I'm a pervert.

[Bexy]

Well much of it I cant print.

Why not?

[achilles_117]

Silly laws.
I really think that I can break her. But to be honest oftentimes its a lot easier on me if I just keep quiet and have regular sex. But a part of me still has that drive to see this dream come true.

[Elizabeth]

There is always the fantasy of horses.
Then again, there is the real life of riding a horse naked and having your body rub against the horse's withers. (I know, I know, somebody is always squicked out by "OMG horse hair touching my body").
Love,
Liz

[coacheric]

The fact that you keep talking about breaking her and changing her, to me, just screams divorce. Yes, I've changed over the years, I am no a dad, a manager at work, middle age.....I'm still and ass hole that loves porn, looking at big tit's, sitting around watching soccer on the weekends, and wanting to do sick things with my wife in the bedroom. She is still quiet, somewhat unwilling to totally fulfill my fantasies .......

I changed and she changed but a lot of who we were is still who we are now. If I every really thought that "Ill' break her" before we got married, we would have been divorced a LONG time ago.

The best I ever hoped for was that we would grow together, I never wanted to break her.

Your still young and you are looking for someone to tell you the majic word that will turn your little angel into a freak, you will be waiting a LONG time for that word to come because it does not excist.

[Elizabeth]

The fact that you keep talking about breaking her and changing her, to me, just screams divorce. Yes, I've changed over the years, I am no a dad, a manager at work, middle age.....I'm still and ass hole that loves porn, looking at big tit's, sitting around watching soccer on the weekends, and wanting to do sick things with my wife in the bedroom. She is still quiet, somewhat unwilling to totally fulfill my fantasies .......

I changed and she changed but a lot of who we were is still who we are now. If I every really thought that "Ill' break her" before we got married, we would have been divorced a LONG time ago.

The best I ever hoped for was that we would grow together, I never wanted to break her.

Your still young and you are looking for someone to tell you the majic word that will turn your little angel into a freak, you will be waiting a LONG time for that word to come because it does not excist.

Dead On.... woo for this.!!
Love,
Liz

[MissBarbara]

I, too, don't have that directional talent.  But what I do have going is strong thighs and the ability to squat for however long it takes.  Had to learn by trial and error, just how far down to squat....too low and get that splatter effect, yuck! 

Just my two cents is all.   

It's a question of velocity, and, of course, "advanced urethral directional abilities."

Like Becca, I have "no directional talent," but also like Becca, I've learned the appropriate squaating distance that's close enough to avoid peeing on your legs and shoes but not too close that you encounter the dreaded "splatter effect."

Guys, try this next time your outdoor and relieving yourself. Unzip, pull it out, let it just hang there and don't touch it, and then go ahead and let loose. Not as easy for us as it seems, is it.

But, to avoid hikacking this thread and return it to its original topic (perverted sex acts), I've read that it can be very kinky and very much a turn on to lie down in the bath tub, have her stand over you and then let it flow onto you. It's nowhere near as gross as I might make it sound, believe me...

[oscarlong]

I, too, don't have that directional talent.  But what I do have going is strong thighs and the ability to squat for however long it takes.  Had to learn by trial and error, just how far down to squat....too low and get that splatter effect, yuck! 

Just my two cents is all.   

It's a question of velocity, and, of course, "advanced urethral directional abilities."

Like Becca, I have "no directional talent," but also like Becca, I've learned the appropriate squaating distance that's close enough to avoid peeing on your legs and shoes but not too close that you encounter the dreaded "splatter effect."

Guys, try this next time your outdoor and relieving yourself. Unzip, pull it out, let it just hang there and don't touch it, and then go ahead and let loose. Not as easy for us as it seems, is it.

But, to avoid hikacking this thread and return it to its original topic (perverted sex acts), I've read that it can be very kinky and very much a turn on to lie down in the bath tub, have her stand over you and then let it flow onto you. It's nowhere near as gross as I might make it sound, believe me...

Youve READ that Miss B? Only read it? Sounds like a lot of fun to me...

[MissBarbara]

I, too, don't have that directional talent.  But what I do have going is strong thighs and the ability to squat for however long it takes.  Had to learn by trial and error, just how far down to squat....too low and get that splatter effect, yuck! 

Just my two cents is all.   

It's a question of velocity, and, of course, "advanced urethral directional abilities."

Like Becca, I have "no directional talent," but also like Becca, I've learned the appropriate squaating distance that's close enough to avoid peeing on your legs and shoes but not too close that you encounter the dreaded "splatter effect."

Guys, try this next time your outdoor and relieving yourself. Unzip, pull it out, let it just hang there and don't touch it, and then go ahead and let loose. Not as easy for us as it seems, is it.

But, to avoid hikacking this thread and return it to its original topic (perverted sex acts), I've read that it can be very kinky and very much a turn on to lie down in the bath tub, have her stand over you and then let it flow onto you. It's nowhere near as gross as I might make it sound, believe me...

Youve READ that Miss B? Only read it? Sounds like a lot of fun to me...

Yes, that's why I've read...

