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So bite me, 8)
Love,
Lois :emot_kiss:
(http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y462/staffpicks/Animated_GIFs/transformer.gif)
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So bite me, 8)
Love,
Lois :emot_kiss:
(http://i1276.photobucket.com/albums/y462/staffpicks/Animated_GIFs/transformer.gif)
A little to the left Lois....
Chomp chomp chomp.....Consider yourself bitten. LOL
Now pucker up buttercup and bite me back. :emot_kiss:
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Lick, lick, lick, bite!
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Lick, lick, lick, bite!
Ouch......that kinda hurt.......Now kiss it. :emot_kiss:
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This is too funny........
I can only imagine what this will degenerate to.
Ya Perverts.....
Damn...now I need Katie!!!...where the hell is she when ya really need her?
Love,
Liz
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This is too funny........
I can only imagine what this will degenerate to.
Ya Perverts.....
Damn...now I need Katie!!!...where the hell is she when ya really need her?
Love,
Liz
I could go for some Katie right about now too.
(http://www.clownantics.com/images/products/q1676.jpg)
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I'll never need Syrup of Ipecac again.
:D
Love,
Toe
bwahahaha
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This is too funny........
I can only imagine what this will degenerate to.
Ya Perverts.....
Damn...now I need Katie!!!...where the hell is she when ya really need her?
Love,
Liz
licking at your delicate parts, Liz.
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This is too funny........
I can only imagine what this will degenerate to.
Ya Perverts.....
Damn...now I need Katie!!!...where the hell is she when ya really need her?
Love,
Liz
licking at your delicate parts, Liz.
Dear Katie......
Kissing you softly, Hugging you tightly and Whispering gently in your ear.
Dancing ever so slowly on the ballroom floor while the starlight sparkles in your hair.
Love Ya....
Liz
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This is too funny........
I can only imagine what this will degenerate to.
Ya Perverts.....
Damn...now I need Katie!!!...where the hell is she when ya really need her?
Love,
Liz
licking at your delicate parts, Liz.
Just wondering - Before or after she rides the horse?
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This is too funny........
I can only imagine what this will degenerate to.
Ya Perverts.....
Damn...now I need Katie!!!...where the hell is she when ya really need her?
Love,
Liz
licking at your delicate parts, Liz.
Just wondering - Before or after she rides the horse?
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljusxbt0481qz9qj5o1_400.gif)
Either way.
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As someone I knew used to say: everything Jenifer Connelly does is hawt.
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She needs to grind more, or nothing will happen on that hobby horse.
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She needs to grind more, or nothing will happen on that hobby horse.
What???
You hope she gets bucked off the damn thing.??
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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As someone I knew used to say: everything Jenifer Connelly does is hawt.
That thar is one smart hombre.
She's one of my dream girls too.
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Sometimes a few restraints will keep you tall in the saddle.
(http://ist2-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/4/8/9/9/48994/1/l/o/z/1loz2/sybian%20heaving%20chest%20orgasm%20hot.gif)
Wow, I didn't realize that Elizabeth wore her bangs down like that. That's kinda hot. ;D
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:emot_laughing:
Cute, real cute.......
But I have to admitt, that does look like fun.
Love,
Liz
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Wow! A flirt thread? I love it.
But now Lois is saying "bite me"? I thought Liz had that copyrighted? 8)
....watches Liz and Katie riding together..... :emot_kiss:
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:emot_laughing:
Cute, real cute.......
But I have to admitt, that does look like fun.
Love,
Liz
Sweetheart, I have one of those with a kick start....Cum on over. LOL
Lois wouldn't have to ask twice either.....I'l bite her all over the place. :emot_kiss:
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:emot_laughing:
And "YES" ...."Bite Me" is copyrighted by me.
But occasionally I let Lois and Katie use it.......for a fee of course.
(That fee being very a secret thing....no cash involved, just other more interesting stuff).
:D
Love,
Liz
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:emot_laughing:
And "YES" ...."Bite Me" is copyrighted by me.
But occasionally I let Lois and Katie use it.......for a fee of course.
(That fee being very a secret thing....no cash involved, just other more interesting stuff).
:D
Love,
Liz
You only bite Katie and lois? :o How about janus or me? 8) 8)
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You only bite Katie and lois? :o How about janus or me? 8) 8)
She said she wouldn't bite me because she thinks I'd bite her back.....I promised her I wouldn't but I have to confess that my hands were behind my back with my fingers crossed.
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Both of you are "Clowns"
:D
Love Ya....
Liz
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I, on the other hand, might qualify for love bite from Liz. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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I, on the other hand, might qualify for live bite from Liz. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Liz said I was live bait too. 8) 8) 8)
Thank you Liz. Nothing wrong with being a clown.
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I, on the other hand, might qualify for live bite from Liz. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Liz said I was live bait too. 8) 8) 8)
Thank you Liz. Nothing wrong with being a clown.
But clowns are scary fuckers...
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Rips up the yellow cards and flirts relentlessly with Celticfeline.
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But clowns are scary fuckers...
I'd be afraid of a Butt Clown also
(http://www.rounds.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cat-butt-clown.jpg)
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But clowns are scary fuckers...
I'd be afraid of a Butt Clown also
(http://www.rounds.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cat-butt-clown.jpg)
Hey is that a butt pencil sharpener I see...?
vinney
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(http://www.rounds.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cat-butt-clown.jpg)
Hey is that a butt pencil sharpener I see...?
vinney
Dares Vinney to stick a pencil in there to find out..... 8)
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(http://www.rounds.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cat-butt-clown.jpg)
Hey is that a butt pencil sharpener I see...?
vinney
Dares Vinney to stick a pencil in there to find out..... 8)
Hell and damnation... I just stuck one in there and it disappeared...!!! :o
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Rips up the yellow cards and flirts relentlessly with Celticfeline.
Turns six shades of red and giggles
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But clowns are scary fuckers...
I'd be afraid of a Butt Clown also
(http://www.rounds.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cat-butt-clown.jpg)
Oh sweet fecking tap dancing christ NO!!!
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I'd be afraid of a Butt Clown also
(http://www.rounds.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cat-butt-clown.jpg)
(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131107225712/mlp/images/b/b0/Brain_bleach.jpg)
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So bite me, 8)
I wouldn't bite you, not at first, but I'd happily lick any part that came close enough...
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Rips up the yellow cards and flirts relentlessly with Celticfeline.
Turns six shades of red and giggles
You look so cute in shades of red..... 8)
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Rips up the yellow cards and flirts relentlessly with Celticfeline.
Turns six shades of red and giggles
You look so cute in shades of red..... 8)
Would that be fifty shades?
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Rips up the yellow cards and flirts relentlessly with Celticfeline.
Turns six shades of red and giggles
You look so cute in shades of red..... 8)
Would that be fifty shades?
*hides the leather*
Fifty shades is good fantasy material but it is not my cup of tea reality wise but still...hiding the leather now....retaining handcuff key on person as well...just in case anyone has ideas
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Rips up the yellow cards and flirts relentlessly with Celticfeline.
Turns six shades of red and giggles
You look so cute in shades of red..... 8)
You say that no matter what i say m'dear.... I could roll around in mud and spanish moss and you'd ask to climb me like a tree. Hahaha
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Rips up the yellow cards and flirts relentlessly with Celticfeline.
Turns six shades of red and giggles
You look so cute in shades of red..... 8)
You say that no matter what i say m'dear.... I could roll around in mud and spanish moss and you'd ask to climb me like a tree. Hahaha
You do know me. Hmm, Spanish moss? Kinky. 8) 8)
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Hasn't any one explained to her that it is more fun if she is the one ridden. I volunteer to demonstrate to her if she comes around one day.
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*lick*... Hows that Fred?
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:emot_laughing:
How about removing his penis.?
Wait a minute....Never Mind......
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Liz, why are you always obsessing over my penis. Why are you still desperately in love with me? I've told you already, I only want to be friends, nothing more. Friendly hugs are fine, but you're not getting into my pants. Sorry.
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Not worried. I have strategically placed cats ready to pounce if Phtlc tries anything... ;-)
I'm prepared for the cats
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Yes, I have 14 cats, hot sauce, and sand paper.
No need for hot sauce. I won't eat them; I'll just turn them into fur hats.
He will have to imagine the pussy.
I do that from time to time
Hand job from hell, here it comes!
Uhm...I don't really know you that well :-[ but if you really want to I guess that's OK so long as you understand I don't want to go any further. At least not on the first date.
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Not worried. I have strategically placed cats ready to pounce if Phtlc tries anything... ;-)
I'm prepared for the cats
No you are not.........."and"....you never will be.!!!
When the "Zombie Cats" come, they will be coming for you!!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Yes, I have 14 cats, hot sauce, and sand paper. He will have to imagine the pussy.
Hand job from hell, here it comes!
And cat hair all over everything!
A 30-06 round does tend to spread the cat hair everywhere (along with all the other parts of the cat) ;D
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Not worried. I have strategically placed cats ready to pounce if Phtlc tries anything... ;-)
I'm prepared for the cats
No you are not.........."and"....you never will be.!!!
When the "Zombie Cats" come, they will be coming for you!!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
I have trained my whole life, to hone my body and mind to this singular purpose.......I will be ready. And god won't have mercy on the cats, nor will I.
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:emot_laughing:
Can't argue with that response....!!!
:D
Love,
Liz
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:emot_laughing:
Can't argue with that response....!!!
:D
Love,
Liz
I get that a lot ;D
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:emot_laughing:
Can't argue with that response....!!!
:D
Love,
Liz
I get that a lot ;D
WHAT..??
"Being Laughed At".??
;D
Love,
Liz
PS: You walked right into that one.!!
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Did somebody say cat handjob?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sflJOiUlr58&sns=em
Unless those cats gave you permission to post their little romantic interlude, then what you did technically could qualify as revenge porn.
Just sayin ya know.
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:emot_laughing:
Can't argue with that response....!!!
:D
Love,
Liz
I get that a lot ;D
WHAT..??
"Being Laughed At".??
;D
Love,
Liz
PS: You walked right into that one.!!
Ok, earlier in this thread you were obsessing over my penis and now you pretend to be laughing at me? Sigh...the extremes you go to in your denial. ;D
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:emot_laughing:
Yup......
Love,
Liz
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Not worried. I have strategically placed cats ready to pounce if Phtlc tries anything... ;-)
I'm prepared for the cats
No you are not.........."and"....you never will be.!!!
When the "Zombie Cats" come, they will be coming for you!!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
"coming for you"??? Judas Priest has something to do with the cat zombie apocalypse??? Hmmm... I guess it kind of DOES make sense... :P
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:emot_laughing:
Yup......
Love,
Liz
Glad you admit it Liz, because the first step is admitting you have a problem. Now tonight I want you to watch a movie and try to go the whole night without thinking about me, and if you do............be strong and resist the temptation to let the hands wander south
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:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
You love me
8)
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The boy is delusional... -smh-
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:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
You love me
8)
I'd rather "kiss" a frog....
:D
Love,
Liz
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The boy is delusional... -smh-
Just trying to let her down gently
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:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
You love me
8)
I'd rather "kiss" a frog....
:D
Love,
Liz
Me thinks thou doth protest too much.
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:emot_laughing:
Or maybe not enough..??
:emot_laughing:
Beside's aren't you busy with "Cats" trying to take over the world or something.??
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Beside's aren't you busy with "Cats" trying to take over the world or something.??
Precisely, which is why I don't have time to deal with your advances which are bordering on sexual harassment. ;D
Love,
Liz
I know
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:emot_laughing:
is about all I can say......
Love,
Liz
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:emot_laughing:
is about all I can say......
Love,
Liz
Good girl. Keep up the brave act, now wipe away those tears kiddo. ;D
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Hey Vinney.....
They don't look like they are "making out"...!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Hey Liz... why don't you come and show me how they should do it...?
:emot_laughing:
Love ya
vinney
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Hey Liz... why don't you come and show me how they should do it...?
:emot_laughing:
Love ya
vinney
"BITE ME".......
:D
Love,
Liz
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Come a little closer then Liz...
:emot_laughing:
love
vinney
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Those are tears of laughter.....
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Liz is sexually harassing phtlc and he is complaining? :o
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When's our turn Watcher...?
vinney
;D
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Okay, Anytime Watcher and Vinney want to sexually harass Phtlc, they certainly don't need my approval. Soooooo, feel free Vinney, you wanted your turn to harass him, go for it.
However, I will add to both of you boys "Are really sure Phtlc wants you to?"...
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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:emot_laughing:
Liz has the wrong end of the stick again... :emot_laughing::Watcher and me would never put phtlc through anything... we're like him... we love pussies...
vinney
;D
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:emot_laughing:
Liz has the wrong end of the stick again... :emot_laughing::Watcher and me would never put phtlc through anything... we're like him... we love pussies...
vinney
;D
Vinney, someday Liz will grab the right end of the stick.... 8) I sense an ewwwww coming....
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:emot_laughing:
Liz has the wrong end of the stick again... :emot_laughing::Watcher and me would never put phtlc through anything... we're like him... we love pussies...
vinney
;D
Vinney, someday Liz will grab the right end of the stick.... 8) I sense an ewwwww coming....
More like...
Bite me...
:emot_laughing:
vinney
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:emot_laughing:
Liz has the wrong end of the stick again... :emot_laughing::Watcher and me would never put phtlc through anything... we're like him... we love pussies...
vinney
;D
Vinney, someday Liz will grab the right end of the stick.... 8) I sense an ewwwww coming....
More like...
Bite me...
:emot_laughing:
vinney
Now that would hurt..... ;D
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:emot_laughing:
Liz has the wrong end of the stick again... :emot_laughing::Watcher and me would never put phtlc through anything... we're like him... we love pussies...
vinney
;D
Vinney, someday Liz will grab the right end of the stick.... 8) I sense an ewwwww coming....
More like...
Bite me...
:emot_laughing:
vinney
Now that would hurt..... ;D
Especially if she bit in all the 'right' places... :emot_laughing:
vinney
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"Kiss My Butt".....Both of you....
:D
Love,
Liz
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That's a start Liz... :roll:
vinney
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You guys can kiss her butt. I'll lick her into shape.
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You guys can kiss her butt. I'll lick her into shape.
Our tongues can meet in the middle..... 8)
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You guys can kiss her butt. I'll lick her into shape.
Our tongues can meet in the middle..... 8)
No they can not...!!!!!
Only Katie is allowed....
No Boys..!!!
:D
Love,
Liz
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Our tongues can meet in the middle..... 8)
No they can not...!!!!!
Only Katie is allowed....
No Boys..!!!
:D
Love,
Liz
Okay. No boys. How about men like vinney and myself? And Katie? A foursome. 8)
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Our tongues can meet in the middle..... 8)
No they can not...!!!!!
Only Katie is allowed....
No Boys..!!!
:D
Love,
Liz
Okay. No boys. How about men like vinney and myself? And Katie? A foursome. 8)
Now you're talking... looking forward to it Liz... and Katie and watcher...
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You have the list of potential participants wrong. Liz and I, yes, the only participants.
You guys can have your own party, and I wish you full enjoyment of each other.
:)
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You have the list of potential participants wrong. Liz and I, yes, the only participants.
You guys can have your own party, and I wish you full enjoyment of each other.
:)
Not to say vinney and I cannot have a fun party but no party would be as much fun without you, Katie, and Liz. Right, vinney?
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Hey, Watcher, are there TWO Katies??? ;-)
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You have the list of potential participants wrong. Liz and I, yes, the only participants.
You guys can have your own party, and I wish you full enjoyment of each other.
:)
Not to say vinney and I cannot have a fun party but no party would be as much fun without you, Katie, and Liz. Right, vinney?
Right Watcher... could always sneak in and watch for a while... see what they really get up to... before they see what we get up... to...
vinney
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Ahhhhh....."NO".....
Only Katie and Me (or for the grammar Nazi's..."I").
We can take care of ourselves quite well, with out any male help.
Besides two company, three's a crowd.
:D
Love,
Liz
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Ahhhhh....."NO".....
Only Katie and Me (or for the grammar Nazi's..."I").
We can take care of ourselves quite well, with out any male help.
Besides two company, three's a crowd.
:D
Love,
Liz
Please take this in humor....
But technically speaking (and to be a good Grammar Nazi), to make Nazi a plural noun one must only and an "s" not an apostrophe plus an "s"! ;D
Tally ho and all that good stuff, eh? :emot_kiss:
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Ahhhhh....."NO".....
Only Katie and Me (or for the grammar Nazi's..."I").
We can take care of ourselves quite well, with out any male help.
Besides two company, three's a crowd.
:D
Love,
Liz
Last time I counted there were four of us... ;D
vinney
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Hey, Watcher, are there TWO Katies??? ;-)
Only after my third glass of wine...... 8)
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GAWD, you must be a cheap date watcher!
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GAWD, you must be a cheap date watcher!
LOL..... :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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GAWD, you must be a cheap date watcher!
LOL..... :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
It was a slip of the talon... for glass substitute BOTTLE... hic...
vinney
:roll:
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GAWD, you must be a cheap date watcher!
Oh? You prefer something stronger? The wine is not two-buck Chuck.... 8)
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You raise a very good point.
I get that a lot ;D
What.??
:D
Love,
Liz
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:D
Girls and Horses, What can I say.!!!!
Love it.
Love,
Liz
Neigh...
Bite me...
vinney
:emot_laughing:
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You raise a very good point.
I get that a lot ;D
What.??
:D
Love,
Liz
OK stop pretending. You love me.
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You raise a very good point.
I get that a lot ;D
What.??
:D
Love,
Liz
OK stop pretending. You love me.
I get that a lot..............The only problem is it's always from you.
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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:D
Girls and Horses, What can I say.!!!!
Love it.
Love,
Liz
Neigh...
Bite me...
vinney
:emot_laughing:
YOU......
Can kiss my butt...!!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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:D
Girls and Horses, What can I say.!!!!
Love it.
Love,
Liz
Neigh...
Bite me...
vinney
:emot_laughing:
YOU......
Can kiss my butt...!!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
I'm on my way...
vinney
;D
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When Phtlc says he gets that a lot I think he means like crabs or gonarea...
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When Phtlc says he gets that a lot I think he means like crabs or gonarea...
EEEEWWWWWWW............
OMG!!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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When Phtlc says he gets that a lot I think he means like crabs or gonarea...
In my head, this read in David Spade's voice. And it was epic.
Just me?
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When Phtlc says he gets that a lot I think he means like crabs or gonarea...
EEEEWWWWWWW............
OMG!!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Afraid of what I might have passed on to you sweetheart? ;D
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As a matter of fact "No, not really".
You are not my type, and nothing is gonna happen.
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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:D
Girls and Horses, What can I say.!!!!
Love it.
Love,
Liz
Oh Yes! Two of God's most beautiful creations.
But as a woman who has ridden a horse in a thong bikini, it looks a lot better than it feels............As you may very well know, LOL!!
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:D
Girls and Horses, What can I say.!!!!
Love it.
Love,
Liz
Oh Yes! Two of God's most beautiful creations.
But as a woman who has ridden a horse in a thong bikini, it looks a lot better than it feels............As you may very well know, LOL!!
I do know.....
And I know naked as well...
:D
Love,
Liz
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When Phtlc says he gets that a lot I think he means like crabs or gonarea...
In my head, this read in David Spade's voice. And it was epic.
Just me?
No, not just you. Try reading his political posts that way.
Priceless!
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LOL.....OMG!!!
What are you guys up to?
:D
Love,
Liz
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LOL.....OMG!!!
What are you guys up to?
:D
Love,
Liz
You have to ask?
Ain't this still KB? ;D
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LOL.....OMG!!!
What are you guys up to?
:D
Love,
Liz
"Bite Me" Brody.....Just Bite Me....
:D
Love,
Liz
You have to ask?
Ain't this still KB? ;D
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"Bite Me" Brody.....Just Bite Me....
:D
Love,
Liz
Naw, I'm too much of a gentleman to do that! :D :emot_kiss:
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"Bite Me" Brody.....Just Bite Me....
:D
Love,
Liz
Naw, I'm too much of a gentleman to do that! :D :emot_kiss:
Then move over Brody... and let me at her... :emot_laughing:
vinney
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"Bite Me" Brody.....Just Bite Me....
:D
Love,
Liz
Naw, I'm too much of a gentleman to do that! :D :emot_kiss:
Then move over Brody... and let me at her... :emot_laughing:
vinney
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO....!!!!!!!
Get Away Vinney..!!!! You are a pervert.!!!!
:D
Love,
Liz
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"Bite Me" Brody.....Just Bite Me....
:D
Love,
Liz
Naw, I'm too much of a gentleman to do that! :D :emot_kiss:
Then move over Brody... and let me at her... :emot_laughing:
vinney
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO....!!!!!!!
Get Away Vinney..!!!! You are a pervert.!!!!
:D
Love,
Liz
At last...!!! You've noticed...!!! :emot_laughing: Anyway who said 'Bite me...?'
vinney
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Liz, why state the obvious? We're all perverts here. If you want to insult Vinney you need to call him something else. :P
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Liz, why state the obvious? We're all perverts here. If you want to insult Vinney you need to call him something else. :P
Gee thanks GG... :emot_laughing:
Bite her...!!! :emot_laughing:
vinney
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Nah... I don't have a biting fetish. Especially when she'll bite back!
Watcher? ;-)
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"Bite Me" Brody.....Just Bite Me....
:D
Love,
Liz
Naw, I'm too much of a gentleman to do that! :D :emot_kiss:
Then move over Brody... and let me at her... :emot_laughing:
vinney
vinney -we could double up on Liz. Or tag team. ;D
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::: The ominous, distinctive, sound of a weapons action feeding a bullet into the chamber :::
Over your dead bodies gentlemen. :sign_inyourdreams:
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Nice skirt KTB.
I like skirts, easy access. 8)
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Hey Andy......we can shoot you just as easy as the other two.
:D
Love,
Liz
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Well Katie and Liz... I hate to say this but us men have weapons too...
love ya all...
vinney
:emot_kiss:
:emot_laughing:
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I've been shot at before sweety, bring it.
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800 meters, from cover. Yep.
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800 meters, from cover. Yep.
I'll be your spotter...I got the binoculars.
:D
Love,
Liz
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We haz DOMINATION!
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800 meters, from cover. Yep.
exactly why I live in the mts. You don't see 800 yards. I'd could come up behind you and be tickling the hairs on your neck before you knew I was there. :emot_lickie:
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::: The ominous, distinctive, sound of a weapons action feeding a bullet into the chamber :::
I used that for a custom-built alarm system in my house in Arizona. You'd have approved. A siren going off tells someone that NOBODY IS HOME, AND THE POLICE ARE 10 MINUTES AWAY. The sound of a Colt .45 being readied for action is unmistakable, and tells the thief: FUCK ME, SOMEONE IS HOME AND IS ABOUT TO SHOOT ME!! It's an entirely different message. :emot_kiss:
Sadly, nobody ever tripped the alarm.
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800 meters, from cover. Yep.
exactly why I live in the mts. You don't see 800 yards. I'd could come up behind you and be tickling the hairs on your neck before you knew I was there. :emot_lickie:
assuming I'm negligent in my surroundings.
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::: The ominous, distinctive, sound of a weapons action feeding a bullet into the chamber :::
I used that for a custom-built alarm system in my house in Arizona. You'd have approved. A siren going off tells someone that NOBODY IS HOME, AND THE POLICE ARE 10 MINUTES AWAY. The sound of a Colt .45 being readied for action is unmistakable, and tells the thief: FUCK ME, SOMEONE IS HOME AND IS ABOUT TO SHOOT ME!! It's an entirely different message. :emot_kiss:
Sadly, nobody ever tripped the alarm.
The much more ominous sound is the click of the safety being removed. One is in the chamber and you are now in the sights. Or if you prefer, the small green dot centered on your body. Lazer sights anyone? :D
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Well Katie and Liz... I hate to say this but us men have weapons too...
love ya all...
vinney
:emot_kiss:
:emot_laughing:
I don't know about your weapon vinney, but no way can my weapon shoot 800 yards. Mine is better close up. ;D
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::: The ominous, distinctive, sound of a weapons action feeding a bullet into the chamber :::
I used that for a custom-built alarm system in my house in Arizona. You'd have approved. A siren going off tells someone that NOBODY IS HOME, AND THE POLICE ARE 10 MINUTES AWAY. The sound of a Colt .45 being readied for action is unmistakable, and tells the thief: FUCK ME, SOMEONE IS HOME AND IS ABOUT TO SHOOT ME!! It's an entirely different message. :emot_kiss:
Sadly, nobody ever tripped the alarm.
The much more ominous sound is the click of the safety being removed. One is in the chamber and you are now in the sights. Or if you prefer, the small green dot centered on your body. Lazer sights anyone? :D
Red Dot....Mil Spec.
:D
Love,
Liz
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WOO, Vinney! He sure stuck it out!
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Phtlc's flirting finally went on long enough.
Elizabeth and Katie conspired together and headed up to Canada to pay him an unexpected visit.
Katie knew some people she'd bought weapons from who sold spy equipment as well. She and Elizabeth watched Phtlc for about a week [throwing up often at what they had to see] before they got his schedule down pat.
While he was busy feeding his twelve cats Elizabeth slipped in and slipped a "mickey" into his Nestle Quik.
Overwhelmed by tiredness after drinking his Quik, Phtlc turned in early.
Elizabeth and Katie slipped in and did their dirty deed and soon left returning home.
Phtlc awoke in the morning feeling strange. Throwing back the covers, he screamed at the sight before him: His penis had been surgically removed and replaced with a stuffed elephant's trunk and he had also had a pair of mis-sized breasts unevenly sown to his chest.
;-)
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Phtlc's flirting finally went on long enough.
Elizabeth and Katie conspired together and headed up to Canada to pay him an unexpected visit.
Katie knew some people she'd bought weapons from who sold spy equipment as well. She and Elizabeth watched Phtlc for about a week [throwing up often at what they had to see] before they got his schedule down pat.
While he was busy feeding his twelve cats Elizabeth slipped in and slipped a "mickey" into his Nestle Quik.
Overwhelmed by tiredness after drinking his Quik, Phtlc turned in early.
Elizabeth and Katie slipped in and did their dirty deed and soon left returning home.
Phtlc awoke in the morning feeling strange. Throwing back the covers, he screamed at the sight before him: His penis had been surgically removed and replaced with a stuffed elephant's trunk and he had also had a pair of mis-sized breasts unevenly sown to his chest.
;-)
OMG...LOL.
I swear I had nothing to do with this.....!!!!!
Wonder what Katie is going to say....??
:D
Love,
Liz
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I neither deny nor confirm this rumor.
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In the wee, wee hours in the dead of night crap like this seems "normal" enough to post... :P But hey, no one said the Joke Of The Day can't be a sick joke. ;-)
Part Two
Having dealt with the pest Phtlc, Katie and Elizabeth turned the sites on Watcher... ;-)
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Ok watcher has sites.
Liz and I turn our sights upon GG. Start running!
:emot_laughing:
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Ok watcher has sites.
Liz and I turn our sights upon GG. Start running!
:emot_laughing:
LOL...."Death To The Hun".....
:D
Love,
Liz
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Eh, you won't find me anyway... ;-)
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I'm entering your coordinates into the fire request right now!
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I'm entering your coordinates into the fire request right now!
