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Reply #1280 on: December 30, 2019, 06:35:05 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #1281 on: December 30, 2019, 08:47:13 PM
WOO for Obi.

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Reply #1282 on: December 30, 2019, 08:54:30 PM

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #1283 on: December 31, 2019, 04:38:05 PM


Why, thank you muchly Watcher and Msslave  ;D

A Happy New Year to all on KB.  Mind those bollards if you party hard





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Reply #1284 on: December 31, 2019, 04:47:50 PM

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Reply #1285 on: December 31, 2019, 07:20:51 PM

Why, thank you muchly Watcher and Msslave  ;D

A Happy New Year to all on KB.  Mind those bollards if you party hard




Bollards.  There’s a word we don’t use much in the States.  I’d woo you, if I had not  done so already.  Happy New Year!  С Новым Годом!



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Reply #1286 on: January 05, 2020, 11:34:50 PM



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Reply #1287 on: January 06, 2020, 03:32:47 AM



I saw that!!!  It was a news item, and good for her.  Last I heard she expected to make $1000, but it was up to $500,000.

Problem is there’s already some fakes trying to cash in.



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Reply #1288 on: January 06, 2020, 11:00:28 PM







I saw that!!!  It was a news item, and good for her.  Last I heard she expected to make $1000, but it was up to $500,000.

Problem is there’s already some fakes trying to cash in.

Instagram Deactivated The Account Of A Nude Model Who Raised Thousands For Australia Fire Relief

Instagram said she violated its rules about sexual content.  :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:



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Reply #1289 on: January 07, 2020, 10:19:21 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #1290 on: January 08, 2020, 06:11:46 PM
For that bad day at the office

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Reply #1291 on: January 10, 2020, 05:19:48 PM

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Reply #1292 on: January 12, 2020, 06:55:46 PM
« Last Edit: January 12, 2020, 07:16:00 PM by MintJulie »

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Reply #1293 on: January 12, 2020, 07:20:42 PM
Ooooops. Did bird boy post a no-no?  Miss Jules spank :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1294 on: January 12, 2020, 07:25:39 PM
Ooooops. Did bird boy post a no-no?  Miss Jules spank :emot_laughing:

Nope.  Mr Rick posted an image that was too wide.   It needed a 'width' tag to keep it within the frame.



Where I have the 400 above, it can go as wide as 625.  Everybody should make it a habit of putting a width tag on images they post.

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Reply #1295 on: January 12, 2020, 11:50:59 PM
Create a text shortcut on your phone.  If I type “img” it automatically creates the html code for a KB image with 600 width:  

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[img width=600][/img]
Saves so much typing, if you like to post images.
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Reply #1296 on: January 13, 2020, 12:17:05 AM

Create a text shortcut on your phone.  If I type “img” it automatically creates the html code for a KB image with 600 width:    
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[img width=600][/img]  Saves so much typing, if you like to post images.

That's a great idea.  

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Reply #1297 on: January 13, 2020, 02:54:03 AM
Thank you MJ and Toe for those tips.

No one ever said anything about my width being too wide but I will gladly take that as a compliment.  8)

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Reply #1298 on: January 13, 2020, 07:21:38 AM

Create a text shortcut on your phone.  If I type “img” it automatically creates the html code for a KB image with 600 width:    
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[img width=600][/img]  Saves so much typing, if you like to post images.

That's a great idea.  

“url”

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[url=][b][size=18pt][color=yellow][/color][/size][/b][/url]
“abc”

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[color=red][size=30pt][b]W[/b][/size][/color]
“wtkb”

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Welcome!  and enjoy yourself!  Let me know if you have any questions or if I can be of assistance!
“youtube”

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
“emot”

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:emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:
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Reply #1299 on: January 13, 2020, 03:46:17 PM
Create a text shortcut on your phone.  If I type “img” it automatically creates the html code for a KB image with 600 width:  

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[img width=600][/img]
Saves so much typing, if you like to post images.


You were the one that taught me the width=600 thing, but I type manually.  Creating a short cut is likely way beyond my abilities, even if given careful instructions.

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And I’ll repeat myself, it would never occur to me to try without it being suggested.  I’d never have figured that out on my own.