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Reply #75 on: August 20, 2019, 04:50:09 PM
If I paid this much for it, you’re damn right I can complain!   :emot_laughing:



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Reply #76 on: August 21, 2019, 03:06:59 PM

There's not very much there.

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Reply #77 on: August 21, 2019, 03:21:57 PM
Two breasts, please. No wings.  8)

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Reply #78 on: August 21, 2019, 03:46:22 PM

There's not much meat on that bone.

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Reply #79 on: August 21, 2019, 07:10:52 PM
Slide down. We need to make room for Grandma.



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Reply #80 on: August 21, 2019, 10:08:19 PM

My father wouldn't let the waiter/waitress leave the table when he'd have a steak delivered.   He'd always cut into it first to examine it. 

"It's a perfect shade of pink."

or

"It's bloody"  (when it wasn't cooked enough)

or

"There is not a single drop of juice in it."  (when it was overcooked)

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Reply #81 on: July 07, 2020, 03:02:41 PM


If I eat another thing, I'll puke.


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Reply #82 on: July 07, 2020, 06:53:02 PM


If I eat another thing, I'll puke.



I think Chirp has said that on occasion -  Like,  her jaw will hurt her if she ate another thing..   ;D ;D

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Reply #83 on: July 07, 2020, 07:07:40 PM
“Dad, why don’t you and Grandpa sit over there so you can watch the game? I know you two don’t want to miss any action.”



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Reply #84 on: July 07, 2020, 07:35:04 PM
Turn it over and finish on the other side.

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