I'm in the CIC and at the launch controls of Cruise Missile #1 and #2, just awaiting final coordinates from Katie.
"Kiss Your Ass GoodBye"....
:D
Love,
Liz
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lol Too funny!
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Watcher, you're a pervert.
And proud of it. ;D Who wouldn't want to see Liz or any other lady member of KB on a horse wearing a halter top and short shorts?
For your viewing pleasure. Not any KB women (at least to my knowledge, lol) but pretty HOT!! Enjoy
(http://i.imgur.com/BlaLiq1l.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/FifKW5Fl.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Sp1HwjUl.jpg)
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Nicole - now that is what I call bareback riding. 8) Thank you for posting and a big WOO.
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:D
Love,
Liz
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:D
Love,
Liz
See, I knew that was you on the horse. ;D
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Either that or Liz loved who she saw. ;-)
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SHHHH....!!!!!
Secrets are not to be told........ :D
Love,
Liz
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Intimacy is when she swallows upon completion
You.!!
Are a Pig...!!!!
Love,
Liz
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Intimacy is when she swallows upon completion
You.!!
Are a Pig...!!!!
Love,
Liz
That's not what you were saying the other night ;D
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Phtlc, she didn't call you Schatzie, the other night she called you Schweinehund, that's what it meant.
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Phtlc, she didn't call you Schatzie, the other night she called you Schweinehund, that's what it meant.
Nope. The noise she was making didn't sound anything like those two words
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Phtlc, she didn't call you Schatzie, the other night she called you Schweinehund, that's what it meant.
Nope. The noise she was making didn't sound anything like those two words
Oh, what kind of noise was Liz making? I have been told she can get quite loud when reaching the big O. Don't tell me you got Liz to reach it? Good man. 8)
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Phtlc, she didn't call you Schatzie, the other night she called you Schweinehund, that's what it meant.
Nope. The noise she was making didn't sound anything like those two words
Oh, what kind of noise was Liz making? I have been told she can get quite loud when reaching the big O. Don't tell me you got Liz to reach it? Good man. 8)
BOTH OF YOU......."BITE ME".!!!!!!!
Phtlc could not get a banana to rise to the occasion, let alone me...........
:D
Love,
Liz
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Liz you did not give them proper direction.
As in Real Estate its all about location location location.
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Liz you did not give them proper direction.
As in Real Estate its all about location location location.
Real Estate..??....Like over a cliff??
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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That's a good direction.
:emot_laughing:
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That's a good direction.
:emot_laughing:
Love You......!!!!
Liz
:emot_laughing:
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I need a blonde girlfriend. :^)
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First is getting a girlfriend at all.
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Something like that. :P
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I need a blonde girlfriend. :^)
See if Phtlc is available......
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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I know he acts like a sissy girl but I need a real blonde woman. :P
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I know he acts like a sissy girl but I need a real blonde woman. :P
See above......
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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BOTH OF YOU......."BITE ME".!!!!!!!
Phtlc could not get a banana to rise to the occasion, let alone me...........
:D
Love,
Liz
Feisty. Admit it....you love me
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I need a blonde girlfriend. :^)
See if Phtlc is available......
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Oh don't be silly. You would fly into a jealous rage and you know it. ;D
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Oh, what kind of noise was Liz making?
It was hard to tell. It was sort of like a gargling sound.
I have been told she can get quite loud when reaching the big O. Don't tell me you got Liz to reach it? Good man. 8)
I can do that to Liz just by looking at her
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I know he acts like a sissy girl but I need a real blonde woman. :P
Are you sure you could handle a real woman? ;D
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Hey, just because I hang out with you, Butthead, doesn't mean I don't score. Hehehe Hehehe Hehehe Cool!
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LOL....Sometimes you two are complete idiots.
You should not be allowed in the same room together....
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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I need a blonde girlfriend. :^)
Here are some blonds until you find one! All shapes, sizes and ages!!
(http://i.imgur.com/qggcYdLl.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/9eD4IhZl.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/LdGJIRXl.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/LyZ7Ptgl.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/99wHwpgl.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/lPihuBLl.jpg)
This one is in her 60's!
(http://i.imgur.com/eZmuEQTl.jpg)
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Getting very summery up here. Pool is finally open but still too cold to swim..............Soon!!
BULL...!!!
It's already in the 80's here in NJ and you are not that far north of me.
I've already been swimming (sorta)....ran a horse through the river, so we kinda went swimming.
The Water Is Fine...!!!
:D
Love,
Liz
It has been in 80's here too but pool temp was only about 70. But after the storms we had the last few days pool temp back down to 65................that's too cold for me!!
I bet the river temp was cold, we have a stream in the woods behind my house and water is cold all summer !! But still pretty cool riding a horse thru river..........Sexy too especially if you were naked! LOL
(http://i.imgur.com/yQ8xkcKl.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/7IukJ8ll.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/oQGLeebl.jpg)
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Cold and Wet....Has been raining for the past three days.
Temperature here is just hanging on to 60 degrees during the day, low 50's at night.
Love,
Liz
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We have a thread for naked girls on horses... http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=19388.0
Toe, perhaps Nicole was merely trying to say that where she is, it really is
Fucking Weather! ;D
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We have a thread for naked girls on horses... http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=19388.0
Good to know, but naked girls on horses seem to fit in anywhere!!
Toe, perhaps Nicole was merely trying to say that where she is, it really is
Fucking Weather! ;D
No, No, No!! Was just saying riding a horse thru the river while naked sounds like fun. However, it is always fucking weather at my house!! :sign_imho:
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The nicest thing you tell someone is to wish them to get fucked. But inflection and tone are important for real meaning.
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The nicest thing you tell someone is to wish them to get fucked. But inflection and tone are important for real meaning.
As is saying it as you grab their crotch :D.
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Why is the "Random Flirt Thread" mixed with "What's The Fucking Weather?" ? Is that why its random or am I missing something?
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Why is the "Random Flirt Thread" mixed with "What's The Fucking Weather?" ? Is that why its random or am I missing something?
Nope....it's degenerated to an "anything" thread.
:D
Love,
Liz
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I'm eating some pie, who want's some?
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I'm eating some pie, who want's some?
Chocolate?
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I'm eating some pie, who want's some?
Chocolate?
Nope, cherry.
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I'm eating some pie, who want's some?
Chocolate?
Nope, cherry.
Banana Creame would be nice.....
:D
Love,
Liz
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I'm eating some pie, who want's some?
Chocolate?
Nope, cherry.
No thanks.
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Pies, Ranked (http://rankings.gawker.com/pies-ranked-1471188678)
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French silk pie > any other for me
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I'm eating some pie, who want's some?
Chocolate?
Nope, cherry.
No thanks.
You will eat it, and like it :evil:
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I'm eating some pie, who want's some?
Chocolate?
Nope, cherry.
No thanks.
You will eat it, and like it :evil:
My wife can't make me eat Sushi, and she owns me. So never shall I consume cherry pie.
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Why don't you like sushi?!?! I know some people are weirded out by the raw fish, but they have sushi that is cooked too. Shrimp tempura, for example, is on pretty much every sushi menu and it is tempura fried shrimp wrapped in rice.
Sushi just refers to the vinegared rice with something else (raw, cooked, seafood, vegetables, ect.).
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I'm eating some pie, who want's some?
Chocolate?
Nope, cherry.
No thanks.
You will eat it, and like it :evil:
My wife can't make me eat Sushi, and she owns me. So never shall I consume cherry pie.
You are assuming choice was part of the deal; it is not :X.
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Why don't you like sushi?!?! I know some people are weirded out by the raw fish, but they have sushi that is cooked too. Shrimp tempura, for example, is on pretty much every sushi menu and it is tempura fried shrimp wrapped in rice.
Sushi just refers to the vinegared rice with something else (raw, cooked, seafood, vegetables, ect.).
My Mother would never try it either. Some people can't seem to get past the idea of eating raw food.
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Why don't you like sushi?!?! I know some people are weirded out by the raw fish, but they have sushi that is cooked too. Shrimp tempura, for example, is on pretty much every sushi menu and it is tempura fried shrimp wrapped in rice.
Sushi just refers to the vinegared rice with something else (raw, cooked, seafood, vegetables, ect.).
0vomit0
No. Just... no. Never. I'm a burger and fries girl.
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Why don't you like sushi?!?! I know some people are weirded out by the raw fish, but they have sushi that is cooked too. Shrimp tempura, for example, is on pretty much every sushi menu and it is tempura fried shrimp wrapped in rice.
Sushi just refers to the vinegared rice with something else (raw, cooked, seafood, vegetables, ect.).
0vomit0
No. Just... no. Never. I'm a burger and fries girl.
(http://www.ruerivard.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/SushiBurger_iBurger.jpg)
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Mmmm!
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Why don't you like sushi?!?! I know some people are weirded out by the raw fish, but they have sushi that is cooked too. Shrimp tempura, for example, is on pretty much every sushi menu and it is tempura fried shrimp wrapped in rice.
Sushi just refers to the vinegared rice with something else (raw, cooked, seafood, vegetables, ect.).
0vomit0
No. Just... no. Never. I'm a burger and fries girl.
(http://www.ruerivard.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/SushiBurger_iBurger.jpg)
The texture of raw fish just doesn't appeal to me. Now a california roll...
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Agreed, burger and fries. :^) Or Taco Bell. ;-)
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Agreed, burger and fries. :^) Or Taco Bell. ;-)
I'd rather have sushi than taco bell.
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Agreed, burger and fries. :^) Or Taco Bell. ;-)
I'd rather have sushi than taco bell.
What if it was sushi at Taco Bell though? :D
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I eat nothing from Taco Hell! :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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Hee hee hee!
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Take off topic posts elsewhere please!
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Red Lobster.... :D
I love seafood (however) most times I like to cook it myself.
Love,
Liz
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Banana Creame would be nice.....
:D
Love,
Liz
Mmmm, banana cream? Spread about on you? Yummy. ;D
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That is the thing Liz, I am a better cook then most restaurants under $50 a plate. The only exception is Asian food... I love all different types of Asian foods and I can cook some good thai dishes, but Asians restaurants are MUCH better at the Asian cuisine then I am.
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That is the thing Liz, I am a better cook then most restaurants under $50 a plate. The only exception is Asian food... I love all different types of Asian foods and I can cook some good thai dishes, but Asians restaurants are MUCH better at the Asian cuisine then I am.
I LOVE Thai Food.!!!
Great Stuff.....
:D
Love,
Liz
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Did I hear "tied and fed"? Fed what? Why not blindfolded tied and fed? Better yet, I'll reach into my trunk full of " interesting" plug in things and do my best to distract you as your fed. I won't be gentle, unless you beg, I mean ask. Yeah, ask! I promise. :evil:
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Did I hear "tied and fed"? Fed what? Why not blindfolded tied and fed? Better yet, I'll reach into my trunk full of " interesting" plug in things and do my best to distract you as your fed. I won't be gentle, unless you beg, I mean ask. Yeah, ask! I promise. :evil:
Is that sorts like "Fit To Be Tied".??
:emot_laughing:
And if you are feeding me, I'll take a plate of Scallops Please.
As for plug in things, I need to think about that. (for a very long time)..."Okay I thought about it"......."NO"!!!!!!!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Fit to be Thai'd ? ;D and who said you could use my plug in things! All your going to get is things plugged in!
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I love Thai food too! Especially the sweet tender morsel's between the two big toes.
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Is that sorts like "Fit To Be Tied".??
:emot_laughing:
And if you are feeding me, I'll take a plate of Scallops Please.
As for plug in things, I need to think about that. (for a very long time)..."Okay I thought about it"......."NO"!!!!!!!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Mmmm....scallops. Make that two plates. Then Liz and I can head up into the hay loft for dessert. ;D
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And now it's time to whip up some drunken noodles...drool.
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And now it's time to whip up some drunken noodles...drool.
LOL.....Hold On....We got enough drunks in here already..!!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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I want to be drunk on kisses.
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I prefer a nice warm sex daze. But drunk on kisses is always a beautiful feeling! Though I don't kiss with just my lips, my hands might get board.
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I want to be drunk on kisses.
Your wish is my command.... :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
Love Ya,
Liz
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Look! Hurry and make your other wishes! :D This should be good!
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Look! Hurry and make your other wishes! :D This should be good!
Hey Dave......"Bite Me".....
:D
Love,
Liz
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Liz knows my other wistful wish. She can't make it come true.
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Liz knows my other wistful wish. She can't make it come true.
I know....I'm sorry...
:'(
Love,
Liz
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Dav3e = mood killer. :-[
Now back to the kissing and biting. I'm begging!
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Dav3e = mood killer. :-[
Now back to the kissing and biting. I'm begging!
Don't beg......
You are suppose to be an adult........
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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As you wish. However, if I'm not begging, your not biting, and theres no kissing, then we need more ing word fast. :emot_laughing:
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"Sorry, Dav3e, but I cannot do that."
Your begging will get you nowhere. However, if I give Liz a wink...
:D
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"Sorry, Dav3e, but I cannot do that."
Your begging will get you nowhere. However, if I give Liz a wink...
:D
:D
Love You....
Liz
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"Sorry, Dav3e, but I cannot do that."
Your begging will get you nowhere. However, if I give Liz a wink...
:D
I stopped as I was told. Though, I wasn't asking for anything not freely given. Simply for more "ing" words. TalkING, readING, enjoyING.
I feel like I'm getting off topic. Sorry.
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"Sorry, Dav3e, but I cannot do that."
Your begging will get you nowhere. However, if I give Liz a wink...
:D
I stopped as I was told. Though, I wasn't asking for anything not freely given. Simply for more "ing" words. TalkING, readING, enjoyING.
I feel like I'm getting off topic. Sorry.
Nope you are doing fine.
Almost anything goes in here.
This place is never truly on any topic, But it is all over the place.
:D
Love,
Liz
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BUMP.....Just cuz I can.....
Love,
Liz
PS: Where is Dav3e anyway..??
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He was on yesterday, he just must not have anything to say.
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"Sorry, Dav3e, but I cannot do that."
Your begging will get you nowhere. However, if I give Liz a wink...
Begging can be another form of foreplay!
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BUMP.....Just cuz I can.....
Love,
Liz
PS: Where is Dav3e anyway..??
Awe! You are about due for a nibble aren't you! Okay hold still or it'll leave marks when you squirm! Oh what am I thinking your gonna squirm no matter what. ;D.
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He was on yesterday, he just must not have anything to say.
And as for you Shield Maiden. I'm going to make you shake one way or another. Blood lust is still just that LUST! Sharpen your knives cause it'll be one hell of a tangle. :evil:
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"Truth is a great flirt". Fran's Liszt
:emot_kiss:
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Geessshhhhhh Dav3e........
All Talk and No Action.......
:D
Love,
Liz
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Geessshhhhhh Dav3e........
All Talk and No Action.......
:D
Love,
Liz
What? I take a split second to brush my teeth after all the Thai food before I go back to chomping at your bit and I'm all talk hmmm. I may have to leave teeth marks where people can see them now!
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Geessshhhhhh Dav3e........
All Talk and No Action.......
:D
Love,
Liz
About time you two got a room!
What? I take a split second to brush my teeth after all the Thai food before I go back to chomping at your bit and I'm all talk hmmm. I may have to leave teeth marks where people can see them now!
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You both can "Bite Me".
I didn't do a thing wrong.
And I certainly wasn't the one who had to open his mouth.
Anyway, there was one picture that she did like and is having it made into an 8x10 and framed.
Love,
Liz
Vinney - Liz keeps tempting us to bite her. One of these days I am going to give in to that temptation. I call dibs on her right breast. 8)
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NOT....!!!!!!!
Love,
Liz
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You both can "Bite Me".
I didn't do a thing wrong.
And I certainly wasn't the one who had to open his mouth.
Anyway, there was one picture that she did like and is having it made into an 8x10 and framed.
Love,
Liz
Vinney - Liz keeps tempting us to bite her. One of these days I am going to give in to that temptation. I call dibs on her right breast. 8)
NOT....!!!!!!!
Love,
Liz
It's alright Watcher... I'm not proud... I'll take the left one and if there's anything between ... ahem... then I'm up for that too... Hey did I hear someone shout NOT...? Must've been dreaming...
vinney ;D
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Same for you mister...."NOT"......
No dream there...... :D
Love,
Liz
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Vinney - you think Liz would give in just once to get us off her, ahem, back? 8)
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You know Rick......
I know where you live...... :D
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Vinney - you think Liz would give in just once to get us off her, ahem, back? 8)
Just the once Watcher...? Anyways...Catch us if you can Liz... ;D
luv
vinney
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Vinney - you think Liz would give in just once to get us off her, ahem, back? 8)
Just the once Watcher...? Anyways...Catch us if you can Liz... ;D
luv
vinney
Did you forget she can ride us down with one of her many horses? ;D
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And Trample you as well........
:D
Love,
Liz
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Ooh aah Watcher... a horse called Trample with a Liz on top :o ... well just bite me...! :emot_laughing:
vinney
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Ooh aah Watcher... a horse called Trample with a Liz on top :o ... well just bite me...! :emot_laughing:
vinney
I prefer Liz on top..... ;D
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Both Of You.........
:sign_kissmygrits:
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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We'd rather bite 'em...
vinney
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:D
That's reserved for someone else to do.
And she might take offense to you guys leaving teeth marks.
(She happens to be an excellent shot).
:D
Love,
Liz
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:D
That's reserved for someone else to do.
And she might take offense to you guys leaving teeth marks.
(She happens to be an excellent shot).
:D
Love,
Liz
Then say 'hi' to Katie for me...
:D
luv ya
vinney
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Vinney - you think Liz would give in just once to get us off her, ahem, back? 8)
Just the once Watcher...? Anyways...Catch us if you can Liz... ;D
luv
vinney
Did you forget she can ride us down with one of her many horses? ;D
And she has friends with long range shooting implements and skills.
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LOL....
Thank You Katie.
Love You.
Liz
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Vinney - you think Liz would give in just once to get us off her, ahem, back? 8)
Just the once Watcher...? Anyways...Catch us if you can Liz... ;D
luv
vinney
Did you forget she can ride us down with one of her many horses? ;D
And she has friends with long range shooting implements and skills.
LOL....
Thank You Katie.
Love You.
Liz
Aw shucks Watcher... they're ganging up on us...
:roll:
vinney
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I was wondering if anyone else was noticing that.
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This entire thread is headed for merge with the banal flirting thread.
Spoil Sport.......
Go ahead abuse your power...!!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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This entire thread is headed for merge with the banal flirting thread.
I was just going to suggest that....
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When my partner got jealous when I was innocently speaking with someone.
Even with Me..??
:D
Love,
Liz
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When my partner got jealous when I was innocently speaking with someone.
Even with Me..??
:D
Love,
Liz
Especially you.
;),
Jules
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When my partner got jealous when I was innocently speaking with someone.
Even with Me..??
:D
Love,
Liz
Especially you.
;),
Jules
:'(
Love,
Liz
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Wait, NO. no tears. I misread what you said.
Darn it, our first misunderstanding.
Let's hug and make up. *whisper* But let's make sure Vinney and Watcher see our embrace.
:hug:
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Wait, NO. no tears. I misread what you said.
Darn it, our first misunderstanding.
Let's hug and make up. *whisper* But let's make sure Vinney and Watcher see our embrace.
:hug:
>:D< :gay: :-*
Love,
Liz
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Now I feel abandoned!
:emot_winking69: :eek:
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Geessshhhhhh Dav3e........
All Talk and No Action.......
:D
Love,
Liz
What? I take a split second to brush my teeth after all the Thai food before I go back to chomping at your bit and I'm all talk hmmm. I may have to leave teeth marks where people can see them now!
Dave3e - wait til you get Liz alone up in the hayloft. You will be flossing something other then Thai food.... 8)
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Now I feel abandoned!
:emot_winking69: :eek:
Katie, we've been waiting for you.
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Now I feel abandoned!
:emot_winking69: :eek:
Never....!!!!
I'll always be at your side...
:gay: :-*
Love,
Liz
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Geessshhhhhh Dav3e........
All Talk and No Action.......
:D
Love,
Liz
What? I take a split second to brush my teeth after all the Thai food before I go back to chomping at your bit and I'm all talk hmmm. I may have to leave teeth marks where people can see them now!
Dave3e - wait til you get Liz alone up in the hayloft. You will be flossing something other then Thai food.... 8)
Keep Dreaming ...All of You.....
Geessshhhhh......
:D
Love,
Liz
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Geessshhhhhh Dav3e........
All Talk and No Action.......
:D
Love,
Liz
What? I take a split second to brush my teeth after all the Thai food before I go back to chomping at your bit and I'm all talk hmmm. I may have to leave teeth marks where people can see them now!
Dave3e - wait til you get Liz alone up in the hayloft. You will be flossing something other then Thai food.... 8)
Keep Dreaming ...All of You.....
Geessshhhhh......
:D
Love,
Liz
Funny, my dreams always involve you down on your knees. Sure you want me to keep dreaming?
OMG Eric.........TMI..!!!!
EEEWWWWWW........
:D
Love,
Liz
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Geeee....
Thanks, I think.....
:D
Love,
Liz
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Wait, NO. no tears. I misread what you said.
Darn it, our first misunderstanding.
Let's hug and make up. *whisper* But let's make sure Vinney and Watcher see our embrace.
:hug:
>:D< :gay: :-*
Love,
Liz
:emot_weird: :o
Aw shucks... :'(
vinney
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Vinney - you think Liz would give in just once to get us off her, ahem, back? 8)
Just the once Watcher...? Anyways...Catch us if you can Liz... ;D
luv
vinney
Did you forget she can ride us down with one of her many horses? ;D
And she has friends with long range shooting implements and skills.
"Long distances shooting" hmm? Do they aim for the face or chest or....? ;D
I'd watch that.
On a more serious note: all I wanted was a nibble and instead I'm getting clipped? :(
I'm thinking.........hmmm. I'm fine with that. As long as I get to pick the spot I nibble and she hits the high note before my lights go out. 00). Turning a beautiful woman slightly stupid for a while with no hands. That's on my short list for awesome things to die during. :emot_tongue:
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:aol_anal:
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Funny, my dreams always involve you down on your knees. Sure you want me to keep dreaming?
And I have always dreamed of Liz in the saddle, grabbing hard on the horn.... ;D
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OMG.......
All of you, Go TAKE a COLD SHOWER..!!!!
:emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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OMG.......
All of you, Go TAKE a COLD SHOWER..!!!!
:emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
I'll shower with you any time, cold water or hot. ;D
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:emot_laughing:
That about sums it up.....
Love,
Liz
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Funny, my dreams always involve you down on your knees. Sure you want me to keep dreaming?
And I have always dreamed of Liz in the saddle, grabbing hard on the horn.... ;D
Liz probably rides English!
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Funny, my dreams always involve you down on your knees. Sure you want me to keep dreaming?
And I have always dreamed of Liz in the saddle, grabbing hard on the horn.... ;D
Liz probably rides English!
LOL.....
I happen to ride both.
English and Western.
I prefer English.
:D
Love,
Liz
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Funny, my dreams always involve you down on your knees. Sure you want me to keep dreaming?
And I have always dreamed of Liz in the saddle, grabbing hard on the horn.... ;D
That's the problem with fantasies, I'll bet you envision "Riddin her hard and puttin her away wet"
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Not A Chance...........
Love,
Liz
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So you ride, soft and slow. Then finish with a warm towel.
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Not A Chance...........
Love,
Liz
There is always a chance....... ;D
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Not A Chance...........
Love,
Liz
There is always a chance....... ;D
Nope...Nope...Nope...........Not A Chance.
:D
Love,
Liz
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:aol_anal:
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I would pay you to spend 5 minutes in my body to experience it. :roll:
:emot_bottomspank:
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Funny, my dreams always involve you down on your knees. Sure you want me to keep dreaming?
And I have always dreamed of Liz in the saddle, grabbing hard on the horn.... ;D
Liz probably rides English!
Um... I'm English...
:emot_heehee:
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Not A Chance...........
Love,
Liz
There is always a chance....... ;D
Nope...Nope...Nope...........Not A Chance.
:D
Love,
Liz
Really...? :'(
vinney
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vinney -don't worry. Liz is just playing hard to get at the moment but she will come around. Instead of her saying never, never, never, Liz will soon be screaming more, more, more....
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vinney -don't worry. Liz is just playing hard to get at the moment but she will come around. Instead of her saying never, never, never, Liz will soon be screaming more, more, more....
That'd be a feather in your cap... whoops... did I say feather...? Guess you've got plenty of your own... ;D
vinney
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The only time I'll be yelling more more more is when I'm yelling that at Katie to pass the ammunition while I take target practice on your boys. (to paraphrase Toe).
Or when Katie and Jules and I are together doing girl things (and I don't mean shopping for shoes either)....... :D
:emot_laughing:
Love Ya.....
Liz
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The only time I'll be yelling more more more is when I'm yelling that at Katie to pass the ammunition while I take target practice on your boys. (to paraphrase Toe).
Or when Katie and Jules and I are together doing girl things (and I don't mean shopping for shoes either)....... :D
:emot_laughing:
Love Ya.....
Liz
Hey Watcher... we could be in there... ;D Now that really conjures up a perfect vision... almost worth a woo...
vinney
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Conjures up woot...??
Maybe a set of "crosshairs" set at 300 yards.
:D
Love,
Liz
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vinney -don't worry. Liz is just playing hard to get at the moment but she will come around. Instead of her saying never, never, never, Liz will soon be screaming more, more, more....
Only if I'm between her legs...
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vinney -don't worry. Liz is just playing hard to get at the moment but she will come around. Instead of her saying never, never, never, Liz will soon be screaming more, more, more....
Only if I'm between her legs...
:o Katie...! Liz will be very pleased...
vinney
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Only if I'm between her legs...
[/quote]
YES! THIS! ALOT THIS! Twice if possible. At this point I'm almost fine just knowing it happened.
;D
I'm not throwing in the towel. I just have days when. Have dick, will simulate procreation. Is my pickup line coup de gras. Note: all entrees come with unlimited foreplay, cuddling, and sense we're out of soup, salad, and bread sticks we will happily sub fellatio, anal, and/or lite S&M. Any further accommodations or special requests- inquire inside(my pants *cough).
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vinney -don't worry. Liz is just playing hard to get at the moment but she will come around. Instead of her saying never, never, never, Liz will soon be screaming more, more, more....
Only if I'm between her legs...
Can you give me some pointers Katie?
*points towards the door* "Vinnie, Dave, Watcher out."
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LOL.....
I'm Liking This........
:D
Love,
Liz
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I can start with a simple "snuggle" with Julie and Katie.
Besides my bed happens to be a king size sleigh bed.
(More than enough room for Julie and Katie and Me).
So...."Suck It Up Boys, You Ain't Getting Anything"..!! (Just In Case You Didn't Realize).
:D
Love,
Liz
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Ooooo, snuggle kisses!
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I thought the boys would like a pictures so...
(http://www.presentationsunplugged.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/3-pairs-of-feet-in-bed-300x1981.jpg)
btw, those are Liz's pointing up.
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OMG......
That's so Cute.
LOL....Love The Feet......
Love,
Liz
:-*
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YES! THIS! ALOT THIS! Twice if possible. At this point I'm almost fine just knowing it happened.
;D
Bye.
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I can start with a simple "snuggle" with Julie and Katie.
