Kids

[KitKat]

I know a lot of us have kids here, and of course we love them, but sometimes it's difficult to get intimate with kids in your life. What have you done to be able to make that sexual connection with your mate, away from those nosey little kiddos? Obviously once everyone has gone to bed, there is that alone time, but what about in the middle of the day or in the morning?

[ChirpingGirl]

What have you done to be able to make that sexual connection with your mate, away from those nosey little kiddos?

Lock the door. 

[KitKat]

Then who's going to supervise and make sure they stay out of trouble? 

[ChirpingGirl]

Then who's going to supervise and make sure they stay out of trouble?  

If they're getting into trouble after bed time and I'm gittin' my hump on then that's their problem.

[herschel]

When I was a parental unit you could give boys a copy of Playboy to keep them out of trouble, or Cosmo for the girls. Nowadays, I suppose they would each have their own computer. That ought to keep them entertained and safe, as long as they know not to click everything that pops up.

[KitKat]

Give a boy a nudy mag, he will be busy for hours. 

[Johnny Johnson]

Um...Guilty   

[_priapism]

Likelihood of children leaving your bedroom door alone is inversely proportional to your state of arousal.  Merovingian Law No. 4.

[Meatbot]

When I was a parental unit you could give boys a copy of Playboy to keep them out of trouble, or Cosmo for the girls. Nowadays, I suppose they would each have their own computer. That ought to keep them entertained and safe, as long as they know not to click everything that pops up.

Hah hah... the things that "popped up" weren't clickable, back in my day...

I had a few old Playboys hidden in a model airplane box in top of my closet... wrinkled pages sometimes stained with... er... mysterious splotches of some nameless liquid... I'm just not sure how fun it'd be nowdays, with all the porn of the universe on your phone, in the... uhm... palm of your hand, so to speak.

The idea of parents giving naughty mags to their kids... that is alien to me... my parents were so righteous they didn't even have sex organs, and we kids had to pretend we didn't either, except when we went skinny-dippin' at the pond and such.

Anyway, I almost think the easy access takes all the fun out of it. Is anything "naughty" nowdays? It's almost sad, naughty always worked and still works for me, it gets me off big time. I suppose I'm just a dinosaur of the past.

'bot

*something funny with little or no relevance... when I see the word "click" my font almost makes it look like "dick" so you say clickable, I see dickable. Funny, huh?

[MissBarbara]

What have you done to be able to make that sexual connection with your mate, away from those nosey little kiddos?

Lock the door. 

You are making far too much sense here. Please stop it.   

[ChirpingGirl]

What have you done to be able to make that sexual connection with your mate, away from those nosey little kiddos?

Lock the door. 

You are making far too much sense here. Please stop it.   

I most certainly will not stop it. 

[MissBarbara]

What have you done to be able to make that sexual connection with your mate, away from those nosey little kiddos?

Lock the door. 

You are making far too much sense here. Please stop it.   

I most certainly will not stop it. 

I mean, don't stop doing THAT, just stop making sense and posting logical solutions.

[ChirpingGirl]

 

[Johnny Johnson]

Lock the door?  Stunting a child's growth.  They gotta learn it eventually.  

Myself,when I was young a locked door just made me more devious to find out why.  What fun am I missing?  



(A child's mind)

Why is the door locked?

There most be a reason for all of those funny sounds I hear.  

Mommy just might be needing my help from the way she sounds.  

What is daddy doing to help her or is there also something wrong with him?

Perhaps I should call 911.

See mister emergency person they are still making those noises, break in the door!!!!!!

[JBRG]

One afternoon, my wife and I were getting that mutual interest vibe going. My kids were 10 and 8 at the time.

We, at that moment, were having an afternoon snack of chocolate chip cookies. Now, the cookies had nothing to do with the vibe that was developing. We went to the bedroom, locked the door, got busy, enjoyed a wonderful orgasm (each of us), and went back out into the living room. The oldest looked at us when we came back and asked where we were. We told her we were discussing cookies.

Ever since that day, my wife will often refer to herself as Cookie Monster.  What were the kids doing? I think they watched TV or something. I honestly don't remember.

[Johnny Johnson]

 

[trapper]

If it's a teenage daughter what better place to learn about sex than home? beter than back seat from a pimple faced kid with mabe a std wanting to stick it in then. run.

[Rebecca_shy]

I never opened my mom's bedroom door when she was making certain uh noises :/

[fintinman]

kitkat, with kids around it does become hard too get down and drity, when the need cums along. but there are ways that work out best. grandparents visits, neigbors sleepovers, relitives visits. not many beyond that work well, until they reach their own interests.
other then that if you want them there at home, show them the deal, and make the choice too allow them too know whats going on.
set date nights out with mates, so that can visit granny, or their friends sleep overs. you would have too work that out with the parents or relitives.
enjoy hope that they work out.

[xfeme4femex]

One of the main rules in my house is mommy's bedroom us OFF LIMITS! you always knock and stay out unless I let you in. But of course if you happen to be in one of those moods, you know when you know things are going to get noisey. Either send them to friends, family etc or just pray they stay outside playing! Lol

Luckily I only have one and she's a teenager now so she's never home anyways.