Good Guy/Gal With A Gun

[Gunnerman19]

Missbarbra-that face and question mark was supposed to be a kissy face because on my IPhone that was the emoji I touched (now don’t get all bent out of shape, it was consensual touch). I do think it’s funny you chose that and think you are just so damn smart that calling me or anyone else out on such a thing would be a put down. Haha damn that’s great

[psiberzerker]

Hey psiberzerker, I thought you wanted to talk about “gun”.

I'm not the one with Gunnerman in my name.  So, want to say something about "Gun," singular then?

[Gunnerman19]

Psiberzerker-hahaha start talking about gun then sweetpie. You want to keep the conversation on point because you think I have taken it off course so steer it back on course. We can talk about how the right likes there gun and hate children, as Misbarbra thinks. What do you want to take about? Gun are fun to shoot. Gun make lefty’s pissy. Hahaha
Dr. Evil

[MissBarbara]

Did you type that with your pussy hat on?

I'm a fairly talented and dexterous girl, but I'm still unable to type with my pussy. I'll try to work on that.

You lefty’s are are so easy to read and fuck with.

You're right: And we lefties get a kick out of fucking with righties who haven't the slightest idea that they're the ones being fucked with, and who continue to make themselves look like morons with every word they type.

I am an asshole!

Well yes, that goes without saying....

[Gunnerman19]

Missbarbra-hahaha please oh please stay in this conversation! I really enjoy reading your messages and seeing how you think. Hahaha, so you have tried typing with your pussy...that’s funny!! I was just imagining you typing with a pussy hat on but you got my attention now. Pussy typing is like freak show funny. You lefty’s never disappointed with your bullshit. Hahaha

[psiberzerker]

It's a lot easier to mash the keyboard with your dick.  You just tend to hit the wrong emoticon from time to time.

Maybe they should make a dick able trigger guard to keep lefties from using it.  Since they pander to lefties with their ambidexterous controls, and ejection nowadays.

[Gunnerman19]

Missbarbra-Don’t forget to make a comment on how I probly never get laid because I’m an asshole and like firearms.

[Gunnerman19]

Psiberzerker-hahahaha

[psiberzerker]

She can form a comment without your help, teh females are wiley that way.  Maybe a double trigger so you can use your balls, and cock the hammer.

Figuratively speaking, of course.

[Gunnerman19]

Psiberzerker-oh okay...I’m sorry sweetie. Please forgive me
Dr. Evil

[psiberzerker]

If I was at all concerned about keeping things on track, I'd request this be moved to the Asshole with a gun thread.  There ain't no good guys here.

"Nice Guys" don't count.

[Gunnerman19]

Psiberzerker-pussy typing was funny...ball cocking...not so much. Haha
Plus when I see or hear the word pussy I get a funny feeling, probly because I don’t get laid much, so can we keep conversation on pussy typing.
Dr. Evil

[psiberzerker]

I know, you prefer the terms Females, and Vagina.

Sexy!

[Gunnerman19]

When speaking of gender...yes. Male or female. What else is there?
What would your doctor say you lack? Would he say pussy or vagina?
Dr. Evil

[psiberzerker]

   And yet, if a "Female" says "Pussy," what?

It's another conspiracy from the left?  That seems to be your answer for everything.

[MissBarbara]

Missbarbra-hahaha please oh please stay in this conversation! I really enjoy reading your messages and seeing how you think. Hahaha, so you have tried typing with your pussy...that’s funny!! I was just imagining you typing with a pussy hat on but you got my attention now. Pussy typing is like freak show funny. You lefty’s never disappointed with your bullshit. Hahaha

I'll confess that I don't own a "pussy hat." Though that's chiefly because I'm very fair, and pink does not complement my complexion.

And, while we're at it, it's much easier pussy-typing on my smartphone than on my laptop.

[MissBarbara]

I don’t get laid much.

Again, that goes without saying...

[Gunnerman19]

Missbarbra- hahaha and you believe that to be true...that’s the part I love!

[Gunnerman19]

Psiberzerker-hahaha what the fuck are you vomiting over there? Hahaha what’s the conspiracy? Hahaha

[psiberzerker]

And, while we're at it, it's much easier pussy-typing on my smartphone than on my laptop.

Stylus, or no?

The only problem there is autocorect.