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on: December 21, 2013, 09:05:49 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/20/sex-accidents-hospital-_n_4478458.html?utm_hp_ref=uk

They say love hurts. But we doubt sex injuries involving broken penises or foreign objects lodged in rectums was the kind of pain in mind.

According to Dr. Jordan Moskoff, however, sex injuries are commonplace.

In his Chicago-based emergency room, Dr. Moskoff reveals that approximately two hospital visits per week are sex related.


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"Most people try to stay home and then things get worse," Dr. Moskoff told ABCNews. "They make a series of bad decisions and no one plans to end up in the ER. But one thing leads to another. … People do a lot of stupid stuff."

The most popular common form of frisky mishap is having a foreign object lodged in the rectum, he reveals.

"People go on the internet and one thing leads to another," he said.

The revelations form part of perhaps the most eagerly-anticipated series of the year 'Sex Sent Me To The ER', which premieres on TLC on December 28. The sexual misadventures are recounted by emergency room physicians as well as the couples involved.



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Reply #1 on: December 21, 2013, 06:37:57 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/20/sex-accidents-hospital-_n_4478458.html?utm_hp_ref=uk

They say love hurts. But we doubt sex injuries involving broken penises or foreign objects lodged in rectums was the kind of pain in mind.

According to Dr. Jordan Moskoff, however, sex injuries are commonplace.

In his Chicago-based emergency room, Dr. Moskoff reveals that approximately two hospital visits per week are sex related.


sex

"Most people try to stay home and then things get worse," Dr. Moskoff told ABCNews. "They make a series of bad decisions and no one plans to end up in the ER. But one thing leads to another. … People do a lot of stupid stuff."

The most popular common form of frisky mishap is having a foreign object lodged in the rectum, he reveals.

"People go on the internet and one thing leads to another," he said.

The revelations form part of perhaps the most eagerly-anticipated series of the year 'Sex Sent Me To The ER', which premieres on TLC on December 28. The sexual misadventures are recounted by emergency room physicians as well as the couples involved.

'Sex Sent Me To The ER', oh no, hope I don't end up in a dicey situation where I have to visit the hospital with... Well, I'm not going there.



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Reply #2 on: January 02, 2014, 07:55:48 AM
I had a near ER experience for needing help getting a Chinese pressure point ball out of my cunt.  You know the ones, they come in a pair and you roil them around in your hand for relaxation and meditation.  Awesome@!@@  I had heard of the wonders of Ben WA balls, but hadn't ever had experience with them, so I then I decided that it would be super awesome to try it myself!    I figured the hand balls I have wouldn't be a big deal.  Went in alright.  I didn't quite see the draw.  *shrugs* OH WELL. YA WIN SOME, YA lose some....  This one wasn't all that fun.  And that's the way the Cookie crumbles. 

Until I tried to get it out!  See, what I didn't realize was that Ben WA balls are Small and weighted.  And the Chinese hand balls were definitely not weighted or small.  I could not squat and push it out.  sticking a finger up I couldn't get it.  I finally decided that I need some help.  At least a second sent of eyes and brain.  So I went over to my best friends' house for help.  They thought it was hilarious,  We tried make shift forceps to grasp the ball an pull it own  I think what worked was insert a spoon and get it under the ball, and then use a finger to push it onto the spoon, and then pull it out.  We were going to try an instrument in my ass as a last ditch effort before hauling me to the ER.  Shit got nasty there for awhile! *OL*  I love my friends.....  They sure know how to help a girl out.



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Reply #3 on: January 11, 2014, 06:49:47 PM

The most popular common form of frisky mishap is having a foreign object lodged in the rectum, he reveals.

"People go on the internet and one thing leads to another," he said.


This is odd because there are lots of toys made specifically for insertion into the anus -- and they are made so they won't get stuck!  Use your brain folks!

