples that matter the most. I've been with someone before and after breast augmentation and for me personally I preferred the before more then the after, just my personal like/dislike.
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More then a mouthful is a waste is a saying. Really it's the nipples that matter the most. I've been with someone before and after breast augmentation and for me personally I preferred the before more then the after, just my personal like/dislike.
I’ve only had one long-term relationship with a woman who had breast implants. And her ex-husband insisted that she have them, because he thought her tits were too small. So she got them. They were bazooka titties. Hard as a rock. And absolutely no fun to play with. And the bastard husband left her, came out as a transvestite, and has been in a homosexual relationship ever since. So she basically deformed herself for no goddamn good reason. Makes me sad to think about
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Between real and fake, my preference is definitely toward real, especially - ESPECIALLY - if the fakes ones are "angry tits," where the implants are way too big and the breasts look like they're about to burst. I'd go so far as to say angry tits are a turn off.
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More then a mouthful is a waste is a saying. Really it's the nipples that matter the most. I've been with someone before and after breast augmentation and for me personally I preferred the before more then the after, just my personal like/dislike.
Yeah, I sometimes wonder if the areola size matters as well. I know I have a visual preference towards larger areola but question if that means more sensitivity on the woman's side of things.
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Do guys really only want huge tits?
Definitely not
(https://i2-prod.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article13150485.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/2_JS160783521.jpg)
;D
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OMG! How can I unsee that :facepalm:
Very close to a BOO but made me laugh that you could find something like that. So you dodged a bullet. :emot_laughing:
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OMG! How can I unsee that :facepalm:
Very close to a BOO but made me laugh that you could find something like that. So you dodged a bullet. :emot_laughing:
Don't, on any account, google gynecomastia :emot_weird:
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Do guys really only want huge tits?
Nope. I think size is fairly trivial.
But a lot of women -- especially younger women -- seem to think that "guys really only want huge tits."
That's because young women are usually around young men, and young men are fucking idiots. They notice the boobs first and want to play with them because they don't have their own. Because the women with the bad backs are getting the attention from these guys, they think every guy wants them huge.
It took me a few years and dating women of bra sizes AA to WTF to develop an appreciation for all of them. Each woman has her right size. One thing I found out from my experience was that women typically have the same number of nerves in their boobs and nipples regardless of size, so the tiny ones are more sensitive. I thought they were more fun to play with, especially since the guys they were with would almost ignore them completely. A couple flicks here and there and she's ready to go. With the bigger boobs, it was a different kind of fun.
My favorite ones are the ones attached to my wife, and she's on the average to slightly below average size. The only time I'd say they were big was when she was pregnant and/or breastfeeding, and she really didn't want me playing with them. Not that I didn't try.
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young men are fucking idiots.
I need to be more of an idiot then :-)
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Do guys really only want huge tits?
Nope. I think size is fairly trivial.
But a lot of women -- especially younger women -- seem to think that "guys really only want huge tits."
It is not the size that is important...just that they are natural....and if they "sag" over time with maturity it just adds to the attractiveness.. :roll:
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I am amazed how many men conflate chest strap length (the number) with breast size (the letter).
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I am amazed how many men conflate chest strap length (the number) with breast size (the letter).
The three measurements of the womans chest from what I learned: Underboob, between nipples, and overall.
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I am amazed how many men conflate chest strap length (the number) with breast size (the letter).
(https://www.herstylecode.com/2017/05/how-to-measure-bra-size.jpg)
I do think a lot of men do not know the difference between upper bust and under bust measurements. Under bust is the number that appears in a bra size. Cup size is determined by the difference between the upper bust measurement and the under bust measurement. So breast obsessed, and ignorant, men will talk about “she was 38D!!!“ No Pedro, she was a 34D.
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I am amazed how many men conflate chest strap length (the number) with breast size (the letter).
(https://www.herstylecode.com/2017/05/how-to-measure-bra-size.jpg)
I do think a lot of men do not know the difference between upper bust and under bust measurements. Under bust is the number that appears in a bra size. Cup size is determined by the difference between the upper bust measurement and the under bust measurement. So breast obsessed, and ignorant, men will talk about “she was 38D!!!“ No Pedro, she was a 34D.
We're just happy to see them
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We're just happy to see them
Agreed, but I think if you are going to write erotic fiction, you ought to knows some basic female anatomy and body facts.
