Random Sexual Thoughts

[_priapism]

I put the vibrator in her pussy, the “clit stimulator” in her ass, and held the Hitachi on her clit.  She had a good two minutes of orgasmic waves.  My work here is done.

[_priapism]

Those obscene noises she makes when you’re putting fingers, tongue, toys, and finally your cock, in both holes.  Individually and together.  Treating her pussy like the fuck toy it is.

[psiberzerker]

Those obscene noises she makes when you’re putting fingers, tongue, toys, and finally your cock, in both holes.  Individually and together.  Treating her pussy like the fuck toy it is.

Yeah, a good one is going back and forth, thrust by thrust.  If you have enough control, I've found that a slow penetration of the ass, followed by a rapid withdrawl, fast stab into the vulva, then slow withdrawl....  (Rinse repeat) seems to have the best results on the most women.

With the caveat that they're all different, and respond differently.

[littleamy]

I put the vibrator in her pussy, the “clit stimulator” in her ass, and held the Hitachi on her clit.  She had a good two minutes of orgasmic waves.  My work here is done.

I hear what your saying, however I'm so over the mic drop. It's been done a thousand times 

[_priapism]

My friend married a young Russian girl, 35 years his junior.  She fancies herself a model, and has a second Instagram account, in Russian, I’m sure he doesn’t know about.  Why you ask?  She post mainly nude and semi-nude photos of herself there.  I’ve never mentioned it, but I’m on the “follows” list.  So when we all go out, she gives me these looks.  I wonder if she knows I blew a big load over her nudes in Yekaterinburg.

[_priapism]

My ex was only twenty when I met up with her, and had never had a “real” boyfriend as she said, so I really enjoyed undressing her with the lights on, and forcing her to allow me to touch her in her most delicate areas, not gently, while I made her confess what a cock hungry little whore she really was.  She had a big hairy bush and ass crack, so I’d tug on her cunt lips and rim her ass, until she was screaming with a big sticky O, while I enjoyed her youthful inexperience.  Then I’d make her sit on the bathroom counter, while I wedged my cock all the way up her tight pussy, for some bareback snake wrestling.  Good times.

[psiberzerker]

My ex was only twenty when I met up with her, and had never had a “real” boyfriend.

How old were you?  The rest is really hot, but since being older and more experienced seemed to be a significant factor, I'm curious.  How much older?  40s?

[_priapism]

I still fantasize about my ex.  And her mother.  Sometimes together.  Usually apart.

Mind you, I don't want to be with my ex, and I would definitely turn down an invitation.  Not that *that* would ever happen.  Maybe her mother... we were shamefully close.

And her mother's mother.  But other than that, I'm gonna draw a line.   

I’ve been thinking about my ex mother in law.  I really wanted to bang her 60 year old pussy.

[e_monster]

What a grin!

[bachman]

I can see why you would want to

[_priapism]

[MissBarbara]

Or her... 

[_priapism]

Or her... 

[_priapism]

My boss’s wife.  Whew.

[psiberzerker]

Yeuw ever been to Texas?  Because we've got rivers of that running down the gutters and clogging up the storm drains whenever it rains around here.  I'm just saying, if that's the look you're after?  Come to Waco, and cruise around Baylor.  

[_priapism]

Yeuw ever been to Texas?  Because we've got rivers of that running down the gutters and clogging up the storm drains whenever it rains around here.  I'm just saying, if that's the look you're after?  Come to Waco, and cruise around Baylor.  

Dear, I live in the Hill Country north of SA.  I’m a double UT grad, and have known a few Baylor women in the Biblical sense.

[psiberzerker]

Dear, I live in the Hill Country north of SA.  I’m a double UT grad, and have known a few Baylor women in the Biblical sense.

Cool!  I thought that background looked familiar when I wrote it.  That boss's wife of yours, she's probably got a Lone Star tramp stamp on the small of her back, ain't she?

Yeah, I used to live in Hunter's Chase, SA.  (Pronounced "Esse!")

[_priapism]

Dear, I live in the Hill Country north of SA.  I’m a double UT grad, and have known a few Baylor women in the Biblical sense.

Cool!  I thought that background looked familiar when I wrote it.  That boss's wife of yours, she's probably got a Lone Star tramp stamp on the small of her back, ain't she?

Yeah, I used to live in Hunter's Chase, SA.  (Pronounced "Esse!")

I think that’s Amanda Heard, but a doppelgänger.  Never post the boss’s wife's photo to a porn site is a good rule to follow.  Or so I’m told.

[psiberzerker]

Never post the boss’s wife's photo to a porn site is a good rule to follow.

Well, especially with specifics, like the city, and the Part of the city.  Okay, SA could be San Angelo.  Uhm, hill country north of San Angelo?  (I lived on the streets there.  I don't recommend it, the dumpster diving is offal, but a pretty damned good downtown library.)  I mean yeah, if you drive far enough north.  LOL.

There's a lot of creeps out there, just saying.  I hope that's a celebrity pic, but it still screams "TEXAS AS FUCK!"

[littleamy]

I think she was his other half at one time