Besides my bed happens to be a king size sleigh bed.
(More than enough room for Julie and Katie and Me).
So...."Suck It Up Boys, You Ain't Getting Anything"..!! (Just In Case You Didn't Realize).
:D
Love,
Liz
Spoilsports.... :emot_laughing: At least I can see something through the keyhole...
vinney (frustrated at feeling left outside...) :'(
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vinney -don't worry. Liz is just playing hard to get at the moment but she will come around. Instead of her saying never, never, never, Liz will soon be screaming more, more, more....
Only if I'm between her legs...
Nice, Katie. We could start a daisy chain. I can hear Liz, Katie and Jule screaming, don't stop, more... 8)
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I can start with a simple "snuggle" with Julie and Katie.
Besides my bed happens to be a king size sleigh bed.
(More than enough room for Julie and Katie and Me).
So...."Suck It Up Boys, You Ain't Getting Anything"..!! (Just In Case You Didn't Realize).
:D
Love,
Liz
Spoilsports.... :emot_laughing: At least I can see something through the keyhole...
vinney (frustrated at feeling left outside...) :'(
Hey Vinney.......
Now You Know Why Bedroom Doors Have Locks On Them......
:D
Love,
Liz
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At least I can see something through the keyhole...
vinney (frustrated at feeling left outside...) :'(
So was it you that posted this picture on another site of Liz getting ready to join Katie and I? Not nice Vinney.
(https://imageserver.avenso.com/imageserver/pictures/people-nude-erotic-pin-up-woman-in-underwear-undressing-through-keyhole-0:0:4a93784a4a240:48d95.jpg)
Btw Liz, you probably couldn't find your undies because I kept them as a trophy. A trophy that Vinney and Watcher will never have.
:-*,
Jules
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LOL......
That Works.
:D
Love,
Liz
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It sure does...
vinney
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It sure does...
vinney
Hush Up ...."Ya old fart" and speaking of that (LOL) where's Rick.??
:emot_laughing:
Love Ya......
Liz
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It sure does...
vinney
Hush Up ...."Ya old fart" and speaking of that (LOL) where's Rick.??
:emot_laughing:
Love Ya......
Liz
He's probably blowing in the wind...
;D
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Oh No.......
Not Going There...??
WTH...??
:D
Love,
Liz
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Hey you three gorgeous ladies...you sure don't know what you're missing with GG, Watcher and me... guess you'd like a recent pic of us handsome guys... well... here you are... Hope you're impressed...
(http://i.imgur.com/JhDsq8A.jpg)
luv y'all
vinney
ps
:emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
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LOL, vinney. I hope I look better then those three. Sorry, I was out on the golf course today. A very wet golf course at that. But what a threesome - Liz, Katie and Jules.
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That is a.......a.......a......actually I'm not sure how to describe it picture..!!!
But it got me laughing really hard, especially as I do have a real picture of Rick, and he doesn't look like any of those guys.....well sorta not.
:D
Love,
Liz
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You've got a picture of me too Liz... remember me on the white horse...? And for the perverts on this board I was wearing clothes... :emot_laughing:
vinney
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You've got a picture of me too Liz... remember me on the white horse...? And for the perverts on this board I was wearing clothes... :emot_laughing:
vinney
That's right I do, sorry forgot.
:D
Love,
Liz
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That is a.......a.......a......actually I'm not sure how to describe it picture..!!!
But it got me laughing really hard, especially as I do have a real picture of Rick, and he doesn't look like any of those guys.....well sorta not.
:D
Love,
Liz
In the picture you have of me, I hope my feathers were all in their right places, especially the big feather....... ;D
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That is a.......a.......a......actually I'm not sure how to describe it picture..!!!
But it got me laughing really hard, especially as I do have a real picture of Rick, and he doesn't look like any of those guys.....well sorta not.
:D
Love,
Liz
In the picture you have of me, I hope my feathers were all in their right places, especially the big feather....... ;D
You are in the back yard by the edge of your house.
It's actually a color picture, not one from 1933.
:D
Love,
Liz
:emot_rotf:
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You are in the back yard by the edge of your house.
It's actually a color picture, not one from 1933.
:D
Love,
Liz
:emot_rotf:
:emot_weird: You mean I was under surveillance? Katie must be practicing her long distance aiming then... ;D
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LOL......
Worried......??
Love,
Liz
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LOL......
Worried......??
Love,
Liz
What? Me worry? ;D
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You will never hear it coming.
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You will never hear it coming.
He couldn't hear any cuming anyway you 3 won't let him in the room for the fun bits! :emot_laughing:
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You will never hear it coming.
He couldn't hear any cuming anyway you 3 won't let him in the room for the fun bits! :emot_laughing:
LOL.....
You do realize that you are in the same boat with him........
A simple well planned surgical extraction and you will never hear it coming.
Love,
Liz
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Pardon...? I didn't hear that...
vinney... :D
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Pardon...? I didn't hear that...
vinney... :D
HEY VINNEY......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"INCOMING"...............!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
Love,
Liz
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:emot_weird: Oh no...!! :o
vinney...
ps Liz... play your cards right and in I'll come...
:emot_laughing:
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:emot_weird: Oh no...!! :o
vinney...
ps Liz... play your cards right and in I'll come...
:emot_laughing:
EEWWWWWW........"Death To The Hun"................. :D
Love,
Liz
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You will never hear it coming.
He couldn't hear any cuming anyway you 3 won't let him in the room for the fun bits! :emot_laughing:
LOL.....
You do realize that you are in the same boat with him........
A simple well planned surgical extraction and you will never hear it coming.
Love,
Liz
wouldn't it be surgical strike not extraction? Ehh neither here nor their. I already said that as long as SOMONE'S getting their bell range I'm good. K thanx bye.
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You will never hear it coming.
What? Katie a silent orgasm? Not what I have heard....And no way does Liz has silent ones too.... 8)
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You will never hear it coming.
What? Katie a silent orgasm? Not what I have heard....And no way does Liz has silent ones too.... 8)
You To.................."Death To The Hun"..............!!!!!!!!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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You To.................."Death To The Hun"..............!!!!!!!!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
So then you admit you have loud orgasms? 8)
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So then you admit you have loud orgasms? 8)
Let me just say that the next time I get together with Liz and Katie I'm taking some hearing protection.
Take from that what you will. ;)
:-*,
Jules
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So then you admit you have loud orgasms? 8)
Let me just say that the next time I get together with Liz and Katie I'm taking some hearing protection.
Take from that what you will. ;)
:-*,
Jules
I am sure with either of their legs wrapped around your head, that will be enough protection. Was for me. ;D
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Yeah, well, I sorta tried that. But nope, didn't work. I must just make them scream a lot louder than you do.
Maybe you're not as talented in that department as I am?!?
:emot_lickie:,
Jules
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Yeah, well, I sorta tried that. But nope, didn't work. I must just make them scream a lot louder than you do.
Maybe you're not as talented in that department as I am?!?
:emot_lickie:,
Jules
Nip... bite... and make the gals scream... with delight... Watcher knows how 'cos I'm a good teacher...
;D :emot_lickie: :emot_lickie: :emot_lickie: :emot_maninlove:
vinney luvs y'all...
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Just a nip and bite. Well, that's his problem. Well don't blame him, blame the teacher. ;) I had a bit more instruction it seems.
:-*,
Jules
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EXCUSE ME........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EXCUSE ME........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let me get my hip waders on before this goes any further..........I don't wanna drown.
First...Dear Rick....You taught Katie and Me What..?? (except maybe how to better shoot at a moving target "you").
Second...Vinney....Dear Vinney........Stop smoking what ever you are smoking (in fact that goes for both of you).
Third.... Jules...Shhhhh, don't tell them that stuff, and besides when the door is closed I'm not THAT loud...!!! And I do love face sitting, but I can tell you that Watcher was not my teacher (ever....ever, at all, not even close.....ever. did I mention ever and ever.)??
And another thing that the guys have never realized, that besides riding horses, that alone gives your legs an incredible work out.....especially strong in the thighs and calves. (that's not chickens and cows,..... boys).
And for especially the boys.....When Katie, Jules and I get together, we will rock your world, you just won't know it.
:D
Love Ya All.....
Liz
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It's half technique, the other half is emotional attachment. :)
You have to mean what you are doing!
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Jules...Shhhhh, don't tell them that stuff
Ugh, sorry girls, I just want to scream from the rooftops the fun we three have together.
:-X,
Jules
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Jules...Shhhhh, don't tell them that stuff
Ugh, sorry girls, I just want to scream from the rooftops the fun we three have together.
:-X,
Jules
That Works...........
:D
Love,
Liz
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That Works...........
:D
Love,
Liz
hahaha. That's what you were screaming when I was.... oooops :-X
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Well.....Now that you mention it, I think I said something unrecognizable between moaning loudly (Okay, screaming....Happy Now)........
And The next time we make love "EASY WITH THE TEETH".......OMG!!!!!!
:o :-*
Love Ya....
Liz
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Oh that's where you lot were, ladies... up on the rooftop... screaming ecstasy... or were you taking it...? Watcher my man... weren't you watching...? :roll:
vinney...
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Oh that's where you lot were, ladies... up on the rooftop... screaming ecstasy... or were you taking it...? Watcher my man... weren't you watching...? :roll:
vinney...
Watcher failed badly at watching, as he was watching something else, when he should have been watching us. So now we know the Eagle has Myopia (LOL)...
LOL....and Eagle with glasses..??? ;D
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Sorry. Watcher was watching the little white ball yesterday but thought he had heard some screaming going on. I just thought some cats were going at it in the bushes.... ;D If I had known it was you three ladies I may have just have quit and gone and watched.
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Well.....Now that you mention it, I think I said something unrecognizable between moaning loudly (Okay, screaming....Happy Now)........
And The next time we make love "EASY WITH THE TEETH".......OMG!!!!!!
:o :-*
Love Ya....
Liz
Ah c'mon girls, quit already, we all wanna fuck y'all, quit teasin'
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Not gonna happen Piney.....
But good try.......
:D
Love,
Liz
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Not gonna happen Piney.....
But good try.......
:D
Love,
Liz
Gee, Pineman gets a "good try" and all I get is a laugh. Looks around for MintJulie.... ;D
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Not gonna happen Piney.....
But good try.......
:D
Love,
Liz
Gee, Pineman gets a "good try" and all I get is a laugh. Looks around for MintJulie.... ;D
Awwww Rick,
At least he didn't get the ever famous "Bite Me" from me.
THAT is reserved for EXTRA SPECIAL Friends..... :D
Love,
Liz
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Versatile...
Does that mean you use both hands.....??
:-*
Love,
Liz
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Versatile...
Does that mean you use both hands.....??
:-*
Love,
Liz
Yep... one left one... one right one... and I'm pretty good cos I can use 'em both together at the same time... :emot_laughing:
vinney
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Versatile...
Does that mean you use both hands.....??
:-*
Love,
Liz
Yep... one left one... one right one... and I'm pretty good cos I can use 'em both together at the same time... :emot_laughing:
vinney
Doing What...??
Do Tell Dear Vincent ......Do Tell...
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Versatile...
Does that mean you use both hands.....??
:-*
Love,
Liz
Yep... one left one... one right one... and I'm pretty good cos I can use 'em both together at the same time... :emot_laughing:
vinney
Doing What...??
Do Tell Dear Vincent ......Do Tell...
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Pretty damned good with tools... I can massage ladies with both hands... wave both hands at once... clap hands together... protect my privates from your onslaught... How's that for starters...?
vinney...
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Getting Warm Vinney...........
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Getting Warm Vinney...........
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Yep... getting quite warm... so Liz... what do you think I use both hands for...? :roll:
vinney
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Liz, vinney is great at starting fires when he rubs hard enough....
Now if four hands are rubbing you Liz, would you still say, Bite Me? 8)
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Liz, vinney is great at starting fires when he rubs hard enough....
Now if four hands are rubbing you Liz, would you still say, Bite Me? 8)
Who's Hands..??
Katie and Jules...??
You Boys Knew That Was Coming Didn't You.??
;D
Love,
Liz
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Liz, vinney is great at starting fires when he rubs hard enough....
Now if four hands are rubbing you Liz, would you still say, Bite Me? 8)
Who's Hands..??
Katie and Jules...??
You Boys Knew That Was Coming Didn't You.??
;D
Love,
Liz
We smoke a lot of Hopium....... ;D
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Liz, vinney is great at starting fires when he rubs hard enough....
Now if four hands are rubbing you Liz, would you still say, Bite Me? 8)
Who's Hands..??
Katie and Jules...??
You Boys Knew That Was Coming Didn't You.??
;D
Love,
Liz
We smoke a lot of Hopium....... ;D
Hey Watcher... is that all we've got...? Hope...? :roll:
vinney
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And Dreams.........
Don't forget Dreams....
Love,
Liz
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In dreams... Liz... In dreams... ;D
vinney
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"NOT" my Dreams...!!!!
"YOUR" Dreams.......!!!!!
OMG......
EEEEWWWWWWW.........
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Liz,
I think you should give Vinney a shot, I sense a connection! Just once, who know?
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Liz,
I think you should give Vinney a shot, I sense a connection! Just once, who know?
If I give Vinney a "shot" it will be with a 308 caliber round from about 300 yards.
Other than that.....Nope....Nope....Nope.....
:D
Love,
Liz
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Aw Liz, give it a try, you can have your Gloch at the nightstand in case it doesn't work out!
:emot_laughing:
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Liz,
I think you should give Vinney a shot, I sense a connection! Just once, who know?
If I give Vinney a "shot" it will be with a 308 caliber round from about 300 yards.
Other than that.....Nope....Nope....Nope.....
:D
Love,
Liz
:o Aw shucks Liz... its bad enough just you but doubtless you'd need Katie to back you up...
vinney
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No backup needed.
If you are running in a pack, then maybe.
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Then I can use Katie as my spotter.....
She can also back me up with her sniper rifle, in case mine should jam (yeah, like that's gonna happen).
:D
Run Vinney Run............
Love,
Liz
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vinney -all this tough talk by Liz and Katie just means they want us that much more....
Did you say you had wet dreams about Liz? 8)
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Was working up to a wet one but my wife woke me, damn and blast it... :-[ ... If you could have seen Liz like I was seeing Liz in that dream... Well someone was hung like a horse and she was doing her handy little duty...
If the ladies want more of us then they can catch us...
Having said that I'd best start running... rather slowly... :emot_laughing:
vinney...
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OH YOU AND RICK ARE SO GOING TO DIE..........
There isn't a barn big enough for the two of you to hide in.....
:D
Love,
Liz
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Omg!!!! That's freaky! Luckily, I have a laptop, which is nearly always shut, unless I'm working... With clothes ON! :emot_weird:
I was talking about the cameras in the pool area - way too high for me to reach! Darn it! I'll just have to wear my swimsuit! :roll:
However, I'm loving the leather idea, sans the screaming. ;-) something about noise restrictions! ;D
:emot_kiss:
LOL....YELL "QUIETLY"..........LOL
:D
Love,
Liz
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OH YOU AND RICK ARE SO GOING TO DIE..........
There isn't a barn big enough for the two of you to hide in.....
:D
Love,
Liz
You got any haystacks round your way Liz...? Just waiting for you to catch us up... then the fun will begin... :emot_laughing:
luv ya
vinney
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Omg!!!! That's freaky! Luckily, I have a laptop, which is nearly always shut, unless I'm working... With clothes ON! :emot_weird:
I was talking about the cameras in the pool area - way too high for me to reach! Darn it! I'll just have to wear my swimsuit! :roll:
However, I'm loving the leather idea, sans the screaming. ;-) something about noise restrictions! ;D
:emot_kiss:
LOL....YELL "QUIETLY"..........LOL
:D
Love,
Liz
And never mind the swimsuit Kitty... we won't look... :roll: and even if we did we'd be the ones screaming... with delight... :emot_laughing:
vinney
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vinney -Liz has a great hayloft. But being the gentleman I am, I will not disclose what went on in her hayloft between us. Or with Katie. 8)
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You got any haystacks round your way Liz...? Just waiting for you to catch us up... then the fun will begin... :emot_laughing:
luv ya
vinney
Hummmm.......Hey Vinney.??
Does Rick know you plan to have sex with him in some haystack.??
Don't think you might want to ask him first.
:D
Love,
Liz
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Kitty......
Just ignore Vinney......"He's a Pervert"...!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Kitty......
Just ignore Vinney......"He's a Pervert"...!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Gee thanks Liz... I'm up there with the best of them now... I'll soon be as bad as you...
:emot_laughing:
vinney luvs ya...
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You got any haystacks round your way Liz...? Just waiting for you to catch us up... then the fun will begin... :emot_laughing:
luv ya
vinney
Hummmm.......Hey Vinney.??
Does Rick know you plan to have sex with him in some haystack.??
Don't think you might want to ask him first.
:D
Love,
Liz
I'll get you for that Liz...
I had a mouthful of coffee as I read your comments and nearly drenched my computer... :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
Oh you can be so wicked...
And so witty...
Nope Watcher and me have a pact... he will go to the hayloft and peck around for your offerings... and I'll just be plucking straw... waiting for the moment you come and get me... :emot_kiss:
luv ya
vinney
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Start running Vinny!
Liz is not available.
I'm giving you a 10 second lead. You'll need it.
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Start running Vinny!
Liz is not available.
I'm giving you a 10 second lead. You'll need it.
I know you like to dominate Katie... but I really don't need to wear a lead...
;D
vinney
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Let me phrase it differently. It's a head start before I start shooting.
:D
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Hey Katie... you forget I'm a gentleman... 8) so it's always ladies first... After you Katie... and keep looking behind you... I might be running the other way...
vinney
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Katie's back is covered....
And by the way, I managed to pick up two boxes of "tracer rounds" for the M-14.
Soooooo.......Don't mind me if "I light up your life" (translation: If you feel a burning feeling in your ass, "It's probably me".)
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Was working up to a wet one but my wife woke me, damn and blast it...
Damn it, maybe. But no Blast.
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If you feel a burning feeling in your ass, "It's probably me".
Love,
Liz
:emot_weird: You after my ass...? Liz how could you...? You remember the last time we got friendly how I vowed never participate in anal...?
luv ya
vinney
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vinney -see, it's working. Katie is talking about head and Liz is talking about anal. Wonder what MintJulie prefers?
Heads back up to Liz's hayloft. I hear her calling my name.... 8)
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vinney -see, it's working. Katie is talking about head and Liz is talking about anal. Wonder what MintJulie prefers?
Heads back up to Liz's hayloft. I hear her calling my name.... 8)
Hummmmm......Just so you guys know.....the next sound you hear will be the "soft click" on a bolt slamming home...
;D
Love,
Liz
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vinney -see, it's working. Katie is talking about head and Liz is talking about anal. Wonder what MintJulie prefers?
Heads back up to Liz's hayloft. I hear her calling my name.... 8)
Hummmmm......Just so you guys know.....the next sound you hear will be the "soft click" on a bolt slamming home...
;D
Love,
Liz
Hey Watcher she's locking you in the barn... you lucky devil... :emot_laughing:
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vinney -see, it's working. Katie is talking about head and Liz is talking about anal. Wonder what MintJulie prefers?
Heads back up to Liz's hayloft. I hear her calling my name.... 8)
Hummmmm......Just so you guys know.....the next sound you hear will be the "soft click" on a bolt slamming home...
;D
Love,
Liz
Hey Watcher she's locking you in the barn... you lucky devil... :emot_laughing:
Hummmmm......Not really, The bolt I'm talking about is part of a "receiver group", that's attached to an M-14.
;D
Love,
Liz
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vinney -see, it's working. Katie is talking about head and Liz is talking about anal. Wonder what MintJulie prefers?
Heads back up to Liz's hayloft. I hear her calling my name.... 8)
Hummmmm......Just so you guys know.....the next sound you hear will be the "soft click" on a bolt slamming home...
;D
Love,
Liz
Hey Watcher she's locking you in the barn... you lucky devil... :emot_laughing:
Hummmmm......Not really, The bolt I'm talking about is part of a "receiver group", that's attached to an M-14.
;D
Love,
Liz
You'd best take off Watcher... then you can swoop in and take her by surprise...
vinney
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Hey all, here's a thought, we all meet in Vegas, do the Kumbaya thing, hug, go to our respective bedrooms if nothing works out or get a suite and party! Enough of this banter, let's fuck until the wee hours of the morning!
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Hey all, here's a thought, we all meet in Vegas, do the Kumbaya thing, hug, go to our respective bedrooms if nothing works out or get a suite and party! Enough of this banter, let's fuck until the wee hours of the morning!
Oh shoot Piney, I'm busy that night. But instead of spending that kind of money on airfare, I can be in Kalamazoo in 3 hours to meet you Watcher. You game?
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I'd just like to fuck for several hours. I need to feel that emotional closeness. I need to abandon my soul into the hands of a lover for several hours of hard love-making.
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I'd just like to fuck for several hours. I need to feel that emotional closeness. I need to abandon my soul into the hands of a lover for several hours of hard love-making.
The offers will come flowing in Katie... Liz for one... Watcher and me for a couple of others and then of course your own real world... Good luck and enjoy many many hours of love making...
vinney :-*
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I'd just like to fuck for several hours. I need to feel that emotional closeness. I need to abandon my soul into the hands of a lover for several hours of hard love-making.
I'll bring the ropes, you have the bed really.
"but" the Do Not Disturb Sign better be ready for our door for something like two days.
:D
Love,
Liz
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Kitty......
Just ignore Vinney......"He's a Pervert"...!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Gee thanks Liz... I'm up there with the best of them now... I'll soon be as bad as you...
:emot_laughing:
vinney luvs ya...
*taking notes furiously*.
"Ok, vinney = pervert! Got it!" :emot_weird:
Hang on... Aren't we all? ;D
:emot_kiss:
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Oh shoot Piney, I'm busy that night. But instead of spending that kind of money on airfare, I can be in Kalamazoo in 3 hours to meet you Watcher. You game?
Who can refuse that offer? 8)
pineman - all nighters are now just in my dreams.
vinney - lol, I got excited hearing that click, also thinking Liz was locking her and me in the barn for some rolls in the hay but then she had to go spoil it by mentioning the M-14. Maybe it is her way of foreplay?
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Nope not foreplay............Just sighting in for range and accuracy.
:D
Love,
Liz
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Kitty......
Just ignore Vinney......"He's a Pervert"...!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Gee thanks Liz... I'm up there with the best of them now... I'll soon be as bad as you...
:emot_laughing:
vinney luvs ya...
*taking notes furiously*.
"Ok, vinney = pervert! Got it!" :emot_weird:
Hang on... Aren't we all? ;D
:emot_kiss:
Yeah we are, "but" we only blame it on Vinney and Watcher.
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Nope not foreplay............Just sighting in for range and accuracy.
:D
Love,
Liz
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5e/a8/fc/5ea8fc4cef797240b34eb2232b0e24a5.jpg)
There ya go..........
:D
Love,
Liz
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C.E.. With a body like that I am hoping she is pulling something other then the trigger....Think Liz would agree.... ;D
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Sure, Liz. Men are perverts and women are pervertresses. Got that, Kuriouskitty? ;D
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C.E.. With a body like that I am hoping she is pulling something other then the trigger....Think Liz would agree.... ;D
I can pretty much assure you that she is shouldering a 50 cal. sniper rifle.
From the angle of the picture I can't really tell which model, But the stock doesn't look like a Barrett's. However, I would not want to be on the receiving end of any large bore weapon.
Love,
Liz
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Sure, Liz. Men are perverts and women are pervertresses. Got that, Kuriouskitty? ;D
Listen up....Ole balding Eagle...... :D
Us women are innocent. (well sorta). It's all your with your raging hormones and thinking with the wrong head kinda stuff.
:emot_laughing:
:sign_youdontreallybelieveallt
Love,
Liz
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Kitty......
Just ignore Vinney......"He's a Pervert"...!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Gee thanks Liz... I'm up there with the best of them now... I'll soon be as bad as you...
:emot_laughing:
vinney luvs ya...
*taking notes furiously*.
"Ok, vinney = pervert! Got it!" :emot_weird:
Hang on... Aren't we all? ;D
:emot_kiss:
Of course we are all of the same ilk... except for Liz who doesn't admit to it... :emot_laughing: we're all perverts... and we know she really is too....
vinney ;)
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Nope not foreplay............Just sighting in for range and accuracy.
:D
Love,
Liz
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5e/a8/fc/5ea8fc4cef797240b34eb2232b0e24a5.jpg)
There ya go..........
:D
Love,
Liz
Well thank you Liz... we can see right up the top of your legs... now if I tickled you right up there would you jerk the trigger...?
;D vinney
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Kitty......
Just ignore Vinney......"He's a Pervert"...!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Gee thanks Liz... I'm up there with the best of them now... I'll soon be as bad as you...
:emot_laughing:
vinney luvs ya...
*taking notes furiously*.
"Ok, vinney = pervert! Got it!" :emot_weird:
Hang on... Aren't we all? ;D
:emot_kiss:
Of course we are all of the same ilk... except for Liz who doesn't admit to it... :emot_laughing: we're all perverts... and we know she really is too....
vinney ;)
Horses Vinney, you left off the last word "Horses"....... :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Nope not foreplay............Just sighting in for range and accuracy.
:D
Love,
Liz
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5e/a8/fc/5ea8fc4cef797240b34eb2232b0e24a5.jpg)
There ya go..........
:D
Love,
Liz
Well thank you Liz... we can see right up the top of your legs... now if I tickled you right up there would you jerk the trigger...?
;D vinney
Actually No I would not, I "would" probably turn around and shoot you in the "nuts".
"OUCH".........Many times over.
:D
Love,
Liz
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Oh Liz... you're such a sweetie... :o wanting to have a go at my nuts... many times over...
luv ya
vinney
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Oh Liz... you're such a sweetie... :o wanting to have a go at my nuts... many times over...
luv ya
vinney
You forgot to add "many times over with a hammer".
:D
Love,
Liz
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:o
As long as you don't use six inch nails too...
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:o
As long as you don't use six inch nails too...
Why..?? Would I need to use the Rock Band "Six Inch Nails".??
:D
Love,
Liz
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:sign_duh:
vinney
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WELL.....??
:emot_rotf:
Love,
Liz
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Nine.
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DAVE.......YOUR ALIVE...!!!!!
Nice to see you...... again.
:D
Love,
Liz
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DAVE.......YOUR ALIVE...!!!!!
Nice to see you...... again.
:D
Love,
Liz
You're
:hitler: :hitler: :hitler: :hitler:
And you're welcome!
:emot_kiss: :emot_laughing:
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DAVE.......YOUR ALIVE...!!!!!
Nice to see you...... again.
:D
Love,
Liz
lol, Liz. Do you say that to every man you have romped through the hay with?
vinney - seems Liz is into rough sex. ;D
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DAVE.......YOUR ALIVE...!!!!!
Nice to see you...... again.
:D
Love,
Liz
lol, Liz. Do you say that to every man you have romped through the hay with?
vinney - seems Liz is into rough sex. ;D
Nope, Dave (like You and Vinney) are on my list of things to destroy.
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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DAVE.......YOUR ALIVE...!!!!!
Nice to see you...... again.
:D
Love,
Liz
lol, Liz. Do you say that to every man you have romped through the hay with?
vinney - seems Liz is into rough sex. ;D
Yep... she sure is...