I see so many stories that put her hymen 4 inches inside the vagina. Or talk about inserting the penis through the cervix into the uterus. Or completely misdescribe female ejaculation.
I suspect some people write erotic fantasies, because they have no actual sexual experience. But Jesus, it totally destroys my mood to read it.
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The male anatomy as well. Most males are hung like petrol pumps
In the couple of stories I've written I try to describe the mood and feelings more than the physical characteristics...by keeping it vague every one can fill in the blanks to something than appeals to them?
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How many of you guys actually try this No Nut November thing? What is the purpose? I think the no shave November is to bring awareness to testicular cancer, is the no nut November for the same reason, or just some silliness?
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I think it is silliness related to male chastity. It would involve having the genitals locked in a chastity device. The males lover would hold the key. Hopefully they will release their love on November 30th.
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I think it was created as a mockery of No-Shave November, the annual charity event where men don't shave, groom, or cut their facial hair for the entire month of November as a way of raising awareness and money to fight cancer. NNN first appeared as a meme in 2011.
No Shave November dude??? Why don’t you call it No Nut November, you pussy!
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I think it was created as a mockery of No-Shave November, the annual charity event where men don't shave, groom, or cut their facial hair for the entire month of November as a way of raising awareness and money to fight cancer. NNN first appeared as a meme in 2011.
No Shave November dude??? Why don’t you call it No Nut November, you pussy!
Agreed. A cum is actually healthy and extends your life.
By my calculations, I'm immortal. ;D
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Agreed. A cum is actually healthy and extends your life.
By my calculations, I'm immortal. ;D
No-Shave November focuses of prostate cancer. Nutting is good for prostate health. So having blue balls for a month is actually not a good thing.
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That's what I always told myself... this is good for you Bob, it's good for you. :emot_laughing:
Oh wait...l may have been thinking about other things, like the latest story from Jules or Allen taking Shiela to pound city. ;D
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How many of you guys actually try this No Nut November thing? What is the purpose? I think the no shave November is to bring awareness to testicular cancer, is the no nut November for the same reason, or just some silliness?
I chose to do this one time this year as a sort of spiritual practice, and it sort of aligned with November. I've been working on letting some things go about myself and my past, and as part of that, I committed to no masturbation until Dec. 7th. When I do go back to it for the first time in a month, I'll be seeing it as a conclusion/release of all that I was working on letting go of.
That said, I don't think it is right to decide not to masturbate just because of a particular month or whatever. If you are going to do something related to chastity it should either have a purpose (such as detachment from addictive behaviors or some kind of HEALTHY spiritual practice) or as part of normal sexual expression and play. But just not nutting because there is a meme called no-nut-November is stupid. I also think that my previous religion was way over the top on the whole no masturbation thing, which is why I said part of a healthy spirituality rather than an obsessive one.
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I like NNN. I try to see how close to 12:01 am on November 1 that I can fail :emot_laughing:
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It's not just a stupid idea, it can be bad for your health, too. Regularly orgasming promotes a healthy prostate, and relieves stress and anxiety.
As far as No Shave November goes, I'm in favor of anything that gives me or any other man an excuse to grow a beard. I spent years working in kitchens or other jobs that had a no facial hair policy, or some rules like "You can have a beard, but can't grow a beard." Like, you had to take vacation time to get through the patchy growth phase or in my case, spend a couple weeks waiting for it to have enough color to look thick. When I worked those places, I would abuse the rules as much as possible. Like, I wouldn't shave the week before vacation knowing that I wasn't going to shave for another week, then come back in with goatee or beard. Eventually some of these places would relax the rules for playoff beards. Then NSN became a thing, and that's when "It's for charity" became "well, I'm so accustomed to this, might as well keep it." It's been 6 years since I was last clean shaven, and that was for a halloween costume. 3 years of beard growth/not trimming the chin makes my beard 15 inches or 40cm.
My beard is longer than porn cock.
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It's not just a stupid idea, it can be bad for your health, too. Regularly orgasming promotes a healthy prostate, and relieves stress and anxiety.
