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Reply #45 on: May 18, 2018, 02:25:17 PM
Yeah, I've got my redwings, and I eat ass.  I also burned out my sinuses in high school with a yeast infection.  A little of that, you know, not so fresh?  Never bothered me.

I didn't understand your redwings comment.  Thank you urban dictionary.  File this under "I learned something new today."

So, the yeast infection transmitted to your sinuses?   What was the effect?  How long did it last?   How was it treated?  Femstat?

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Reply #46 on: May 18, 2018, 03:51:26 PM
So, the yeast infection transmitted to your sinuses?   What was the effect?  How long did it last?   How was it treated?  Femstat?

Anti-fungals.  It burned, it smelled like beer for a couple weeks, I had a nasty nazal/postnazal drip, and I learned my lesson about STIs.



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Reply #47 on: May 18, 2018, 05:18:17 PM
I read once about a man diagnosed by his doctor as being an alcoholic, but he claimed he didn’t drink.  Turns out the missing diagnosis was a yeast infection in his bloodstream.  It was fermenting alcohol directly in his body, talk about a cheap way to get drunk. . . . .



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Reply #48 on: May 18, 2018, 05:30:24 PM
I had another (Home Healthcare) client, who has similar symptoms, but it was neuro-degenerative.  Misdiagnosed with Epilepsy, and some drunk symptoms from waste alcohol, but by the time he got a spinal tap to find out it was fungal, it was too late.  He was already numb, partially paralyzed, the slurred speech was permanent, and he got progressive Bell's Palsey.  (He was also a raging alcoholic.)

You joke, but that blood infection can easily get in the brain/spinal fluid, not to mention the permanent buzz probably isn't good for his liver.  Did he have ascites?



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Reply #49 on: May 18, 2018, 05:33:56 PM
I think I recall some liver damage, hence the alcoholism diagnosis, but it was a long time ago I read that.



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Reply #50 on: August 19, 2018, 05:55:26 PM
Would you lick a toilet seat or scat stained underwear?

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Reply #51 on: October 09, 2018, 07:18:48 PM
That's an easy one for me. No and I am open to most things but draw the line there.

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Reply #52 on: November 14, 2018, 05:13:30 PM
I have dryness issues, which can effect the smell, I don't produce the proper lubricants.  It also makes sex uncomfortable.  It can also make things itchy.  But there are products that you can buy for it.

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Reply #53 on: November 14, 2018, 05:23:57 PM
I have dryness issues, which can effect the smell, I don't produce the proper lubricants.  It also makes sex uncomfortable.  It can also make things itchy.  But there are products that you can buy for it.

Also, saliva is about as good a lubricant as the natural secretions.  If you find yourself in a sexual situation where you're not prepared with a bottle (Or can't afford to get more.)  It's not the best, honestly we make better commercially, but spit lube is adequate if you can produce enough.

IDK how you feel about gagging.  Not even going to try to guess, however the deep throat mucus is better than some commercial products.  Just FYI, but it can be a pain (Or potentially triggering) to get out.



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Reply #54 on: November 14, 2018, 05:25:09 PM
I have dryness issues, which can effect the smell, I don't produce the proper lubricants.  It also makes sex uncomfortable.  It can also make things itchy.  But there are products that you can buy for it.

Also, saliva is about as good a lubricant as the natural secretions.  If you find yourself in a sexual situation where you're not prepared with a bottle (Or can't afford to get more.)  It's not the best, honestly we make better commercially, but spit lube is adequate if you can produce enough.

Not at all the issue I was talking about, but thanks for knowing more about my vagina than I do.

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Reply #55 on: November 14, 2018, 05:26:26 PM
Not at all the issue I was talking about, but thanks for knowing more about my vagina than I do.

Doesn't have anything to do with your vagina.  It works just as well for homosexual males that want to do the dirty, but forgot the astroglide.  It works for literally anybody.
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Reply #56 on: November 14, 2018, 05:36:40 PM
Not at all the issue I was talking about, but thanks for knowing more about my vagina than I do.

Doesn't have anything to do with your vagina.  It works just as well for homosexual males that want to do the dirty, but forgot the astroglide.  It works for literally anybody.

Whatever.

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Reply #57 on: November 14, 2018, 05:43:50 PM
Not at all the issue I was talking about,

This was a thread about unpleasent odor.  Not vaginal dryness, but if you want to talk about that, I can suggest alternatives, which work for pretty much everyone.  If you have a problem, and ask a question I can help with, I will at least try to.  Regardless of our previous conversations in other forums.  The fact that it works has nothing to do with whom is offering the advice.

I can't help you with vaginal odor.  I can help you with vaginal dryness.  If you're actually interested in having your questions answered, by the only one who's given you attention in this thread so far.  Would you rather be ignored?

Anyway, another advantage to spit lubricant is it doesn't break down Latex, as oils, and other fats (Like grease) do.  
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Reply #58 on: November 14, 2018, 05:49:12 PM
Not at all the issue I was talking about,

This was a thread about unpleasent odor.  Not vaginal dryness.

Yes, it is.  And dryness can be a cause of odor.  It's not just a sexual issue.  But, like I said, whatever, you can be an expert on vagina's work too.

This is literally why I don't take Jed's advice and post elsewhere.  I really don't want Psi telling me how my vagina works and comparing it to a man's asshole.
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Reply #59 on: November 14, 2018, 05:52:51 PM
And dryness can be a cause of odor.

it isn't exclusive of odor, which is a separate problem.  However, dryness is a simple enough problem to solve (Like you said, lube) that it doesn't really need it's own thread, unless you'd like to reccomend specific commercial products that work best for you.

It doesn't really take an "Expert" to discus lube.  If it's not slippery enough, ad more lube.  It works as an expert on hydraulic systems, too.  However, this is Sex talk.  Don't be disappointed when people want to talk, as experts, or not, about vaginas here.