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Reply #30 on: February 23, 2021, 08:29:21 AM
Okay, I think I may a simple yet good one, although I doubt anyone will use it.

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Chasing unicorns.
You're really close. Sheila was further off.

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Reply #31 on: February 23, 2021, 11:17:32 PM

... Sheila was further off.

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Reply #32 on: February 23, 2021, 11:30:40 PM
Okay, it was actually supposed to be, "Unicorn found, come quickly."

...And now that I've written it out, I'm kind of asking myself why I chose that one.

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Reply #33 on: February 24, 2021, 12:36:10 AM
Okay, it was actually supposed to be, "Unicorn found, come quickly."

...And now that I've written it out, I'm kind of asking myself why I chose that one.

No worries love, that's what I'm loving about this, I sent yours to my friends and asked what they thought if I sent them than, and I got some interesting replies.  I dont think I can post them, some may break the rules of the board... ANYWAYS, point of this thread is to just have fun and figure some stuff out.

That being said let me give "Unicorn found, come quickly." A try.

🦄🔍🍆💦🏃‍♂️⏱

Funny thing is, typing it out would actually be faster than finding all the emojis :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

And you what, 🍆💦 mean a male orgasm, but for the life of me I have never seen something that represents a female orgasm.  Yes.  They do exist.  So...

By the power invested in me by the members of KB voting me 2020s POY.

🌺💦 or 🌺⚡

Is now "emoji speak" for the most important part of sex.  Any objections?

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Reply #34 on: February 24, 2021, 02:27:13 AM
Okay, it was actually supposed to be, "Unicorn found, come quickly."

...And now that I've written it out, I'm kind of asking myself why I chose that one.

No worries love, that's what I'm loving about this, I sent yours to my friends and asked what they thought if I sent them than, and I got some interesting replies.  I dont think I can post them, some may break the rules of the board... ANYWAYS, point of this thread is to just have fun and figure some stuff out.

That being said let me give "Unicorn found, come quickly." A try.

🦄🔍🍆💦🏃‍♂️⏱

Funny thing is, typing it out would actually be faster than finding all the emojis :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

And you what, 🍆💦 mean a male orgasm, but for the life of me I have never seen something that represents a female orgasm.  Yes.  They do exist.  So...

By the power invested in me by the members of KB voting me 2020s POY.

🌺💦 or 🌺⚡

Is now "emoji speak" for the most important part of sex.  Any objections?


🦪 🥕 🖖 💥



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Reply #35 on: February 24, 2021, 03:15:51 AM
 :emot_laughing:

Did you feed your carrot to her V until she exploded??

This one made me giggle. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #36 on: February 24, 2021, 09:08:42 AM
Okay, it was actually supposed to be, "Unicorn found, come quickly."

...And now that I've written it out, I'm kind of asking myself why I chose that one.

No worries love, that's what I'm loving about this, I sent yours to my friends and asked what they thought if I sent them than, and I got some interesting replies.  I dont think I can post them, some may break the rules of the board... ANYWAYS, point of this thread is to just have fun and figure some stuff out.

That being said let me give "Unicorn found, come quickly." A try.

🦄🔍🍆💦🏃‍♂️⏱

Funny thing is, typing it out would actually be faster than finding all the emojis :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

And you what, 🍆💦 mean a male orgasm, but for the life of me I have never seen something that represents a female orgasm.  Yes.  They do exist.  So...

By the power invested in me by the members of KB voting me 2020s POY.

🌺💦 or 🌺⚡

Is now "emoji speak" for the most important part of sex.  Any objections?
One: why not combine them? Wouldn't that be more accurate?

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Reply #37 on: February 25, 2021, 06:11:54 AM
👅🌺🚫🧭🎯...🙄

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Reply #38 on: February 25, 2021, 06:21:03 AM
👅🌺🚫🧭🎯...🙄


Lick that pussy. Don’t aim for the target, cuz my tailbone is killing me.




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Reply #39 on: February 25, 2021, 07:55:47 AM
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Shave that beaver, please, I'd like to eat your oyster? Yeah, if I had sent that before I settled down, I'd've been slapped!

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Reply #40 on: March 28, 2021, 08:33:12 PM
👅🌺🚫🧭🎯...🙄


Lick that pussy. Don’t aim for the target, cuz my tailbone is killing me.


He keeps licking but he's way off target

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Reply #41 on: March 29, 2021, 01:11:57 AM
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This isn't double penetration, is it?

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Reply #42 on: March 29, 2021, 01:59:45 AM
🧴🍆👋👄👅🚰🥕🦪🎢🎢👋🌊😮🌋🔫💦💦😴