As far as No Shave November goes, I'm in favor of anything that gives me or any other man an excuse to grow a beard. I spent years working in kitchens or other jobs that had a no facial hair policy, or some rules like "You can have a beard, but can't grow a beard." Like, you had to take vacation time to get through the patchy growth phase or in my case, spend a couple weeks waiting for it to have enough color to look thick. When I worked those places, I would abuse the rules as much as possible. Like, I wouldn't shave the week before vacation knowing that I wasn't going to shave for another week, then come back in with goatee or beard. Eventually some of these places would relax the rules for playoff beards. Then NSN became a thing, and that's when "It's for charity" became "well, I'm so accustomed to this, might as well keep it." It's been 6 years since I was last clean shaven, and that was for a halloween costume. 3 years of beard growth/not trimming the chin makes my beard 15 inches or 40cm.
My beard is longer than porn cock.
I agree, I remember a study that says that the body stores the nutrients for semen and too much of them can make a man sick. ALSO blue balls is a real condition. If you are truly worried about the amount you jerk off, just do it less, and focus that energy into something else. Because even if you dont whack it, your body will discharge when ever the hell it wants to, in the form of wet dreams, etc. I even found out you can cum even without touching your dick if you think and focus enough. Shit is crazy how easy it is for a man to achieve orgasm with the slightest stimulation.
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My beard is longer than porn cock.
It's true, Americans will use anything as measurement except the metric system!
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Do guys really only want huge tits?
Nope. I'm less interested in big tits, especially fake.
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Do guys really only want huge tits?
Nope. I'm less interested in big tits, especially fake.
Tits are like useful ornaments to me, big, little, makes no difference to me, because I am not fucking a pair of tits, im fucking the woman wearing the tits.
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Do guys really only want huge tits?
Nope. I'm less interested in big tits, especially fake.
Tits are like useful ornaments to me, big, little, makes no difference to me, because I am not fucking a pair of tits, im fucking the woman wearing the tits.
Old UK saying - you don't look at the mantelpiece when stoking the fire; but it's nice to have a few ornaments.
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I had a big tit fetish for thirty years. Then along came Miss Bazoombahs. Cured me.
I only lust small breasted women now. Don’t know why. That’s just my thing.
(https://i.imgur.com/0DvGuCk.jpg)
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define small breasted women
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define small breasted women
AA to B. Never a C or D.
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What's the old saying? Don't look a gift tit in the cup size? :emot_laughing:
:facepalm:
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define small breasted women
I know next to nothing about bra sizes so, a small handful. Probably has to do with my first partner, but they're seemingly more sensitive and fun to play with.
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There are pros and cons for both large and small. sensitivity is one. career wise, large helps.
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There are pros and cons for both large and small. sensitivity is one. career wise, large helps.
"Career wise, large helps."
+1
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"Career wise, large helps."
+1
I'm cracking up.
So true, but you still have me cracking up.
1000 woos deserved, but only one shall be given.
#2763
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I had a big tit fetish for thirty years. Then along came Miss Bazoombahs. Cured me.
I only lust small breasted women now. Don’t know why. That’s just my thing.
(https://i.imgur.com/0DvGuCk.jpg)
Oh, my goodness! I'd spend hours sucking these brown nipples while running my hands over her hips, legs and stimulating her wonderful pussy! It would end with me taking her doggy style or kneeling in front of her for a cunnilingus, or the reverse with her teenage figure kneeling in front of me for a heated blowjob; her choice! I love small-breasted brunettes! WOO!
To answer the question, small breasts could be described as "flat", "rather flat", '"flat and fascinating", "small and perky", "small and juicy", "small with cock-hardening apexes", etc., etc., or something like "small and strangely full" in the case of a very short girl who has small breasts that look average on her diminutive size --- such petite girls are most often met in the UA section. And I'm getting hard just writing this!
I will never describe small breasts as "curvy", "plump" or "generous".
I need to take a break and go to Subway, and ask the small-breasted employee when her shift finishes. ;D
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There are pros and cons for both large and small. sensitivity is one. career wise, large helps.
Years ago, I remember sitting around at my friends house putting my breast in a martini glass because we heard that was the "perfect size". At the time they fit, now they're a bit bigger.
Not big enough to benefit my career.
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I'll stick with perky.
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I also have to agree that tiny little breasts are the most arousing. But having said that, busts of all different sizes are alluring. It's like having a favorite meal that can be served in different ways at various restaurants; you may clearly prefer one version over the others, but they're all still quite tasty!
