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Reply #20 on: May 10, 2016, 09:00:15 PM
Seriously?   Nobody has used this yet...


Fatal Attraction             


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Reply #21 on: April 12, 2018, 04:15:04 PM

This would fit for a few ex's

CHEATERS


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Reply #22 on: April 12, 2018, 05:35:10 PM









"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."



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Reply #23 on: May 05, 2018, 01:22:48 AM
Lost in Space.

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.


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Reply #24 on: May 05, 2018, 01:06:12 PM
The Perfect Storm:emot_laughing:




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Reply #25 on: May 05, 2018, 03:53:42 PM



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Reply #26 on: May 05, 2018, 04:58:19 PM




Only thing I recall from that movie is the girl that’s infatuated with President Nixon yells out in a crowded rollar rink, “I love Dick!!” followed by the crowd laughing.



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Reply #27 on: August 23, 2018, 09:48:20 PM


Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

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Reply #28 on: September 14, 2018, 04:06:37 AM
different ex-girlfriend:



clarification:

"Chances are you've been 'ghosted' before. 'Ghosting' is when someone you're dating ends the relationship by cutting off all communication, without any explanation. ... There are many psychological reasons why someone ghosts, but at its core, ghosting is avoidance and often stems from fear of conflict."
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Reply #29 on: September 14, 2018, 04:11:18 AM


I hated the lying more that the stuff she lied about.  Because cheating is understandable, but thinking I’m so stupid you can get away with lying about it, is insulting.



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Reply #31 on: September 17, 2018, 02:53:32 AM



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Reply #32 on: November 01, 2018, 04:07:28 PM

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Reply #33 on: November 01, 2018, 04:09:10 PM

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Reply #34 on: November 01, 2018, 04:10:08 PM
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Reply #35 on: November 02, 2018, 01:52:21 AM
 

On a forlorn hope to save a relationship.

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Reply #36 on: December 30, 2018, 03:05:01 AM
Cheap Trick - Live in LA!

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Reply #37 on: December 31, 2018, 06:08:33 AM
Let's see. How would I describe my ex?...

The Sweetest Thing
The Graduate

...And I'm stuck. Watch this space.

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Reply #38 on: December 31, 2018, 06:14:01 AM



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Reply #39 on: January 19, 2019, 03:11:33 AM
Frozen  ;D