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Reply #180 on: June 10, 2013, 01:16:44 AM
Quote from: TinyDancer on June 09, 2013, 11:35:40 PM
Fuck off Leviticus! I might give up clothes but ain't no way I'm gonna give up pork!!!!

I got some bacon for you, babe...

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Reply #181 on: June 10, 2013, 12:10:04 PM
 :emot_laughing:  You're such a nut Fish, thanks for the laugh so early in the morning.


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Reply #182 on: June 10, 2013, 02:05:13 PM


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Reply #183 on: June 10, 2013, 11:01:50 PM
Jesus and Moses get together for a little reunion. Moses says" I haven't parted a sea in a long time". So he raises his hands, and a sea parts. He looks at Jesus and says "Damn that was fun".

So Jesus looks at Moses and says " I haven't walk across water in a long time". Jesus starts to walk on water. He gets out about 10 feet and sinks, so he swims back in.

"What the hell went went wrong? I'm gonna try again."

This time he gets out about 20 feet, and he sinks, so he swims back in.

"I still don't know what happened, I'm gonna try one more time."

He gets out about 30 feet and sinks, so he swims back in. He looks right at Moses and says " I know why I can't do it. The last time I tried it I didn't have holes in my feet."


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Reply #184 on: June 10, 2013, 11:25:44 PM
Oh, SNAP!  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #185 on: June 11, 2013, 06:04:48 AM
Ummm, tax relief for the rich?

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Reply #186 on: June 11, 2013, 06:07:41 AM
Building a bigger church?


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Reply #187 on: June 11, 2013, 06:41:27 AM
They are pretty concerned about the lyrics to "Jesus loves the little children of the world" and the literal interpretation of those lyrics.... :emot_weird:

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Reply #188 on: June 11, 2013, 07:35:01 AM
Shaming the women for having opinions?

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Reply #189 on: June 11, 2013, 01:58:15 PM


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Reply #190 on: June 12, 2013, 04:41:16 AM
Fuck yeah! ...only I'm not preachy about my anti-religious views, because not all religious people are preachy about their myths.

Love the God vs. unicorns one, woo!

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Reply #191 on: June 12, 2013, 08:09:57 PM
<  :D don't remember if I already posted this one... >


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Reply #192 on: June 13, 2013, 01:30:55 PM


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Reply #193 on: June 13, 2013, 03:13:52 PM
WOO!!!!

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Reply #194 on: June 13, 2013, 07:23:19 PM

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Reply #195 on: June 14, 2013, 01:48:19 AM

Late at night you are walking and you see a floating light and you think huh. You keep walking and see me just standing there blank faced.

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Reply #197 on: June 19, 2013, 01:19:17 AM
Dave Alan, first contact with God.



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Reply #198 on: June 19, 2013, 06:19:25 AM
"No, Mary was mariied to joseph... shut up!" I LOVE IT! lol

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Reply #199 on: June 24, 2013, 02:57:12 AM







Remember the Golden Rule: you do me, and I\'ll do you (paraphrased)

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