And to echo what HistBuff was saying, the tiny tits do also tend to go hand in hand with UA fantasies. Youth and innocence are often a big turn on, so a smaller, developing chest on a girl helps sell that side of the fantasy.
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I also have to agree that tiny little breasts are the most arousing. But having said that, busts of all different sizes are alluring. It's like having a favorite meal that can be served in different ways at various restaurants; you may clearly prefer one version over the others, but they're all still quite tasty!
And to echo what HistBuff was saying, the tiny tits do also tend to go hand in hand with UA fantasies. Youth and innocence are often a big turn on, so a smaller, developing chest on a girl helps sell that side of the fantasy.
Yes, yes and yes! I will never say it enough; I am very, very happy to have a place on the Internet where I can fully express this UA side of my fantasies! I often want to uncover the small breasts of some nice girl, suck them all my content, and then take her mouth and discharge loads of cum on these sweet breasts of hers! WOO for commenting on this! Keep in mind that I'm only referring to my fantasies as they are expressed in fictional stories.
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Just so long as you mean 18+ by “teenage.“ Remember, no RL under the age of 18 on KB.
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Just so long as you mean 18+ by “teenage.“ Remember, no RL under the age of 18 on KB.
Guilty as charged! I got carried away by the fictional story I'm currently writing about the Romanov daughters. It goes without saying that I keep those fantasies to fictional space in the UA section, safe behind the membership wall. Thanks for the reminder!
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1. You know I don’t give a shit.
2. The rules are designed to protect KB, not to censor or judge people’s fantasies.
3. Rasputin must have been hung like a mule.
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3. Rasputin must have been hung like a mule.
After they poisoned, stabbed, shot and drowned him, they also cut his cock off. Hung was about the only thing they didn't do to him. But he was. Google it.
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So, when you get an erection, do you feel the urge to take care of it? Or as you put it in the sister thread, do you need to find "an excuse to hit the restrooms and rub one out?"
Really kinda depends on the situation. When guys say it has a mind of its own... they're not lying! That sucker will pop up for seemingly no apparent reason! Sometimes, It's just an annoyance and we ignore it. Other times, we know why we are getting hard and... well... yeah, the little fucker demands some attentions. And yes, at least for me, I have no issue excusing myself to go to the bathroom to rub one out. The issue there is... sometimes you cum a LOT more than expected and make a bigger mess than anticipated.
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What do men really think when they see a woman without her heavily padded bra? :(
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What do men really think when they see a woman without her heavily padded bra? :(
Depends what she is wearing on top. If nothing then, wow - tits :emot_clap:
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What do men really think when they see a woman without her heavily padded bra? :(
Depends what she is wearing on top. If nothing then, wow - tits :emot_clap:
Love you obi!! 💋
I was going to say most men would think "boobs, cool"!
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Boys, hello, everyone. Can you tell how sexy I am, please? I think there's enough pictures to do that.
My link tree is:
https://linktr.ee/littlemrssammy
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just waiting for someone else to open the link, My net security is not the best. I'm sure you are cute, sexy or handsome and studly as Frostbite is a generic name and don't know if you are man woman or FBI
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just waiting for someone else to open the link, My net security is not the best. I'm sure you are cute, sexy or handsome and studly as Frostbite is a generic name and don't know if you are man woman or FBI
Its just her list of sites she can be found on. Shes a solid 8/10. I would rate her higher, if she didn't join the board to just promote her OF. Pass on actually going any further than a passing glance at her photos. Not going to lie, but it is sketchy as all hell to have a link to a 3rd rate porn site that hosts "your" nudes. And all of your photo's seem to be of different girls who remotely look like you. But w/e gets you those simp dollars.Just an honest male review.
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how do you give a good blowjob ???
what do men exactly like??
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how do you give a good blowjob ???
what do men exactly like??
As a longtime professional male, Despite my personal problems, before I used to enjoy BJ'S but eating a woman out was better. But when it comes to oral/foreplay, experimentation is the name of the game. I used to love a fingernail traced along the underside of my cock, before my problems, and my wife looking up at me as she held the tip in. Adapt and explore is the best I can tell you, some guys like hard sucking pressure, others don't. Thats like asking a single woman to write a roadmap of how to eat out every woman world wide. But in your case, men are a lot more forgiving just remember mind the teeth!
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how do you give a good blowjob ???
what do men exactly like??