[Bexy]

I, too, don't have that directional talent.  But what I do have going is strong thighs and the ability to squat for however long it takes.  Had to learn by trial and error, just how far down to squat....too low and get that splatter effect, yuck!  

Just my two cents is all.  

It's a question of velocity, and, of course, "advanced urethral directional abilities."

Like Becca, I have "no directional talent," but also like Becca, I've learned the appropriate squaating distance that's close enough to avoid peeing on your legs and shoes but not too close that you encounter the dreaded "splatter effect."

Guys, try this next time your outdoor and relieving yourself. Unzip, pull it out, let it just hang there and don't touch it, and then go ahead and let loose. Not as easy for us as it seems, is it.

But, to avoid hikacking this thread and return it to its original topic (perverted sex acts), I've read that it can be very kinky and very much a turn on to lie down in the bath tub, have her stand over you and then let it flow onto you. It's nowhere near as gross as I might make it sound, believe me...

Well, I too lack the "advanced urethral directional abilities" , but I have learned that the underground on which you're peeing plays a crucial factor in the splattering effect. So I taught myself 'controlled urethral release' because I also experienced that the velocity at which you let the urine flow out is directly proportional to the size of the splattered surface.

Hence we can say that:       vP=Pm²

[achilles_117]

Lol we piss on eachother all the time..
And coacheric that was just a poor choice of words. What I mean is get her comfortable enough to try something like that with me. Not beat her into submission

[Katiebee]

Thread hijack.

If you want to watch guys get directionally challenged, watch what happens when they pee into a stuff wind.

[achilles_117]

A hijacker? Someone call the U.S. Thread Marshall!

Your still young and you are looking for someone to tell you the majic word that will turn your little angel into a freak, you will be waiting a LONG time for that word to come because it does not excist.

Age doesn't really play a role here. Experience does, but you have no way of measuring that.

As far as a magic word I didnt mean that literally.
Come now, surely someone here has convinced their lover to try new things despite fear, uncertainty, rejection, what have you. Remember your first anal experience? I haven't been with but a small few women but most of them are initially reluctant to let me in their back door. But I proved myself a gentleman, and thats what most anal-virgins need.

I haven't found an appropriate way to say "Hey, it would be really hot if you could fuck the dog, and let me drain my brothers cock. We'll make an evening of it."

[coacheric]

Anal is one hing, fucking a dog is just a little differnt. Again. If that's your goal, you should not be getting married. I'm done with this thread. And again, you are looking for something that does not exist and wanting to hear how right you are. You will find it, I just don't think it will come from here

[achilles_117]

Hey I live in reality bub, I'm not seeking any kind of validity.

if that's your goal

Not a goal, merely a desire of mine. And its one I think can be achieved.

I'm not the least bit surprised that she resists. What I'm proposing after all is taboo. But what sparked her interest the first time she fooled around? I did something right, it just wasn't obvious. I just suggested it, and she 'said' she did it. Little kitty named Braxton. The next time come a year and some later, with the miniature schnauzer, Asa. We were already engaged when the dog wandered in and I patted her up onto the bed, Amber just smiled and let her have at it. Nothing unusual happened, she doesn't drink or take drugs, she just did it.

and wanting to hear how right you are. You will find it, I just don't think it will come from here

lolwut. What exactly am I right about? And what will I find?

I dont mean to be so crass but I have always had trouble expressing this kind of thing.
Here are some things to consider:
- She couldve left me years ago
- She has never outright said 'no'
- I have never given any kind of ultimatum, and I will tirelessly take care of her needs.
- she has given in before, although I'm not sure why, as she appears to have little to no affinity for the taboo.

I think she has a lot of uncertainty, I just havent the slightest clue how to alleviate these fears without losing ground or being flat-out rejected.

[Gina Marie]

Well, we can't pee standing up, so that's another advantage you have...

[MissBarbara]

Well, we can't pee standing up, so that's another advantage you have...

Well, that solves THAT problem!

[snowm]

I think she has a lot of uncertainty, I just havent the slightest clue how to alleviate these fears without losing ground or being flat-out rejected.

I think you are the one with the uncertainty. You need to decide if you prioritize you getting off over the relationship and its potential future. None of the language you have used is "I want to help my g/f become more liberated for herself," it screams me me me, I want to see a dog take it to her and get off.

There are some sick ass perverts on this board but I don't think anyone is of the ilk to use someone to get off at the expense of their wishes and just blatantly objectifies women, or their woman as a tool to get off. I am surprised a lot of people are too busy talking about chicks peeing standing versus calling you on it like Eric.

[Katiebee]

Actually, he's being ignored as blatantly arrogant. The peeing standing up is much more interesting and amusing. Now if this were moved to 1408, he might get more replies.

[Gina Marie]

Actually, he's being ignored as blatantly arrogant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMoAhjA9dCE

[MissBarbara]

Actually, he's being ignored as blatantly arrogant. The peeing standing up is much more interesting and amusing. Now if this were moved to 1408, he might get more replies.

Agreed. And that's why I felt perfectly comfortable hijacking this thread.

And if this were 1408, he certainly would have received "more replies" from me....