As for being unable to get Ben-Wa balls out of the pussy, if you could not get them out by simply bearing down then your kegels need more work.  I've been know to shoot a Ben-Wa ball across the room.  Dildoes too!   Once I shot a dildoe out and I was lubricating so much I got my partner in the eye.  Did you know that pussy juices sting like hell when shot into an eye?  That was a real eye-opener for me.



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Reply #4 on: January 12, 2014, 06:09:25 AM
An eye closer for your partner.

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Reply #5 on: June 27, 2014, 12:58:32 AM
A relative of mine used to work at a hospital and came one one evening laughing her ass off. Some guy showed up in the ER with a toothbrush stuck up his ass. The ER doctor removed it and advised him to use a toilet brush next time because it has a longer handle.



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Reply #6 on: October 30, 2014, 06:46:40 PM
Hey, GRM. Better send the grammar police down the line in this post. :emot_laughing:



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Reply #7 on: October 30, 2014, 11:48:41 PM
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Hey, GRM. Better send the grammar police down the line in this post. :emot_laughing:
Just for your edification, GRM has left the building and hasn't been here for nearly six months.

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Reply #8 on: June 30, 2017, 12:15:14 AM
Kind of a while back, on the "random chat" websites, people would show a video of a guy who was pleasuring himself on camera by squatting (and anally stimulating himself) on what appeared to be a pickle jar.  The guy squatted on it and all of a sudden it broke. As he raises you could see glass and blood as he reached down and started removing pieces. 

It was a horrible sight.   I was horrified by not only the damage that this poor fellow inflicted upon himself, but also at the embarrassment he had to feel dialing 911 to potentially save his life. 

Sex drive makes people do crazy things, like masturbating with a glass jar.



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Reply #9 on: June 30, 2017, 12:32:50 AM
Kind of a while back, on the "random chat" websites, people would show a video of a guy who was pleasuring himself on camera by squatting (and anally stimulating himself) on what appeared to be a pickle jar.  The guy squatted on it and all of a sudden it broke. As he raises you could see glass and blood as he reached down and started removing pieces. 

It was a horrible sight.   I was horrified by not only the damage that this poor fellow inflicted upon himself, but also at the embarrassment he had to feel dialing 911 to potentially save his life. 

Sex drive makes people do crazy things, like masturbating with a glass jar.


FUCK! That's horrible.  :facepalm:



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Reply #10 on: June 30, 2017, 03:02:52 PM
I know.   It was one of those things that you hate to see but you can't take your eyes off.   It was horrific indeed. 



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Reply #12 on: June 30, 2017, 03:14:43 PM
Oh my god!! Saber Saw Dildo? That is horrific.  :o



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Reply #13 on: June 30, 2017, 05:33:59 PM
 

A woman has spoken out about how a night of passion left her close to needing a colostomy bag - when her racy antics went wrong.

Emily Georgia, 20, from East Preston, Sussex, was enjoying a sex session with a male partner when a four-inch sex toy ended up lost inside her.

Her lover accidentally pushed the toy too far up her bottom and the stainless steel 'plug' promptly disappeared.

After attempts to manually retrieve it failed, Emily says her one-night stand suggested leaving it to 'naturally work its way out' and then left, claiming he had work early the following morning.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4642782/Woman-needed-surgery-remove-sex-toy-bottom.html#ixzz4lV4gY636


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Reply #14 on: June 30, 2017, 05:50:21 PM
 

A woman has spoken out about how a night of passion left her close to needing a colostomy bag - when her racy antics went wrong.

Emily Georgia, 20, from East Preston, Sussex, was enjoying a sex session with a male partner when a four-inch sex toy ended up lost inside her.

Her lover accidentally pushed the toy too far up her bottom and the stainless steel 'plug' promptly disappeared.

After attempts to manually retrieve it failed, Emily says her one-night stand suggested leaving it to 'naturally work its way out' and then left, claiming he had work early the following morning.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4642782/Woman-needed-surgery-remove-sex-toy-bottom.html#ixzz4lV4gY636



She could be a porn star with that ability.