As always, communication is important. Every guy is different. Some might be happy enough if you focus on the head of their cock, some will also want some attention elsewhere along their dick, and some might even like a finger up the backside
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how do you give a good blowjob ???
what do men exactly like??
Give enough of them and you'll know ;).
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I have a kind of Brotherhood of Men emergency.
Two boys showed up at my house last night to ask out my youngest (18) daughter, and her friend whom I adopted (18). Those motherfucking simp bastards were wearing three piece each. They yes sir and no sir me alot and I told them to wait on the porch. First instinct was to go for the M1911 as shotguns are loud and messy. But I found the girls snacking and listening to music. I let them know that they had two gentlemen callers. They rolled their eyes so hard I almost felt the earth move. They told me to send them away. Apparently they dress like that at school too, and have been bothering them.
So I put my suit jacket back on, fix myself up like I was going to work.
With my cane (for effect, I only need it if my knee starts acting up) I step out onto the porch.
"Fella's it seems my esteemed daughters are not interested in speaking with you."
"Sir, can we come in and speak to them?"
Excuse me? I don't want you even on my porch, fouling it up with your overflowing desperation.
"No."
"Why?"
"Because they do not want your time, or company, and I do not want you in my house. Simple, No?"
I tapped my cane on the porch for effect, and they tried to debate me on their merits and that I could trust them.
I cut their arguments down, and flatly told them that the girls are not remotely interested in them.
They pressed their point.
They filled my fuck it and enough buckets to overflowing.
"Look, you show up uninvited, dressed like your some low level goon, and expect a cheap suit and sweet words are going to let you in my front door. First off, If they wanted to contact you, they have phones. Second, there is a rule at my house. The majority of my children are female, and that means I don't want no snot nose, fresh off their mother's tit puppies to come howling and barking on my porch. And even if you are some low tier genius you make yourself out to be, my answer will always be no."
From her room window she heard it all. I swear they were laughing.
But I am not one to fully damage a boy's pride, so I told them to leave, and as I was turning to go in, my daughters rush past me to tear into them.
The sound of teen boys trying not to cry as they got their hope riddled hearts ripped out, stomped on and burned to ash, and the ashes mixed with the concrete base for the statue of a hand flipping the bird to them is almost satisfying, yet I did have a little sympathy for them.
So the problem I am seeing in the new generations of men we are allowing to roam free: The Simp/Gentleman wannabe.
We need to gather these boys up, and get some actual women to tell them to their faces the Desperation and that fake act reeks. Women can smell it a mile away, and it sets off their bullshit radar heavily.
Gentleman has nothing to do with manners per se. It literally means "Gentrified Man" or one born of the upper class. Basically "Not a Commoner." Even the chivalry code has only one small part about how to deal with women. Boys are using this to make them seem more "worthy" to gain the attention of girls and women. Bruh, its pathetic that you have to fake having some manners to try to get in a girls Victoria's Secrets. All of it should come naturally, and not forced. Holding the door, pulling out the chair, Yes ma'm No Ma'am, all of it should have been taught to you from early on, and trying to be some noble upscale prick makes you look like the peacock who lost his feather.
Even an bastard like me had a gf, got married and made a life, and I come from the low end of the middle class, more low class.
Boys, women are varied and different, How about you try just talking. No expectations, no tit for tat, just an open and honest conversation. If it works, great, if it doesnt, walk on?
Simps are the lowest life form to me. They make all men look bad, creating a false air of devotion, and raising expectations. Self respect is a sexy thing, bro, have enough to know when to walk away, because if shes not into you, she will never be.
Gah, sorry, this was stuck in my craw all day.
Wisdom from the men who lived before me and imparted it on me:
There are only 4 times a man needs to wear a suit (tuxes do not count.)
1. Church
2. Work
3. Proposing to your gf.
4. In your coffin.
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I was in a all boys highschool. The better part of 200 years old. Manners. Integrity. Means a lot. You can't fake being a gentleman. And you sure as hell don't advertise it. You don't use it to get into a pair of panties. It will show through. (not the panties you perverts :emot_laughing:)
And remember this. A bottle of water will make for a fairly surpressor for a 1911.
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I was in a all boys highschool. The better part of 200 years old. Manners. Integrity. Means a lot. You can't fake being a gentleman. And you sure as hell don't advertise it. You don't use it to get into a pair of panties. It will show through. (not the panties you perverts :emot_laughing:)
And remember this. A bottle of water will make for a fairly effective surpressor for a 1911.