:D
vinney
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Both of you.......
"JUST BITE ME".......
:D
Love,
Liz
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Both of you.......
"JUST BITE ME".......
:D
Love,
Liz
See, her wanting us to bite her proves she likes it rough. Begs the questions of how hard to bite and where to bite Liz....
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Both of you.......
"JUST BITE ME".......
:D
Love,
Liz
See, her wanting us to bite her proves she likes it rough. Begs the questions of how hard to bite and where to bite Liz....
To all you kiddies out there watching.......relax, I have my Sears Craftsman Pliers close by and ready to pull teeth. I sincerely doubt there will be any biting, however, I will admit to always wanting to give dentistry a go. this could be the time.
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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DAVE.......YOUR ALIVE...!!!!!
Nice to see you...... again.
:D
Love,
Liz
lol, Liz. Do you say that to every man you have romped through the hay with?
vinney - seems Liz is into rough sex. ;D
Yep... she sure is...
:D
vinney
Especially rough on you!
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DAVE.......YOUR ALIVE...!!!!!
Nice to see you...... again.
:D
Love,
Liz
lol, Liz. Do you say that to every man you have romped through the hay with?
vinney - seems Liz is into rough sex. ;D
Yep... she sure is...
:D
vinney
Especially rough on you!
Promises... promises... ;D
vinney
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Well Boys, you need to understand this.............
With Katie I Make and Keep my Promises, and that you can take to the bank.
Love,
Liz
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Nine.
"Inch Nails"
I wasn't dead just bored. I heard No. I stopped. I still get "guns pointed at me". Logic dictates flirting hasn't worked and likely won't. Seems either the threads unraveling slightly or I don't know this way of flirting. Not to be Debbie Downer I'm just not a glutton for punishment.
Cheers.
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Oh Dave......Hang In There.
It's all in fun....Don't take it so seriously.
Love,
Liz
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Hey all, girls that love girls exclusively love girls! Doesn't mean they don't have male friends. Hey as men who love women we keep thinking if we could just make love to them we could convert them. We flirt as friends, not lovers but I'll never quit believing if only Liz had a guy that loved her and was able just once to make passionate love to her that perhaps? Well that's the heterosexual guy in me! Maybe start with a threesome,Katie, Liz whatta ya say?
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Hey all, girls that love girls exclusively love girls! Doesn't mean they don't have male friends. Hey as men who love women we keep thinking if we could just make love to them we could convert them. We flirt as friends, not lovers but I'll never quit believing if only Liz had a guy that loved her and was able just once to make passionate love to her that perhaps? Well that's the heterosexual guy in me! Maybe start with a threesome,Katie, Liz whatta ya say?
"Giggles".........Not A Chance.....but I have to give you an "A" for effort.
:D
Love,
Liz
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Oh Dave......Hang In There.
It's all in fun....Don't take it so seriously.
Love,
Liz
Would you still think my feelings were hurt if I told you to "bite me"! :laugh:
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Oh Dave......Hang In There.
It's all in fun....Don't take it so seriously.
Love,
Liz
Would you still think my feelings were hurt if I told you to "bite me"! :laugh:
Not at All......."BUT" that line belongs to me (I have a copyright on it)....You owe me $25.00 Dollars for usage. You can pay me in KB Bucks, Lois handles all my accounts.
;D
Love,
Liz
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Hey all, girls that love girls exclusively love girls! Doesn't mean they don't have male friends. Hey as men who love women we keep thinking if we could just make love to them we could convert them. We flirt as friends, not lovers but I'll never quit believing if only Liz had a guy that loved her and was able just once to make passionate love to her that perhaps? Well that's the heterosexual guy in me! Maybe start with a threesome,Katie, Liz whatta ya say?
"Giggles".........Not A Chance.....but I have to give you an "A" for effort.
:D
Love,
Liz
Ah C'mon!
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Oh Dave......Hang In There.
It's all in fun....Don't take it so seriously.
Love,
Liz
Would you still think my feelings were hurt if I told you to "bite me"! :laugh:
Not at All......."BUT" that line belongs to me (I have a copyright on it)....You owe me $25.00 Dollars for usage. You can pay me in KB Bucks, Lois handles all my accounts.
;D
Love,
Liz
I only settle debts in person. The second you fill space in my doorway is the second I'll cough up!
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Not at All......."BUT" that line belongs to me (I have a copyright on it)....You owe me $25.00 Dollars for usage. You can pay me in KB Bucks, Lois handles all my accounts.
;D
Love,
Liz
Did I just read that we should pay you in KB fucks? 8)
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Awww, fuck it.
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Awww, fuck it.
Since when did vinney and myself become "its"?
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Awww, fuck it.
Since when did vinney and myself become "its"?
That's easy to answer.......cuz you are not "tits", you are just "its".
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Awww, fuck it.
Since when did vinney and myself become "its"?
That's easy to answer.......cuz you are not "tits", you are just "its".
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
If we were tits we'd happily play with ourselves... its a fact... :emot_laughing:
vinney
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Vinney, you've got to have man boobs you can play with.
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Vinney, you've got to have man boobs you can play with.
Do you know where I can get hold of some...? ;D
vinney
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I've got a killer set, but they're spoken for. KILLER!
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I've got a killer set, but they're spoken for. KILLER!
Aw shucks... some of us would murder for a pair of them... :-*
vinney
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I've got a killer set, but they're spoken for. KILLER!
Aw shucks... some of us would murder for a pair of them... :-*
vinney
You could always play with Watchers.............
:D
Love,
Liz
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I've got a killer set, but they're spoken for. KILLER!
Aw shucks... some of us would murder for a pair of them... :-*
vinney
You could always play with Watchers.............
:D
Love,
Liz
The feathers would get in the way... can I play with your instead Liz...? 8)
luv ya
vinney
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I've got a killer set, but they're spoken for. KILLER!
Aw shucks... some of us would murder for a pair of them... :-*
vinney
You could always play with Watchers.............
:D
Love,
Liz
The feathers would get in the way... can I play with your instead Liz...? 8)
luv ya
vinney
Not a chance, and I don't have Man Boobs anyway.!
Keep searching........
Love,
Liz
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Liz can play with mine.
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Liz can play with mine.
Awwwwww, you're such a good friend.
Poor Vinney and Watcher missing out again though.
:),
Jules
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:'( You are so cruel to me and Watcher... if we had some to play with we'd share them with you...
vinney
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Liz can play with mine.
Kissing you softly.......... :gay:
Love,
Liz
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You could always play with Watchers.............
:D
Love,
Liz
Sorry, no man boobs. Plus, hands that touch my body better belong to a woman....no offense, vinney. ;D
vinney - I have dibs on Liz's and Katie's right boobs.
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You Certainly Do Not..........!!!!!!!!!!
EEEWWWWWWW...........
Love,
Liz
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Nah Watcher...I have the right ones... you have the left ones... :emot_laughing:
vinney
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Hey Vinney......."BITE ME".
:D
Love,
Liz
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Nah Watcher...I have the right ones... you have the left ones... :emot_laughing:
vinney
Right? Left? Either one, I am enjoying it.
vinney? Ever watch Liz as she rides one of her horses. One can be mesmerized with those boobies bouncing up and down.......
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You To,.......Ya Jerk.
"BITE ME"........
Love,
Liz
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The offer is there Watcher... Liz says 'Bite me'... so maybe we should take her up on that offer... you know... one on the left one... one on the right one... and a feather or two of yours to tickle the bottoms of her feet...
vinney :roll:
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The offer is there Watcher... Liz says 'Bite me'... so maybe we should take her up on that offer... you know... one on the left one... one on the right one... and a feather or two of yours to tickle the bottoms of her feet...
vinney :roll:
If you get near me............"you die"....!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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The offer is there Watcher... Liz says 'Bite me'... so maybe we should take her up on that offer... you know... one on the left one... one on the right one... and a feather or two of yours to tickle the bottoms of her feet...
vinney :roll:
If you get near me............"you die"....!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
After you Watcher... you go first... :emot_laughing:
vinney
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"VINNEY"..........I'm Telling the Missus on you...!!!!
Vincent, You are in soooo much trouble.....!!!!
;D
Love,
Liz
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:emot_weird: Oh no Liz... anything but that... well except for you digging your spurs in...
but I still love ya...
vinney :hug:
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;D
Love,
Liz
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Watcher, do you remember what you do with a bayonet?
Remember I have an 18 inch one on my Mosin Nagant.
:D
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The offer is there Watcher... Liz says 'Bite me'... so maybe we should take her up on that offer... you know... one on the left one... one on the right one... and a feather or two of yours to tickle the bottoms of her feet...
vinney :roll:
Fuck oh dear I wish you two or three or four or????would get a room an let us know how it went!!!! "Rifles and pistols might hurt me but whips and spurs engorge me" Damn, I missed my calling as a poet. Oh yeah most of them starve and who reads that shit except maybe in English Lit.
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The offer is there Watcher... Liz says 'Bite me'... so maybe we should take her up on that offer... you know... one on the left one... one on the right one... and a feather or two of yours to tickle the bottoms of her feet...
vinney :roll:
Fuck oh dear I wish you two or three or four or????would get a room an let us know how it went!!!! "Rifles and pistols might hurt me but whips and spurs engorge me" Damn, I missed my calling as a poet. Oh yeah most of them starve and who reads that shit except maybe in English Lit.
PINEY....!!!!!
In the immortal words of somebody.....WTF..??
;D
Love,
Liz
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Watcher, do you remember what you do with a bayonet?
Remember I have an 18 inch one on my Mosin Nagant.
:D
If I can remember that far back I think we used the bayonet to cut the wires holding the case of C rations. The end of an M-16 also worked well.
vinny - if my feather was going to touch Liz, it wouldn't be touching the bottom of her feet..... 8)
I wonder if being called a jerk by Liz is a term of endearment? ;D
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LOL........Not a Chance.......!!!!!!!!!!
Love,
Liz
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LOL........Not a Chance.......!!!!!!!!!!
Love,
Liz
Not a chance that being called a jerk by you is a term of endearment or not a chance my feather will ever get anywhere close to your body? ;D
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LOL........Not a Chance.......!!!!!!!!!!
Love,
Liz
Not a chance that being called a jerk by you is a term of endearment or not a chance my feather will ever get anywhere close to your body? ;D
Hummmmmmm............Would you believe "Both"....... :D
Love,
Liz
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OK guys, enough of this banter! As guys we all think given the chance we can convert lesbians to at least bi-sexual! Remember Anne Heche! That said my own view on Liz right or wrong is that with the right man and I'm thinking Chuck Connors aka Vinney she might at least have some fun! Y'all seem to like each other ak47's aside so give it a chance. Call me a matchmaker just get a room, I'm sure Vinney jacks off every night thinking of you! If nothing else "Mercy Sex" "T" gives me that as needed!
Pineman!
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Nope. Been there, done that. Girls are my interest, not guys. Liz is even more adamant.
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my own view on Liz right or wrong is that with the right man and I'm thinking Chuck Connors aka Vinney she might at least have some fun!
I'm sure Vinney jacks off every night thinking of you!
Pineman!
Pineman you're way off target... I respect Liz and Katie and all the ladies on KB... Yep I like 'em... like 'em a lot... joke with them... that's my way... As for your last suggestion matey... that should be flushed right down the crapper...
vinney
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Hey Katie......Let say we kill them all now and save mother nature the time and effort.
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Hey Katie......Let say we kill them all now and save mother nature the time and effort.
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Death by biting... wow...
vinney ;D
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Pineman you're way off target... I respect Liz and Katie and all the ladies on KB... Yep I like 'em... like 'em a lot... joke with them... that's my way... As for your last suggestion matey... that should be flushed right down the crapper...
vinney
vinney -great response. What I would have said too but then Katie and Liz know we are pretty harmless and just like to tease. We are complete gentlemen.
But death by biting? Seems pretty painful.
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:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Knows how to have fun in a hayloft but, alas, not with vinney nor me. Her loss. ;D
And "how exactly" is it my loss....??
I do very well with Katie and Jules.
:o ;D
Love,
Liz
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Knows how to have fun in a hayloft but, alas, not with vinney nor me. Her loss. ;D
And "how exactly" is it my loss....??
I do very well with Katie and Jules.
:o ;D
Love,
Liz
Variety is the spice of life. We have different things you can grab on to.... 8)
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Knows how to have fun in a hayloft but, alas, not with vinney nor me. Her loss. ;D
And "how exactly" is it my loss....??
I do very well with Katie and Jules.
:o ;D
Love,
Liz
Variety is the spice of life. We have different things you can grab on to.... 8)
Now why on earth would I want to grab your feet..??
They are nasty and stinky......
Oh, By the way......"Go Wash Your Socks"...!!!
;D :o
Love,
Liz
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:emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
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Now why on earth would I want to grab your feet..??
They are nasty and stinky......
Oh, By the way......"Go Wash Your Socks"...!!!
;D :o
Love,
Liz
Did you mean to say cocks instead of socks? Any respectable man would never wear socks during sex... ;D
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;D
Handsome bird with a pearly white smile. I mean just look at it ^
A gentleman. Lucky enough to live close enough to go see the cubbies. Still waiting for an invite over to take in a game. ;)
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;D
Handsome bird with a pearly white smile. I mean just look at it ^
A gentleman. Lucky enough to live close enough to go see the cubbies. Still waiting for an invite over to take in a game. ;)
I went to high school just down the street from Wrigley Field and spent many a summer day out in the bleachers, before they were the in place to be.
Pick a day. 8)
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JUNE 20th, 2525.
That work for you..?? It worked for Zager and Evans.
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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;D
Handsome bird with a pearly white smile. I mean just look at it ^
A gentleman. Lucky enough to live close enough to go see the cubbies. Still waiting for an invite over to take in a game. ;)
So confused. Looked in Say Something Nice thread and this was missing. Now I see it is in the Random Flirt Thread.
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We Jump Around A Lot...... ;D
Love,
Liz
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Jump... a lot...? Did you say jump a lot...? ;D LIZ...!! Really...!! You're as bad as me... :roll: :sign_badgirl:
vinney...
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vinney - nothing better for our morale then when Liz is jumping around in her bikini. 8)
Jules, confused? Join the club. But it was your thought that counted...ty ;D
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Well top post on this page (and two from prior page) subject is Say Something Nice.
Sorry, been a long day.
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Lordie gorgeous... you're right... so heres something nice...
You're nice... very nice... more than very nice...
and now for the flirting bit...
I'm coming over...
vinney
:-*
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I'm coming over...
vinney
You Are...??
Wanna Bet...??
:roll:
Love,
Liz
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Lordie gorgeous... you're right... so heres something nice...
You're nice... very nice... more than very nice...
and now for the flirting bit...
I'm coming over...
vinney
:-*
Are we tag teaming MintJulie? Fun. Liz, see what you are missing?
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Isn't missing a thing...
And knows more about Jules than you boys ever will........ :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Isn't missing a thing...
And knows more about Jules than you boys ever will........ :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
:roll:
Oh you wanna bet...?
Even so I still luvs ya Liz...
vinney
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Fighting over me again? Come on, there's enough of me to go around. ;)
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LOL.....
With these two guys.....I sincerely doubt it.
:D
Love,
Liz
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Of course there is Liz... in fact Jules said you ought to join us all... three's good but four... wow... the mind and body boggles at the thought...
luv
vinney
:-*
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Your Body Might Boggle......."However" My Body Doesn't......!!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Your Body Might Boggle......."However" My Body Doesn't......!!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
vinney - Liz wants us soooo bad......Jules, vinney and I will right over... 8)
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:emot_laughing:
hummmmmm......"NO"...........
Love,
Liz
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:emot_laughing:
hummmmmm......"NO"...........
Love,
Liz
hey, Jules asked us to come over....
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:emot_laughing:
hummmmmm......"NO"...........
Love,
Liz
hey, Jules asked us to come over....
Now Why On Earth Would She Do That...??
;D
Love,
Liz
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in fact Jules said you ought to join us all... three's good but four... wow... the mind and body boggles at the thought...
You haven't even gotten to 3 yet, Big Vinney. And you're already planning on 4? hahaha
How did this get from ..........
Fighting over me again? Come on, there's enough of me to go around. ;)
......to a foursome?
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How did this get from ..........
Fighting over me again? Come on, there's enough of me to go around. ;)
......to a foursome?
That's easy enough to answer.....The boys "suck" at math.
:emot_laughing:
However, I'm sure they will come up with a strange answer for the "suck" at math.
Love.
Liz
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How did this get from ..........
Fighting over me again? Come on, there's enough of me to go around. ;)
......to a foursome?
That's easy enough to answer.....The boys "suck" at math.
:emot_laughing:
However, I'm sure they will come up with a strange answer for the "suck" at math.
Love.
Liz
Well pluck my pubes and pickle my balls... you don't have to be good at maths at all... it just helps to be an accountant...
And Jules, I counted everything on my fingers... Jules = 1, Liz = 2, Watcher = 3 and me = 4... in my estimation that equates to a foursome... howsumever... for a little bit of extra spice you could add Katie... :emot_woohoo2:
vinney :roll:
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So tempting, but I'm so overloaded with my new duties here. Maybe this Frid.... nope, washing my hair that night. Hmmm.
;),
Jules
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Oh well, the offers there... Hey... maybe we'll come over and wash it for you if you like...
:emot_laughing:
vinney
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vinney - pickled balls? :o
Sure, Jules becomes Mod and, pfft, we now are chopped liver..... ;D
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You are NOT chopped liver. Just because I'm helping out with the moderation, it's still the same Jules at the other end. And it's not changing me one bit.
Though, I was looking at possibly a new avatar.
Your thoughts? Or should I get one showing some handcuffs too? Or would the handcuffs get you two a little too excited.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/78/b4/7a/78b47aafc917e2c13d802c6a20eb2e0b.jpg)
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OMG.....There's a "New Sheriff" in town.!!!!
Love the picture by the way.
Love,
Liz
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You are NOT chopped liver. Just because I'm helping out with the moderation, it's still the same Jules at the other end. And it's not changing me one bit.
Though, I was looking at possibly a new avatar.
Your thoughts? Or should I get one showing some handcuffs too? Or would the handcuffs get you two a little too excited.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/78/b4/7a/78b47aafc917e2c13d802c6a20eb2e0b.jpg)
Great picture... would make a smashing avatar...and even better if you has something between your legs... like an 'orse... just to please Liz of course...
love it...
vinney
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HEY VINNEY.........!!!!!!!!!!!!
"BITE ME"........
;D
Love,
Liz
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MintJulie - I like the pic. We here at KB once had a sheriff but one day he got on his horse and rode off into the sunset. But I have to say, you being the new sheriff in town, you can frisk me anytime. But no handcuffs. Not into that stuff
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HEY VINNEY.........!!!!!!!!!!!!
"BITE ME"........
;D
Love,
Liz
Cummin' over Liz...
bite ya...
vinney...
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:emot_laughing:
Promises, Promises..............
Love,
Liz
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;)
:-*
vinney
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MintJulie - I like the pic. We here at KB once had a sheriff but one day he got on his horse and rode off into the sunset. But I have to say, you being the new sheriff in town, you can frisk me anytime. But no handcuffs. Not into that stuff
Was only joking about the avatar. Unless I can find a Liza one with a badge.
But I was issued handcuffs, and I will use them.
;),
Jules
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MintJulie - I like the pic. We here at KB once had a sheriff but one day he got on his horse and rode off into the sunset. But I have to say, you being the new sheriff in town, you can frisk me anytime. But no handcuffs. Not into that stuff
Was only joking about the avatar. Unless I can find a Liza one with a badge.
But I was issued handcuffs, and I will use them.
;),
Jules
Watcher would soon escape from them... that's if you could catch him... :emot_laughing:
vinney
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So are you...
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Looks up at Vinney.......
"Really Sucking Up".........
Love,
Liz
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Looks up at Vinney.......
Sorry to interrupt this thread but (oh wait, I can still do 3 words) are you......
On your knees.
:-*,
Jules
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Looks up at Vinney.......
Sorry to interrupt this thread but (oh wait, I can still do 3 words) are you......
On your knees.
:-*,
Jules
"I can Be".
Love,
Liz
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"Lick You Where"..??
:o
Love,
Liz
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No, not there!
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"How About Here".??
Love,
Liz
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hahaha
Yes, much better
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:emot_lickie: :gay: :emot_lickie: :aol_cunnilingus:
hahaha
Yes, much better
:aol_cunnilingus: :emot_lickie: :gay:
LOL....Pictures speak volumes.
Love Ya.
Liz
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"How About Here".??
Love,
Liz
That's much better.
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Strip me naked...
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"Not A Chance"....
Love,
Liz
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Strip yourself naked...
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"Are You Kidding"..........
Love,
Liz
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Let me help...
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Strip me naked...
"Are You Kidding"..........
Love,
Liz
Give'm A Chance!
****Yes Give'm counts as one word. No arguing
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Strip me naked...
"Are You Kidding"..........
Love,
Liz
Give'm A Chance!
****Yes Give'm counts as one word. No arguing
NO WAY......You are abusing your authority....!!!
I want a second Opinion ...... :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
"I'll Die First"..............
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Strip me naked...
"Are You Kidding"..........
Love,
Liz
Give'm A Chance!
****Yes Give'm counts as one word. No arguing
NO WAY......You are abusing your authority....!!!
I want a second Opinion ...... :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
"I'll Die First"..............
Your second opinion...
Obey the moderator... :emot_laughing:
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"You" can go...................
Love,
Liz
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Up the hayloft...
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OR..........
"JUST BLOW ME"............. :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
PS: "Bite Me" didn't fit.
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ELIZABETH...!!! Really...?
Well...! :o
Blow me instead...
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"JUST BITE ME"..........VINCENT.....(Bad boy you are).
Love,
Liz
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Stop wriggling about... ;D
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"Slap You Silly"..... :o
Love,
Liz
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Did you say 'Slap your willy...?'
Massage your g-spot...
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Did you say 'Slap your willy...?'
Massage your g-spot...
EEEWWWWWWWWW............
"Not With You"..........
Love,
Liz
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Liz's G-string...
Damn Pervert..........
And by the way.......size 5-6 in Black for Christmas.....I need about 3 pairs of the velvet one (limited edition ones) for Victoria's Secret.......
Don't fail Vincent.....
Love,
Liz
:emot_laughing:
Only as long as I help you try them for size... That'll make me remember... :emot_laughing:
vinney
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I'll call Jules...
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Liz's G-string...
Damn Pervert..........
And by the way.......size 5-6 in Black for Christmas.....I need about 3 pairs of the velvet one (limited edition ones) for Victoria's Secret.......
Don't fail Vincent.....
Love,
Liz
:emot_laughing:
Only as long as I help you try them for size... That'll make me remember... :emot_laughing:
vinney
If you can get in a pair of 5-6....I want pictures (as horrible as they may be).
I don't think you know what a size 5 is (American)..you better ask your Missus.
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Denim Bellbottoms
Love,
Liz
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I'll call Jules...
"Okay, That Works".........!!!
Love
Liz
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Liz's G-string...
Damn Pervert..........
And by the way.......size 5-6 in Black for Christmas.....I need about 3 pairs of the velvet one (limited edition ones) for Victoria's Secret.......
Don't fail Vincent.....
Love,
Liz
:emot_laughing:
Only as long as I help you try them for size... That'll make me remember... :emot_laughing:
vinney
If you can get in a pair of 5-6....I want pictures (as horrible as they may be).
I don't think you know what a size 5 is (American)..you better ask your Missus.
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Just cum come help me... then you won't need pictures... ;D
vinney
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I'll join you...
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Forget It, Vinney........
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Forget what Liz...?
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You Know Perfectly..............
Love,
Liz
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Bellbottom Jeans
Love,
Liz
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"Riding My Pony"..............
Love,
Liz
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I know size 5 panties. I have a drawer full.
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I know size 5 panties. I have a drawer full.
I LOVE YOU.......
Liz
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Oh my god
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You Called Me....??
Love,
Liz
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Get down there.
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Good morning beautiful.
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Well Thank You........
Love,
Liz
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Well Thank You........
Love,
Liz
Hmmm, you sure MintJulie wasn't referring to vinney or me?
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Well Thank You........
Love,
Liz
Hmmm, you sure MintJulie wasn't referring to vinney or me?
POSITIVE..............
Love,
Liz
:emot_laughing:
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Well Thank You........
Love,
Liz
Hmmm, you sure MintJulie wasn't referring to vinney or me?
POSITIVE..............
Love,
Liz
:emot_laughing:
I think Watcher has a point... (don't tell anyone but so have I... :emot_laughing:)
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You Have What...??.........."Fleas"...??
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Read the words... get my point...? :emot_laughing:
vinney
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vinney - we can make Liz our kebob then? ;D
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We sure as heck can... :emot_laughing:
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ait a minute...........
Let me get my chainsaw and cut "things" down to size........(I swear it will only hurt for a minute.... :roll: ).....You can trust me.....
Love,
Liz
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So what do you think Vinney is whispering to Liz...?
(http://i.imgur.com/klIj2z7.jpg)
Answers on a postcard please...
;)
vinney
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ait a minute...........
Let me get my chainsaw and cut "things" down to size........(I swear it will only hurt for a minute.... :roll: ).....You can trust me.....
Love,
Liz
Don't know about vinney but when I was a wee lad I was cut and sized... so put away your chainsaw..;D
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ait a minute...........
Let me get my chainsaw and cut "things" down to size........(I swear it will only hurt for a minute.... :roll: ).....You can trust me.....
Love,
Liz
Don't know about vinney but when I was a wee lad I was cut and sized... so put away your chainsaw..;D
Anyway we'd probably break the chainsaw... :emot_laughing:
vinney
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Don't know about vinney but when I was a wee lad I was cut and sized... so put away your chainsaw..;D
Anyway we'd probably break the chainsaw... :emot_laughing:
vinney
Hope you aren't meaning our thingys may be petrified? ;D
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Don't know about vinney but when I was a wee lad I was cut and sized... so put away your chainsaw..;D
Anyway we'd probably break the chainsaw... :emot_laughing:
vinney
Hope you aren't meaning our thingys may be petrified? ;D
Nope... I'm just petrified of Liz with a chainsaw... now if it was a chopper... ;D well that's be a different story entirely...
vinney
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:aol_anal:
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I would pay you to spend 5 minutes in my body to experience it. :roll:
:emot_bottomspank:
I like anal though. That really wouldn't be a punishment for me ;D.
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You're going to need someone to do the pushing. I will, begrudgingly, offer myself for that dirty job. You can always count on me to take one for the team.
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You're going to need someone to do the pushing. I will, begrudgingly, offer myself for that dirty job. You can always count on me to take one for the team.
I hope you were talking to Piper.
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Petrified of Liz? She is such a sweetie.... 8)
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Petrified of Liz? She is such a sweetie.... 8)
Say that when she's handling a chainsaw... I suppose she does know how to use one...?
;D
vinney
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STHIL.........36" Bar, professional grade.
Home Depot has to special order them, or you find a dealer that has them.
They weigh a hefty 22 lbs.
Love them...........
Love,
Liz
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That's for trimming unnecessary parts.
I prefer the 1903a3 or m39 for shooting the unnecessary parts off.
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That's for trimming unnecessary parts.
I prefer the 1903a3 or m39 for shooting the unnecessary parts off.
LOL.....well, that works too.
