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Reply #60 on: May 17, 2013, 12:20:38 AM
I fear if I reply, one would assume I am literalist. It was incest. The bible does not name all of adam and eve's decendants. Cain married his little sister. I believe a Gia posts descibes it better above.
i didn't find the passage. Do you have the chapter and verse?

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Reply #61 on: May 17, 2013, 02:13:53 AM
...It was many chapters later in genesis that it mentioned not to marry your first cousin or closer.

I think you mean Leviticus.
 
It was stated after the birth of a very hairy guy, can't remember the name now, but was of what would be considered incest today. Me, I like kissing some of my cousins, but that us far enough for me ;-)

Esau was the "hairy guy," I believe. Yes, incest- either that, or it didn't happen. Personally, I don't think it happened.

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Reply #62 on: May 17, 2013, 02:16:47 AM



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Reply #63 on: May 17, 2013, 11:01:11 AM

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Reply #64 on: May 17, 2013, 11:02:42 AM
I have found jebus! Have you? Look again here...


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Reply #66 on: May 17, 2013, 04:28:24 PM
This thread is becoming a favorite. Thank you ladies for making me laugh so hard I woke up the neighbor.

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Reply #67 on: May 17, 2013, 08:53:58 PM



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Reply #68 on: May 17, 2013, 10:08:43 PM
I'm with fish on that thought. I really get a laugh out of the dinosaur pictures. Poor dino just didn't have room in the ark



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Reply #69 on: May 18, 2013, 03:51:48 AM
I'm with fish on that thought. I really get a laugh out of the dinosaur pictures. Poor dino just didn't have room in the ark
And the unicorns, don't forget that they left the unicorns behind too!

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Reply #70 on: May 18, 2013, 03:56:54 AM


The real St. Nicholas became a saint for attacking a holy man in a sanctuary because the Roman Catholics had broken their agreement as to the nature of the Trinity, and the Greek Orthodox church didn't see it the same way.

So Santa punched a priest...

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Reply #71 on: May 18, 2013, 10:52:26 AM


The real St. Nicholas became a saint for attacking a holy man in a sanctuary because the Roman Catholics had broken their agreement as to the nature of the Trinity, and the Greek Orthodox church didn't see it the same way.

So Santa punched a priest...


We can't be sure of that. There are many stories surrounding St. Nicholas. In my country we don't celebrate Santa Claus but Sinterklaas (more like the original St Nicolas) who comes to bring children gifts in the night of 5 to 6th December, seated on his white horse and aided by his helpers called 'Black Petes' (representing the Mores).

http://www.stnicholascenter.org/pages/who-is-st-nicholas/



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbUVKXdu4lQ
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Reply #73 on: May 18, 2013, 01:10:10 PM

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Reply #74 on: May 18, 2013, 02:31:32 PM
Borrowed from the boob thread, i could not resist

Caption:  Adam, if you ever want nookie again, you better eat one of these damn apples