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I was in a all boys highschool. The better part of 200 years old. Manners. Integrity. Means a lot. You can't fake being a gentleman. And you sure as hell don't advertise it. You don't use it to get into a pair of panties. It will show through. (not the panties you perverts :emot_laughing:)
And remember this. A bottle of water will make for a fairly surpressor for a 1911.
My point exactly. To quote the Kingsmen "Manners maketh Man" It pissed me off how fake they were, and the thought that those jackasses might have succeeded makes me angrier, But fortunately, she is like her mother, and wont be fooled, and they both are tremendously smart.
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My son had an appointment to meet a faculty advisor today. I told him to wear a dress shirt and a sport coat. “I’m already on campus and kind of stinky. I’m wearing a hoodie.” I don’t think they understand.
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My son had an appointment to meet a faculty advisor today. I told him to wear a dress shirt and a sport coat. “I’m already on campus and kind of stinky. I’m wearing a hoodie.” I don’t think they understand.
A true man takes care of himself, even if he doesn't feel like it. Fit the clothes to the occasion. I mean I wore a nice shirt and slacks when I met my Advisor. I stressed it to my son while he was growing up that you had to look presentable in public, if you are doing more than shopping or hanging out with friends, because the one person who notices you might be the one person who might have to hire you. Good Impressions and all.
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I invited that. But the “true man” comment was not appreciated. You can be a real dick when you want to be, but you already knew that.
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I invited that. But the “true man” comment was not appreciated. You can be a real dick when you want to be, but you already knew that.
Sorry my friend. I was not trying to be a dick with it. Its just I had years of training drilled into me being a meat brick and all. My mom told me, my dad, his dad, and even before he passed, my great grandfather told me to always be presentable, because as a meat brick, people are already judging you off the bat, "Hes a big boy" and all. I was not implying that your son was not a true man, but I think its foolish to ignore sage advice, especially when meeting someone who holds your future in their hands. If my father said that to me, I would have ran home and cleaned up, just because once out of college the world will chew you up. I wasnt questioning his manhood, just his (from what you have said about him up until now) distinct lack of common sense. PH, many apologies to you, but this was not me wanting to be an asshole to anyone.
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how do you give a good blowjob ???
what do men exactly like??
My wife wasn't that good until she read "How to eat a banana" - then she became an expert. ;D
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Sorry my friend. I was not trying to be a dick with it. Its just I had years of training drilled into me being a meat brick and all. My mom told me, my dad, his dad, and even before he passed, my great grandfather told me to always be presentable.
I remember the time my father picked me up at the airport from college. I was wearing khaki slacks, a polo shirt, and a blue blazer. He informed me that if I wasn’t wearing a coat and tie on the airplane, not to call him. “Take a taxi next time, if you plan to dress so casually.”
My son is an Eagle Scout, Legislative intern, Phi Beta Kappa, and cum laude honors graduate. He knows how to present.
I think my comment was more of a lament that we are seeing, things become progressively more casual, and informal, over time. I think the pandemic, and working at home in your pajamas, has only accelerated this trend. Wearing t-shirts and baseball caps, while yelling at the President during the SOTA is symptomatic of a general lack of decorum. I worry for a future I will not live to see.
So sorry I was triggered.
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Sorry my friend. I was not trying to be a dick with it. Its just I had years of training drilled into me being a meat brick and all. My mom told me, my dad, his dad, and even before he passed, my great grandfather told me to always be presentable.
I remember the time my father picked me up at the airport from college. I was wearing khaki slacks, a polo shirt, and a blue blazer. He informed me that if I wasn’t wearing a coat and tie on the airplane, not to call him. “Take a taxi next time, if you plan to dress so casually.”
My son is an Eagle Scout, Legislative intern, Phi Beta Kappa, and cum laude honors graduate. He knows how to present.
I think my comment was more of a lament that we are seeing, things become progressively more casual, and informal, over time. I think the pandemic, and working at home in your pajamas, has only accelerated this trend. Wearing t-shirts and baseball caps, while yelling at the President during the SOTA is symptomatic of a general lack of decorum. I worry for a future I will not live to see.
So sorry I was triggered.
I am totally with you on that.