But I have a question..?? ..."How close do you have to get"..??
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Far enough away to not get splattered.
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Far enough away to not get splattered.
vinney - Katie and Liz want to get splattered. You up to it? ;D
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Sure am... hey girls! Where are you hiding now...?
;D
vinney
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Sure am... hey girls! Where are you hiding now...?
;D
vinney
Most likely, Liz is going "ewwwwww" and Katie is zeroing in one of her long range rifles to make sure her first shot hits the targets.... ;D
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:emot_laughing:
You would be surprised where I was yesterday.
Hint: It was fun........
Love,
Liz
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:emot_laughing:
You would be surprised where I was yesterday.
Hint: It was fun........
Love,
Liz
How much more fun could you have had without vinney and myself being part of it?
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3 Girls / 3 Horses / 1 campfire on a starry night lasting all night.
Nuff said.........I'll tell Jules and Katie the rest if they want to know.
(But you guys will have to suffer).
;D
Love,
Liz
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3 Girls / 3 Horses / 1 campfire on a starry night lasting all night.
Nuff said.........I'll tell Jules and Katie the rest if they want to know.
(But you guys will have to suffer).
;D
Love,
Liz
3 horses...? I hope they were stallions Liz... ;)
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3 horses...? I hope they were stallions Liz... ;)
Liz meant you, me and another stud. One day she will admit it that you and me is all she dreams about. ;D
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3 horses...? I hope they were stallions Liz... ;)
Liz meant you, me and another stud. One day she will admit it that you and me is all she dreams about. ;D
"Nightmares Don't Count"........ ;D
Love,
Liz
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Night stallions do though... ;D
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True, vinney. We are Liz's most favorite nightmares..... ;D
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"NOT"...........
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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"NOT"...........
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Topic - What do you masturbate to?
Answer - for Liz, it is thinking of vinney and watcher and her up in the hayloft. True. 8)
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"NOT"...........
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Topic - What do you masturbate to?
Answer - for Liz, it is thinking of vinney and watcher and her up in the hayloft. True. 8)
Well I never... lucky Liz... fancy being in her head as well as her hayloft...
:emot_laughing:
vinney
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"NOT A CHANCE YOU TWO"...........
Love,
Liz
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Not a chance of exactly what Liz...?
:emot_kiss:
vinney
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Anything...........At All...............
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Not even a little ride... Liz... on one of your horses...? Or maybe even........ :roll:
luv ya
vinney
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"Nope...Nope...Nope".......
Not At All.
Love,
Liz
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Did I read that as "Hope...Hope...Hope..."?
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vinney - beware of Liz's sharpened spurs when you hope for a ride on, oops, I meant, with her.. 8)
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That's alright thanks Watcher... I'll have protection on... :emot_laughing:
vinney
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(http://i.imgur.com/mMv5S1a.jpg)
I could wear this, but I have absolutely no idea where.......... :D
But I love it anyway, it would be fun to have / add to my lingerie drawer.
Love,
Liz
You wear it when you visit me of course :D. Or during that weekly trip to the grocery.
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I could wear this, but I have absolutely no idea where.......... :D
Most women wear this under their clothing.
Just, you know, sayin'
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:emot_laughing:
You would be surprised where I was yesterday.
Hint: It was fun........
Love,
Liz
She was with me ;D
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:emot_laughing:
You would be surprised where I was yesterday.
Hint: It was fun........
Love,
Liz
She was with me ;D
:emot_bottomspank:
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LOL......Not saying a word about anything........
"BUT", Where the hell did I leave my panties again...??
;D
Love,
Liz
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LOL.....
Yeah but where..??
As in "where would be appropriate"..??
Obviously not my Dad's birthday........ ;D
(Don't go there)............
Love,
Liz
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LOL......Not saying a word about anything........
"BUT", Where the hell did I leave my panties again...??
;D
Love,
Liz
Between my teeth. ;D
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LOL.....
Yeah but where..??
As in "where would be appropriate"..??
Obviously not my Dad's birthday........ ;D
(Don't go there)............
Love,
Liz
In my bed :D
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;D
That works.......
Love,
Liz
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:emot_weird: :o
Wow, That caught me off guard.........
Love,
Liz
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Since when did Liz start wearing panties? 8)
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:emot_weird: :o
Wow, That caught me off guard.........
Love,
Liz
I aim to please :D.
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Since when did Liz start wearing panties? 8)
(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/44853757.jpg)
(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/63745307.jpg)
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:(
I couldn't think of anything to say..............
"Damn"
Love,
Liz
;D
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I don't believe Liz is speechless... again...!! :roll:
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I don't believe Liz is speechless... again...!! :roll:
"YOU" HOWEVER................CAN JUST................"BITE ME".....!!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Oh just let me at you... where would you like the bite...? ;D
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Oh just let me at you... where would you like the bite...? ;D
You Do Realize, I'm not above telling your Missus about you........"Naughty Boy".
:emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
Love,
Liz
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Oh please do Liz... you very "Naughty Girl..." :-* :emot_laughing:
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Yeah, but I don't have to come home to your Missus.
You Do........!!!!!!!!!
Unless you plan on living in the garage.
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Yeah, but I don't have to come home to your Missus.
You Do........!!!!!!!!!
Unless you plan on living in the garage.
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Already do Liz... already do... :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
luv ya
vinney
ps... it's as good as a hayloft... ;D
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Liz keeps losing 'em all over the place Jules... is she just forgetful or in a hurry to flee from the scene of the... er... action...?
vinney :emot_laughing:
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LOL.....
Yeah but where..??
As in "where would be appropriate"..??
Obviously not my Dad's birthday........ ;D
(Don't go there)............
Love,
Liz
I wonder if other women do this?
From time to time, on an otherwise normal day, I will wear my nicest/sexiest lingerie under my regular clothes. No one knows -- or will know -- that I'm wearing it, but it makes me feel a little special, and sexy, and, I suppose, naughty.
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No......My Panties are fine right where they are......
Including the ones that I'm wearing.....
;D
Love,
Liz
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No......My Panties are fine right where they are......
Including the ones that I'm wearing.....
;D
Love,
Liz
And you look so adorable in them I'm sure ;).
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I wonder if other women do this?
From time to time, on an otherwise normal day, I will wear my nicest/sexiest lingerie under my regular clothes. No one knows -- or will know -- that I'm wearing it, but it makes me feel a little special, and sexy, and, I suppose, naughty.
During the times when I was not seeing someone, I'd just want to put on some of my pretty things. So yes, about once every couple of weeks. Just because I like them. Now, I wear them enough that I don't do that.
I went a big step further a week before this last Xmas. I was feeling particularly naughty..... well horny. I put on my beige thigh high stockings, my cheeky lace underwear and matching bra that are so sheer, they are for the most part see through. I slipped on my 3/4 length overcoat, a scarf, and hat and went to the mall shopping for about an hour.
The mall was packed for Xmas shopping. Then paranoia started creeping up on me of something happening, like my coat getting caught on something. I left in a hurry. When I got home, my parents were at the house visiting with my brother-in-law and niece. I know it seemed very suspicious to everyone that I was walking through the house with my coat and scarf on as I headed to my bedroom to change into normal clothes.
It was the only time I've done something that daring. I thought about doing it again, but couldn't work up the nerve.
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LOL.....
Yeah but where..??
As in "where would be appropriate"..??
Obviously not my Dad's birthday........ ;D
(Don't go there)............
Love,
Liz
I wonder if other women do this?
From time to time, on an otherwise normal day, I will wear my nicest/sexiest lingerie under my regular clothes. No one knows -- or will know -- that I'm wearing it, but it makes me feel a little special, and sexy, and, I suppose, naughty.
For a hot minute I thought you were referring to wearing a thong to their Fathers birthday :emot_laughing:
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Hayloft is softer.
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Yeah, but I don't have to come home to your Missus.
You Do........!!!!!!!!!
Unless you plan on living in the garage.
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
or under it ;D
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VINNEY GOES MISSING
(story on page 13)
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No......My Panties are fine right where they are......
Including the ones that I'm wearing.....
;D
Love,
Liz
And you look so adorable in them I'm sure ;).
I'm not wearing any. :D
It's too fucking hot. Sue me. :roll:
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:emot_laughing:
TMI................
Love,
Liz
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:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Actually I have a fairly nice selection of lingerie.
I do like to wear it when I have to actually get into a dress and look pretty.
(Look, I'm a Cowgirl, get over it, I wear jeans and boots, I hate frilly stuff.)
But in reference to the above red outfit, I love it...!!! I just can't picture me in it when I spend my entire day (life) with horses.
Love,
Liz
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Actually I have a fairly nice selection of lingerie.
I do like to wear it when I have to actually get into a dress and look pretty.
(Look, I'm a Cowgirl, get over it, I wear jeans and boots, I hate frilly stuff.)
But in reference to the above red outfit, I love it...!!! I just can't picture me in it when I spend my entire day (life) with horses.
Love,
Liz
Wear it under your dress to the cowgirl ball :D.
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No......My Panties are fine right where they are......
Including the ones that I'm wearing.....
;D
Love,
Liz
But not for long....... ;D
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No......My Panties are fine right where they are......
Including the ones that I'm wearing.....
;D
Love,
Liz
And you look so adorable in them I'm sure ;).
She looks even better out of them... :emot_laughing:
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"BEHAVE VINNEY".............!!!!!!!!!!!
Love,
Liz
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"BEHAVE VINNEY".............!!!!!!!!!!!
Love,
Liz
I'm not sure he is able to do so.
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LOL.....
Yeah but where..??
As in "where would be appropriate"..??
Obviously not my Dad's birthday........ ;D
(Don't go there)............
Love,
Liz
I wonder if other women do this?
From time to time, on an otherwise normal day, I will wear my nicest/sexiest lingerie under my regular clothes. No one knows -- or will know -- that I'm wearing it, but it makes me feel a little special, and sexy, and, I suppose, naughty.
I do sometimes. I think most women do. Sometimes at home I may put on something really sexy to just lounge around. It does usually end up in some hot fantasies and masturbation!
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LOL.....
Yeah but where..??
As in "where would be appropriate"..??
Obviously not my Dad's birthday........ ;D
(Don't go there)............
Love,
Liz
You mean you wouldn't wear that out riding with a GF?
Actually it looks kind of Christmasy to me,LOL.
BTW, Jeans,boots and cropped T-shirt is sexy as hell!!
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I do sometimes. I think most women do. Sometimes at home I may put on something really sexy to just lounge around. It does usually end up in some hot fantasies and masturbation!
Now I know why you call yourself naughty. Fun. ;D
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Not A Chance...........
Love,
Liz
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Viagra - nope, never
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Fuck me bareback
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Not A Chance.................
Not In Hell.....................
Not In Here...................
Not Never Ever..............
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Not forever ever.
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:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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I have condoms :D
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Don't need 'em
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Don't touch them.........
Love,
Liz
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Might Be Used............
EEEWWWWWW................. :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Ewww Ewww Ewww
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I Said That...........
Love,
Liz
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Sits on liz
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Sits on Piper.
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Crawls away fast..........
Love,
Liz
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Helps you flee.
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pinches chirping girl
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Tickles Piper's tummy.
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Likes to watch
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Peanut Butter and Pickles...........
(Don't knock it...they are good).
Love,
Liz
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Peanut Butter and Pickles...........
(Don't knock it...they are good).
Love,
Liz
I'll just take your word on that
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rather tickle Liz..... 8)
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Peanut Butter and Pickles...........
(Don't knock it...they are good).
Love,
Liz
Sounds like someone may be pregnant..... ;D
Still eating creamy peanut butter on white bread after all these years.
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NNNNOOOOOOOOOO...........
NOT PREGNANT YA JERK..........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;D
Love,
Liz
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AHHHHHH...........
How did this turn into a three word thread....??
Cuz it's not suppose to be one at all.............
Love,
Liz
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NNNNOOOOOOOOOO...........
NOT PREGNANT YA JERK..........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;D
Methinks the lady doth protest too much......after all you do have a rather unnatural affection towards your horses
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LOL.....Good Thing You Are In Canada......!!!!!
Love,
Liz
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NNNNOOOOOOOOOO...........
NOT PREGNANT YA JERK..........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;D
Love,
Liz
I had weirder cravings than that when I was knocked up.
:roll:
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I don't know.
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LOL.....Good Thing You Are In Canada......!!!!!
Love,
Liz
Yeah, I'd hate for you to get drunk, lose all your inhibitions and start throwing yourself at me ;D
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*Sits on liz's lap" Why hello there ;D.
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NNNNOOOOOOOOOO...........
NOT PREGNANT YA JERK..........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;D
Love,
Liz
Ya love me...... 8)
phtlc - Now Liz getting drunk and throwing herself at you would be worth the trip to Canada to watch..... ;D
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AHHHHHH...........
How did this turn into a three word thread....??
Cuz it's not suppose to be one at all.............
Love,
Liz
I noticed that also. Must be the Mods messing with our brains......as if our brains aren't messed up already. ;D
Sits on Liz and tickles her.....
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phtlc - Now Liz getting drunk and throwing herself at you would be worth the trip to Canada to watch..... ;D
Don't give her any ideas now ;D
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Y'all Can just "BITE ME"......
;D
Love,
Liz
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Y'all Can just "BITE ME"......
;D
Love,
Liz
Gee, don't encourage them or anything.
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"They Love It"........
Love,
Liz
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"They Love It"........
Love,
Liz
Be honest... so do you.
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"Well".................
It is the flirt thread is it not..??
;D
Love,
Liz
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"Well".................
It is the flirt thread is it not..??
;D
Love,
Liz
You reveal your own sinister intentions. :D
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Y'all Can just "BITE ME"......
;D
Love,
Liz
Promises, promises.... 8)
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"BITE ME"......
See Watcher....you got her all excited now
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"They Love It"........
That's what most stalkers say
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Just out of curiosity, why is everyone obsessed with Liz?
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Just because...........
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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*Sits on ChirpingGirls lap and plays with her hair*
Why HELLO there. :D
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Just out of curiosity, why is everyone obsessed with Liz?
I'm not. She's obsessed with me. It's kind of scary. ;D
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*Sits on ChirpingGirls lap and plays with her hair*
Why HELLO there. :D
I just had it styled. :roll:
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Just out of curiosity, why is everyone obsessed with Liz?
I'm not. She's obsessed with me. It's kind of scary. ;D
:emot_laughing:
OMG....You do have vivid dreams don't you.........
Love,
Liz
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*Sits on ChirpingGirls lap and plays with her hair*
Why HELLO there. :D
I just had it styled. :roll:
Don't currrrr :D
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*Sits on ChirpingGirls lap and plays with her hair*
Why HELLO there. :D
I just had it styled. :roll:
Don't currrrr :D
:emot_bottomspank:
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Just out of curiosity, why is everyone obsessed with Liz?
Heck, I flirt with any of the KB ladies. Liz just happens to flirt back more. 8)
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Just out of curiosity, why is everyone obsessed with Liz?
Heck, I flirt with any of the KB ladies. Liz just happens to flirt back more. 8)
Liz loves a good pity flirt. :D
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Just out of curiosity, why is everyone obsessed with Liz?
I'm not. She's obsessed with me. It's kind of scary. ;D
:emot_laughing:
OMG....You do have vivid dreams don't you.........
Love,
Liz
You're the one doing the dreaming.........but seriously Liz, I only want to be friends, nothing more, so please try to control yourself.
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I'm pretty sure I can.
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Damn people... get married or something.
It's great for me, Or so my wife tells me.
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Damn people... get married or something.
It's great for me, Or so my wife tells me.
Haven't found the right girl yet.....getting close, but not quite there.
But I'll work on it.........
;D
Love,
Liz
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Damn people... get married or something.
It's great for me, Or so my wife tells me.
Haven't found the right girl yet.....getting close, but not quite there.
But I'll work on it.........
;D
Love,
Liz
:D
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I'm pretty sure I can.
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Keep telling yourself that luv ;D
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No.....Actually just laughing........
:emot_rotf:
Love,
Liz
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Damn people... get married or something.
It's great for me, Or so my wife tells me.
:aol_anal: :emot_dancing: :emot_smilio:
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Damn people... get married or something.
It's great for me, Or so my wife tells me.
Haven't found the right girl yet.....getting close, but not quite there.
But I'll work on it.........
;D
Love,
Liz
*coughs loudly*
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Damn people... get married or something.
It's great for me, Or so my wife tells me.
Get married? More fun flirting.
Wonder where vinney has been? We love to double team Liz and MintJulie. ;D
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Damn people... get married or something.
It's great for me, Or so my wife tells me.
:aol_anal: :emot_dancing: :emot_smilio:
:emot_bottomspank:
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Damn people... get married or something.
It's great for me, Or so my wife tells me.
Haven't found the right girl yet.....getting close, but not quite there.
But I'll work on it.........
;D
Love,
Liz
*coughs loudly*
"I hear You"............. ;D
But I like being single................
:emot_kiss:
Love,
Liz
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Damn people... get married or something.
It's great for me, Or so my wife tells me.
Haven't found the right girl yet.....getting close, but not quite there.
But I'll work on it.........
;D
Love,
Liz
*coughs loudly*
"I hear You"............. ;D
But I like being single................
:emot_kiss:
Love,
Liz
Besides, Liz has her horses
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Yes I Do............
And "THEY" don't Kiss and tell................
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Yes I Do............
And "THEY" don't Kiss and tell................
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Do they get jealous when you start talking about me and get that glazed look in your eyes and a dreamy voice?
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Yes I Do............
And "THEY" don't Kiss and tell................
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Do they get jealous when you start talking about me and get that glazed look in your eyes and a dreamy voice?
Phtlc?!?!
Why would they get jealous of Liz?
Have you been ....(gosh, this is uncomfortable) .... are you doing things with her horses?
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Poor Liz. :roll:
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Phtlc is such a perv..!!!
I only hope he is not up in Canada abusing horses......
He certainly isn't doing anything to my girls....They would kick the crap out of him.
(especially the gang of three).
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Yes I Do............
And "THEY" don't Kiss and tell................
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Do they get jealous when you start talking about me and get that glazed look in your eyes and a dreamy voice?
Phtlc?!?!
Why would they get jealous of Liz?
Have you been ....(gosh, this is uncomfortable) .... are you doing things with her horses?
No, sadly they worry that she is fawning over me when they want her paying attention to them. I get that a lot.
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Phtlc is such a perv..!!!
Yah, I know
I only hope he is not up in Canada abusing horses......
You're the only horse molester liz :emot_laughing:
He certainly isn't doing anything to my girls....They would kick the crap out of him.
(especially the gang of three).
I only let human girls beat me up
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I only let human girls beat me up
Then you would love to be up in Liz's hayloft. If you play your cards right, maybe Katie and MintJulie will also be up there to fulfill your wish. ;D
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I only let human girls beat me up
Do You Know Any...??
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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I only let human girls beat me up
Do You Know Any...??
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Ones that he pays ;D
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Oooo, it's a tough crowd in here!
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Oooo, it's a tough crowd in here!
Thank you, Thank you very much, Ms. Bee. *takes a bow*
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Oooo, it's a tough crowd in here!
poor phtlc - he must have thought he wandered into 1408. C'mon. Show him some love.
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Oooo, it's a tough crowd in here!
poor phtlc - he must have thought he wandered into 1408. C'mon. Show him some love.
"NOT A CHANCE"...........
First rule of flirting........"Take No Survivors".
Second rule of flirting.... "See The First Rule".
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Oooo, it's a tough crowd in here!
Yeah, it's kind of exciting ;D
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LOL........I could Hug You Phtlc........
But trust me "I Won't"....... ;D
Loved that comment.....
Love,
Liz
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What about me Liz...? You can hug me if you like... I could do with it...
vinney
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I'm the only one not remotely sexually harassing Liz, by the way.
:D
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Who's harassing me...??
I'm fine..........
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Who's harassing me...??
I'm fine..........
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Yes we know you love it.
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........I could Hug You Phtlc........
Control yourself luv ;D
Loved that comment.....
I get that a lot ;D
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LOL........I could Hug You Phtlc........
But trust me "I Won't"....... ;D
Loved that comment.....
Love,
Liz
Her vagina could hug your penis too, but trust me, "She won't"....... :emot_laughing:
I've had too much to drink.
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Who's harassing me...??
I'm fine..........
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Her ass, did you just write? Why, I love her, oops, your ass and everything else about you. Please give vinney a big hug. He also misses you.
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I'm the only one not remotely sexually harassing Liz, by the way.
:D
:emot_lickie:
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LOL........I could Hug You Phtlc........
But trust me "I Won't"....... ;D
Loved that comment.....
Love,
Liz
Her vagina could hug your penis too, but trust me, "She won't"....... :emot_laughing:
I've had too much to drink.
YES..........YOU HAVE....!!!!!!!!
:o
Love,
Liz
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LOL........I could Hug You Phtlc........
But trust me "I Won't"....... ;D
Loved that comment.....
Love,
Liz
Her vagina could hug your penis too, but trust me, "She won't"....... :emot_laughing:
I've had too much to drink.
YES..........YOU HAVE....!!!!!!!!
:o
Love,
Liz
I brought laughs to the world though. :D
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Of That....I'm Sure.........
:D
Love,
Liz
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Of That....I'm Sure.........
:D
Love,
Liz
:emot_dancing: :emot_smilio:
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:emot_bottomspank:
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:sign_badgirl: :emot_rotf:
Love,
Liz
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:emot_bottomspank:
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f142/Alierajean/Buffy%20Gifs/tumblr_lwkpwqWCGZ1r8gsqgo3_250.gif)
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:sign_badgirl: :emot_rotf:
Love,
Liz
;D
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:emot_bottomspank:
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f142/Alierajean/Buffy%20Gifs/tumblr_lwkpwqWCGZ1r8gsqgo3_250.gif)
Is that your answer to evertthing? :roll:
And yes, I was. :D
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:emot_bottomspank:
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f142/Alierajean/Buffy%20Gifs/tumblr_lwkpwqWCGZ1r8gsqgo3_250.gif)
Is that your answer to evertthing? :roll:
And yes, I was. :D
Yes it is. And I knew it.
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:emot_bottomspank:
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f142/Alierajean/Buffy%20Gifs/tumblr_lwkpwqWCGZ1r8gsqgo3_250.gif)
Is that your answer to evertthing? :roll:
And yes, I was. :D
Yes it is. And I knew it.
:emot_bottomspank:
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:emot_bottomspank:
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f142/Alierajean/Buffy%20Gifs/tumblr_lwkpwqWCGZ1r8gsqgo3_250.gif)
Is that your answer to evertthing? :roll:
And yes, I was. :D
Yes it is. And I knew it.
:emot_bottomspank:
I will not encourage your drunken lechery.
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:emot_bottomspank:
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f142/Alierajean/Buffy%20Gifs/tumblr_lwkpwqWCGZ1r8gsqgo3_250.gif)
Is that your answer to evertthing? :roll:
And yes, I was. :D
Yes it is. And I knew it.
:emot_bottomspank:
I will not encourage your drunken lechery.
:emot_bottomspank:
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:emot_bottomspank:
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f142/Alierajean/Buffy%20Gifs/tumblr_lwkpwqWCGZ1r8gsqgo3_250.gif)
Is that your answer to evertthing? :roll:
And yes, I was. :D
Yes it is. And I knew it.
:emot_bottomspank:
I will not encourage your drunken lechery.
:emot_bottomspank:
:emot_chug:
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Did you call...?
-
No, I Didn't.....
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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rings up liz
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Can't Hear You.........
;D
Love,
Liz
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Are you deaf...
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I think so...........
;D
Love,
Liz
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Tell us more Liz... tell us more... :-*
It would be a violation of KB's rules to tell you anything more.
Besides "are you old enough to be asking those kind of questions"...??
:o :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Tell us more Liz... tell us more... :-*
It would be a violation of KB's rules to tell you anything more.
Besides "are you old enough to be asking those kind of questions"...??
:o :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Old enough and wise enough... but are you up to divulging the facts...? :emot_laughing:
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Poor dear Liz...
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Not a chance.............
Love,
Liz
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Tell us more Liz... tell us more... :-*
It would be a violation of KB's rules to tell you anything more.
Besides "are you old enough to be asking those kind of questions"...??
:o :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Old enough and wise enough... but are you up to divulging the facts...? :emot_laughing:
I'll tell you what......you ask a Moderator for permission, If you get a yes, I'll answer you.
:D
Love,
Liz
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.... of what, Liz...?
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Tell us more Liz... tell us more... :-*
It would be a violation of KB's rules to tell you anything more.
Besides "are you old enough to be asking those kind of questions"...??
:o :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Old enough and wise enough... but are you up to divulging the facts...? :emot_laughing:
I'll tell you what......you ask a Moderator for permission, If you get a yes, I'll answer you.
:D
Love,
Liz
Hey Jules... what do you think... nothing untoward in a simple request is there...? :emot_laughing:
vinney
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Tell us more Liz... tell us more... :-*
It would be a violation of KB's rules to tell you anything more.
Besides "are you old enough to be asking those kind of questions"...??
:o :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Old enough and wise enough... but are you up to divulging the facts...? :emot_laughing:
I'll tell you what......you ask a Moderator for permission, If you get a yes, I'll answer you.
:D
Love,
Liz
Hey Jules... what do you think... nothing untoward in a simple request is there...? :emot_laughing:
vinney
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Tell us more Liz... tell us more... :-*
It would be a violation of KB's rules to tell you anything more.
Besides "are you old enough to be asking those kind of questions"...??
:o :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Old enough and wise enough... but are you up to divulging the facts...? :emot_laughing:
I'll tell you what......you ask a Moderator for permission, If you get a yes, I'll answer you.
:D
Love,
Liz
Hey Jules... what do you think... nothing untoward in a simple request is there...? :emot_laughing:
vinney
hahaha, leave me out of this. Besides, it's not up to me. This is Toe's board. Sorry Vinney.
KRISTEN'S BOARD > Sex > Pics and vids (Moderator: toeinh2o)
She can PM it to you though. ;)
:),
Jules
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Why not, Liz?
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Breaks lizes door
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Liz does us........ ;D
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Oy fucking vey.
-
Liz Does "NOT".........
Love,
Liz
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:emot_laughing:
Oh Well.......No Answer then.
Love,
Liz
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:emot_dunno:
:roll: I'm big enough to accept that Liz is keeping quiet about whatever it is she might be embarrassed about so... vinney says... end of subject...
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:emot_dunno:
:roll: I'm big enough to accept that Liz is keeping quiet about whatever it is she might be embarrassed about so... vinney says... end of subject...
Liar........
You Are Dying to know................. ;D
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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:emot_dunno:
:roll: I'm big enough to accept that Liz is keeping quiet about whatever it is she might be embarrassed about so... vinney says... end of subject...
Liar........
You Are Dying to know................. ;D
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Of course,,, :emot_laughing: so PM or email me if you don't want to post it here... :emot_laughing:
I still luvs ya...
vinney :-*
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Liz Does "NOT".........
She only dreams about it...night, after night....
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No. If she dreams about something, she dreams of me being affectionate.
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:emot_dunno:
:roll: I'm big enough to accept that Liz is keeping quiet about whatever it is she might be embarrassed about so... vinney says... end of subject...
Liar........
