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Offline TPPM

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Reply #20 on: March 01, 2014, 01:45:08 AM
Quote from: Well Behaved Lady on February 28, 2014, 05:11:37 PM
Quote from: Bexy on February 28, 2014, 05:02:07 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on February 28, 2014, 04:57:47 PM

And I'd probably get banned if I said the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that...



The very first thing that popped into my head was: "Why the hell didn't they sell this when I was a teen!!"  :emot_laughing:


Nevermind that, think of all the travel opportunities without the need to explain the reason you have a dildo in your luggage  :emot_laughing:

I doubt the travel size version would be very useful for that.

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Reply #21 on: March 01, 2014, 05:53:07 PM


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Reply #22 on: March 01, 2014, 09:17:13 PM
THE CLAPPER  
"Clap on...Clap off"



Dang, paws don't clap!

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Reply #23 on: March 01, 2014, 09:53:45 PM

Remember the Golden Rule: you do me, and I\'ll do you (paraphrased)

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Reply #24 on: March 02, 2014, 01:08:42 AM
Quote from: smugdindus on March 02, 2014, 12:09:22 AM


Okay, I don't get it.......
How is it suppose to work?
It's just gum, so what?

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Reply #25 on: March 02, 2014, 01:23:46 AM

Remember the Golden Rule: you do me, and I\'ll do you (paraphrased)

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Reply #26 on: March 04, 2014, 02:22:33 PM


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Reply #27 on: March 04, 2014, 05:12:16 PM
Quote from: TinyDancer on March 04, 2014, 02:22:33 PM


Very nice TD.  Always good to find another use for it.

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Reply #28 on: March 04, 2014, 09:03:28 PM
*ducks* Truth be told when I first saw this, I thought of GG and his phone.

Thanks for your comments.


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Reply #29 on: March 04, 2014, 09:16:14 PM
Quote from: TinyDancer on March 04, 2014, 09:03:28 PM
*ducks* Truth be told when I first saw this, I thought of GG and his phone.

Thanks for your comments.

No, that thing is just way too big, sexy, diamond hard and alluring to be GG's...phone! :emot_laughing:


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Reply #30 on: March 05, 2014, 06:37:42 PM
Quote from: Lippy on March 05, 2014, 06:35:36 PM


First Off....."HELL NO".!!!
Secondly...."How the hell do you flush it?"

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Reply #31 on: March 05, 2014, 07:15:50 PM
Liz, since Lippy's from "across the pond" it could be a bidet.  Or, combined bidet/toilet.  For flushing, there is one handle showing.
 :emot_rotf: 

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Reply #32 on: March 05, 2014, 07:20:32 PM
Quote from: msslave on March 05, 2014, 07:15:50 PM
Liz, since Lippy's from "across the pond" it could be a bidet.  Or, combined bidet/toilet.  For flushing, there is one handle showing.
 :emot_rotf: 

NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!
Not grabbing that.!!!!!!!!!!
LOL.....OMG!!!!
Where the hell is Janus when you need him!!!!!
Love,
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Reply #33 on: March 05, 2014, 07:38:36 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on March 05, 2014, 07:20:32 PM
Quote from: msslave on March 05, 2014, 07:15:50 PM
Liz, since Lippy's from "across the pond" it could be a bidet.  Or, combined bidet/toilet.  For flushing, there is one handle showing.
 :emot_rotf: 

NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!
Not grabbing that.!!!!!!!!!!
LOL.....OMG!!!!
Where the hell is Janus when you need him!!!!!
Love,
Liz
 :emot_laughing:

You want to grab janus instead?  He will be over the moon!   :emot_laughing:


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Reply #34 on: March 05, 2014, 07:54:50 PM
Quote from: Lippy on March 05, 2014, 07:38:36 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on March 05, 2014, 07:20:32 PM
Quote from: msslave on March 05, 2014, 07:15:50 PM
Liz, since Lippy's from "across the pond" it could be a bidet.  Or, combined bidet/toilet.  For flushing, there is one handle showing.
 :emot_rotf: 

NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!
Not grabbing that.!!!!!!!!!!
LOL.....OMG!!!!
Where the hell is Janus when you need him!!!!!
Love,
Liz
 :emot_laughing:

You want to grab janus instead?  He will be over the moon!   :emot_laughing:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO......Janus can grab that!!!!
EEWWWWWWW.....
 :emot_laughing:
Love,
Liz


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Reply #35 on: March 05, 2014, 09:23:12 PM
Nice ones Toe.  My wife maintains that unless you can pee, poop and fart with your mate in the room, your relationship is not complete. YMMV

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Reply #36 on: March 05, 2014, 09:35:13 PM
Nothing like sitting in the college cafeteria with all your friends and hundreds of people around you that for the most part you don't know.......and you let one rip.
Everyone looks right at you, and you proceed to die right there.
(Been there, done that).......did not impress anyone at all.
 :D
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Reply #37 on: March 05, 2014, 11:06:11 PM
I often suffer from those 'silent but deadly' farts. You know the type, they creep across the floor well away from you and then rise up, engulfing all in the nasty stench contained therein.

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Reply #38 on: March 05, 2014, 11:26:55 PM



Talk Taboo To Me! =)

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Reply #39 on: March 06, 2014, 04:36:37 PM
I'm going to have a hard time putting another Cheeto in my mouth again.

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