I'd Like To Admit To......

[ChirpingGirl]

Tis lacking valor for thy health mine cousin. Thee should cease this destructive habit! 

[psiberzerker]

Again, if you smoke after sex, you need more lube!

[ChirpingGirl]

Doth as thee wish. I wilt not judge. 

[ChirpingGirl]

I'd like to admit my daughters dad's wife asked me if I wanted to blow him together and I said "maybe".  

I have to admit that I'm incredibly tempted to drop the extremely introspective cycle of sexual abuse story I'm in the middle of to crank that out for some sort of emotional release.  God, DAMN that's so Hot!

In case it’s not clear, Chirp said that, not Ao1.  The quoting confuses that.

And based on her recents posts, she needs a dick in her mouth real soon.

CJ does indeed need dick in her mouth. 

Cunt is fun, but CJ needs to work her magic. 

[Jed_]

I'd like to admit my daughters dad's wife asked me if I wanted to blow him together and I said "maybe".  

I have to admit that I'm incredibly tempted to drop the extremely introspective cycle of sexual abuse story I'm in the middle of to crank that out for some sort of emotional release.  God, DAMN that's so Hot!

In case it’s not clear, Chirp said that, not Ao1.  The quoting confuses that.

And based on her recents posts, she needs a dick in her mouth real soon.

CJ does indeed need dick in her mouth. 

Cunt is fun, but CJ needs to work her magic. 

My apologies for not being present Chirp, I’d obviously like that.

Push two fingers in your mouth and tell me about that.

[psiberzerker]

Push two fingers in your mouth and tell me about that.

I'd happily read about how much of a banana she can take in 1 bite...

I can manage about 5-6"  The rest is just gravy.

[ChirpingGirl]

Banana's wouldn't be a problem. 

[psiberzerker]

I find the natural curvature, and taper on the end really help me choke it down...

[Katiebee]

Doth as thee wish. I wilt not judge.  

wrong tenses. Middle and even Elizabethan English uses tenses and gender in its grammar, which you are mixing.

[ChirpingGirl]

Why must you constantly remind me you exist? 

I guess you can blame the Shakespeareean translator, rainbow.  But thank you for yet again reminding me you exist. You made my day... Worse. 

[psiberzerker]

I guess you can blame the Shakespeareean translator, rainbow.

Weww, I suwe am gwad she stopped doing shitspeaw, so I don't have to wetawiate wif Fudd.     

[ChirpingGirl]

I guess you can blame the Shakespeareean translator, rainbow.

Weww, I suwe am gwad she stopped doing shitspeaw, so I don't have to wetawiate wif Fudd.      

Still more comprehensible than what some people here shit from their fingers.  

[psiberzerker]

Still more comprehensible than what some people here shit from their fingers.  

Well, as the person that's most often accused of spouting incomprehensible gibberish (By anyone who doesn't agree with me) I'm going to take that as a compwement.

[Katiebee]

Why must you constantly remind me you exist? 

I guess you can blame the Shakespeareean translator, rainbow.  But thank you for yet again reminding me you exist. You made my day... Worse. 

if my presence is so objectionable you are free to go somewhere else.

[ChirpingGirl]

Just stop talking to me, rainbow. Have you not noticed I don't engage you?

 

Don't reference me, I certainly won't reference you. It's not hard to understand.

[Remington555]

Now ladies, no cat fights allowed on Kristen's Board. I read that in the rules someplace.

I think.

Didn't I?

Wait, never mind. No way I'm getting between two pissed off women. What was I thinking?

Stupid, Remmy, stupid! 

[Katiebee]

CG, then why don’t you stop posting where I post? You chose to make this personal at this point. Lighten up snowflake.

[wayne3218]

You both sound like a married couple, how about a kiss and cuddle to make up.

[ChirpingGirl]

Now ladies, no cat fights allowed on Kristen's Board. I read that in the rules someplace.

I think.

Didn't I?

Wait, never mind. No way I'm getting between two pissed off women. What was I thinking?

Stupid, Remmy, stupid! 

A beloved person here told me it's best not to give rainbows the attention they crave. But those fucking rainbows are always just so... Fucking... Beautiful. 

[ChirpingGirl]

You both sound like a married couple, how about a kiss and cuddle to make up.

CJ doesn't want anything to do with rainbows. They're just so....... Colorful.