You Are Dying to know................. ;D
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Of course,,, :emot_laughing: so PM or email me if you don't want to post it here... :emot_laughing:
I still luvs ya...
vinney :-*
What about others who are interested? LoL
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What about others who are interested? LoL
Get in line. Liz has one of those ticket dispensers with numbers on them. She is working on number 4 right now..... ;D
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Trading a clip with two girls masturbating next to each other (one is a squirter) for a lesser number.
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Trading a clip with two girls masturbating next to each other (one is a squirter) for a lesser number.
Sorry. Tried that already and it got me nowhere. And you know what happened in the movie, Beetlejuice, when he tried to swap numbers? And it would be the "other" head that gets shrunk this time.... ;D
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You know with the exception of Katie.......
All of you guys are just plain nuts..........
Oh and hey abc......I don't do video's.
(Well for Katie and Jules....Maybe)....
LOL....LOL.....LOL
Love,
Liz
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See... Liz likes guys nuts...
:emot_laughing:
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See... Liz likes guys nuts...
:emot_laughing:
Be Careful.....I like to crack nuts (with a hammer).
You might want to rephrase that statement.
Love,
Liz
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Nope... it stands as written... remember the song... what was it... If I had a hammer... well here ya are Liz...
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I love the music of Peter, Paul and Mary.
Especially Paul Stookey singing the "Wedding Song".
So Vinney, go ahead and post that song......Make me happy.....!!!!
Love Ya........ :emot_kiss:
Liz
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There ya go Liz...
Love ya
vinney :emot_kiss:
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Thanks Vinney.........
Love Ya..........
Liz
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You know with the exception of Katie.......
All of you guys are just plain nuts..........
Oh and hey abc......I don't do video's.
Videos were actually for those who would give me a smaller number. LoL
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You know with the exception of Katie.......
All of you guys are just plain nuts..........
Oh and hey abc......I don't do video's.
Videos were actually for those who would give me a smaller number. LoL
Good Luck With That...........
;D
Love,
Liz
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You know with the exception of Katie.......
All of you guys are just plain nuts..........
Oh and hey abc......I don't do video's.
Videos were actually for those who would give me a smaller number. LoL
Good Luck With That...........
;D
Love,
Liz
That actually turned out to be a dud. Guys wouldn't be sold that cheep or they are loyal to you. Either way, I should have risen the stake.
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You know with the exception of Katie.......
All of you guys are just plain nuts..........
Oh and hey abc......I don't do video's.
Videos were actually for those who would give me a smaller number. LoL
Good Luck With That...........
;D
Love,
Liz
That actually turned out to be a dud. Guys wouldn't be sold that cheep or they are loyal to you. Either way, I should have risen the stake.
:emot_laughing:
The cost maybe quite high.......
You better ask the guys about me.......
;D
Love,
Liz
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You know with the exception of Katie.......
All of you guys are just plain nuts..........
Oh and hey abc......I don't do video's.
Videos were actually for those who would give me a smaller number. LoL
Good Luck With That...........
;D
Love,
Liz
That actually turned out to be a dud. Guys wouldn't be sold that cheep or they are loyal to you. Either way, I should have risen the stake.
:emot_laughing:
The cost maybe quite high.......
You better ask the guys about me.......
;D
Love,
Liz
You don't know how high I can go. ;)
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I don't have too........
It's the guys you are dealing with not me.....
But, in case no one ever told you (two things) read my profile and understand I'm spoken for (if she cares to reveal herself so be it, if not then that's our secret).
Love,
Liz
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I don't have too........
It's the guys you are dealing with not me.....
But, in case no one ever told you (two things) read my profile and understand I'm spoken for (if she cares to reveal herself so be it, if not then that's our secret).
Love,
Liz
I'm sure you're the kind of person I'd be flirting in RL if it weren't for the one of two things from your profile, but the fuss was about the story on horses that we all are dying to hear.
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I don't have too........
It's the guys you are dealing with not me.....
But, in case no one ever told you (two things) read my profile and understand I'm spoken for (if she cares to reveal herself so be it, if not then that's our secret).
Love,
Liz
I'm sure you're the kind of person I'd be flirting in RL if it weren't for the one of two things from your profile, but the fuss was about the story on horses that we all are dying to hear.
I know.......
I know that very well........
;D
Love,
Liz
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I don't have too........
It's the guys you are dealing with not me.....
But, in case no one ever told you (two things) read my profile and understand I'm spoken for (if she cares to reveal herself so be it, if not then that's our secret).
Love,
Liz
I'm sure you're the kind of person I'd be flirting in RL if it weren't for the one of two things from your profile, but the fuss was about the story on horses that we all are dying to hear.
I know.......
I know that very well........
;D
Love,
Liz
So, whenever you are ready to name your price, I'll be waiting. :D
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I love the music of Peter, Paul and Mary.
Especially Paul Stookey singing the "Wedding Song".
So Vinney, go ahead and post that song......Make me happy.....!!!!
Love Ya........ :emot_kiss:
Liz
That song was our main wedding song so thank you Liz and vinney for bringing it up, the video I mean. 8)
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Your Welcome.
Mine too (favorite that is).
Love,
Liz
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So, whenever you are ready to name your price, I'll be waiting. :D
First Off....I'm way to expensive (Diamonds do nothing for me).
And I hate "The Price Is Right"......because it never is (with me).
I don't come with instructions.........
I'm not easy to please.....(well depends on who she is).
However, if you really need to know about me.....Ask Watcher and Vinney.
;D
Love,
Liz
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Your Welcome.
Mine too (favorite that is).
Love,
Liz
Your Welcome.
:emot_bottomspank:
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So, whenever you are ready to name your price, I'll be waiting. :D
First Off....I'm way to expensive (Diamonds do nothing for me).
And I hate "The Price Is Right"......because it never is (with me).
I don't come with instructions.........
I'm not easy to please.....(well depends on who she is).
However, if you really need to know about me.....Ask Watcher and Vinney.
;D
Love,
Liz
I find diamonds sooo overrated. I was thinking more about small time favours. If you want to buy a second hand car, I know a guy who knows a guy.
I don't need to ask guys, I'm sure you'll tell me yourself ;)
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Depends upon the diamond. A 1.5 caret Diamond might do well.
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Depends upon the diamond. A 1.5 caret Diamond might do well.
Hey Now.....No Cutting in on my deals.
I was holding out for cruise ship (maybe a 15 day one with Katie and Jules).
Norwegian Lines is always a good choice.
Love,
Liz
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Depends upon the diamond. A 1.5 caret Diamond might do well.
Hey Now.....No Cutting in on my deals.
I was holding out for cruise ship (maybe a 15 day one with Katie and Jules).
Norwegian Lines is always a good choice.
Love,
Liz
My brother works on a cruiser. I can get you a 15% off if you complain to him about the service. What do you say? Can you smell a good deal or not? :D
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Hey Now.....No Cutting in on my deals.
I was holding out for cruise ship (maybe a 15 day one with Katie and Jules).
Norwegian Lines is always a good choice.
Love,
Liz
I know a good Norwegian you ladies can cruise with..... 8)
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Hey Now.....No Cutting in on my deals.
I was holding out for cruise ship (maybe a 15 day one with Katie and Jules).
Norwegian Lines is always a good choice.
Love,
Liz
I know a good Norwegian you ladies can cruise with..... 8)
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Clean the head...Gently rub the head...
This applies to a great many things, not just vcrs. ;D
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Clean the head...Gently rub the head...
This applies to a great many things, not just vcrs. ;D
grasp the head firmly, whack it strongly several times. Beat it against a hard surface. If that doesn't break it free, wrench it off.
That should do the trick
:D
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grasp the head firmly, whack it strongly several times. Beat it against a hard surface. If that doesn't break it free, wrench it off.
That should do the trick
:D
Note to self. Never ask Katie to clean my head.....Wrenching it off has to hurt more then using your sword. ;D
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Thank you, Katie! You always say something either thought-provoking or funny as Hell, and I appreciate both.
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Clean the head...Gently rub the head...
This applies to a great many things, not just vcrs. ;D
grasp the head firmly, whack it strongly several times. Beat it against a hard surface. If that doesn't break it free, wrench it off.
That should do the trick
:D
Oh ffff*ck... that hurts...
vinney :-*
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grasp the head firmly, whack it strongly several times. Beat it against a hard surface. If that doesn't break it free, wrench it off.
That should do the trick
:D
Katie, sometimes you really scare me ;D
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I don't come with instructions........
Yes, but do you cum from instruction? I'm not trying to dicKtate, if the ladies will step in. I'm just nosey. :sign_thoughtsquest:
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Phtlc, Katie scares you ALL the time!
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Katie, sometimes you really scare me ;D
She gets that a lot.
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I don't come with instructions........
Yes, but do you cum from instruction? I'm not trying to dicKtate, if the ladies will step in. I'm just nosey. :sign_thoughtsquest:
That's Cute..........
;D
Love,
Liz
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LOL.......
You think Katie is bad....??
LOL......
Love,
Liz
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LOL.......
You think Katie is bad....??
LOL......
Love,
Liz
I should have added "from KB men". Mainly Vinney and Watcher.
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Phtlc, Katie scares you ALL the time!
WHAT?...not at all...I mean...uhm..yeah...OK ........sigh
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Katie, sometimes you really scare me ;D
She gets that a lot.
LOL, ok I don't doubt that
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I don't come with instructions........
Yes, but do you cum from instruction? I'm not trying to dicKtate, if the ladies will step in. I'm just nosey. :sign_thoughtsquest:
That's Cute..........
;D
Love,
Liz
Well?....it was ment more as a joke but I AM curious ;D
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Secrets Dave.....I never tell secrets.
;D
Love,
Liz
But for $249.95 you can buy the instruction manual "AND" for just another $200.00 I can let you have the Video that comes with the book, PLUS if you act right now, I toss in for free a complete set of Ginsu Knives a value of $59.00 dollars that's for free just for ordering within the next ten minutes....
:emot_laughing:
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LOL.......
You think Katie is bad....??
LOL......
Love,
Liz
I should have added "from KB men". Mainly Vinney and Watcher.
Katie is playing hard to get. ;D
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Secrets Dave.....I never tell secrets.
;D
Love,
Liz
But for $249.95 you can buy the instruction manual "AND" for just another $200.00 I can let you have the Video that comes with the book, PLUS if you act right now, I toss in for free a complete set of Ginsu Knives a value of $59.00 dollars that's for free just for ordering within the next ten minutes....
:emot_laughing:
And if he buys within the next two hours, he will get another manual and video for free. A slight S&H fee will apply. ;D
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I'm sure she's playing hardball. Wear a jockstrap. :^)
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grasp the head firmly, whack it strongly several times. Beat it against a hard surface. If that doesn't break it free, wrench it off.
That should do the trick
:D
Katie, sometimes you really scare me ;D
Face it, I know you dream about it ...
The real deal breaker is the cats.
(http://www.funonline.in/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Black-Cat-showing-his-Scary-Teethes-Wallpaper.jpg)
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lol
Phtlc, you should have never shared one of your deepest, darkest secrets! ;-) Now the whole world know...
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grasp the head firmly, whack it strongly several times. Beat it against a hard surface. If that doesn't break it free, wrench it off.
That should do the trick
:D
Katie, sometimes you really scare me ;D
Face it, I know you dream about it ...
The real deal breaker is the cats.
(http://www.funonline.in/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Black-Cat-showing-his-Scary-Teethes-Wallpaper.jpg)
I don't fear them.....but I am wary of their sinister intent. On that note, the cats have already entered into an unholy alliance with another enemy;
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/isis-using-kittens-and-honey-bees-in-bid-to-soften-image-in-dabiq-propaganda-magazine/ar-BBv9EcX?li=AAacUQk&ocid=spartandhp (http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/isis-using-kittens-and-honey-bees-in-bid-to-soften-image-in-dabiq-propaganda-magazine/ar-BBv9EcX?li=AAacUQk&ocid=spartandhp)
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lol
Phtlc, you should have never shared one of your deepest, darkest secrets! ;-) Now the whole world know...
How else do I get the word out without spreading the gospel?
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But everyone is either laughing at you or deriding you for your disdain of felines. :P
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But everyone is either laughing at you or deriding you for your disdain of felines. :P
They laughed at Noah too.
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ChirpingGirls wife. :D
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But everyone is either laughing at you or deriding you for your disdain of felines. :P
They laughed at Noah too.
So...??
Are you afraid of water also...?? or just Sharks.....??
:emot_laughing:
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ChirpingGirls wife. :D
You. Wish.
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ChirpingGirls wife. :D
You. Wish.
I don't have to I have the selfie. :D ;D :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
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ChirpingGirls wife. :D
You. Wish.
I don't have to I have the selfie. :D ;D :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
You are not getting it. :roll:
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ChirpingGirls wife. :D
You. Wish.
I don't have to I have the selfie. :D ;D :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
You are not getting it. :roll:
I already have it :D.
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ChirpingGirls wife. :D
You. Wish.
I don't have to I have the selfie. :D ;D :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
You are not getting it. :roll:
I already have it :D.
By magic?
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ChirpingGirls wife. :D
You. Wish.
I don't have to I have the selfie. :D ;D :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
You are not getting it. :roll:
I already have it :D.
By magic?
:emot_dancing:
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But everyone is either laughing at you or deriding you for your disdain of felines. :P
They laughed at Noah too.
So...??
Are you afraid of water also...?? or just Sharks.....??
:emot_laughing:
Never afraid. Just prepared. ;D
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Sooooo.............
You are a Boy Scout.......
That's Nice.......... ;D
Love,
Liz
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Sooooo.............
You are a Boy Scout.......
That's Nice.......... ;D
Love,
Liz
I know two things Liz and I can rub together that may produce a spark.... 8)
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Sooooo.............
You are a Boy Scout.......
That's Nice.......... ;D
Love,
Liz
I know two things Liz and I can rub together that may produce a spark.... 8)
:roll:
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Sooooo.............
You are a Boy Scout.......
That's Nice.......... ;D
Love,
Liz
I know two things Liz and I can rub together that may produce a spark.... 8)
:roll:
What? Definitely not what you were thinking... :emot_weird:
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Sooooo.............
You are a Boy Scout.......
That's Nice.......... ;D
Love,
Liz
I know two things Liz and I can rub together that may produce a spark.... 8)
:roll:
What? Definitely not what you were thinking... :emot_weird:
Oh no...? I bet we all know... :emot_laughing:
vinney
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Oh no...? I bet we all know... :emot_laughing:
vinney
Shhh...Liz loves to rub up against me...... ;D
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Oh no...? I bet we all know... :emot_laughing:
vinney
Shhh...Liz loves to rub up against me...... ;D
LOL....If I do it's with barbed wire.................... ;D
Love,
Liz
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That's a bit harsh on Watcher Liz... but welcum home anyway... ;D
:-*
vinney
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Huggssss Vinney.
Thanks much and thanks for letting me bother you with my emails.
Love,
Liz
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Oh no...? I bet we all know... :emot_laughing:
vinney
Shhh...Liz loves to rub up against me...... ;D
LOL....If I do it's with barbed wire.................... ;D
Love,
Liz
I have a 2 inch scar on my back from barb wire. Knocked over a barb wire fence as part of a motorcycle accident (lack of skill and experience on my part) back in '83. The guy who "rescued" me dragged me off the fence by my ankles rather than lifting me off by my arms.
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Huggssss Vinney.
Thanks much and thanks for letting me bother you with my emails.
Love,
Liz
It was fine Liz... always love hearing from you...
:emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:
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Huggssss Vinney.
Thanks much and thanks for letting me bother you with my emails.
Love,
Liz
Sure. I get barbed wire across my twins and you get sexy emails from Liz..... :(
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Huggssss Vinney.
Thanks much and thanks for letting me bother you with my emails.
Love,
Liz
Sure. I get barbed wire across my twins and you get sexy emails from Liz..... :(
Oh dear Watcher :roll:... I am so sorry... :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
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No Worries Rick........
He did not get anything sexy from me......
However, I did send him a Camel via Parcel Post.....It should arrive just in time for Christmas....... ;D
Love,
Liz
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Payment upon delivery I presume?
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Payment upon delivery I presume?
LOL.....Of Course........
;D
Love Ya,
Liz
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Camel toes Liz...? Camel toes... :emot_laughing:
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Camel toes Liz...? Camel toes... :emot_laughing:
Ahhhhh.........No Vinney,
I said Camel, not camel toes........Camel as in the entire Camel. (although, I'm pretty sure that the toes come with the camel and don't cost extra).
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Camel toes Liz...? Camel toes... :emot_laughing:
Ahhhhh.........No Vinney,
I said Camel, not camel toes........Camel as in the entire Camel. (although, I'm pretty sure that the toes come with the camel and don't cost extra).
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
multiples ;D ;D
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(http://i.imgur.com/EJ48e8C.jpg)
Official Time Out while the judges rule whether or not the picture properly represents 2760.
If definitely represents 52760 and 760. But 2760?
:emot_kiss: to Vinney
(http://www.thechinesequest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/instant-replay.jpg)
The precedent has been set before Jules... but I ain't gonna plough back through 2,760 posts to prove it... ;D Hell Jules... if you delete the post then I'll publish the one of you and me naked on the beach... :roll:
vinney luvs ya... :emot_kiss:
Okay, okay........just no naked pictures of you and me on the beach. We don't want Liz getting all upset with me trying to steal her men now, do we.
(http://kerekparos62.hu/pics/ColdelIzeran2770.jpg)
Actually Vinney's Missus once told me to take him off her hands....
She needed the space in the bedroom, and with him gone, she would have more..... :emot_laughing:
However, that being said.......I politely declined and pointed out I didn't need an "Old Goat" hanging around eating everything in sight. Both sadly and very happily I sent him back to his Missus...........(funny thing, she won't talk to me anymore.....wonder why.??).
:emot_laughing:
:emot_laughing:
All My Love To Both Of You,
Liz
PS: Vinney......revenge is sweet....!!!!
Love Ya....
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(http://i.imgur.com/EJ48e8C.jpg)
Official Time Out while the judges rule whether or not the picture properly represents 2760.
If definitely represents 52760 and 760. But 2760?
:emot_kiss: to Vinney
(http://www.thechinesequest.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/instant-replay.jpg)
The precedent has been set before Jules... but I ain't gonna plough back through 2,760 posts to prove it... ;D Hell Jules... if you delete the post then I'll publish the one of you and me naked on the beach... :roll:
vinney luvs ya... :emot_kiss:
Okay, okay........just no naked pictures of you and me on the beach. We don't want Liz getting all upset with me trying to steal her men now, do we.
(http://kerekparos62.hu/pics/ColdelIzeran2770.jpg)
Actually Vinney's Missus once told me to take him off her hands....
She needed the space in the bedroom, and with him gone, she would have more..... :emot_laughing:
However, that being said.......I politely declined and pointed out I didn't need an "Old Goat" hanging around eating everything in sight. Both sadly and very happily I sent him back to his Missus...........(funny thing, she won't talk to me anymore.....wonder why.??).
:emot_laughing:
:emot_laughing:
All My Love To Both Of You,
Liz
PS: Vinney......revenge is sweet....!!!!
Love Ya....
Revenge WILL BE sweet my sweet... fancy sending me back here... but here's a WOO anyway...
:emot_kiss:
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Camel toes Liz...? Camel toes... :emot_laughing:
Ahhhhh.........No Vinney,
I said Camel, not camel toes........Camel as in the entire Camel. (although, I'm pretty sure that the toes come with the camel and don't cost extra).
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Toe is KB's resident camel toe lover.
Is Liz also raising camels? They bite. ;D
Vinney - Now why would your better half want you out of the house?
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OMG Watcher..........
Way to many questions.....................!!!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Vinney - Now why would your better half want you out of the house?[/color]
Truth be she knows I lust after something and someone especially... so she said I should go lust after the lustiness of my life elsewhere... Just hope the hayloft's vacant...
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Vinney - Now why would your better half want you out of the house?[/color]
Truth be she knows I lust after something and someone especially... so she said I should go lust after the lustiness of my life elsewhere... Just hope the hayloft's vacant...
:emot_laughing:
Not A Chance........
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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vinney - nix on the hayloft. Been trying for years to get Liz alone up there. But I do see Katie going into the barn a lot. ;D
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Katie can join in too... ;D
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LOL.....No, It's actually just Katie and Me........No Boys Allowed....!!!
Love,
Liz
:emot_laughing:
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We'd be quiet... we're not a... er... loud...
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Yes you are.........
And you would tell the entire world as well........
Love,
Liz
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Trust me Liz... 8) I wouldn't tell the entire world... well not all at once... :emot_laughing:
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LOL.....No, It's actually just Katie and Me........No Boys Allowed....!!!
Love,
Liz
:emot_laughing:
I can see not having boys around but how about us MEN? ;D I also heard that you lovely ladies are much louder then we are....
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Trust me Liz... 8) I wouldn't tell the entire world... well not all at once... :emot_laughing:
Told You.........
;D
Love,
Liz
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LOL.....No, It's actually just Katie and Me........No Boys Allowed....!!!
Love,
Liz
:emot_laughing:
I can see not having boys around but how about us MEN? ;D I also heard that you lovely ladies are much louder then we are....
Men.....??
Where...??
I don't see John Wayne anywhere.............
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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LOL.....No, It's actually just Katie and Me........No Boys Allowed....!!!
Love,
Liz
:emot_laughing:
I can see not having boys around but how about us MEN? ;D I also heard that you lovely ladies are much louder then we are....
Men.....??
Where...??
I don't see John Wayne anywhere.............
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
You won't... he fell off his horse and landed on his spurs... :roll:... maybe you're thinking of Wayne's World... but Watcher and me... well we accept you're louder than us anyway...
:-*
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Just "BITE ME"...................
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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No.
:D
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Just "BITE ME"...................
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
*Bites*
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Just "BITE ME"...................
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
bite bite bite bite..... lol :-X
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Is Liz smitten or just bitten...? :D
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Neither..............
Love,
Liz
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Maybe a little?
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You gotta catch her to bite her...
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You gotta catch her to bite her...
Ain't that the truth.............
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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If I told her I was hung like a horse, do you think Liz would be interested?
Just tossing out ideas... :emot_laughing:
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If being hung like a horse was what turned her on, she wouldn't need you.
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Yeah, but horses can't give backrubs and massages: no opposable thumbs.
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There would be drawbacks.
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LOL............
Hummmmmm.........Choices, and more Choices.......
Do I keep my horses or do I keep RF....??
Damn, What To Do.??, What To Do...??
;D
Sorry RF, but I have to trade you in for a "NEW TRUCK"....(Thank you Price is Right).
:emot_laughing:
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That's just cruel.
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Building her reputation...
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Building her reputation...
Vinnie - Liz is just waiting for you and me to double team her. A bite here, a bite there.... ;D
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Building her reputation...
Vinnie - Liz is just waiting for you and me to double team her. A bite here, a bite there.... ;D
Cannibals!
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Building her reputation...
Vinnie - Liz is just waiting for you and me to double team her. A bite here, a bite there.... ;D
Cannibals!
There's no answer to that Katie... come here and we'll bite you too... :emot_laughing:
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Not in your life! Stay away, I have the mosin Nagant with the 18 inch bayonet.
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I'm almost convinced... :emot_laughing:
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Not in your life! Stay away, I have the mosin Nagant with the 18 inch bayonet.
Steps behind Katie....."You Go Girl"......"Aim Low, Like for the crotch".......... ;D
Love,
Liz
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Not in your life! Stay away, I have the mosin Nagant with the 18 inch bayonet.
Steps behind Katie....."You Go Girl"......"Aim Low, Like for the crotch".......... ;D
Love,
Liz
I thought this was a flirt thread. ???
And for the record, I wouldn't waste a bullet. An 18 inch bayonet has a more personal touch.
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LOL.........
I am flirting..........with "Katie".........
;D
Love,
Liz
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Aim low sweet Katie... Liz is obviously not up to the task... so I'll take my chances...
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LOL.....My aren't you the brave one this afternoon.....
Have you been watching the "Magnificent Seven Movie" Trailers..??
Love,
Liz
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LOL.....My aren't you the brave one this afternoon.....
Have you been watching the "Magnificent Seven Movie" Trailers..??
Love,
Liz
Nope not even Superman... ;D
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LOL....me neither and not a Superman fan at all.
;D
Love,
Liz
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So whose your favourite screen hero... (male of course)...
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From any movie...??
From LadyHawke........"Rutger Hauer" is the one.
Love,
Liz
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Okay... but I've got grey hair too and blue eyes... hang on... just checked in the mirror... they're bloodshot... time for shuteye me thinks...
(http://i.imgur.com/IPFysRL.jpg)
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Thanks Vinney........
Love the picture of him.
Love,
Liz
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There's no answer to that Katie... come here and we'll bite you too... :emot_laughing:
That's right, Vinnie. We are equal opportunity biters. Maybe MintJules would like to join us? 8)
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WOW.......
You Two Are Feeling Pretty Brave......
What Did You Have For Breakfast..??.....
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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WOW.......
You Two Are Feeling Pretty Brave......
What Did You Have For Breakfast..??.....
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
In my dream world, that would have been MintJulie..... 8)
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;D
That Works.......Does she know..??
Love,
Liz
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Oh boy.
Richard, don't let our dream secrets out, okay. Leave me out of this thread.
Hey does anybody else sense there is a mosquito in here?
Don't say anything Liz. I'll prove it to you.
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Giggles like mad.........
Ahemmmm......Does this come from an earlier chat we had..??
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Sorry Vinnie, watcher, I'm the biter, not the bitee.
And I am NOT going to bite you. I don't put unhealthy things in my mouth.
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Then what do you like to get your teeth into Katie... apart from Liz...?
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Then what do you like to get your teeth into Katie... apart from Liz...?
HEY.......!!!!!!!!!!!
You know better.........."You never ask a girl such personal questions"....!!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Sorry Vinnie, watcher, I'm the biter, not the bitee.
And I am NOT going to bite you. I don't put unhealthy things in my mouth.
But variety is the spice of life...... ;D
Mums the word, MintJulie...... 8)
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Sorry Vinnie, watcher, I'm the biter, not the bitee.
And I am NOT going to bite you. I don't put unhealthy things in my mouth.
But variety is the spice of life...... ;D
Mums the word, MintJulie...... 8)
If I want spice in my life, there is Tex-Mex, Szechuan, etc, or I dip into my little bag of goodies.
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Sorry Vinnie, watcher, I'm the biter, not the bitee.
And I am NOT going to bite you. I don't put unhealthy things in my mouth.
But variety is the spice of life...... ;D
Mums the word, MintJulie...... 8)
If I want spice in my life, there is Tex-Mex, Szechuan, etc, or I dip into my little bag of goodies.
When Liz wants spice in her life, she dips in her bag and out pops vinney and me. ;D ;D
I can imagine what is in your little bag of goodies.... 8)
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Not a chance..........
My goodie bag has nothing but chocolate chip cookies, and some horse snacks for the gang.
;D
Love,
Liz
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No, Not Me....!!!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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So who's in your gang who deserves horse snacks... sounds kinda devilish to me... :emot_laughing:
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So who's in your gang who deserves horse snacks... sounds kinda devilish to me... :emot_laughing:
Well, There's a really cute Stud......
There's a "hot" little filly that knows how to turn a head with the boys.
There's a couple of older girls that know all the tricks to get the guys.
There's even a 6 month old who thinks she owns the world right now.
AND.....here's the important part, they all stand on four legs and whinny.