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1902:
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1950’s:
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Today:
(https://planning-org-uploaded-media.s3.amazonaws.com/legacy_resources/greatplaces/streets/2012/img/fifthavenue03.jpg)
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When I started work ,back in the 70's , the company had a strict compulsory dress code for both men and women.
Fast forward to today .
We have had lots of dealings with authorities due to the Brexit debacle and I found it very difficult to take seriously the scruffy functionaire sitting across from me with his teeshirt ,ripped jeans and ponytail.
This individual had the power to decide our future but there was no air of authority about him and it kind of made the whole thing a bit of a joke.
Wrong for such a serious matter, sure he was qualified , yes he was pleasant but there was something not quite right. An "impression" is important. Why don't todays people get that .
Nicky x
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Allan doesn't always dress his best for certain things. Not sure what his priorities are when it comes to dressing up, but there are days, he'll take out his dress blues as if that what hes going to wear, but decides a shirt and tie will do. Then there are days where I think he should wear somthing formal, and he'll just grab and where whatever, and say, "After everything I've gone through in the service, if they're going judge me on clothes, f*ck 'em. Their opinion doesn't mean a damn thing to me."
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I spent my 20 years in a suit and tie. Then started my own business that required work clothes. Still I made sure they were neat and clean.
Now in retirement it's like Allen...f**k 'em. Well, going out I stay presentable but I no longer have a suit and tie. ;D
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With all due apologies, this has become "Ask An Old Male a Question."
Of course, one should always dress appropriately. However, what constitutes "appropriate dress" has evolved over time. The word "appropriate" is an opinion, and what was considered "appropriate dress" in the 1900s or 1950s may not be appropriate today. A lot of the posts above are by way of saying "I wish people dressed like they used to, when I was younger." There's nothing wrong with that desire, but it's still an opinion. And there's a word for "wishing things were the way they used to be."
Here's President Coolidge, throwing the first pitch in the 1924 World Series:
(https://i.postimg.cc/sD03n6y1/ap241004079-2.jpg)
The men are all wearing suits and hats, and the women are all wearing pretty dresses.
I went to a Cubs game at CitiField back in August, and I wore shorts, sneakers, and a Cubs jersey. I was dressed nothing like the ladies in the picture taken 100 years ago.
In context, the "scruffy functionaire sitting across from me with his tee-shirt, ripped jeans and ponytail" was dressed appropriately.
That was then, this is now.
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(https://www.meisterdrucke.us/kunstwerke/1260px/German_School_-_Costume_of_French_royalty_and_nobility_16th_Century_-_%28MeisterDrucke-530391%29.jpg)
I swear, these young people do not know how to dress.
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I work in tshirt and shorts. But when the need arises, I do look damn good in a suit
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With all due apologies, this has become "Ask An Old Male a Question."
Of course, one should always dress appropriately. However, what constitutes "appropriate dress" has evolved over time. The word "appropriate" is an opinion, and what was considered "appropriate dress" in the 1900s or 1950s may not be appropriate today. A lot of the posts above are by way of saying "I wish people dressed like they used to, when I was younger." There's nothing wrong with that desire, but it's still an opinion. And there's a word for "wishing things were the way they used to be."
Here's President Coolidge, throwing the first pitch in the 1924 World Series:
(https://i.postimg.cc/sD03n6y1/ap241004079-2.jpg)
The men are all wearing suits and hats, and the women are all wearing pretty dresses.
I went to a Cubs game at CitiField back in August, and I wore shorts, sneakers, and a Cubs jersey. I was dressed nothing like the ladies in the picture taken 100 years ago.
In context, the "scruffy functionaire sitting across from me with his tee-shirt, ripped jeans and ponytail" was dressed appropriately.
That was then, this is now.
The scruffy functionaire ,tee-shirt, ripped jeans and ponytail was NOT dressed appropriately for the seriousness of the task before him but you would have had to have been there to appreciate that.
As to the "Ask An Old Male a Question" ......... When I was young I was told that I could learn a lot from old folks by listening to their opinions, but hey "that was then , this is now" I wish you young folks well.
Nicky [ An old FEMALE]
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I work in tshirt and shorts. But when the need arises, I do look damn good in a suit
Bravo , You get it, well done .
Nicky x :emot_kiss:
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Here's President Coolidge, throwing the first pitch in the 1924 World Series:
(https://i.postimg.cc/sD03n6y1/ap241004079-2.jpg)
The men are all wearing suits and hats, and the women are all wearing pretty dresses.
