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Reply #960 on: January 07, 2017, 09:58:34 AM
Until it's hot enough and stands up by itself... and by heck... it really tastes good... (so I'm told... :emot_laughing:)

You are quite welcome to try it Liz...

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Reply #961 on: January 11, 2017, 03:11:22 PM
My friend sent this to me.  Not sure if it should be posted here or in the FU thread.   :(




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Reply #962 on: January 11, 2017, 04:08:05 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #963 on: January 14, 2017, 04:24:24 PM
No Offense meant to anybody from Arkansas, HAHA




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Reply #964 on: January 17, 2017, 01:08:54 AM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #965 on: January 25, 2017, 12:51:50 PM
Not sure if this really is funny... ;D


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Reply #966 on: February 03, 2017, 09:19:01 PM


Poor Tiger




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Reply #968 on: February 03, 2017, 10:43:25 PM
 :emot_laughing:
And I thought wrestling was a stupid waste of time.

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #971 on: February 03, 2017, 10:49:33 PM

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #973 on: February 06, 2017, 02:38:36 AM

Remember the Golden Rule: you do me, and I\'ll do you (paraphrased)


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Reply #974 on: February 06, 2017, 06:58:23 PM
This is me.   Well not quite, but close.



I had very few girl toys.   But I did borrow my sisters Barbies so I could have my Matchbox cars jump over them at the bottom of the ramp (like they were lined up buses to jump like Evil Knievel would do).

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Reply #975 on: February 06, 2017, 07:12:34 PM
This is me.   Well not quite, but close.



I had very few girl toys.   But I did borrow my sisters Barbies so I could have my Matchbox cars jump over them at the bottom of the ramp (like they were lined up buses to jump like Evil Knievel would do).

I grew up a tomboy.
My parents will even tell you that.
From falling out of a tree and breaking my arm to my first driving lesson in a International Harvester Tractor. I never had a GI Joe or anything like that, never had a barbie either, but I would walk around with a baseball cap on my head (still do) even going to school. The only time I "ever" wore a dress is when I had to go to a school dance or mom made me wear one for something or another. But I "always" wore cowboy boots all the time no matter what I was wearing.

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Reply #976 on: February 07, 2017, 12:01:30 PM
Anyone constipated...?



I get the shits just looking at the pic!!!

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Reply #977 on: February 09, 2017, 12:49:42 AM



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Reply #978 on: February 09, 2017, 12:50:20 AM
Anyone constipated...?



I get the shits just looking at the pic!!!

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Reply #979 on: February 15, 2017, 04:21:15 AM
As a rule of thumb, let's agree that if you decide your post was ill-advised, instead of leaving just a period or series of periods, just post an apology for posting without considering the advisability of your post.

Come on people, be considerate of others and mindful of the rules.

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