;D
Love,
Liz
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So who's in your gang who deserves horse snacks... sounds kinda devilish to me... :emot_laughing:
Well, There's a really cute Stud......
;D
Love,
Liz
Don't you mean "Studs"? Vinney and me. 8)
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Now we know little filly... er I mean Liz... :emot_laughing:
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You have four feet between the two of you. Nether of you have four feet by yourselves, nor do you whinny.
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We have been known to be on all fours at times... and anyway, its more a whine than a whinny... ^-^
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We have been known to be on all fours at times... and anyway, its more a whine than a whinny... ^-^
That's pretty much true.....You guys do whine.......
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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We have been known to be on all fours at times... and anyway, its more a whine than a whinny... ^-^
That's pretty much true.....You guys do whine.......
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
But we whine for you...... ;D Vinney, what do you mean you have been on all fours? Liz or Katie wielding the whip again?
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LOL........
Okay, Now I'm Not Sure What To Say............
LOL.............
Love,
Liz
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Howzabout OUCH...? Sometimes, Watcher, you need to get down on all fours to get a taste of the target... :roll:
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Keep still Liz...
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LOL...
Why...??
What did you thing you have planned.....??
LOL
Love,
Liz
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Howzabout OUCH...? Sometimes, Watcher, you need to get down on all fours to get a taste of the target... :roll:
Hmmm, on all fours to get a taste? Never tried that before...... Looks around for Liz..8)
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I gonna get a newspaper and beat both of you.......
Don't even try it.........
;D
Love,
Liz
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I gonna get a newspaper and beat both of you.......
Don't even try it.........
;D
Love,
Liz
Ooooooh sounds like fun. :D
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I gonna get a newspaper and beat both of you.......
Don't even try it.........
;D
Love,
Liz
Ooooooh sounds like fun. :D
That had better be a big newspaper Liz... a broadsheet at least... Watcher and me might even enjoy it... :roll:
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Don't worry, I'll find a good newspaper to beat you with (maybe the Daily).
Love,
Liz
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You'll beat us daily Liz...? :o
Heck Watcher... once a knight always a knight but once a night is enough for any critter like us...
:emot_laughing:
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Hitch you both to a plow and let you pull that all day. You won't be able to anything all night.
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Hitch you both to a plow and let you pull that all day. You won't be able to anything all night.
As we say over here... 'whoa Neddy...' Do you mean as well as being ravaged by Liz's newspaper...? :emot_laughing:
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:emot_laughing:
I can just see Vinney and Rick pulling a plow.........
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Can't see the problem... will drive my new Massey Ferguson and plough... Could do that for days on end... and there's room for Watcher in the cab too...
:emot_laughing:
(http://i.imgur.com/ThVmq2S.jpg?1)
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Can't see the problem... will drive my new Massey Ferguson and plough... Could do that for days on end... and there's room for Watcher in the cab too...
:emot_laughing:
Spoil Sport.............!!!!!
And by the way......It's "INTERNATIONAL HARVESTER" All The Way...!!!
;D
Love,
Liz
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Can't see the problem... will drive my new Massey Ferguson and plough... Could do that for days on end... and there's room for Watcher in the cab too...
:emot_laughing:
Spoil Sport.............!!!!!
And by the way......It's "INTERNATIONAL HARVESTER" All The Way...!!!
;D
Love,
Liz
I'm really old school --- Cockshutt or nothin'
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Don't worry, I'll find a good newspaper to beat you with (maybe the Daily).
Love,
Liz
Sure, now that the papers are being stuffed with Halloween and Christmas sales you want to beat us.
Will Liz and Katie be on the reins of our plow?
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I do have a whip.........
Does that work..??
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Whip me, beat me, make me write bad cheques :D
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Well whip ma butt and make me
cry scream... Hey Liz... are you flirting again...?
:emot_laughing:
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Glug, glug, glug...
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Really, glug, Merlot
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Merlot at mealtimes...
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:emot_laughing:
You guys are crazy............!!!
But that's why I love coming here...
Love,
Liz
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My wife tries to convince me that I'm silly. I'm actually the most serious person she knows. I'm just very highly self entertained ;D
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My wife tries to convince me that I'm silly. I'm actually the most serious person she knows. I'm just very highly self entertained ;D
I think that fits a lot of people in here...........
;D
Love,
Liz
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Names Liz... the names...? :emot_laughing:
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Names Liz... the names...? :emot_laughing:
They say Silence is Golden........
Love,
Liz
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Who says that...?
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:emot_laughing:
You guys are crazy............!!!
But that's why I love coming here...
Love,
Liz
If we weren't just a bit crazy then we would all go insane.....
Merlot? Cabernet? Not just for dinner. 8)
We love Katie and you teasing us back.
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Of Course......
Personally I'm a Chardonnay Girl.
(Fetzer Vineyards....Sundial).
:D
Love,
Liz
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Oy vey. Would you all just get laid? :roll:
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Oy vey. Would you all just get laid? :roll:
Oh, to be young and have that kind of energy again.
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I have plenty of Energy....
What I won't do is go clubbing with a bunch of 18-21 year olds.
And I certainly don't want to get involved with someone under the age of (at least) 25 years old.
Love,
Liz
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Hey Watcher... we're in the running with Liz... that is of course if you're over 25 like me...
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Hey Watcher... we're in the running with Liz... that is of course if you're over 25 like me...
Physically I am over 25...... ;D Can Liz handle both of us?
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Ummmm......(LOL).......Make sure you bring "Wrinkle Cream".....
I'll bring the disappearing cream.....
;D
Love,
Liz
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You'll need it...
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You'll need it...
Who Will Need What.......??
;D
Love,
Liz
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Oy vey. Would you all just get laid? :roll:
Oh, to be young and have that kind of energy again.
Borrow some of mine. :roll:
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Caffeine can do wonders.....at least for staying awake.
(at least if you can't perform you will know why she is kicking you put of the bed...thanks to caffeine you will be wide awake).
Love,
Liz
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Caffeine can do wonders.....at least for staying awake.
(at least if you can't perform you will know why she is kicking you put of the bed...thanks to caffeine you will be wide awake).
Love,
Liz
I can always perform ;)
*Gets out violin and begins playing*
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Not gonna argue with anyone playing a violin..........
:D
Love,
Liz
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Not gonna argue with anyone playing a violin..........
:D
Love,
Liz
*Serenades*
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Not gonna argue with anyone playing a violin..........
:D
Love,
Liz
*Serenades*
EWWWWW.......I've heard Screech Owls make better noise.....
:emot_laughing:
Joking.....Really I am, Just don't give up your day job.....
Love,
Liz
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Ummmm......(LOL).......Make sure you bring "Wrinkle Cream".....
I'll bring the disappearing cream.....
;D
Love,
Liz
And what part of us are you calling wrinkled? ;D
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Hummmmm.........
Okay got it.....!!!!!!
Let See......Maybe Head to Foot.
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Hummmmm.........
Okay got it.....!!!!!!
Let See......Maybe Head to Foot.
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
So you are calling me one big wrinkle? ;D Think you would be hard pressed to find a wrinkle on this eagle. Look all you want..... 8)
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"Oh behave!"
(https://img.ifcdn.com/images/059a5a1dc0cbcb52f59f30a4ddaaae0f49e65c8f2a8d1133de2c45ea12dde373_1.jpg)
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:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Hmmm, two and a half weeks and no one is flirting?
Watcher dreams of the day he is up in the hayloft with Liz. He also hopes Liz has not stepped into any poop, dog or horse, on her way up to the loft.... ;D
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EEEWWWWWWW..............
Thanks a lot......
;D
Love,
Liz
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vinney peeks out from behind a bale of hay... watches for Watcher lurking in the shadows just waiting for Liz to appear...
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vinney peeks out from behind a bale of hay... watches for Watcher lurking in the shadows just waiting for Liz to appear...
A few of us here are wondering, vinney, what you were doing behind that bale while you were waiting. :o No fair flashing Liz.
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If he was jerking off....I'm going to kill him....!!!!!
:o
;D
Love,
Liz
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Nope Liz... I was playing solitaire... :emot_laughing: You do believe me don't you...? :roll:
Entices Liz to the hayloft with lots and lots and lots of M&M's...
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;D
Had my fill of M&M's.....Thanks anyway. Now GET OUT of my hayloft..!!!
You are going to scare the horses.........
;D
Love,
Liz
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My foot's caught in your man trap Liz... you'll have to come and get me out... I'll wait with anticipation for that moment...
;D :emot_kiss:
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Okay, I'll Toss up the Keys (when I can find them), but for now (tosses up) here is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (which was going to be my lunch).
"Enjoy".....
If you are still up there when it gets dark.....I'll turn on the lights for you.
Love,
Liz
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Liz really... you're doing a lot of tossing... :emot_laughing:
but hey... thanks for the sarnie... I've just fed it to Watcher...
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Liz really... you're doing a lot of tossing... :emot_laughing:
but hey... thanks for the sarnie... I've just fed it to Watcher...
WAIT..........
Watcher is up there with you.....??
Since When......??
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Since he flew in... ;D
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LOL........
Damn, I'm at a loss for words now........
Just trying to picture Rick flapping his arms trying to fly....
Love,
Liz
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My foot's caught in your man trap Liz... you'll have to come and get me out... I'll wait with anticipation for that moment...
;D :emot_kiss:
You sure it is your foot that is caught? In Liz's man trap, she aims to trap another part of the anatomy.... ;D
Watcher denies being up in Liz's hayloft alone with vinney.
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Would that be plausible denial...........??
Or just a "I wasn't naked with Vinney in the hayloft" denial.....??
:emot_laughing:
:o
Love,
Liz
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Would that be plausible denial...........??
Or just a "I wasn't naked with Vinney in the hayloft" denial.....??
:emot_laughing:
:o
Love,
Liz
Nope... Watcher was not naked in the hayloft with vinney... :roll:
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:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Lend me a horse Liz so I can ride off into the sunset... :-*
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I'll lend you an old bike with wobbly tires and brakes that don't work.
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I'll lend you an old bike with wobbly tires and brakes that don't work.
Damn Chirp.....That's probably the best off he's gotten in a long time.......
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Horse or bike...? I'd still get my leg over... :emot_laughing:
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Horse or bike...? I'd still get my leg over... :emot_laughing:
I Wanna See This....!!!!
Especially you on a bike going home from the pub.....That would be hilarious..
:emot_laughing:
Love Ya......
Liz
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(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRsTpw_dRHtEM92s98FcI1IUWBLShlIFHRORePLMXHznyKWh9Mi)
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You Have My Permission......... ;D
However, Vinney........"You Don't".
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Aw shucks... please may I harass one of you...? Or both... :emot_laughing:
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:emot_laughing:
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At least I asked... ;D
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Yes you did, and guess what..??
The answer is still "no"........ ;D
Love,
Liz
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Vinney, I made a video for you.
Unfortunately the light level was too low.
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Aw shucks Katie... at least you tried... :D :-*
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Vinney, I made a video for you.
Unfortunately the light level was too low.
Darn! Sorry about that Katie. Next time I will make sure we have ample light. ;D
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(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYkbKk_7URkqJxhfPceBUt7SdIyZ2fHJHVFAvI7RCcyc4UL-V6mA)
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(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYkbKk_7URkqJxhfPceBUt7SdIyZ2fHJHVFAvI7RCcyc4UL-V6mA)
meow....
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That's one sexy stud kitty.
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That's one sexy stud kitty.
Don't you mean, one sexy stud eagle? 8)
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Here kitty, kitty, kitty... Oh. Okay then... here pussy, here...
(http://i.imgur.com/jotHf8t.jpg)
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:emot_laughing:
How is that flirting Vinny?
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Its a starter kit kitty... ain't it a cute looking little pussy...?
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Not as cute as this one...
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You sure have the cutest little pussy there kitty...
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I find it so irresistible not to pet KitKat...... 8)
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Stop it Vinny, you're making me blush.
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Okay Kitty but it is the truth after all... ;)
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Stop it Vinny, you're making me blush.
And all along I thought me petting you was the cause of your blushing...... ;D
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Sorry Watcher mate... I just didn't want to tread on your feathers... but... well you know the rest... :emot_laughing:
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Sorry Watcher mate... I just didn't want to tread on your feathers... but... well you know the rest... :emot_laughing:
Yep. My life story. ;D
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And "The Rest Of The Story" is...??
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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You don't really want to know that do you Liz...? But anyway, welcome back...
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Thank You.....It been a busy 3 days here.
Love,
Liz
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And "The Rest Of The Story" is...??
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Meet me up in the hayloft and I will tell you...... I am also glad you are back 8)
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And "The Rest Of The Story" is...??
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Meet me up in the hayloft and I will tell you...... I am also glad you are back 8)
LOL.....No and Thank You........Love You Too.
Liz
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And "The Rest Of The Story" is...??
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Meet me up in the hayloft and I will tell you...... I am also glad you are back 8)
LOL.....No and Thank You........Love You Too.
Liz
To paraphrase Jerry McGuire - show me your love..... ;D
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To paraphrase no one......."Not A Chance"..... ;D
Love,
Liz
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Purr purr... Meow...
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Stroking your pussy... ;D
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Cat scratches Vinny...
Stay above the neck!
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Cat scratches Vinny...
Stay above the neck!
OOOOOOO......... :emot_laughing:
That Caught Me Off Guard.........!!!!
Absolutely Love It..........
:o
Love,
Liz
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Purr purr... Meow...
Gently runs a fingernail down Kit's back........
;D
Love,
Liz
Eat your heart out Vinney..........
;D
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Watch out... Kitty bites and claws you know...
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Purr purr... Meow...
Gently runs a fingernail down Kit's back........
;D
Love,
Liz
Eat your heart out Vinney..........
;D
*kitty's likes that*
;)
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Hey Vinney........!!!!!!!!!!
So much for claws and scratches......
:emot_kiss:
Love,
Liz
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If you know how to touch a kitty properly, you will not get scratched.
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And definitely DON'T touch a pussy's pussy without her permission.
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Sooooo..........
Gently rubs Kit's belly.
;D
Love,
Liz
Poor Vinney, he's missing out (as usual)......... ;D
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:emot_laughing:
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:emot_laughing:
What..??
You thought I was going to rub Vinney (the Buddha's) Belly...??
LOL...No thanks, I'm not that desperate for any wishes to be granted.....
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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If you know how to touch a kitty properly, you will not get scratched.
And definitely DON'T touch a pussy's pussy without her permission.
May I?
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Um....
No.
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My Turn To Laugh.........
:emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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:emot_laughing: vinney's laughing too... there will be payback for your mirth Liz... now... where's Kitty... Come here puss...come here...
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:emot_laughing: vinney's laughing too... there will be payback for your mirth Liz... now... where's Kitty... Come here puss...come here...
LOL....My aren't we the brave one tonight.......
Make sure you have plenty of bandages for the scratches you will get.
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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:emot_laughing: vinney's laughing too... there will be payback for your mirth Liz... now... where's Kitty... Come here puss...come here...
You're doing it wrong. It's --
Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty while holding out a glass of her favourite wine.
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You are both doing it wrong.........
All you have to do is mention "Candle Light" with a "Warm Oil Massage" followed up with a nice "Hot Bath"........ and some quality Snuggle Time..........
"How come the Girls have to Teach the Guys Everything"..??
;D
Love,
Liz
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That's the ploy... make you think you're actually teaching us something...
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:emot_laughing:
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That's the ploy... make you think you're actually teaching us something...
Okay....... :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Um....
No.
There is more then one way to skin a cat.......or, in this case, a pussy ;D
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Um....
No.
There is more then one way to skin a cat.......or, in this case, a pussy ;D
Okay....Indulge me......
Try naming three ways (That actually work and don't use money).
;D
Love,
Liz
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*waiting*
;D
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*waiting*
;D
Hmmm, razor? Scissors? Tweezers? ;D
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*waiting*
;D
Hmmm, razor? Scissors? Tweezers? ;D
Or in some cases a scythe or lawnmower... :emot_laughing:
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EEWWWWW...........
Love,
Liz
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EEWWWWW... she's back...! Great to see you again Liz...
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Liz has returned. Bite me! 8)
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;D
Thank You..........
Love,
Liz
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Um....
No.
There is more then one way to skin a cat.......or, in this case, a pussy ;D
Okay....Indulge me......
Try naming three ways (That actually work and don't use money).
;D
Love,
Liz
1. Give it what it wants
2. Give it what it needs.
3. Repeat as need.
Seems to have done right by me so far, but I'll learn if your teaching. :emot_kiss:
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Dave3e - lol. I hope your definition of "it" and my definition are one and the same.
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LOL........
"it"....you know....."IT".......as in thingy.....or "it".....as in "Cousin It".
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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I'm getting it... not often enough... but I'm getting it...
;)
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vinney -same here. Wishing back for those "good" old days when "it" was happening much more frequently.
You think Liz can bring "it" back? ;D
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Got to catch her first... reckon on the stables or the hayloft... it would work for me, what about you...?
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Think we may have better luck if we double team her so we will split the time between those two places. Hoping, though, we catch her up in the hayloft. Much nicer up there.
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'IT' will be great...
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LOL........
"it"....you know....."IT".......as in thingy.....or "it".....as in "Cousin It".
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Or Stephen King's IT.
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LOL........
"it"....you know....."IT".......as in thingy.....or "it".....as in "Cousin It".
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Or Stephen King's IT.
(https://images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1448732125ra/17181558.gif)
:emot_weird:
I guess that would get you a skinned pussy............... maybe.... seems an awful lot of ......trouble to go to though.
I mean im not trying that shit. Most crazy stuff, I am game but That big red nose has to get in the way at least a little. :emot_laughing:
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Oh fuck! I hate that clown. 0vomit0
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Oh fuck! I hate that clown. 0vomit0
:emot_laughing:
I agree........
Love,
Liz
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Oh fuck! I hate that clown. 0vomit0
:emot_laughing:
I agree........
Love,
Liz
Chirp started it!
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That clown would definitely put a big damper on some romance up in Liz's hayloft. ;D
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That Clown would never get into the Hayloft..........
Just saying.......
Either that or he would meet my two friends.... "Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson".
Love,
Liz
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Hey Rick... does Liz think you're Mr Smith and me Mr Wesson... or should that be the other way round... Play our cards and we'll get a bloody good bang out of this...
:emot_laughing:
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S&W Model 29
Love,
Liz
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S&W Model 29
Love,
Liz
vinney - guess we are out of luck again. Liz wants her Smith and Wesson to be 29 which kind of leaves us out of the running. ;D
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S&W Model 29
Love,
Liz
vinney - guess we are out of luck again. Liz wants her Smith and Wesson to be 29 which kind of leaves us out of the running. ;D
LOL....Nice try.
Love,
Liz
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Liz wants a model of 29...? I've got a model Tonka Toy that would do the business... 29 times without stopping for breath...
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LOL.....
Eats up to much Gas.......
Then "IT" wants to call it quits and roll over and sleep.....
It burps and farts way to much........
Worse yet it tends to kiss and tell.......
Don't need "it", and don't want "it"....................... ;D
Love,
Liz
:emot_rotf:
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But baby... you got it...! :-*
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The Hell I Do...........!!!!
;D
Love,
Liz
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And you know it... :emot_laughing:
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Not A Chance...........
;D
Love,
Liz
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vinney - Liz would love a tag team of you and me. Maybe up in the hayloft? ;D
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No tag Team.......however, maybe a 2x4 upside the head (not that one, lower one).
;D
Love,
Liz
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Two of us four times Watcher... Liz really is weakening... maybe even losing it... (ssshhh Watcher, what do you mean she already has...?)
;D
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Isn't weakening at all.........
Has plenty of resolve left......
Love,
Liz
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Good for you Liz... ;D
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"BITE ME" Vinney.........
Just Bite Me......... ;D
Love Ya.
Liz
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Tasty Liz... you are so very, very tasty...
:-*
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vinney tastes Liz's left boob and I taste Liz's left boob. Mmmmm
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Its a bit crowded on the left one... :emot_laughing:
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Its a bit crowded on the left one... :emot_laughing:
What? Katie likes to share so should be no problem.
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I seriously doubt that you will be tasting Lizzie's boobs. But a guy can dream. :emot_boobshk:
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Watcher, I do not share well.
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Watcher nearly fell off his perch... and I'm gonna hide up in the hayloft again... be happy to watch you and Liz enjoy some time together... :roll:
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Not in my hayloft you don't.
And as for taste testing......Not a chance.
That goes for both You and Vinney,.... Katie on the other hand is more than welcome.
Love,
Liz
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Will you explain the bite marks on your butt or shall I...? :-*
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Watcher, I do not share well.
Many other fun places to explore on Liz so the left boob is yours alone.... ;D
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Damn.....I need a large stick to beat these guys with....
(make that a 2x4)..............
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Damn.....I need a large stick to beat these guys with....
(make that a 2x4)..............
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
They'd probably enjoy it.
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There's no answer to that... :emot_laughing:
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;D
Love,
Liz
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Liz, no pain for me, thank you. But I need a couple of 2x4s for a project.... ;D
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Liz, no pain for me, thank you. But I need a couple of 2x4s for a project.... ;D
LOL.....funny you should say that.
I just had 100 2x6's (12 feet long) delivered to fix fence with.
Love,
Liz
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Liz, no pain for me, thank you. But I need a couple of 2x4s for a project.... ;D
LOL.....funny you should say that.
I just had 100 2x6's (12 feet long) delivered to fix fence with.
Love,
Liz
Wouldn't be the first time I worked on fences. And that was when we had to dig the post holes by hand. No power augur.
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Dig that... ample hole... take the wood... plunge it in... fill the gap... make it firm... reminds me of something different to fencing... :roll:
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Is Liz up in her hayloft without us? Vinney, guess we are out of luck again.
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Just keep plugging away Watcher... I'm sure she'll weaken before we do... ;D
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Vinney - Liz has been up in her hayloft for days now. It has been too quiet. Maybe we better go up and take a look around to make sure all is well.
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I'm Fine and over the flu as well.
;D
Love,
Liz
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Bird flu? ;D ;D
Seriously, glad you are healthy again and back teasing vinney and me.
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Oh Liz is a tease...first its man flu then its bird flu... now she's over it... but still ducking and diving when Watcher and me are about...
Hey...! Did I just hear her sneeze up in the hayloft... bless her...?
:emot_laughing:
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Bird Flu...??
As far as I know it was just the plain ole flu...........
;D
Love,
Liz
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The Spanish flu?
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Bird Flu...??
As far as I know it was just the plain ole flu...........
;D
Love,
Liz
bird flu, as in a certain eagle just happened to be up in your drafty loft..... ;D
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Not a chance there "chicken wings"............
Love,
Liz
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Now I'm hurt. Chicken wings? Next thing I know, you will serve me at your Super Bowl party..... ;D
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Only if New England is there to play........
;D
Love,
Liz
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Only if New England is there to play........
;D
Love,
Liz
Then you can have the best part of me.... ;D
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Careful what you're offering Watcher... :emot_laughing:
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LOL.......
Not to worry I have an electric carving knife.
Love,
Liz
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Lets hope it doesn't short cut...
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LOL.......
Not to worry I have an electric carving knife.
Love,
Liz
Plenty of room to carve your initials.... ;D
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LOL.......
Not to worry I have an electric carving knife.
Love,
Liz
Plenty of room to carve your initials.... ;D
Okayyyyyyy.........
What to say, What to say........ :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Liz... are you okay...? That's twice you've been speechless this week... :o
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You guys are catching me off guard............
I'm not use to that............
;D
But don't worry.......Hayloft is still off limits.....
Love,
Liz
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Come on Watcher... Liz's defences are down... time to go in... ;D
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Time To Go In....??.....Where...??"
Not unless you have a squad of Marines with you to defend you...... :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Hey, vinney and I aren't sharing you with any Marines. ;D
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We can manage without their help thank you... ;D
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Liz is speechless again..... ;D
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Hark... Listen to the silence... Time to flit up to the hayloft Watcher... see you up there... ;D
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Time To Go In....??.....Where...??"
Not unless you have a squad of Marines with you to defend you...... :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
Squad of Marines == 1 Canadian with a C-7 rifle, right?
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Careful boys. Trespassers will be picked off from 300 yards.
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Hugs Katie................"Thank You"
:emot_kiss:
Love,
Liz
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Careful boys. Trespassers will be picked off from 300 yards.
Grrrr. Vinney, we forgot Katie has Liz's back. And her front.... ;D
We'll send the Marines in as decoys.
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Careful boys. Trespassers will be picked off from 300 yards.
Doubtful.......
I was raised by a Marine Father and had a bunch of Marines take me under their "wings" while I was a kid (driving everyone nuts).
;D
Love,
Liz
Grrrr. Vinney, we forgot Katie has Liz's back. And her front.... ;D
We'll send the Marines in as decoys.
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Doubtful.......
I was raised by a Marine Father and had a bunch of Marines take me under their "wings" while I was a kid (driving everyone nuts).
;D
Love,
Liz
Somehow the movie, The Great Santini, comes to mind.
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Something like that.......
Only it was a helicopter squadron, not F4 Phantoms.....
;D
Love,
Liz
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Something like that.......
Only it was a helicopter squadron, not F4 Phantoms.....
;D
Love,
Liz
Helicopter jocks are crazier. Plus they have huge brass balls to do what I have seen them do.
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:emot_bottomspank:
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Harder Harder!!!!!
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You sure have been a bad girl...now if I can just find Liz I'll borrow her horsewhip and do the deed...
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Ouch! That would really hurt.
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I'd only do it gently...hehehe...
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How about I spank you? ;)
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You gotta catch me first...
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Which do you prefer?
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Catch me if you can... :-* :emot_bottomspank:
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I love a good smack on the ass followed by a hearty grab. Mmmm
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Which do you prefer?
Old Fashioned Spanking
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My Grammy always jokingly threatens to spank me when I misbehave :D Which is OK with me because she's just a slightly older version of my mom and is just as scorching hot as her.
I need to get laid. :roll:
I'm now wanting my Grammy to spank me while calling me a bad, bad girl. And she's wearing a dominatrix outfit.
:emot_thdrool:
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My Grammy always jokingly threatens to spank me when I misbehave :D Which is OK with me because she's just a slightly older version of my mom and is just as scorching hot as her.
I need to get laid. :roll:
I'm now wanting my Grammy to spank me while calling me a bad, bad girl. And she's wearing a dominatrix outfit.
:emot_thdrool:
You definitely sound like a bad, bad girl ;D
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My Grammy always jokingly threatens to spank me when I misbehave :D Which is OK with me because she's just a slightly older version of my mom and is just as scorching hot as her.
I need to get laid. :roll:
I'm now wanting my Grammy to spank me while calling me a bad, bad girl. And she's wearing a dominatrix outfit.
:emot_thdrool:
You definitely sound like a bad, bad girl ;D
I try. 8)
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Somebody's been a bad boy.
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Yes you may.
But only if I can reciprocate.
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Do you think a Jedi could spank you using their mind?
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Yes you may.
But only if I can reciprocate.
What a naughty idea.
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Do you think a Jedi could spank you using their mind?
A Jedi can make you orgasm with their mind. Oh fuck, that's hot.
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Do you think a Jedi could spank you using their mind?
A Jedi can make you orgasm with their mind. Oh fuck, that's hot.
One's mind is the greatest sex organ in the body. The sky is the limit in what it can do.