Most of the women are wearing hats as well.
Seriously, when was the last time you saw anyone wearing a hat, male or female? (Baseball caps do NOT count.)
I don't even remember the last time I saw an Easter bonnet, let alone one with frills upon it.
To quote a Nobel laureate, "The times, they are a'changin' (https://genius.com/Bob-dylan-the-times-they-are-a-changin-lyrics)."
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Here's President Coolidge, throwing the first pitch in the 1924 World Series:
(https://i.postimg.cc/sD03n6y1/ap241004079-2.jpg)
The men are all wearing suits and hats, and the women are all wearing pretty dresses.
Most of the women are wearing hats as well.
Seriously, when was the last time you saw anyone wearing a hat, male or female? (Baseball caps do NOT count.)
I don't even remember the last time I saw an Easter bonnet, let alone one with frills upon it.
To quote a Nobel laureate, "The times, they are a'changin' (https://genius.com/Bob-dylan-the-times-they-are-a-changin-lyrics)."
If you go to Harlem or another NYC neighborhood with a high percentage of black residents on a Sunday morning, you'll see many women, and some men, wearing hats as they go to church.
Every year, NYC hosts an annual Easter Parade in Midtown Manhattan. You'll see many Easter bonnets there:
(https://i.postimg.cc/43K64q0D/Easter-Parade-Bonnet-Festival-1024x683.jpg)
(https://i.postimg.cc/1370Qsv0/nyc-easter-parade-and-bonnet-festival.jpg)
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I wear a hat daily. My favorite is my Stetson Open Road. LBJ is perhaps the most famous Stetson wearer, but LBJ, Truman, and Ike also wore one. JFK pretty much killed wearing hats in public for men.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9a/d3/26/9ad326503d1cc18fdf33f2be8be3f363.jpg)
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JFK pretty much killed wearing hats in public for men.
That's an urban legend.
Kennedy wore a top hat for all of the events surrounding his inauguration. He simply removed it, out of courtesy, when delivering his inaugural address:
(https://i.postimg.cc/bdcc9Pzc/JFK-Hat.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/5Q3RfZYn)
(https://i.postimg.cc/8krhcGrp/IKE-and-JFK.webp) (https://postimages.org/)
Neither his predecessor not his successor wore hats while delivering their inaugural addresses:
(https://i.postimg.cc/02s9SGr6/IKE-Hat.webp)
(https://i.postimg.cc/05m8rX5R/Johnson-Hat.jpg)
By the mid-1950s, hat sales were already facing a steady decline. Kennedy's going hatless was simply the result of a longer-term trend.. It was an effect, and not a cause.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/hat-trick/
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I am not familiar with Hat etiquette I know:
Remove your hat for a lady, or someone in a position higher than you
Remove your hat indoors, like at church.
Match your hat to the suit you are wearing.
Hats off for the Pledge or National Anthem
Other than that, I only own 1 hat, and its my great grandfather's fedora, as he wanted one like Dick Tracy when the comics came out. I don't wear it often, as the only suit that matches it, is a winter suit, that I have to have taken in, since I lost weight.
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Kennedy generally did not wear a hat in public. His predecessors generally did. I don’t know that there’s a cause and effect connection, or if it just reflected changing fashion trends of the time. But men stopped wearing hats in the 60’s and 70’s. I have three Fedoras, the Open Road, and two straw Panamas. I’d like a Boater.
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Kennedy generally did not wear a hat in public. His predecessors generally did. I don’t know that there’s a cause and effect connection, or if it just reflected changing fashion trends of the time. But men stopped wearing hats in the 60’s and 70’s. I have three Fedoras, the Open Road, and two straw Panamas. I’d like a Boater.
I'd bet you'll look very fetching in a straw boater.
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I'd bet you'll look very fetching in a straw boater.
I want a seersucker suit, bow tie, and a boater.
I’m sorry your Honor, but in light of the inclement weather, may we be permitted to remove our jackets?
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I’m sorry your Honor, but in light of the inclement weather, may we be permitted to remove our jackets?
(https://bamfstyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/tkam-main1.jpg)
On my list of the all time greatest books and films. Saw the stage play adaptation last year.
Suggested that we call our second son Atticus, Mrs Obi wasn't agreeable.