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on: January 11, 2015, 04:16:19 PM
What do women know about Penises?



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Reply #1 on: January 11, 2015, 06:18:40 PM
That was amusing to say the least, both the video and Toe's reply.   :D


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Reply #2 on: January 11, 2015, 07:04:35 PM
Quote from: toeinh2o on January 11, 2015, 05:40:55 PM
Not much from what I have seen.  It isn't a window crank.  You should never hold it with your thumb and forefinger like it is toxic.  And for God's sake, don't bite.

 :emot_laughing:
Looks like a snake.....Acts like one at times. Needs to be killed, just like the snakes in the woods. (not to mention that it spits..like a Cobra).
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Reply #3 on: January 13, 2015, 05:54:18 AM
From my experience, and yes I have had some experience, the big ones are too soft and floppy, the little ones, are cute, but seem to have a hair trigger. Penises are often attached to rather noisome persons, and the egos are often fragile and violent.

I do appreciate the ones that are ever hard, but you can buy them to specification at special shops.

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Reply #4 on: January 23, 2015, 02:29:04 PM
I know how to make one rise to attention, that's all I need to know.


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Reply #5 on: March 24, 2015, 08:05:31 PM
Im with Tiny on this one

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Reply #6 on: October 20, 2016, 07:04:28 PM
What do women know about Penises?

Oh, nuts.   This is a hard.  I don't want to give a limp answer.    I've got a headache, how about I answer tomorrow.

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Reply #7 on: October 20, 2016, 07:07:21 PM
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I'll tell you what, you can buy the best dildo or vibrator in the world, nothing feels better that a real penis.


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Reply #8 on: October 20, 2016, 09:58:39 PM
I know that they are fun to play with and they get bigger when they are happy.  But if you play with one too long it kind of gets sick and throws up all over itself!


Oh yeah, they shrink when they come out of the pool!!



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Reply #9 on: October 20, 2016, 10:00:05 PM
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Reply #10 on: October 20, 2016, 10:01:48 PM
Quote from: NaughtyNicole on October 20, 2016, 09:58:39 PM
I know that they are fun to play with and they get bigger when they are happy.  But if you play with one too long it kind of gets sick and throws up all over itself!


Oh yeah, they shrink when they come out of the pool!!



Yeah, But The Pool is 5 miles away and closed for the season......wanna try again..??
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Reply #11 on: October 21, 2016, 12:17:39 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on October 20, 2016, 07:04:28 PM
What do women know about Penises?

Oh, nuts.   This is a hard.  I don't want to give a limp answer.    I've got a headache, how about I answer tomorrow.

I've got to hand it to you... that was a pretty good answer Jules... anyway... here you are... :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

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Reply #12 on: July 16, 2021, 08:22:12 AM
The average penis is an inch shorter than the average man thinks it is.

Try me...

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Reply #13 on: July 16, 2021, 04:13:59 PM
Only an inch :emot_weird: :emot_weird: :emot_weird: You are so kind .. :emot_kiss:

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