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So true.
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Yes you may.
But only if I can reciprocate.
What a naughty idea.
I've always maintained the idea of what I do to my partner, my partner is allowed to do to me and vice versa.
Let the spanking begin.
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I'm bent over, blindfolded, and waiting....
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I'm bent over, blindfolded, and waiting....
Hand or ping pong paddle? What's your "pleasure"?
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Slaves don't get to choose
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Ping Pong paddle it is.
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*Shivers with excitement* My skin is reacting to your presence even before you touch me
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I'll spank you real good. You're a bad girl who needs it bad.
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I agree. She certainly does.
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Yes, I'm very, very bad. I'm a little whore that needs to be taught a lesson
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Yes, I'm very, very bad. I'm a little whore that needs to be taught a lesson
OMG you are so cute. I would do awful things to you.
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Fuck! I wanna spank the shit out of you right now. :emot_laughing:
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Oh my oh my, I cannot wait to start writing this story I have started in my head
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You better get started. :emot_bottomspank:
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I can't wait to read it.
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Now I really need to be spanked, any volunteers?
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*Salutes*
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Do I have to be gentle
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Now I really need to be spanked, any volunteers?
Raises my hand.
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I don't care. Some just fucking spank me right now!!
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:emot_bottomspank:
(Damn, I wish somebody would let me do that for real!)
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I don't care. Some just fucking spank me right now!!
How about a spanking while getting fucked doggie style?
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:emot_bottomspank:
(Damn, I wish somebody would let me do that for real!)
Ahhh yes. Thank you. :-*
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I don't care. Some just fucking spank me right now!!
How about a spanking while getting fucked doggie style?
That's my favorite.
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If you're on all fours anyway, there's no sense in wasting that lovely mouth.
I'm sure I could reach the other cheek to give JBRG's wrist a rest...
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Wrist a rest. She said she wanted to be spanked -- not tickled. ;D ;D ;D
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So...this morning I went out for the paper on the front steps. As usual, my cat preceded me to do a weather check. He decided to wander off the steps and I followed to shoo him back inside. Then...Whooooooosh, down I went. Steps were wet, but sidewalk was glare ice. Right on my old ass.
So what does this have to do with the spanking topic? Ah, afterward, for quite a while, my ass was burning...just like it did after my wife/mistress gave me a good spanking when we still played. I never liked the pain, but got off on submitting to her. The burning afterglow was enjoyable too. My "butt flop" this morning brought all those happy memories back.
Spanking are very rare now, tho' I did get a good one for my birthday in December. ;D
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At least you have the memories. Thank you for sharing. ;)
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Spankings for everyone!!!!
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I don't care. Some just fucking spank me right now!!
How about a spanking while getting fucked doggie style?
0vomit0
:facepalm:
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Spankings for everyone!!!!
Me first. ;D
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Spankings for everyone!!!!
Me first. ;D
:emot_bottomspank:
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Mmmmm yeah...
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Awe, have I missed the spanking???
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Nope. *KitKat gives DD her daily dose* :emot_bottomspank:
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Ooh yes! Thank you :emot_kiss:
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And I'll give you yesterday's dose :emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank:
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Ooh yes! Thank you :emot_kiss:
My pleasure sexy. :-*
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Ooh you both spoil me!
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And I will give you tomorrow's allotment.
:emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank: :emot_hard:
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Oh yeah, do it Johnny. :emot_dancing:
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:sign_getyourmindoutofthegutte
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:sign_getyourmindoutofthegutte
I told you....!!!!!
99.99% of the time it's all about sex or "LOL" items that have to do with sex......
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Whoever do you believe is only thinking of sex on this board...? :roll:
:emot_kiss:
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Whoever do you believe is only thinking of sex on this board...? :roll:
:emot_kiss:
How about you..."Mr. Erection"......or your partner in crime...Watcher.
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Using that well known phrase...
Bite me...
:emot_kiss:
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Hey Now.............
Stop Stealing from other people...........
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
:emot_kiss:
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Whoever do you believe is only thinking of sex on this board...? :roll:
:emot_kiss:
How about you..."Mr. Erection"......or your partner in crime...Watcher.
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
What? Partner in crime? ;D Since when is flirting with all the lovely ladies of KB a crime? If it is, I am guilty. Vinney - does Liz want to compare erections?
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The guilty flirting gang
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Whoever do you believe is only thinking of sex on this board...? :roll:
:emot_kiss:
How about you..."Mr. Erection"......or your partner in crime...Watcher.
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
What? Partner in crime? ;D Since when is flirting with all the lovely ladies of KB a crime? If it is, I am guilty. Vinney - does Liz want to compare erections?
Sounds very much like it... hold on a minute... here's mine... :facepalm:
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Yowza! :o
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I want to pet Kit and feed her Kit Kats .
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Purr purr purr ;D
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Liz must still be comparing erections since she has been pretty quiet.
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She's stunned. :emot_laughing:
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LOL......Nope.
Just ignoring the topic.
Love,
Liz
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She's not impressed. ;D
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Liz is displeased, what to do?
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Group hug!
:hug:
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Vinney and I know what will please Liz..... ;D ;D
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That we do...! :emot_laughing:
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Some fresh hay?
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Up in the hayloft we go...
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Uh oh. :emot_laughing:
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KitKat can join us
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Yes we must have a little pussy...
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little, medium, large, we never discriminate
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Um... I think I will just sit back and watch Liz fight you two off with her pitch fork.
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Here puss, puss, pussy... cum to daddy... :facepalm:
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*KitKat runs away as quick as she can out of the barn*
:emot_laughing:
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Spoil sport...
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LOL......
I don't do cats or eagles or anything else.
LOL.....
Love,
Liz
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Then I've got a chance...?
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No you don't, not with me anyway......
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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Aw shucks... and just when we were getting friendly too...
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I thought you were chasing a cat.??
Love,
Liz
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Nope, he wants you.
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Vinney, maybe if we dress up as a horse then Liz will be interested. I'll flip you to see who gets what end.... ;D
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:emot_weird: Get away Watcher...! She'd end up riding us... horsewhipping us... and digging those friggin' spurs in... then, as a treat we'd get a handful of grass to nibble on...
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:emot_weird: Get away Watcher...! She'd end up riding us... horsewhipping us... and digging those friggin' spurs in... then, as a treat we'd get a handful of grass to nibble on...
And...the problem with that would be??? :roll:
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:emot_weird: Get away Watcher...! She'd end up riding us... horsewhipping us... and digging those friggin' spurs in... then, as a treat we'd get a handful of grass to nibble on...
The riding part would be fun. ;D
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Oh stop horsing about...
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Never! :emot_laughing:
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I can see Liz on top digging her spurs into Vinney and I. ;D
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Feel the .... PAIN..... :o
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Still horsing around I see.
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LOL...... ;D
Love,
Liz
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In my case it's usually Flirt and Buy the drinks :facepalm:
I guess I'm doing it wrong.
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I'll have a cabernet, thank you. 8)
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Cabernet for all.
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I'll bring Merlot instead.
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Merlot is better ;)
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Fuck yes! :emot_laughing:
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You can drink the Cabernet if you wish. Or the Pinot Gris or whatever you want. I don't discriminate based upon wine preferences.
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As long as it's sweet and not too dry I'll drink it.
:emot_laughing:
I'm talking about wine by the way.
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Looks like something white for KitKat. I like really dry reds myself.
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No please no white. :-X
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Most sweet wines are white wines. Notably reislings. Some blushes or roses are sweet, and some varieties of muscato or muscatel are sweet reds.
It really depends upon your definition of sweet.
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WOW.!!!...Does that ever sound like me...........
Love,
Liz
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Yeah, but you're into stable relationships... :emot_laughing:
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Yeah, but you're into stable relationships... :emot_laughing:
Gee Thanks Rope....... :emot_kiss:
;D
Love,
Liz
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Hey Now..........!!!!!!
;D
Love,
Liz
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:-*
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We go from wine to horses? Anyone ever try petite sirah?
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What's that?
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Durif is a variety of red wine grape primarily grown in Australia, California, France, and Israel. Since the end of the 20th century, wineries located in Washington's Yakima River Valley, Maryland, Arizona, West Virginia, Chile, Mexico's Baja Peninsula, and Ontario's Niagara Peninsula have also produced wines from Durif grapes. It is the main grape known in the U.S. and Israel as Petite Sirah, with over 90% of the California plantings labeled "Petite Sirah" being Durif grapes; the U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF) recognizes "Durif" and "Petite Sirah" as synonyms for the same grape.[1] It produces tannic wines with a spicy, plummy flavour. The grape originated as a cross of Syrah pollen germinating a Peloursin plant. On some occasions, Peloursin and Syrah vines may be called Petite Sirah, usually because the varieties are extremely difficult to distinguish in old age.
Tastes pretty good when I first tried it last week.
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Durif is a variety of red wine grape primarily grown in Australia, California, France, and Israel. Since the end of the 20th century, wineries located in Washington's Yakima River Valley, Maryland, Arizona, West Virginia, Chile, Mexico's Baja Peninsula, and Ontario's Niagara Peninsula have also produced wines from Durif grapes. It is the main grape known in the U.S. and Israel as Petite Sirah, with over 90% of the California plantings labeled "Petite Sirah" being Durif grapes; the U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF) recognizes "Durif" and "Petite Sirah" as synonyms for the same grape.[1] It produces tannic wines with a spicy, plummy flavour. The grape originated as a cross of Syrah pollen germinating a Peloursin plant. On some occasions, Peloursin and Syrah vines may be called Petite Sirah, usually because the varieties are extremely difficult to distinguish in old age.
Tastes pretty good when I first tried it last week.
Translation of the above (in keeping with horses)....it taste like...(insert your own word here).
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
PS: I like Chardonnay.
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Liz, after a bottle of cabernet I could see myself pulling off your garter as I slowly work up your leg.... Or down as the case may be. 8)
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Liz, after a bottle of cabernet I could see myself pulling off your garter as I slowly work up your leg.... Or down as the case may be. 8)
That pic is hot!
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That pic is hot!
Not as hot as Liz will be when she sees what I wrote. I can see her pounding the keys as she types out....BITE ME. :emot_kiss:
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That pic is hot!
Not as hot as Liz will be when she sees what I wrote. I can see her pounding the keys as she types out....BITE ME. :emot_kiss:
:emot_laughing:
I'm sure you would love to bite her, wouldn't you?
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That pic is hot!
Not as hot as Liz will be when she sees what I wrote. I can see her pounding the keys as she types out....BITE ME. :emot_kiss:
:emot_laughing:
I'm sure you would love to bite her, wouldn't you?
Bite just isn't the right word...
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Let's see what words could possibly be better....
Lick? :emot_lickie:
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Another that ends in ck...
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:emot_laughing:
Now you're really in trouble.
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Another that ends in ck...
flick?
I bet Liz sends vinney a kiss.
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I'll send you both a kiss. :emot_kiss:
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YA'ALL CAN JUST "BITE ME"..................
Nothing is gonna happen.
;D
Love,
Liz
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Me....??
;D
:emot_kiss: Kit.........
Love Ya....
Liz
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Hey let's be honest here. You can't blame Vinney and Watcher (and others) for wanting Liz. Not gonna happen, but can't blame them for dreaming!LOL
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Just waiting for her to horsewhip me... :emot_laughing:... then I'll bite her...
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Wow......Are you ever dreaming........
;D
Love,
Liz
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Hey let's be honest here. You can't blame Vinney and Watcher (and others) for wanting Liz. Not gonna happen, but can't blame them for dreaming!LOL
Yep.
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And then, just think what you would be left with.
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I think I saw somebody post something similar the other day, but not with the main "Flirtationship" title.
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Ahem...
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Flirting is just another way of making someone smile and maybe have them feel good about themselves.
Now Liz BITING Vinney and myself. That can hurt. Admit it Liz. You with that garter on - so sexy.
KitKat and NaughtyNicole - you are always in my dreams. 8)
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Moi....??
Bite...??
"Never".........would not even think of it......!!!
Besides I'm a Virgin and would never do those things.......... :emot_laughing:
:facepalm:
Love,
Liz
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Virgin? Where?
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Virgin? Where?
:emot_laughing:
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Definitely not me. ;D
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Moi....??
Bite...??
"Never".........would not even think of it......!!!
Besides I'm a Virgin and would never do those things.......... :emot_laughing:
:facepalm:
Love,
Liz
Somebody on a sex board is a virgin? Who knew? ;D
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Moi....??
Bite...??
"Never".........would not even think of it......!!!
Besides I'm a Virgin and would never do those things.......... :emot_laughing:
:facepalm:
Love,
Liz
:emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
ps... sorry Liz... :emot_laughing:
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HEY VINNEY...........
"BITE ME"...........
;D
Love,
Liz
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Okay Liz... I'm homing in on that sexy, juicey thigh.... Mwah.
:emot_kiss:
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Trust Me On This.........."Don't"......
;D
Love,
Liz
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Maybe we should post a poll:
"What happens first, Liz gives in or Vinney gives up?"
Although its probably neither LOL
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What a dilemma... :roll:
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I am going with Liz never giving in but Vinney and I will always be persistent. Vinney on one side of Liz and me on her other side. A Liz-wich. 8)
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LOL......Not A Chance...!!!!
Unless you really want to see what kind of a "Witch" I can be (just substitute the W for a B).
;D
Love,
Liz
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LOL......Not A Chance...!!!!
Unless you really want to see what kind of a "Witch" I can be (just substitute the W for a B).
;D
Love,
Liz
Bad witches are fun. 8)
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"Even Witches have itches." ;)
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"Even Witches have itches." ;)
Hush Girl........
You are going to give them all sorts of ideas............
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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"Even Witches have itches." ;)
And I have the talons to scratch those naughty itches..... 8)
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Ouch, I don't think I want sharp claws near my 'itches'.
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I am going with Liz never giving in but Vinney and I will always be persistent. Vinney on one side of Liz and me on her other side. A Liz-wich. 8)
Maybe if you guys volunteer to clean up after her horses for a few hot summer months she may throw you a bone......not best choice of words but you get the idea, lol
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Nope... we wouldn't want to do Liz out of her job... best she continues as the professional equine keeper that she is... Watcher'll watch her and I'll ... well... guess...
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LOL........
I love that....."Watcher will watch her".
Now as for Vincent (I know only your mom calls you that).....He can watch Watcher watch me.
LOL
Love,
Liz
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Watcher watches Liz up in the hayloft with .......... 8)
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Watcher watches Liz up in the hayloft with .......... 8)
Could this be Liz is out looking for Vinney and Watcher? You guys better run! But away or toward her is what I'm wondering!!
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Liz found us. Wanna see the welts? :o
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Yee ha... Whip-Crack-Away... whip-crack away... oh fuck...! That hurt... :emot_weird:
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Damn Right It Hurts..........
Now Pull Down Those Jeans So I Can Get A Really Good Bull Whipping On You and Watcher.
;D
Love,
Liz
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Get a good look at this Liz... as I drop my jeans as you asked... It could all be yours... :-*
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Vincent.......Grit your teeth...!!!!!
Cuz I'm gonna turn your butt bright red........... :emot_rotf:
Love,
Liz
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Vincent.......Grit your teeth...!!!!!
Cuz I'm gonna turn your butt bright red........... :emot_rotf:
Love,
Liz
Cum closer Liz... I'd hate you to miss... lol...
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I need to be spanked tonight, real good.
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I need to be spanked tonight, real good.
:emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank:
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How about some spanking tonight? Just because it's Monday it should not mean a break from the fun.
:emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank: :emot_bottomspank: :aol_doggystyle: :aol_doggystyle:
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Oh yeah. :)
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I don't spank with a paddle, I use my teeth. Tastes better that way.
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That visual just makes me... :emot_laughing:
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You don't go cannibal or anything, you just munch and suck the juices. It seems to have just as good a disciplinary effect as paddling.
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Maybe. I say nothing beats a good smack to the booty with an open hand. Then maybe a good squeeze afterwards. ;)
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Maybe. I say nothing beats a good smack to the booty with an open hand. Then maybe a good squeeze afterwards. ;)
How about that good smack to the booty coming while you're in the shower? ;D
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Maybe. I say nothing beats a good smack to the booty with an open hand. Then maybe a good squeeze afterwards. ;)
How about that good smack to the booty coming while you're in the shower? ;D
Oh, that could really sting, but could also be really hot at the same time.
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Maybe. I say nothing beats a good smack to the booty with an open hand. Then maybe a good squeeze afterwards. ;)
How about that good smack to the booty coming while you're in the shower? ;D
Oh, that could really sting, but could also be really hot at the same time.
What if I used a bath mitt on my hand? ;D
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If you like. I rather feel your masculine hands touching me.
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In that case, I would be gentle in the shower
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Not too gentle I hope. ;)
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I want you to enjoy it.
It's to bad there is no shower sex emoji
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I like sensual bare handed spanking and canes. I really enjoy the warm sensation my bum gets when it is nice and red.
I hate a beating on my ass done hard and fast. No need to give me marks!
I also love to give men a good paddling with a hardwood paddle made by Miss Rose. It is really fund when the harder I hid the harder they get!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/MissRosePaddles?ref=l2-shopheader-name
Miss Rose lives in Phoenix and also makes her own custom corsets.
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Spank me.
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Spanking was a big part of our play when wife/mistress was able to be active. She had several implements to use. Her favorite was a short paddle I made for her. I took two wooden paint stir sticks (the ones they give away when you buy a can of paint). I taped them together with duct tape and it's held up very well. Tho' infrequent she'll still give me a spanking. Last good one was my birthday last December. As you can tell from my age, I ended up with a nice red butt.
When we played, she prefered to have me leaning by the closet door with my hands on the top board of the door casing. Over time there was a clear image of two hand prints. Yes, lots of regular use. Been repainted now.
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That's hot. ;D
I need a good spanking right now.
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That's hot. ;D
I need a good spanking right now.
Oh my! What have you done that's so bad KitKat? :emot_bottomspank:
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Nothin' it just turns me on.
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Whose been naughty? Anyone? KitKat's here and ready to spank some naughty ass.
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Do naughty thoughts count? We'll be taking care of neighbor's dog while they're on vacation. I thought about checking their laundry for dirty panties to sniff. Is that a spankable offense, or do I actually have to dig and sniff? :facepalm:
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Do naughty thoughts count? We'll be taking care of neighbor's dog while they're on vacation. I thought about checking their laundry for dirty panties to sniff. Is that a spankable offense, or do I actually have to dig and sniff? :facepalm:
That's very naughty. I dare you to find some panties to sniff, then jerk off with them. So naughty.
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"Giggles".......Oh Really.....??
:emot_laughing: :facepalm:
Love,
Liz
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Wow. Now that's a thread revival! Missed you Liz!
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Wow. Now that's a thread revival! Missed you Liz!
Hi Toe.......
Huggsssss....!!!!!!!
Love,
Liz
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Hi Toe.......
Huggsssss....!!!!!!!
Love,
Liz
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Who's Toe?
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Merovingian. Some IDs never die. ;D
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yup...yup...yup.....
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
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You can call me Toe... or Joe... or Blow... Julie thinks I'm seeking anonymity. No way with this group, after this many years.
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:D Or "prom" or "Melissa" lol.
I think Circ had 7 names.
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What ever......I still love Toe.
(Just don't mention me to his wife).......
I want to live to see old age...... :emot_laughing:
Love Ya Toe.....
Liz
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Watcher holds Liz down while Vinnie bites her...... 8)
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Watcher holds Liz down while Vinnie bites her...... 8)
Oh no you don't........
I'm telling both of your wives about this.........!!!!!!
:emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz
PS: Good to see you back Rick.....Missed you, but how are the grandkids......
Love Ya....
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Liz - too cold up in Calgary for us to flirt with you. You know what cold does to us guys.... ;D
Looks around for NaughtyNicole....
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Liz - too cold up in Calgary for us to flirt with you. You know what cold does to us guys.... ;D
Looks around for NaughtyNicole....
WEAR LONG JOHNS......!!!!!!
:emot_laughing: :facepalm:
Love,
Liz
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Liz - too cold up in Calgary for us to flirt with you. You know what cold does to us guys.... ;D
Looks around for NaughtyNicole....
WEAR LONG JOHNS......!!!!!!
:emot_laughing: :facepalm:
Love,
Liz
Prefer having you keep me warm. I know, dream on... ;D
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Liz - too cold up in Calgary for us to flirt with you. You know what cold does to us guys.... ;D
Looks around for NaughtyNicole....
WEAR LONG JOHNS......!!!!!!
:emot_laughing: :facepalm:
Love,
Liz
Prefer having you keep me warm. I know, dream on... ;D
LOL....Got That Right....... ;D
Love,
Liz
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Yesterday someone told me they weren’t wearing any panties. So I told a girlfriend about it, and she said we should take our panties off also. So at least three people were going commando. I was so horny by the time I got home, wifey got a good fucking.
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People are buying them to protect against people willing to take advantage during times like this. I was talking to my dad about this and his bug worry us what if a cop pulls somebody over who has it, the officer may get it and spread it to the rest of police station... no law enforcement doesn't sound like a good thing.
To be honest I took my pistol out last week, cleaned and oiled it and the magazines. And my dad dropped off another box of ammunition... which all went back into the closet buried under bras and panties :emot_laughing:
:D
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Would that be a single shot or an automatic? ;D ;D WOO. Fun pic.
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AK 8 incher.
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:D
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Pump action pistol for my.... holster :emot_laughing:
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AK 8 incher.
Wonder what other toys Chirp is hiding from us? ;D ;D
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AK 8 incher.
Wonder what other toys Chirp is hiding from us? ;D ;D
Like my guns, things they will never find. Or be able to reach for a long time. ;D
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Like my guns, things they will never find. Or be able to reach for a long time. ;D
Nice collection but where do you hide all of them? ;D ;D
(https://i.postimg.cc/7YxRRR6r/033-1000.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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Under Shiela's bras. ;D
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Under Shiela's bras. ;D
You've seen my breats have you not? How many bras do you think I own? :emot_laughing:
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Under Shiela's bras. ;D
You've seen my breats have you not? How many bras do you think I own? :emot_laughing:
Breats? Nope, haven't seen them. ;D ;D
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Under Shiela's bras. ;D
You've seen my breats have you not? How many bras do you think I own? :emot_laughing:
Breats? Nope, haven't seen them. ;D ;D
:facepalm:
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Under Shiela's bras. ;D
You've seen my breats have you not? How many bras do you think I own? :emot_laughing:
Breats? Nope, haven't seen them. ;D ;D
Watcher hinting for another flash selfie? Dirty bird! You should be ashamed. Ummm, so Shiela???? ;D
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Under Shiela's bras. ;D
You've seen my breats have you not? How many bras do you think I own? :emot_laughing:
If I were to guess, probably three for regular wear, one sports bra, and a couple of sexy ones I'm sure many of us here would love to see you in.
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Under Shiela's bras. ;D
You've seen my breats have you not? How many bras do you think I own? :emot_laughing:
If I were to guess, probably three for regular wear, one sports bra, and a couple of sexy ones I'm sure many of us here would love to see you in.
I've got 4 sports bras which I usually wear to work... well at least at my old job. Spent a lot of time walking dogs and sometimes would jog with them, so I decided it would be best. The band can get uncomfortable sometimes, but I pay more to get them fitted proper. I only have one sexy one. Had more but some guys try to be manly and attempt to rip them off. Ruins both the bra and the night.
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Under Shiela's bras. ;D
You've seen my breats have you not? How many bras do you think I own? :emot_laughing:
If I were to guess, probably three for regular wear, one sports bra, and a couple of sexy ones I'm sure many of us here would love to see you in.
I've got 4 sports bras which I usually wear to work... well at least at my old job. Spent a lot of time walking dogs and sometimes would jog with them, so I decided it would be best. The band can get uncomfortable sometimes, but I pay more to get them fitted proper. I only have one sexy one. Had more but some guys try to be manly and attempt to rip them off. Ruins both the bra and the night.
Ripping a bra off, seriously? It happened to me once and I punched him.
I've never met a sports bra I liked. Done jogging and I get it off. I'm too claustrophobic. All day at work?? Ugh, can't imagine.
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Under Shiela's bras. ;D
You've seen my breats have you not? How many bras do you think I own? :emot_laughing:
If I were to guess, probably three for regular wear, one sports bra, and a couple of sexy ones I'm sure many of us here would love to see you in.
I've got 4 sports bras which I usually wear to work... well at least at my old job. Spent a lot of time walking dogs and sometimes would jog with them, so I decided it would be best. The band can get uncomfortable sometimes, but I pay more to get them fitted proper. I only have one sexy one. Had more but some guys try to be manly and attempt to rip them off. Ruins both the bra and the night.
Ripping a bra off, seriously? It happened to me once and I punched him.
I've never met a sports bra I liked. Done jogging and I get it off. I'm too claustrophobic. All day at work?? Ugh, can't imagine.
Wife only has two bras, one regular and one sports. The woes of having a large bust: bras cost an arm, a leg and half a kidney.
...Okay, why am I talking about my wife in a flirt thread? Especially when I want to see the sexiness of the lovely ladies of KB.
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Ripping a bra off, seriously? It happened to me once and I punched him.
I've never met a sports bra I liked. Done jogging and I get it off. I'm too claustrophobic. All day at work?? Ugh, can't imagine.
He didn't understand why it didn't work. He's thinking its thin and lace and should have came off easily. The lace did rip and the clasp half broke, but the jackass didn't realize that the straps and band is still double stitched fabric designed the hold.
Hey guys, next time you have the idea of ripping a bra off, I suggest wrapping your boys with a shoelace and then remove it by trying to rip it off.
Now the one hand unclasping, that impresses me ;D
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Hey guys, next time you have the idea of ripping a bra off, I suggest wrapping your boys with a shoelace and then remove it by trying to rip it off.
:emot_weird: Hope you aren't speaking from experience? ;D
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Hey guys, next time you have the idea of ripping a bra off, I suggest wrapping your boys with a shoelace and then remove it by trying to rip it off.
:emot_weird: Hope you aren't speaking from experience? ;D
Not yet...
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Those who rip bras off must not have been well trained. I hope they had better potty training.
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Hey guys, next time you have the idea of ripping a bra off, I suggest wrapping your boys with a shoelace and then remove it by trying to rip it off.
:emot_weird: Hope you aren't speaking from experience? ;D
Not yet...
She said with a smile on her face.... ;D
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Those who rip bras off must not have been well trained. I hope they had better potty training.
In my youth, the trick was learning how to readily unsnap a bra with one hand, without engaging in Pinto’s histrionics in Animal House. That little gasp she’d make, while you were necking, and her breasts are casually freed for further exploration.
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Dead thread discovered!
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Just so you understand, this thread was created years ago for a certain group of people who could not keep on topic. Everything they said would dissolve into grade school level chit chat about boobies and pee pees. So moderators created this thread to move them over here, where they could continue to engage in such meaningless discourse.
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I love dick...
Like that?
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I love dick...
Like that?
Yes baby. Just like that. 😂😂😂
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Just so you understand, this thread was created years ago for a certain group of people who could not keep on topic. Everything they said would dissolve into grade school level chit chat about boobies and pee pees. So moderators created this thread to move them over here, where they could continue to engage in such meaningless discourse.
Who were they?
Seems like a fun bunch to observe…
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You most certainly do!
Love you.