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Reply #580 on: May 20, 2015, 10:11:50 PM


I keep staring at this one and chuckling!
Great take on a classic!



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Reply #581 on: May 21, 2015, 12:28:39 AM

If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.


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Reply #582 on: May 21, 2015, 06:00:24 PM



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Reply #583 on: May 25, 2015, 12:52:15 AM

If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.


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Reply #584 on: May 28, 2015, 02:03:49 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #585 on: May 28, 2015, 02:36:58 PM
Now that's gotta hurt!

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Reply #586 on: May 28, 2015, 03:03:56 PM
It won't hurt you at all, unless you get your fingers between the bricks.  :emot_laughing:

I thought I was into bestiality and necrophilia until I realized I was just beating a dead horse.


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Reply #587 on: May 28, 2015, 06:02:35 PM
I mean he is Woody.... :emot_laughing:




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Reply #588 on: May 28, 2015, 06:47:36 PM
Obi, something similar used to be a torture that American Indian's used in the midwest. Tie a guy down, take two big rocks, shatter everything between his legs, then set him loose in the desert naked until the guy found someone or something nice enough to kill him. <gulp!>

The trouble with reality is the lack of background music!


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Reply #589 on: May 28, 2015, 06:56:56 PM


Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha — Buzz & Woody!



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Reply #590 on: May 30, 2015, 03:16:39 PM

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #591 on: May 30, 2015, 03:34:12 PM
Really?......I wonder who??
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Reply #592 on: May 30, 2015, 05:40:12 PM

I knew there was a way to make golf fun ;D
« Last Edit: May 30, 2015, 06:06:11 PM by toeinh2o »

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #593 on: May 30, 2015, 05:57:14 PM

Help required from a Spanish speaker please

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #594 on: May 31, 2015, 05:05:08 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #596 on: June 02, 2015, 12:43:22 AM


Product placement.....   :emot_laughing:



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Reply #597 on: June 02, 2015, 03:36:46 PM

I am like Charlie the Tuna.  I don't want women with good taste, I want women who taste good.


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Reply #598 on: June 02, 2015, 03:39:57 PM


Product placement.....   :emot_laughing:

I know I started drinking at an early age. . . .

I am like Charlie the Tuna.  I don't want women with good taste, I want women who taste good.


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Reply #599 on: June 02, 2015, 05:41:26 PM


Product placement.....   :emot_laughing:

I know I started drinking at an early age. . . .

Ha-ha-ha!   ;D

I remember reading that a number of stores purposely put the beer (etc.) right next to the baby diapers & wipes to catch the eyes of the dads that come in "just to pick up a pack of diapers" -- then they see the beer and say, "Why not!?"  And the store keeps making a tidy profit.