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Reply #15 on: March 20, 2014, 08:54:00 PM
voodoo pussy reminded me of Harlem Nights. Love Redd Foxx.



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Reply #16 on: March 21, 2014, 01:16:10 AM
I was at a cheap tattoo and piercing place getting my first tattoo. This chick walked in wanting to get her Clit pierced. The guy takes her to a back room and few minutes later the chick runs out and leaves. The guy walks out of the room coughing and asking his buddy doing my tat to bring him the bleach. Both guys walk out of the back room after a couple minutes. He starts back up on my tat and told me the chick smelled so bad down there that the whole room stinks and his buddy threw up. WTF is wrong with you.. Why would you put yourself in a situation where someone is going down there and your not clean? Just NASTY!!

Showers are my best friend. Hygiene is VERY important! I also balance greasy foods, fruit, and veggies. I learned early that grease makes you stink and fruits and veggies make you smell good.

I have also went down on a guy who smelled and tasted nasty. I, of course, quickly came up and rerouted the situation in a nice way.

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Reply #17 on: March 21, 2014, 01:26:59 AM
What amazes me is how you guys will have sex with someone who stinks! The "I'll do it anyway" attitude simply baffles me.

I have NEVER had sex with someone who was not clean hygienically.



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Reply #18 on: March 21, 2014, 01:35:35 AM
What amazes me is how you guys will have sex with someone who stinks! The "I'll do it anyway" attitude simply baffles me.

I have NEVER had sex with someone who was not clean hygienically.


I assure you that is not the case for every male.

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Reply #19 on: March 21, 2014, 01:37:00 AM

I assure you that is not the case for every male.

You've had sex with someone? No way..... LOL

I am only kidding.



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Reply #20 on: March 21, 2014, 06:20:18 AM
What amazes me is how you guys will have sex with someone who stinks! The "I'll do it anyway" attitude simply baffles me.

I have NEVER had sex with someone who was not clean hygienically.





Uhm......we're guys

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth


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Reply #21 on: March 21, 2014, 06:33:52 AM
What amazes me is how you guys will have sex with someone who stinks! The "I'll do it anyway" attitude simply baffles me.

I have NEVER had sex with someone who was not clean hygienically.





Uhm......we're guys

throw a little alcohol into the mix and you wake up smelling and not knowing why...



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Reply #22 on: March 22, 2014, 07:10:32 PM
What amazes me is how you guys will have sex with someone who stinks! The "I'll do it anyway" attitude simply baffles me.

I have NEVER had sex with someone who was not clean hygienically.





Uhm......we're guys

throw a little alcohol into the mix and you wake up smelling and not knowing why...



After enough tequila, some guys will fuck road kill

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth


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Reply #23 on: March 22, 2014, 08:51:40 PM
I'm telling you, we had a half hour shower, and I scribed her from head to toe, washed her pussy till it was raw, and she still smelled like a Tijuana whore.  Just stanky!

Maybe you should have taken her to the Doctor?



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Reply #24 on: March 22, 2014, 09:08:09 PM

  I just wore a rooster's foot around my neck for a week.


Dude you consulted a Dr. Didn't you?




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Reply #25 on: March 22, 2014, 10:23:38 PM
Hey, I saw "Angel Heart", I thought it was kinda spooky (and werid) until I figured out what was happening at the end (then it was creepy!).
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Reply #26 on: June 27, 2014, 12:50:22 AM
As a former boss of mine used to say "Once you get past the smell you've got it licked."



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Reply #27 on: July 31, 2014, 12:57:27 PM
Nobody's mentioned, or maybe you don't know about a condition where a lady lacks the enzymes to break down a certain chemical in food and it makes them smell fishy. They have to get diagnosed by blood test, change their diet and take medication to control it. Nothing to do with bacteria or hygiene. Men can have a similar thing that causes sweat to smell like urine.

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Reply #28 on: July 31, 2014, 03:12:33 PM
Men can have a similar thing that causes sweat to smell like urine.

Kidney problems can cause this in both men and women.  I have known several people with this issue.

I am like Charlie the Tuna.  I don't want women with good taste, I want women who taste good.


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Reply #29 on: July 31, 2014, 04:06:52 PM
Trimethylaminuria ('fish odour syndrome')

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